Speaker 1: In the spirit of old people in general. I mean
Speaker 1: just you know, you get to do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: You just get to be weirder and weirders given that
Speaker 2: here we go, here we go.
Speaker 1: Now you have You've reached it.
Speaker 3: Ab you have done it, my dear, you are fifty
Speaker 3: years old.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, And the ironic thing is that everybody at this
Speaker 2: resort I went to, they kept saying congratulations, not happy birthday,
Speaker 2: but congratulations, like and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I made it.
Speaker 4: I made it to Beaty and I am Maddy Betty, Hey,
Speaker 4: good job.
Speaker 1: You know it was an accomplishment. I made it to
Speaker 1: this day. Congratulations, Thank you. I worked quite hard should
Speaker 1: get to this point. I always say that when people
Speaker 1: are like.
Speaker 3: I want to say my age, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no. You earned every day that you have up
Speaker 3: until now. Do not deny yourself or anyone else.
Speaker 1: The ability to know that you have fought for every
Speaker 1: day of fifty that you've been here. You know.
Speaker 3: Heck yeah no, it isn't songs. It's all over now.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm just getting started. I'm so ready for my
Speaker 2: Golden Girls era. Like, give me my breaking.
Speaker 3: Toss out the momos and the cattans. Here we come,
Speaker 3: here we come.
Speaker 2: Yes, we are back, we are back, And yeah, I
Speaker 2: had such I'll give you the recap. I had an
Speaker 2: amazing fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 1: I did not your picture.
Speaker 3: I just had the picture you sent us our little
Speaker 3: HRT group chat was like ab just chilling in.
Speaker 1: A pool with her son hat.
Speaker 3: I think you posted it maybe too, but it was
Speaker 3: I was so happy.
Speaker 1: For you in that moment. I was like, that is
Speaker 1: exactly what she needs to be doing.
Speaker 2: That is exactly what I wanted to do, and it
Speaker 2: was just incredible. So I did not go to see
Speaker 2: Backstreet Boys in Orlando like you, like you suggested im.
Speaker 2: Don't you don't remember you making that joke like three
Speaker 2: weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Yes, I said I didn't want.
Speaker 2: To go to Vegas because it'd be too crowded and loud.
Speaker 1: So I am doing the opposite.
Speaker 2: And you said, are you going to see Backstreet Poison Orlando,
Speaker 2: which is the opposite in Vegas.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Yeah, it was a great joke. Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 3: I like that you but I said that I'm a
Speaker 3: fifty year old and I've explined the joke made me
Speaker 3: and my friends trying to write a show. We all
Speaker 3: of a sudden come out with four brilliant jokes and
Speaker 3: then none of us can remember what us or the
Speaker 3: other person said, and we're like, oh, no, I have
Speaker 3: to turn on my AI.
Speaker 1: Not taking just so I know what I said. This
Speaker 1: is so related away back to your old day, so
Speaker 1: really good, back to my old day. So no.
Speaker 2: I went to Nayarit, Mexico, which is the jungle part
Speaker 2: of Mexico, which I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't know it existed.
Speaker 2: Well, when I think of Mexico, I think of like beaches,
Speaker 2: you know, and sand I didn't.
Speaker 3: I did. There is like, there's what do you think
Speaker 3: about in between the beaches, because there's a coast on
Speaker 3: one side, as a coast on the other. What's in between, Well, dungle.
Speaker 3: It turns out there's jungle this place.
Speaker 2: So I went to one and only Mandarina, and it's
Speaker 2: where the jungle meets the ocean. So I was in
Speaker 2: a treehouse, in a treehouse in the jungle with a
Speaker 2: view of the ocean, which was absolute perfection.
Speaker 1: That's I want to do that.
Speaker 2: I didn't want sand I didn't want, like I just
Speaker 2: wanted to be surrounded by nature, and this resort delivered.
