WEBVTT - Spicy Nuggets 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.400 Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:06.720 Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm PACIFICO. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.400 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:14.920 was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.560 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.440 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:25.520 pill poppers in the penthouse, the clearing House of Hot 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:29.280 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.319 Ben Maller starts right now, nine nine. That it does. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:37.960 We are in the air everywhere the power of podcasting. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:41.519 We thank you for supporting this our Saturday podcast. We 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.840 want to thank Tony Bruno who came on yesterday. Tony 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:49.640 was spitting fire. That was vintage Tony Bruno. That is 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.000 why this guy's a legend and a Hall of famer 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:54.480 in sports talk radio. Was so happy to have him on. 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:57.600 But we are here eight days a week because four 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:02.520 hours and not enough. And this is another interviews slash 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:06.240 hanging with someone we like, Friends of the show podcast 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:09.240 Here the Fifth Hour with Ben Mallory and joined yet 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:14.000 again by David Gascon who's right over there hanging out 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:18.199 with us. Hello David, Good good morning or good evening 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:20.920 to you, Ben, or good night, yeah, good good night, 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:23.000 wherever you may be. I know you're a good afternoon, 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:24.920 good evening, and good night. That's the line. I know 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:27.040 you're not on the beach because it is the fishy 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:30.320 football season, that's right, man, I gotta I'm sorry. I'm 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:34.240 done until check back in February. I'll be back around February. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.480 Have you got to Costco to load up on your 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.400 on your on your dough so you can get the pepperoni, 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:43.720 the pizza, the well. I like making the homemade pie. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.840 I make that as I've sent I've sent photos. You've 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.920 been impressed with how good that pizza looks the whole. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.680 But don't you don't you buy the package doll though 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:55.320 from No you don't, No, No, I don't. I well, 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.840 I have bought it at a different so I don't 0:01:57.840 --> 0:01:59.880 buy it from Costco, though I buy I bought it 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:04.000 like Trader Joe's has it. Sometimes I'll make it, which 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.120 is really not that hard to make. It's just gotta 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.359 sit for you know, a few hours or whatever. But yeah, 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.240 I love the pizza and all that. I love the food. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:15.880 It's all about football and food and all that wonderful stuff. So, uh, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.200 coming up and now we're gonna do pop quiz here. 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.080 All right, we're gonna do a few pop quiz but 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.520 coming up a little bit later, we are going to 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:27.120 do something that's outside of our comfort zone here, yescan. Now, 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.040 normally we have old radio guys that we love or 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.240 you know, people that we work with at Fox On. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:36.240 But we're gonna try something different. So I saw a 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:38.320 video and I think most people have seen this now 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:43.639 I went viral on the internet from Lincoln, Nebraska, and 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:45.840 I was watching this and I watched it several times 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:47.839 and I laughed and I said, no, what, I think 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.919 we should try to get this guy on the podcast. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.200 I want to know what his story is. I want 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.960 to know what what's going on. And I am referring 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:59.160 to Ander Christiansen, better known as the Saucy Dugs Man. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.000 And for those that have not heard, we have the 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.840 audio tape here. So this has gone viral. But if 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:06.919 somehow you missed it, the audio is just good enough. 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:08.720 You don't need the video. The video makes it even better. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:13.960 But this comes from Lincoln, Nebraska, right, beautiful Lincoln, Nebraska, 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.680 the capital of Lincoln of the Ambraska rather and the 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.200 the home of the Nebraska Cornhuskers and all that. So 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:25.640 our guy Andrew Christiansen, he he got in front of 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:29.720 the leaders of that city and he went on a rant. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:32.800 And if you missed it, even if you heard it, 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.880 it is amazing. Let's go to the audio tape, as 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.840 Warner Wolfe would say, here's how that went down. Lincoln 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.760 has the opportunity to be a social leader in this country. 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:43.920 We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.680 so out of control that our children are throwing around 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:51.240 names and words without even understanding their true meaning and 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:54.680 treating things as though they're normal. I go into nice 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:57.920 family restaurants and I see people throwing this name around 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:01.200 and pretending as though everything is just fine. I'm talking 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:05.520 about boneless chicken wings. I propose that we as a 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:09.800 city removed and excuse me, I'm trying to excuse me. Come. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.960 I propose that we as a city remove the name 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.839 boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts. These 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:21.600 are our reasons why. Number one, nothing about boneless chicken 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.120 wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.599 would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:29.440 of meats. But then we go around and pretending as 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.880 though the breast of the chicken is its wing. Number two, 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:38.320 boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders which are already boneless. 