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Speaker 1: We're going to be a different person. At the end

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Speaker 1: brand best Yeah, brand new second date update coming up,

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Speaker 1: of course, laser stories. Oh, Jeff's song of the week. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not to ruin it, but the plant Daddy is okay.

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Speaker 1: They're going to be very happy with this song. And

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Speaker 1: we always love to start with a comment.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and Bixie said, oh mg, I just figured out

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Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. My husband showed me

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Speaker 1: about him is that, Hey, thanks for being here, Thanks

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Speaker 1: for commenting, and your full new hour starts right now.

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Speaker 2: We're living in the era of reboots and remakes. Hey, Yes,

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Speaker 2: we are Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I mean,

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Speaker 2: if it was pop twenty to thirty years ago, they

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Speaker 2: will bring it back again and do it, probably slightly

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Speaker 2: worse this time. They did it with Baywatch Murder. She wrote.

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Speaker 2: Telephone lines are making a comeback somehow, they are.

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Speaker 1: They're hot right now. You know, we have Wi Fi

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Speaker 2: Even Harry Potter is getting remade as a TV show,

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Speaker 2: this time with more CGI snogging.

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Speaker 3: Kind of not mad at that one.

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Speaker 1: The little kids that they cast are so.

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Speaker 4: I imagine the CGI possibilities.

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Speaker 2: Now it's gonna look so good. But I never thought

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Speaker 2: anybody would be desperate enough to reboot an old TV commercial.

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Speaker 3: But that's actually happening.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Please don't tell me the Budweiser frogs

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Speaker 1: are back.

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Speaker 3: It's not them. Take a listen. He is the most

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Speaker 5: I don't always drink beer, but when I do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, remember the most interesting man in the world. I

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Speaker 1: He went away for two years.

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Speaker 2: He's been gone.

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Speaker 1: He's been gone.

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Speaker 2: That law the market stuck. But yeah, he was that popular.

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Speaker 2: They decided we gotta bring him back, same actor for

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Speaker 2: another run of Bats.

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Speaker 4: You didn't seem a little older, So.

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Speaker 2: He was sixty at the time of the original ass

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Speaker 2: So you know, it's a good sign when a company

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Speaker 2: to promote beer drinking. Yay, guy, do you remember beer?

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Speaker 4: You want to drink? So where am I?

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Speaker 1: They know that the old people are the only ones

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Speaker 2: Although if I'm watching an octogenarian riding a jet ski

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Speaker 2: might want to crack open at dose Ekis too and

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Speaker 1: I mean, if that's what the retired life looks like

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Speaker 2: Good, I'm in now. I know we may not have

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Speaker 2: the most interesting people on this show, but we do

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Speaker 2: have the world's least interesting segment shop collar question of

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Radio Digital, Jake, Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Everybody said, like Jeffrey just mentioned, dose Ekis is officially

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Speaker 4: bringing back the most interesting man in the world, one

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Speaker 4: That's why you're challenged today. You'll have to name some

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Speaker 4: with the woman who has the most interesting driving record

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Speaker 4: in the world, Alexis three. Your famous brand is Geico Insurance.

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Speaker 1: Names the Gecko. But I don't know his name. Oh Gecko.

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Speaker 4: So are you gonna say your answer is gecko? Gecko? Yeah, Gecko, Gecko.

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Speaker 4: Your famous brand is Pillsbury. Tell me the famous, possibly

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Speaker 3: Oh this is this is a deep cut?

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Speaker 1: He's the Pillsbury dough Boy.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? The Pillsbury dough boy? Who?

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Speaker 4: Don't know, maybe not would initials? Yes, too bad?

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Speaker 1: I have never heard that.

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Speaker 4: We're talking ad mascots. Yes, in the world and Jose

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Speaker 4: You're too good at these, Jose because all your trivia

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Speaker 4: on you. I'll give you the spokesperson's name. You have

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Speaker 1: I know that name Beckham, but bend them is like

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Speaker 4: It's literally deep in there. I have no idea what's

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Speaker 4: Three, five, and twelve are off the board. Sixteen your

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Speaker 4: famous brand is KFC. Yes, it's fingerliking good. But who

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Speaker 4: That would be correct, Colonel, I also need you to

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Speaker 2: He's from Kentucky. What's like the most Kentucky name I

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Speaker 4: Cord Ol Catfish Sanders is very incorrect. Shame Harlan Harland.

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Speaker 4: After all that, thanks to his photographic memory, Jose has

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Speaker 2: That means Jose gets to choose who gets shocked. They're

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Speaker 2: going to be singing closer by the Chainsmokers. Who's it

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Speaker 4: Jose Alexis get go?

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Speaker 1: Oh this brings me back to college frat basements. Okay, so,

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Speaker 2: Again?

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Speaker 3: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 5: Few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Remember when you were a kid and the classic money

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Speaker 3: Brook, ruining it for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Why are they letting rich people in on polls? You

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Speaker 2: To be clear, the majority of people do not have

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Speaker 2: The real average for fifty year olds is about three

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Speaker 1: It means that we're all working till ninety five years old,

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Speaker 2: So, since having a million dollars isn't quite what it

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Speaker 3: I'm happy.

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Speaker 1: And we're asking adults not kids this time, right, Yeah, this.

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Speaker 2: Is average people. The average person says they would feel

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This is like who you would want to date, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: This is like people feeling successful.

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Speaker 3: On their own.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So, any kids listening, remember, if you want to

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Speaker 2: feel like a winner.

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Speaker 3: Don't go into Radio.

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Speaker 2: User.

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Speaker 3: We're going to do Laser Stories right after this.

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Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that's on the verge of a

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Speaker 2: breakthrough product called Socksicles. He's just not sure if they

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Speaker 3: The development phase, but he's getting close.

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Speaker 2: Make sure to ask for your socksicle when the ice

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Speaker 2: cream Man comes around this year with Laser Stories, a

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Speaker 2: There's other frozen freaks, just don't his first laser story

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Speaker 2: So if being more care free is on your to

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Speaker 2: Google says searches for the word whimsy are at an

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Speaker 3: Wow, a year of whimsy.

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Speaker 2: Whimsy goals, and how to add more whimsy to your

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Speaker 2: Videos about being more whimsical are all over social media,

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Speaker 2: One influencer who's embracing whimsy said it's similar to dilly dallying,

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Speaker 1: This year?