Speaker 1: Like being hugged by a tree. Yeah, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: And this this place, this was not camped or anything
Speaker 2: like this. They don't I'm not doing an ad or
Speaker 2: anything right now.
Speaker 3: This is an I didn't good shipped for free. I
Speaker 3: just really had a good time and they told me congratulations.
Speaker 2: Everywhere they don't know who I am. There was nothing
Speaker 2: that anything like, So yeah, this is just my genuine
Speaker 2: impressious But the thing that I loved most about this
Speaker 2: place is that it's not like they bulldozed a bunch
Speaker 2: of rainforests to create this hotel with a view. They
Speaker 2: very intentionally built this place using the existing like topography.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's like, look, if you're gonna do it,
Speaker 3: don't don't mess with it.
Speaker 1: Don't mount me as little as possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this is They very much put nature at
Speaker 2: the forefront of every thoughtful design, and they did not
Speaker 2: cut down a single mature tree to build this place.
Speaker 1: That makes me so happy if they it makes me
Speaker 1: really really happy to that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Like I get really excited when I find
Speaker 3: out that, like people are actually trying to not cut
Speaker 3: down trees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it makes.
Speaker 3: A big like I think they relocated some trees and
Speaker 3: replant like a few sometimes happened the.
Speaker 1: Mature trees, like the two hundred year old.
Speaker 2: Trade, the big old ones, the treehouses on stilt, you know,
Speaker 2: up and around these trees.
Speaker 1: So that's the view that I had. Was natural.
Speaker 2: They didn't create this view, but the trees, like this
Speaker 2: is what it was.
Speaker 1: It was just amazing.
Speaker 3: Those pictures are now even more incredible and now I
Speaker 3: want to go back and be like, oh wow.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. Yeah, it was very very cool.
Speaker 3: It was very like living in Avatar basically. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was minus the blue people. So yeah, it was just
Speaker 3: it's a very magical place. It's on the resorts on
Speaker 3: eighty acres of this jungle. The entire property six hundred acres,
Speaker 3: but the place where I stayed was eighty acres, and
Speaker 3: so there's lots.
Speaker 2: Of like hills and winding paths and like.
Speaker 1: There's heavy just like meander around the nature.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I said, I think I sent you
Speaker 2: the video of the found your.
Speaker 1: New favorite bird, the Kuka birr or whatever's Legitimately, I
Speaker 1: woke up with Chachalaca jo a lot.
Speaker 2: It's you know, they they sounded like rusty machinery. This
Speaker 2: is how I woke up on my fiftieth birthday. Was
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: But it was fascinating.
Speaker 2: So I was all about like the birds and the kawakilars,
Speaker 2: that's the first thing we said.
Speaker 1: And you did not bring your birding binocular you know.
Speaker 1: Michael said the same thing. He's like, we forgot the binoculars.
Speaker 1: And I was like, ah, so you know, that's okay.
Speaker 1: But I was in a treehouse.
Speaker 2: I was like, yours, so that's okay. But yeah, it
Speaker 2: was just it was so me, just feeling like there's
Speaker 2: I came home thinking a lot and learning more about
Speaker 2: like biophilia, which is like humans innate need to connect
Speaker 2: with the nature and how it restores us mentally and emotionally.
Speaker 2: And that's me Like, that's why I like the birds,
Speaker 2: the bald eagles, That's why I love It's.
Speaker 3: I found that when I came back from Panama after
Speaker 3: I did that show, lived in the jungles for two weeks.
Speaker 3: I always was like, I'm not really an outdoorsy person.
Speaker 1: Oh and I.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden realized, No, I really really am.
Speaker 3: Like I was just thinking this week, I was like,
Speaker 3: I need some nature. I need to be in trees
Speaker 3: because I just I realize now, like it's the only
Speaker 3: thing that really calms me completely down.
Speaker 1: Wants to be like in a forest, in trees, in nature.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's it's very restorative.
