WEBVTT - #212: Machine Gun Kelly 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.960 Startuf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up. Brooklyn 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:15.440 Boys do data. They make it noise data dot Up 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:20.759 Episode two twelve, It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. And I 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:24.640 am refreshed and renewed. Asked me, why, why, David Brodie 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:28.120 are you refreshed and renewed? Because I have three pairs 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:32.000 of headphones that I use, and I went on Amazon 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.559 and I bought all new ear pads for them. And 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:38.960 so now the little spongey part by my ears all 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:42.000 fresh and clean on all three of my headphones, fresh 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.720 and so clean clean. So I bought two different pair 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.480 for my work ones. I bought new fake leather ones, 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.839 you know, the fake vinyl, and I also got like 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:54.640 furry ones. They're like vlore, like the toilet seat covers. Yes, 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:56.920 so I have vlore ear pads on my work ones, 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.320 but they're so big and fluffy. I think they may 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:02.040 be objectional. You're a better meal than because to let 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:05.640 me know my stuffing is coming out, it's like it's 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:08.840 like a herniated disk. Each one of my ears have 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.240 had the fluffy stuff coming out of the side. Well, 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:16.560 it's like literally like an old Teddy bear that's gone wrong. Yeah, 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.760 I saw that well, eBay and Amazon, you can get that. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.200 They're not like, I don't know anywhere from five to 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.200 fifteen dollars you can get tie dyed ones. Make them funky. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.720 So I got on my on my Sonyes, my industry 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.720 standardsnies that I have. Now you haven't. I haven't used 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:32.720 them because they were shredded. They was so bad when 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:34.759 you put them on. The little black pieces roll over 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.960 your ears, standing their hair right. So I just got 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:41.560 I got dark blue ones, and the dark blue it 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:44.960 stands out, it pops. I'm so happy I got headphone 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.800 shamed a couple of weeks ago by Elvis. Actual by 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.800 Elvis was the cheap mom. No, no, no, no no. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:54.800 The two of us have the same headphones, but mine 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:58.480 are so old and tattered and raggedy. Because theap best 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.400 get those cheapest things. He's away from me. No, because 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:03.400 it looks like it's growing a fungus and it looks 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:06.520 like they're about to get up and walk away by themselves. 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:10.119 Because the headphones that I have, I mean, listen, they're comfortable, 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.079 they fit, they fit my head couch. That's it's it's 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.440 it's like that pair of jeans that you never watch. Yeah, 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:17.720 but you got shamed because Elvis came in like right 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.280 before the show started and he sat down and like 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.839 ready to go put his headphones on, and he didn't 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:24.640 have them because he left him in his office. So 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.239 he's like scared, give me the headphones. And he started 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.079 the show and he went to put your headphones on. 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.360 It it was just like it was like a mangy 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:35.600 old dog, like in a chunkyard, just awful, un bathed. 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:40.720 It was shaggy dog. Yeah. So I just feel great. 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:44.640 So treat yourself. If you have headphones with replaceable earphone, 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.840 treat yourself. It's just loud. It's life changing. And I 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.040 don't you get the echo. We had an echo last week. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.639 Today the audio was bleeding out through the ripped up 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:57.280 earpieces of my old head's not that's not it you 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.720 today I got so I can tell I'm on the 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:02.480 same your your brody with the good WiFi. The WiFi 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.600 is not why there's an echo. The echo is because 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.760 my earphones weren't covering my ears properly, so your voice 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:13.080 was coming out my earpads back into the micro. Sure. Yeah, 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:16.280 by the way, yeah, a little round of applause. Uh. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.640 The slices need to know a little behind the scenes. Here, 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:22.120 a little little peek behind the curtain. Uh, David Brody 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:26.760 is a doctor in his spare time. Because last week, 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.800 your last week, we didn't do episode to twelve. The 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.000 one we're doing today. This should be to thirteen. But 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.160 we're one behind them. And and shout out to all 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.800 the people that were worried. Yes, thank you for following 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.480 me on our safety. There was they were. They were 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:42.800 giving us wellness checks on social media. But if we're 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:46.320 being completely honest, Wednesday and Thursday of last week, I 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:50.920 felt like shit, Now I took COVID tests up my ass, right, well, 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:52.320 I didn't take it up by I didn't take it. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.040 You didn't have a fever. I would take the COVID 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.040 test in my ass because that's not gonna work. It's 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.520 gonna say you don't have COVID every time. So but 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.040 I I took tests stop and as it turns out, 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:05.200 I didn't have COVID and I still don't. But Brody 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.080 on Thursday finally said, you know what, do we cancel 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:11.560 the Thursday podcast? Yeah? He's like, dude, you're not feeling well. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.640 He goes, you got, I bet you any amount of money. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:18.440 It's allergies, And I'm like, what for this? I said, no, 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:21.479 I said, it can't be so. And I said, I 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.920 have a family full of people who have allergies. I 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.840 do not. I'm I'm a perfect specimen. But my my 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.719 wife and kids all have allergies. So when they are off, 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.839 I know it's a high something day, ragweed, heyfe whatever 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.640 it is. They're allergic to. Who pays attention back again? 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:43.320 So whoop, there it is. So so they have like 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.440 they have. They each take different medicines because they'll have 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.839 a different main ingredients. So we had to clarity in 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.159 here and the what's the purple one? Whatever it is? 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:59.000 Clarity by zed clarity and no is that? No it's not, 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.560 it's it's there's a couple of them anyway, doesn't matter. Don' 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.640 don't tweet me about it. But there's three main companies, 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.279 the green and purple one, the blue one or whatever. 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.039 So I said, you know I used you know, musin 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.520 x um Best Max Cold and flew all in one. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:17.200 You know I used that one right, hit the jingle, 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.760 Hit the jingle. Now, I don't know you're talking about 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.560 get the jingle, hit it hard. Hit both of them 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:31.080 hit the jingle, you bitch what I can't use I 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.800 can't use that product. I mean, I was under the way. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.120 I felt like that was gonna be the solution. How 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.320 about the part where it didn't work. Okay, they're a 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.480 client of yours, and you know what, I'm particularly upset 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.880 because a jingle ball. In New York in December, I 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.599 sat with our account executive whose initial starts with her 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:51.360 first initials J, and she introduced me to the the 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.640 the woman who handles the account for musin X and 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:57.280 her daughter big fans of our show station. And I said, hey, 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:59.239 you know what, I'm a big fan of that product. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.520 All getting aside, I said, I get sick, I get 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.400 a nasal, I get a sinus infection every winter. It 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.400 works for all of my nasal and I have tried 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:14.200 other over the counter medications and sometimes they don't work. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.240 And I have found that the musen X had the 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:20.640 pineapple flavor of the pineapple orange, which is a better 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:24.160 flavor than the orange. I said, So, I said, I 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:26.120 just want to you know, not looking for an endorsement, 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.960 but I love your product, even though it's a little 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:30.520 more expensive and something you have to go to the counter. 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.279 To get it whatever, it's just Oh, you'd be a 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.920 great spokesperson, said yes I would, and no I'm not. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:39.039 So you're not getting any any slippins here unless I 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.960 get a slip in. So we do have. Oh well, 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:45.039 we'll talk about it later. So you got because what 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.039 you you recommended, and you were right. You were spot 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.880 on that it was allergies. So now I'm clear. I mean, 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:54.920 I'm still a little nasal. And how did Scary pay 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.880 me back? How did Scary pay me back for saving 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.200 his life? How did I pay you back for stick? Oh? 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:05.400 I invited you out the pizza on Saturday night? No, nope, nope, nope. 