Speaker 1: Startuf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up. Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys do data. They make it noise data dot Up
Speaker 1: Episode two twelve, It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. And I
Speaker 1: am refreshed and renewed. Asked me, why, why, David Brodie
Speaker 1: are you refreshed and renewed? Because I have three pairs
Speaker 1: of headphones that I use, and I went on Amazon
Speaker 1: and I bought all new ear pads for them. And
Speaker 1: so now the little spongey part by my ears all
Speaker 1: fresh and clean on all three of my headphones, fresh
Speaker 1: and so clean clean. So I bought two different pair
Speaker 1: for my work ones. I bought new fake leather ones,
Speaker 1: you know, the fake vinyl, and I also got like
Speaker 1: furry ones. They're like vlore, like the toilet seat covers. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I have vlore ear pads on my work ones,
Speaker 1: but they're so big and fluffy. I think they may
Speaker 1: be objectional. You're a better meal than because to let
Speaker 1: me know my stuffing is coming out, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like a herniated disk. Each one of my ears have
Speaker 1: had the fluffy stuff coming out of the side. Well,
Speaker 1: it's like literally like an old Teddy bear that's gone wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw that well, eBay and Amazon, you can get that.
Speaker 1: They're not like, I don't know anywhere from five to
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars you can get tie dyed ones. Make them funky.
Speaker 1: So I got on my on my Sonyes, my industry
Speaker 1: standardsnies that I have. Now you haven't. I haven't used
Speaker 1: them because they were shredded. They was so bad when
Speaker 1: you put them on. The little black pieces roll over
Speaker 1: your ears, standing their hair right. So I just got
Speaker 1: I got dark blue ones, and the dark blue it
Speaker 1: stands out, it pops. I'm so happy I got headphone
Speaker 1: shamed a couple of weeks ago by Elvis. Actual by
Speaker 1: Elvis was the cheap mom. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: The two of us have the same headphones, but mine
Speaker 1: are so old and tattered and raggedy. Because theap best
Speaker 1: get those cheapest things. He's away from me. No, because
Speaker 1: it looks like it's growing a fungus and it looks
Speaker 1: like they're about to get up and walk away by themselves.
Speaker 1: Because the headphones that I have, I mean, listen, they're comfortable,
Speaker 1: they fit, they fit my head couch. That's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like that pair of jeans that you never watch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you got shamed because Elvis came in like right
Speaker 1: before the show started and he sat down and like
Speaker 1: ready to go put his headphones on, and he didn't
Speaker 1: have them because he left him in his office. So
Speaker 1: he's like scared, give me the headphones. And he started
Speaker 1: the show and he went to put your headphones on.
Speaker 1: It it was just like it was like a mangy
Speaker 1: old dog, like in a chunkyard, just awful, un bathed.
Speaker 1: It was shaggy dog. Yeah. So I just feel great.
Speaker 1: So treat yourself. If you have headphones with replaceable earphone,
Speaker 1: treat yourself. It's just loud. It's life changing. And I
Speaker 1: don't you get the echo. We had an echo last week.
Speaker 1: Today the audio was bleeding out through the ripped up
Speaker 1: earpieces of my old head's not that's not it you
Speaker 1: today I got so I can tell I'm on the
Speaker 1: same your your brody with the good WiFi. The WiFi
Speaker 1: is not why there's an echo. The echo is because
Speaker 1: my earphones weren't covering my ears properly, so your voice
Speaker 1: was coming out my earpads back into the micro. Sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, yeah, a little round of applause. Uh.
Speaker 1: The slices need to know a little behind the scenes. Here,
Speaker 1: a little little peek behind the curtain. Uh, David Brody
Speaker 1: is a doctor in his spare time. Because last week,
Speaker 1: your last week, we didn't do episode to twelve. The
Speaker 1: one we're doing today. This should be to thirteen. But
Speaker 1: we're one behind them. And and shout out to all
Speaker 1: the people that were worried. Yes, thank you for following
Speaker 1: me on our safety. There was they were. They were
Speaker 1: giving us wellness checks on social media. But if we're
Speaker 1: being completely honest, Wednesday and Thursday of last week, I
Speaker 1: felt like shit, Now I took COVID tests up my ass, right, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't take it up by I didn't take it.
Speaker 1: You didn't have a fever. I would take the COVID
Speaker 1: test in my ass because that's not gonna work. It's
Speaker 1: gonna say you don't have COVID every time. So but
Speaker 1: I I took tests stop and as it turns out,
Speaker 1: I didn't have COVID and I still don't. But Brody
Speaker 1: on Thursday finally said, you know what, do we cancel
Speaker 1: the Thursday podcast? Yeah? He's like, dude, you're not feeling well.
Speaker 1: He goes, you got, I bet you any amount of money.
Speaker 1: It's allergies, And I'm like, what for this? I said, no,
Speaker 1: I said, it can't be so. And I said, I
Speaker 1: have a family full of people who have allergies. I
Speaker 1: do not. I'm I'm a perfect specimen. But my my
Speaker 1: wife and kids all have allergies. So when they are off,
Speaker 1: I know it's a high something day, ragweed, heyfe whatever
Speaker 1: it is. They're allergic to. Who pays attention back again?
Speaker 1: So whoop, there it is. So so they have like
Speaker 1: they have. They each take different medicines because they'll have
Speaker 1: a different main ingredients. So we had to clarity in
Speaker 1: here and the what's the purple one? Whatever it is?
Speaker 1: Clarity by zed clarity and no is that? No it's not,
Speaker 1: it's it's there's a couple of them anyway, doesn't matter. Don'
Speaker 1: don't tweet me about it. But there's three main companies,
Speaker 1: the green and purple one, the blue one or whatever.
Speaker 1: So I said, you know I used you know, musin
Speaker 1: x um Best Max Cold and flew all in one.
Speaker 1: You know I used that one right, hit the jingle,
Speaker 1: Hit the jingle. Now, I don't know you're talking about
Speaker 1: get the jingle, hit it hard. Hit both of them
Speaker 1: hit the jingle, you bitch what I can't use I
Speaker 1: can't use that product. I mean, I was under the way.
Speaker 1: I felt like that was gonna be the solution. How
Speaker 1: about the part where it didn't work. Okay, they're a
Speaker 1: client of yours, and you know what, I'm particularly upset
Speaker 1: because a jingle ball. In New York in December, I
Speaker 1: sat with our account executive whose initial starts with her
Speaker 1: first initials J, and she introduced me to the the
Speaker 1: the woman who handles the account for musin X and
Speaker 1: her daughter big fans of our show station. And I said, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm a big fan of that product.
Speaker 1: All getting aside, I said, I get sick, I get
Speaker 1: a nasal, I get a sinus infection every winter. It
Speaker 1: works for all of my nasal and I have tried
Speaker 1: other over the counter medications and sometimes they don't work.
Speaker 1: And I have found that the musen X had the
Speaker 1: pineapple flavor of the pineapple orange, which is a better
Speaker 1: flavor than the orange. I said, So, I said, I
Speaker 1: just want to you know, not looking for an endorsement,
Speaker 1: but I love your product, even though it's a little
Speaker 1: more expensive and something you have to go to the counter.
Speaker 1: To get it whatever, it's just Oh, you'd be a
Speaker 1: great spokesperson, said yes I would, and no I'm not.
Speaker 1: So you're not getting any any slippins here unless I
Speaker 1: get a slip in. So we do have. Oh well,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it later. So you got because what
Speaker 1: you you recommended, and you were right. You were spot
Speaker 1: on that it was allergies. So now I'm clear. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm still a little nasal. And how did Scary pay
Speaker 1: me back? How did Scary pay me back for saving
Speaker 1: his life? How did I pay you back for stick? Oh?
Speaker 1: I invited you out the pizza on Saturday night? No, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: The the word pizza is definitely in the story. Let's
Speaker 1: let's establish it. Everyone. Take out your number two pencas
Speaker 1: write down the word pizza because there was the mention
Speaker 1: of pizza. I was in your neighborhood and you didn't
Speaker 1: come out. Thank you, Mr Rogers. You text Scary texted
Speaker 1: me and said, hey man, I'm at blah blah blah
Speaker 1: tavern known for their pizza by the way, and we're famous.
Speaker 1: They make they make the best pizza list in New Jersey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a few towns away from my house. Not that far
Speaker 1: I could drive it, And I said, I said, he
Speaker 1: the woods like Al Roker would say, yeah, your exact
Speaker 1: text message. I mean, I'm gonna pulp the exact message.
Speaker 1: I don't want to miss quote it right. Let me
Speaker 1: m but we'll get all the text messages from today
Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm gonna bring up later. What are
Speaker 1: you trying to prove here? Well, first of all, you
Speaker 1: fucked up the pizza. So here's what you did. Oh
Speaker 1: and then you texted me about Yeah, you texted me
Speaker 1: about Fallon and Kimmel. I talked you about that too. Yeah. Hey,
Speaker 1: you texted me where is it? Hold On? Maybe? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just walked into the blank blank tavern? Long story. M hmmm, yeah,
Speaker 1: I say no, I said, I just walked in yaiza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that was your queue to be like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna show up. I'll be I'll be right there. Nope.
Speaker 1: So I texted back, Oh, that that's right near me.
Speaker 1: The pizza is good, the pestos excellent. Solid sausage. I wrote,
Speaker 1: solid sausage. I have the sausage, solid sausage. So I
Speaker 1: figured that was my way of saying the scary Why
Speaker 1: I really liked that place. Huh so friday night I
Speaker 1: had no plans. Huh, I saved his life earlier today, huh,
Speaker 1: come on now? So then I waited. I waited eight minutes,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, there's always an invite, there's
Speaker 1: always a scene at the table for you. By then.
Speaker 1: Then I wrote back, By the way, the fact that
Speaker 1: you texted me to tell me you were in my
Speaker 1: neighborhood and then didn't follow up with anything after that
Speaker 1: definitely podcast material. Piece of brick and you roll back.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I texted you thinking of you. I figured
Speaker 1: you just stopped by. Now who just stops by? Oh my, my,
Speaker 1: my co host is in a pizza place. He's letting
Speaker 1: me know he's there, but doesn't say come. You just
Speaker 1: let me know if you get to listen. You know
Speaker 1: damn well that if you came to my neighborhood and
Speaker 1: you sat down at a place and you texted me,
Speaker 1: I would take that as a prompt that I would
Speaker 1: that you that that maybe I should drop by and
Speaker 1: see you. Because I was assumed it was Friday. I
Speaker 1: assumed it was Friday night. I assumed that okay, if
Speaker 1: he if he has free time, he'll come, but I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna ask him to. First of all, it's rude
Speaker 1: to ask you at the last minute after I get there,
Speaker 1: But you could up somebody else. That's number one. Number
Speaker 1: two rude or not to ask me a number two,
Speaker 1: it's rude of me to just assume that you've got
Speaker 1: no plans on a Friday night and you're not with
Speaker 1: your family, you're doing something. How you fix that, You're
Speaker 1: right right here, you fix us. Hey man, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're busy with your family, but on the odd chance
Speaker 1: you're not, or if you get some free time you
Speaker 1: want to swing by for dessert. I love to see him,
Speaker 1: a man, but that's not what you did. You just
Speaker 1: left it and like because I have a great pizza.