Speaker 1: And I biophilia. That sounds a little weird, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna it sounds like a disease, but no, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a concept.
Speaker 3: Sounds like something that you wouldn't want to research on
Speaker 3: the internet, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just yeah, I know it's about how that's
Speaker 2: why your nervous system feels like it's calming down as
Speaker 2: you go barefoot in the grass or surround yourself with
Speaker 2: the rainforest noises or you know, there's I'm very deeply
Speaker 2: connected to that. So in that sense, this was the
Speaker 2: perfect place for me to be. And we did like
Speaker 2: clay mud treatments, we did coples massage, we did a
Speaker 2: tequila tasting of different spirits like repissodo and mescal.
Speaker 3: So I thought of your husband I was doing that,
Speaker 3: and so toll Ri si Ya or what there was
Speaker 3: isn't there like an inejo and it's like a yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like I used to really went back in my
Speaker 3: drinking days. There was a great little bar. It was
Speaker 3: an all tequila bar and they had it was the
Speaker 3: first place that I learned that tequila doesn't have to
Speaker 3: burn your throat and make you puke.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it can actually be really like yeah,
Speaker 1: like really.
Speaker 2: Smooth, like I had like an Oakie tequila because it
Speaker 2: had been aged in a barrel for like fifteen years,
Speaker 2: which is like I didn't know that. So there's yeah,
Speaker 2: there's different ways of making it, distilling it so that
Speaker 2: it creates different tastes and different.
Speaker 1: Strengths and different Yeah, it was just super cool. I was.
Speaker 2: I just very much sipped that because otherwise between the.
Speaker 3: Humidity and the heat and my age, Like, first of all,
Speaker 3: it's health water that we've determined that the water, but
Speaker 3: I shot time has determined tequila is actually has ren
Speaker 3: rebranded as health water, and I you need to stay hydrated.
Speaker 1: It's very humid. Yeah, it was very humid. So it's
Speaker 1: actually one reason not to drink is because well yeah.
Speaker 2: That's why I just did the SIPs. There was eight
Speaker 2: different types of spirits. So I was like, I'm just
Speaker 2: doing one sip per and that was plenty.
Speaker 1: But there was that.
Speaker 2: We did a nature hike and saw a five hundred
Speaker 2: year old tree they call Abuela, which is like this
Speaker 2: ancient fig tree, which is it's dying unfortunately but it's
Speaker 2: still up for now.
Speaker 1: Like the Grandmother tree. Yeah. Oh it was so great.
Speaker 1: It was just a did you get to hug it?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I got to hug it. Michael and I took some
Speaker 2: pictures in front of it. Oh, and then they laid
Speaker 2: out like this yoga mat and so we did some
Speaker 2: meditations and like the sound bath and I was like, yes,
Speaker 2: I never wanted to leave it was.
Speaker 1: It was incredible, but oh, that's amazing. It was great.
Speaker 2: I was very ready to get back to southern California
Speaker 2: weather because the humidity kicked my I am just not
Speaker 2: used to that type of I don't.
Speaker 3: Mind humidity if I can be if I'm at a
Speaker 3: resort or at a beach or like, I don't have
Speaker 3: to look cute and I can just be roaming around
Speaker 3: in like shorts and a bathing suit tie, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Then I'm like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 3: I love humidity. Ye, I like love tropical weather. But
Speaker 3: if I have to be looking human and not sweaty.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not the place for me because.
Speaker 3: I start sweating and it doesn't stop.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I brought makeup and never put any on because it
Speaker 2: would just melt off my face.
Speaker 3: I've actually started stopped taking like makeup really on vacation.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There's because I'm like, I don't care when I'm
Speaker 1: at home. Why am I going to start doing it
Speaker 1: on vacation? Exactly. Yeah. I was like, well, I want
Speaker 1: to look I want to look ill, look good on
Speaker 1: my birthday.
