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Speaker 1: They welcome to with NICKI Glazer, who I'm I just

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Speaker 1: woke up. I gotta be honest with you because last

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Speaker 1: I don't know club. It's not a club. It's like

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Speaker 1: a bar with the people dance. Okay, I think most

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's a line. Yeah, people smoking, kind

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Speaker 1: of stumbling around, lots of stumbling in trying to keep

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Speaker 1: their balance. Yes, not not a cool line. They're not

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Speaker 1: like a red carpet or anything. But just like so anyway,

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Speaker 1: I go and I was like, oh, I hang out too.

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Speaker 1: I don't have it in me anymore. And then it

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Speaker 1: took me an hour to get a car even at

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Speaker 1: two picture you out at two am? Like, have is that?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever done that in the past two years

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Speaker 1: when I was um in two years, almost once or twice.

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Speaker 1: If I've been in that area and with her, because

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Speaker 1: I don't have it in me. I guess I try

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Speaker 1: little sleepy. As my point, Well, I'll forgive you. Um,

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Speaker 1: those I can't believe I ever enjoyed that. You can't

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Speaker 1: I think part of it is they keep the music

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Speaker 1: which leads to going home with someone. So you have

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Speaker 1: by the fact that flow Right is playing too loudly.

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Speaker 1: I would feel for me, I like it differently because

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Speaker 1: It is nice, yeah, because it's I just do my

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Speaker 1: arms up like talk, do you dance? Yeah? Hard, I'm

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Speaker 1: a dance champion. Well and it's gotten so it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's by the way, let me set this up with Nicky.

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Speaker 1: By the way, um, Nikki and I first met on

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Speaker 1: I want to come back to me dancing at the

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Speaker 1: club because I'm a dance champion. Yeah, I want to

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Speaker 1: can't wait. Let's come back because I I never went

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Speaker 1: out until after I won that show. Really because I'm

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Speaker 1: real good. Now, you never danced before you went No, No,

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Speaker 1: munch of years off, arrested. Yeah. Yeah, and now that

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Speaker 1: you've been crowned the dance champion, the best dancer in

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Speaker 1: the world, I think it's on the reigning champion. So

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Speaker 1: I do have to say, if all the trophies to

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Speaker 1: Like just optically it is. I mean I saw that

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Speaker 1: the funniest person I ever met. Don't set me up

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Speaker 1: I was like the dancer. No. I I know the

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Speaker 1: same feeling when someone would ask me that, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I was the guy that everyone was just like, he's

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Speaker 1: because I And the true story is they said, hey,

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Speaker 1: this is so ridiculous that you Okay, I took one

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Speaker 1: I had a lot of training. I didn't say a lot.

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Speaker 1: nice she started for three years. It was not an academy.

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Speaker 1: I was so excited to meet you that day because

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Speaker 1: What are we getting ourselves into? I've never danced before

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Speaker 1: thing that scared me the most, Like if I trip

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Speaker 1: I've never met him before, and we walked up to me.

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Speaker 1: I'll win. Yeah, I know you will, Like I'm amazing race,

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Speaker 1: or an email, so she's right. Oh wait, that's why

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00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,880
Speaker 1: she hasn't written back. Okay, I wrote it in wing

427
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:11,560
Speaker 1: dings though, is that not how they read anyway? I

428
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 1: um getting voted off first. I remember looking around, how

429
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,960
Speaker 1: dare you, how dare you give me nothing on any

430
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 1: of that, any of that? You just looked at me,

431
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,840
Speaker 1: hard hitting, hilarious jokes and you just looked at me

432
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 1: throughout the whole thing. Bobby Bones. So getting voted off,

433
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,119
Speaker 1: I remember like looking around before I think it was

434
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,560
Speaker 1: the second episode because it was a two night premiere,

435
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 1: and this after the first night, I was like, well

436
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: that's in't then great? I didn't fall, but the judges

437
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,200
Speaker 1: didn't really care for me. And then the second night,

438
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't even have my bags packed

439
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,439
Speaker 1: for Good Morning America. I had to get on a

440
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 1: flight immediately. I was liminated. I had to be on

441
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 1: a flight by nine o'clock and I didn't have any

442
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 1: outfit to wear in Good Morning America. I was gonna

443
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 1: wear my Dancing with the Star's robe, but finally got

444
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 1: something together last minute. But I just remember looking around

445
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 1: being like doing the math a little bit and be like, oh,

446
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm probably going home. I was like in that backstage

447
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: area where everyone's sitting around hanging out, and it just

448
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 1: dawned on me, like, oh no, this is real. And

449
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 1: then it's so I've been knocked off a reality show

450
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,959
Speaker 1: three times now, like I've lost uh, Dance with the Stars,

451
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 1: last Comic Standing season four and last Coming season, Last

452
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 1: Comic Standing season six, um, and so I've had someone

453
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,159
Speaker 1: like not read my name before, which hurts, but for

454
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,400
Speaker 1: them to read your name when it's like first going

455
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 1: home and they say your name, it's so humiliating. It

456
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,160
Speaker 1: was really embarrassing. But here's what I learned from it

457
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 1: is that I signed up for Dancing with the Stars

458
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 1: being like like, what's the worst that can happen? You know,

459
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: Like what, I'm voted off first, that's the worst that

460
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 1: could happen. And guess what, it's not gonna happen. Why

461
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: would they vote off me, Nikki Glazer, who is going

462
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 1: to bring entertainment value in the in in comedy, I mean,

463
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 1: no one else is going to be funny on the show,

464
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: or no one else is a comedian, you know, so

465
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,679
Speaker 1: they'll want to keep me around a couple episodes just

466
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 1: for you know, humor, and then also like I'm not

467
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: that bad on the eyes. I mean just in terms

468
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 1: of having someone on screen that looks just as as

469
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 1: great as I do at thirty four. I mean, they're

470
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Speaker 1: gonna want to keep this broad on TV. And then

471
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,679
Speaker 1: you go out there and you try your best and

472
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 1: you look the best you can ever look like as

473
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: a as an aging woman, you're just like, you know what,

474
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 1: let me just lean into this and wear a swimsuit

475
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: on TV. I mean, it's absurd the way I was

476
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: dressed on TV for me who does not dress that way.

477
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,199
Speaker 1: And I really was like, I'm gonna do it. I'm

478
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 1: gonna be my sexiest self and be like a woman

479
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: and just lean into my sexuality and who cares, screw

480
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: the haters. And then to be old by Tom bergeron

481
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,199
Speaker 1: that you are voted like to give the first and

482
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 1: have all these things that you think, oh, your biggest

483
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: fear happened. My biggest fear the thing that rarely happens

484
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: when you when you take on a challenge and you go,

485
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: what's the worst that could happen? It generally doesn't happen.

486
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,439
Speaker 1: Sometimes it does because statistically it will happen sometimes. And

487
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: what I learned from that is when you take on

488
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 1: a challenge and you do it because the worst thing

489
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: won't happen, sometimes the worst thing does happen, and guess what,

490
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: you will be fine. I was fine. I would have

491
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 1: thought that it would destroy me. I would have been

492
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: depressed for weeks. Uh. I couldn't look at my friends

493
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 1: at the comedy Seller. They watched me dance and sequence.

494
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian. They think I'm ridiculous. No one cared.

495
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: Everything was fine, and I'm better for it. Can't you

496
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: tell on the I'm you know what I'm always You

497
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 1: talked to your therapist about losing first? Um No, not yet.

498
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: I just got to I just got a new therapist.

499
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten to that part of my history yet.

500
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 1: It's a good thing. I don't know it's first and

501
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 1: second or third? Yeah, no, I would have. Could you

502
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: have a better story? I know the story is better,

503
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: but I really just want to say that I would

504
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: take back the story for the experience. I had so

505
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: much fun on that show, and I had the best

506
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 1: time doing it that I just wanted more. I was

507
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: just hurt because I wanted to hang out. I liked everyone.

508
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: I liked hanging out with you, just how great everyone was.

509
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: It sucked. It sucked, like all of a sudden, a

510
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: claw machine came down and took me out of my

511
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: best experience of my life. I felt like it was

512
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: a claw machine and they just go blop and drop

513
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 1: me in New York the next morning, and then no

514
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: one from Dancing with the Stars follows up, and it's like,

515
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: how are you were thinking? We miss you? It's just

516
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: like the show continues and you're forgotten. I know, I know,

517
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: I know. What like someone who would be an opener

518
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: for you. Let's say you go to a small club

519
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: in Iowa and you're doing a weekend there and you

520
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: pick someone sort of local to come out and open

521
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: for you, and then I call it crap. I get

522
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: over Nikil. This is the coolest thing in my life.

523
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you follow up a week later

524
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, you good, just checking in? I

525
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: honestly do, Bobby, Well, then you should win dancing with this.

526
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: You can have the trophy and you can take it

527
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: with you. I honestly some guy, I'm I'm here in

528
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: Nashville doing a club and some guy that opened for

529
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: me in blooming To Indiana like last year, followed up

530
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: and because we stayed friends and he drove here to

531
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: do it, so I stay in touch with people. But

532
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: they shouldn't have stayed in touch with me. They had

533
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: a whole production. They were in the middle of a show,

534
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: so they're not the producers are going to be like,

535
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: are you okay? Like it just it felt really um.

536
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: It felt like you, Like I felt like I fell

537
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: in love with someone and then they banged me real

538
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: good and then the next day I'm like, we're gonna

539
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: be something and they never call again. That's what it

540
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: felt like. And it hurt like I was. I was

541
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: it was. I was hurt for a couple of days,

542
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: and then I got over it, and then I couldn't

543
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: watch the show like I wanted to watch you. I

544
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: wanted to watch all my friends. And I would try

545
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: to watch it and I would be so excited and

546
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,719
Speaker 1: I would talk about on Instagram like I can't wait

547
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 1: for the show, and then I would watch I start

548
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: crying because I was just like I want to be there,

549
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: and all I wanted to do was dance to a

550
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift song. That's all I wanted to do. Right

551
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: when they got it cleared. No, they did the next

552
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: the second show, the first show after I got voted

553
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 1: off Nancy McKeon dance to uh New York. Oh that

554
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: was the one because it was New York. Yeah, that's

555
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: right right. I had been preparing for that dance body

556
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: and they didn't even offer me that. Still a fresh wound,

557
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: I thought we'd go, Hey, how about Dancing with Fun?

558
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: Was that three? Three hours later? How dare you? Don't

559
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: shame me forgetting I'm not shaming because I think I

560
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: enjoy talking about it. Yeah. Um, but for me that

561
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: that show was great. We were the bookends show. But

562
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: I brought you back with me in the final day.

563
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 1: That was so nice of you. I do, like I

564
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: always will say that the show would have truly forgotten

565
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: about me and not even called me to have me

566
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: back to the finale unless it was for you. And

567
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: you found a way in your insanely busy schedule to

568
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: make it so that I would be a part of

569
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: your dance in some some way, and you went above

570
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: and beyond to make that happen. And that really meant

571
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: so much to me. And because we had kept in

572
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: touch a little bit during the show and I was

573
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: obviously watching you go on to win it, but I

574
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: didn't expect. I didn't expect that. And then I got

575
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: to wear leotard again. I got and I got to

576
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: go back and be fun and sexy and and dance

577
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: again and learn a dance from you. You taught me

578
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: the dance, which was so funny that Bobby Bones was

579
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: teaching me steps on the day before that was the

580
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 1: day the cake working on the steps. At that point,

581
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: I was just so tired and you but you that then,

582
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: so like that was really cool of you. And truly

583
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: that day, I woke up late for that rehearsal and um,

584
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: extremely extremely late, and I which I'm just it doesn't

585
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: happen to me. It was one of those crazy circumstances.

586
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: And I called the producers and I'm like, I'm oh

587
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: my way, I'm oh my way. I'm so sorry, I'm

588
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 1: so sorry, and they go, you know it, it's okay,

589
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: Well you don't even need to be in the dance,

590
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: you'll just just don't even show up. And I go,

591
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: I called one. I called her immediately and go, you

592
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: don't understand, Like, I love this show and I'm so

593
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: excited to go back. Please please, please, I'll go, I'll

594
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: do I'll stay longer, I'll figure out a way too,

595
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: and they go easy, okay, just come by and I'm

596
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: not like I called my crying and then I showed up.

597
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: You taught me the dance. I got to be on

598
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: the winning I got to be in the winning dance

599
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: to um a panic at the disco song. That is

600
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: my favorite song now, um and the greatest show. I

601
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: love that song. It was on the It was on

602
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: the first episode of Dancing with the Stars, and I

603
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,719
Speaker 1: remember being like, that's the coolest song to dance too,

604
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: and then I got to dance to it because Bobby

605
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: Bones asked me back and it was awesome, and you

606
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: know that I am appreciative of that. Like that was

607
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: so fun. That was high That was a highlight of

608
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: the show for me because I wasn't worried about getting

609
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: voted off. I did get voted off that night again.

610
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: Somehow they figured out a way to richart to you

611
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: the second time. But that was really fun. It was fun.

612
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: It was fun for me that I got to bring

613
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: in the people that I was closest to through the season,

614
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: which were you, DeMarcus and Joe and just say hey,

615
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: guys get dressed up and come back out. It was awesome.

616
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: You didn't need to do that. And that's that is Uh,

617
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: that's Bobby Bones for you. Like he's busier than anyone

618
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: could ever be, and he still thought to be like, hey,

619
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: let's make this and it didn't make his dance better. Um,

620
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: if you just heard the names he listed, two out

621
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: of three of those were terrible dancers, Me and Joe.

622
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: It's not like this was going to improve Bobby's dance.

623
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: The camera barely was on me. No one even knew

624
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: I was in it. It was just you making a

625
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: gesture to your friend me to like, come back, and

626
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: it was really appreciated. So thank you. You're welcome. Mother'sday's

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Speaker 1: coming up, and I guess my uh wonder with those

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Speaker 1: is what what's the purpose of not not the purpose

667
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: of doing it, but what does it do for you?

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Speaker 1: Just gets your name out there? I mean honestly, even

669
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Speaker 1: if people don't watch it, it's just scrolling through Netflix,

670
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: they see your name, they see your face. You just

671
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: it's a billboard. You know what's funny about you saying that.