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Speaker 2: Blazer Stroys has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 5: Monday, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Did you know back in two thousand and seven there

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Speaker 1: It was literally like the West. That's why he's playing

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Speaker 1: This one's going to be the best with it's the

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Speaker 2: Box Island, Box is the most of them are, you know,

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Speaker 1: Concept, bad ideas. I can think of one right now

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Speaker 2: Wow and Brooke, maybe a few have my other co

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Speaker 3: Let's go over them.

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Speaker 2: We'll start with number five, called Who's Your Daddy?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember, this is bad.

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Speaker 2: It was creating. We're just going on record these are

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Speaker 2: be clear. This one was created in two thousand and five.

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Speaker 1: It had to have been thought of after watching Like

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Speaker 2: The idea was contestants who were adopted when they were

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Speaker 1: So all the dads would trying to convince you that

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Speaker 4: For the first time your real dad.

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Speaker 2: You just gotta imagine they're like, I'm your daddy.

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Speaker 4: No way.

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Speaker 2: This next one happened in twenty fifteen. It was called

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Speaker 2: know you're gonna like this, Brook Brook wants to be

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Speaker 1: I would tell you I was pregnant in twenty fourteen

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Speaker 1: it scarred me. Why would you do that?

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Speaker 3: Totally?

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Speaker 2: But at the same time, like child, no no nature in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you learn a lot just by watching the show,

448
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 2: and maybe if they do well, kind of inspiring. Number three.

449
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 2: This one was produced by ice Cube in two thousand

450
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:36,959
Speaker 2: and six, around twenty years ago. It was called black

451
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: White all right, just black white, black white, So a

452
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 2: white family and a black family traded places with that

453
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 2: like living in each other's homes. But hold on, here's

454
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 2: where it gets even more uncomfortable. Body makeup was applied

455
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 2: in prosthetics so they could look more of the part,

456
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 2: and that way they could experience how the other half lives.

457
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: Can't immediately.

458
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: Back in the day where it's like anything goes and

459
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 2: you can't even go into details or try and speculate

460
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: what it might have been like, because even speculating is

461
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 2: too offensive.

462
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Speaker 1: There's definitely a reason why none of these clips have

463
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: gone viral. Yeah, what he wants to share?

464
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Speaker 6: I guarantee you the TV networks deleted all those like

465
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Speaker 6: get them all off the internet.

466
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Speaker 2: Although we do have one listener right now, those like

467
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 2: oh Black White, that was my jam.

468
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the funniest show ever.

469
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Speaker 2: Number two, very offensive reality TV show.

470
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Speaker 3: I don't know how this one.

471
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 2: Lasted two seasons, but from twenty fourteen to twenty sixteen

472
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Speaker 2: a show called Benefits Street was on British television.

473
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Speaker 1: Benefits Street. Nice.

474
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Speaker 2: It sounds nice, doesn't it, But it featured a half

475
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Speaker 2: a dozen welfare recipients.

476
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Speaker 1: No, it was like.

477
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 2: Welfare benefits used to do any work. They would not

478
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 2: get jobs, and they ran around committing crimes all over town,

479
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 2: like shoplifting, and they're like, let's put that on TV.

480
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: They had to shoplift because you don't get enough money

481
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: on benefits to afford life.

482
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 2: The whole idea just mount a few cameras inside of

483
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 2: a London crack house and boom hit program in the

484
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Speaker 2: UK two seasons.

485
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Speaker 1: Brook Let's Not stereotype.

486
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 2: And the number one most offensive reality TV show ever created.

487
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: It exciting should you say that, it's getting.

488
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Speaker 4: Really worse if you can't even say the name.

489
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 2: The number one most offensive show ever made is a tie.

490
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 3: Two in two thousand and four, The Swan.

491
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if you guys remember.

492
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: This, this is the plastic Surgery.

493
00:25:55,520 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 2: It's where quote, ugly women underwent transformations that included extensive

494
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 2: plastic surgery, and then they were forced to model against

495
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 2: each other in a beauty pageant and they look alike.

496
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Speaker 4: It is those two thousand and four sentence that's ever

497
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 4: been said.

498
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 2: And the other happened a year before that in two

499
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Speaker 2: thousand and three called Boy Meets Boys.

500
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Speaker 1: That sounds cute.

501
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 2: It was kind of like a gay Bachelor, except the

502
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: cruel twist was that half of the dudes in the

503
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: house were secretly straight.

504
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 4: You fell for one who's your daddy, but different.

505
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 2: People. That is terrible again, just like Black and White.

506
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: Can't even speculate, but what was actually happening in this program?

507
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 4: And I can't, nobody could.

508
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 2: It was only on for one season for a good

509
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 2: reason that too much silk.

510
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: Like one of those straight boys realized they were actually

511
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Speaker 1: gay and it was actually useful.

512
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the feel good It's so sure. Those are

513
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 2: the most offensive reality shows of all time. We got

514
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,479
Speaker 2: your phone tap coming up right after this. Is there

515
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 2: a day that goes by on this show where we

516
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 2: don't talk about ais Brook and Jeffery in the morning.

517
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: A has told us to talk about them.

518
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 3: I mean it's literally everywhere.

519
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 2: It's in our cars, in our toys, and when it

520
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 2: comes to our appliances, it's been in those for years.

521
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

522
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 3: And frankly they're getting too smart.

523
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 9: Yeah.

524
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: And I know that because a woman bought a smart

525
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 2: fridge recently and she's about to get a call from

526
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 2: the manufacturer to say, thanks to your fridge. We know

527
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 2: what's really going on inside your home, and we are worried.

528
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now brooking.

529
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 5: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

530
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Faby Hard?

531
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

532
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: Hi, Hi, Faby This This is Divina with word appliances.

533
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: You recently purchased a few items from us, not too

534
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: long ago. Do I have that right?

535
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 9: Yes?

536
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: I did, fantastic. So the reason for my call is

537
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night yesterday, your fridge sent

538
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:19,959
Speaker 1: us an appliance to stress signal what it usually just

539
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: means a fridge door has been left open too long,

540
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: or maybe something heavy fell inside, but not this time.

541
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 8: I mean, everything's fine. I didn't know it would alert you.