Speaker 2: But I was like, no, I'm just like I care,
Speaker 2: I'll just put up my wet hair and sunscreenuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So great. So yeah, it was just otherworldly. It
Speaker 1: was dreamy.
Speaker 2: I loved it, and it's my celebration aren't over. I'm
Speaker 2: now I'm going to celebrate with my kids in the
Speaker 2: upcoming weeks. We're going to Catalina, just just me and
Speaker 2: my kids.
Speaker 1: No offense to Michael, but this is very special for me.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, this is like, this is
Speaker 3: a thing for your family Catalina, and so like to
Speaker 3: go with them.
Speaker 1: It's a big one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have you guys been have you been out
Speaker 3: there since like with your dad?
Speaker 2: Oh, we went with my dad a couple of years ago. Okay,
Speaker 2: since we've been since my mom passed, and so yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we went once or twice with my dad
Speaker 2: since then.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just it's just me and the kids.
Speaker 2: Just I just want to reconnect with my my baby adults.
Speaker 2: They're so excited about it. They're not even like rolling
Speaker 2: their eyes and endurance because it's.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, You're like, look, it's kind of
Speaker 3: a different that, like, you guys are baby adults now,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not, I don't have to monitor you. You
Speaker 3: guys want to go hang out, Okay, fine, but like
Speaker 3: now we get to connect in a different way.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm I'm I'm very excited. And yeah,
Speaker 2: they were like, why don't we get to go to Mexico?
Speaker 2: So I'm like, we're going to Catalina because.
Speaker 1: Vacation, right right, there's that. But yeah, there's just something
Speaker 1: about in this.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's something about and you can relate to
Speaker 2: this being a single mom and raising your kids, like
Speaker 2: and I've I've that's not to say I've had a
Speaker 2: lot of help. I haven't raised them alone, right.
Speaker 3: Right, right right, I know he's gotten a lot Like
Speaker 3: my dad's are completely gone.
Speaker 1: When you have your mom is mom's mom.
Speaker 3: Mom is mom on the emotional labor and the all
Speaker 3: of a lot of the other exactly.
Speaker 2: And so this is kind of a celebration of like
Speaker 2: I did it, Like the city has just graduated from
Speaker 2: high school.
Speaker 1: It's a celebration of, like.
Speaker 2: I raised these kids, not alone, but I did a
Speaker 2: huge part in and raising them into the huids at
Speaker 2: the r And I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1: Nobody's dead. Yeah, yeah, I mean like that, but for real,
Speaker 1: for real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I think it's gonna be a very meaningful
Speaker 2: It's just an overnight of that. But I'm super super
Speaker 2: excited about it in a completely different way than I
Speaker 2: was for Mexico.
Speaker 3: So what was the name of the Mexico place again?
Speaker 3: Because I know people will want to see it and
Speaker 3: I want to write it down because I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: hold on, treehouses, it's Mexico commnity.
Speaker 1: The keyword is Mandarina.
Speaker 3: Mandarina Okay, got it, like a little mandarin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's I stayed the one and only.
Speaker 2: It's a one and only property, so one and only Mandarina.
Speaker 2: They have a Rosewood next door as well, and it
Speaker 2: was it was fantastic.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was I've never been anywhere like it, like that,
Speaker 2: and it's in the state of Nayarite, which is about
Speaker 2: like an hour hour and a.
Speaker 1: Half north of Porto Riarta.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, we flew into Porto Arcta and uh
Speaker 2: and drove up to up the coast, through.
Speaker 3: The jungles into the jungle. Turns out there's more in
Speaker 3: between the coasts. There's more in between.
Speaker 2: And our last night was the Mexico versus England.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bummer to watch that game there. My house was
Speaker 3: very happy because of course it was Scal's English, so
Speaker 3: that's that's right.
Speaker 1: We had an opposite time watching. Oyeah.
Speaker 2: We were all yes, we were very sad, I'm sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it was very loud that night too there.
