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Speaker 1: This is a headgun podcast. Celebrity book Club. Who's that

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Speaker 1: knocking at the door. It's all your friends, your filthy horror.

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Speaker 1: Your husband's gone, and we've got books on a bottle

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Speaker 1: of wine to kill. It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip.

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Speaker 1: I'm shook, it's memoir, it's martinis. Celebrity Book Club can

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Speaker 1: read it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club, tell your secrets.

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Speaker 1: We won't talk. Celebrity book Club. No boys are alloud.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club, say it loud and cloud. Celebrity book Club.

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Speaker 1: Buzz Man, I brought the queer foe your best friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, wow, you look amazing.

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Speaker 1: You look at measy. No, you're glow. You're actually glowing.

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Speaker 1: You really really must have had an incredible summer. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, is it the end of summer already? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. It flew by in a heartbab.

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Speaker 1: People would ask me, like what I do in France

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Speaker 1: and so like, and sometimes you'd be like, oh, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm a for commedian in Frenches, you Maurice. So it's

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Speaker 1: already being like so and I just have to pretend

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Speaker 1: like i'm Dave Barry like, I'm you're writing like books

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Speaker 1: that are like one hundred and thirty pages long, and

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Speaker 1: they're in the humor section, like dads are buying. Then

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Speaker 1: just being like I'm buying a humor book. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: writing the smallest books. And then everyone would just be like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, wow, that's as I've never met a

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Speaker 1: comedian before, and I'd just be like, really, because everyone

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Speaker 1: I know in New York as a comedian. But you know,

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Speaker 1: weren't the French famously not funny? They're deeply unfunny. They

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Speaker 1: have a horrible sense of humor. Their only funny movie

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Speaker 1: is Taxi, which they made an American version of The

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Speaker 1: Queen Lativa that was like so not funny. That was French. Well,

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Speaker 1: pink Panther, there's no Peter Sellers. He's not French. When

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Speaker 1: I think of definitely like in arts, you're thinking Peppi

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Speaker 1: lepew another sort of canceled like lecherous. I think no,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking just like some sixties movie that like I

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Speaker 1: remember this insanely annoying guy that I would college with,

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Speaker 1: it's like just slapstick. It sounds like it's kind of

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Speaker 1: mister Beansie. Yeah, it was mean like monsieur bean but

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Speaker 1: like a bigger guy need trench and such. So like

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Speaker 1: were you telling to kind of just jump right and

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Speaker 1: were you like telling jokes in French? Well? No, my

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Speaker 1: I mean, my big I'm like so mortified right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm in a big joke that I always make. I

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Speaker 1: then I would say, um, I'm on vacation, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not making any jokes right now. Oh du I know.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, it's just like you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll say, okay, I was speaking French. Okay, I was

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Speaker 1: speaking French the whole goddamn time. No, that's insane. I

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Speaker 1: give our listeners some well. I mean i'd be like

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Speaker 1: just be on black concert about it, the black Man, Okay.

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Speaker 1: And it's just like saying that. I was just like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to work on a vacation. It's just

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Speaker 1: like imagine like a little ESL person saying that to you,

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Speaker 1: you would like think it was kind of charming and

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Speaker 1: cute because they would have this accent, you know what

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Speaker 1: They're completely obsessed with America, and they're completely obsessed with

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Speaker 1: speaking right the Oops that you brought back discuss we

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Speaker 1: Us Weekly. It's literally called Oops exclamation point. I'm obsessed

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Speaker 1: hero photo of Kate Beckingham. Beckingham like a Kate Middle

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Speaker 1: got three teams. Um, okay, yeah, So how is your summarily?

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Speaker 1: How is Marseille? Yeah? Like I went to this random

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Speaker 1: Pride that day, and Marseille Pride was very I sent

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Speaker 1: like farcy impression. Oh but sure it was. It was

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Speaker 1: No spoilers, but there's a lot of fun see happening.

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Speaker 1: But it was very like like a lot of the

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Speaker 1: your motherfucking heart and come back to New England with me. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm driving to visit a good friend Ellen

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Speaker 1: and the Cape, right, But I'm like, I'm like to

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, I'm like, you know what, let's let's let's

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Speaker 1: let's stop like seven iconic diners. Yes, let's like so

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Speaker 1: full before five. Break up the trip by like staying

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Speaker 1: Did I hear they have gorgeous beaches? So I book

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Speaker 1: this motel is sketchy, but like it's not that bad,

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Speaker 1: menu was it literally was like peanut butter jam, rum coladas,

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Speaker 1: lobster fra diavolo, steam shrimp dumplings, redded shrimp baskets. Like

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Speaker 1: I don't really know much about your Oh I know,

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Speaker 1: work in my French, etcetera. No, that's good as practice.

419
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: And then you don't get to do that in school,

420
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: No you don't. Well, I mean this was the thing.

421
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: And I will say, just like after a summer of

422
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:43,199
Speaker 1: having sex in French and like knowing the French words

423
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: um for sex stuff, sex stuff, I was at this

424
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: sort of sexually charged festival this weekend and I was

425
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: sort of back to having sex in America and I

426
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: literally had that this is so crazy and you're not

427
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: gonna believe. I'd like pank and I had to be like,

428
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: oh wait, oh my god, I don't say that, like,

429
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: don't say do small, say slowly you know what I mean,

430
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: which is kind of like it's kind of crazy, but

431
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: we're also you were like what if I do try

432
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: out my French words on this English sex fust and

433
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 1: just being like we while you're well you're having sex. Yeah,

434
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: it's kind of just like we pretty corny, I think,

435
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: maybe pretty corny because like people know what we means,

436
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: so let's give us your French sex words, okay, not

437
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: to try to pry. Well, okay, so there's we, Okay,

438
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,239
Speaker 1: there's we. We. You can also get a little bit

439
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: like what o yeah, way kind of yeah, you know

440
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: what I mean? Well I know that from Deb's friend

441
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: of the poke and she's always smoking being like way

442
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 1: way way. So way is huge because way is an

443
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: affirmative and wait lets them know they're on the right.

444
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: And that's also really like casual because sex is like

445
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 1: totally like not formal. No, I hate being formal during sex,

446
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: but I actually told for you if you want to

447
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: be form if you want to be like yes yes

448
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: or yeah yeah. Um So then there's um small that

449
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 1: means like slowly, and so that's like if someone's like

450
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 1: fucking you and maybe they're being a little bit chack gravity,

451
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: you can kind of be like or you just want

452
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: them to know that, like they need to go slowly

453
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: because you're right, so so tiny, they're like small and

454
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: you're kind of saying this way like I'm scared, like

455
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: too small, you know what I mean, And that lets

456
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: them know that like so huge and they're this medieval

457
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 1: eating well, listen, you know, to quote the sweetest thing,

458
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 1: it's like, what do we always say, no matter what

459
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: your dick is, so you're too big to fitting here.