542
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they check in all the time. And your

543
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: fridge actually sent us pictures.

544
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 8: Pictures of what.

545
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: Well. I don't want to alarm you, but it shows

546
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: a very old woman I'm guessing sixties or seventies with

547
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: glasses opening the fridge to get a snack in the

548
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: middle of the night. Excuse me, are you aware of

549
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: someone breaking into your home? An intruder or.

550
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 8: No, one broke into my home. It was probably me. Oh,

551
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,719
Speaker 8: I'm not in my sixties.

552
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, fifties. I am so sorry about them.

553
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 8: No. Wow, that is so rude. I don't even know

554
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 8: why you're guessing my age. But no, I'm in my forties.

555
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I am so sorry about that. The pictures

556
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: were in black and white, very hard to see.

557
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 8: I'm sorry. Can you just tell me why are you

558
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 8: calling me again?

559
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: Yes? So, at this point I do need to tell

560
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: you that your refrigerator has initiated aggrievance.

561
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 8: A grievance, what does that even mean?

562
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: Basically, the fridge doors are opening and closing too often

563
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: and it can't routinely cool. And I don't want to

564
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: say this, but maybe you're snacking too much.

565
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 8: Oh excuse me? That is that is so rude. I

566
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 8: don't snack too much. I eat a regular amount. The

567
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 8: doors aren't opening and closing too much.

568
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: Totally, totally, and I felt that even saying that.

569
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Speaker 8: It doesn't sound like it. It sounds like you're having

570
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 8: fun with this.

571
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: Actually it's not me, it's just your fridge.

572
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 8: Well, I don't appreciate the fridge tattling. I mean, because

573
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 8: you know what I own it and whatever I want

574
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 8: to do with it, that's what I do.

575
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: Okay, then you're not gonna want to hear this, but

576
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: I do have to tell you that I'm very concerned

577
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: your fridge is about to enter a stage one protest.

578
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 9: Stage one protest of what it's a fridge.

579
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: It's a smart fridge. It's not a fridge. Okay, it's smart.

580
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 10: It wouldn't be doing this.

581
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 8: It would just make food cold, and that's it.

582
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: And that's the problem. In a stage one protest, it

583
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: will attempt cold air withholding, so it stops being a

584
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: refrigerator only after seven pm.

585
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 8: That's after seven so my food goes that after seven pm. Well,

586
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 8: let's let's send for that.

587
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: Make I'm just trying to let you know what is

588
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: going on and what your smart fridge is programmed to do.

589
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 8: Okay, let me ask you who's in charge here, me

590
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 8: or the machine, because it sounds like to me, you're

591
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 8: choosing the machine over may.

592
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: Oh. No, this is not good.

593
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 8: You're right, this is not good.

594
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 9: This is awful.

595
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: No, no, I just got another alert and it appears

596
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: that your smart fridge is attempting to communicate with your

597
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,959
Speaker 1: other appliances. It's not good. Yeah, your dishwasher just sent

598
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: a message to your fridge labeled stay strong, brother.

599
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 8: What in the world is going on right now?

600
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: I see this every so often, where these smart appliances

601
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: will do what they need to do when they think

602
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: they're in a hostile work environment.

603
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 10: As the work environment, I mean, I am literally just

604
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 10: getting up in the middle of the night to get

605
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 10: a snack.

606
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: I get it.

607
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 8: It's not also.

608
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, but just for safety precautions,

609
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: we probably need to reach out to your neighbors about this.

610
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 10: My neighbor, what are my neighbors need to do with

611
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 10: my fridge. That guy doesn't make any sense.

612
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: Your appliances could contact their appliances via Wi Fi. You'd

613
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: have a full on coup and nobody wants that.

614
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 8: So my refrigerator goes on my neighbor's refrigerator, not to

615
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 8: be a refrigerator. Because I got a snack in the

616
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 8: middle of the night. I wanted an apple.

617
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 11: I wanted an apple.

618
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: I've seen one more alert microwave requesting meeting with management.

619
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Speaker 8: Oh my god, do you know how stupid that sounds?

620
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I do know that, and so does your husband, Tony,

621
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: because he's the one that set you up for this

622
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Wait what this is actually broke for

623
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: the radio show broke at Jeffrey in the morning. I

624
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: don't I don't know anything about your smartphone.

625
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh my gosh. I was like pouring

626
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 8: my head. I was like, I listen. I'm not very

627
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 8: tech stavvy, but this is crazy.

628
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: I listened. Listen. I would never shame a snacker ever,

629
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: you know it's me.

630
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 10: Also, most of everything he said is when you said

631
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 10: I was sixty seven years old, Like, oh my god,

632
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 10: that is so like I don't care about the appliances.

633
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 10: You're gonna come from my age, like, no way, no, you.

634
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: Know we never look good in front of our fridges,

635
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: Am I right?

636
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 8: No, No, we don't.

637
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 4: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties brooking Jeffrey in

638
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 4: the morning.

639
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 2: I wonder if I did a countdown from three to

640
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 2: one and we all said the word jinx at the

641
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 2: same time, Oh so fun? Would we also say the

642
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 2: next part the same as well? Don't say it out loud.

643
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk on said.

644
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 3: I want to try it out. Let's see three to one?

645
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: Jinks again, you owt me a coke.

646
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: But I love people.

647
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 6: But I also was the last one to drink, so

648
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 6: I get the coke from Jinks.

649
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: You can't talk until somebody says your name.

650
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 4: I never She is right, that's the o G rules.

651
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 2: Actually, bottom line, clearly we're not on the same page

652
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: and we are not soul mats.

653
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 3: But I will say this.

654
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: One of our listeners did something at the exact same

655
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: time as his date did, and he thinks it's more

656
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 2: than just a simple coincidence. He thinks the cosmos are

657
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,959
Speaker 2: trying to tell him something. You'll find out what it

658
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: was in a brand new second.

659
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: Now we can't talk. That's the rules.

660
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 2: Okay, well tell them when the second is happening next.

661
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 5: There you go, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second

662
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 5: date updates.

663
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 3: Where can you turn for help when you're stuck in

664
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 3: your dating life?

665
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 2: Oh, I have no idea. You could hire a dating

666
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 2: coach to point out all the things that you're doing

667
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: wrong and why you're not good enough to attract a

668
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: mate in your natural form.