Speaker 1: Who whoo? How long we know each other, Brodie, Like
Speaker 1: seventy three years? We know each other forever we are.
Speaker 1: We we've known it. So you know that you and
Speaker 1: I have a rapport. So it's not like that in
Speaker 1: our relationship. It's we have a relationship that things are
Speaker 1: just understood. Hey man, great pizza, your neighborhood, and then
Speaker 1: the things should be and and that's your queue to
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, I'll come by or do what you
Speaker 1: did last time when I told you in your neighborhood
Speaker 1: when I was at um No you didn't know. You
Speaker 1: went and told you I was at an appearance. I
Speaker 1: was at an appearance and bankery at Calandres minutes or
Speaker 1: whatever it was. And then you showed up. I did
Speaker 1: invite you, but you showed up. You showed up because no,
Speaker 1: you said any time having appearance. I'd love to have
Speaker 1: your brody. You told me that, you said, oh, the
Speaker 1: last time you were there, You're like, you should have come,
Speaker 1: you should have come that you did Super Bowl Sunday
Speaker 1: there and I didn't make it. And so you said
Speaker 1: any time, Well, I was making it an appearance at
Speaker 1: this pizzeria in your neighborhood. And what was the reason
Speaker 1: you could have come? Night club? What was the reason
Speaker 1: for that nightclub? But the numbers in the name was
Speaker 1: that was the reason for that? Why are we there? Nightclub? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know which one? When when when like a month ago,
Speaker 1: three weeks ago, you were at a nightclub. You have
Speaker 1: to go upstairs as a number in the name, right
Speaker 1: by a strip mall. You put up, you put up
Speaker 1: Instagram stories. It's right and it's not far from me
Speaker 1: again in my neck of the world. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you're having a great time. And then you didn The
Speaker 1: next day you're like, hey, dude, I was at this
Speaker 1: place right by your house, is right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I remember that. Yeah yeah, So that's twice now.
Speaker 1: So but you could have oh man, okay, so let
Speaker 1: me ask you that. So you don't like that music
Speaker 1: they were playing that night. It was classics night, and
Speaker 1: you would have you would have gone nuts. That's party. Listen,
Speaker 1: you texted me, just walked into the tavern, right. That
Speaker 1: doesn't tell me you're sitting down for you gonna be
Speaker 1: there for three hours. You could be walking in to
Speaker 1: take take out pizza. You can be walking in to
Speaker 1: get a menu for next time. You can be walking
Speaker 1: in because they have a really good old video game
Speaker 1: in the front, which they do. So so you don't
Speaker 1: know why we're gonna spell it out for you after
Speaker 1: all these years. Yes, you have to go, Hey, Brody,
Speaker 1: I'm here, gonna be here for a few hours. Swing
Speaker 1: by if you have a chance. Well, listen my treat,
Speaker 1: you say my treat. I'm there. Well, I think I
Speaker 1: got my just desserts. Um, I think I got the
Speaker 1: payback I'll tell you in a second what happened, and
Speaker 1: then you're you're gonna be very disappointed, and so will
Speaker 1: the slices. Okay, So there I was the tavern, the
Speaker 1: implied invitation to David Brody, not implied. Okay, and I
Speaker 1: fucked up. Yes you did. Now what did I say,
Speaker 1: Try the sausage, didn't try the sausage pie. I said,
Speaker 1: try the pesto, and then I said, try the pesto
Speaker 1: and sausage solid. But that's out. What you did? Is it?
Speaker 1: Scared nold on what you did? Ricky? I ordered? I
Speaker 1: ordered the everything pizza and now this this is the
Speaker 1: once should cover their ears everyone, No, no, no, open
Speaker 1: your ears because I'm turning this a negative into a positive.
Speaker 1: Like pit Bull does. What type of did they sell them?
Speaker 1: They sell They sell bar pies round thin crust fun right,
Speaker 1: paper thin. Everyone, Everyone, open your ears because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: use this as a public service. Yes, yes, learned from
Speaker 1: the loser. Ever ever order everything on a thin crush pie,
Speaker 1: especially when that everything and includes things like, but not
Speaker 1: limited to, onions, peppers, and mushrooms, the canned mushrooms that
Speaker 1: come and juice, which, by the way, Brody forget about
Speaker 1: all that, all that Brodie hating vegetables aside. This is
Speaker 1: a fucked up move to do on any pizza anywhere
Speaker 1: in America, even if you like those three items. And
Speaker 1: here's why. Those three items specifically render a lot of
Speaker 1: water when heated up and cooked. So what happens is
Speaker 1: what happened was when the pie came out, even though
Speaker 1: we ordered extra crispy around the edges and in the bottom,
Speaker 1: the whole middle portion that contained said mushrooms, onions, and
Speaker 1: peppers was watery and and as floppy as shit and
Speaker 1: pizza puddle it was. It didn't cook. The middle was
Speaker 1: like almost raw and like floppy and disastrous, and it
Speaker 1: was I want to use the word moist. It was.
Speaker 1: It was a sloppy mess. And I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've am I a rookie. Have I never
Speaker 1: had pizza in my life? You don't do that, so
Speaker 1: you couldn't even eat it. You had to use a spoon.
Speaker 1: I know you would like to use a forking knife
Speaker 1: when you eat people the crispy thin pies. I have
Speaker 1: a picture of Scary eating artichoke pizza. Now artichokes the
Speaker 1: name of the place they were not artichokes on the
Speaker 1: pizza with a fork and a knife again last week.
Speaker 1: I will put that up in my instant story. But
Speaker 1: it was too thick. It was too thick too, she said,
Speaker 1: t H I c C. It was too thick for
Speaker 1: me to eat, that's why. And I had to touch
Speaker 1: all the buttons on the radio station said, and press
Speaker 1: all the press all the levers. So I didn't want oily,
Speaker 1: greasy fingers, so I had to use a fork and
Speaker 1: a knife. I need to get be excused from that party. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 1: But as far as pizza goes slices, don't ever order peppers,
Speaker 1: mushrooms and onions on a thin crust. Now, if it's
Speaker 1: a Chicago deep dish casserole, which I call them, not pizza,
Speaker 1: it's not pizza, then feel free to order all the
Speaker 1: all the vegetables you want because because it's not gonna,
Speaker 1: it's so thick it SOPs it up. But man, oh man,
Speaker 1: I feel like I need a redo and I may
Speaker 1: go back again. I mean, I mean, and you may
Speaker 1: get a text. Yeah, and I'm gonna have the sausage
Speaker 1: pizza with pesto because I told you what to get know.
Speaker 1: I funked up, fucked up? All right, So that was
Speaker 1: your one text message. Then, uh, then Saturday morning, you
Speaker 1: wake me up with text messages. Brody did did you
Speaker 1: see kim olan Fallon? Did you see they switched jobs?
Speaker 1: They switched jobs? I said, shape fulls, they switched jobs.
Speaker 1: They switched they did each other's shows, So I said,
Speaker 1: I said, oh, well, okay, I said, that's that's great.
Speaker 1: I tape on my DVRs. I record all the late
Speaker 1: night talk shows and I watched them the next day.
Speaker 1: If I don't step to watch some of them, so
Speaker 1: I'll watch them. Since Scary goes Kimmel did thank you notes,
Speaker 1: I said, oh, that's great, Scare, that's great. Hey, they
Speaker 1: did a couple of bits together. Okay, I'm gonna watch
Speaker 1: them side by side, including simultaneous life satellite cut ins
Speaker 1: each other. One's doing the monologues. I go, Scary, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna watch them. You don't have to tell me everything
Speaker 1: about the show. Was very excited. Well, it was very
Speaker 1: very well done. They said on the show they've been
Speaker 1: planning twenty stop it. Stop texting me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they did the box thing I needed. Okay again, I
Speaker 1: by the way, I will say Kimmel made my night
Speaker 1: with one of the bits he did. So remember I've
Speaker 1: talked about this where they do, among the many bits
Speaker 1: the games that Jimmy Fallon plays, they do a bit
Speaker 1: where there's a two people sit at the table with
Speaker 1: a wall between them, and they pick a box off
Speaker 1: the shelf, a numbered boxed box of the box of lies,
Speaker 1: and so the get the celebrity guest will normally ask
Speaker 1: the audience what numbers should I pick? And I go,
Speaker 1: why does the audience give a ship? What number they pick? Right?
Speaker 1: And then Taylor Swift finally broke tradition and just took
Speaker 1: box thirteen that's her number, and didn't care. So Kimmel
Speaker 1: gets up and they're going seven, eight, five, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick whatever number I want. I'm the host.
Speaker 1: Why care what numbers you like? He just like just
Speaker 1: laid it out there, like why do you care? And
Speaker 1: why do I care what you think? They're all the same,
Speaker 1: They're all the same boxes. So kudos to Kimmel. Now,
Speaker 1: did you have a preference? Did you prefer Kimmel doing
Speaker 1: Fallon or Fallon doing kids. Here's the problem. I only
Speaker 1: tape the Jimmy Fallon Show. I'm a huge and of
Speaker 1: the tonight so I saw Kimmel do that and he
Speaker 1: was very good. Um. And then the bits that they
Speaker 1: did together were awesome. I hear that Jimmy Fallon, who
Speaker 1: went to l a toast Kimmel show, killed he was.