460
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like in the vein of that

461
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: song vein no pun intended. Um, it's like, you know,

462
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: you want to imply that, like it's gonna be what's

463
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: gonna hurt total buzz kill, but you brought the sweetest thing?

464
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: Would you hear that? Christina the Applicate has mss lily,

465
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm just sorry. That's two cast efforts of the sweetest

466
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: thing and I know, minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,

467
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: what happened on set? Wait? What the fuck? Yeah, it's contagious. Okay,

468
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: this actually is a John the Floor moment. Yeah, because

469
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: that every La was like this, like was so amazing

470
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: show inspiment and she's so strong, but like that's it's

471
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: just so like, you know, it's way tough to see

472
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: something you love, like struggle with the health issue. Christina

473
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: Applegate also just yeah the summer, What the fuck? So

474
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: Cameron is next? Like I will kill myself. I feel

475
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: like it would happen that Cameron won't because she drinks

476
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: aveline a little sugar. Even though it's like so sweet.

477
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: We tried it, it's like the nastiest sweetest wine was

478
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: so disappointing. We need to dry the Belotwins wine because

479
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's good. Yeah, I gonna I need to

480
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: tell you about um I tried. I bought Kendall's tequila

481
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: eight when night. Oh we got wait what earth shattering? Okay.

482
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: At first, I was like, oh my god, this is amazing.

483
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: It's so smooth. But then I was like, it's almost

484
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: so smooth a taste of vanilla. Wait, did you try

485
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: the blanco or the ripisato? The blanco? Okay, see, I

486
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: would try. I was gonna try it. I would try

487
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: the risotto a girl, but I also feel that actually

488
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 1: try and blanco alone, like could always just taste a

489
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: little bit too party bust. Yeah, because it's like made

490
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: from mixers, right, it just feels well. I made it

491
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: into marks. But then front of the pod, Daniel was like,

492
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: this taste like like vanilla. Yeah, and then he then

493
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: after he pointed that out, I was like, this is

494
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: fully like panicle. It was so panicle whipped, yeah, which

495
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: is so weird. It was like I feel like she

496
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: want all these things, right, it's trying to be so like, oh,

497
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: candle and small makers made? What awards did she win?

498
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Where it's like we

499
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: don't know the tequila industry. We have no When someone

500
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: says like, oh, yeah one just like global Bass, like

501
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: Southern Arizona, like tequila competition, You're just like, maybe that's

502
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: actually just not the most like vaunted tequila company. Yeah,

503
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: I guess like someone told me, and I truly forget that,

504
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: Like there was a blind tequila taste to feel like

505
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: maybe and it was just like Kendall one and it

506
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: was like verse all these like insanely fancy like I

507
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: feel like it's just good marketing us I would see. Okay,

508
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: so I can't wait to County r of Artmare. Yeah,

509
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: come to my environment and have the eight one night. Also,

510
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: the Blanco is the only one for sale, and I'll

511
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: just put that up there at the store. Oh okay, yeah,

512
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: well there's other stores. But I'm like, am I after

513
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: not loving the right? You know you're not? You don't.

514
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: You don't need Kendall to have that much support, even

515
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: though she is like a ruard lesbian, rumored lesbian business

516
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: so owner Okay, so just to wrap up this fling.

517
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: So anyway, at this one point, the other guy comes

518
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: into the bar and like I went up to the

519
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: like scary locker area and I was like and like

520
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: because the guy like told me to and I was like, oh,

521
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: now you're being so ordering me around. And then the

522
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: other guy like left after all, and then the other

523
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: and then there was like the daddy was just like this,

524
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: which means like descend, like come down the stairs, and

525
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: I was like oh, and I was like, oh, maybe

526
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: he'd be so shaddy. Yeah. So then he like took

527
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: me down into the basement area and he like tied

528
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: me up to one of those like horrifying like crosses. Wait,

529
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: so you were being so like too dominos. No, it

530
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: was like dominoes. But here's the thing. It was so

531
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: like I was like, might gonna be scary? Am I

532
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: gonna get murdered on my like third night in this town?

533
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: But then it was so this thing where it's like

534
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: he didn't actually like time me in and I could

535
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: just so easily slip out of the like straps, and

536
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: I was kind of just like, Okay, so this is

537
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: all for show, and it was like yeah, that's very

538
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: these like handcuffs that I bought and they're like very

539
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: easy to slip out of. It's not being so like

540
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: your robe him, but does the pull tight? They can.

541
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: But it's also like comments being so like it's they're

542
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: like fuzzy with metal on the inside or are they

543
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: like are they like us? No, they're being a little

544
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: more serious and just like black and nylon and like, okay,

545
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: so they're stretchy, stretchy, vel grow yeah, I mean, oh

546
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: well velcro. I mean I would imagine. I mean, the

547
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: point of a restraint is that it's actually supposed to restrain,

548
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? So it's kind of

549
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: like if you're just doing the show thing, you're kind

550
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: of like, well, this is just more aware a place

551
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: to like hang my arms for a minute, and like

552
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: so we're your feet locked in in that fifty shades way,

553
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: do you know what? I'm just standing against this cross

554
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: thing with my arms. I'm just standing, okay, standing stuff.

555
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: And he like spanked me a few times, and I

556
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: was like cool, the ninety year old, Yeah, he's very

557
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: like world old just man does And in Marseille, oldest

558
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: man then took me to the sling area, and I'm like,

559
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: all right, I'm getting in this ling. He's putting on

560
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: a condom, which again was like that says my method

561
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: of taking control. Absolutely, you want the eight hundred year

562
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: old Like No, I was like, I don't see from

563
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: this guy. So that ke's fucking me this Like I'm

564
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: looking up and there's a mirror on the ceiling. Hold on,

565
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: question about the sling. Is the sling like that sling

566
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: in the leather where we went to in key Apps.

567
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: It's exactly like that. Okay, It's just like some old

568
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: kind of hard leather with like a chain. And I'm

569
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: looking at myself in the mirror and I'm going my

570
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: abs are not what I want them to be. And

571
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm here and here we are with this phrase I

572
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: just learned today muscle dysmorphia. That's affecting more men than

573
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: ever earn this kind. Also, so you read out of

574
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: the Twitter app, No, my friend sent me it's been grab.