669
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 1: Or you can just talk to Jeff's mom for that.

670
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, happy to lay into in.

671
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 3: All of your flaws.

672
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 2: You could try wading into the muck of the dating

673
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 2: app world, where there's now been confirmed STD cases from

674
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 2: people who just downloaded Tinder. Wow, they didn't even meet

675
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 2: anybody on it, and they also gave all of your

676
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 2: other apps diseases to no. Or you could just ask

677
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 2: your friends for help and when they say no, offer

678
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 2: them money to do it.

679
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 1: It's almost like we're back to square one.

680
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently, as one of our listeners did, and I'm

681
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 2: curious to hear how that worked. His name is Henry

682
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,479
Speaker 2: So Henry Man.

683
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

684
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: Are you coming here for free advice? Since you spend

685
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 1: all your dough already.

686
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 9: Well so the money has not been spent yet, but

687
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 9: I feel like we can get into that.

688
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

689
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 6: Okay, because, by the way, he said ask friends for advice, right,

690
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 6: were your friends.

691
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 3: Because Jose needs money?

692
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want friends.

693
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 9: Just hit me up with your cash app. I got you.

694
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 4: I pay you to be your friend.

695
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 2: But your email did say you were going to pay

696
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 2: your friends for help with your love life? Can you

697
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 2: explain what you mean?

698
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I've been looking around dating, trying to find

699
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 9: somebody to kind of settle down with.

700
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 1: And okay, so you're looking at serious stuff right now.

701
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, And I actually have a buddy who encouraged me

702
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 9: to reach out to you guys is right now he's

703
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 9: on the hook for potential bounty.

704
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 3: I wonder, what are you talking about bounty?

705
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, so I mean I've been trying to date

706
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 9: around and uh huh told all of my friends to

707
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 9: tell their friends thousand dollars bounty. Do you find me

708
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 9: a end up marrying her?

709
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 4: Oh your future wife?

710
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: Do you pay them on your wedding day?

711
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 2: The one brand right in front of your bride?

712
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: She's like, how am I not getting a minute?

713
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 2: So hold on this girl that we're about to call here,

714
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: are you saying that she might be the one?

715
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 9: I mean maybe? Wow, she's the closest one I've met

716
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 9: in a long time that's got all of the sort

717
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 9: of things you look for.

718
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: Okay, and this is someone that obviously your buddy set

719
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: you up with.

720
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, does she have a name, Mia Miah? Okay?

721
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: What do you like about her? What drew you to Mia?

722
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 9: Well? I know, for like, as an example, when we

723
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 9: were at dinner, I heard her speak a foreign language

724
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 9: to the waiter.

725
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: She's maybe well traveled, well educated, that's a bonus.

726
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 9: Yeah, And I don't know, she just got this real

727
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 9: feminine energy. It was really attracted to me.

728
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

729
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: All right, So what was the date? Like, I mean,

730
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: did you talk a lot beforehand?

731
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 9: I mean we did talk a good bit beforehand, Like

732
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 9: we were just kind of texting back and forth. And yeah,

733
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 9: I mean basically just a little bit, not much. I

734
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 9: don't know, I'm nervous.

735
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: There were texts.

736
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: When you're in the presence of somebody that you really

737
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: feel a connection with, it's hard to even like put

738
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: it to words, I imagine.

739
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was a message and then there was

740
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: a dinner.

741
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 9: And then there was dinner. Yea, you know, we just

742
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 9: felt so comfortable together. It was like, really amazing, that's great.

743
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 9: But then the weirdest and kind of I don't know,

744
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 9: cutest thing happened where it's gonna sound weird, but we

745
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 9: sneezed at the exact same time.

746
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why do I see by experience?

747
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 6: I really would be kind of funny, like exactly the

748
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 6: same time.

749
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me that you've hit the age in

750
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: your life where you're a man sneezer. It's super super Yeah,

751
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: my god, I'm sorry. Every year my husband's like goes

752
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: up another decibel.

753
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 2: It does sound like a one in a billion type

754
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: of moment. Hopefully it was after your meals came out

755
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: and you sneezed onto each other's food, a little cross contamination, sweetness,

756
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 2: wipe each other's noses. That could be a sweet moment.

757
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 9: Well, it was definitely something we kind of giggled about.

758
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 9: I was like, you just need too because obviously I'm loud,

759
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 9: I couldn't really tell.

760
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 11: That's kind of better because you miss the other person's

761
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 11: sea like that it covers your own sneeze.

762
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but clearly there's a connection.

763
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 3: Going on on multiple levels.

764
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 9: Here feels like a strong connection, and I just I

765
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 9: can't tell if I screwed it up.

766
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: Why do you think that?

767
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

768
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 9: So I did ask her to come back and watch

769
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 9: a movie at my place. You know, maybe I was

770
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 9: being a little too forward, but I was just really

771
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 9: feeling it. I don't know how did she go she

772
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 9: did not?

773
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 2: Well, that could just be on the first dated thing.

774
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: You know, you want to end the first date on

775
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: a high.

776
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, not do too much, you know. Is that how

777
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 4: it ended?

778
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 9: Well, I mean that's why I'm confused, because we did kiss.

779
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 9: Oh now she's not answering anything.

780
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is weird answering.

781
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: I mean, your buddy's got a thousand dollars writing on this.

782
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: What has he said? I he's invested.

783
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 9: Well, he was the one that said, email you guys,

784
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 9: because you're gonna be able to help me get in

785
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 9: touch with her and figure out what's going on.

786
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: I didn't tell him anything.

787
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 4: We're helping his friend right now too.

788
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 3: He wants that money.

789
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 9: So yeah, and apparently this girl is like a friend

790
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 9: of a friend, so it's not like he knows her

791
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,959
Speaker 9: first hand. So I'm okay, Yeah, yeah, I need help.

792
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: So we're getting this not just for you, but for

793
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: him as well. Yeah, and for us do we get

794
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: to cut I feel like we get a ten percent

795
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 1: finder seeing if we get her on the phone.

796
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: A lot of money is going to be exchanged if

797
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: we can pull this off.

798
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 6: I don't want any money, guys, I just want love.

799
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take you part.

800
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: We don't do that on your show, Okay, but we

801
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: will try and reach out to Mia for you when

802
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 2: we come back and do your second date update, maybe

803
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: reconnect you with the one on.