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:08.080 The the word pizza is definitely in the story. Let's 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.600 let's establish it. Everyone. Take out your number two pencas 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.880 write down the word pizza because there was the mention 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:16.640 of pizza. I was in your neighborhood and you didn't 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:20.080 come out. Thank you, Mr Rogers. You text Scary texted 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.680 me and said, hey man, I'm at blah blah blah 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:26.720 tavern known for their pizza by the way, and we're famous. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.600 They make they make the best pizza list in New Jersey. Yeah, 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:31.640 a few towns away from my house. Not that far 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.120 I could drive it, And I said, I said, he 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:38.360 the woods like Al Roker would say, yeah, your exact 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.560 text message. I mean, I'm gonna pulp the exact message. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.040 I don't want to miss quote it right. Let me 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.120 m but we'll get all the text messages from today 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:53.480 that I'm not I'm gonna bring up later. What are 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.960 you trying to prove here? Well, first of all, you 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.200 fucked up the pizza. So here's what you did. Oh 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:02.680 and then you texted me about Yeah, you texted me 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:06.440 about Fallon and Kimmel. I talked you about that too. Yeah. Hey, 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:09.080 you texted me where is it? Hold On? Maybe? Yeah, 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:15.520 just walked into the blank blank tavern? Long story. M hmmm, yeah, 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:22.320 I say no, I said, I just walked in yaiza. Yeah, 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.280 So that was your queue to be like, hey, I'm 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.360 gonna I'm gonna show up. I'll be I'll be right there. Nope. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:31.000 So I texted back, Oh, that that's right near me. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:35.760 The pizza is good, the pestos excellent. Solid sausage. I wrote, 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.600 solid sausage. I have the sausage, solid sausage. So I 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:41.079 figured that was my way of saying the scary Why 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.080 I really liked that place. Huh so friday night I 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:48.000 had no plans. Huh, I saved his life earlier today, huh, 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.920 come on now? So then I waited. I waited eight minutes, 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.320 and I said, you know, there's always an invite, there's 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:55.880 always a scene at the table for you. By then. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:57.920 Then I wrote back, By the way, the fact that 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.120 you texted me to tell me you were in my 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.120 neighborhood and then didn't follow up with anything after that 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:05.760 definitely podcast material. Piece of brick and you roll back. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.920 Oh man, I texted you thinking of you. I figured 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:15.199 you just stopped by. Now who just stops by? Oh my, my, 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.080 my co host is in a pizza place. He's letting 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:22.040 me know he's there, but doesn't say come. You just 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:25.400 let me know if you get to listen. You know 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.520 damn well that if you came to my neighborhood and 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.160 you sat down at a place and you texted me, 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:35.280 I would take that as a prompt that I would 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.800 that you that that maybe I should drop by and 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:41.520 see you. Because I was assumed it was Friday. I 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:45.800 assumed it was Friday night. I assumed that okay, if 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.160 he if he has free time, he'll come, but I'm 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.840 not gonna ask him to. First of all, it's rude 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.880 to ask you at the last minute after I get there, 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:56.160 But you could up somebody else. That's number one. Number 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.520 two rude or not to ask me a number two, 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:00.760 it's rude of me to just assume that you've got 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.200 no plans on a Friday night and you're not with 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.200 your family, you're doing something. How you fix that, You're 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.600 right right here, you fix us. Hey man, I'm sure 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.079 you're busy with your family, but on the odd chance 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:10.839 you're not, or if you get some free time you 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.280 want to swing by for dessert. I love to see him, 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.240 a man, but that's not what you did. You just 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.880 left it and like because I have a great pizza. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:22.439 Who whoo? How long we know each other, Brodie, Like 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.920 seventy three years? We know each other forever we are. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.280 We we've known it. So you know that you and 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:30.400 I have a rapport. So it's not like that in 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:33.440 our relationship. It's we have a relationship that things are 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:40.360 just understood. Hey man, great pizza, your neighborhood, and then 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.719 the things should be and and that's your queue to 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.880 be like, Okay, I'll come by or do what you 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.319 did last time when I told you in your neighborhood 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:51.079 when I was at um No you didn't know. You 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.280 went and told you I was at an appearance. I 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:58.280 was at an appearance and bankery at Calandres minutes or 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.080 whatever it was. And then you showed up. I did 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.360 invite you, but you showed up. You showed up because no, 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.000 you said any time having appearance. I'd love to have 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:07.959 your brody. You told me that, you said, oh, the 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.480 last time you were there, You're like, you should have come, 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.720 you should have come that you did Super Bowl Sunday 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:13.880 there and I didn't make it. And so you said 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:16.160 any time, Well, I was making it an appearance at 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.400 this pizzeria in your neighborhood. And what was the reason 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:19.960 you could have come? Night club? What was the reason 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:21.920 for that nightclub? But the numbers in the name was 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:25.520 that was the reason for that? Why are we there? Nightclub? Yeah? 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.960 You know which one? When when when like a month ago, 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:30.480 three weeks ago, you were at a nightclub. You have 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.480 to go upstairs as a number in the name, right 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.360 by a strip mall. You put up, you put up 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.800 Instagram stories. It's right and it's not far from me 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.640 again in my neck of the world. Yes, yes, yes, 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:43.480 you're having a great time. And then you didn The 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:44.880 next day you're like, hey, dude, I was at this 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.160 place right by your house, is right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.240 yeah I remember that. Yeah yeah, So that's twice now. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.120 So but you could have oh man, okay, so let 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:53.600 me ask you that. So you don't like that music 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.679 they were playing that night. It was classics night, and 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.760 you would have you would have gone nuts. That's party. Listen, 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:04.200 you texted me, just walked into the tavern, right. That 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.160 doesn't tell me you're sitting down for you gonna be 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:07.959 there for three hours. You could be walking in to 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.319 take take out pizza. You can be walking in to 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.000 get a menu for next time. You can be walking 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:14.640 in because they have a really good old video game 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:16.400 in the front, which they do. So so you don't 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.120 know why we're gonna spell it out for you after 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.400 all these years. Yes, you have to go, Hey, Brody, 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.959 I'm here, gonna be here for a few hours. Swing 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.040 by if you have a chance. Well, listen my treat, 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.320 you say my treat. I'm there. Well, I think I 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:31.280 got my just desserts. Um, I think I got the 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:34.000 payback I'll tell you in a second what happened, and 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.319 then you're you're gonna be very disappointed, and so will 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:43.680 the slices. Okay, So there I was the tavern, the 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.920 implied invitation to David Brody, not implied. Okay, and I 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:51.200 fucked up. Yes you did. Now what did I say, 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:54.960 Try the sausage, didn't try the sausage pie. I said, 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.000 try the pesto, and then I said, try the pesto 0:12:57.080 --> 0:13:00.719 and sausage solid. But that's out. What you did? Is it? 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:05.679 Scared nold on what you did? Ricky? I ordered? I 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.199 ordered the everything pizza and now this this is the 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.480 once should cover their ears everyone, No, no, no, open 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.160 your ears because I'm turning this a negative into a positive. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.760 Like pit Bull does. What type of did they sell them? 