575
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm waiting till September. I think what friends friend? Eric? Oh,

576
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: gay guy muscle stuff. Yeah, I definitely saw that on

577
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: my kind of just news twitter feed. Okay, yeah, it's

578
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: checking men's health. I love to check in with my

579
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: men self. I mean that is a dream cover for me,

580
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: the Men's health cover. Yeah um, I mean that would

581
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: that would be so like Kaitlyn Jenner as the Awards,

582
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: like yeah, I want to be the first post top

583
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: surgery Men's health cover star. It could happen, manifest it

584
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: and doing it now, catch me next year yeah yeah. Um. Anyway,

585
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: I was just like apex on here and then I

586
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: was like, I'm getting a gym membership in Marseille, and

587
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: I did at a gym called Basic Fit, And this

588
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: is all going through your mind. This is such a

589
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: montage as this old man is being like he was

590
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: the guy from Little Mermaid and You're just being like

591
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: what wait and just being like I wonder if I

592
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: should get the kind of where I can go to

593
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: every gym and Marseille of this brand or just my

594
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: local one. And so ultimately I got the membership that

595
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: I got. You could go to multiple gyms, and it

596
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: was great because you had to sign up for like

597
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: reservations to go at a certain time because of code restrictions.

598
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: So if there was like full at this one gym,

599
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: I could go to this different gym. And there was

600
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: a gym in like a kind of a sexier neighborhood.

601
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: I will say, was the gym being more like equinox

602
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 1: or is it being more blank? It was being extremely No,

603
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: it was it was it was actually being Planet Fitness

604
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: and some of them, like one day I was like

605
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: looking at one of my like yoga mats that I

606
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: was like doing my routina, and I was like, oh,

607
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: this just says Planet Fitness on it. They just like

608
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: stole fish off the back of a truck, like they

609
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: got some just like excess shipment from America. I love that,

610
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: Like there's some site where you can just buy like

611
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: excess Planet Fitness yoga mats. And it was very The

612
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: brandy was all orange. Everything was orange. That's so gym

613
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: in this way where it's like it's bright. It's I

614
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: want to pick one color. I guess it was it.

615
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: I got like a free orange water bottle, like a

616
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: free orange small towel and I really and a free

617
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: oere a free orange locker lock. Okay, wait, sweat. That

618
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: is always my resistance. Okay, yeah, of going to the gym.

619
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: It's because it's the lock. Don't even get me started

620
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: about carrying around the lock. And then I have to

621
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: remember the code, and then I'm always forgetting the code,

622
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: or you do one with the key. Do you have

623
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: a pin conn? Do you always forget that? I remember that? Okay,

624
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: we're can make it the same as your friends. You

625
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: really practice it, and then you're just like, oh, I

626
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: would go to the gym right now. And then you're like,

627
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't have my lock, and then you're like, okay,

628
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: I guess I'm buying another five. Here's the thing about

629
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: the lock. To be honest, no one's really robbing you

630
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: at the gym. No, no one wants it. Well, I

631
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: just signed up and this for a month long membership

632
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: at the boxing gym at the historic boxing Gym, Gleason's

633
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: oldest boxing gym in New York City. Hilary Swank, Wow, yeah,

634
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: did you get a swag by No? I bought these

635
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: forty dollars insane like Champion fighter shorts. I did not

636
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: get swag. I kind of just purchased more um from

637
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: their like merch closet. Okay, cool? Oh right, this is

638
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: your the sort of the classic m lesbian mo at

639
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: any business, just like patronize the business like for thirty

640
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: minutes and then by all the merch they have available,

641
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: go straight to the merch, but I will. In my defense,

642
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: it's like it was being more just this, like no

643
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: one was in their closet, and then it was like

644
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: a random stack of like shorts, like I didn't get

645
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: a Gleason's Tea, which would be more lesbian merch. I

646
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 1: got these just like more random and saying like Lonsdale

647
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: Champion like fighter shorts. Okay, that were just there, but yes,

648
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 1: I was being like the pickup, Yes, they look great, thanks,

649
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: super flattering, great for your men's health cover. They're really

650
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: good for the men's health. I think they're going to

651
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: look best shirtless. Yeah, yeah, because it's kind of like

652
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: what is the top to wear with them? But I

653
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: was definitely I was with some other merch lesbians on

654
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: multiple different lesbian vacation trips this summer, and the lesbians

655
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: that I was with they were hungrier from March than

656
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: I was. Wow, and that felt good. Yeah, you're just like,

657
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: look at me, queen of restraint over here. And I

658
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: mean they were salivating, whether it was you know, a

659
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: hat right or a tied it. I wonder if that's

660
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: because I mean, you know, you see merch. You know

661
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: around every corner, you know what I mean, Like you

662
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: can smell merch mile away, and like you buy March

663
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: when you're not just on vacations, shall we say? Right? Absolutely?

664
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 1: And so it's like maybe they're the kind of folk

665
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 1: who only buy merch when they're on vacation. So that's

666
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: kind of like for them at this release that's been

667
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 1: pent up. But like every week you're finding opportunity march,

668
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: like right in your own backyard, which is one of

669
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: the reasons I love. Yeah, but so maybe it wasn't

670
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: wasn't quite as thrilling for you, right, Some people are

671
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: more into location or restaurant merch where obviously yes sometimes

672
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: you know, yes, I am into like a car a

673
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: T shirt from a car wash, but also bantees yes

674
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: you know yes, or my local car wash. Yes, I see,

675
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 1: March create and and then your own march and maybe

676
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: club kids. Maybe we'll have some club kid march for

677
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: you pretty if you're lucky. Um, I wanted to talk

678
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: about I guess my summer more totally. Well, I was thinking, okay,

679
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 1: but so do you remember how when I was first

680
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: getting warned about Marseilles and everyone's like, it's so dangerous yeah,

681
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: and your airbnb host was like, um, the one tortured

682
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: and it was just like literally cut to me, just

683
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 1: like getting my eyes like being fucked in a language

684
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: like you did get from get tortured. And I was

685
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: just like always getting spanked by random guys and like

686
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: showing up with the beach like covered in bruises. But

687
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: then literally a week after Pride, it was like lesbian

688
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: activist Pride like night like Dike March, POC more like

689
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: and you know, antagonist, um March, and it was it

690
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: was still very just like the march would be going

691
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: along and it was just like a smaller crowd and

692
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: it was like seven pm and then like somebody would

693
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: like wheat past like a sign on a building that

694
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 1: said like respect horse, Like yeah, it was like cheering, cheering,

695
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of just like, okay, oh yeah, do

696
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: you think that we're not really turning society? And it's

697
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: head right now the mersee cuirdos like just getting on

698
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: to like respect your local sex worker stuff. There's there're

699
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: so respect your local sex worker and just like it

700
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: is a little bit like you do feel like you're

701
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: in two thousand and four in this way, and like

702
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: it's what I like about it, but it's also what's annoying.