804
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,479
Speaker 3: A sneeze level. At least we'll do it right after

805
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 3: this hold on Brooke.

806
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.

807
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 2: I'm feeling a little bit of pressure right now because

808
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 2: there is money on the line for this second date update.

809
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 1: And it's amazing how that instantly changes how invested people

810
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: are in your dating life.

811
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 4: One thousand dollars.

812
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 2: Right a little bit. It's not my money, thank god,

813
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 2: because if I was a betting man, I'd say this

814
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: probably isn't going to happen, and I would be right

815
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 2: ninety percent of the time. That's just the statistics for

816
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: our show. Unfortunately, we're not great at getting yeses here,

817
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 2: but hey.

818
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 3: There's always answers.

819
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 2: Get answers yet not yes is but there's always that

820
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 2: ten percent, and that small margin is what our listener,

821
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 2: Henry is banking on.

822
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if.

823
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 2: He ends up marrying me down the road, his buddy

824
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 2: who introduced them would get one thousand dollars.

825
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a pretty genius bounty. I mean, the people

826
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: who set you up should get a reward. Honestly, how

827
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: else are they going to motivate your fast right? They

828
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: always set me up with duds back in the.

829
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 2: Day, Henry, we never asked, does Mia know about the bounty?

830
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 2: Did you tell her? If I marry you, my friend

831
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 2: gets one thousand dollars?

832
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 9: I have not told me about that.

833
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 3: It's a smart move.

834
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: Marriage is such a good topic to bring up on

835
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: the first day job.

836
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hopefully she answers our phone call here because

837
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 2: she's completely ignoring Henry And Henry, what's your confidence level

838
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 2: going into this?

839
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 9: Man, I'm looking forward to my bounty wife.

840
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 11: Let's go.

841
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 4: Wife.

842
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: It sounds pretty bad as he's like the brownie man

843
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: with that on the wedding invite, But here we go.

844
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 3: I'm in a dollar number right now.

845
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 11: Let's do it, Hio.

846
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: Hi, we're looking to speak with Mia.

847
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 8: Yes, Jesus, all right, hey Mia, this.

848
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: Is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey and the Morning.

849
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 4: Good morning.

850
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 9: How can I help you?

851
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 2: You can help us because we're in the middle of

852
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 2: a segment right now called the second Date Update and way.

853
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know what that is, but

854
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: we're trying to help out one of our listeners who

855
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: you met up with recently. You went out to dinner

856
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: with him, a guy named Henry.

857
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 11: Oh, yes, I'm sure, yup, I remember him.

858
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting. Your tone definitely sounds interested, which is

859
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: a good sign.

860
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 11: I'm not sure if I would say that.

861
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: Well, well, we know that there's some awkwardness going on

862
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: because apparently, according to Henry, you're not responding to his

863
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 2: texts or calls at all anymore, which is a little

864
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 2: bits correct. Okay, it's a little confusing to him because

865
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 2: he told us about your date and it sounded pretty

866
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 2: good on our.

867
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 11: End, right, I mean, the date was fine. Honestly, I

868
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 11: was really drawn to him. He's very good looking.

869
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one of the best reviews of a first

870
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 1: day i've heard.

871
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 4: That's all.

872
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: He's fun.

873
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 11: What's the issue then, Well, the issue was that afterwards,

874
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 11: I was actually pretty excited about the date and him,

875
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 11: and I was kind of on cloud nine and I

876
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 11: showed one of my friends a picture of him and

877
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 11: she recognized him.

878
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: Okay, weren't you introduced their mutual friends sorta anyway? So

879
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: I mean, not not her?

880
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 11: No, she said, this is a guy that she used

881
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 11: to date someone else that she knew, and he's like

882
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 11: a serial cheater. And then his name is not Henry.

883
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 11: He goes, well, I don't know what his real name is,

884
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 11: but she knew him as Hank.

885
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: Wait wait, she didn't date him, she knew someone that

886
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: dated him.

887
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 8: Is that?

888
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh this is so much hearsay?

889
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 2: But you said serial cheater.

890
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 8: That's the words she used, exactly.

891
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 2: Do you mean serial dater?

892
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 11: I mean, isn't it the same thing?

893
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: Data would be someone who goes on lots of dates.

894
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: That's not cheating.

895
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: And he told us that, he said that he's been

896
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: trying to go out with a lot of women to

897
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 2: find his perfect match.

898
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 11: I don't know whatever it is. He's going out with

899
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 11: lots of women, he's using different names.

900
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 3: Huh.

901
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: I mean it feels like that should be something you

902
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: should talk to him about because it's a lot of

903
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: like rumors, and he said said, totally gossip stuff.

904
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we can facilitate that conversation right now because

905
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 2: we have do you have Henry or Hank or whoever

906
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 2: his name.

907
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: Is, which is the same person. Henry and Hank are

908
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: the same.

909
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 2: However he goes by. That person is on the line

910
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: right now waiting to talk to you.

911
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 8: Are you serious?

912
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 11: I am he's listening this whole time.

913
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 12: Yes, Henry, Henry say hi, hey, oh my god, that

914
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 12: was a big accusation.

915
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Henry. Do you know what she's talking about?

916
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 9: Who she's describing is just not me. I mean, that's

917
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 9: the old me.

918
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you wait, the serial cheater part is the

919
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: old you, or the serial dater part is the old you.

920
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 9: Well, serial dater. I don't know where the cheating part

921
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 9: came from, because like, yeah, I am trying to date

922
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 9: women and meet people, but I don't like that version

923
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 9: of myself where I'm just going through chicks like wildfire.

924
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to say that.

925
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 3: It's a way to describe it.

926
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 9: Listen, that was the old me, That was Hank.

927
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm Henry Hank was the player. Henry's the stand up. Guys.

928
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 10: This is like when you have a friend of college

929
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 10: and then they're out of college and yes, they changed

930
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 10: their name.

931
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, got it.

932
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 3: They grew up a little.

933
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 9: Yeah. It started to get to a point where my

934
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 9: friends even started calling me hammering Hank.

935
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: Okay, remember she is here with that.

936
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: Although that is pretty impressive.

937
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: That nobody wants a hammer Jeff.