Speaker 3: Watching watching like World Cup in a place or in
Speaker 3: a country where people like live and breathe.
Speaker 1: Yep, soccer, it's a religion. Yes, so great.
Speaker 2: We tried to be like it was during our dinner
Speaker 2: hour and I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't want to
Speaker 2: disturb you guys, like, we'll just order and.
Speaker 1: Get out of here, right, We're good. Yeah, yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get I'll get my own my own pasta, I'll
Speaker 1: get the bar. Yeah. Yeah, back there making yourself a margarita.
Speaker 1: So that's it. I've talked enough. I love it.
Speaker 2: It was great, and yeah, I'm I'm very relaxed and
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 1: Fifty.
Speaker 2: I feel very fifty, but I feel great about it,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yea and stretch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ki, thank you Molly Shannon for that brilliant Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well good, I'm glad. I'm glad you enjoy that.
Speaker 3: I he was for a little bit finishing up some
Speaker 3: work stuff. And it was also hot and miserably humid.
Speaker 3: It was the day that I think the heat index
Speaker 3: said it felt like one hundred and twelve and we.
Speaker 1: Had to work outside that day. So that was fun.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's right. Just pools of sweat, just
Speaker 1: just we can't help.
Speaker 2: We Southern Californians can't cope. Mad respect to the people
Speaker 2: who lived full time.
Speaker 3: Even everybody that was like this is terrible, like the
Speaker 3: locals are like, it's this is awful, even for us.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I didn't feel as bad. Did you
Speaker 1: do anything for the fourth? Like, I didn't do anything
Speaker 1: that was not a damn thing. Yes, all right, so
Speaker 1: I came.
Speaker 3: I flew home on the third from Philadelphia, actually, which
Speaker 3: I'm sure was killing it on the fourth, although for
Speaker 3: many reasons, they had i mean Fourth of July in Philadelphia,
Speaker 3: but also they had a World Cup game that.
Speaker 1: That day too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was like it was actually kind of
Speaker 3: probably would have been a fun day to be in Philly, yeah,
Speaker 3: other than the fact that it was miserably hot and
Speaker 3: everything was terrible and they were like thunderstorms and stuff.
Speaker 3: But no, I didn't do anything. Got home on the third.
Speaker 3: I came home, and I'm pretty sure I slept for
Speaker 3: like three days because the humidity just it.
Speaker 1: Wiped me out.
Speaker 3: We were only out there for like a week doing stuff,
Speaker 3: and it sucked the life right out of me. And
Speaker 3: then also just like the work schedule, you know, I
Speaker 3: always kind of have the decompression like a few days
Speaker 3: after work where I'm just like, I'm just gonna eat
Speaker 3: and sleep basically I'm going to hibernate for like three
Speaker 3: days and then I shall return.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's that's what I did when I got home
Speaker 2: from Mexico. I just like I drew all the blinds on,
Speaker 2: Like I just like, I just don't write, don't talk
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna recover. And you know, it's interesting.
Speaker 3: There's a it's a transition between coming home and between
Speaker 3: vacation and coming home.
Speaker 1: There's an adjustment. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I struggle with adjustments sometimes, so like coming
Speaker 3: back from work or vacation or leaving or you know, just.
Speaker 1: My little, my little touch of this, you know, Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: This is why we all need to connect more with nature,
Speaker 1: you know, when you're in the middle of transit. Tree
Speaker 1: wild bear tree.
Speaker 3: I had like a three hundred and fifty year old
Speaker 3: tree in Scotland where we were staying. We're staying at
Speaker 3: this little place on a lock.
Speaker 1: Lot and it was this old yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an old house that they'd converted into
Speaker 3: a small like little inn and one of the trees
Speaker 3: planted there and it was played by someone famous, but yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like three hundred fifty years old. And I
Speaker 3: just went and like I was like hugging trees on
Speaker 3: the property.
Speaker 1: People thought I was probably crazy.