703
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 1: It's like there's no basic gase. Yeah, it's only like

704
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 1: new like queer funky gaze moving to the city, but

705
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: then telling you Onceday moving like this city is actually

706
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: really homophobics. Oh okay, what's so weird is this? Okay?

707
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 1: Is it? Stanley? I would be at like a fucking

708
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: cafe with like five of the I guess fag gets

709
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: on Earth wearing just like so many dangly earings and

710
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: we're just like having apparel spritzes at midnight and they're

711
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: just being like Marseilles so amophobia, and I'm just saying,

712
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: like are you serious? Yeah, you're like like around, We're fine,

713
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: and like yes, it's a chaotic, anarchistic city and like

714
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: you will get attacked. And as I was gonna say,

715
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: I did get robbed, and like that did happen? Right,

716
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: And like I would say, like robbing it's like very often,

717
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: and like you get robbed of your iPhone? Yes, I

718
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: was going to say, because I was like, your iPhone

719
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: red looks like more pink or something. It it's not

720
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: the rede version. So this my new red iPhone is

721
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: not sponsored by Bono, as my old one was to

722
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 1: payback on you felt you were being inn O four

723
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: of just like everyone being like fuck homophobia hell yes is.

724
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: I also felt on all my lesbian vacations that I

725
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: also was in O four, but in a different way

726
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: where I was like everything was so mainstream and I

727
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: feel like our lives are always just like Bushwick weirdos,

728
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: and I feel like I hadn't seen like mainstream lesbians

729
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: in so long, and being in provins down and just

730
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: seeing like a footch in just like great chinos, and

731
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,720
Speaker 1: then her fem and just chinos that are a little

732
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: bit shorter walking down the street hand in hand to

733
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: check out shops and restaurants. Yeah, and I was like

734
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: fem is doing kind of a capri and the butch

735
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 1: is just doing like a long but above the knee

736
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: khaki short. And then in Fire Island, literally it would

737
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: felt like the episode of the L word It fully

738
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: Fell Donna Shore. I was at a it was the

739
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: lesbian volleyball tournament, and it was fully oh for where

740
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: everyone was like so gelled and like cargo shorted, and

741
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 1: it was like the most gelled ponies and it would

742
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: be like the butch and a trucker and just like

743
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: the fem in, just like a slightly grillier trucker. God,

744
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: it's like I'm almost less of you having that mainstrem

745
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: Lesian experience. I mean, certainly none of the people that

746
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with in Marseille were like, you know, mainstream.

747
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 1: It was just like a lot of just like indie

748
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: like tattoo artists and like that was the vibe. But

749
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: like the thing about Europe is you can't always tell

750
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: the mainstream European lesbians from just a straight European mom

751
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: because they will literally both have like short gray hair

752
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: and like sensible tivas and like a cargo vest or something.

753
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: And you're just like, is every woman in this continental lesbian?

754
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: Like no, And it's actually like they're all sort of interchangeable.

755
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: Well that is so the thing when you see someone

756
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: walking in Soho and they have like a severe crew

757
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: cut that are wearing like a green tank top, right,

758
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: and then you hear them talking German and you're like

759
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: their husband meets them, they start making out. You're like, okay,

760
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: you're not a lesbian, but like you just love the

761
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: color olive. I mean, over there, it's kind of insane. No,

762
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: everyone is in this water world palette, just like all

763
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: the earth the earthiest tones. At the Lesbian Volleyball tournament,

764
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: this was the merch moment. Our friend Alex has been

765
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: trying to get this lesbian Volleyball merch t shirt for

766
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: now two years. Has DMed the organization and they were like, simmer,

767
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: we only said at the event, and she was like,

768
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever I can, Like, can you send one?

769
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,720
Speaker 1: They're like, you have to come to the event. Finally,

770
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: Rre at the event, she walks up. She walks up

771
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: to a stand completely nude to the teachers stand, and

772
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: it was like, can I get a T shirt? And

773
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 1: the girl goes, So this is actually a T shirt

774
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: cutting stand where you buy the T shirts over there,

775
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: and if you want to come back to me, I

776
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: can specially cut the T shirt whichever way you want.

777
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: It's like cropping. It was more into a sleeveless tank.

778
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: Even crazier that it was so Myrtle beach. It was

779
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: like she would fold the shirts and then like make

780
00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: like looped cuts, so it was like tears slashed tears,

781
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: like sloody wet T shirts so you could get its

782
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: leeve list but mostly it was about these tiered cuts

783
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: that were happening. I didn't get the price point anyway.

784
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: Then Alice, she got the le Valley shirt fet finally

785
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: off the T shirt for that she'd but that was

786
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: just like a white shirt that said like les Valley

787
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: with a volleyball some cool stuff. Yeah, she didn't get it.

788
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 1: Come you did not either participate in the volleyball or

789
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: get She was extremely organized, like you were on teams.

790
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: Like there was a team that was all lawyers. There

791
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: was a team that was like sponsored by the Stones,

792
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: training fully dining shore and everyone's like taking breaks and

793
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: like chunking trullies and just like being there are well

794
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: back in Wow. And we met this lawyer team and

795
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: their tanks were so heathered in gray, and it said

796
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: you just got served because they're lawyers papers. So it

797
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: was very like you need to sign up with your

798
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: team a while go um, yeah you know me, I mean, hello,

799
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: I want to be a straight man, Like I don't

800
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: buy things that say that associate with being gay, right,

801
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: you don't buy like some sort of There was this

802
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: lesbian at the Gay Techno Festival who was so like

803
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: exactly like the German mom you described just like so

804
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: thin olive tank, like super short like Joel Gray hair

805
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: the entire time, and she just like was wearing this

806
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: T shirt like so many times that said who all

807
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: here's gay? Which seems so esl this way, You're like

808
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 1: it's a full conversation, who all here is gay? Yeah? Yeah,

809
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: she was definitely just like rock on, I'm a lesbian.

810
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: I love being surrounded by nine hundred gay men sucking

811
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: ticken a forest. Hell. Yes, so there are total queer

812
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: They're like a fabs at hauncho. It is a diverse

813
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: coalition of a loverism. It's like it is, yes, it

814
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:01,439
Speaker 1: is mostly it's a gay man. But yeah, there's there's

815
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: like lesbian I mean, okay, it's very like there are

816
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: these like random straight girls and you're always just like

817
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: the girls are always kind of like sitting in a

818
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: chair or just like like looking through their bag for

819
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: a while. Like it's very like, oh, where's my hydrolast.

820
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: It's very like the girls are taking a long time

821
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: to find like their drugs in a bag and like

822
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: a gay men and it's like within like ten second,

823
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: it's like he's put poppers up one nostril. He's but

824
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: ketemying up your other nostril like he's boofed some coke

825
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: into you. Like it's you know, there's a different vibe.