672
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: I just had this conversation with one of my people

673
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, you did drop the mic,

674
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: right okay, and um, I'm always jealous the stuff you

675
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: get to do. I always tell you that, I'm like,

676
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: you get to play a freaking game night. I didn't

677
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: get No one invites me to play game night. So

678
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: I have a rule like healthy route for you. Jealousy

679
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: about how cool you are. And you did drop the

680
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: mic and they run those commercials more people see the

681
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: commercials in the show. Right, Yes, that's why I did.

682
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: Right before I got asked to do drop the mic,

683
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: I just told my agents and drop the mic. If

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00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: you don't know, it's a rap battle competition on TBS

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00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: hosted by Method Man and Haley now Birth. And I

686
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: was like, right before that happened, and kind of right

687
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: before dancing that starts to I just had this like

688
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: call with my agents of like, I'll do anything because

689
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: I realized that it's just about people seeing your face.

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00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what you do, it doesn't matter what

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00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: you say or how entertaining you are people if they

692
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: just see your face and enough, they just like you.

693
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: The problem is people always get mad when they see

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Speaker 1: someone new, like say they were watching Dancing with the

695
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: Stars and they have no idea who you are, and

696
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: they're like who's Bobby Bones? Did you get a lot

697
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: of tweets like that? I mean, yeah, I still get them,

698
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: like last night, it's like, okay, I'm sorry people who

699
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: say who's blah blah blah? Did you were you born

700
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: knowing who Tom Hanks was? You have to learn who

701
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: people are that you're going to then come to love

702
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: people just hate anything new and it's like, well, how

703
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: did you ever know anyone that you know? Now there

704
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: was a first time you saw them, and you don't

705
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: need to get mad about it. This is a new

706
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: person that is in the entertainment world that you're probably

707
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: going to enjoy. So don't have this lash out of

708
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: who's Bobby bos like we'll give him a shot because

709
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: I don't know that that response. You get it so

710
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 1: much of who's Nikki Glazer? Who's Bobby? But whatever? Um.

711
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: But I had just had this talk with my agents

712
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: of like I'll do anything. I literally will do anything

713
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: and then drop the mic came in the offer and

714
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to do this rapping on

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00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: TV as like a white woman that was to me.

716
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, the commercials on all the time.

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00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: And as it gets back to your Netflix point, I

718
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: was like, no one's going to see the show, so

719
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: why don't I do the show? And yes, and they

720
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: were like, you want to drop the mic? I said no,

721
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 1: I'll even just do the commercials for drop the mic.

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00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: Thank you just run promos with me. Never put me

723
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: on the show. We should just make trailers for things

724
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: and uh and even with lips think battle, I may

725
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: end up doing that. Oh I want to do that

726
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: so bad and so that's still on. That is my dream.

727
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we make it even like do it

728
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: against each other. They would let funny people do it

729
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: against each please please please, yes, I will. It just

730
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: depends what categories they want to will they put me

731
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: in the American Idol category against an idol or the

732
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: country category against a country star or somebody whatever you decide.

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00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: Whatever category they pick, I will then change careers that

734
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: because when I did drop the mic, they asked me

735
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: who do you want to battle? And I gave them

736
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: a list. I would have given your name had I

737
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: known you then, So like family food, they said, who

738
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 1: do you want to play against? And I get to pick.

739
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: It's so fun that we got to get these opportunities

740
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: to give other people opportunities like our friends. So um yeah,

741
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: that's I'll keep you in mind. For every ridiculous thing

742
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: I do. I get jealous, like, let me fetch my

743
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: Netflix point and then I want to talk about more

744
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: reasons I'm jealous of you. Um you, you will be

745
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: up on this. I don't watch the specials to show up,

746
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: but I will watch the trailer and I'll know who

747
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: they are. Or I'll even text you and go, hey,

748
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: is this person funny? And even if you say yes,

749
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I believe. I let me gonna watch it.

750
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: I just believe. Yeah, now I know that person's funny.

751
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: And when I see their face, and if they come

752
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: to town and I happened to be around free, maybe

753
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: I'll go or maybe have them on the podcast. Like

754
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: it just it builds and you don't know, you've never

755
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: even seen their material, but you've seen their face. You're

756
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: so right about that. I mean that's I just need

757
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: to get my face out there. Whenever there's like a

758
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: photo whatever, there's any kind of promotion for anything to do,

759
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, just put my big old face and my

760
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: name and just that's how you get people to know you.

761
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: And then I can I know the talent's going to

762
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: back it up. And you know that as well about yourself.

763
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: So I'm not worried about being that as much as

764
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, just get my face out there. When people

765
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: will assume, if it's just your name and face that

766
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: they should know you already. If it doesn't say what

767
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: you're doing, they all feel dumb because they don't know

768
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: whose big name and face that is. Yes, I did

769
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: an entire Billboard campaign. I told you this story because

770
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: I hate Yeah, you know it. No, I did. I'm

771
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 1: right in my first book, but um my second book,

772
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: you started reading and quit reading. But you were like,

773
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: such a good book, how do you finish it? No?

774
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: I like, no, listen, this is why I didn't finish

775
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 1: your book, Bobby, because she was listen to this bull

776
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: crap because she was so inspired by it. She wanted

777
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: to go when it get started on it on life

778
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: because you read the book. I honestly did feel that way,

779
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: and that's how I feel about most great self help books.

780
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: I go, I get it, I got, I got what

781
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: I needed, and now I feel like I am losing

782
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: out on life by continuing to read this. I think

783
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: your listeners will actually understand my point when you are

784
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: truly inspired by something like a Netflix a Ted Talk.

785
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, Okay, I get it. I just want

786
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: to go put this in action right now, because if

787
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: I keep reading, then I'm going against his message, which

788
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: is just like rise, grind, repeat. It doesn't say anything

789
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: about finish the book in that That's how I felt

790
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: first finish UM and I like I was reading that

791
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: book because we had just met, and I was like, Oh,

792
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: I want to get to know this person. And then

793
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: I felt like, whoa, I'm getting to know this person,

794
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 1: like things about him that I feel like I should

795
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: know I should hear from my friend, and I feel

796
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: like he'll tell me these things as we get to

797
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: know each other, and I don't want to. Like, you know,

798
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: when you um, you can google someone to death before

799
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: you go on like a date with them and know

800
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: everything about them, and it's like, I'd rather I could

801
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: do that. I could listen every podcast this guy has

802
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: done or whatever, and then I go in and you know,

803
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 1: and you have to pretend, like when he tells you

804
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: a story that you've heard it, that you haven't heard it,

805
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, and you know that, Like I

806
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: didn't want to do that with you, getting to know

807
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: you of like you would tell me a story and

808
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I was gonna sit you down and say, listen,

809
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: let me let me talk you through this motivationally to

810
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: share so many stories in that book that I do

811
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: think emerged from um close, intimate conversations with friends that

812
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: I would have preferred to hear from your face than

813
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,240
Speaker 1: maybe in the book. But I um as I do.

814
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: I plan on finishing it someday. Never finished it, it

815
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: would be a good book teaches I got really far.

816
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: You don't even know. I'm going to pull it up

817
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: on my eyebooks right now because I believe there's I

818
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: got so far. That book was truly great, and it was.

819
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: It was that inspirational to me. First of all, it

820
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: made me want to write a look like that because

821
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, this guy that I just met

822
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: the other day in a makeup chair dancing with the

823
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: stars is like changing my life, and I could maybe

824
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: change people's lives because I'm just a girl in a

825
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: makeup chair dancing with the stars, and I mean, it's fascinating.

826
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: It's truly I remember, that was one of the best

827
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: half books I read of two thousands. That's what a

828
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: lot of critics said to the best half books, that

829
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: first half. I can really recommend it. So with your

830
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: Netflix special, do you get paid? Yeah? But no no,

831
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: yeah but me because a lot of stuff even that

832
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: I will do not not a lot, right, And I

833
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: guess that's my point. Not a lot. People would think, oh,

834
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: you get this big Netflix specially and we hear about

835
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: Ellen and everyone signing multimillion dollars when I mean to

836
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: get paid that get paid obviously, due to regulatory law,

837
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: you have to get paid for doing work. Yes, that

838
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 1: being said, is it like you're signing it? Is it

839
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: like millions of dollars? No? No, not even not even close. Um,

840
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: what it is is I would I would pay them

841
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: to do a special for the what this will do

842
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 1: for my career. So it's not even joking. I honestly

843
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: don't even know what I'm making. I think I heard

844
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: the number of years ago because I did a half

845
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: hour for them and they had the option to pick

846
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: up an hour, which they did pick up, and I

847
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: haven't even followed up with what that is. So I

848
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: know it's not a lot, but I don't care. I

849
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: literally would pay them to do this um because I

850
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: just want to get my comedy. I want to get

851
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: I want to get it out there. Like I'm so

852
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: excited for people to see me for the first time

853
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: into UM. Yeah, I'm I'm excited to start selling out

854
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: theaters and having people like come to see me. I mean,

855
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: you know that feeling. Aren't you excited to be an

856
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,959
Speaker 1: overnight success. I hope that that's what happens. I hope

857
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: that it's it, you know, but it might not. You know,

858
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: it might I might come out the same day as

859
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: an Adam Sandler movie on Netflix and then no one

860
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: sees it gets buried, or or maybe my people don't

861
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: like my face, they don't click on it. Many I

862
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: could get voted off first of Netflix. I always have

863
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: that in my back pocket. Now, Like, whatever you think

864
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: is going to happen probably won't, Nikki, So just always

865
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: prepare for the worst, and I'll be fine if no

866
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: one watches it, I'll be fine. So your goal with

867
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: your next step of your comedy career is to do theaters,

868
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 1: to actually go hard ticket sell theaters. Yeah, sell theaters.

869
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: My next goal is um, being happy in my life.

870
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: Like that's truly. I don't care about fame and success anymore.

871
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: You know what I've hit that point to you already

872
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: are famous and successful. I don't even know what that means.

873
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if the females, that's not even a thing.

874
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: Here's my thing on fame, right is that well we

875
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: can go five years or twenty years ago. I mean,

876
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: think about Britney Spears. Back when she was big, everybody

877
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: you knew who Britney Spears was. It didn't matter what

878
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: demographic you fell into. You just knew who Britney Spears was. Now,

879
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: if you hop around just on the streets as an example,

880
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: and you take a picture on a grand day, who's

881
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: arguably the biggest pop star right now? I think you

882
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: have people they go I don't know who that is.

883
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: And also in that same vein with fame, there are

884
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: so many platforms that we're distribution. Happens to kids adults.

885
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know this kid who sells toys and makes

886
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: seven million dollars a year and he's so famous for

887
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: a certain group of people famous, So it's too famous,

888
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 1: so wide that net and not not as thick that

889
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means anymore, and it doesn't

890
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: it I know, we all know that it doesn't make

891
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: us happy. Fame and money and success do not equal happiness. Yes,

892
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: money can like make your life easier, but once you're

893
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: past a certain point, it's people aren't happy like that

894
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: are super rich and successful. I mean I know a

895
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 1: lot of them, and they're not happy. And I look

896
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: at that and I go, it's not about my followers.

897
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: It's not about the amount of followers. It's not about

898
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: selling tickets. Like all of that feels good and and

899
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: but also it just means that, like, then I'm worried

900
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: about the next show. I hope I sell as money

901
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 1: as I did on this show. Yeah that was nice

902
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: to sell at that theater. But now I got next

903
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: week in Pittsburgh to worry about. It never ends, So

904
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: if I'm not just like, actually, I just want to

905
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: be happy no matter what. And I do feel like

906
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm on the way to that. But um, it's I'm

907
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: glad you're reaching that point too. I mean, like, but

908
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 1: what drives you, then, what drives me is feeling fulfilled,

909
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: That's it. And I do projects now for two reasons,

910
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: One because I either love doing it or two because

911
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: it will let me do something that I love to do,

912
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a bridge to the thing that

913
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: I love to do, and so that's the only reason

914
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: I do anything anymore. I think that's a great kind

915
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 1: of filter to have things running through of like does

916
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: this serve something that I actually want to be doing,

917
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: And when I'm doing it, I'm not looking at my

918
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: phone waiting for it to be over, like I can

919
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: be in that and enjoy it. It's hard, though, because

920
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,479
Speaker 1: you get asked to do things that would boost your

921
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: level of cloud or whatever, and it would actually be

922
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: a miserable experience. And people do those things all the

923
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: time and I used to as well, and I just

924
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: can't anymore. I really can't do anything out of just

925
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: sheer obligation anymore. I just And we're at a point

926
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: where we can turn things down that we don't like.

927
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: But it's hard to because we came up struggling and

928
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: every opportunity I said yes to everything and everyone, and

929
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: now I'm just like saying no. It is so hard,

930
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: but sometimes it's um it feels so good. I also

931
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: feel that if I say no, I will look back

932
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: and go, well, you knew you were never really that

933
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: talented anyway. Oh God, So for me, it's when are

934
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: they going to figure out how untalented I really am?

935
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: And why am I turning things down when I could

936
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: just like squirrel it away from when I'm found out

937
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: like that is constantly living the money the things. Yeah,

938
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: I know, and you have. I mean, you've got a

939
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 1: lot of overhead. This place is really nice, and you've

940
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: got a lot of people working for you, So you

941
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: do have to worry about even though you're super duper rich,

942
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: you do have to concerned about the people that work

943
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: because I do have a lot of people that I

944
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: have to I don't have to that I take care

945
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: of because one they're important to me, and do they

946
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: do a great job for me? I know. That's that's

947
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: the more success and money I make, I take care

948
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: of the people in my life, and then you're responsibly.

