1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: All week long, We've been inundated with dms from our listeners, 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 1: not just the usual ones, asking us to send them 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: weird picks. A lot of people wondering if we've seen 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: Elisee Meyer's video where she shared a story about the 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:19,159 Speaker 1: worst first date that she's ever been on. Oh I 6 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: did see. 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god, so many people have said it to me. 8 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 2: I love that they think of us as soon as 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 2: they see it. 10 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, totally dating show. Yeah, on the show, we've heard 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: about a ton of really bad first dates, and so 12 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: I think I was in the same boat as you guys. 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 1: When I first heard people saying like, oh, Jeff, this 14 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: girl had such a bad date, you gotta see, I 15 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 1: was like, uh huh, yeah, I mean, how bad could 16 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: it be? 17 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 3: Dude? Her story it made me laugh, yad. 18 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 2: I was dying laughing watching her video. 19 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: I was saying, last time that I checked it, it had 20 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: forty five thousand comments, two point five million likes, and 21 00:00:55,960 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: has been viewed over seventeen million times. I mean, how 22 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: many bad dates right day on this show And we're 23 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: not getting that type of like shares. That's a lot 24 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: of clouds. Yeah, So we're gonna play the audio of this. Oh, 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: it's so funny, it's pretty amazing. So for the first clip, 26 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: this is how Elisa's worst date ever starts. 27 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 2: This man messages me out of the blue, and he goes, 28 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 2: I like your face. Let's go get some food. I 29 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 2: love food. Are you my soulmate? He says, meet me 30 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 2: at my house. I will drive us to the restaurant together. 31 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 2: Why did we not just meet there? I have no idea. 32 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 2: I drive forty five minutes to his house. He's standing 33 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 2: outside of it. He walks up to my car and 34 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 2: he goes, I've lost my keys. Can you drive us there? 35 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 2: Should I have just left him right there and gone home? 36 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 3: Yes? 37 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 2: Did I? Absolutely not? He gets in starts giving me 38 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 2: turn by turn directions. He could have been leading me 39 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 2: to an abandoned warehouse and he still would have been 40 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 2: like left at this stop sign. Okay, I'm so been 41 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 2: there too, like in with respect, like why did I 42 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 2: agree to that? I'm glad that she owns up to him. 43 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like why did I do this? Totally? But 44 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: then the day does take kind of a weird turn 45 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: once she realizes that destination. 46 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,559 Speaker 2: We end up at a taco bell, which is fine. 47 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 2: I'm like dine in or drive through, and he's like 48 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 2: drive through and I'm like, great, he has a plan. 49 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 2: We get to the speaker and he just leans over 50 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 2: and goes, I would like one hundred hard shell tacos. 51 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 2: Thank you. We get to the window, he does one 52 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 2: of these numbers. I'm like, did you forget your wallet? 53 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 2: He's like yeah. He was like do you need me 54 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 2: to pay? He's like yeah. I'm like yeah, I buy 55 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 2: the one hundred tacos. And I'm like where to next? 56 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 2: And he goes back to my house and I was like, okay, 57 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,959 Speaker 2: this is happening. I'm just I'm committed to this. Now 58 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 2: it's happening. 59 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 60 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 2: I can't believe she did it. 61 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: Like, actually, here's the thing. You get so far. 62 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 2: Into a date, like you're just like, well. 63 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: Let's just say it to the if you're wondering, by 64 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: the way, what one hundred hard shell tacos cost. At 65 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: least paid one hundred and forty nine dollars seven cents 66 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: than that. She says it took the Taco bell staff 67 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: fifteen minutes to make all the tacos for them, so 68 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: fuck for them too. I didn't think of that. 69 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: To her. 70 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: It felt like an eternity because her date was talking 71 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 1: about his ex girlfriend the entire time. You're probably thinking, Okay, 72 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: the worst part's over. I've had to pay for this. 73 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: At least I get to eat a bunch of tacos. 74 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: She doesn't realize its true. It's about to get even weirder. 75 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 2: We get to his house. We walk in. His dad 76 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 2: is on the couch. I'm like, he lives with his dad. 77 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 2: It's fine. The hoops I am teleporting through to convince 78 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 2: myself that this decision that I have made is okay 79 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 2: is just wild. Walk past his dad into the kitchen. 80 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 2: He just starts emptying the boxes of tacos, just releasing 81 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 2: them onto the table, puts two chairs at the table, 82 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 2: sits down, and he just screams at the top of 83 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 2: his lungs. 84 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 3: Let's fast, Alexis, You're twenty four single and on the 85 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 3: dating apps, Like, if you found yourself in this situation, 86 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 3: what are you thinking? 87 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Why did she go in 88 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 1: the house? 89 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 2: Dude? You can't say anything, but I'd. 90 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 3: Probably go in. 91 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: Has ended up in situations with three different guys all 92 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: at the same time because she doesn't know who to 93 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: say no to. 94 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I guess i'd probably eat the takers 95 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 2: in the house. 96 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: And I don't know. I don't even know how it 97 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: can get better, So it seems like I can't get 98 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: any worse than this. How does the nightmare first date end? 99 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 2: I am just calmly unwrapping my taco and taking a 100 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 2: bite of it. We are eating hard shell tacos in 101 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 2: complete silence. You can hear both of us chewing. It's 102 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 2: absolute chaos. The dad walks up grabs a taco. There's 103 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 2: a hundred of them, we have so many to spare. 104 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 2: He's eating over us, just like standing. Doesn't sit, stands 105 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 2: right next to the table, crunch his mouthful. He just 106 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 2: looks at me and he goes, do you want to 107 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 2: see my studio? And I was like, I have never 108 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 2: wanted to see anything less in my entire life. It 109 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 2: was that moment that I decided this date was completely over, 110 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 2: or else I was going to be killed. I am 111 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 2: now just like collecting the tacos because I paid for them. 112 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 2: I walk out with boxes of tacos in my purse. 113 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 2: I look back and I was like, thank you for 114 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 2: this experience. You will never hear from me again. 115 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: Why do I love this story just over and over again. 116 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: It's so good, it's so relatable. Is it petty that 117 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 1: she took the tagos with her? 118 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 3: Proud of her? Do you think that that was the 119 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 3: smartest decision she made? 120 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 1: Yes, because if you have a weird dad trying to 121 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: show you a studio, who. 122 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 2: Knows what else in the studio of what? 123 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be music, it could be an art studio. 124 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: I don't think it's any of those things. You don't 125 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: think he was an artist. 126 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:40,239 Speaker 3: I don't. 127 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: I think she should have gone down the rabbit hole. 128 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,039 Speaker 1: I mean she's already in the apartment. I mean, you know, 129 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: it's like creepy miniature figures. Yeah. I guess we'll never 130 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: know because Elise was too scared. Good job, Elise, human skinny. 131 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 2: Okay, if I ended up in the situation you want 132 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 2: me to go all the way to definitely you. 133 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 3: Need to talk about all the show. 134 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 2: Both of you would never survive as females. You would 135 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 2: have been killed off in the opening. 136 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: Sea, but we'd have one hundred tacos a piece, So 137 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: I think we win. By the way, if you ever 138 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,679 Speaker 1: find yourself in that situation, you can always email us too. Yes, 139 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: this is perfect for a second date. Update Okay, absolutely. 140 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 2: I don't know if she wants another date with that guy. 141 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 2: I was going to say Battle of the Tinder Day. 142 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: No, I meant for the guy. Oh yeah, he's probably wondering. 143 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 1: I don't know why I could have been imagined it's 144 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,159 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.