826
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: But then there's all, yeah, there's a couple like techno lesbians,

827
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: and then there's like a good amount of t girls show.

828
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like mostly I mean it used to

829
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: be like a men only men's only back in like

830
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: the day or whatever, but now that has been broken. Yeah,

831
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: now it's a totally inclusive queer event. Checknow is for lovers,

832
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: technos for everyone. But yeah, that there was that lesbian

833
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: and that T shirt is basically what I wanted you

834
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00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:17,400
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836
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: Now oh wait, um what did she eat? What did

837
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: she wear? How did she laugh? How did she did?

838
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: She lives? Okay, so we're gonna do this, We're gonna

839
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: guess each other. Yes, okay, what did she eat? What

840
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: did this bitch eat? I mean, obviously you've talked about

841
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: road trips. I picture your summer as being mostly in

842
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: your Honda Fit on the way to the Hamptons and

843
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: prominent town. I guess there was a Rhode Island trip,

844
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 1: but like it's mostly Long Island based. You're mostly driving,

845
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: so like I obviously I'm thinking there's a ton of

846
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: fried seafood. I feel like your breakfasts that you were

847
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: being like wanting to take charge of breakfast in this

848
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: way because you felt like you should kind of take

849
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: that responsibility because it was usually like your girlfriend's family

850
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: who was hosting you, and you're like, let me do

851
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 1: the eggs, let me cook the like the really good

852
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: heritage bacon that we got at the farmer's market yesterday,

853
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: let me put some tomatoes on the plate, and then

854
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: lunch was leftovers. Here's the thing, Okay, yes, I was

855
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: in my Honda Fit Okay a sure amount and there

856
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 1: You're definitely right at the fried clamps. And I'm wrong

857
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: about you taking control of breakfast. Well, it's just because

858
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,479
Speaker 1: I feel like in the Hampton's actually there was only

859
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: one time where we crossed over with my girlfriend's parents

860
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: and we did. It wasn't eggs. It was just like

861
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 1: us going to this bagel place and waiting in a

862
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: half hour that the parents are there. I'm saying that

863
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: you're still are taking charge, taking charge. Yeah, like on

864
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: a fire island. I feel like you were also being like,

865
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: let me make up. I actually was not. I was

866
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: being more like grilled Daddy, and I like grilled the

867
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: steak and grilled egg plants. And I didn't even happen. Yeah,

868
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 1: I was not on breakfast duty, but you breakfast was happening.

869
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: There was bagels, their eggs were made. But like a

870
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: gay guy, he made me like a heavy kim chee

871
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: egg with Costco. Okay, big Costco tub of kim che love.

872
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: Love this gay if you're listening, it was. He was

873
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: a do you want kim chee with your eggs? And

874
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: I was like sure. But mostly you're right on the

875
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 1: fried sifa And they'll say this. There was a lot

876
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: of non fried sifa, just a lot of clams because

877
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: you know me and the wife. You like to go clamming, right,

878
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: and you're catching your or catch your own clams. We

879
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: so we get we go down this path and you

880
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: have a license. No, okay, so out so you have

881
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: a fish cop So if I go talk to the

882
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: hab a master and I tell her, oh, oh you

883
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: know Lily and Maya, right, I'm sure you because they

884
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: clam every weekend at habit and then Laura's gonna look

885
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: at me to go excuse me. I would say, they're

886
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: all his slamon. They got buckets and buckets and clams.

887
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: Oh I never heard of him now, I think because

888
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: they're clamming in my habit without a license, we're not

889
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: getting commercial amounts and we're not selling it. Basically, yeah, no,

890
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: we're riding off the fact that yeah, my girls, Ma,

891
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: she's got the license. We take the Khan has a sticker,

892
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,919
Speaker 1: But no, do I have a license? Should I get

893
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: one and give back to the shellfish community. I know

894
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 1: the main guy who does the clams in Long Island, Kurt,

895
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: nice guy, nice guy, big guy, big guy, big good family,

896
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: good family, good guy, good appetite. So yeah, we're doing

897
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: a lot of clam pasta or just a grilled clam okay,

898
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: clam toast. Do you ever do a clam pizza on

899
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: your own? You got of the facilities. I would want

900
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: to do that if I hit a little more time,

901
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: because you know what. Also the summers about just taking

902
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: it easy, taking it easy, not letting the dough rise. Well,

903
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: I do want to hear about like that's yeah, okay,

904
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: I would say best meal the summer is Pj's k

905
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: in New York's. Yeah, okay, so best like roadside meal

906
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: was just on the way to the Cape. Pj's on

907
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: root six chowder, fried clams, trips. Okay, you know what

908
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: to do, right, yeah, don't leave a drop better than

909
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: like any place in Falmouth anything like that. Any Well,

910
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: I actually I my friend on the way back. Then

911
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: she took me to a place in Yamouth Port. Okay,

912
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 1: how was that they did? We got a lobster roll

913
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: and the fed clin Franklin's Delicious. The lobster roll was

914
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: in this thick, thick, kind of bulky almost role, and

915
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: I feel like a lobster roll needs to be soft

916
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: yet I mean just like yeah, because you don't want

917
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: to take of time with the bread. I don't want

918
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: to be chewing bread. No, I want to be enjoying

919
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: that lobster And so I'm just wanting this was kind

920
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: of a little more of a she she plays. I mean, huh. Yeah.

921
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: So they thought that they were doing something special with

922
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: the bread. They thought they were like, oh, I'm gonna

923
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: make this big bread moment. And it's like I think

924
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: as they were, like, we need more bread to hold

925
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: all this lobster, that's happening, okay, but yeah, overloaded a

926
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: little bit with the bulky so that was random. And

927
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: then I had an insane NYC meal with also a

928
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: front of the pod Miss dow Jones. Oh that was wild.

929
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: That was wild air and it was being like insane

930
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: razor clams. Oh yeah, there was more clams than that.

931
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: We had just a beef tartar that was out of control,

932
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: like this tomato toast that was also just so deconstructed

933
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: and not what you think. One Missfire was a like

934
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: potato latka with Uni on it, okay, and I just

935
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: thought it was a little they were trying to be

936
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 1: a little too like truffle, like we're throwing UNEI on this.

937
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you should be blast and it's like

938
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: this is a latka. I'm over the un as as

939
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: a Vegas accessory. There was feeling Vegas and a rip off. Yeah. Um,

940
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: just gorgeous wine selections. I finally had the fort hay

941
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: of coffee liqueur okay started to drop that an hour

942
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 1: two or whatever. I'm shaky, yeah, um started to bring

943
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: up coffee. It's such a late hour, but yeah, it

944
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: was delicious. The coffee flavors, not too strong. No, it

945
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: just kind of tastes like a more like a thicker

946
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: espresso with a hint of sweetness. But it was I mean,

947
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: what was on the ice on the on the ice

948
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 1: on the rock at the woman rink what I think

949
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: it was one cube? Maybe it was neat and I

950
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: think it was one cube and um paired it with

951
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: like some dessert. I kind of forget what the dessert was.