949
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Then you feel a burden to provide for them, which

950
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: feels good because is there anything better than like taking

951
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: care of the people you love and being able to

952
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: do that? Does anything feel better to you? I like

953
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: almond butter. Okay, that's actually really good. Okay, I didn't

954
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: even consider what about giving almond butter to the people

955
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: in your life? Now it feels really good. And I

956
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: think it's a selfish kind of feeling. I'm not being like, oh,

957
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm such a a mother Teresa, And I get it's

958
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: giving me a feeling of like, oh good, I can

959
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 1: take care of these people. So it's a little bit selfish,

960
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 1: but it does. It does create this need to then

961
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: be like, oh, maybe I do need to take that

962
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: gig that I don't want to do because it's so

963
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: much money, even though I'll be miserable. But then maybe

964
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,479
Speaker 1: I could send my nephew to college because of that check,

965
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: you know, Like why would I not do that? If

966
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: I could send someone who needs to go to college

967
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: to college, do you ever have that? I mean, you're given,

968
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: you're helping people at all the time. My fear is

969
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 1: that I will not be able to afford the scholarships

970
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: that I give him a high school every year. Yeah,

971
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: if I ever have to make that call on good

972
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: guys that I can't do it anymore. Like, yeah, that's

973
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: always in the back of my head. But don't you

974
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 1: ever feel Bobby's gonna make sense right now? But everything

975
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: you're about to say is right everything. Why do you

976
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna say? Because you're gonna say something sensible, okay,

977
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: but it's it's hard to talk sense into someone that's

978
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: not sensible. I know. That's why you always come back

979
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: with me with me like whenever I'm trying to like, Okay,

980
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: I know you said that, but here's why that's maybe

981
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 1: not true, and you go, I know, I know it's

982
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: not true. I can see how it's not true. But

983
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: that's just the way my brain thinks. So that's just

984
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: who I am, and that's the way it's going to be.

985
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, that's not a really open way too. Yes,

986
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: it is, because I now acknowledge it and see it.

987
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: I used to could not. I used to just go,

988
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: you're wrong. Now I go, you're right, and like, I

989
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: get it six per cent. But I also know that

990
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm wrong a bit, and I should work on it.

991
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: I think for me, that's the biggest growth has been

992
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: I know I'm not right. I just think I was

993
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: right about it now and now I know I'm nuts,

994
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: but I can actually see that and work consciously towards

995
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: fixing it a bit, and I think that's my But

996
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: I'll never be fixed. You'll never be There's no such

997
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: thing as fixed because no one's broken. Because if everyone's broken,

998
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: no one's it's not broken. It's normal. Like we're all broken,

999
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: so are we even broken if we're all the I

1000
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: just we all have our our aches and breaks and

1001
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: pains and fears, and because we don't share them with people,

1002
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: we feel like we're the only ones that have them,

1003
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: and we're isolated and different, but in reality we're not.

1004
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: We're all struggling with the same thing, but because we're

1005
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: not sharing it, we feel earthly ostracized. I know you're

1006
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: so right, and that's why that's why with my comedy,

1007
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: I try to talk about the things that because I

1008
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: found that when I share these things and I'm like, oh,

1009
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: this will be funny because it's so embarrassing and like

1010
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: no one else has felt that way, and like everyone,

1011
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: everyone feels unlovable, everyone feels gross and weird, everyone feels

1012
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: a shame like everyone. And when you start talking about

1013
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: those things. That's why I think you and I have

1014
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: the fans that we have, is because and that's why

1015
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: I was so drawn to you after hearing your radio show,

1016
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: like I got to know you were dancing in the stars,

1017
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: and then I started listening to your show, and I'm like, oh,

1018
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: he's doing a morning radio show on terrestrial radio where

1019
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: you can't be you can't be dirty, you can't be um.

1020
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: Maybe as real as podcasts get or whatever, but I'm

1021
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: listening and I go, Oh, this is a guy who

1022
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: is actually being quite honest and um about being insecure

1023
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: and about things that he like. You're You're pretty vulnerable

1024
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: on air, and I really respect that about you, and

1025
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: I think that that's why people like you so much

1026
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: is because they relate to they They're like, oh my god,

1027
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: if Bobby Bones struggles with that, then maybe I'm not

1028
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: so weird. And that's always what I'm trying to make.

1029
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: I do know about you, But I'm always working from

1030
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: a place of I want to be the person that

1031
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: I needed so bad when I was like fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,

1032
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: Like I wish that I would have been around for me.

1033
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: Then I'm pretty much just fulfilling what would have made

1034
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: me feel less alone in high school and like scared

1035
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: and hated myself and depressed if I would have seen

1036
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: someone like me talk about these weird things and feeling

1037
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,959
Speaker 1: ugly and feeling like boys don't like you and they'll

1038
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: never like you. And you're bad at sex, you're never

1039
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: gonna be good at things. And if if you're not

1040
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: a pretty girl, you're not gonna get what you want

1041
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: in life. And if um and if boys don't like you,

1042
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: you might as well just kill yourself. Like I had

1043
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: all those thoughts of just like it was painful to

1044
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: go through, and no one was saying that they felt

1045
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: the same way. You just saw girls and magazines. They

1046
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: had a model to have it all, and other girls

1047
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: don't like I just didn't know I needed. I needed

1048
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: ted talks back in high school, and I feel like

1049
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: now that is what I try to provide. Do you

1050
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: ever think about young Bobby and go like everything? Yeah? Everything?

1051
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: When I would shoot, I buy shoes for my high

1052
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: school basketball team because I don't want I don't want

1053
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: one single kid to feel like because they can't I

1054
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: can afford choose. Yeah, So it's all. But again it's

1055
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: very selfish because I'm only doing the things like you

1056
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: said that I needed. We're giving back to arts, and

1057
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: I talk about all the time. I wish I just

1058
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: would like help birds for no reason, but I don't. Yeah,

1059
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: screw them, that's what I say. I love birds, but

1060
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: I think I see my like even seem I project

1061
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: myself onto birds, you know, like I relate to birds

1062
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: just being like like kind of like anxious and like

1063
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: scared and like caged. So are you anxious about the special? Yes?

1064
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: Do you know when it? When it will be out?

1065
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: I think I'm shooting at May twenty two in l A.

1066
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: So if you are listening to this and you're in

1067
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: l A and want to come to my special taping, um,

1068
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 1: there are tickets available. You can just find it through

1069
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 1: my socials. Nikki Glazer Um May twenty second, I'm taping

1070
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: in l A. And then I think it'll be out

1071
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: by hopefully October and um and so yeah, I think

1072
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: fault release and that's when you forget the little people.

1073
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: November it's I will never forget the little people. I

1074
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: don't think it's going to change much for me. I mean,

1075
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: I think people are there's just so much to consume.

1076
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: No one watches anything, so it's really going to be

1077
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 1: about the picture. I agree with you that no one

1078
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: watches everything. Okay, no one. There's not everything anymore. There's

1079
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: not everybody consumes everything. However, just to counterpoint you a bit,

1080
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: more people have access now so as you go, no

1081
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: one watches everything, but more people get a shot at it.

1082
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: And I've found that for me that I have people

1083
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: that will you know, read a book or in this

1084
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: podcast is mostly just creators. It's not like the radio

1085
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: show so much. But people will listen to this that

1086
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: they don't listen to the radio show. Um and again

1087
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: you go, who would listen? There are ten million podcasts,

1088
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: but this thing, it's millions of downloads of something. But

1089
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: more people are now able to find not just media,

1090
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: but um, so it's found. You may feel like it's

1091
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: not the biggest thing, but imagine you're on Netflix. People

1092
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: are watching the biggest show on Netflix, even for a week.

1093
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: So many, so many, I mean this, yeah, you just

1094
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: gotta I did the Fix on Netflix, like this show

1095
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: with Jimmy Carr, and I just did it as like

1096
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: they just asked me, and I was thin, yeah, I'll

1097
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: do this show. A couple of days of taping it

1098
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: was nothing easy, and I was like, oh, it's just

1099
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: be another thing. It I got so so many people

1100
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: see the things that you think that they won't see

1101
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 1: at all. And then Dancing with the Stars, I'm like,

1102
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: I can talk about it on stage and I literally

1103
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: can pretend like I won and people in the audience

1104
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: believe me like no one no, like no offense, but

1105
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: like no one knows do you think? No, I'm not.

1106
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like everyone I thought everyone I thought

1107
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: dancing stars would like crack open a new thing from in. Yes,

1108
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: I didn't last on the show, so maybe I didn't

1109
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: get as many fans as I could from it. But

1110
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: I just the things you think that are going to

1111
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: pop sometimes don't. In the thing is that you're like, oh,

1112
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: this will never are huge. I would say that the

1113
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: things that you feel like don't pop kind of actually did.

1114
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: You just don't know it because that show, Um, I

1115
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: would have never come across that Jimmy Carr name, I

1116
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: would have never come across the show if weren't for

1117
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: you putting on your in the story with people seeing it.

1118
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: So I watched it and it was funny. But like I,

1119
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have known. I wouldn't have known of the show.

1120
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: I don't they ever showed it up. They don't think

1121
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: in my block, No, they don't. I didn't even see

1122
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: it a minute. They didn't even suggest it for me

1123
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: in a minute. I think a lot of times, things

1124
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: that we don't feel popped actually do pop, just in

1125
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: different places that we're not used to. Yeah, I was

1126
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: just gauge it by like how many d ms I

1127
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: get about things. It's a bad gauge. I mean, it's

1128
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: the only way that you get outreached from the community.

1129
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: It's a bad gage. What's it like for a girl?

1130
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 1: I can attractive female on Instagram with direct messages because

1131
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: I don't get damned. I don't believe you if you

1132
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: gave me your phone. There are so many girls DM

1133
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: you you have, Bobby, I just don't even want to

1134
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: hear it. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, like to

1135
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: your face, I don't I can't click over. And that's

1136
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: girl's going Hey, take me on a date. I want

1137
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: to go on. That just doesn't happen. It doesn't happen.

1138
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: Would you like that? I don't know if I would

1139
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: or not because it doesn't happen. And again, I think

1140
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: in dating situations, one person's bold is another person's psycho,

1141
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: depending on how good looking the guy is. Totally, you know,

1142
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 1: in the same thing, I would be like, oh, wow,

1143
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: you know she told me, you know she she wanted to,

1144
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: you know, eat my rectum and it's like, how but

1145
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: how hot is she? You know, it's either hot or

1146
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: that's like the so a little little picture. I don't

1147
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: know if I would like it or not, but I

1148
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: don't get that so because that's not the environment. The

1149
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: real environment isn't women slide into guy. It happens, but

1150
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: mostly it's dudes jumping into girls. D M. Yeah, it is.

1151
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: I do get a lot, especially when I come to

1152
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: a town and I go on stage and men think

1153
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: that I make eye contact with them in the crowd.

1154
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: So I got I got one this morning that was like,

1155
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: you were looking at me the whole show last night,

1156
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't remember you. I definitely wasn't

1157
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry that you thought that I wanted you

1158
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: to come over and do some things to me in

1159
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 1: my hotel room, because that's what they generally offer, is

1160
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: like I can come over and I'm just like no, what,

1161
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: oh yeah. And then other times it's guys that are like,

1162
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: you know, I I talk very openly about my life.

1163
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: So I feel like people that listen to me on

1164
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: podcasts they feel like they know you. They feel like

1165
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: they really know you, and they see you and a

1166
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: lot of guys will be like, I know what you need,

1167
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: and I hear you and I'm I'm ready to start

1168
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: this with you. And again I have to look at

1169
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 1: their pictures and be like, all right, well let's see

1170
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: how let's see already. I mean it's all based on looks.

1171
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: Like initially, it's hard for you to win me over,

1172
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: although I did get one recently where I was like,

1173
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: all right, Like it was like, um, hi, Nikki, I'm

1174
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: twenty one and I don't think thirteen years it's a

1175
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: big deal, like talking about our age difference. And I

1176
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: was like, all right, well, I just it's just I

1177
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: would never be interested in year old. But it did

1178
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: get and then he goes, now that I've got your attention,

1179
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: I think we're on the same same wavelength when it

1180
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: comes to dating, which I was like, I don't know

1181
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: what he thinks my wavelength is, but okay, i'll listen.

1182
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: He's like, I just want to come over to your place.

1183
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: I'll do this and this and this, and then i'll

1184
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: leave a joint on the nightstand and leave. I was

1185
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: just like, then, I actually does sound pretty great. That's

1186
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: right just right to it. And then it's like right

1187
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: to it, Bobby, But okay, would you ever go all right?

1188
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm down on a right to it d m um.

1189
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: If it was like a guy that, um, the problem

1190
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: is all I need for me to hook up with someone,

1191
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: and especially someone that just like slides, I need to

1192
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: know who they are. It would have to be like

1193
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: a celebrity that I am already familiar with that I've

1194
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: already like thought about, like what would it be like

1195
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: to date him? Like I have to wrap my head

1196
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: around it a little bit. They need a check mark,

1197
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: and they can get it right away. They got the

1198
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: blue check mark. That flu check mark means everything. It

1199
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: means so much, and so many people have them that

1200
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: don't deserve them. I got a blue checkmark last night.

1201
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: Some guy was like I really like you and I

1202
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: want to take you. And I was like, oh blue,

1203
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 1: what's going on here? And it was he did he does?

1204
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: Why does he have one? He shouldn't have one? Yeah,

1205
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: my co host Amy, they won't give her one. And

1206
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: she has half a million followers and and fake accounts

1207
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: after her, and they're like and they're being you know,

1208
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: so precious about the blue check mark with her. That's ridiculous.

1209
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: The guys, Yeah, no, she definitely needs one. Um, make

1210
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: that happen. How I just reached out? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1211
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: it'll happen. I know, Frank Instagram the name, company's name

1212
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: the whole time. So here's hold on. Okay, you actually

1213
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: know what you're doing. So it's nice to sit back

1214
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: and have to carry an interview. Oh isn't it nicer

1215
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: when someone comes in that love has stories and it

1216
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: just goes. I love it made my favorite one ever.

1217
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with it, really one of them because

1218
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 1: I just I'm just taking it in and I don't

1219
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: have it. You don't have to be the one that's like,

1220
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: you know, jump regardless. Let me let me say this.

1221
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm jealous when you go on late night talk shows.

1222
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: That's so freaking cool. Yeah, like when I see you

1223
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: because did you do Lenno? Yeah, when I was back

1224
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: in the day two thousand nine, ten years ago. Was

1225
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: the first tonight show I ever did, or first late

1226
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: night show I ever did. I was twenty four and um,

1227
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: I got the call the day of because Paul Abduel

1228
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: was sick and they were like can you fill in?