Speaker 1: He crushed it and I heard he got a huge response. Um,
Speaker 1: I will I will say that. I want to see
Speaker 1: that now. The reason Brodie I got so excited, can
Speaker 1: we go back to the original premise here, and that
Speaker 1: is is because I honestly think they win April Fool's
Speaker 1: Day hands down. Listen. There were a lot of pranks
Speaker 1: out there, including one that I'd like to talk about
Speaker 1: briefly before we move on to the one that we
Speaker 1: that we had planned. No, No, not that one. Uh
Speaker 1: but but I really think thank you NBC and ABC
Speaker 1: for a loud because in order for these two men
Speaker 1: who are on competing networks and competing for ad dollars
Speaker 1: and guests and musical acts, for them to be able
Speaker 1: to collab together and have their two have together work
Speaker 1: in harmony to create this joke for the better better
Speaker 1: benefit of the American public. I don't want to say
Speaker 1: it's a risk, but I want to say thank you.
Speaker 1: It's so cool that that could happen because everything is
Speaker 1: so divisive these days and everything is so it's just
Speaker 1: awesome that these two were able to do it and
Speaker 1: even planning. It's it's April twenty. It's just big change
Speaker 1: because in the seventies and eighties and nineties, there was
Speaker 1: not a camaraderie. There was Johnny Carson, and if you
Speaker 1: dared go up against him, you were dead and show business.
Speaker 1: Joan Rivers, if you're famous comedian, she was the regular
Speaker 1: fill in for Carson anytime Carson took a day off.
Speaker 1: After many years used to be let Himan, would fill
Speaker 1: in different people, but at some point Joan Rivers became
Speaker 1: the fill in for the Tonight Show whenever Johnny Carson
Speaker 1: would take off. Right nowadays, when they take off, they
Speaker 1: just put reruns on, but back in the day, because
Speaker 1: it was such a money making thing, they would have
Speaker 1: a guest host come in. It was always Joan Rivers. Well,
Speaker 1: Johnny not yet not ready to retire, and Joan Rivers
Speaker 1: was off at a chance to host her own show.
Speaker 1: I believe, I believe it was on Fox when Fox
Speaker 1: five first became a Fox five when Fox TV first
Speaker 1: became a network in the late eighties, and they gave
Speaker 1: Joan Rivers her own show and at that point, even
Speaker 1: though it failed after a year, maybe whatever it was,
Speaker 1: Johnny Carson never talked to her again. She was dead
Speaker 1: to him, dead dead to me. When Leno and let
Speaker 1: Himan had to fight over who was gonna take over
Speaker 1: the Tonight Show after Carson left, Carson and let Himan
Speaker 1: didn't talk forever. You're dead to me, You're dead. That
Speaker 1: was a war, famous Late Night Wars books written now
Speaker 1: like real nastiness. Right now, Colbert goes on Fallon Fallon
Speaker 1: does a crossover screen time with Colbert. They both loved
Speaker 1: Kimmel Fallon show. Yes, Seth Mars has done some stuff
Speaker 1: with with James Cordon. They all they were all Trevor
Speaker 1: no against It feels like they're all. Everything's in harmony,
Speaker 1: but they all love each other. They've done so was
Speaker 1: they did an episode where they were all on the
Speaker 1: same time. They all did like they all signed on
Speaker 1: the same thing for Earth Day maybe when there and
Speaker 1: there was one thing that they do some things because
Speaker 1: Conan did a thing with them at the same time.
Speaker 1: You don't see that. We don't see people working together
Speaker 1: to do a funny joke like that, and you just
Speaker 1: don't see it. So that wass a go on our competitives.
Speaker 1: Morning Show and Switch stations never do that because we're
Speaker 1: still their listeners. But still, but how cool is it
Speaker 1: that they That's why Brodie, I was so excited and
Speaker 1: I was texting you like a little puppy dog, right,
Speaker 1: but you were trying to everything I was. I was
Speaker 1: like trying to hump a leg and then he scratched
Speaker 1: the side of his face. You gotta see it, like
Speaker 1: I'll see it. I'll see. But the one, the one
Speaker 1: practical joke that I gotta tell you about that I
Speaker 1: gotta say that I didn't think it was a big deal,
Speaker 1: but I was like, oh no, it was the one
Speaker 1: that I played on my girlfriend. It was the one
Speaker 1: that I that I forwarded to her, and that was
Speaker 1: that there was a very big There was a very
Speaker 1: big one out there about the Northern lights, which is
Speaker 1: those green light that dart across the sky that you
Speaker 1: could only see in like up in n very North Iceland, Norway.
Speaker 1: And my granlfriend's been wanting to go up there and
Speaker 1: do a trip during the Northern light season because it
Speaker 1: only appears during a certain part of the year. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say any details yet because we're not allowed,
Speaker 1: but you may have that chance soon maybe real Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe all right. Anyway, So so with that said, um,
Speaker 1: this article came out and said, for the first time
Speaker 1: ever in fifty fifty four years, the Northern Lance, she
Speaker 1: was able to be seen in New York. And so
Speaker 1: I said it to my girlfriend and her response was
Speaker 1: she started crying, crying with crying with happiness. Here's a
Speaker 1: joy that this thing, that her one bucket list item
Speaker 1: that she's been wanting her entire life. She's gonna be
Speaker 1: able to see the Northern Lights on this one special night.
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh my god, let's let's go get
Speaker 1: a hotel room in this city with a great view,
Speaker 1: and let's let's go there and we'll make a weekend.
Speaker 1: And then and she tells her friend, her best friend,
Speaker 1: and then she texts her backs, Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go sit outside. I got lounge chairs. I don't
Speaker 1: care how cold it is. I'm gonna put some food
Speaker 1: up and I'm gonna sit out. I'm gonna make a
Speaker 1: whole night of him gonna light some can It was
Speaker 1: a practical joke. It was in April, fools. You can't
Speaker 1: see the northern lights from this latitude. It's a physical possibility.
Speaker 1: Yeah you you you that's not so Now I feel
Speaker 1: like a ship ahead. So you know what you should
Speaker 1: have said, Oh honey, I'm so sorry. I thought you
Speaker 1: were smarter than that. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Well back
Speaker 1: queen to dress one more April Fools, because even though
Speaker 1: I saw it coming, it was my favorite. Well it
Speaker 1: was my favorite on social media. Um, and we may
Speaker 1: have him on the show. So meals by couge. That's
Speaker 1: cu g short for cousin, which means cousin. But in
Speaker 1: our neighborhood it meant like, you know, the guys with
Speaker 1: the muscle T shirt, the sleeveless T shirt. Then there
Speaker 1: was the they were the before the Guido saw a
Speaker 1: Saturday night fever, the guys who were like, we're in
Speaker 1: the they we called them guinea ta s. It was
Speaker 1: the they call him wife beaters. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: that's what they called him. So it was the you know,
Speaker 1: the sleeveless on the shirts, the gold chains, the perfect hair,
Speaker 1: you called the guy at Coushine. He had like a
Speaker 1: call with a great forty speakers in his call with
Speaker 1: fifteen amps and black windows, drive up and down the
Speaker 1: avenue looking for girls playing his radio, like, hey, look
Speaker 1: at those cousins over there. It was like, hey, look
Speaker 1: at the Italian kids hanging out. But you don't have
Speaker 1: to be Italian. He's the guy when he looks like
Speaker 1: he looks like the look he does not look like.
Speaker 1: It doesn't fit the part of looking or talking. He talks,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't look. He's a he's so thin and
Speaker 1: he's got long, stringy hair. He did a mustache. He
Speaker 1: sort of looks like he should be like a kiss
Speaker 1: concert in the seventies, right, he does the seventies looking hairstop.
Speaker 1: But he's hilarious. He actually lives the lifestyle, eats the food,
Speaker 1: and talks the language. So we love him and he's
Speaker 1: he's obviously a huge star on TikTok and he's blowing
Speaker 1: up on Instagram. But what he's known for, in addition
Speaker 1: to being funny and insulting your sister, is he's a
Speaker 1: I like to think of he would like to think
Speaker 1: of himself as an expert in a ficionado on Italian
Speaker 1: food and good sam witches. And I say, he does
Speaker 1: go to some great places, and it makes me. He
Speaker 1: makes me want to go to those spots after he
Speaker 1: goes to He did a review and uh, he was
Speaker 1: talking about, this is the best chicken palm I've ever had.
Speaker 1: The marinara is fantastic. Oh my god. Now he gives
Speaker 1: he rates the food on a scale of one to five.
Speaker 1: Mud Owns like mons like, but he he when he
Speaker 1: likes it more than five, he'll go like when Scary goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's he's going above the top of
Speaker 1: the limit to show you he means it. Even so
Speaker 1: he'll go, I give this nine out of five. Mud Owns.
Speaker 1: That means even though I'm only going up to five,
Speaker 1: it's so good, I'm giving you nine. He gave it
Speaker 1: like fifteen mud Owns. Never does. He was because people
Speaker 1: listen to me, this is the chicken palm is melting
Speaker 1: your mouth. It's fantastic. He was reviewing Olive Garden. Now
Speaker 1: there's no way this Italian guy from New York who's
Speaker 1: in a fish sionado if you like it to Olive Garden,
Speaker 1: it's fine. It's like like in Dominoes. It's not peze,
Speaker 1: but it's something and it's if you're in the mood
Speaker 1: for it, it's good. It fills your stomach. There are
Speaker 1: times alait Dominoes and go this is this is good
Speaker 1: at they have their artisanal line of pizza. All right,
Speaker 1: it's all right, the sauce a little something, but it's
Speaker 1: not bad. But again it's on a conveyor belt, so
Speaker 1: it just has a different consistency. But that being said,
Speaker 1: Olive Garden is not your classic Italian food. But if
Speaker 1: you like it, god bless you. But it's not like
Speaker 1: what Italians are gonna go like when the commercial like
Speaker 1: friends are here from the old Country, nobody's coming from
Speaker 1: Italy and olive Goden, they'll slap you in the head.
Speaker 1: So it was very funny. It was an Apri Fol's joke.
Speaker 1: At then he goes he Apri Fool's. That was funny
Speaker 1: to me. That was to me, that was a good
Speaker 1: Apri Fools joke. Um. But that being said, I do
Speaker 1: have I do have to call you out a one
Speaker 1: more texting call. We're still we're still on this Okay,
Speaker 1: where was this morning? Scary had some big news for me.
Speaker 1: That that it was about a friend of ours who
Speaker 1: had some good news he wanted to share with me.
Speaker 1: And he knows I nap every day when the show's over,
Speaker 1: I take a nap, like ten thirty. We're off the
Speaker 1: day air ten. I'm working from home at the moment,
Speaker 1: and I'm not sleeping. Well, I go to bed like
Speaker 1: two in the morning. So I take a nap for
Speaker 1: a few hours every day. Same time. A couple of
Speaker 1: days ago, I said, you know, my daughter is in town.