952
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: It was. It was like a sunday okay, no, no,

953
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: no no. It was kind of this gorgeous tire messou

954
00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 1: with like light crisp Okay. It was in a distort space.

955
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 1: Um as a d Steve sure. Um, And I feel

956
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: like what it's great for is when you're like, do

957
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: I want it tomorrow or do I want an espresso

958
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: after dinner? It's it's Cabernesso, my drink that I said

959
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: it did ten years ago, but I have still never

960
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: brought to market. Um. So I think you're gonna like

961
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: the way you look. Well, I can't wait to fucking

962
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: try it. I can't wait for you to try it.

963
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's it's so it's not syrupy, it's

964
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,479
Speaker 1: a little bit I mean it's thick. It's a little

965
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: bit thick, Okay, I mean, asn't it like in a

966
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: Morrow or do you just see if like it does

967
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: have a happiness to it? Okay? Oh I do go

968
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 1: to this one cocktail bar in Marseille a couple of

969
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: times that was recommended to me by a fan of

970
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 1: the pod who are amazing. Also had dinner with in Marseilles.

971
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: She's incredible. She's going through a whole journey which I

972
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: won't repeat. We're going to talk about it, all about

973
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,280
Speaker 1: it off her. I'll tell you her life stories effort,

974
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 1: but suffice to say I'm really excited for her and

975
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: where and where she's headed. Um. But she told me

976
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: this place Balguespa, that was like the most carrying cocktaip

977
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. This is the thing about Marcie where

978
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: it's like it's just like at this point in gentrification,

979
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: that's very like it's just getting started. So it's twenty

980
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: eleven lab coat because this wasn't lab coat. They were

981
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: being like Hawaiian shirts and like tiki stuff. It was

982
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: like taky inflected, but like the drinks literally the menu

983
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: was every drink was a paragraph long story that had

984
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: nothing to do with, like it would just be like, well, Peterman,

985
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,439
Speaker 1: it was a fully It was just like a nun

986
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: wakes up in a monastery alone, like she can't remember

987
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: where she's been or where she's going, but she smells

988
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:46,240
Speaker 1: the fragrant air of lilac coming through the monastery window.

989
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: Seventeen euros and you're just like, what, what the fuck

990
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 1: is this drink? And then like you don't know where

991
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: you're ordering and then they like don't really tell you

992
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: and they come out with They're like they'll just be

993
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: like it's there's gin in it. And then they bring

994
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: out some like crazy tiky drink that's like foamy at

995
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 1: the top and has like a full piece of bark

996
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: on it with like so many chili peppers, and like, uncho,

997
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: my jaws on the floor right now, because I'm imagining

998
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:14,240
Speaker 1: you're Marseille. I'm thinking it's wine and I'm thinking it's sprits. Okay,

999
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: this is one. This is one bar I went to

1000
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: like twice, Okay, and I think you are having you.

1001
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: I think we're indulging in being a prey. Love the

1002
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: scene where she does the hardboiled egg the asparagus, Like

1003
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: I feel like you were being like a hormone. You

1004
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 1: were being asparagus jammy egg spring green and nodding that

1005
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm doing right now. And then you're having that and

1006
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: you're filling up, and then that's my mid day. That's

1007
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: mid day, and then you're going to the beach and

1008
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: it's rocky, and sometimes like dinner doesn't happen, and sometimes

1009
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: you're going back to your house and you're just you

1010
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,240
Speaker 1: love ripping a full bag at and you're heavily dipping

1011
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: in an olive oil and then you're going out like

1012
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: for the night and then like not eating. Okay, so

1013
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: this is actually you took it turn and to um

1014
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: some false territory. But you were really right up until dinner.

1015
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: I will say you were so well I think you

1016
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: did have You had gorgeous head on shrimp dinners that

1017
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: were being like kind of inspired by North Africa and Portugal. Well, okay,

1018
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: so there is there is obviously like Marcia is a

1019
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: very Consmalton city. Um, there's a ton of North African,

1020
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: Mediterranean Arabic influence in this city. So there's amazing Tunisian restaurants,

1021
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: there's amazing Syrian food. There was saying Clay Egyptian place

1022
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: right on Egyptian Um. That's like super super cute and

1023
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: like every place is so iconic. Um. So there was

1024
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: a lot of yes, like Middle eastream sorry food um

1025
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: in that sense, you're right, but no, but it was

1026
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: less me coming home. There wasn't alive oil dipping if

1027
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: you can imagine, wow, okay, yeah, now my jaws on

1028
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: the floor. Well, you know, I am a when in

1029
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: Rome kind of girl, and so it's just like I

1030
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: feel like when I'm in France, I have to be

1031
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: like I'm having cheese and butter with bread. I guess

1032
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: I was like doing all well, I think since I

1033
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: was thinking the Middle Eastern influence of Marseille is why

1034
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: I went to olive oil. Well, then you're having like

1035
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: there's definitely like you know, eggplant and like love no,

1036
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: and like there's like spreads and hummuses like when you're

1037
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: at u you know a Tinese restaurants here in restaurant,

1038
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: in Egyptian restaurant, etcetera. But like my at home cooking

1039
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: was not that I will say I never did dinner

1040
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: at home, but I did do. I wanted to be

1041
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: more like the other scene any prey love you know,

1042
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: where she's having the pasta alone and she's smiling to herself,

1043
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: like that is what I imagined the whole trip would be.

1044
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: And it would be like sometimes I would have that

1045
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Speaker 1: moment where like went to a restaurant alone and I

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00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: was just like table for un table for une oh,

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00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: I love. Like half the time that would be like, sorry,

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00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: we actually like I can't get far outdoor tables to

1049
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: one person. It would be like so sad. I'd be like, okay,

1050
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: you're actually being like race is to get single people

1051
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: and like you guys need to calm down. No tables unum.

1052
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: But a lot of the time it was more like

1053
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm fully like making reservations and going with friends to

1054
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: like a kind of like chic little small plates place.

1055
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: Okay it was Messa. It was like Messa Reservation, Messa

1056
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: or this one like totally iconic place called shay Tian

1057
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: that I was like, oh, that's like totally chaotic and

1058
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: there's just like fabulous, just like Massy woman who was

1059
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: always like smoking a cigarette like a baby on her hip,

1060
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: and like you walk in and she's like salucchary and

1061
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: just like like after one time, you're already her best friend.