Speaker 2: But oh, you know, I love tree, so yeah, go
Speaker 2: hug a tree and breathe some fresh air. Welcome back
Speaker 2: to how Rude Tan RINOs. I am now the fifty
Speaker 2: year old Andrea Barber.
Speaker 3: And I am not the fifty year old yet, Jody Sweeten,
Speaker 3: but my brain feels like seventy.
Speaker 2: And today we're discussing season seven episode for Tough Love.
Speaker 2: It originally aired October fifth, nineteen ninety three, and it
Speaker 2: goes a little something like this, Nicky and Alex's behavior
Speaker 2: gets out of hand when Becky and Jesse can't bring
Speaker 2: themselves to discipline them.
Speaker 1: When Jesse finally puts his foot down.
Speaker 2: He starts to regret it after the boys call him
Speaker 2: mean daddy.
Speaker 1: Mean daddy.
Speaker 3: Remember that mean daddy, Mean dad, Daddy, mean daddy.
Speaker 1: It's so cute.
Speaker 2: It was directed by Joels Wick. It was written by
Speaker 2: Ellen Gilis. And we have one returning guest star. Gail
Speaker 2: Edwards returns as Vicky. We love her, yep.
Speaker 1: Is this the first time we've seen her since they
Speaker 1: got engaged in Disney World or was she in like one.
Speaker 3: Of the last times disney World was disney World the
Speaker 3: end of season six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're now yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: Then, I don't think we've seen her because he said
Speaker 3: he makes mention of Vicky's in town, so I think
Speaker 3: this is the first time we've seen her since. And
Speaker 3: she does make the very you know, explanatory of them.
Speaker 3: Well now that we're getting married, ah right, right, right
Speaker 3: for those and on season seven, yeah, I love those lines.
Speaker 1: So we start with the teezer.
Speaker 2: Michelle stands in the hallway with a sock puppet on
Speaker 2: her hand, and.
Speaker 1: She says, Stephanie, come here, you gotta see this.
Speaker 2: Steph says Michelle, don't tell me you're still trying to
Speaker 2: make that sock talk, and she replies, well, he can't walk,
Speaker 2: so come on, I've been practicing, and.
Speaker 1: That actually maybe loud. I was like, that's a funny okay,
Speaker 1: like that was a good one. That was a good one.
Speaker 2: So, without moving her mouth, Michelle begins moving the puppet
Speaker 2: and it speaks, Hi, my name is mister Pigsley. What's yours.
Speaker 2: Steph is legitimately stunned. How how nice to meet you?
Speaker 1: How how?
Speaker 2: The puppet replies. Steph's impressed, until she realizes the voice
Speaker 2: seems to be coming from the closet.
Speaker 1: I feel like it took stuff a little too longer.
Speaker 3: Realizing it was a beat too long, right, So I
Speaker 3: was smarter than this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was just playing a long with Michelle feel
Speaker 1: better than Yeah, that's true. It's a good big sister.
Speaker 2: So, despite mister Pigsley's warnings, she opens the door and
Speaker 2: finds Joey hiding inside. Joey climbs out and says, Oh,
Speaker 2: the inspection is over.
Speaker 1: No moths, no termites.
Speaker 2: I'll see you ladies in about six months. And then
Speaker 2: he walks out with it, almost with a plumber's crack.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I know, you know he did it.
Speaker 3: And then everyone was like, I don't think we can
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is such a Dave ad lib or.
Speaker 1: Used all the time.
Speaker 3: You just walk out of a scene like that, just
Speaker 3: like and just like lend of a short and is
Speaker 3: just the top of his butt crack and be hanging
Speaker 3: out just to make an ex an exit in a
Speaker 3: scene that didn't call for that.
Speaker 2: At all at least now it was like a reference
Speaker 2: to wait, at least somebody doing work on the house.
Speaker 1: But who's just I laughed. I laughed, laugh because I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 3: Dave.