Speaker 1: She's in she's in Europe. She lives in Europe right now.
Speaker 1: She went tore to study. Uh she went there for
Speaker 1: a master's degree. And she's home for the week. And uh,
Speaker 1: you know, my wife's at work. So I'm entertaining her
Speaker 1: every afternoon. So she's like, oh, let's go to Starbucks.
Speaker 1: Oh I have a great Starbucks story coming up. Let's
Speaker 1: go to Starbucks. Take me to duncan. Hey, can we
Speaker 1: go get some some lunch. So my naps are gone
Speaker 1: all week. Today was my first day of nap. My
Speaker 1: daughter flew back to Europe last night. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what happened at her at the airport. At some point,
Speaker 1: um and so I laid down for my nap today.
Speaker 1: I got the dogs. I got my nap with the
Speaker 1: sleeping beauty. Weren't you. I took my jeans off in bed,
Speaker 1: I put on some YouTube videos about Moon Night, my
Speaker 1: new favorite show at the moment, and I went to bed.
Speaker 1: And then not that long after, I was sleeping and
Speaker 1: I and listen, don't tweet me about you can turn
Speaker 1: your ringer off. You can turn I know that. But
Speaker 1: I have it where my favorite people, if they call
Speaker 1: me a number of times, it'll ring, it'll vibrate, because
Speaker 1: I know that some people in emergency have to reach me.
Speaker 1: Your favorite people on Scary in my favorites list because
Speaker 1: I call and text him a lot, and I know
Speaker 1: if if I was late for work, he would call
Speaker 1: me in the morning to wake me up. So I
Speaker 1: leave him on that protected list. That's a mistake, and
Speaker 1: you're no longer in that protected list. Scary. Let me
Speaker 1: look at my phone. Scary called me at one and
Speaker 1: then he must have gotten discouraged because he waited until
Speaker 1: one thirty two. I had to wake you up. I
Speaker 1: knew you were sleeping. I wanted to wake up. He
Speaker 1: didn't care, so he kept quite. Also wanted to see
Speaker 1: if we could do the podcast early. He's selfish, prick, honestly, honestly,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what my caller is for twofold?
Speaker 1: You know? So, yes, I was. There were dual reasons
Speaker 1: for the number. One was to give you that news.
Speaker 1: The second was like, oh, by the way, while you're
Speaker 1: wide awake, right now, let's do the podcast. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he knew I was extra time. I didn't give a
Speaker 1: shit about waking me up, and then wanted me to
Speaker 1: to function like a human being. And you guys know,
Speaker 1: I have an app on my phone because I have
Speaker 1: an Android allows me to do that. It's a reminder app,
Speaker 1: so when you miss a phone call, when you miss
Speaker 1: a phone call or text message, I have it set
Speaker 1: to constantly remind me so I don't miss it eventually
Speaker 1: like you missed it. So my missed calls from Scary
Speaker 1: kept vibrating over and it's like the alarm clock, you
Speaker 1: can't hit snooze. So I had to function again and
Speaker 1: turn off the reminder app because Scary wouldn't stop calling.
Speaker 1: And it was not news that couldn't have waited until
Speaker 1: I woke up. It was just something he wanted to
Speaker 1: But now I find out. He just wanted to do
Speaker 1: the podcast. There is that. Yeah, Yeah, we have a
Speaker 1: big moment coming up later in the podcast. This is
Speaker 1: one of those things that I'm gonna tease. But we
Speaker 1: have scary you have when your big boy pants. We
Speaker 1: have the return of Katie Babs. Katie Blabs ever a
Speaker 1: bloody randomly I got audio that that really sheds a
Speaker 1: light on some random audio we've already played on the podcast.
Speaker 1: So it's a Katie Babs update. So okay, good now,
Speaker 1: you there were some other things that you were on
Speaker 1: your list you want to we wanted to get to
Speaker 1: I tease this and didn't get to it. I told
Speaker 1: you guys a couple of weeks ago that I got
Speaker 1: locked out of my car at the garage, right. I
Speaker 1: told you I left the key. I got back too
Speaker 1: late and I couldn't get into my car. So when
Speaker 1: I got in, there's a code. There's an access code,
Speaker 1: like a multi digit code on the keypad. I got in,
Speaker 1: I saw my car sitting there and it's all locked up. Now,
Speaker 1: my car is a Dodge Charger, and one of the
Speaker 1: anti anti devices they have is that if your keys
Speaker 1: are in the car, the doors won't lock, right, I
Speaker 1: have that on my car too, up so the doors
Speaker 1: are locked, which means my keys are not in the
Speaker 1: car now. As a refresher from last episode, the afternoon
Speaker 1: attendant who's there until eleven PM, said I'm leaving it
Speaker 1: eleven and I said, I'll be back like so when
Speaker 1: I got back, he was gone. Now they have a
Speaker 1: little office. It's a rectangular office along the wall, like
Speaker 1: they just they built like three little walls up against
Speaker 1: the concrete slab of the building and they put a
Speaker 1: door there and it's got windows and in there. I've
Speaker 1: been in there, have walked in and said, you know,
Speaker 1: talk to the guys. And they have like a long
Speaker 1: cabinet with drawers and a TV and a shelf with
Speaker 1: cable box. So is that where they keep the keys? Well,
Speaker 1: you know most of these places have like that little
Speaker 1: box with the hooks and they have all the keys
Speaker 1: hanging up. So I'm like, all right, no big deal.
Speaker 1: I'll just go and get my fab out of the
Speaker 1: little box. Got to help me. Hopefully the doors open
Speaker 1: so the door's not locked to the little office. You're saying,
Speaker 1: there's a chance, because I'm like, it's eleven o'clock. I'm
Speaker 1: in panic mode. So I walk in. The little box
Speaker 1: has one key in it and it's not mine. I go,
Speaker 1: so what do I do? Uh? I start looking around
Speaker 1: and I see there's that round dome. It's redundant, but
Speaker 1: there's a dome in the corner the security camera, the
Speaker 1: tinted glass in the corner above the cable box in
Speaker 1: the top shelf there, and I so I know it's
Speaker 1: on me. Oh my, oh, I gotta do something if
Speaker 1: my key is in the drawer. So I look at
Speaker 1: I look on the top shelf. I get on top
Speaker 1: of the chair. It's like one of those rocking leather
Speaker 1: chairs that you can sit back in, so I have
Speaker 1: to like steady myself because the chairs tilting. So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a mess. I'm struggling. I'm like this camera is
Speaker 1: on me as I'm struggling the balance on the chair
Speaker 1: to see if maybe they stashed it on the very
Speaker 1: top shelf that you can't see. So I'm like risking
Speaker 1: my life. It's not up there. So I come back down.
Speaker 1: I start going through the drawers, paper towels, paper plates,
Speaker 1: catch your packages. I find it all with money, just
Speaker 1: some fives and singles. I guess in case they need
Speaker 1: to change. I would never touch your money. I go
Speaker 1: in the cabinets. I'm going everywhere. There's a safe in
Speaker 1: the corner that has one of these, like you could
Speaker 1: drop it in and turn the big big wheel and
Speaker 1: it turns to the opening, faces down and it drops
Speaker 1: everything in. I look in there. There's no key. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if the key is in there, I'm fun because this
Speaker 1: is giant safe metal, you know. Okay, So I walk around,
Speaker 1: I'm looking. I look. I look in the lockers in
Speaker 1: the back and I hang their shirts. They don't lock them.
Speaker 1: Are you taking this real time, through this entire process. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Now no, it's eleven. I go back and look at
Speaker 1: all the drawers again that I've looked in six times,
Speaker 1: as if something's gonna change now. I start calling phone
Speaker 1: numbers that are on the wall post it notes that
Speaker 1: look like guys who could like one of them says
Speaker 1: like Olivier. I'm like, he sounds like the I think
Speaker 1: I remember him. He filled in once. I call him.
Speaker 1: It's eleven five, no answer. Then I called Dmitri, like
Speaker 1: I think he filled in once. These are all the
Speaker 1: filling guys, but the guy who works there his numbers
Speaker 1: not on the wall. So I'm calling everybody. I call.
Speaker 1: One guy goes, hey, what it is? I? Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: is this? Uh? Is this Paco? He goes yeah, I go,
Speaker 1: this is the garage calling. Uh do you know what
Speaker 1: the keys are? I hadn't work there in seven mont Scout.
Speaker 1: I don't have call made. It's light hung up. Po's
Speaker 1: not happy, so I'm out of luck. So now Raoul guy,
Speaker 1: he's the regular guy. He's that guy, the regular guy
Speaker 1: who works afternoons, used to have mornings, night, works afternoons.
Speaker 1: I have his phone number. This whole time, forty five minutes,
Speaker 1: I'm texting him, texting him please, I need your help.
Speaker 1: That he's the kind of guyho likes to like bang
Speaker 1: women on the weekends. So I'm thinking, like, it's a
Speaker 1: late Thursday night. Maybe he's on a date, you know.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, please put it back in your pants
Speaker 1: and need your help. I'm texting him, calling him. I
Speaker 1: call the main number for the parking people and I say, hey,
Speaker 1: UM says press three if it's an emergency. So I
Speaker 1: press three and I leave a message and I said,
Speaker 1: the supervisor will call you back immediately. I called eleven
Speaker 1: times left messages for no but no supervisor called me.
Speaker 1: So now I call my house. My family is sleeping,
Speaker 1: they're not waking up. Apparently I'm not on their spe
Speaker 1: show list because their phone is not ringing. I have
Speaker 1: no way to get home. If I take an uber home,
Speaker 1: it's like eighty bucks, and then I gotta take it
Speaker 1: uber back it's another eighty bucks. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sleep at the radio station. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: sleep at the radio station. And why is that a
Speaker 1: bad thing? Because because I want to go home all right,
Speaker 1: but you couldn't. So so okay, what happened? So um
Speaker 1: if there's a video of me climbing all over? So
Speaker 1: I go back. I climb up on the shelf again.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the drawers again. Finally Raoul calls me
Speaker 1: back at twelve forty two. I had been calling him
Speaker 1: for hour and a half. No, I got there eleven.