1062
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: And she's just like calm, like have a seat, and

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00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: they're like throwing wine at you. And this is the

1064
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: woman different Italy movie about a woman finding herself. This

1065
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: is under the Tuscan. San Diane Lane makes like a

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00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: super sexy Italian friend who's being so Olcome here, sidine

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00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: one wine. Wait, not Jerry Hall, not her like five

1068
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: Ulus actress f And yes, sir, okay, this woman is

1069
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: a little rougher than that. But yes, she's a little

1070
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: more like, you know, she got like a you know,

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01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: a doublio, you know what I mean, kind of like

1072
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 1: sitting on the pizza rack. But okay, she's stacked. She

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01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: wasn't that woman pretty stacked? That's literally Jerry Hall. That

1074
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: is Jerry Hall. Wow, I can't believe it. She's not

1075
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: that stacked. Also, just realized Jerry Hall is married to

1076
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: Rupert Murdoch. But I know she's like a seventh wife.

1077
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: She's so random. Good for her literally, good for her. Um.

1078
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: But so yeah, it was more like those kind of

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01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: small plates restaurant and like because there is like a

1080
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: bunch of really sexy like new small plates places in Marseilles. Shit,

1081
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: and here, let's get to the wine. For a second,

1082
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: is it? You know, it's like here we are being

1083
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: more obviously like natty like, but it's like you're in France,

1084
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: you're just being wine. You're being pretty wine. There's tons

1085
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: of like natural wine. It is like the natural wine

1086
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: movement is there, like and young people like the natural

1087
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 1: wine and like any of the like new you know whatever,

1088
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: like a young person. Restaurants like they're serving lots of

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01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: natural wine. They're on natural wine bars or a natural

1090
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: wine like liquor stores. It's like it's it's on, it's on,

1091
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: it's there, it's happening. It's very prison I was like

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01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 1: I went to like the opening of like a gallery

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01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: that only sold like natural wine and one T shirt

1094
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: like which And I was just like did you have

1095
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 1: the T shirt? And that's why you're not a virg lesbian.

1096
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 1: I did you got here? I was kyo, I was.

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01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: I was just like, honestly, I'll support this local gallery.

1098
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: I was. I was being you know, I'm a member

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01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:39,919
Speaker 1: of the community. It's important to give back. It's it's

1100
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: very I feel like, you know exactly what it looks like.

1101
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: It says this like French word in that like kind

1102
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: of wavy font that like every brand is doing kind

1103
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: of now drawing or there's literally not even a drawing,

1104
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 1: it's just text, okay. And it was thirty to thirty

1105
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: for not even like that high quality of a shut

1106
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: You're like, well, it's kind of fun, like this is

1107
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: a guilden. This is actually going to go ahead and

1108
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: be a guilden for thirty with one piece attacks on it.

1109
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: But I'm supporting local. I get you're supporting a local

1110
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: gallery with one shirt. I will say that the best

1111
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: meal that I had all summer was actually in Paris.

1112
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: I was in Paris for a few days just checking

1113
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: out on some of my affairs, you know, business, and

1114
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: we went to a wreston called Leftash that is a

1115
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: Japanese chef oh wow, doing French cuisine but with some

1116
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: Japanese inflections. And it was very David Chang. It was

1117
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 1: fairy David Chang. It was very like you know, modern

1118
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: post fusion, where it's just like it's really all about

1119
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: what you bring to the table and he's using what

1120
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: he knows and also creating, like getting something to the rules.

1121
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: And also you know, I mean listen, you know I've

1122
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 1: said it before in the bottle said it again, I

1123
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: think Japanese and French cuisine are the two most important

1124
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 1: cuisines in the world. And I think there's reason that

1125
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: they're most revered is because they don't think you've said

1126
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: that on the pot before, Like I talked about this

1127
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: in Ourn't anymore anyway. Point is I mean they are,

1128
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: They are the most revered, the most missile and the

1129
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 1: most expensive cuisines. Yes, that's true because there is a

1130
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 1: subtlety and a delicacy to the flavor construction. Also there's

1131
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: a process, yeah, and technique. Whereas I will obviously stand

1132
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: by I honestly will agree with you with Japanese food. Yeah,

1133
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: obviously I'm gonna stand by my fucking pasta. I'm not

1134
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: saying that, I'm saying it's better. And of course, like

1135
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: an amazing Italian meal is an amazing Italian meal. But

1136
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 1: just like you know, no making a gelatin and pouring

1137
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 1: brandy over a duck, it's like this whole thing. So,

1138
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: but the way that these flavors work together, I mean

1139
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: this lobster salad that I had, this fresh lobster in

1140
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 1: this sort of this like very very delicate use zoo

1141
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 1: infused pon zoo. It was usu and ponzo in this

1142
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: sauce and then just like you know, a little bit

1143
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: a little bits of scallions and and other you know,

1144
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 1: super herbaceous and this incredibly delicately like huge chunk of

1145
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: like lobster, but it didn't feel like a it was

1146
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: not a Vegas chunk. Like this sounds a little different

1147
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: from the yamouth put bulky roll I have, very different

1148
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: than the Yamoth bulky roll. And like, I mean, we

1149
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: ordered another one the second at Landed. We were like,

1150
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: this is the most amazing thing ever. I mean, that

1151
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: chef was doing incredible things and I can't wait to

1152
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 1: see what he does now. I would love to try

1153
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: his cuisine. I did want to be so Jennifer Coolidge

1154
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: and just being like you need and coming up to

1155
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: me and like, look, this is my card. And I

1156
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 1: never do this. I don't even invest in restaurants. But

1157
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: you've got something. You've got something, and I want to

1158
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 1: work with you the way I just see people and

1159
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: I meet people. If I'm excited by something, that's what

1160
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 1: I put my money. Yes, I follow my notes and

1161
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: I follow my heart. Um. I feel like as we

1162
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 1: could go on forever. Yeah, um, what did you were.

1163
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: I feel like you did like show restraint and like

1164
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: pack Light did, and I feel you brought flirty tops

1165
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 1: like fun button downs, but also like some ragged teas.

1166
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: I feel like you were just like nude a bunch

1167
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 1: mostly at the beach. I was being very nude at

1168
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: the beach, and I flirty like little top and a

1169
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: cap at night. I was a little less fashioning than

1170
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: I thought it would be. I actually had to kind

1171
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: of pair it back, like I brought some like a

1172
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: little bit more like conceptual pieces like those like Big

1173
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: Jock Moved store it some like Craig green pants like

1174
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: little mirrors in them, and Marseille person is actually like

1175
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 1: not such a like fashion town. I didn't think so

1176
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: like I feel like you probably were being more just

1177
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 1: cut off tea in this kind of like bad ass sweat.