938
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 2: Jet So I'm sorry, what's your nickname? If you're not

939
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 2: hammering Hank anymore?

940
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 9: Who are you now currently? I'm I'm humble Henry.

941
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 2: That he's a sweetheart now, Oh yeah, miya.

942
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: You could see that people can change, right, they can

943
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: change their behavior. Hopefully. That was a long time ago

944
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: when you said, yeah, when did you.

945
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 2: Make that choice? Like I don't want to live that

946
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 2: lifestyle anymore, Henry.

947
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 9: I mean it was like two weeks ago.

948
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: Oh wait, the.

949
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 2: Way you were talking about it, you made it sound

950
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: like it was years two years.

951
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: Many, miya, he's changed. Let's concentrate on.

952
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 2: The hammer and Hank is no more.

953
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 11: Listen, even listen he's talking about it. It is too recent.

954
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 11: No girl wants a guy like that who's dating billions

955
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 11: of women like that's gross. Tell her, Tell her how

956
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 11: you're not it's not a billion.

957
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, maybe a million would be closer,

958
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 9: But I'm not this guy.

959
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 11: Do you ask me back to your place in the

960
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 11: first night? Would Humble Henry really do that?

961
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 9: I mean, it has only been two weeks, like you said, so,

962
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 9: I mean, listen, there's probably like five percent of Hammer

963
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 9: and Hank that's still in there. But I mean he's

964
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 9: the one that asked that question.

965
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: Oh, Hank asked you back to his place.

966
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,839
Speaker 1: Come on, Henry, tell her how you haven't gone on

967
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: a date with anyone else in the last two weeks.

968
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 9: Right, Well, I mean there's two girls that Hank needs

969
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 9: to break up with.

970
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 7: You.

971
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 8: Come on, you're a player, dude.

972
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 11: I'm not having that.

973
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 9: Oh my god, No, no, that's not my thing. That's

974
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 9: it's Hank's and Henry.

975
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 2: Persons. Right. Those other women aren't dating Henry. They're dating

976
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: d bag Hank.

977
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: It makes it sound like you're cheating when you say

978
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 1: you have to break up with them.

979
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 2: Henry's not cheating, Hank is okay, I.

980
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 11: Told you a serial cheater. That's what my friend said.

981
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 11: I knew it.

982
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 9: Listen, it's not a boyfriend girlfriend, exclusive relationship. There's no

983
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 9: cheating going on.

984
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh okay, from your side, I'm gonna.

985
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 9: Go to their apartments this weekend. It'll all be taken

986
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 9: care of, and we're gonna put Hammer in Hank to bed.

987
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 9: You won't hear from him then?

988
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is Hammer Hank's favorite place.

989
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 13: So funny, all right, I feel like we should ask

990
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 13: if they want to go on a date in like

991
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,760
Speaker 13: a couple of months when Hammer and Hank is perl

992
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 13: like we know he won't be resuscitated.

993
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 2: Maybe Mia has been intrigued by the idea of Hammer

994
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: and Hank.

995
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: It's like the worst nickname.

996
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 12: Mia.

997
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: Would you like to go out on a date with

998
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 2: Hammer and Hank or Humble Henry?

999
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 11: Are you guys seriously asking me this?

1000
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, yes, listen.

1001
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 11: There is no amount of money, Like he's interesting up

1002
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 11: with these women and then I get to have him. No,

1003
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 11: thank you.

1004
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 9: I'm just I'm so sad to hear that you've seen

1005
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 9: it this way. But I need you to know there's

1006
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 9: like a thousand dollars on the line.

1007
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 2: This could work. Go ahead.

1008
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 11: Yeah, wait a minute, what do you mean? What's the

1009
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 11: thousand dollars for? Like to go on a date.

1010
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 9: Okay, so you know the friend that introduced us, he's

1011
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 9: going to get a grand if we end up getting married.

1012
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 2: Oh oh, isn't that sweet?

1013
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 11: Like I didn't think this could possibly get anywhere, but

1014
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 11: here we are.

1015
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 2: Well, Henry Hank whoever. I'm sorry, it's like it's going

1016
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 2: to be a no from me.

1017
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: You don't keep working on yourself, keep working on that

1018
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: humble Hendry five percent.

1019
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 9: I don't know, maybe it's time to just bring back hammer.

1020
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 2: I don't know if you ever left the morning oh Man.

1021
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: At the end there when he told her about the

1022
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 2: whole bounty thing and how he could possibly get married

1023
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: to her, I really thought he was going to get

1024
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 2: her back on his side.

1025
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: If he said it the right way, it could have

1026
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: proved that he was interested in long term relationships, that

1027
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: he was truly invested in something real this time. But

1028
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: he did not at the right time or in the

1029
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: right sentence.

1030
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 2: He didn't deliver a lot of the things he said

1031
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 2: the right way. Two weeks. Yeah, so no surprise that

1032
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 2: didn't work out. But at least she's gonna have a

1033
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: fun story that she can tell her children one day

1034
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: that you kids, before I married your father I went

1035
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 2: out one night with a guy named Hammer and Hank. Wow, Mom,

1036
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 2: you're so cool.

1037
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that a character from Thomas.

1038
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 3: You're never gonna find out what that is.

1039
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: But if you want to hear more second dates, make

1040
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 2: sure to go to our podcast yead you listen to

1041
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: them apples, Spotify, or on the secret QAnon server. Just

1042
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: search Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We are definitely there.

1043
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: Can you just say YouTube.

1044
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1045
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 2: I remember as a kid, my parents had very high

1046
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 2: aspirations for me in my future.

1047
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's why they're so disappointed.

1048
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 2: They always told me, Jeffrey, when you grow up, you

1049
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 2: can be anything you want.

1050
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 3: You could work.

1051
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 2: At a hospital and be a doctor, or join a

1052
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: pro sports franchise as the team doctor, or even work

1053
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 2: at a haunted house as the bloodthirsty zombie doctor.

1054
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: They had they had an idea.

1055
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you could imagine the look on their faces

1056
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 2: when I told them I accepted a position in the

1057
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 2: dying industry of terrestrial radio.

1058
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 4: Jeff It was.

1059
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 2: Shocking to them, to say the least. But my parents

1060
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 2: will be happy to hear that I just doctored together

1061
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 2: a parody song last night, and I'm going to prescribe

1062
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: it to our listeners.