1229
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 1: Because my name had been on the board as like

1230
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: maybe she'll be on at some point and they I

1231
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: was second billing on when usually comedians get third, but

1232
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: because it was Paul Abdul and they had no one

1233
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: else to fill in, I was I went second and

1234
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: um and had a great, great set. And then and

1235
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 1: I thought my life was going to change overnight, because

1236
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: that's what happens when you do this tonight show. And

1237
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: then it's still kind of happened. What do you mean, Well,

1238
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: the Lenno Netflix didn't exist. There were eleven distribution platforms

1239
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: instead of seven. Yeah, it was a different world. But

1240
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: then but nothing changed, Bobby. The next day, I thought like,

1241
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,919
Speaker 1: because I was tempting and babysitting when this call came through,

1242
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: I was out of money. I was just barely speaking,

1243
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: squeaking by in in l A. I was borrowing money

1244
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: from my parents. And and then I did the Tonight

1245
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: you when I was like, finally, like mom and Dad,

1246
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm on TV. And I did it. And then nothing, nothing,

1247
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: nothing came in the next day or they call you

1248
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: back again quickly. No, no, it didn't happen. I did

1249
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: not get asked back to the tonight show. Even though

1250
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: I killed, uh killed, I didn't get asked back. I

1251
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: moved back home to St. Louis after that because I

1252
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: just ran out of money and nothing changed. And then

1253
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: I was able to get booked at better at b

1254
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: room comedy clubs, and so I just started touring more

1255
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: because I had that credit. So all it was in

1256
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: the end was just a thing they could say to

1257
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: promote me at like the jukebox in Peoria, Illinois, and

1258
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: that's where I worked for a couple of years, and

1259
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: then I didn't start doing tonight shows again until a

1260
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: couple of years later. So, and I've seen you a cone,

1261
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: which I'm so I love Conan. I've never met him

1262
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: the best. He's Yeah, He's the reason I do company. Yeah,

1263
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: I see, I'm so jealous. I wish I could just

1264
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: meet Conan. You will, you will? That's going to happen

1265
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: for you? Is he so funny? Next time I do it,

1266
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: I'll bring you backstage. Why you haven't done going in

1267
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: his beyond? What I mean? You're famous and entertaining and funny,

1268
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: and you won Dancing with the Stars and you're ever.

1269
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: You did the NFL draft like there's You're a renaissance man.

1270
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: You should be on Conan. Make that happen. But some um,

1271
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: someone who does everything actually does nothing, Like I don't

1272
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: really have a super skill set like you are an

1273
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: A plus comedian. That is your what do I do? Exactly?

1274
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: Thank you? That's it. Uh, now think about it and

1275
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: you can start to say something. But in the land

1276
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: of pitch, okay, well no, no, no, it's already over.

1277
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: You proved my point. What do I do? Uh? A

1278
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: little bit of this, some of that pretty good at

1279
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 1: that I don't only have a like a super thing,

1280
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: but I'm I've actually come to terms with that. You're

1281
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: incredibly watchable and listen, listen to Noble. But so if

1282
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: you go on Conan to promote a book, you've got

1283
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: so many funny stories, you're going to be a great

1284
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: interview because that's all you do for a living. It's like, yeah,

1285
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: that's not gonna bring anybody in me being on that,

1286
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,439
Speaker 1: I would disagree. I've just seen too too much data.

1287
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: But for someone like that, there we go. When no

1288
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: one knows this guy, why will we put him on

1289
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: the show. It doesn't matter how good you are, Yeah,

1290
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: it matters one of the relationship you have with them.

1291
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: If the people booking you, why don't they look at

1292
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: your followers and go Yeah, there's maybe there's something to

1293
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: this guy. Maybe we haven't heard of him, but um,

1294
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's not that they don't. Nobody has time

1295
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: and every everybody there's a sensory overload. I can't wait

1296
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: till you do those shows. Have you done? What have you?

1297
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: What other shows have you done? Salon Conan Seth Meyers?

1298
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: How's that? How's that experience? That's the best. That is

1299
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: the best, because he's so nice before you go out

1300
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: and do your stand up set, he goes out like

1301
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: during commercial break and talks to the crowd and tells

1302
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: the crowd, Hey, guys, so we've got this amazing comedian

1303
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: coming up. I just love her. Someone you know does

1304
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 1: the since I mean it's sincere. Everyone jokes about Jimmy

1305
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: Fallon being overly excited and just like just maybe that

1306
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: it's fake or something. How much he laughs at everyone.

1307
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: He he really is like that backstage, like he is

1308
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: that excited and he's sincere about it. And he goes up.

1309
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: So if I ever hosted tonight show or any kind

1310
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: of show like that, I know what to do from

1311
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: watching Fallon because he got his crowd so amped for me,

1312
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: and I've done the show four or five times now,

1313
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: every single time he does it, and I thought it

1314
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: was just a first time thing because he was like,

1315
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: it's the first time on the show. Give her so

1316
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: much love, just have fun, relaxed. She's gonna, she's gonna.

1317
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 1: You're in good hand. She's the fun. She's one of

1318
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 1: my favorites, you know, Like he says all the right

1319
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: things for you to go out there, and I could

1320
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: literally say nothing funny and still kill so when I

1321
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: do have jokes, it is just it's the It's the

1322
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,479
Speaker 1: best set I've ever had. Four times is the Tonight

1323
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,479
Speaker 1: Show with Jim Villon. It's the most fun I've ever had.

1324
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm in the moment. I don't have to worry about anything.

1325
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 1: I've practiced it so much up to that point. I

1326
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: mean the gut. The booker that works with you on

1327
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: that show, on your set makes you run it a

1328
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: million times, like it is an exhaustive week before then,

1329
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: and so you're so like ready to go. You don't

1330
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: even think about it when you go out there and

1331
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: you can just have fun. It's the best you ever

1332
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 1: go and throw a joke on it doesn't work on

1333
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: one of those shows, or is it so just dialed

1334
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 1: in that it's really not an option at that point.

1335
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: At that point, everything hits at knock on one, knock

1336
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:33,959
Speaker 1: on wood. I have never um, I've never had a joke.

1337
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: Not I mean, there's times where I do jokes in

1338
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: high pressure situations where maybe I'm on the couch with

1339
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 1: Conan and something I say doesn't get a laugh, and

1340
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I thought it was going to

1341
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: But then I know that I have stuff coming up

1342
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: later that's gonna really crush. You open strong and you

1343
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 1: end strong, and then no one remembers what happens in

1344
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: the middle. Yeah, nobody, No one knows what happens. Everybody

1345
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 1: wants to be in right now, and then they just

1346
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: want to be entertaining again and they don't only care

1347
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 1: about what they just entertained by. Yeah, people forget about

1348
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: stuff immediately. That's why I keep this special. I'm like

1349
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 1: getting so nervous about it, and I'm like, I'll just

1350
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 1: it'll go out people. It'll be like a week of

1351
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: like so many tweets and like love, and then everyone's

1352
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: going to move on to the next thing, and then

1353
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: so will I. And then it's the next special, which

1354
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be able to do right away, because I

1355
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,919
Speaker 1: have so much material that's not making into this one

1356
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 1: that I hope to have another one out, like pretty

1357
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: soon after. Are you keeping the joke about me? I

1358
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: have a couple of jokes about you, but um, I

1359
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: had a friend. I'll tell you the story I was.

1360
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: It was like midnight when I get a text and

1361
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: nobody texts me that late because they don't wake up

1362
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: at three thirty, and nobody texts me that l Yeah,

1363
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 1: I grab my phone. It was like, hey, man, Nikki's

1364
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: in Austin. She told joke about you. He didn't say

1365
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,920
Speaker 1: what the joke was right then, and I'm like, I

1366
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: don't say your name, and I'm like, oh my god,

1367
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: like what could this? And so I wake up at

1368
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 1: like phone, I wake up through a text back like

1369
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: what was the joke? And he didn't normal humans don't

1370
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: wake up when I do. So I'm waiting for like

1371
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: five hours for him to wake up. And in my head,

1372
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 1: you should have just texted me. I would have told you.

1373
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 1: In my head, though, I'm imagining it's the word yeah,

1374
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: that You've done a whole twenty minutes set on all

1375
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: my worst attributes. Yeah, I mean, there were times that

1376
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: I was doing that on stage for sure, but I've

1377
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: whittled it down to just the essential, the best jokes.

1378
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 1: And and you know what's cool about you as you

1379
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 1: actually said, hey, I won't do it, you did reach

1380
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, you should always do No,

1381
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I that joke in particular, the one he's

1382
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: talking about, it's so funny and it's actually true, Like

1383
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: can I say it? Save it really well? It's it's

1384
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: it's just like it's it's the joke is not It

1385
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm doing a dig at you, but then

1386
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: in the end it's just like, no, he's just that

1387
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: good that so anyway, in the end, I feel like

1388
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: that joke is nothing but just a joke. It doesn't

1389
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 1: really say anything about how I feel about you or

1390
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: and it's just it does but it's it's it's actually

1391
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: a compliment in the end that people go, oh, it's

1392
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: a dig it. No, it is a compliment. I don't

1393
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,360
Speaker 1: think that everyone interprets everything that we mean the way

1394
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: we do it. No, No, of course, people people grown

1395
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: at that joke every time I do it because they

1396
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 1: and then they whisper and they go, who won, who's

1397
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 1: she talking? About to say his name. I just go

1398
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: to the same person whatever. I just I mentioned the

1399
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: person that want um and and it felt good at

1400
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 1: times to do that joke. I have to say, because

1401
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 1: you know, I just was like a good I just

1402
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: get to like I get my frustration with people out

1403
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: through jokes sometimes telling stories. Yeah, everyone has a way

1404
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 1: that they do it. Yeah, that being said, but if

1405
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: if it upset you in any way, I would never

1406
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: want to put that out there. And if it embarrassed

1407
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 1: you or upset you, I wouldn't. That's to me, like

1408
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 1: comedy is not. I'm not like it's my art. People

1409
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: need to hear this joke about Bobby Bones to like

1410
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 1: inspire them. I can lose it. If it hurts your feelings,

1411
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,479
Speaker 1: I can lose it. I don't think that it's fair

1412
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: for my feelings to be hurt. What, yes, it is,

1413
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: but my feelings are by the way, my feelings weren't hurt.

1414
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 1: But even then, I have an ex girlfriend who's writing

1415
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: in it we we I was broke up two years

1416
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: ago and she has songs that are about me that

1417
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: aren't good. And she was like, do you want to

1418
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: hear them? Do you want? I was like, no, just

1419
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 1: put out your do you yeah, like whatever you do?

1420
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 1: Do you? Do you ever think that she maybe wants

1421
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 1: you to hear those songs? It doesn't matter because I

1422
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: don't want to feel a way about it, because I

1423
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: know if I hear I don't like it, I'd be like, oh,

1424
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: hold on, I don't want the option to to I

1425
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 1: don't want the option to hamp her art. It doesn't matter.

1426
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: That's the because. So you don't want to listen because

1427
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: you might be like mad about it, mad, but but

1428
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: I'll worry about it. I'll be like, I don't want

1429
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 1: to give it a chance to make me feel uncomfortable

1430
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: because I don't want to have a chance to say

1431
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: maybe you shouldn't do that, because the human parton me

1432
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: would go, oh, don't do that. Okay, Well let's just

1433
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,439
Speaker 1: say it's already out. There's no way to take it back.

1434
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: So you don't even have that option for her to

1435
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:07,479
Speaker 1: pull it out, like to pull the record and pull

1436
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 1: the songs. So you listen to all the songs after

1437
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 1: it's out, and you don't know, so what's the harmon

1438
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 1: doing that? Why why wouldn't you do that? I would

1439
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: listen after it's out. You will Okay, I thought you

1440
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: were saying no, no no, I just don't want in any

1441
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 1: way to keep her from Well, it's not because I

1442
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: wouldn't want someone doing that to me. In the same

1443
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:29,600
Speaker 1: way when you were like, hey, does the joke bother you,

1444
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 1: I'll pull it, I would. It didn't, but even if

1445
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: it did, I would have no And I don't like that.

1446
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to the honest answer, and so I

1447
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: guess it's best to not hear it. Yeah, the most

1448
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,800
Speaker 1: honest answer I can give us. I want you to

1449
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: do what makes you feel good, because I like to

1450
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 1: do it fulfills me. And if it's a stupid joke

1451
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: about me, then you should do it. Who cares? What

1452
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 1: am I like? If we're all nobody, nothing matters anymore,

1453
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,639
Speaker 1: I know, But why do anything, Bobby Off? Nothing matters?

1454
01:08:56,680 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 1: I mean, because if it filled us, that's why. Okay,

1455
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 1: that's why, that's why we do anything. And if it

1456
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: feels you to make fun of me, then you should

1457
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 1: do it. You don't even have it really feels good,

1458
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:12,679
Speaker 1: you know, it's just it does. I have to be honest,

1459
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 1: like sometimes when I write jokes, because I've been like

1460
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: my feelings have been hurt, and I'm like, I'm going

1461
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: to take it out in this joke. Um, it does

1462
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 1: feel good and um, and I'm sure your ex girlfriend

1463
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 1: feels good singing those songs sometimes because it's our way

1464
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 1: of expressing what she couldn't maybe expressed to you maybe.

1465
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,679
Speaker 1: I mean she had a whole record of good songs

1466
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:37,559
Speaker 1: about me. Yeah that's nice. And oh man, I dated

1467
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:42,720
Speaker 1: this guy that was like a rapper once and he

1468
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,639
Speaker 1: like when we were dating, he wrote like so many

1469
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: raps about me of like how cute I was when

1470
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 1: I slept and like just like the just wraps about

1471
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: cute stuff. And I was like, oh my god, this

1472
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 1: is he's Like it felt like so good to finally

1473
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: have like someone write a song about you. He's a

1474
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,800
Speaker 1: good rapper and it would like be how I was

1475
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 1: adorable when I slept, Like literally that was one of

1476
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: the whole songs he wrote. And then I broke up

1477
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 1: with him and we remained friends and he came to

1478
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:11,760
Speaker 1: open for me on a show. Um, he wrapped, he

1479
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 1: rapped open. He's like a comedy rapper, so he open.

1480
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: He was. We broke up. It was long distance, and

1481
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,280
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I'm just not feeling this anymore

1482
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 1: and this is too hard, but listen, we're you're going

1483
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,439
Speaker 1: to open for me in Boston, Like we should still

1484
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: do that, And then I was like, oh, maybe i'll

1485
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: we'll look up again, like who knows, Like it was

1486
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: just I was like, but you still open, We're still friends.