1178
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: Everyone's style like every like indie person's style is just

1179
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: like very normal indie style. Like everyone's just wearing like

1180
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: cut off denim shorts and just like a short sleeve

1181
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: like button down from like a vintage store. It's very

1182
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: like no one is being that like fashion in like

1183
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 1: a New York way. People who I say stand out,

1184
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: but then there I am blending in Okay, I want

1185
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 1: to say that you were being shorts. I think you

1186
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: wore those daffy colored sneakers that you were over here

1187
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: a lot, but they don't look that dirty, so I'm

1188
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: impressed by that. So I was wearing the daffies. But

1189
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: also I was like wearing definitely the like the paint spider.

1190
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 1: And I haven't bought sandals since my mom forced me

1191
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 1: to buy sandals at age nine. I will say this

1192
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: about my style this summer. I think, yes, I was

1193
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: being shorts. Absolutely. I do think I've gotten some new

1194
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: shorts that usually I wear the heaviest denim, the heaviest

1195
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: dicky and I feel like I finally got some more lighter,

1196
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: still fucking mask as hell, but lighter, more breathable shorts.

1197
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: Also about these shorts in Peatown and I kind of

1198
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 1: like feeling my hair has brown out a little, and

1199
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm kind of leaning a little more into this like

1200
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: hippie style at the end of the summer. And you

1201
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 1: haven't seen these shorts yet, Okay, but they're like not

1202
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 1: tide eyed, but they're like printed, They're like a little

1203
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: um drug rug. Okay, hacky sack. There are a little

1204
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 1: hackey sacks that I'm not really excited about this direction

1205
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: and a little concern, but you're saying you're doing it

1206
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 1: in a more like prep revival way. Okay, I'm dude,

1207
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: this is the outfit. It's it's the hacky sack shorts,

1208
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: but it's white polos. It's a little prep and then

1209
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: merch stuff. I bought a trucker hat at a cape

1210
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: Cod weed store called cape Cod Cannabis, and that's kind

1211
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 1: of been my main summer piece. Wow, cape Cod Cannabis trucker. Wow,

1212
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 1: you see it now, Like I see it now. It's like,

1213
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you're really I'm just gonna say it. You're

1214
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: going in such a throwing fits direction. And I know

1215
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: that's like a huge reference for you. This podcast that

1216
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,320
Speaker 1: you don't even listen even listen to, you just have

1217
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 1: like seen some shots of just like random like audio

1218
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 1: nerds wearing polos and truckers and you're like, that's fucking awesome.

1219
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: Those are my peeps. Like that's my creamy fucking dude.

1220
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 1: Like I'm a little preppy, I'm a little ippy. Like whatever,

1221
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 1: let's go on a fucking road trip and like we're

1222
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 1: a cool fucking mix of vintage and designer. Hell, yes,

1223
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: jealous much. Well, we'll have to see what you think

1224
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: of my I got them at that store, that insane store,

1225
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: shop therapy. I'm commercial, okay, Okay, I kind of feel

1226
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,800
Speaker 1: like we did how did how did she live? Oh? Wow? Well?

1227
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,599
Speaker 1: Actually know, like I'm I don't think you kept your

1228
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:37,679
Speaker 1: airbnb less tidy than you keep your apartment. Yes, until

1229
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: the end when I really whipped it into shape. No,

1230
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 1: I was keeping it. Yes, I guess you're out a bunch.

1231
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: It's not like I was out a bunch, and I

1232
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: was being sometimes we live in a suitcase and there

1233
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 1: was like piles of clothes everywhere, and then like you're

1234
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: also doing laundry in the thing. I mean, there was

1235
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: the whole issue with the damage that was caused to

1236
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 1: the wall. And I don't know about this. It was

1237
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:59,080
Speaker 1: with that crazy topless lesbian party that I had, Oh yep,

1238
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,600
Speaker 1: And then I didn't realize there was a hole in

1239
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,559
Speaker 1: the wall that was shaped like the little table that

1240
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 1: like fell into the wall and then onto the wall.

1241
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: Then like my host after left was just being like Stephen,

1242
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:13,879
Speaker 1: like this's not okay, and like what a fucking cop

1243
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 1: like made like charged me through Airbnb, and I was

1244
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: just like, why are you like involving air where it's

1245
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 1: like Veno requests like Vemo requests. Me said it was

1246
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 1: one hundred eighty year old, which I just don't believe.

1247
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,640
Speaker 1: But whatever, I just like did it because I was

1248
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 1: like I don't wanted bad blood like you know you do. Well. Also,

1249
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 1: it's like it's we're you and again we're back into

1250
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 1: this fucking review society. Well it wasn't just the review.

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Speaker 1: It was like I, you know, I care about the

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Speaker 1: bridges that I've built in Marseille, and we were you know,

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Speaker 1: we had like spent time together on like on coffees together,

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Speaker 1: and you got javas, we got javas, and I was

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Speaker 1: always having some weird issue and he was like helping me,

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Speaker 1: so you know, I wanted to keep that, keep that kosher.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I had like in my mind, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: one of these fucking drug less beings like fell into

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Speaker 1: this table. And then I was like telling you my

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Speaker 1: friend about this, and my friend was like, no, you

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Speaker 1: don't remember you pushed me and I fell. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's end the pod on this question. Stephen blamed damaged

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Speaker 1: on to an Airbnb on a quote unquote drunk lesbian

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Speaker 1: when it was actually you being actually sick male and

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Speaker 1: pushing a friend, a so called friend into the wall. Wow, Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'm sure he was being really toxic to him

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Speaker 1: and that's anyway, that's why you pushed him. And listen,

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Speaker 1: things are crazy, like Marseille as a village, as I

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Speaker 1: always say it, just like you never know you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be the plan. Same with Watchel, Rhode Island. It is

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Speaker 1: a village and you don't know its species. You're gonna be,

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Speaker 1: but it's probably. But yeah, I got psyched to wrap

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Speaker 1: about does she lived? Like I've seen your apartment, it

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Speaker 1: was like that's where you were. Um, well, well to recap,

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Speaker 1: I know it is and it isn't. There's there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions I have about your summer that I

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Speaker 1: would love to maybe get filled in, and I have

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Speaker 1: millions of questions about your summer. But here's what's fun.

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Speaker 1: We're going to keep potting and reading books and we

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Speaker 1: can kind of just we can actually never even talk

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Speaker 1: about the fall, just keeping kind of filtering in summer stuff,

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Speaker 1: little summer anecdotes throughout until actually we get to next summer,

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Speaker 1: and then we have to recap our winters are fucking

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Speaker 1: crazy off the chain winter. How is your bitter break? Hell,

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Speaker 1: ye asked, Delta be damned Sunday River. Let's do this best.

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