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.680 I don't go to it and ordered boneless tacos. I 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.320 don't go and order boneless club sandwiches. I don't ask 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:48.520 for boneless auto repair. It's just what's expected. And then 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:51.400 number three, we need to raise our children better. Our 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.880 children are raised being afraid of having bones attached to 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:58.360 their meat. That's where meat comes from. It grows on bones. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.159 We need to teach them that the wing of a 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:08.520 chicken is from a chicken and it's delicious. There's the 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.039 best thing is is because there's a mask that most 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.520 of the people in attendants have to wear. There's a 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.600 woman three rows back at him that is just busting 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.719 up and hiding it pretty well because of the mask. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:24.760 So yeah, the whole thing, the full, the full rant 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:28.440 is outstanding. So we're gonna have this guy on. I've 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:31.440 been emailing him and communicating with him, and we've traded 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.800 emails up trying to get him on, and um, he's 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:35.560 got a regular job. I just think it's cool because 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.520 he's just like a regular dude. I believe he's got 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:40.520 a regular job in Nebraska. And now for you know 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.680 everyone the old mine, everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame, right, 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.080 And that was that Andy Warhol quote, I think it was. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.240 And so this is his fifteen minutes of fame. But 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.359 it's a great it's it's great. I mean, it shows 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.400 you the power of the internet. This thing has been 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.800 seeing millions of times. It's gone around the world, and uh, 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:59.200 it made people laugh in a time where you know, 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.039 there's not a lot to laugh at right now in 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:03.960 the world. You know, it's amazing too, is because you 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:06.159 can get the laugh out of this. Part of it 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.280 is because of the way that his presentation, like he's 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:13.120 wearing a dress shirt tucked in with dress slacks or khakis, 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:14.880 and he has a tie on and glasses. But he 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:18.680 has long hair. It's like it's like long rocker hair. 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.560 But imagine if he cut his hair and its parted, 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.479 and he gave that kind of a presentation because most 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:27.680 people would be fixated on who he is or what 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:32.120 he looks like, right, as opposed to that in a 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.640 wild Yeah, yeah, it was very good. It was well done, 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:39.560 and that's hard. No, I am assuming that there's some 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.159 comedy in this that he but maybe he really believes 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.240 that maybe this is really his position. Will find out. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.320 But being the straight man and not breaking character, that's 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.599 hard to do, right, I mean that's difficult. And people 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.839 are laughing hysterically behind him, and he did not break 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.120 character at all. Now, several people I did not watch 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:58.920 Parks and Rex. I don't know if did you watch 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.240 the show part they've said this is like an episode 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.680 of Parks and Rex, that this is like right out 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:07.000 of that show. Um, So I'm gonna ask him whether 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.240 or he was a fan of that show, if that 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.320 was his inspiration, or if this just kind of happened. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.880 It'll be interesting, but yeah, that he'll be joining us 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.440 in a few minutes. I wanted to get to pop 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.160 Quiz first, but these the saucy nugs Man. If you 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.320 don't care about pop Quiz, just fast forward, right, you 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.600 can fast forward GUESTCN and then get right to Andrew Christiansen, 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.360 the bondless wings guy, the saucy nugs man. Uh, and 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.000 we'll we'll ask him. I just want to know what, 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.680 what how this has changed his life, like, I'm fascinated. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.680 I want to know that you're How can you monetize this? 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:35.520 Those are all questions I have. So we'll talk to 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.280 Andrew about this coming up in a in a little bit, 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:41.200 But first we have pop quiz. Yes, yes, yes, all right, 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.240 here we go pop quiz. These are actual quiz questions 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.880 that I've found from around the internet to ask David 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:50.640 Gascon and then you as well. So, if this is 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.800 going to happen to you at work, it is most 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.920 likely to happen on a Wednesday. What do you think 0:07:54.960 --> 0:08:00.360 it is? Get fired? No, that's always Friday, so always 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.280 from no, Yeah, yeah, I think so I got fired 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:07.680 on Friday. The answer is an accident. If you're you're 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.560 gonna have an accident at work, it's gonna happen on 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:14.920 a Wednesday. I got I got my car accident on Thursday. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.360 Well that's because you didn't work on Wednesday, right, I 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:22.400 don't know, maybe yeah that car accident. Had that car 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.720 accident work out for you? I don't know. There's some 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:30.800 of those texting me while trying to yeah, oh driving. 