Speaker 1: He goes, what he does? I go, hey, man, where
Speaker 1: are the keys? I can't. I'm I'm locked. I tell
Speaker 1: the story. I'm like, I went through your locker. I
Speaker 1: went in the refrigerator. So he says, Okay, here's what
Speaker 1: you gotta do, and he gives me a nine step
Speaker 1: procedure of how many steps, how many paces. I'm actually
Speaker 1: happy about this. It shows that they really care about
Speaker 1: our cars and they're secure. Right. Well, they could have
Speaker 1: just put it in the box and locked it in
Speaker 1: the closet there with the little but nope, they put
Speaker 1: them in and in a locked security bag inside a thing,
Speaker 1: in another thing, behind a thing. I had to move
Speaker 1: a thing. You'd never find it good, never good. I
Speaker 1: like that. That makes me feel better. So yes, so
Speaker 1: very secure, but scary. I gotta I was like a
Speaker 1: like a like a burglar, going through the drawers like
Speaker 1: like a mouse, like scratching in the drawer, lifting up napkins.
Speaker 1: You've got your keys and you went home. What time
Speaker 1: do you get on the quarter after one? No, I
Speaker 1: get host. So now I have to take the Holland
Speaker 1: Tunnel to get home. With the tunnel in Lower Manhattan
Speaker 1: it was closed for construction. Of course, it was you
Speaker 1: to go all the way around. Yes, because now it's
Speaker 1: one thirty in the morning, that's about minutes out of
Speaker 1: the way. Yep. I had to go north to the
Speaker 1: Lincoln Tunnel and then south back and then west again.
Speaker 1: Oh I got I got home around two o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning, hanging off for work at five HAPs and me, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: shout out. By the way of this Friday, April eighth.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is, Bertie, My family has
Speaker 1: been celebrating this holiday since I was a little kid.
Speaker 1: It's but not a day national impena a day on
Speaker 1: Friday's right, April eight, and we hope that you're gonna
Speaker 1: be celebrating with us. Well, you know, we love to
Speaker 1: support local. That's who the Brooklyn Boys are, and we
Speaker 1: like and we love Brooklyn. So about a year and
Speaker 1: a half, two years ago, Bertie, maybe a little bit
Speaker 1: right before the bandem about that. Yep, you're absolutely right. Um,
Speaker 1: our friends at Empanada City came up to the radio
Speaker 1: station because they're fans of the show. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: they love the show. This is a mom and pop
Speaker 1: place from Brooklyn. They brought up the best empanadas I've
Speaker 1: ever had. I mean I've ever sung my teeth into.
Speaker 1: And not just of the regular shredded beef or the
Speaker 1: chicken variety we're talking about. We're talking about on flavors
Speaker 1: of of of of empanadas. Well, you know what we're
Speaker 1: going with this in honor of Empanada National Empanada Day,
Speaker 1: and now the pandemics being you know, it's pretty much
Speaker 1: hopefully in the rear view for most of us. The
Speaker 1: Eponata city people are deciding to celebrate with us on
Speaker 1: this Brooklyn Boys podcast, and they're celebrating with us on
Speaker 1: the radio stations You and hundred in New York by
Speaker 1: bringing up Banata's up. And I gotta say, they sent
Speaker 1: us a few boxers in advance, and oh my god, well,
Speaker 1: you know me, I'm a pickie eater. They they said,
Speaker 1: they said, Brody, They sent me both of us email
Speaker 1: they said, pick out the flavors you want and we'll
Speaker 1: ship them to your house. Well, wait a second, and
Speaker 1: we were like, wait, you guys have a brick and
Speaker 1: mortar that they're they're in Prospect and left left the
Speaker 1: Prospect Lefforge Gardens and Bushwick and right that's where they are.
Speaker 1: That's their brick and mortar. Now, why would we talk
Speaker 1: about a local Brooklyn place to your national national podcast.
Speaker 1: We'll tell them, Brody, Well, because now they ship anywhere
Speaker 1: you live, which they proved by shipping it to my
Speaker 1: house and the Scary's house and let me let me
Speaker 1: tell you what I got. And and by the way,
Speaker 1: one of the things I like is that they make
Speaker 1: these fresh every day. And I thought I thought I
Speaker 1: had them. I'm gonna tell you what. I thought I
Speaker 1: had them, and I didn't have them. I thought I
Speaker 1: caught them in somethinghere. I was like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: an idea to make you better, and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have one better than you. So I'll tell you
Speaker 1: but I got. I ordered the Chicken, which is chicken, tomato, bacon,
Speaker 1: and Monterey Jack cheese. Alright, not just shredded chicken, all right?
Speaker 1: Checking pizza, I got the Pello no brainer. Here, I
Speaker 1: got Pizzazza. I got the pizza Burger one too, which
Speaker 1: is ground beef, tomato, sauce, and mozzarella cheese. Hello, but
Speaker 1: what's what's the winner? Bro? All hold on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm doing him in order, all right? I got the
Speaker 1: rope of V, which is a standard flank steak, peppers
Speaker 1: and onions in a red sauce. Now you know me,
Speaker 1: I don't like vegetables. The peppers and onions are meant
Speaker 1: so small that they just have a flavor. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I pulled a taco sauce on I know it's taco
Speaker 1: sauce on opanada, but then hold on, I got the
Speaker 1: pest alone. I hope I'm saying that right, ground beef,
Speaker 1: sweet plantains and mozzarella cheese. Hello, But that's not my problem, Scary,
Speaker 1: what told you what the problem was. I have such
Speaker 1: a problem with the last one I that I emailed
Speaker 1: them and asked them how I can cook the food faster.
Speaker 1: It's the smack and cheese s m a c apostrophe
Speaker 1: and chicken, spicy red hot chicken breast smoothing in our
Speaker 1: homemade mac and cheese. It's it's chicken and let me
Speaker 1: say it again, and spicy mac and cheese and an
Speaker 1: empanada inside the eponata. Guys, this is all, all of this,
Speaker 1: all this goodness is going on inside the shell of
Speaker 1: an impanata. This isn't These aren't main entree courses. This
Speaker 1: is the all this stuff we're mentioning is inside each emponata.
Speaker 1: And that is the beauty of this and and there.
Speaker 1: They don't do the mass produced thing. They are made
Speaker 1: fresh every single day, and then they ship you nationwide.
Speaker 1: So these are these are Puerto Rican and Dominican uh,
Speaker 1: you know, flavors and authentic. I've been to Puerto Rico
Speaker 1: and I've been to the Dominican Republic. We had empanadas
Speaker 1: at the hotels we stayed at. Not this good, not
Speaker 1: as good, not a shot. So they pride themselves on
Speaker 1: their authentic blends of meats, cheeses, vegetables, their fruit, the
Speaker 1: fulfilled that you can have for dessert. And they're gonna
Speaker 1: put up pictures of my stuff. Oh so let me
Speaker 1: tell you. Let me tell you why I so, I
Speaker 1: asked him. I said, hey, I have to wait. It
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, thirteen fourteen minutes, you know,
Speaker 1: to heat them up from what if they shipped into me? Yes,
Speaker 1: And after I had the first batch, I got like
Speaker 1: anxiety waiting for them. I said, can I put them
Speaker 1: in my f friar? They said, you know what, We've
Speaker 1: never done that. Hold on. They got back to me
Speaker 1: in an hour, and they sent me pictures. They go
Speaker 1: ten minutes at three fifty, I think is what they
Speaker 1: told them at three in ten or eleven minutes. I
Speaker 1: kind of want to end this podcast right now because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to my freezer and and and make
Speaker 1: a few because they're so freaking good. I'm salivating. I
Speaker 1: had the smack and cheese for lunch today in anticipation
Speaker 1: of us talking about exactly So he's what we want
Speaker 1: you to do for going. First of all, follow them
Speaker 1: on all social media you'll see what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: At Empanad City. That's Twitter, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram. But follow
Speaker 1: them at Mponata City. Uh, you can go to Empanata
Speaker 1: city dot com and right now for the slices. And
Speaker 1: in honor of national imp not a day you get off.
Speaker 1: I guess what the code word is. Take it. I'll
Speaker 1: give you one. Guess. Slices you already know Brooklyn use
Speaker 1: code Brooklyn. Okay, that's it, Brooklyn fent off empanadas at
Speaker 1: Empanata City dot com. Thank you for joining us this
Speaker 1: special week on the Book and Boys podcast, and uh
Speaker 1: for being there with us. You're our friends and I
Speaker 1: can't wait to eat you on Friday morning on National
Speaker 1: Impenata Day. Yes that sounded wrong. Okay, it sounded wrong,
Speaker 1: but delicious. I'll tell you what sounds wrong. So um,
Speaker 1: I needed um one of my kids needed to see
Speaker 1: a doctor, nothing serious, and I was like, okay, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't a doctor we already had, so like I
Speaker 1: called the place and in the title, right in the title,
Speaker 1: it was like blah blah blah blah blah blah town
Speaker 1: immediate Care. When you call, the message says, all representatives
Speaker 1: are currently busy. Please leave a message and we'll get
Speaker 1: back too as soon as possible. Immediate care. The name
Speaker 1: is immediate care. Wait, the name is immediate care. But
Speaker 1: they're doing the opposite. Yes, when you call them, they
Speaker 1: say all representatives are currently busy. How is I immediate?
Speaker 1: Not immediate? Not immediate, But yet they claimed to be immediate.
Speaker 1: By the way, you have audio playing in your I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. I hear it is or
Speaker 1: is that is the voices in your head? They finally
Speaker 1: got to you. No, you know what. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. Let me check. They're saying, be humble, brody,
Speaker 1: don't complain about for you doom ha ha ha. Well
Speaker 1: I'm gonna complain about Starbucks in a minute that I'm
Speaker 1: absolutely good going on in your I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is, scaring the hell out of it. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of browsers open, so it could be anything.
Speaker 1: Let me see how close this one. Okay. Well, as
Speaker 1: you were saying, yeah, so, um, I was claiming about Starbucks,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go We're gonna play some sound here. But okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to do sound? Yeah? We were in
Speaker 1: between things, so it's a big deal. So let me
Speaker 1: let me make sure that i'm anything open here that
Speaker 1: I can I got this. You know my equipment. It's
Speaker 1: not my equipment, sucking up, No, it's not my equipment.
Speaker 1: I had a browser open. It's ok So, um, let
Speaker 1: me look at the sound list because I want to
Speaker 1: do him in order. We have, as I said, the
Speaker 1: return of Katie Babs Katie Blabs of the House. But
Speaker 1: I want to get to the other audio because I
Speaker 1: want to save with Katie Babs to the end of
Speaker 1: this segment. So let's let's me look at the list.
