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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank

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Speaker 1: phone call Shirley. It's time to baptize some people. It's

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Speaker 1: called mobile baptismal pool mobile baptisma. We come to you

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Speaker 1: and you ignorant, you do, come to your house and baptize.

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Speaker 1: That's what we do. Hit it. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach the Mr Wilson. How you do? How you doing?

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Speaker 1: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh

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Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and

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Speaker 1: do some services to for for you by some friends

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Speaker 1: of yours, and we wanted to actually call and see

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Speaker 1: about scheduling and see what you had available, uh, some

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Speaker 1: some services. What y'all playing on clensin grad What you do?

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Speaker 1: What kind of services you had? Actually, sir, you've got

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Speaker 1: some friends that have actually spent a great amount of

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Speaker 1: money on you. And what we do is UM we

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Speaker 1: have a baptismal on wheels service. And what we do

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Speaker 1: is we go and we um we baptize people at

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Speaker 1: their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's a new

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Speaker 1: UM company, but we've we've baptized over a thousand people.

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Speaker 1: Now we have a truck with it which actually has

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Speaker 1: a baptismal pool on the back of it, and we

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Speaker 1: actually come to your home and we will baptize you

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Speaker 1: in your driveway and and make you hold again. So

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Speaker 1: we've hostess brother Water again. I'm sorry, Water Springwater. What

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Speaker 1: you want to come to my house and give me

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Speaker 1: a baptism in my front yard. We want to baptize

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Speaker 1: you right there in your drive where your friends are

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Speaker 1: paid for the services. And my friend, my friend will

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Speaker 1: pay for me to get baptized. I think baptized are

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Speaker 1: already well from my understanding, sir that but then that

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Speaker 1: you you've had some some bumps and bruises and and

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Speaker 1: and they seem to uh to believe that you need

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Speaker 1: to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good, that's all.

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Speaker 1: That's all. It's all good. I mean things are I

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Speaker 1: mean think that matter that it made man. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh,

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Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up

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Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say

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Speaker 1: you can a baptize me, that that doesn't make any

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Speaker 1: sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sometimes when some

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Speaker 1: people are not able to go to the House of

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Speaker 1: the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a

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Speaker 1: lot more convenient for you, But we cannoctually need no convenience.

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Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience. What I need convenience for

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Speaker 1: you asking me to come to my house on a

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Speaker 1: Tuesday to baptize me in my drawway? Does that make

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Speaker 1: any sense to you? Brother water? I mean, come on,

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Speaker 1: if you really sit back and think about it, does

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Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? First of all, so

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Speaker 1: that that's that's that's brother spring water. But what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to what I'm trying to say, the water is

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Speaker 1: holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me.

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Speaker 1: You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in

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Speaker 1: front of mine. So what is all that ain't this is?

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Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about that don't

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Speaker 1: give me them what my prayers are telling you? Man

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Speaker 1: and anybody which which one of my friends gonna wor

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Speaker 1: to me and you to come to my damn out

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Speaker 1: So I and if I don't do, let me that

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Speaker 1: you don't even make any sense to me, you understand.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell

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Speaker 1: you who actually uh between the liberty because of my

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Speaker 1: damn house cat baptize me, but you can't tell me

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Speaker 1: who the hell I gonna see you. But you're out there.

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Speaker 1: What may come all? You don't even call that that

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Speaker 1: makes sense for you. God, come on, that doesn't make

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Speaker 1: any no way in the world. I'm gonna allow you

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Speaker 1: to come and bring your phone in front of my

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Speaker 1: house and baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask and

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Speaker 1: you supposed to be a pastor, you supposed to be baptized.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you. Okay, what's a friend of mine is

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Speaker 1: sending you, you know, letting you know I need to

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Speaker 1: be done. You'll tell you out at liberty to all

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Speaker 1: I want to know. Basically, I've already been paid. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm coming in taking I'm not tizing mem backtime. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man,

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Speaker 1: I tell you, what, did you come to my house

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Speaker 1: in front of my drive You better bring the old congregation,

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Speaker 1: you understand you let it bring the Satons, the brothers,

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Speaker 1: the sisters, and they in my head. If you think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be got tire of the problem. This is

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Speaker 1: what your friends are talking about. This is why you

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Speaker 1: need to be baptized and cleans it again and washed

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Speaker 1: in the blood of the lambs. This is what's wrong.

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Speaker 1: You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: Mr Wilton, what's wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with

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Speaker 1: you is call me and let amround what they're telling me.

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Speaker 1: I need to be back high in front of my house.

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Speaker 1: If I need to be backtamp, don't get some only water,

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Speaker 1: I go down to the church. I don't need you

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Speaker 1: come in front of my house all er. We are

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Speaker 1: you afraid of some white sheets calling my winter bats athlete?

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Speaker 1: That for mom understanding, for my understanding, for my understanding.

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Speaker 1: Mr Wilson, you missed two Sunday is already this month

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Speaker 1: shunning this man. I can't go anyone and get the one.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you coming head because you tell him

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Speaker 1: I missed two damn sun Just I'm gonna miss sing

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Speaker 1: too because the fun I ain't coming off. Sure. All

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Speaker 1: I know is I've been paid to do a job.

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Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

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Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on

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Speaker 1: two before you will. I tell you what you're curning

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Speaker 1: my seven o'clock and morning, I swell on your lord,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bust you. You understand me. You were not

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Speaker 1: cunning my house, turning me. You would have got tip dow.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a dam who paid you. You understand

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Speaker 1: I was trying your in awards matter, stop out, bringing

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Speaker 1: you your teachers, everybody. We're gonna don't fool part you

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Speaker 1: that you understand. I'm get all of this, ain't goer

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Speaker 1: and all of this did these problems you have within you?

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Speaker 1: We are going to purge your body and get it

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Speaker 1: out your system. I don't want your pleas to me.

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Speaker 1: I tell you, I tell you what, brother, swing water.

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Speaker 1: That's a brother, bring water on it. You're gonna GETTI

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday morning. I don't give a dam who pays you,

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Speaker 1: who calmed you? Bringing you know I'm gonna I care

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Speaker 1: to kill you. I'm gonna trying y'all safe. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you when

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Speaker 1: you live. You gotta matter. I'm missing you ain't got

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Speaker 1: to say to me. I gotta go. You understand you

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Speaker 1: ain't man. I want to say to you as you

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Speaker 1: listening to me. Whatnot? This is nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

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Speaker 1: boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check yoursething, man, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something boy, y'all y'all was by bras

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Speaker 1: so man I head man, I was about to act

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Speaker 1: by crib you're stand me what y'all ain't got just

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Speaker 1: better to do? Didn't sit around here and just with

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Speaker 1: could give me with this He who the hell goes

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Speaker 1: around that tide of people? All? That's like middles A

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Speaker 1: will baptized people with a poll on the back. Want sift?

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Speaker 1: I got? I ask you something. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Man? You know it's the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning the Show. See, that's how you baptize

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Speaker 1: forget going to church. Now exactly when they don't make

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Speaker 1: it to the church. You know, we bring the baptismal

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Speaker 1: to you. That's actually a good idea. And we're in

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Speaker 1: the driving away man. Yeah, we're baptized. You go to

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Speaker 1: work in the morning. Yeah, and get you get your

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Speaker 1: save on, we get to save on right there. We

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Speaker 1: cleanse you right there in the driveway. Won't We won't

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Speaker 1: to do it. Money will, and will he won't