1487
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: So a month and a half later, after I broke

1488
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 1: up with him, we don't talk. He opens for me

1489
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 1: and I see him at the club for the first

1490
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: time and I'm like, oh, like I kind of forgot

1491
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,280
Speaker 1: how cute He was like, this is maybe I'm going

1492
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: to have like a little romance tonight in Boston with

1493
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend, and like now I'm attracted to him

1494
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: again in a way that I only feel because I've

1495
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 1: rejected him, and I feel like he's improved over this

1496
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 1: month and a half and I was just like really like,

1497
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm excited about this. And before the show,

1498
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 1: he came up to me and was like, so, I

1499
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: wrote a song about you and I want to do

1500
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: it tonight. Is that going to be weird for you?

1501
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, he hasn't seen me sleep in

1502
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 1: a while, so it's probably not another one of those.

1503
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 1: But what could I mean, I just go listen, you

1504
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 1: know me, and you know what would upset me? Do it?

1505
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: Do it? I love that. And his friend was with him,

1506
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: who was a mutual friend of ours, and I go,

1507
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: have you heard the song, Mike? And Mike was like yeah,

1508
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 1: and I go is it bad? And he goes and

1509
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 1: I go, just do it? Do it? Like I was busy,

1510
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: I was just like do it. So then he goes

1511
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 1: on stage and I'm in the back being like with

1512
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 1: my friend who is with me, and I'm like, he

1513
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 1: wrote a song about me, and it's like so excited.

1514
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:51,760
Speaker 1: So he's doing his whole act and this one song

1515
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 1: starts and it's like when I haven't heard and the

1516
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 1: beat is fairly aggressive, like the rap beat whatever it's called.

1517
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,519
Speaker 1: You know, I wond dropped the mine, so I should

1518
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: probably know what that is. But and I'm like this,

1519
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:07,000
Speaker 1: this is a new song. And he starts rapping about

1520
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 1: this girl, a girlfriend of his, who had the worst

1521
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 1: breath he's ever um tasted when he kissed her, like

1522
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,920
Speaker 1: the worst, and he's going on to describe it in

1523
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 1: such a visceral way that the audience is like gagging almost.

1524
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:23,640
Speaker 1: They're just like, I just remember the audience being like, oh,

1525
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 1: and I'm in the back going poor Jenna. I was

1526
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,200
Speaker 1: thinking he was about another ex of his. I was like,

1527
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe he wrote this about Jenna, like he

1528
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,559
Speaker 1: dated a friend of mine, and I'm like, I gotta

1529
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 1: tell her because this is not nice. And then all

1530
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I was like, things in the story

1531
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: started adding up to I remember the kiss he's talking about, Like,

1532
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:46,000
Speaker 1: I remember because in in the song to my credit,

1533
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 1: in the song, yeah, sometimes I have bad breath. I

1534
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:51,040
Speaker 1: had just eaten a gross meal with him. We were

1535
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 1: making out in his apartment, and I remember he in

1536
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: the song. The bridge of the song was like, you know,

1537
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: she stopped in the middle because she really as it

1538
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 1: was bad, and she was like, I gotta go brush

1539
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 1: my teeth, which I do if I'm kissing a guy.

1540
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this isn't good for either of us.

1541
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 1: I'll go. Let me just go have some mouth wash.

1542
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,640
Speaker 1: And she goes, and then she came back and it

1543
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: was worse, and I was like, how dare you? It

1544
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:16,840
Speaker 1: was not worse. I definitely did something about it. But

1545
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:18,800
Speaker 1: then that's when I realized it was it was me,

1546
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 1: and I felt I had to go on in headline

1547
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: right after him, and I felt my like I felt

1548
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:26,679
Speaker 1: an out of body experience in that moment, and I

1549
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: was like, this guy is I will never speak to

1550
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: him again. It's over. This is over. So he got

1551
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 1: off stage, and he knew immediately because he came up

1552
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 1: to me and he just like looked at me like

1553
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of sorry, and I just go, never

1554
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,280
Speaker 1: speak to me again ever ever. And he goes, Nikki,

1555
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:45,719
Speaker 1: I go never, I respect me right now, and never

1556
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 1: ever talked to me ever again. And and I never

1557
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 1: talked to him again. That was nearly ten years ago.

1558
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,639
Speaker 1: He wrote me being like, I didn't know you were

1559
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,040
Speaker 1: so insecure about your breath. And I wasn't. I wasn't

1560
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,720
Speaker 1: until you wrote a song about it. And he goes,

1561
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,640
Speaker 1: you don't have bad breath. It was one time, and

1562
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 1: I go, well you, and he goes, you write jokes

1563
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,800
Speaker 1: about guys all the time, and I go, you know what,

1564
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,719
Speaker 1: When I write a joke about a guy, it's very easy.

1565
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 1: It's just me like talking to my friends about him.

1566
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 1: I say a funny line and they go, that's funny,

1567
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 1: and I write it down on my phone. That is

1568
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,760
Speaker 1: how much work goes into a joke about a guy

1569
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 1: that has hurt me. You had to go to a

1570
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: cafe and sit with your little notebook and think about

1571
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: what rhymes with dumpster mouth and go to your rhyming

1572
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:32,120
Speaker 1: dictionary and craft your your song had a bridge. You'll

1573
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,440
Speaker 1: spend hours thinking about my bread breath. This is hurtful.

1574
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 1: And so I've never talked to him again. Is he

1575
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:43,000
Speaker 1: still a comedy rapper? Yeah, he's great. He's very talented.

1576
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,479
Speaker 1: He is um. Yeah, in the in the comedy world

1577
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: he has known and he's truly talented, truly great. He

1578
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: has asked for my forgiveness for so many years. He's

1579
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: I mean an email one time on Yamkafore, which is

1580
01:14:56,240 --> 01:15:00,479
Speaker 1: like the I guess they talk about forgiveness on holiday

1581
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: a lot, and um he wrote me being like, hey,

1582
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: will you forgive me? Like I really am sorry and

1583
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 1: I want your forgiveness? And I was like yeah, actually,

1584
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 1: like I felt it lift. It would have been a

1585
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: couple of years of me being angry about this and

1586
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:16,280
Speaker 1: talking about him all the time and just so upset,

1587
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:19,600
Speaker 1: and I let it lift, and I go, Okay, you

1588
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 1: know what we're done here? Good? I forgive you. I

1589
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:24,799
Speaker 1: don't want to be friends with you, but I forgive

1590
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,759
Speaker 1: you and I'm not going to bad mouthew anymore. And

1591
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 1: that's all I can do because I have bad breath,

1592
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,720
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to bad mauthew. I am um,

1593
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,800
Speaker 1: You're forgiven, and I felt good about it. I could

1594
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,880
Speaker 1: listen to rap again, Like he ruined rap for me

1595
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: for a while because I was like, I relate to

1596
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 1: Eminem's X now you're Kim yeah him, I was so Kim.

1597
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,280
Speaker 1: And then suddenly I was like enjoying rap again. I

1598
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I got my mojo back, and I

1599
01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:54,960
Speaker 1: really forgiveness is definitely a powerful thing. And then he

1600
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 1: went on a podcast and talked about it, and I

1601
01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:00,080
Speaker 1: was like, forgiveness for why did you listen to it?

1602
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:03,840
Speaker 1: Because my friend? Because I wanted to hear him maybe

1603
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 1: talk about me. And I think someone had like been like, hey,

1604
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,760
Speaker 1: he's on this thing and and and you get to

1605
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 1: hear the guy brought it up and was like, is

1606
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:15,880
Speaker 1: it true that you wrote a rap song about a

1607
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,760
Speaker 1: girl and she got hurt? And he was just like,

1608
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:19,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about this, man, I don't

1609
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. And the guy like kept prying,

1610
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,280
Speaker 1: and he was like, okay, fine, so here's what happened,

1611
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 1: and it just felt like all all over again. Yeah,

1612
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,879
Speaker 1: it opened it back up and I said forgiveness revoked

1613
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:34,960
Speaker 1: and and now no, no more Talkie. That's different than me.

1614
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,679
Speaker 1: I will well, I'll give you an example, a direct

1615
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:42,240
Speaker 1: example of yeah, um, if I think I might be

1616
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,639
Speaker 1: talked about in a way, that may not be because

1617
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,120
Speaker 1: it's like I don't need that in my in my head.

1618
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:48,479
Speaker 1: So like when you would have Milo on your show,

1619
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:50,679
Speaker 1: I wouldn't listen just in case you guys made any problems.

1620
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,519
Speaker 1: Really wouldn't. I wouldn't go I want to go anywhere

1621
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,840
Speaker 1: because I'm why don't do that in my life? I

1622
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: do that too. I I honestly think I listened because

1623
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,679
Speaker 1: I thought he would say something nice about me because

1624
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,439
Speaker 1: we had gone through the forgiveness thing. Because I'm very

1625
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:04,639
Speaker 1: similar to you. I don't read any comments on YouTube.

1626
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't. I protect myself from any negative Um you

1627
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:13,040
Speaker 1: know anything being said about me that's yeah, that isn't

1628
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 1: going to make me feel good about myself. It's just

1629
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:17,120
Speaker 1: I know what's out there and I'd rather not hear it.

1630
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: So I don't like look for the comments you would

1631
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:23,280
Speaker 1: get thrown sometimes by like certain comments on Twitter and stuff,

1632
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,439
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, why are you reading that? But

1633
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 1: I know it's like to get the good, you gotta

1634
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:30,519
Speaker 1: get the bad. Yes, So that's why I would never

1635
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,840
Speaker 1: listen if I thought, because I think you're really good.

1636
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,640
Speaker 1: I think you're actually too good at radio to not

1637
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:36,040
Speaker 1: have been in it that long. And I would tell

1638
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,200
Speaker 1: you that. And when you would bring on Milo, who

1639
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: I love and should have won the show by dance experience,

1640
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,640
Speaker 1: like no doubt, I'd be like, I'm not listening to

1641
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:45,960
Speaker 1: that crap because because they're they're gonna say something one

1642
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,639
Speaker 1: percent chance, and I don't need to hear it because

1643
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna hate on both. I don't think we did.

1644
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,160
Speaker 1: I know, and you know what I but I wouldn't

1645
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,960
Speaker 1: know I would have done that, but um if it

1646
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:57,120
Speaker 1: would have just been out of jealousy that you want

1647
01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 1: to show that you know and now circling act. Now,

1648
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,519
Speaker 1: let me tell you this before before we before we wrap.

1649
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,479
Speaker 1: Here's what you do that's annoying, but that also has

1650
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:07,240
Speaker 1: actually changed me a little bit. It's all your stupid

1651
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,120
Speaker 1: vegan stuff on your instant story. It's so much. But

1652
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:11,519
Speaker 1: you know what I do, I think about it. Sometimes

1653
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,800
Speaker 1: it oddly works a little bit. I stopped any meat,

1654
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 1: still eat enjoy it, but I do probably eat about

1655
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,639
Speaker 1: twenty percent less meeting your stupid vegan story. I see

1656
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,760
Speaker 1: them and I try to try to get out of

1657
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: them as fast as possible to get back to the

1658
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:30,200
Speaker 1: funny stuff. Yeah, well, I appreciate you saying that, because

1659
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: that is the only reason I'm so heavy handed with

1660
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 1: all of it, is because the only reason that I

1661
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,920
Speaker 1: became vegan was because of the same over the top

1662
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 1: messaging of like, think about what you're doing. Your dog

1663
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: is no different than a cow. You moron, You've been,

1664
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 1: you've been. There's propaganda being thrown at you from the

1665
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 1: day you emerge from your mom's womb that says you

1666
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:55,080
Speaker 1: should be drinking milk from cows and eating meat from animals,

1667
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:57,919
Speaker 1: and it's just not the case, and it's just all

1668
01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,840
Speaker 1: once you open your eyes to it, you can't not

1669
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,840
Speaker 1: see it again. And it's like I haven't looked at

1670
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 1: like the horror footage of the slaughter houses and stuff

1671
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 1: like that. I don't need to see it. I've read it,

1672
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: and once you read it, you can't you just you

1673
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 1: can't eat it anymore. So I just try to put

1674
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,559
Speaker 1: out little things like little. It's a lot big. Oh

1675
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,439
Speaker 1: I could go bigger, but okay, but I'm just telling

1676
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:20,760
Speaker 1: you they're not a little. Okay. I just can't help

1677
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 1: it sometimes because I also when I get depressed, like

1678
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: I just think about animals suffering, and I just get

1679
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,759
Speaker 1: so sad. And so when you see a big flood

1680
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,600
Speaker 1: of that stuff from me, it's usually because I'm in

1681
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,600
Speaker 1: like a dark headspace. Like it's usually an indication if

1682
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,639
Speaker 1: I'm going on down a vegan wormhole. I'm like, bitch,

1683
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 1: you're depressed, go out and get some fresh air, like,

1684
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 1: because that's where I go. Do you go anywhere when

1685
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:45,840
Speaker 1: you're depressed? I just shut it all down, nothing like,

1686
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:49,800
Speaker 1: no communication with anyone. What do you watch something? Do

1687
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: you go when you watch the office? Yeah? Yeah, that's

1688
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:58,320
Speaker 1: just shut it all down. Nothing, No Instagram, no nothing. Yeah,

1689
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,920
Speaker 1: because I don't want to bring eye into people. I

1690
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:04,719
Speaker 1: feel like mind's worth anything good. I mean, who cares

1691
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:08,519
Speaker 1: that being said? I think that your stuff is so annoying. Yeah, yeah,

1692
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,679
Speaker 1: you've been doing it the whole time I have. Yeah,

1693
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,240
Speaker 1: But then I just kind of let your how dare

1694
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 1: you when different name? One time I deflected yours. The

1695
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:17,479
Speaker 1: stories are quite annoying, but they are a bit effective,

1696
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,120
Speaker 1: even on me, who wants nothing to do with them. Right.