Speaker 1: Let's play. Um, you have the Adam Project. Okay. So
Speaker 1: The Adam Project is a great movie, um with Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1: And in the movie, he loses his girlfriend, uh, and
Speaker 1: then he finds her again. So listen to what she
Speaker 1: says and listen to his response. That makes it doesn't
Speaker 1: fit with what she said to be anymore. I can't
Speaker 1: even so she says she says, I got used to
Speaker 1: being alone, and he says, not anymore to anymore. That
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense at all. Right,
Speaker 1: he said he should have said, you're not alone anymore.
Speaker 1: But she goes, I got used to be alone. He goes,
Speaker 1: not anymore. So does that mean she's no longer no
Speaker 1: longer used to be alone? Right? That that's pretty bad. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what the what the comedy here? Oh?
Speaker 1: You have music to my ears? I do? Okay. So
Speaker 1: this is a broadcaster for the Los Angeles Angels and
Speaker 1: somebody says something to him and then he responds with
Speaker 1: music to my ears. But listen to what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Fun is it to Mike trad Out? There
Speaker 1: a lot of fun man music to my ears? Wait?
Speaker 1: What how you're talking about a visual thing? Right? How
Speaker 1: how fun is it to see Mike Trout playing? Well,
Speaker 1: he will right to see him playing its music to
Speaker 1: my ears? But he's probably commenting on the news of
Speaker 1: Mike Trout that he heard what was said to him.
Speaker 1: Play it again? Is it to see Mike Trout? There
Speaker 1: a lot of fun man music to my ears? It's
Speaker 1: how fun? Is it? To see him. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: but I gotta give him a pass on this. You're
Speaker 1: dead to me, but I gotta give him a pass
Speaker 1: on this because I know what he meant. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know what he meant. I recognize it's a foul. But okay,
Speaker 1: uh play this clip and I'll explain why it's wrong
Speaker 1: because I don't remember before him. But Bruce Willis or
Speaker 1: Bruce Willis will step away from his film career after
Speaker 1: being diagnosed with ala facia. According to his family, alla facia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that wrong, No, he has alla facia now remember, so
Speaker 1: he has alla facia. That's correct. Now play the clip
Speaker 1: of them talking about Jada Pinkett Smith. Motion Picture Arts
Speaker 1: and Sciences has began disciplinary proceedings against actor Will Smith
Speaker 1: after he slapped comedian Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars.
Speaker 1: The Academy says Smith refused to leave the ceremony after
Speaker 1: the slap, bargaining joked about Smith's wife, JOHNA. Pickett Smith,
Speaker 1: referencing her shaved head. Pickett Smith suffers from alopecia disease,
Speaker 1: causing hair loss. Alopecia. Right, so, so Bruce Willis has
Speaker 1: alapacia and Jada Pickett has alopecia, right, but I haven't,
Speaker 1: So where's the error. I'm trying to hold on a second. No,
Speaker 1: I hold on a second. I'm trying to remember what
Speaker 1: that I think he said, Um oh, maybe another clip
Speaker 1: I didn't send you. Uh yeah about that? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but but I wanted you also to hear that he
Speaker 1: sounds drunk at the beginning that listen because he called
Speaker 1: stuffs and sciences as began to disciplinary discipline and then
Speaker 1: he said Jada wrong. So I'm sorry. There was a
Speaker 1: third clip I didn't send you. Um, let's get to
Speaker 1: Katie Babs because that is my favorite clip. Um remember
Speaker 1: the original one which I sent you this week, and
Speaker 1: because you didn't have, we talked about In this clip,
Speaker 1: she's trying to be too cool. She's talking about whatever
Speaker 1: awards shows she was talking about, and how I want
Speaker 1: you to listen to who they nominated in the rock
Speaker 1: category that she was offended by and she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so cool, they're not listen. This is the follow up.
Speaker 1: This is the first ever clip not don't play Katie
Speaker 1: Beast play the original where she's complaining about people who
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been nominated. All right, you know how five
Speaker 1: Finger Death Punch are nominated for Billboard Music Award for
Speaker 1: Top Rock Artists. I didn't know who else was nominated,
Speaker 1: so I went and looked, and this makes little to
Speaker 1: no sense. But what do you expect from the Billboard
Speaker 1: Music world. The only band that makes sense in this
Speaker 1: category is a C d C. Otherwise you have twenty
Speaker 1: one Pilots and Machine Gun Kelly. They are not rock artists. People,
Speaker 1: Oh man, what are they thinking? Oh man, what are
Speaker 1: they thinking? Because remember remember she's too cool for the room, right,
Speaker 1: So she's wants to poke fun at the main stream
Speaker 1: rock artists because because, as as she pointed out, because
Speaker 1: she's Kelly and Pilots, she's Kelly and not rock her.
Speaker 1: So like ECDC used to rock, thus rock, rock in
Speaker 1: your face stage and get fucking blow jobs, fucking bitches
Speaker 1: in the corner, racks rock. That's real rock. Kelly, He's
Speaker 1: not real rock, you know. So this is why I
Speaker 1: hate her and people like her, because she's gonna call
Speaker 1: everything posers. But I cann't Brodie. I didn't even hear
Speaker 1: the clip we're about to play, but I know exactly
Speaker 1: what's coming, So um, go ahead and play the clip
Speaker 1: of her this weekend. Now, I want you to stop
Speaker 1: it after she names the names because the second part
Speaker 1: of the clip I want to pick on her for
Speaker 1: something else. But go ahead and listen to her her
Speaker 1: talking this week Here we go. Always a solid way
Speaker 1: to start off our Sunday Night Octane. A couple of
Speaker 1: minutes ago. You just heard our latest test Drive and uh,
Speaker 1: A lot to talk about with this one because you
Speaker 1: have a single from Machine Gun Kelly in there featuring
Speaker 1: Bring Me the Horizon. You also heard from Future Palaces
Speaker 1: Las hold on the Big Artist that we just played.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, ho Machine Kelly. Oh come on man, he's
Speaker 1: not rock now she's like, yeah, machine Gun Kelly hot
Speaker 1: pick of the week. Always a solid way to start
Speaker 1: off our Sunday Night Octane. A couple of minutes ago.
Speaker 1: You just heard our latest test drive and a lot
Speaker 1: to talk about with this one because you have a
Speaker 1: single from Machine Gun Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. Test Drive is
Speaker 1: where they break the Big Artist the hot new songs,
Speaker 1: Yeah and Machine Gun Kelly. He's not rock Hey, everybody
Speaker 1: cut six months later it's machine Gun Kelly. Knew it,
Speaker 1: I knew it. Yep. Now who's on board? Now? Who's
Speaker 1: those play? The whole clips to be two way to
Speaker 1: start off our Sunday night, Kane. A couple of minutes ago,
Speaker 1: you just heard our latest test drive and uh A
Speaker 1: lot to talk about with this one because you have
Speaker 1: a single from Machine Gun Kelly in there featuring Bring
Speaker 1: Me the Horizon. You also heard from Future Palace and
Speaker 1: air It's but it's Katie, Babs. I'm hanging out with
Speaker 1: you for the rest of the night. And guess what,
Speaker 1: I'm not hung over from Las Vegas because I got
Speaker 1: one of those liquid I V s put in my
Speaker 1: arm and that ship works, man works. I was getting wasted, right,
Speaker 1: but I put this I V in my arm. By
Speaker 1: the way, where else would you put the I V
Speaker 1: in your fucking eyeball? I put the I V in
Speaker 1: my arm, man, because I'm fucking crazy like that, right,
Speaker 1: And I didn't get hungover because I'm fucking rad machine
Speaker 1: gun Yeah yeah, So take that needle shoving your arm.
Speaker 1: Man to be a rocker, Yeah, go board. She's Canadian, right, yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How about in the two weeks from now? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see Machine Gun Kelly in it tonight. He's gonna rock.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. He's gonna rock. Keep in mind, I
Speaker 1: randomly glass animals. Yeah, I randomly listened to her, like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not every day like I turned on
Speaker 1: that station. The fact that I got two clips about
Speaker 1: machine Gun Kelly in the past year fantastic. That's great.
Speaker 1: It all right? So I have Ziggy. Oh, I'm having
Speaker 1: a problem with so um, the the the A L
Speaker 1: E X A. Right, you can rename it ziggy. You
Speaker 1: can rename it now you have other names. So I
Speaker 1: I renamed one of mine Ziggy so that the other
Speaker 1: ones don't hear me calling it ziggy. So I was
Speaker 1: having a problem. I think in this clip, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get it to snooze. I think, so go ahead
Speaker 1: and play the clip. Hey, Zeggy, what time is my
Speaker 1: alarm set for tonight? Let stop it? He was like, okay,
Speaker 1: So I said, an alarm for a certain time, all right?
Speaker 1: To get up from my nap. And in order to
Speaker 1: change the alarm, you have to say, hey, Ziggy, um,
Speaker 1: change my eleven forty five am alarm to right. You
Speaker 1: have to know the time of the alarm, otherwise you
Speaker 1: can You can't just say change the alarm. I have
Speaker 1: So I didn't remember what time it was, so I
Speaker 1: asked it what time I had and then tried to
Speaker 1: change it. So listen to it telling me I don't
Speaker 1: have an alarm at the same time as it's telling
Speaker 1: me I do. Go ahead and play the clip. Hey Ziggy,
Speaker 1: what time is my alarm set for tonight? Hey Ziggy?
Speaker 1: What time is my alarm time? Your alarm is set
Speaker 1: for ten p m? Hey Ziggy, change my ten fifty
Speaker 1: eight alarm to ten twenty pm. You don't have any
Speaker 1: alarm set for ten fifty eight the ziggy, what time
Speaker 1: is my alarm set for? You have two alarms ten
Speaker 1: fifty eight pm and every weekday at two twenty pm.
Speaker 1: So Ziggy is confused. He's zig zagging. Uh. So you
Speaker 1: know what it was. And I took a nap. I
Speaker 1: wanted to take a nap late, I think because my
Speaker 1: daughter was was up and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta take a nap. I'm exhausted, but I'll wake
Speaker 1: up at like eleven o'clock or ten twenty. So because
Speaker 1: it was maybe it was Saturday, I think it was Saturday,
Speaker 1: so I was like, it's not late. I'll take it
Speaker 1: out a nap from like nine thirty to ten thirty whatever,
Speaker 1: but I had made it for ten fifty eight earlier
Speaker 1: in the day, so I wanted I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what time is my alarm? Ten fifty eight changed my
Speaker 1: ten ft you don't have one. You don't have one.
Speaker 1: You don't have one. The funk out of here. By
Speaker 1: the way, why why do you call ziggy ziggy? Like?
