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Speaker 1: He's another jubilant twenty I'm moving point five. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I speak to Dana please, Yeah, this is her. Hi Dana,

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Speaker 1: this is Casey Ryback. I'm with the homeowners association for

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Speaker 1: our building. How are you doing, goohead? What's going on? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling a few of our residents today to talk

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Speaker 1: about something. I want to let you know that we

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Speaker 1: will be switching some parking spaces around and your name

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Speaker 1: is on that list. Okay, where's the new parking spot

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Speaker 1: going to be? Well, currently you have spot A eleven,

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Speaker 1: which is located near the front by the elevator. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I like that spot. It's like really convenient for meekny. Now,

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Speaker 1: he's a very good location, that's for sure. But we're

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Speaker 1: going to be moving your spot to C thirty seven.

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Speaker 1: It's a few floors down near the back of the building. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. You have a good day. Okay, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: you can't just call Yeah, no, you can't just call

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Speaker 1: me and tell me you're moving my spot like that.

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Speaker 1: But I just did. I just did, and so have

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Speaker 1: a good day and from now are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: That's completely different? Like it's very convenient from me? Right now?

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Speaker 1: Why are you just going to move my spot. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand who's getting my spot now. We're just

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Speaker 1: making a few changes and that's really all you need

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Speaker 1: to know about it. Okay. No, I really enjoyed it more,

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Speaker 1: I really know. I want to know why I really

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Speaker 1: enjoyed our conversation. Well, I'm not enjoying this conversation. I

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Speaker 1: want to know why you're trying to move me. Do

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Speaker 1: you want honesty? Yes? Okay. Well, unfortunately you don't really

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Speaker 1: have a say in this move okay, because the board

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Speaker 1: got together recently and came up with a plan to

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Speaker 1: clean up the image of the building, and we're moving

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Speaker 1: some of the junkiear less attractive cars away from the

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Speaker 1: main entrance. Kidding me? Did you just call my car junkie?

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Speaker 1: I don't have a junkie car. I may have made

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Speaker 1: a bad choice in words there. What I meant was,

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Speaker 1: it's more of an eye and we can't have are

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Speaker 1: you dude? You can't just call me and tell me

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Speaker 1: you're going to move my my car because you don't

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Speaker 1: like the way it looks, because it's an eyesore. That's

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Speaker 1: like harassment. You can't do that. Well, I wouldn't call

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Speaker 1: it harassment. And by the way, we're the homeowners association,

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Speaker 1: so we can sort of do whatever we want. So

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Speaker 1: thank you again, like I was saying, thank you, be

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Speaker 1: talking to in touch. Thank you. Don't don't pay enough

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Speaker 1: on me. I'm sick of you guys always calling me,

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Speaker 1: always harassing me. I always have to pay some to do.

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Speaker 1: You're not moving my parking spot. That's way too much.

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Speaker 1: But ma'am, have you have you seen your car? Can

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Speaker 1: see my carkay, So two thousand and seven, it's not

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Speaker 1: even a piece of I'm gonna go ahead and take

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Speaker 1: a wild guess and say that you're angry with me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm angry. I'm really angry. I have some bad calling

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Speaker 1: me telling me that my car is an eyesore and

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Speaker 1: because of that, you're going to move it down four

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Speaker 1: floors or however many floors that's full. Well, I think angry.

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Speaker 1: I think that you're being rather selfish here, don't you

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Speaker 1: just a tad bit? Do you come to that conclusion. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. Tony Watson. He's a new

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Speaker 1: resident here and he has a fabulous Mercedes C Class.

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Speaker 1: How would you feel with that kind of car in

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Speaker 1: the basement with him having to park there. I know

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Speaker 1: kidding me. I don't give a about Tony Watson. I

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Speaker 1: don't give a car you drive, you can't give them

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Speaker 1: my parking spot. I do have to let you know

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Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do about this change. So it's

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Speaker 1: either move out or move parking spaces. Which one's easier. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're little laugh dude. If I ever see you, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to punch you in the mouth. This is such

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Speaker 1: a bullet dude. Okay, listen, I know you're upset right now,

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Speaker 1: but we also value you as a tenant here. So

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Speaker 1: if you value me as a tenant, don't move my spot,

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Speaker 1: because I'm I'm out of here if you do that

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Speaker 1: to me. Let's let's compromise. How about this. I can

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Speaker 1: order you a Mercedes Benz emblem from their website and

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Speaker 1: we can glue it to the front of your car.

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Speaker 1: You know what, You're a pretentious pool and everyone knows

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Speaker 1: that one of the Mercedes aren't the same makeup car.

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Speaker 1: But if they see the emblem, at least it looks

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Speaker 1: a little fancier than a Honda emblem. Right, I probably

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Speaker 1: should just move out because every time I pull into

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Speaker 1: that garage I'm going to think about your dumb ass okude.

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Speaker 1: So so you well, it looks like either way we

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Speaker 1: get rid of your car, then sort of a win

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Speaker 1: win for me. Isn't it all right? I've done with

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Speaker 1: you with me, this conversation is over. You're tired of

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Speaker 1: me with you? Is that what I hear? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well then I should probably tell you that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call so that I can stoping with

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Speaker 1: you that. Hell, what are you talking about? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just a little joke that was fun. What is going on?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Tom set you up? Oh my, oh my time.

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Speaker 1: I just thought I was going to have a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: He says that you hate your homeowners Association. You're always

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Speaker 1: complaining about him, so he wanted me to screw with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get Tom back, so good for this.

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Speaker 1: Actually there's going to be a fee associated with that.

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Speaker 1: I just need to let you know. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're terrible. Wake up every morning with Jewel phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties point five