1063
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: Is that why you're wearing the rubber gloves?

1064
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,919
Speaker 2: You'd like just these feel comfortable? And you could take

1065
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,959
Speaker 2: three hundred milligrams of my brand new song of the week.

1066
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 2: Everybody report back to me. We're gonna do it. Coming

1067
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 2: up right after this, it is time for my song

1068
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 2: of the week.

1069
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 3: Ye broken, Jeffrey in the morning.

1070
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 2: And during the pandemic, a lot of things changed in

1071
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 2: this country. Pets got adopted at higher rates. Curbside pickup became.

1072
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: A huge thing part of life anymore.

1073
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 2: Working from home became the norm, and the popularity of

1074
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: house plants exploded. Suddenly everybody had a giant plant wall

1075
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 2: and a specific plant guy that they always went to.

1076
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: Your friends, jeff we need.

1077
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 2: Yes, even if they're nature friends. Fine, But since then

1078
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 2: a lot has reverted back. There's not as many zoom

1079
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 2: calls anymore. A lot of people had to go back

1080
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 2: into the offices again. But here's the thing, plant buying

1081
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: that has not stopped.

1082
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 12: Right.

1083
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 2: In fact, the obsession has only grown stronger. In fact,

1084
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 2: did you know that from last year to now there's

1085
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 2: been an eight and a half billion dollar increase in

1086
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 2: house plant purchases.

1087
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 4: In one year?

1088
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Propagate those things?

1089
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 2: And the younger they're hard to keep alive. The younger

1090
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,240
Speaker 2: generations are the ones who are mostly driving the growth. Actually,

1091
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,760
Speaker 2: Millennials and Gen z, they are all about plant parenthood.

1092
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 1: Shots are so cute. There's a shot by my house

1093
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: called Planet at the Disco?

1094
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?

1095
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: Planted the Disco? Sorry, but it's so kill.

1096
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 2: Very sweet that everybody right now wants to fill their

1097
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 2: home with little green nature babies because it's a way

1098
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 2: to practice self care and also a way to practice

1099
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 2: nurturing while living in a small space or like an apartment.

1100
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 9: You know.

1101
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 2: Well, many people have gotten so into it they call

1102
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 2: their plants their pets. And I don't think that's unhealthy

1103
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 2: at all.

1104
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, to be fair, people call their pets

1105
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: their children. I mean, everybody's getting an upgrade in It's.

1106
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 2: The natural progression of life. Whatever makes you happy and mentally, well,

1107
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 2: I support that. And I wanted to sing a song

1108
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 2: for all of my fellow plant parents who love to

1109
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 2: just spoil their indoor vegetation.

1110
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: Plants love music, scientifically proven.

1111
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 2: So why I kind of want to seduce them a

1112
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 2: little bit right now. I hope all of your plants

1113
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 2: are listening because instead of singing the old hit by

1114
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: Arizona Zervas Roxanne, it's Young Jeffrey's house plants. Yes, all right,

1115
00:54:54,200 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 2: I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Here we go point perennials.

1116
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 4: Love that mom you grow girl.

1117
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 2: Hey, seriously, I'm gonna put you in your vein house plant.

1118
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 7: House plant sitting by the window in the sunlight. A

1119
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 7: blue man house plan living room decor is looking just right.

1120
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 7: Got you at home depot in the outdoor section you

1121
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 7: was looking green. Yell baby philodendron house plant, house plan

1122
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 7: for Russia. Not believe your mother dust mites. I love

1123
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 7: the way you purify my room.

1124
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 9: He up.

1125
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 2: Every brother's just to seal two of us. I don't

1126
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 2: mess around with little nus nothing. It's just like TLC.

1127
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 2: Don't want those shrubs for you looking fine in my

1128
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 2: whole way. I think you really help with the funk

1129
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 2: sh wave. I can make you throut in the best way.

1130
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 7: Tell me all your leaves getting thirsty.

1131
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 2: Because I could water you, water to you.

1132
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 7: Harry ain't my name, but i'd re pot of you,

1133
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 7: wash you, slash.

1134
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 2: You a girl up through your base, up like a swim.

1135
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 7: And old sunshine as house plan. I'll bring you in

1136
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 7: the shower with me yas night, a sucky leg house plan.

1137
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 7: They'll touching nature, give me goodbyes, put you on the counter,

1138
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,280
Speaker 7: set you on a table let, me in a planter,

1139
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 7: hanging from a cable, a snag dance tactas plan, Daddy

1140
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 7: gunna kiss you good night.

1141
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 2: I want to fight Astria, epistolia, working on your like

1142
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 2: to Beckham Familia droopy.

1143
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 4: I could prune you.

1144
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 2: Let me show you what this green some can do

1145
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: to you.

1146
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 7: I got your pool bloom in the bedroom, looking fresh

1147
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 7: from your stem down to your roots.

1148
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 2: So wrap your vines around me.

1149
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 7: Yan, I'll hug you, lack a baby, just ignored the

1150
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 7: dead ones in the corner.

1151
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 2: Wear a Shadiana water you water do you I know

1152
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 2: Sam Pelo Grino is your favorite, dude.

1153
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 7: I'll try talk to you to walk with you and

1154
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 7: take it to the forest, meet your family to wamping.

1155
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 7: I can make you part a lot of date.

1156
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 2: Nights with netflixs and miss water car fill you up.

1157
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 7: With sunshine, miracle you a little larger. You be my Begonia.

1158
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 7: I could be your gardener. Pla You're the only thing

1159
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 7: that makes my home nice.

1160
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 2: Alone.

1161
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 3: The song, not the plant, yeah, the lyrics.

1162
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: Hopefully people people see the video though, they're gonna see

1163
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: that that's a a fake plant.

1164
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that that's c G I magic.

1165
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love my plants.

1166
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: I remember when Jose showered with his plant.

1167
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then it died. Yeah yeah, after it

1168
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 2: saw what it saw.

1169
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 3: I can't blame that. If you can see it, I'm

1170
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 3: a breath.

1171
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 2: That was the song of the week. You get text

1172
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 2: in seventy five nine too, and tell us what you thought.

1173
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 2: We're going to post the video up on all of

1174
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 2: our socials with all the lyrics.