Speaker 1: Why did you? Because the options were A L E
Speaker 1: X A. Yeah, I think Amazon, right or Ziggy? You
Speaker 1: could name it whatever you want. No, you think I
Speaker 1: would pick Ziggy. I think, hey, assholes, set my alarm.
Speaker 1: But no, you think you could do that competing manufacture
Speaker 1: that you can do that? Maybe maybe the Google Home
Speaker 1: lets you do that. I don't know. That would be
Speaker 1: so much fun if they could. I wonder if the
Speaker 1: Apple one you could do it? Ash what's the weather right? Right?
Speaker 1: But you can't do that Amazon. I told you, Amazon
Speaker 1: is the one that doesn't save vagina. It still doesn't
Speaker 1: save vagina. Yep, it says penis all you want. It
Speaker 1: won't save vagina. That's sex that's sexist. It is sexist.
Speaker 1: I tried to get Elvist to play the clips on
Speaker 1: the air, explain it to him, but he's like, why
Speaker 1: would they play. They still to this day that can't be.
Speaker 1: If you say, if you I told you, if you
Speaker 1: say sign and says kiss my my penis, it'll say
Speaker 1: kiss my penis. Simons says kiss my vagina, it'll say
Speaker 1: kiss my book. Or it won't say it at all
Speaker 1: if you ask, if you ask the sexual private part
Speaker 1: of a male, let's say a penis, it won't say vagina.
Speaker 1: It won't like that one bit. And I had I
Speaker 1: tweeted this had a tremendous problem with my phone. I
Speaker 1: was trying to prove to somebody, um that asterisk is
Speaker 1: spelled asterisk a s D E R I s K
Speaker 1: right risk at the end, not asterick. And so I said, look,
Speaker 1: I'll prove it to you. And I took my phone
Speaker 1: out and I said, uh, what is the definition of asterik?
Speaker 1: And it doesn't. It won't give it to you because
Speaker 1: it keeps using the symbol, and then it gives you
Speaker 1: the word of it, like the definition of what it
Speaker 1: gives you. And if I say give me the word asterisk,
Speaker 1: it gives me a definition of the word word. And
Speaker 1: so would not I could not use a combination of
Speaker 1: words that would give me the definition and so I
Speaker 1: put that out on Twitter, and people were going, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I want I said, you're gonna want to
Speaker 1: punch your phone. Now. A couple of people with iPhones
Speaker 1: didn't have the problem because whatever the framework of Google
Speaker 1: on iPhones, I guess works differently. But I didn't use
Speaker 1: Bixby or Siri, just the regular Google microphone, and it
Speaker 1: would not give me that you couldn't speak it. It
Speaker 1: was a nightmare. I such a nightmare. I mean, wow,
Speaker 1: do you have the type of problems that we have. Well,
Speaker 1: you know I always tell you I voiced text. So
Speaker 1: we had two people who claimed to have voice texted
Speaker 1: in this week. Remember I told you people listening right
Speaker 1: now that wish they had these problems. Well, I have
Speaker 1: other problems. I'll get to those. Remember I told you
Speaker 1: somebody texted and Gobby. They put like an H and
Speaker 1: a B in Gandhi's name in the wrong. There's no
Speaker 1: be in her name. They're like, oh, I his voice texting.
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way Gobby was voice texted. So
Speaker 1: somebody texted and we were playing the audio of you
Speaker 1: chewing on the radio, and so somebody texted in. I
Speaker 1: had to turn down the volume on the radio, I
Speaker 1: have misopenia m E s O p h E n
Speaker 1: I A misopenia. Now the real word is missonia, which
Speaker 1: is m I M M I s O no No,
Speaker 1: they wrote back. So then they texted again. They said,
Speaker 1: I have misophobia m I s O p h O
Speaker 1: b I A Right now it's misoponia phone meaning like
Speaker 1: to hear like phonograph, right, miss pona. But there's no
Speaker 1: way you can get your voice text to write misopenia
Speaker 1: or misophobia. They they're not words. Sorry. More people are
Speaker 1: lying using the old voice text as the excuse. And
Speaker 1: then one person wrote in, we were talking about people
Speaker 1: who can read minds and have psychic powers, and they
Speaker 1: said you should contact my mother. She's a median. M
Speaker 1: E D I am okay, but these are mis misheard words.
Speaker 1: I get it. Listen, I'm not saying that there. It's
Speaker 1: a smart smart You can't say your mother's a medium
Speaker 1: and they call our medium. It's the boy podcast man
Speaker 1: time flies. When we're being too nitpicky nitwitch. Um, that
Speaker 1: was my major in high school. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Being a nitpicky knitwitch? We are we are we we
Speaker 1: we we a part everything. Well, did I tell you
Speaker 1: that Facebook thinks I wanted to kill myself. How well, look,
Speaker 1: you know I would never do that. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty happy person. I would and I listen,
Speaker 1: people have taken their own lives for different reasons, and
Speaker 1: I I personally, I am using the term kill myself
Speaker 1: for this story. I know living with suit at least,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into that for this story.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you Facebook thinks I was gonna kill myself. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they flagged a post I made, I want to say,
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. At this point, it's not political.
Speaker 1: It was humorous at the time. It's a cartoon of
Speaker 1: former President Trump drinking out of a giant bottle of
Speaker 1: Clorox bleach, and you know what the joke was. I
Speaker 1: don't have to get into it. But two years ago
Speaker 1: was funny and I think I posted it and some
Speaker 1: people like, ah, I don't know why two years later
Speaker 1: I get flagged for it. It says this post was
Speaker 1: deleted because it violates our self harm clause and if
Speaker 1: you have thoughts of suicide, we would like you to
Speaker 1: reach out to here's a link people you could go.
Speaker 1: So somehow my picture of of a joke of a
Speaker 1: person drinking out of a Clorox bottle two years ago. Um,
Speaker 1: I m somehow flagged my account on your account that
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of taking my own life by drinking the
Speaker 1: suicide hotline. Yes, please talk to somebody. Was a whole
Speaker 1: thing like if if the times are bad, you know
Speaker 1: you need to consult someone and get The really scary
Speaker 1: part of this whole story is it took them two years.
Speaker 1: Thank you, because you would have been exactly You would
Speaker 1: have long gone by. It should have said, hey, in
Speaker 1: case you didn't take your own life two years ago
Speaker 1: from drinking bleach in a cartoon you posted like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what okay if if they have some algorithm
Speaker 1: that scans images, right, if I had like a razor
Speaker 1: blade and the wrist, I get that, But I would
Speaker 1: imagine this particular image was posted millions of times million.
Speaker 1: It's a cartoon of a cartoon president drinking a cartoon bottle.
Speaker 1: It's there's okay, So somebody who doesn't know the joke
Speaker 1: had to actually see it and determine that that's somebody
Speaker 1: a human. Those aren't robots. That somebody determined that because
Speaker 1: I posted it two years ago as a joke that
Speaker 1: I was thinking of poisoning myself, poisoning myself. I just
Speaker 1: want you to know, um that I'm okay Facebook, I am.
Speaker 1: I am okay, and I'm happy with my life and
Speaker 1: I'm okay. But boy, imagine that a two year old
Speaker 1: meme and like you said, it took him two years.
Speaker 1: So I hope the people in your life, if you're
Speaker 1: feeling down, I hope they reach out to you. And
Speaker 1: by the way, if you if you ever like um uh,
Speaker 1: post a picture of the cat hanging from the rope
Speaker 1: that's just hanging their baby. I hope they don't flag
Speaker 1: you as thinking you might hang yourself. Yes, that could happen.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I try and stay within the boundaries
Speaker 1: of their terms of surface. And you know they flagged me. Uh,
Speaker 1: dumb license plate, married a dumb license plate to you? Oh,
Speaker 1: I saw a dumb license plate last Saturday night. What
Speaker 1: did you say? It's so appropriate for the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was in I was in Bergen County at a
Speaker 1: Greek restaurant bar, you know the type of place where
Speaker 1: they have the dinners and then the fancy turn up
Speaker 1: with the DJ after they told napkins everywhere, and yeah,
Speaker 1: even though it was, you know, a very Italian place,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Italian clientele. There was a BMW and I
Speaker 1: put it on my Instagram story at the time, and
Speaker 1: it said mana gott. The license plate said M A
Speaker 1: N I C O T manic Now that is not
Speaker 1: not Manicotti nor Managot, because if you really wanted to
Speaker 1: lean into it, you would have said m A N
Speaker 1: I g ot like man right. If you're gonna be bad,
Speaker 1: b all the way, bad all the way right, don't
Speaker 1: be halfway back, Yeah, because otherwise the correct spelling would
Speaker 1: have been Manicotti, m A N I C O T
Speaker 1: t I. So this person is trying to be a
Speaker 1: real Ginzo, like a real Italian, but Manicott. I just
Speaker 1: found that funny. So I'm driving behind a car yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's a Ford Titanium. Thank you, see for titanium. Now,
Speaker 1: when you have a custom plate, you might put something
Speaker 1: funny about your last name, like work your last name
Speaker 1: into it, like the broad mobile. Right, you might put
Speaker 1: something funny like that says too fast for you, like
Speaker 1: something cool. Right, you want to make abbreviations like or
Speaker 1: like Darth Vader, but spell it with letters and numbers
Speaker 1: because you have a black car, or like Batman, like
Speaker 1: we'll do something cool. This person has a titanium and
Speaker 1: their license plate was T T M edge that a
Speaker 1: Ford edge titanium T T M yep for titanium and
Speaker 1: in the word edge they put the type of their
Speaker 1: car on the license plate. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Asks I know what kind of car you have because
Speaker 1: right under it it says titanium edge on the car.
Speaker 1: Is that in case your license plate gets lost and
Speaker 1: you want to be like no, no, not not Look
Speaker 1: it goes right here. Like your animals where you match
Speaker 1: the giraffe shirt to the giraff pants, I have to
Speaker 1: match my plate to the car. It was the dumbest use,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, that I've seen in a while now.
Speaker 1: If you have like a v W bug license plate
Speaker 1: on a v W Bug, they should say like buggy
Speaker 1: or like bugging out like it should be something clever.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be the name of a car, like charger.
Speaker 1: If I play my like like C H A R
Speaker 1: G R stupid, I have a charger. I think you
Speaker 1: know I have a charger. Yeah, because you're staring at
Speaker 1: it right now if I make my license plate rolls
Speaker 1: Royce and I drive like a shitty car, hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1: But like, I gotta tell you what kind of car
Speaker 1: I have on my license plate? And you pay for that.