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:22.079 They sell They sell bar pies round thin crust fun right, 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.760 paper thin. Everyone, Everyone, open your ears because I'm gonna 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.440 use this as a public service. Yes, yes, learned from 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:34.079 the loser. Ever ever order everything on a thin crush pie, 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:39.160 especially when that everything and includes things like, but not 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:44.640 limited to, onions, peppers, and mushrooms, the canned mushrooms that 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.880 come and juice, which, by the way, Brody forget about 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:52.079 all that, all that Brodie hating vegetables aside. This is 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:55.240 a fucked up move to do on any pizza anywhere 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.440 in America, even if you like those three items. And 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:02.400 here's why. Those three items specifically render a lot of 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:07.040 water when heated up and cooked. So what happens is 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.840 what happened was when the pie came out, even though 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:15.439 we ordered extra crispy around the edges and in the bottom, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:20.360 the whole middle portion that contained said mushrooms, onions, and 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:25.960 peppers was watery and and as floppy as shit and 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:30.600 pizza puddle it was. It didn't cook. The middle was 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:34.240 like almost raw and like floppy and disastrous, and it 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.640 was I want to use the word moist. It was. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.840 It was a sloppy mess. And I'm like, oh god, 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.880 I'm like, I've am I a rookie. Have I never 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.640 had pizza in my life? You don't do that, so 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.440 you couldn't even eat it. You had to use a spoon. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.040 I know you would like to use a forking knife 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:54.520 when you eat people the crispy thin pies. I have 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.680 a picture of Scary eating artichoke pizza. Now artichokes the 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.120 name of the place they were not artichokes on the 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.800 pizza with a fork and a knife again last week. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.000 I will put that up in my instant story. But 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.600 it was too thick. It was too thick too, she said, 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.800 t H I c C. It was too thick for 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.080 me to eat, that's why. And I had to touch 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:14.360 all the buttons on the radio station said, and press 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.040 all the press all the levers. So I didn't want oily, 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:18.960 greasy fingers, so I had to use a fork and 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:23.320 a knife. I need to get be excused from that party. Okay, thanks, 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:29.160 But as far as pizza goes slices, don't ever order peppers, 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.120 mushrooms and onions on a thin crust. Now, if it's 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:34.640 a Chicago deep dish casserole, which I call them, not pizza, 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.080 it's not pizza, then feel free to order all the 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:41.520 all the vegetables you want because because it's not gonna, 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:45.440 it's so thick it SOPs it up. But man, oh man, 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.720 I feel like I need a redo and I may 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:53.280 go back again. I mean, I mean, and you may 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.000 get a text. Yeah, and I'm gonna have the sausage 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:59.080 pizza with pesto because I told you what to get know. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:03.080 I funked up, fucked up? All right, So that was 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:08.920 your one text message. Then, uh, then Saturday morning, you 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.760 wake me up with text messages. Brody did did you 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.640 see kim olan Fallon? Did you see they switched jobs? 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.720 They switched jobs? I said, shape fulls, they switched jobs. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.080 They switched they did each other's shows, So I said, 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.080 I said, oh, well, okay, I said, that's that's great. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.880 I tape on my DVRs. I record all the late 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:28.720 night talk shows and I watched them the next day. 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:30.800 If I don't step to watch some of them, so 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.480 I'll watch them. Since Scary goes Kimmel did thank you notes, 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.000 I said, oh, that's great, Scare, that's great. Hey, they 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.360 did a couple of bits together. Okay, I'm gonna watch 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:41.400 them side by side, including simultaneous life satellite cut ins 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:44.520 each other. One's doing the monologues. I go, Scary, I'm 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.080 gonna watch them. You don't have to tell me everything 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.080 about the show. Was very excited. Well, it was very 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:49.640 very well done. They said on the show they've been 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:53.240 planning twenty stop it. Stop texting me. Oh my god, 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:57.200 they did the box thing I needed. Okay again, I 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:00.320 by the way, I will say Kimmel made my night 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:02.760 with one of the bits he did. So remember I've 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.320 talked about this where they do, among the many bits 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.960 the games that Jimmy Fallon plays, they do a bit 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.280 where there's a two people sit at the table with 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.200 a wall between them, and they pick a box off 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:16.840 the shelf, a numbered boxed box of the box of lies, 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:21.160 and so the get the celebrity guest will normally ask 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:24.320 the audience what numbers should I pick? And I go, 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:27.200 why does the audience give a ship? What number they pick? Right? 