1697
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:22,559
Speaker 1: So that's it. That's all. I just wanted to state

1698
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,960
Speaker 1: that publicly. I don't like it, but it does work

1699
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, that's why I do it. Yeah,

1700
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 1: a little bit, but not all the bit. But it

1701
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,800
Speaker 1: is annoying. Yeah, it's I'm always like I'm gonna have to

1702
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,680
Speaker 1: to watch five of these different things. Yeah, I know,

1703
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:37,599
Speaker 1: it's like next, we don't want to hear about pigs suffering. Next?

1704
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,240
Speaker 1: You here talking right now, let's stop talking about it.

1705
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:40,960
Speaker 1: You run it up. I know. I just wanted to

1706
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:43,640
Speaker 1: quickly address that. Um, I have a few things I

1707
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:48,120
Speaker 1: wanted to bring up. What else did I think would

1708
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:54,759
Speaker 1: be fun to mention to you? What else? What else

1709
01:20:54,760 --> 01:21:00,160
Speaker 1: could there be? Um, well, there's a lot. Yeah, but

1710
01:21:00,479 --> 01:21:02,880
Speaker 1: we're running out of the show is almost over, you know,

1711
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: running out of time. I want to think of where

1712
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,880
Speaker 1: I want to go real quick. By the way, follow Nikki. Um,

1713
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 1: if you want to see all of our stupid vegan stuff,

1714
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 1: it's not all that. I'm pretty entertaining on Instagram. Nikki Glazer,

1715
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:18,280
Speaker 1: you are, Yeah, you're very entertaining on Instagram. I'll tell

1716
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:20,720
Speaker 1: you to me, I think you may be one of

1717
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:24,160
Speaker 1: the most uplifting people I've ever met ever period. Like

1718
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 1: hanging around you would give me such confidence to be confident. Really, yeah,

1719
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,479
Speaker 1: because I would always feel like I'm pretty confident in

1720
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,519
Speaker 1: some things. I'm terribly We all are. We have we're

1721
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:38,479
Speaker 1: we're basically a boardroom, right. I feel like in our

1722
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:40,559
Speaker 1: heads that it's it's a big boardroom. There's a table,

1723
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:43,719
Speaker 1: there's a sad person, the happy person, there's the leader,

1724
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:46,400
Speaker 1: there's the follow where, there's the and it just depends

1725
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 1: you run in the meeting that day. And you know

1726
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 1: that's how that's what we are. We're all of them.

1727
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,160
Speaker 1: But who's going to run the meeting that day or

1728
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 1: that hour or whatever you know, slice of your life

1729
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:02,160
Speaker 1: that you choose days. The janitor runs my meeting, it's

1730
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:04,320
Speaker 1: just a guy who has no idea what we're even

1731
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,559
Speaker 1: talking about. He just happened to come in and clean up,

1732
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:10,280
Speaker 1: and we're like, you run it well. The confident guy

1733
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:14,479
Speaker 1: in my room wouldn't run the meeting very often because

1734
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:18,680
Speaker 1: I'll be like, but but you were always so confident,

1735
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 1: but in a refreshing way that it was like and

1736
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:24,200
Speaker 1: then you would you're also a great builder of people,

1737
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 1: even let's take me out of it other comics, like

1738
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:30,880
Speaker 1: you get on your Instagram and you really put people over.

1739
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:35,280
Speaker 1: And I don't think that is the natural way that

1740
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: it happens in the creative world, not from what I

1741
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:40,519
Speaker 1: s It's so competitive, it's so fake at times that

1742
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,479
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like that from you. Oh well, thank you,

1743
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: and I I'll give it back to you, man, Like

1744
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,479
Speaker 1: I know you would say that sometimes when I would

1745
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 1: get kind of um yell at you about how great

1746
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,200
Speaker 1: you are and try to get through to you about

1747
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 1: like what like do you know what I see when

1748
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:01,599
Speaker 1: I look at you or what I because I don't

1749
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:04,599
Speaker 1: know that you understand how special you are, and so

1750
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:07,640
Speaker 1: I would just kind of flood you with these monologues

1751
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:11,840
Speaker 1: about how I perceive you, and it wouldn't be And

1752
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,560
Speaker 1: I think you knew that it was coming from a

1753
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:17,720
Speaker 1: real place, that I wasn't bullshitting you, because what I

1754
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 1: was saying is you know you just you can sense authenticity,

1755
01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 1: I think, and so you would I could tell that

1756
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,040
Speaker 1: it would work for you to say all those things.

1757
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,439
Speaker 1: But it was very easy for me to tell you

1758
01:23:27,479 --> 01:23:32,240
Speaker 1: all those things because you're extraordinary and and I and

1759
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,880
Speaker 1: and and I also got a lot of that from you,

1760
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,640
Speaker 1: Like it felt good to give you that kind of

1761
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:40,200
Speaker 1: boost that I thought you didn't wouldn't even need, because

1762
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,960
Speaker 1: you write self help books, you have an empire, you've

1763
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:48,160
Speaker 1: you're you can have anything you want. You I always

1764
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:51,000
Speaker 1: said that to you. You can have anything you want,

1765
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. You know that now you can have anything

1766
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:56,360
Speaker 1: you want. And it would just frustrate me when you

1767
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:59,559
Speaker 1: would seem like maybe you didn't think you could, or

1768
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,360
Speaker 1: you still any kind of self doubt. I just want

1769
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: to shake you and be like, oh my god, like

1770
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 1: you'r who I looked to too. I wish I could

1771
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,439
Speaker 1: be more like you. So it's at the same time

1772
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:10,080
Speaker 1: that it was frustrating, it was kind of nice to

1773
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:12,200
Speaker 1: see this insecurity and someone that I had put on

1774
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:16,080
Speaker 1: a pedestal so much. But for me, I got that

1775
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,679
Speaker 1: I got a lot out of our friendship during Dancing

1776
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,519
Speaker 1: with the Stars, like a ton. I mean, you know

1777
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,720
Speaker 1: the things that the one thing that you helped me

1778
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:27,840
Speaker 1: with that is like huge that has had influence in

1779
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:31,400
Speaker 1: my life. Um, like down the road, like I was

1780
01:24:31,479 --> 01:24:33,680
Speaker 1: just a one decision that I was an email I

1781
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,599
Speaker 1: got that was like really upset me, and I happened

1782
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 1: to get it like right when I was hanging out

1783
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 1: with you, and you I would have done the opposite

1784
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:43,400
Speaker 1: of what you suggested I do with that, and I

1785
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:46,040
Speaker 1: did what you did just because I was so upset

1786
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,840
Speaker 1: about it. I kind of had to just turn over

1787
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,040
Speaker 1: the power to someone else because I was like, there's

1788
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:52,280
Speaker 1: too much emotion here and you were like, just right

1789
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:59,000
Speaker 1: this back and that was the best advice. Like that

1790
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,200
Speaker 1: was such good advice. No one else was giving me

1791
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:02,840
Speaker 1: that advice, and I just trusted you in that moment

1792
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 1: and it worked out. It really worked out. And I've

1793
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,439
Speaker 1: since followed up with that same advice to emails like

1794
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:10,320
Speaker 1: that that come in and have kept coming in, you

1795
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, And um, I've since used the

1796
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,639
Speaker 1: same approach. So that really changed my life. And then

1797
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:21,479
Speaker 1: also like yeah, you got me into I'm really grateful

1798
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:24,519
Speaker 1: for dancing. When it starts from meeting you because you

1799
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:29,479
Speaker 1: I watched you be so um reading your book like

1800
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 1: I just told you, Like I read your book. I

1801
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:33,240
Speaker 1: was like Oh, this is kind of what I want

1802
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,559
Speaker 1: to do like you, I want to do what you're

1803
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,519
Speaker 1: kind of doing, and you want to do what I'm doing?

1804
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:43,799
Speaker 1: What am I doing? Just being your I will I

1805
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:47,719
Speaker 1: will living in this mansion in Nashville and having every

1806
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:51,679
Speaker 1: opportunity at my fingertips and none of that stuff doesn't matter.

1807
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:59,360
Speaker 1: What they're sitting on your couch, um keeping nothing? Who

1808
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:03,479
Speaker 1: was that sitting with? I don't know yourself alone, Bobby?

1809
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:06,920
Speaker 1: Nothing matters, what what? I don't understand what that means?

1810
01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:09,160
Speaker 1: Nothing matters. Just because you're a big house and your money,

1811
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:10,880
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean that you're not alone. Is that what

1812
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,720
Speaker 1: you're saying doesn't mean that you're happening. I think I'm

1813
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,280
Speaker 1: more alone that way because it feels like, man, I

1814
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:20,760
Speaker 1: should have somebody to share with, right right, Bobby. I'll

1815
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:23,720
Speaker 1: tell you this again. You can have anything you want.

1816
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:26,160
Speaker 1: If you want someone to share it with, you can

1817
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:30,600
Speaker 1: have that. Okay, Mike d would you like to have

1818
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:34,880
Speaker 1: something exactly you? Act like this? Oh, no one likes me.

1819
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:37,599
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm going to be alone forever. No girls

1820
01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:39,479
Speaker 1: like me. No one wants to state me. It's not

1821
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,479
Speaker 1: an act. By the way, I don't think it's an act.

1822
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:44,960
Speaker 1: I really don't think it's an act. But I you

1823
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:47,320
Speaker 1: you just said after winning Dancing with the Stars you

1824
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:51,160
Speaker 1: can do anything. I believe that I can. I can

1825
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:55,360
Speaker 1: figure anything out, right, So figure that out. I listen,

1826
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm trying, are you? Yeah? I think you know what?

1827
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:02,160
Speaker 1: You know what? I had a I had not a

1828
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:06,840
Speaker 1: good moment yesterday. Um, there's this new song and it's

1829
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:10,000
Speaker 1: my Pink and Christy Bolton's in the song, and I

1830
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,120
Speaker 1: think it's my favorite song right now period. But the

1831
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:16,519
Speaker 1: whole song is like, would you love me anyway? Even

1832
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:19,920
Speaker 1: if all I couldn't do all this stuff? I mean,

1833
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:21,760
Speaker 1: I might pull it up over there. I'm listening to

1834
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:26,559
Speaker 1: it and I'm like, if I couldn't be funny, why

1835
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:28,160
Speaker 1: would you even want to be with me? And I

1836
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:32,280
Speaker 1: had this really bad really it really wasn't good. I

1837
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:34,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, I'm still not in a great

1838
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:36,000
Speaker 1: one because I kind of like myself at the first

1839
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:38,080
Speaker 1: time ever. I kind of like myself for the first

1840
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,960
Speaker 1: time ever in my whole life. Kind of yeah, well

1841
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,280
Speaker 1: that's better than absolutely there's been real progress. Like I

1842
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:47,320
Speaker 1: think I'm kind of pretty cool now kind of yeah,

1843
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:49,080
Speaker 1: but I was like I was thinking. I was like,

1844
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 1: I would expect nobody. I don't know that I feel

1845
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:55,120
Speaker 1: like I'm lovable yet, And I didn't really think about

1846
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:57,480
Speaker 1: that for all. The stupid song came on and I'm like, oh,

1847
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,320
Speaker 1: what what is What do you mean if you weren't funny?

1848
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:01,680
Speaker 1: Would you still be? Why would you want to be

1849
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:03,400
Speaker 1: around me? If I can't make them laugh? Or but

1850
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:05,240
Speaker 1: you can't make them laugh, But it's one of the

1851
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,599
Speaker 1: reasons why we like being around you. If I can't

1852
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:10,760
Speaker 1: make them laugh or or be have a cool job.

1853
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,559
Speaker 1: To have both those things, I know what I may

1854
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:18,879
Speaker 1: not may not um because you would still be sweet

1855
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:24,479
Speaker 1: and like kind. Well, everyone could lose everything, and that

1856
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:27,200
Speaker 1: doesn't mean they're not lovable. I mean, like, let's strip

1857
01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:29,760
Speaker 1: you down to nothing, like I want you just to

1858
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:35,760
Speaker 1: love my organs. I mean that's a ridiculous scenario in

1859
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,559
Speaker 1: which you lose things. I mean, yeah, we all do

1860
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:38,960
Speaker 1: the thing of like would you love me if I

1861
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:42,400
Speaker 1: lost all my arms? And it's like, probably not the same.

1862
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:44,559
Speaker 1: I like your I like that your mobile and can

1863
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:47,400
Speaker 1: like go roller skating with me, so it might change

1864
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 1: our dynamic. But if someone was dating you and you

1865
01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 1: suddenly lost your sense of humor and lost your money

1866
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:58,240
Speaker 1: and lost your hair. God forbid. Um, I'm pretty lucky

1867
01:28:58,240 --> 01:28:59,599
Speaker 1: that I have all my all my hair. I mean,

1868
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,160
Speaker 1: you're so lucky. It's it's really cranking up there. Yeah.

1869
01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:05,240
Speaker 1: I don't think they would put me on shows. I know, dude,

1870
01:29:05,439 --> 01:29:09,000
Speaker 1: you would have. You would have gotten some transplant situations

1871
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,479
Speaker 1: going maybe, or I just been like, I'm checking out

1872
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:14,000
Speaker 1: of this. I'll find something else. Yeah, I mean, that

1873
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:15,880
Speaker 1: is rough to lose your hair as a man in

1874
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,280
Speaker 1: this business. It's not It's not an easy go. I'm

1875
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:21,160
Speaker 1: still wearing my makeup from yesterday when they put makeup

1876
01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:22,360
Speaker 1: on me for the show. I never take it off.

1877
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,880
Speaker 1: I love looking beautiful, beautiful. You should keep it on.

1878
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:27,960
Speaker 1: It looks great and like product in my hair a

1879
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:30,240
Speaker 1: little bit. And you have to because you know you

1880
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:33,040
Speaker 1: were on TV. You have to wear those magup today.

1881
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:36,880
Speaker 1: But you, that is so I love that you. You

1882
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:39,760
Speaker 1: almost did you cry to that song, but it made

1883
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:43,160
Speaker 1: you feel like things. Yeah, I was sitting there listening

1884
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:46,320
Speaker 1: to it. I was like, oh, I don't I'm done

1885
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:50,000
Speaker 1: with this. I said, I think the thing is, let's

1886
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:54,960
Speaker 1: just unpack this a little bit more. You once you

1887
01:29:55,160 --> 01:29:58,000
Speaker 1: really love yourself, you'll let someone else love you, and

1888
01:29:58,080 --> 01:30:01,360
Speaker 1: until then it can happen you just don't love yourself enough.