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.800 I don't know who that would be, but you should 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.480 turn your really if you're driving and have your text 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.680 messaging on that's on the driver. Turn that off, you know, 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.640 I mean there's a feature on the phone there send 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.160 a message. I'm sorry, I'm driving right now. Just disabled 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:50.720 the text message. Interesting, it's an option. Interesting all right. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.880 A new survey of adults found this is the number 0:08:55.040 --> 0:09:00.680 one thing, number thing they get nostalgic about when looking 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.439 back on their school days. What is it? I was 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:10.760 gonna say, lunch pails. You're right, metal lunchbox. So when 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.319 when you had your lunch pail, was it like he 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.600 Man or G I Joe or what you have? I 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.400 had G I Joe. I had The one I liked 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:21.280 the most was the superheroes. They had all the superheroes 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:25.880 on there, you know, Superman, Batman, uh, Fighter Man, whatever 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:28.440 they were. I forget Captain America. It was awesome. I 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.160 loved that one. But I had the G I Joe one. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.679 I had several because I would throw those things. Man 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:36.319 I was. I was a rambunctious kid, and I would 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.480 throw it against the wall when I'd get to the 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.000 class and then I've done with lunch and I'd throw it. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.439 My mom always would give me, like the tuna fish sandwich, 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.240 little bag of chips and stuff I hated. That's why 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:46.920 I don't need fish anymore. My mom would give me 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.760 so much tuna. And the problem with the tuna fish 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:50.800 he put an ice pack in the lunch box, but 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:53.400 it didn't stay cold by the time lunch came around. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.200 You go to school at seven thirty in the morning, 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:59.199 and by like noon or twelve thirty, it's not it's 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.080 no longer old. You're eating a warm tuna fish sandwich. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:06.920 It's disgusting. Yeah, that's that's that's brutal. I yeah, not right, 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.000 But that's why I like the peanut butter and jelly 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.400 more when she would make that, because that would last. Yeah, 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:16.040 it's always safer. Or did she ever cut half the banana? No, 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.400 she didn't use your was your mom in half the banana? 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.880 She did that sometimes, and that was the worst part 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.320 because obviously that just goes bad real quick. Yeah, yeah, 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:29.480 right away instantaneously came over. Yeah alright, Uh, what was 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.360 your favorite lunch pail? Guess I had. I had He 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:36.560 Man and Transformers. Transformers was my favorite. So yeah, yeah, 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.720 I was more of these superheroes, but I was just 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.800 like my, my, my, My lunch pails were all banged 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:46.240 up like, oh yeah, sometimes I used them like discuses. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.880 I would throw them. It was fun, all right. A 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.439 new survey says less than what intent Americans do this 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:56.480 on a regular basis, even though our parents and grandparents 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:59.920 did so far more often, or did this so far 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:06.400 more often. What is yard work? Uh? No? Take a bath? 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:10.600 Oh yeah? Now, when I we were a house shopping, 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:13.520 when I got hitched up here we're looking at the house, 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.520 I said, the one thing I want is a big bathtub. 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:17.960 I want to at the end of the day, I 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:19.920 would like to go into a nice big bathtub and 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.800 just lay down and just have a bubble bath and 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.480 just think, a boy, that would be great. We don't 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.520 have a bathtub big enough to support the Mallard brand here, 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.520 So did not happen. Do you have Are you a 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.160 bath guy? No? But um, I have a buddy of mine. 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:38.400 His dad was similar to you in terms of like 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.319 being a big guy. Yeah, And so he had a 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:46.199 big shower and bathtub. But he also had that those 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.920 like handicap benches that would fold out because he was 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.240 so big. Yeah. So the great thing is is he 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.679 lost all that weight but he still uses it. And 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.480 and my buddy uses it too, and he's just like, man, 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.400 this thing is like like coming on, damn jacuzy because 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:05.160 it's got like the jets on both sides. That's nice. 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.600 It's got the duel heads, so you get the water 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.400 coming out of the faucet and then you get the 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:12.440 the top head from the shower that gets the water 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.720 out too, so you get the best of both worlds. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:22.560 You get. It must be west of the four or five. Yeah, exactly, yeah, 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.120 I would. I would love that, like a nice baby. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.160 I have a pretty good shower. It could be a 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:31.200 little better. Um. The one thing I did do, well, 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.400 maybe I did, maybe I didn't, because it's the illegal 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:36.679 guest guns I took. I had somebody possibly take the 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:40.280 filter off the shower head so you get the full 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.000 amount of water. You know, you buy these, You buy 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.760 these shower heads and they put the restrictor in there, right, 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:50.800 which is bullshit? Look up to California. Yeah, it's California bullshit. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:55.360 And so I I maybe maybe I did, Maybe I didn't. Uh, 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.440 Jerry rigged or found someone to do it, so I 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.800 get the full amount of water. And man, is that 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.680 a difference. I wonder, how man do I enjoy the 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.840 shower more with that, I wonder how many laws you 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:09.200 break inside your house? Yeah, well, much like Blair and Maine. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:14.280 I'm a rebel. I am a rebel. Party cable, I 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.800 don't know, pirate cable, cutting the tags off your your mattresses, 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.480 and I do that. I do that. Yeah, I'm I'm 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:24.720 a badass. Yeah, hidden badass. All right. The average worker 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:29.600 says this phrase approximately three times per week. What is it, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.840 I'm getting too old for the ship? No, it's I 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:39.160 need a vacation. My mom used to say that I 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.280 need a vacation. I do need a vacation. I haven't 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.320 had a vacation a long time. Man. You gotta have 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.560 these many vacations, guest, and you got me and the wife. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:52.440 We run out go to in Sequoya National Forest last weekend, 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.600 just before the fires. Just green. It was all green. Man. 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:59.439 Oh it was beautiful. That's that's one of my favorite places. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.200 You've been there, right, Yeah, but I haven't been there 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:02.679 since I was a kid. You guys got to go 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.800 as as adults. Yeah, we went twice. We went on 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.679 a Thursday and loved it so much. And when you 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.720 when you go to Seqoia, they give you, it's like 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:13.120 thirty five bucks to get in, but you get the 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.960 past for seven days solid and said when you went, 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.240 there was nobody there, right, Well, the first day we went, yeah, 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.440 the day before the holiday weekend, there was nobody there 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.320 and it was awesome. We had the run of the place. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.400 But then we went back on Saturday and it was 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.400 a nightmare. We were lucky to we had to go 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:33.360 to the overflow parking lot. We were lucky to get parking, 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.480 and it was like it was a big debacle. But 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.560 we still had a great time once we finally found parking. 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.240 Just walking around, I I could walk in the Giant 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.200 forest every day of my life and I'd say, man, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.960 it's the greatest thing. It's those trees, the size of 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.440 those trees, and just the smells and the sounds of 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.720 the birds and all that. It's just I'm becoming a 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:55.880 environmentalist guest gun. That's good crossing over to the dark side. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.520 This is just an appetizer. So like when you me 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:00.720 and and I'm a pilot up on a bird and 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:04.120 get over to Europe, you can experience nature in a 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.400 different kind of flavor with the EU. Yeah, what's that 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:09.600 gonna happen? I don't know. We need a COVID vaccine, 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.840 don't we? Is that what we need? I don't know 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.080 we need? Like well, because we're not even allowed in Europe? 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.080 Are we Americans? Like we're not even allowed to be 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.560 I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I'm 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:22.600 allowed in California and I live in California. I don't 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.600 know what to do. Uh alright, six of us admit 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:29.640 we have stopped a dinner conversation in order to do this. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:34.040 What is it? Take a piss? Well, take something, but 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:39.280 not a piss. Take a picture of your food? Do 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:43.760 you do that? Only if I make it? But if 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:45.520 I'm at a restaurant, I don't do that. But like 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.440 if I make a nice meal, like I made those 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.920 Popeyes chicken sandwiches a couple of weeks ago, rip off, 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.320 I took a picture. I was proud of it. Yeah, 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:55.800 but I don't. And plus it's for the internet. They 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.120 management wants me to post more of that stuff on 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:59.760 this so I do. I'm fine. Whatever people want to 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.240 look behind the curtain how I live my life. If 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:04.920 you're interested in that, fine, you can rip what I wear, 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:06.800 or what I say or whatever I look like in 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.080 the picture and say, how goofy my smile looks, or 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.080 what dumb hat I'm wearing it. It's all part of 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.640 the deal. So that's it. But if I'm like the 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:15.760 cheesecake factory and I get a plate of food, I'm 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.680 not taking a picture of it. Yeah, unless it's like 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.320 some kind of exotic food or something. You know, you 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:25.120 do this all the time. You send me food shots 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:29.080 all the time. Look at me. I'm big man on campus. 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.440 I'm eating vegetables. It's like you're trying to impress me 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:35.160 with your vegetable eating. Well, I'm I'm a fantastic cook. 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.600 There you go, here you go, and then that of 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:41.200 the narcissist, and I have a well balanced meal. I 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:45.479 like to have fruits and vegetables and meats and spices 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:49.240 and uh do everything, man, you do everything. Look at you, 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:53.040 you do everything. Look at you. Your machine unbelievable, all right. Uh. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:56.720 The average American woman will own a little over one 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:01.600 hundred of these in her lifetime, is yeah, that's right. 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:05.600 What do you think the over under on shoes is though, 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:11.680 like pairs of shoes? Wow, I don't know, But I 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:14.840 have some guy friends that collect nikes, and stuff. So 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.800 I think it's starting to cross over that there's dudes 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:20.320 that collect shoes like wait, but it's got to be 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:25.000 in the around a thousand. Maybe what you say is 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.240 that too many. I don't know, five hundred. I guess 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:29.119 maybe a thousands too much. Depends how much money those 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:31.960 shoes are expensive. Yeah, five hundreds probably really good number, 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:35.560 especially the casually of the business, and you have like 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:39.879 the nightlife shoes like party in the front, business in 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:45.040 the back. All right, this is the first thing most 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:48.960 people think about every single day. What is it? Food? 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:52.760 No sleep? Oh, you're like, funk, I want to go 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:57.280 back to sleep here thinking about sleep? No, No, I 0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:00.399 don't usually either because I don't get a lot of it. Actually, 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.080 know I do. Every time you text it, like eleven 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:10.040 am or twelve, I'm like, go to fucking away. The 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:13.199 show just ended five hours ago. What the fund are 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:17.320 you doing? It's brutal, man. I tell you, I gotta 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.760 drug myself with the costco sleepaid or else I don't 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:22.840 get sleep, and I get like three hours of sleep 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:25.800 and then I'm up once I wake up. If I 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.399 don't take the sleep aid, I can't I can't go 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:31.880 back to sleep. I'm up. I'm good for about three 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.399 and a half four hours and then that's it. All right. 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:38.080 Women spend eleven minutes a day doing this? What is it? 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:44.960 Plucking their eyebrows? No, blow drying their hair? Just eleven minutes? Wow, 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:48.560 just eleven minutes. Well it seems kind of short. Consider 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:51.800 the fact that most women have long hair. Well, how 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:53.280 long do you think you should take for a woman 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:55.399 to blow dry her hair? Well, they got a style 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:57.720 it too, so well that's not included. I'm just talking 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.359 about the blow drying part. Yeah, but most women I 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.240 assume like blow dry and you know, brush their hair 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.280 at the same time. I don't know. I'm not a 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:09.600 woman you live with one. I do, but I don't 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.000 pay attition what she did. Come on, I did my 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.200 own thing. Man, are you talking about out one hair 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:17.879 to come? She's got a many? All right, let's see here, 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:22.440 any meny money? Mo? One in three women wish their 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:25.000 partners would do this more. This is important for the 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:27.960 guys because this is what women wish their partners would 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:30.800 do more. Uh, first, guests would be cooking, but I'll 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:37.240 say give them massages. No hold hands, okay, hold hands, 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:41.800 you're a handholder. Guy, guess gan, Yeah, but no, that's 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:46.000 not a. Yes, that's a I mean if I have to, 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:50.480 if you have and the p d A is fine. 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:54.639 But I don't know, like sometimes I walk slower than 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:58.560 the woman, or I walk faster, so I don't want 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:01.560 to feel like telling her and I don't know. Well, 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.639 normally what happens is the longer you're with someone, the 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:09.280 less handholding you do. Right, isn't that generally how it goes? Yeah, yeah, 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:11.040 that's usually how it goes, all right. The average mother 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.280 spends fifty five minutes a week doing this what is it? 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:22.160 Packing lunches, ironing. Okay, that's for the for the husband 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:26.960 and herself potentially not a big ironing guy. Yeah, I 0:20:27.040 --> 0:20:31.240 know you're not. You're in the shower in the bathroom 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:33.560 and just steamed this place up when I showed up 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:36.280 to do that high school football game, which was eighty 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:39.080 thousand to nothing. Let me point out, thank you for 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:41.679 that a lot of garbage time. And you were ripping 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:45.320 me from my my wardrobe. No, you're no, hold on, 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:47.879 I was not ripping you for your wardrobe. And I 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:50.600 said your shirt was protective because you're wearing a blazer 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:53.760 and you wore a hat. You wore a Bruce Arians 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:57.520 type of fedora, so it worked and it matched. You 0:20:57.560 --> 0:21:00.159 had a fedor that matched your blazers. So I was 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:03.560 not ripping your attire, man, I like the hat, Why not? 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:05.840 I was ripping the fact that your wife was putting 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:09.240 on makeup in a parking lot for you. Though you 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:14.119 look good, feel good, dressed for success. Four percent of 0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:17.280 people say you can definitely be too old to do this. 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:19.280 What is it? Guess you're probably too old right now 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:21.960 to do this? And go to clubs close, go to 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:27.240