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.600 And then Taylor Swift finally broke tradition and just took 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:34.080 box thirteen that's her number, and didn't care. So Kimmel 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:38.240 gets up and they're going seven, eight, five, and he goes, 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.120 I'm gonna pick whatever number I want. I'm the host. 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:42.639 Why care what numbers you like? He just like just 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:45.240 laid it out there, like why do you care? And 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:47.639 why do I care what you think? They're all the same, 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:52.080 They're all the same boxes. So kudos to Kimmel. Now, 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:54.600 did you have a preference? Did you prefer Kimmel doing 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.520 Fallon or Fallon doing kids. Here's the problem. I only 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.200 tape the Jimmy Fallon Show. I'm a huge and of 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.560 the tonight so I saw Kimmel do that and he 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.119 was very good. Um. And then the bits that they 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:10.479 did together were awesome. I hear that Jimmy Fallon, who 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:13.520 went to l a toast Kimmel show, killed he was. 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:17.200 He crushed it and I heard he got a huge response. Um, 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.160 I will I will say that. I want to see 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:23.080 that now. The reason Brodie I got so excited, can 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:24.720 we go back to the original premise here, and that 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:29.399 is is because I honestly think they win April Fool's 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:32.639 Day hands down. Listen. There were a lot of pranks 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.240 out there, including one that I'd like to talk about 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:37.520 briefly before we move on to the one that we 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:42.719 that we had planned. No, No, not that one. Uh 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:48.639 but but I really think thank you NBC and ABC 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:51.359 for a loud because in order for these two men 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:55.040 who are on competing networks and competing for ad dollars 0:18:55.080 --> 0:18:58.360 and guests and musical acts, for them to be able 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:00.960 to collab together and have their two have together work 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:04.480 in harmony to create this joke for the better better 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:07.800 benefit of the American public. I don't want to say 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:09.880 it's a risk, but I want to say thank you. 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.320 It's so cool that that could happen because everything is 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:17.159 so divisive these days and everything is so it's just 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:19.439 awesome that these two were able to do it and 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:24.120 even planning. It's it's April twenty. It's just big change 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:28.000 because in the seventies and eighties and nineties, there was 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:30.760 not a camaraderie. There was Johnny Carson, and if you 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:33.240 dared go up against him, you were dead and show business. 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:38.080 Joan Rivers, if you're famous comedian, she was the regular 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:40.920 fill in for Carson anytime Carson took a day off. 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:42.760 After many years used to be let Himan, would fill 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.600 in different people, but at some point Joan Rivers became 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:47.760 the fill in for the Tonight Show whenever Johnny Carson 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:50.280 would take off. Right nowadays, when they take off, they 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:52.920 just put reruns on, but back in the day, because 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.879 it was such a money making thing, they would have 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:58.800 a guest host come in. It was always Joan Rivers. Well, 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:02.480 Johnny not yet not ready to retire, and Joan Rivers 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:04.720 was off at a chance to host her own show. 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:08.199 I believe, I believe it was on Fox when Fox 0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:11.760 five first became a Fox five when Fox TV first 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:15.440 became a network in the late eighties, and they gave 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:18.120 Joan Rivers her own show and at that point, even 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:20.159 though it failed after a year, maybe whatever it was, 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:23.120 Johnny Carson never talked to her again. She was dead 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.879 to him, dead dead to me. When Leno and let 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:27.399 Himan had to fight over who was gonna take over 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:30.360 the Tonight Show after Carson left, Carson and let Himan 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:33.800 didn't talk forever. You're dead to me, You're dead. That 0:20:34.240 --> 0:20:37.760 was a war, famous Late Night Wars books written now 0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:43.200 like real nastiness. Right now, Colbert goes on Fallon Fallon 0:20:43.280 --> 0:20:46.640 does a crossover screen time with Colbert. They both loved 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:52.480 Kimmel Fallon show. Yes, Seth Mars has done some stuff 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:55.080 with with James Cordon. They all they were all Trevor 0:20:55.119 --> 0:20:58.080 no against It feels like they're all. Everything's in harmony, 0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:00.159