Speaker 1: That's not free. Yeah, that's called a vanity plate. You
Speaker 1: would you pay six bucks or something whatever it is
Speaker 1: to have a vanity plate so you can tell people
Speaker 1: what kind of car they already know you have. Hello, lady, huh,
Speaker 1: what what do you have? Because I want to tell
Speaker 1: you about Starbucks, but I want you to go first.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm I'm good because we're almost at a time,
Speaker 1: so I wanted you to tell your star So I'll
Speaker 1: tell my Starbucks story to the two store Starbucks drive
Speaker 1: throughs that we went to on Starbucks not a client,
Speaker 1: not a client Monday. So my daughter's I got let's
Speaker 1: go to Starbucks. M guy, I will you know, we'll
Speaker 1: go to the one on the main road right there. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna call it out Eisenhower Parkway in Uh,
Speaker 1: it's either in East Hanover. It's south of Roselands, East Hanover,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. By the turning circle, there's a Starbucks drive
Speaker 1: through Okay, I don't know the manager's name, but I
Speaker 1: can assure you they're getting a funck you at the
Speaker 1: end of the story. So we we pull into the
Speaker 1: drive through and it's one of these we have to
Speaker 1: like drive forward, make a left, and then when you
Speaker 1: because so you're on the back side of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: The drive through is where the microphone is and the menu.
Speaker 1: So we pull in and with a second car, and
Speaker 1: the car in front of me is sitting there a
Speaker 1: long time. I figured they must be making a complicated order.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there. I'm like getting a little in patient.
Speaker 1: My daughters like, what the hell was taken getting in patient? No, no,
Speaker 1: you know, I was there three seconds. I was already upset.
Speaker 1: So events you, after like seven or eight minutes, the
Speaker 1: car pulls around. You pull around. Now, the other third
Speaker 1: side of the building is where the window is. So
Speaker 1: the right side is where you enter the drive through,
Speaker 1: the back side is the menu and the if you're
Speaker 1: facing Starbucks, the left side is where the pickup window is.
Speaker 1: You have to go side side side. So they drive around.
Speaker 1: I pull up and I'm sitting there again. Five minute.
Speaker 1: Hello nobody says hello, Hello, this is Hello, it's Monday.
Speaker 1: It's like two o'clock in the afternoon. Again my naptime
Speaker 1: I didn't get and I'm sitting there. So I said
Speaker 1: to my daughter, can I blow the horn? No, Dad,
Speaker 1: you can't blow the horn. So embarrassing because you know me,
Speaker 1: I'll be like hello. So I'm waiting, waiting, waiting. I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, funk this? I'm not now. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was ready to back out this like four cars behind.
Speaker 1: Of course I can see them, right, So I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me just maybe maybe the microphone's
Speaker 1: broken and they didn't put a sign that it's broken whatever,
Speaker 1: or maybe they're busy. I don't know, but let's drive
Speaker 1: around to the pickup window and we'll order there. Good idea, Dad,
Speaker 1: That is a great idea. I know I would do
Speaker 1: the same thing. So I pull around and it's pitch
Speaker 1: black inside. Nobody's in there, and there's a there's a
Speaker 1: printed out gray and white, black and white sign with
Speaker 1: every day of the week and it says new store
Speaker 1: hours Monday closed. Wow on a Monday. No, but that's
Speaker 1: not the point. Wait a second sign up at the
Speaker 1: drive through. They don't right, but they put it up.
Speaker 1: They don't block the drive through. They don't put a
Speaker 1: sign on the menu or the microphone box. They put
Speaker 1: it on the I'm leaving. I won't see this till
Speaker 1: I'm already pissed side of the building. Yeah, what the
Speaker 1: fund is? That? Is that helping? It's so stupid. That's
Speaker 1: so stupid. Right, So so I tell my wife, I go,
Speaker 1: can you believe that? She's oh, yeah, they're closed on
Speaker 1: Monday's what? Oh yeah, everyone talks about it in the
Speaker 1: Facebook page. Uh that they and they. I said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna complain to the manager. Too late. At least eight
Speaker 1: people have complained to the manager. She doesn't care. Oh,
Speaker 1: she doesn't care. Nope, They've all complained that they've waited
Speaker 1: and she's obviously done nothing because apparently they've been closed
Speaker 1: for weeks on Mondays. But what what is the significance
Speaker 1: of closing on a Monday? What business day? Maybe because
Speaker 1: the pandemic on a main street, you know, a route
Speaker 1: tan in East hanover the Big ten Circle. But the
Speaker 1: last time I checked Monday through Friday is Uh. People
Speaker 1: go to work and they commute and they need their coffee.
Speaker 1: So they're like a head dresser that closes on Monday.
Speaker 1: Closes on Monday, but they put the sign at the
Speaker 1: end of the road, not at the beginning of the journey.
Speaker 1: That was stupid. So we we drive fifteen minutes to
Speaker 1: another drive through. I get to the drive to a
Speaker 1: very personable woman on the phone on the on the mic,
Speaker 1: very friendly. I'm hitting it off with her. But they
Speaker 1: have a vertical up and down menu like a TV screen,
Speaker 1: but the menu is horizontal, so it's sideways, so you
Speaker 1: have to turn your head to the left to read
Speaker 1: the menu. They actually put that out there on display
Speaker 1: and allowed it to continue. Yeah, So I said, hey,
Speaker 1: there's the problem. He says, yeah, we know. We've asked
Speaker 1: them for a month and a half to fix it.
Speaker 1: We're so sorry. I said, I. Well, luckily, I know
Speaker 1: what I want. I just don't remember what it's called.
Speaker 1: Old I don't, I says I. I I told him basically
Speaker 1: what I wanted. Says, Okay, I know what that is.
Speaker 1: I got it. So we drive around. My daughter's in
Speaker 1: the passenger seat and the woman was very friendly, very
Speaker 1: friendly woman. Uh and uh, my white. My my daughter
Speaker 1: has her dog on her lap, very cute dog. Percy.
Speaker 1: You've seen Percy h for him. He's he's always in
Speaker 1: the videos on the fifty Minute Morning Show. But I
Speaker 1: still understand why it's a male dog with a female name.
Speaker 1: But that's a whole other conversation. Not a female name.
Speaker 1: He's named after Percy Jackson from the Percy Jackson books.
Speaker 1: I think of Percy, I think of a female but
Speaker 1: continual Perceval short for Perceval one of the nights the
Speaker 1: Round Table. Percy Jackson in The Lightning Thief is a
Speaker 1: huge series of movies and books. Female vibes, Nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 1: And you know what, don't gender name my dog anyway.
Speaker 1: So my the dog is sitting on my my my
Speaker 1: daughter's lap, being adorable, and the woman leans over and says, oh,
Speaker 1: I wish I had bones. And I said, huh, how
Speaker 1: do you stand up? All right? That was such a
Speaker 1: dad joke. Yes, she stared at me and went and
Speaker 1: she looked at me and then she went, oh, that's funny.
Speaker 1: And then your daughter was like, my daughter looked, oh no,
Speaker 1: I drove away. I went, how funny? Was that? Perfect? Right?
Speaker 1: She went, you embarrassed me. Down, She says, Dad, that's
Speaker 1: worse than honking your horn. Now keep in mind that
Speaker 1: particular door to my oldest one is almost, if not
Speaker 1: as sarcastic and judgmental and impatient as I am. She's
Speaker 1: she's very much like me. But and she's funny as
Speaker 1: ship my oldest. All my daughters are funny. My oldest
Speaker 1: daughter is funny like I am, in that sarcastic, nasty
Speaker 1: way a little bit sometimes. And by the way, she
Speaker 1: she we were driving uh the day before, and she
Speaker 1: says something like, oh, you know what, my daughter and
Speaker 1: I would drive in past the jewelry store where the
Speaker 1: woman wore my ring. So I said, oh, did I
Speaker 1: tell you what happened when I went in there? Just yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard the woman in at the store put on
Speaker 1: your ring, get over it? How did you hear that?
Speaker 1: Did you listen to the podcast? Boys Podcast? I listened
Speaker 1: to some of it. It was long, but I listened
Speaker 1: to that part when I was in the middle. Well,
Speaker 1: I listened to a bunch of it. I jumped around
Speaker 1: it a fan. So then my wife and I were
Speaker 1: out for dinner last week. So my wife says to me, Hey,
Speaker 1: I want to give you some advice. I said, watches, um,
Speaker 1: I think if you if you did a shorter podcast.
Speaker 1: People like me who commute for like eighteen twenty minutes
Speaker 1: could get the whole episode in and maybe do like
Speaker 1: two short ones. And I said, well, most of our
Speaker 1: slices yelled at us when we go short. They were
Speaker 1: like a longer one. I said, well, what are you
Speaker 1: basing that on? Well, I was listening to episode blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, and you were talking about blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and I enjoyed it, but I had to get out
Speaker 1: of my car and you weren't finished. I go, you
Speaker 1: were listening to the podcast. You don't ever listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast? Yeah, well you and Scary was saying talking
Speaker 1: about something it was funny, and I listened, but you know,
Speaker 1: uh wow, Okay, She's like, I have some ideas. So
Speaker 1: she gave me a bunch of ideas. Some of them
Speaker 1: were interesting. I'll talk to you about that, all fair,
Speaker 1: because I wanted your opinion before if some of them
Speaker 1: maybe like not good and I don't want to put
Speaker 1: put it out there. But I was like, so she's
Speaker 1: she's she's investing in our podcast. I love that two
Speaker 1: hundred and ten episodes or in two hundred nine episodes
Speaker 1: before she listened to like really listen to one because
Speaker 1: usually ill said you listen goes Why I live it?
Speaker 1: Why do I need to listen to it? Like Jeff,
Speaker 1: Jeff says to me, I go to dinner with you.
Speaker 1: I lived what you talk about. I was at then
Speaker 1: why don't you go? People do ask if I listen
Speaker 1: back to this? Well, I never listened back to our podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't do. Sometimes I don't. I don't listen. I
Speaker 1: don't listen back because again, we lived it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I can listen to the Sidel's
Speaker 1: rant and the ups box and uh this and the
Speaker 1: and the some of the and some of your stories
Speaker 1: that that you've told I go back and listen. I do.
Speaker 1: I'm not one of these actors that go, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen the movie, but you're in it. Yeah. I can't
Speaker 1: watch myself on the big screen. Oh no, I love myself.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go up You're gonna go upstairs and love
Speaker 1: yourself right now. No, I'm a Slice for life, Damnit
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