1889
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,720
Speaker 1: Maybe I can let someone kind of like me, yes,

1890
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:06,160
Speaker 1: and I think you have before because you kind of

1891
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:08,639
Speaker 1: like yourself. But I'm I'm working on the same thing.

1892
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:13,080
Speaker 1: It's like, I only let someone appreciate me as much

1893
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:15,519
Speaker 1: as I appreciate myself. They can't get in any further

1894
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:18,320
Speaker 1: because I'll push them away because I'll be like, why

1895
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:21,160
Speaker 1: do you love me? I'm like not lovable, and then

1896
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:22,880
Speaker 1: you're wrong and I don't even want to be around

1897
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:31,960
Speaker 1: someone who's wrong. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Uh

1898
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:36,040
Speaker 1: one day and one of my favorite stories that I

1899
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:38,080
Speaker 1: can't wait for you to tell publicly, and I'm not

1900
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 1: gonna say any names because we've talked about dating on

1901
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:47,640
Speaker 1: the riot At before and I've talked about it on

1902
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:52,200
Speaker 1: the show before, and you actually see people that you

1903
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:55,120
Speaker 1: would see on television or see people in music. It's

1904
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:59,840
Speaker 1: like a fancy dating app and you connected with someone

1905
01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:02,559
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say who, don't worry, I don't

1906
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,320
Speaker 1: even know. I'm a huge were huge fans of this

1907
01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:06,719
Speaker 1: person and you only connected and then you never respond

1908
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:10,160
Speaker 1: to it. I think about that story all the time.

1909
01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so excited. There's there's a

1910
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:16,559
Speaker 1: uh this dating app and you push the heart and

1911
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,040
Speaker 1: if you both pushed the heart, it connects you. And

1912
01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:20,840
Speaker 1: you saw this music star that you were a huge

1913
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,400
Speaker 1: fan of. There were both teach fans. Yeah. When I

1914
01:31:22,439 --> 01:31:24,639
Speaker 1: was like in high school, I grabbed his hair when

1915
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:27,519
Speaker 1: he was performing and he was front row. I was

1916
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,640
Speaker 1: front ro when I grabbed him and he looked at

1917
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:31,840
Speaker 1: me like, bitch, get off of me. And I was

1918
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:33,639
Speaker 1: a high schooler and he was a fully grown man.

1919
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:37,200
Speaker 1: And now these old men are on Riya and I

1920
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:39,840
Speaker 1: still have this Yeah, like you see someone that you

1921
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:43,719
Speaker 1: idolized when you were young, and they were like twe thirty,

1922
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,599
Speaker 1: which was way too old for a high school student,

1923
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:48,160
Speaker 1: But now they're like old men, and it's not that

1924
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,960
Speaker 1: they don't want the same appeal, but you can't forget that.

1925
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:52,600
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if he liked me to

1926
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 1: he did we matched. He wrote him Niki, and I

1927
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:57,720
Speaker 1: never wrote back because I was too scared because I

1928
01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,680
Speaker 1: thought I would have to, Like, then I'd go on

1929
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:01,120
Speaker 1: a day with him, and then what if I'm like

1930
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:03,920
Speaker 1: all I want to talk about is August and everything

1931
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:09,599
Speaker 1: after me. I wasn't going to leave you there, dude. Okay,

1932
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:11,880
Speaker 1: what do you do on Riya when you see someone

1933
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:15,519
Speaker 1: that you're friends with? Um? Well, I used a screenshot

1934
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:17,400
Speaker 1: and center to him and laugh, but it goes, then

1935
01:32:17,439 --> 01:32:19,800
Speaker 1: it goes we'll put you in jail if you screenshot.

1936
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:23,519
Speaker 1: So I don't do that anymore. Sometimes if someone has

1937
01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:24,880
Speaker 1: a phone and I'm with someone and be like, hey,

1938
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:27,400
Speaker 1: take a picture of this, do you match with them?

1939
01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:29,360
Speaker 1: And then go ha ha ha and like write each

1940
01:32:29,360 --> 01:32:33,640
Speaker 1: other okay, let me give you this. Next saw my

1941
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:37,200
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend down there and I matched, I didn't match.

1942
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:39,240
Speaker 1: I pushed the heart yeah, and I texted her and

1943
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:41,400
Speaker 1: was like, hey just sell you on right. Yeah. So

1944
01:32:41,439 --> 01:32:44,760
Speaker 1: I just kind of wanted to avoid. And that's the

1945
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:47,280
Speaker 1: Gussie guy friends because they're in you can hit that

1946
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,639
Speaker 1: local thing who's around you, and so you don't only

1947
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:53,080
Speaker 1: match with guys, but girls not so much. I had

1948
01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:56,400
Speaker 1: a guy that I was like dying to, like, I

1949
01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:58,599
Speaker 1: like knew of him, celebrity I knew of and I

1950
01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:01,599
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, if that that chance ever happened,

1951
01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:04,400
Speaker 1: that would be cool, right see him on RYA. I

1952
01:33:04,439 --> 01:33:06,720
Speaker 1: liked him like years ago. I mean, I've been on

1953
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:09,519
Speaker 1: that app for so long. And then it like sometimes

1954
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:11,840
Speaker 1: people don't see your face for years, or they just

1955
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:14,639
Speaker 1: get desperate enough that they finally click the heart or whatever.

1956
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,160
Speaker 1: And it's someone that I had met in passing but

1957
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 1: didn't even think like anything was there. And then we

1958
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:23,759
Speaker 1: both we matched, and I was like, oh my god,

1959
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:26,920
Speaker 1: like this guy is definitely into me. And then I

1960
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:29,120
Speaker 1: followed through on it to be like, got a little

1961
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:31,840
Speaker 1: bit flirty and he's like, oh no, I just was

1962
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:34,120
Speaker 1: like saying hi to a friend, like that's what you

1963
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,840
Speaker 1: do on Ryan when you matched, and I'm like, no,

1964
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:39,320
Speaker 1: you don't. I thought, you know, I think the move

1965
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:41,519
Speaker 1: would be this you send him on Instagram. I just

1966
01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:45,439
Speaker 1: saw you on rya you I think if you wanted

1967
01:33:45,479 --> 01:33:49,439
Speaker 1: to say hi, because that's embarrassing. That sucks that Bobby.

1968
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:51,760
Speaker 1: He wrote, Okay, so we matched and I was like,

1969
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, and I thought maybe he's just doing

1970
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:56,360
Speaker 1: the friendly match thing, and then he wrote, this is

1971
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:59,679
Speaker 1: really exciting, nick This is very exciting, Nikki. What would

1972
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:02,360
Speaker 1: you think inc Well, I do love the Google dolls,

1973
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:09,360
Speaker 1: so it be I would be like, that's fantastic. Oh,

1974
01:34:09,439 --> 01:34:11,880
Speaker 1: and so the new rule for me is if I

1975
01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:13,720
Speaker 1: see a guy on these apps that I'm friends with it,

1976
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:15,519
Speaker 1: I would never really want to bang. I would just

1977
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:18,240
Speaker 1: I would rather just exit, not even have it. I

1978
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:20,360
Speaker 1: don't want to do the high we're both on this app.

1979
01:34:20,439 --> 01:34:24,040
Speaker 1: Isn't this funny and we're friends. Unless it's a friend

1980
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:26,679
Speaker 1: that you're just like, maybe we want like that, I'll

1981
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:28,400
Speaker 1: do it. So if you match with me on Ryan,

1982
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:30,120
Speaker 1: I just know that I mean business. Have you ever

1983
01:34:30,160 --> 01:34:33,360
Speaker 1: matched with Jeremy Piven? No, because I would never swipe

1984
01:34:33,439 --> 01:34:36,599
Speaker 1: right on him. Did her hipopop up your feet? Yes?

1985
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:40,120
Speaker 1: He has. Um. There's a girl from a TV show

1986
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:44,439
Speaker 1: and we matched show I'm a big fan of and

1987
01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:46,160
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, and I don't want to act

1988
01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:48,479
Speaker 1: like I don't know who she is. That's the worst

1989
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:51,479
Speaker 1: as if you're like lying, yeah, never heard of you.

1990
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:53,600
Speaker 1: And she's that she's super funny on the show that

1991
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:55,200
Speaker 1: I really like, And I was like, hey, I'm a

1992
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:56,720
Speaker 1: big fan of your work, because I don't think there's

1993
01:34:56,720 --> 01:35:00,240
Speaker 1: anthing wrong with saying that, And and I'll had more

1994
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:03,400
Speaker 1: Instagram followers in her, so I'm more famous, so she

1995
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:06,960
Speaker 1: should be heavy your messaging. She said, Oh, you actually

1996
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:09,800
Speaker 1: sent me a nice message. That's nice because Jeremy Paven

1997
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:14,840
Speaker 1: sent me this and she shot it back. Really, oh god,

1998
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:17,479
Speaker 1: I hear the worst stories about him. I don't know him.

1999
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying i've heard a couple in that realm

2000
01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:23,639
Speaker 1: not good. Oh, I can't wait to hear. You matched

2001
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:26,280
Speaker 1: with a friend of mine and um, I matched. Yeah,

2002
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:28,080
Speaker 1: you matched and we're like d m NG with a

2003
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:31,040
Speaker 1: friend of mine and she shared it with me, and um,

2004
01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:35,600
Speaker 1: you were really nice. I'm nice. Yeah, I think I

2005
01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:37,320
Speaker 1: don't like. I'm not like. I think you used a

2006
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:40,519
Speaker 1: line that like maybe was said on me once and

2007
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:43,680
Speaker 1: it wasn't a line, but it was. It was it

2008
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:45,639
Speaker 1: was a sentiment of something that I was like, Ah,

2009
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:47,840
Speaker 1: that's a bomber to see that something that you thought

2010
01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:51,280
Speaker 1: was for you. I don't know that that's true. It wasn't.

2011
01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:55,479
Speaker 1: It wasn't on this is my show. Now, I am

2012
01:35:55,520 --> 01:36:01,680
Speaker 1: the captain. I can't remember lie. I don't think you like.

2013
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:06,920
Speaker 1: I am the captain now, okay, Sorry, I must have

2014
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:11,160
Speaker 1: felt something to say something because I can't remember lies

2015
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:13,600
Speaker 1: because I would, I'll get caught in them all the

2016
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:16,880
Speaker 1: time because I talk everywhere, and so if I said it.

2017
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I must have. I don't know what. I don't even

2018
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:22,640
Speaker 1: know it was right. No, no, no, you did feel it.

2019
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:24,439
Speaker 1: It's it's just a thing to say to a girl

2020
01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:27,519
Speaker 1: that I thought. I didn't mean. I don't I didn't

2021
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:31,640
Speaker 1: never met her. Yeah, no, no, but yeah she was.

2022
01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:33,840
Speaker 1: I was like doing some show and she was like,

2023
01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:36,400
Speaker 1: do you know Bobby Bones he was on Dancing with

2024
01:36:36,439 --> 01:36:38,519
Speaker 1: the Stars. And I was like yeah. She was like,

2025
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:40,320
Speaker 1: I just matched with him on this thing. And she

2026
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 1: was like, and we've been talking and she I did

2027
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:46,519
Speaker 1: not ask to see any even and she showed me everything.

2028
01:36:47,479 --> 01:36:51,000
Speaker 1: I don't like, send up everything. Here's my balls, everything,

2029
01:36:51,479 --> 01:36:54,720
Speaker 1: I saw every I saw all your organs. No, I

2030
01:36:54,760 --> 01:36:56,800
Speaker 1: saw I just saw the chat. It was nice. You

2031
01:36:56,840 --> 01:37:00,519
Speaker 1: were definitely not a creep star and nless that's the

2032
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:04,400
Speaker 1: maybe I should be creepier because I don't do well. Yeah,

2033
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:07,400
Speaker 1: but I don't even want to hear this. Okay, why

2034
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:09,599
Speaker 1: don't you do well? Because I'm not like, hey, come

2035
01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:13,960
Speaker 1: over and let's let's take the sausage trained to Naperville.

2036
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,639
Speaker 1: I don't know what a guy saying that a thing?

2037
01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:20,760
Speaker 1: Come over all, I'll leave some poort grinds after I'm done,

2038
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:24,080
Speaker 1: and I don't know. I'm so I'm just like, let

2039
01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:26,559
Speaker 1: me just be nice to people and to see where

2040
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:30,120
Speaker 1: it goes. But I'm not aggressive enough sometimes, right right,

2041
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:34,559
Speaker 1: right right? Yeah, no, I know. So Okay, now I'm

2042
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,600
Speaker 1: gonna all way back to the very beginning sentiment of

2043
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:40,200
Speaker 1: this whole whole show. We have an arc. Went to

2044
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:47,559
Speaker 1: the club last night? What you did? What we talked

2045
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:49,880
Speaker 1: about this at the beginning of you went to the

2046
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:54,040
Speaker 1: comedy club. I'm like, waiting, why did you go to show? Okay?

2047
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,719
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, that's I went to the club.

2048
01:37:55,880 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 1: Remember when the clubs are still a thing. There are

2049
01:37:57,880 --> 01:38:00,519
Speaker 1: people when I hear club, it just means Homni club

2050
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:03,040
Speaker 1: to me. But okay, to the club, and you said,

2051
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:07,559
Speaker 1: do you dance? Forever I didn't. Now I feel like

2052
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:10,719
Speaker 1: if I'm dancing good or bad, it doesn't matter because

2053
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:14,479
Speaker 1: I'm the champ. True. And if people are like, oh,

2054
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:18,360
Speaker 1: you can't dance, it's like, sorry, I have them freaking mirrorball. Yeah,

2055
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:20,400
Speaker 1: what do you mean I can't dance? I have it

2056
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:25,280
Speaker 1: right here. It's actually it's in the bathroom. My security

2057
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:27,280
Speaker 1: guys holding onto it. He'll bring that at any time

2058
01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:30,559
Speaker 1: and so I don't mind the weird thing about dancing Now,

2059
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:33,479
Speaker 1: people will ask me one in airport's sometimes, hey, we

2060
01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:37,240
Speaker 1: do a dance or two. Um, if I'm at the club,

2061
01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:39,639
Speaker 1: they'll record, they record me dancing all the time. That's fun.