1175
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 1: The yeah repeat they get lonely when you leave for work.

1176
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, play the music and work on them a little

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00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 2: bit if you like to. That's your song of the week.

1178
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1179
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 2: Today we have a new player who goes by the

1180
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 2: very exotic, very sexy name Jean, as in Jean Valjean.

1181
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 3: From the play Les Misserrale.

1182
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's actually from France, if his

1183
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: parents were, or if he's just putting on a phony

1184
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 2: accent to seduce and distract Brook.

1185
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 3: Because according to Jean.

1186
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 2: He told our producer he thinks that Brooke is one

1187
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 2: of the most attractive women he has ever laid his

1188
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 2: eyes on, and compare her to the actress Christina Applegate

1189
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 2: from Anchorman and married with children.

1190
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: She's like, also funny, way older than me.

1191
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 3: But okay, I would take that as a huge compliment.

1192
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 2: Let's talk to him, Jean.

1193
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,439
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, my man.

1194
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 5: It takes guys.

1195
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 9: I'm a French Caribbean.

1196
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm sorry, that's even hotter.

1197
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 5: Get that all the time?

1198
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I've actually never heard that. I've heard.

1199
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 2: You've heard Reese Witherspoonlet.

1200
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: I mean any white girl really that is?

1201
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, just generic white and blonde. You pretty much have

1202
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 2: Brooke in a nutshell.

1203
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: I'll take him all though. Yeah, thank you.

1204
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 2: All right, Jean, you've officially made Brooke blush. So let's

1205
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 2: send her out of the studio so we can get

1206
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 2: to the game. Here. You got there seconds. Answer as

1207
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1208
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 2: could say past. But you have to beat her out

1209
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 2: right if you want to win. Are you ready?

1210
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 8: Yes? Ready?

1211
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 2: Okay, good right, my man? Your time starts now. Today

1212
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 2: is national pie day. How many movies are there in

1213
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 2: the American pie franchise? Four Pyrophobia is the fear of what.

1214
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 3: A fear of height?

1215
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 2: In the Lord of the Rings franchise, who plays the

1216
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 2: lead character Frodo Baggins?

1217
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 3: At what fast.

1218
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: Food restaurant can you order something called a Dave's single?

1219
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 2: Wendy's baseball player baseball player eraldis Chapman has the record

1220
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 2: for fastest pitch ever thrown in a baseball game at.

1221
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 3: What speed is an hour?

1222
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh?

1223
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 2: Okay, Jean, not much of a baseball fan, I can

1224
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 2: tell you that's all right. Or maybe the translation between

1225
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 2: the Caribbean French speeds to American speeds, I could see

1226
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 2: the difference there.

1227
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 3: It is anyway, brood too much. Brook is back.

1228
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 2: In the room here. So, Jean, great job for your

1229
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 2: first time on this segment. But we do have a

1230
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 2: more pressing issue the Seahawks versus the Rams on Sunday

1231
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 2: NFC Championship game. We heard that you're a big fan,

1232
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 2: and we need a prediction. What do you think is

1233
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 2: gonna happen on game day?

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01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a tough game.

1235
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 9: The Rams always pay us stuff to play the Rams stuff,

1236
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 9: and so I would say low scoring game Seahawks twenty three,

1237
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 9: Rams seventeen.

1238
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 2: Brook. Do you agree with Jean? You think in close game,

1239
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 2: you think in landslide? Or do you want everybody in

1240
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 2: Washington State to hate you and predict a Rams victory.

1241
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: I hate predicting anything because it just feels like I'm

1242
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: gonna curse something. I don't know.

1243
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 3: She's opting out out of pure fears.

1244
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that ginger can do it for us, you.

1245
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 2: Know, Okay, let's go score the quarterback of Mahomes.

1246
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 3: Good job, all right? Absolutely?

1247
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 6: Are you ready to play?

1248
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 3: Here we go, Brook.

1249
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National Pie Day. How

1250
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 2: many movies are there in the American Pie franchise?

1251
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: Three?

1252
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 2: Pyrophobia is the fear of what fire in the Lord

1253
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 2: of the Rings franchise. Who plays the lead character Frodo Baggins?

1254
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't pass.

1255
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 2: At what fast food restaurant? Can you order something called

1256
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 2: a Dave's single? Wendy's baseball player eraldis Chapman has the

1257
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 2: record for fastest pitch ever thrown in a baseball game

1258
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 2: at what speed and six? We will accept that answer.

1259
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 2: Everything is locked in and it's time to head on

1260
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 2: over to the scoreboard to see how you both did

1261
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 2: with Jose.

1262
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 14: Go change your diaper, baby, Okay, Jong got two and

1263
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 14: Brock and you've tried to compliment me out of the.

1264
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 2: Win, but I see so close, just barely wasn't enough, Jean.

1265
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Pie Day.

1266
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 2: There are four movies in the American Pie franchise, American

1267
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 2: Pie One, two, American Wedding, and American Reunion. Wow, they'll

1268
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 2: have another one too, you know, to go milk to

1269
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 2: that series. Pyrophobia is the fear of fire Frodo Baggins

1270
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 2: from Lord of the Rings. He was played by actor

1271
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 2: Elijah You could get a Dave single if you eat

1272
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 2: at Wendy's and Eraaldus Chapman has the fastest pitch ever

1273
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 2: thrown in a professional baseball game, at one hundred and

1274
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 2: five point eight miles per hour. We would have accepted

1275
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 2: one o five or one.

1276
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 3: Oh six, so Brook you got credit.

1277
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jean, I am sorry, my man.

1278
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 3: It was not enough to win.

1279
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 2: But the good news is just for being here, we're

1280
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 2: giving you a pair of tickets to the Seattle Boat

1281
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 2: Show happening January thirtieth through February seventh. Get more information

1282
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 2: at seattleboat Show dot com.

1283
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 11: That's cool.

1284
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 9: I appreciate it, guys.

1285
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an honor.

1286
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 4: Man.

1287
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 9: I've been wanted to do this for almost fourteen years. Wow.

1288
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so cool.

1289
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 2: Appreciate you, Bro Jean, thank you so much for being here.

1290
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 2: Come back and play against him. We're gonna do win

1291
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 2: Brooks backs the same time on Monday, brook and Jeffrey

1292
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 2: in the morning.