2062
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:42,840
Speaker 1: Dancing is so fun when you really let yourself do it.

2063
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:44,519
Speaker 1: It is a black That's why it's fun. You have

2064
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:45,760
Speaker 1: to really let yourself to do it. Not worry about

2065
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:47,519
Speaker 1: if you're good or not. No, you can't worry because

2066
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:50,160
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not. I'm pretty. I'm the champ though,

2067
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:52,200
Speaker 1: because I am. You are the champ, but you're not good.

2068
01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:57,240
Speaker 1: But I'm the chance you You did it, but you're

2069
01:38:57,320 --> 01:39:00,360
Speaker 1: no One would say like, that's good dancing. Yeah they

2070
01:39:00,360 --> 01:39:04,639
Speaker 1: did when they game, they actually did. Yeah, yeah, you know, Bobby,

2071
01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:06,760
Speaker 1: I actually was very impressed by you. You used to

2072
01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:10,320
Speaker 1: um before the first show. We would send each other

2073
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:13,240
Speaker 1: our practice videos, and I remember you being like, mind

2074
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:14,400
Speaker 1: so bad, I don't even want to send it. I

2075
01:39:14,439 --> 01:39:15,680
Speaker 1: don't want to send it. And then you'd send it

2076
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:18,840
Speaker 1: and be like he knows what, he's good, he's fine,

2077
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:23,120
Speaker 1: he'll get through, he won't win. But I was so insulted.

2078
01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:25,200
Speaker 1: This is the Boman and solved. This is the most

2079
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:29,240
Speaker 1: I've ever been insulted by you. Okay, really, yeah, I've

2080
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:31,000
Speaker 1: told you the story, but you're not gonna know. I

2081
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:33,679
Speaker 1: was so hurt by it. It was week two Dancing

2082
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:36,439
Speaker 1: with the Stars and you were doing it's the story

2083
01:39:36,479 --> 01:39:39,360
Speaker 1: about your week and your show, and you predicted the

2084
01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:42,200
Speaker 1: winner and you didn't pick me even had a friendship

2085
01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:46,120
Speaker 1: pick Milo. No, why would I pick you just because

2086
01:39:46,200 --> 01:39:48,719
Speaker 1: no one thought you would win? Bobby? But I kept

2087
01:39:48,760 --> 01:39:52,280
Speaker 1: telling you, I'm going to when you say things to me,

2088
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:55,120
Speaker 1: I trust you. Because of that moment, I didn't believe

2089
01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:58,000
Speaker 1: in you. I didn't trust you. I didn't I thought

2090
01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,519
Speaker 1: you were crazy to think that you would in. I

2091
01:40:00,520 --> 01:40:02,600
Speaker 1: saw the twinkle in your eye, and I thought, this

2092
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:04,720
Speaker 1: guy's nuts. If he thinks he's gonna win, there's just

2093
01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:08,200
Speaker 1: no way. It's never happened before. And then you broke

2094
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:11,080
Speaker 1: the show, Bobby, like what that show has been on

2095
01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:13,000
Speaker 1: twenty seventh season and no one who was a bad

2096
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:17,439
Speaker 1: dancer has ever won. Okay, but I was insulted, and

2097
01:40:17,439 --> 01:40:19,559
Speaker 1: I told you, but you were honest. Why would I

2098
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:23,320
Speaker 1: ever have thought you would win? No one did. Yes,

2099
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 1: I I cared for you, and you were my friend

2100
01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:35,000
Speaker 1: outside Shove dark Horse. You know what a glad you won.

2101
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm glad you made it to the finals

2102
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:39,679
Speaker 1: because that meant I got to go back. But um,

2103
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:41,360
Speaker 1: it was nice to see you when it was nice

2104
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:43,559
Speaker 1: to be there for that. I just remember it was

2105
01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:47,000
Speaker 1: just I remember where I was when they said your name.

2106
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:49,160
Speaker 1: Was like walking down the stairs to like make my

2107
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:52,040
Speaker 1: way down to the and I remember looking at um

2108
01:40:52,040 --> 01:40:54,280
Speaker 1: who did I look at? I think it was my

2109
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:57,519
Speaker 1: radio producer and we would just go, oh God, like

2110
01:40:57,680 --> 01:41:00,759
Speaker 1: we like just like it happened. I can'tfully of it happened.

2111
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:05,559
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. One was that like the best night of

2112
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:11,120
Speaker 1: your life? I was really tired, And no, I don't

2113
01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:13,599
Speaker 1: think it was. I think it was um a week later,

2114
01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:15,519
Speaker 1: it was pretty cool. What was the best night of

2115
01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:17,320
Speaker 1: your life? Now that I asked that, do you like?

2116
01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:21,880
Speaker 1: What's been the most joyous moment for I enjoy doing

2117
01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:24,000
Speaker 1: things that I never thought I would be able to

2118
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:27,479
Speaker 1: do as a kid. Yes, So when the governor invited

2119
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:29,720
Speaker 1: me to the mansion to talk me out running for

2120
01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:32,040
Speaker 1: governor of Arkansas, and I had through this big party,

2121
01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:33,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was for me, but it was

2122
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:35,040
Speaker 1: for me, it was dinner. It was the huge they

2123
01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:37,960
Speaker 1: brought up. Um. I was like, Oh, this is the

2124
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:39,640
Speaker 1: coolest thing you've ever got to do. Because when you're

2125
01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:43,439
Speaker 1: a kid in Arkansas, you don't the governor. You may

2126
01:41:43,479 --> 01:41:46,760
Speaker 1: see him drive by and he envited and then he

2127
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,800
Speaker 1: pulled me and I was like, hey, what are you doing.

2128
01:41:49,439 --> 01:41:52,200
Speaker 1: You're not run for governor. It was kind of that thing,

2129
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:54,600
Speaker 1: like are you really It's just and so that was

2130
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:57,080
Speaker 1: really cool for me. That's not so much the talking

2131
01:41:57,120 --> 01:41:59,479
Speaker 1: about politics because I will probably be the governor of

2132
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:03,240
Speaker 1: Arkansas and maybe president, but I do why where are

2133
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:06,840
Speaker 1: you going? I'm not kidding when I say that, I

2134
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:09,720
Speaker 1: know you're not. And I just said Bobby that the

2135
01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:11,800
Speaker 1: next time you tell me that you are going to

2136
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:14,599
Speaker 1: do something, I'm gonna believe you. And so, you know what,

2137
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:17,599
Speaker 1: I believe you. I believe that you will be president

2138
01:42:17,720 --> 01:42:20,000
Speaker 1: some day. If you want to be, you can be.

2139
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:24,960
Speaker 1: I think so too. What the heck you want to

2140
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:28,240
Speaker 1: be president? I don't know, Bobby, don't be president. I

2141
01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:30,160
Speaker 1: don't know. I want to be where I can actually

2142
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:33,679
Speaker 1: be happy. Movie. I want happiness for you being president.

2143
01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:39,400
Speaker 1: It's just too much work. Just enjoy your life. It's

2144
01:42:39,439 --> 01:42:43,519
Speaker 1: just don't be president, Bobby. I know you could. I'll

2145
01:42:43,600 --> 01:42:46,960
Speaker 1: vote for you. Dancing Knight was great. That Governor Knight

2146
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:51,400
Speaker 1: was great. Mike, will you get in on this? Don't president?

2147
01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:54,840
Speaker 1: The Radio Hall of Fame was great. When when they

2148
01:42:54,880 --> 01:42:57,040
Speaker 1: inducted into that, they even they call me Bobby Jones.

2149
01:42:57,200 --> 01:43:00,559
Speaker 1: He literally did, I'm inducted. It's me and eight year old.

2150
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:03,600
Speaker 1: Give me a break, and they call me Bobby Jones. Um,

2151
01:43:03,680 --> 01:43:05,240
Speaker 1: and then oh, here's what I was gonna bring up,

2152
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:07,040
Speaker 1: and we're done. We're not gonna pack. I get on airplane.

2153
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:10,599
Speaker 1: I know. I had a freaking go on work tonight. Um.

2154
01:43:10,720 --> 01:43:13,880
Speaker 1: We're both huge Howard Stern fans, and I've thanked on

2155
01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:16,960
Speaker 1: both of my books, and I just I've been a

2156
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:20,479
Speaker 1: die hard Howard starting fan. And when you've been on

2157
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:22,200
Speaker 1: the show, that's nothing. I'm jealous. That's what it was.

2158
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:24,759
Speaker 1: You got to go on the show. It was amazing.

2159
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:27,680
Speaker 1: It's so jealous. And I listened and I was so

2160
01:43:27,720 --> 01:43:30,439
Speaker 1: happy for you because you were so funny. Thanks man. Yeah,

2161
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:34,000
Speaker 1: he laughed a lot. It was nice. It was that

2162
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:36,240
Speaker 1: was that was my the best moment of my career.

2163
01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:40,080
Speaker 1: I think like I was actually happier for you than

2164
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:42,280
Speaker 1: I watched. Jealous. I honestly want to write a book

2165
01:43:42,320 --> 01:43:44,200
Speaker 1: just so I can go on Howard starting to promote it,

2166
01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:46,840
Speaker 1: like I'm working on projects to figure out a way

2167
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:49,320
Speaker 1: to get back in studio with him. Yeah, we're And

2168
01:43:49,360 --> 01:43:51,320
Speaker 1: then he talked about you though, like I listened to

2169
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:54,519
Speaker 1: that recently, that, which was super cool, because so cool.

2170
01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:57,920
Speaker 1: He's mentioned me before and like like taking little pops,

2171
01:43:57,920 --> 01:44:00,320
Speaker 1: like what does this this kid do? You know? But

2172
01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:02,840
Speaker 1: it's still it's how it's freaking acknowledging your existence. Oh,

2173
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:05,519
Speaker 1: it's so it's still great he knows you exist. But

2174
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:09,320
Speaker 1: then yeah, he talked, he said nice things about you. Yeah,

2175
01:44:09,439 --> 01:44:11,360
Speaker 1: and I just kept what appruptive to do what he

2176
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:14,640
Speaker 1: does and it's like talking, but he didn't and he

2177
01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:17,680
Speaker 1: just moved on. And it was almost like the oh,

2178
01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:19,599
Speaker 1: I was listening to it with my buddy Andrew because

2179
01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:20,920
Speaker 1: you had sent over the because I was like, he

2180
01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:22,760
Speaker 1: talked about you, this word. I just missed it. I

2181
01:44:22,800 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 1: had been listening that morning and I guess I had

2182
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:26,439
Speaker 1: gone to work right before we started talking about you,

2183
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:28,320
Speaker 1: and you were like, hey, you had mentioned it, and

2184
01:44:28,320 --> 01:44:30,320
Speaker 1: I was like, send it to me. And then Andrew.

2185
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,280
Speaker 1: My friend Andrew and I listened and we were like

2186
01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:34,680
Speaker 1: jumping up and down like you had one dancing with

2187
01:44:34,720 --> 01:44:37,320
Speaker 1: the start. Like That's how excited I was, because as

2188
01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:41,599
Speaker 1: a stern fan, I understand the magnitude which that kind

2189
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:44,400
Speaker 1: of acknowledgement from him brings just in my heart. Not

2190
01:44:44,439 --> 01:44:49,000
Speaker 1: even people heard it was just like, so, it's the best.

2191
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:51,000
Speaker 1: You'll get on there someday too. You you can have

2192
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:54,240
Speaker 1: everything you want. But okay, he's saying, Bobby Jones, you

2193
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:56,799
Speaker 1: can do any Bobby Jones can do anything that Bobby

2194
01:44:56,840 --> 01:44:58,519
Speaker 1: Jones wants. What were they what do they call me?

2195
01:44:58,560 --> 01:45:03,599
Speaker 1: A gospel singer? Recently it was oh so I hosted

2196
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:05,200
Speaker 1: an American Idol for Ryan and Ryan got sick, and

2197
01:45:05,200 --> 01:45:07,360
Speaker 1: they were like in American hosted this week by gospel

2198
01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:11,840
Speaker 1: singer Bobby because Bobby Jones is a gospel singer. Oh,

2199
01:45:12,320 --> 01:45:14,800
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like, you probably could win like

2200
01:45:15,080 --> 01:45:17,960
Speaker 1: gospel singing with the stars like you will do, You'll do,

2201
01:45:18,600 --> 01:45:21,280
Speaker 1: you could do that. You could be a gospel singer. Okay, um,

2202
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:25,439
Speaker 1: if you want it, Nikki, it has been a great pleasure.

2203
01:45:25,680 --> 01:45:27,320
Speaker 1: Let me sit here. Some dates coming out for Nicky

2204
01:45:27,320 --> 01:45:30,600
Speaker 1: real quick. I didn't even really look at anything had

2205
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:34,080
Speaker 1: written none. In Chicago, you've been playing Tarya Hall. Yes,

2206
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:35,920
Speaker 1: that's not a is that a class A club? That's

2207
01:45:35,920 --> 01:45:39,599
Speaker 1: not that's the theater. Yeah, the Wilbur and I'll play

2208
01:45:40,160 --> 01:45:45,080
Speaker 1: Wilbur's cool. It's good. Yeah, that's great. Saturday. Yeah, Comedy

2209
01:45:45,080 --> 01:45:47,040
Speaker 1: Seller in New York City. That's crazy. You'll do like

2210
01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:51,479
Speaker 1: six or seven um sets a night sometimes driving around

2211
01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:55,280
Speaker 1: New York. But for anyone, because want in Chicago and Boston,

2212
01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:57,559
Speaker 1: um not even this is the show, but uh Ty

2213
01:45:57,640 --> 01:46:01,479
Speaker 1: Hall May three, Wilbur Theater and Bosston May four, Comedy

2214
01:46:01,479 --> 01:46:05,800
Speaker 1: Settler in New York on May five, and uh Instagram

2215
01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:08,200
Speaker 1: and I'm spell like kk I G L A S

2216
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:11,320
Speaker 1: E R. Yes, people may put a Z there. Yeah,

2217
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:15,160
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that. Thank you, thank you, Bobby.

2218
01:46:15,280 --> 01:46:17,120
Speaker 1: There we go, Mike, thank you very much. Epis one

2219
01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:20,000
Speaker 1: seventy fourth, thank you. Thank