Speaker 2: So they roll opening credits and I noticed something for
Speaker 2: the first time, Maybe this should be my everyway. Look,
Speaker 2: but okay, in this in the last in the picnic
Speaker 2: scene of the opening credits, where at the painted ladies,
Speaker 2: there's a man carrying a bouquet of balloons right in
Speaker 2: the background, like this large bouquet of like blue and
Speaker 2: white balloons. Yeah, I've never known in thirty five years,
Speaker 2: I've never noticed that. And uh yeah, usually like Jeff
Speaker 2: Franklin's name is in the way.
Speaker 1: You gotta just because you created some show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see the balloon guy gotta say blue guy,
Speaker 2: so fantos, look for that next.
Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed it?
Speaker 2: And uh, if not, never noticed, I usually don't watch
Speaker 2: the opening credits.
Speaker 1: I just I bet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's San Francisco, it's kids, It's like.
Speaker 3: But I mean that was probably some extra that we
Speaker 3: were like, here, take these balloons high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, colorful and right, because there wasn't enough going on
Speaker 2: in the scenery in the background, let's add some balloons too. Anyways,
Speaker 2: Uh so we opened the show in the yard the
Speaker 2: ship ship fish Yep, yep, that's fifty uh shape shifting backyard.
Speaker 1: Becky's really glue your dentures in for them? Wait, hang
Speaker 1: on while I remove them. Hold on it's easier, okay, Nah.
Speaker 2: Becky is relaxing and okay hair. Becky's relaxing in a
Speaker 2: chair while Jesse and Nicky and Alex hide in the
Speaker 2: bushes with water squirters. All right, squirts go get money.
Speaker 2: Nicky and Alex run over and starts spraying. Becky and
Speaker 2: the boys are dressed like mini Oopa lupas with their
Speaker 2: striped jump suits. Yeah, and Becky fires back, aim for daddy,
Speaker 2: aim for the hair, and Jesse says, no, not the hair,
Speaker 2: and he covers his head. Becky, he's get him, get him,
Speaker 2: and Jessie runs off and says heel.
Speaker 1: So they go back and forth. Becky says, don't let
Speaker 1: him get away.
Speaker 2: Uh, And then Danny, Joey, and Vicki walk in from
Speaker 2: I don't know where, in the side of the back yard.
Speaker 3: From some women were out for a stroll in the park.
Speaker 3: They were meeting the balloon guy.
Speaker 2: And the cement driveway that Joey, we had.
Speaker 1: To rebuild a house, and we.
Speaker 3: Realized that that the that the driveway I went to nowhere.
Speaker 4: So we were like, that was a terrible idea because
Speaker 4: we got rid of it all just to scrapped it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh Tanners. Yeah, and we rebuilt that
Speaker 1: house like crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just snut snap of a finger and that
Speaker 2: thing is rebuilt. Uh so, Danny says Joey, since Vicky
Speaker 2: is in town, I thought it'd be fun for the
Speaker 2: whole family to go out to dinner tonight.
Speaker 1: Joey replies, Oh that's great.
Speaker 2: I know this really great Chinese place, and Danny says, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: Michelle doesn't.
Speaker 1: Like Chinese food.
Speaker 2: Joey says, come on, Danny, since win well, since we
Speaker 2: walked past that restaurant in Chinatown and she saw those
Speaker 2: ducks hanging in the windows.
Speaker 1: Joey starts thinking through the logistics.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's see we need a place for ten
Speaker 2: people and them just then, Jesse and Becky continue the
Speaker 2: water fight with the twins on their shoulders. Look out,
Speaker 2: get Mommy, get Daddy, get Uncle Joey, and they run
Speaker 2: by and the twins spray Joey. Danny says, Okay, we
Speaker 2: need a place for ten people, a place that doesn't
Speaker 2: mind a little noise, a little water, a little chaos.
Speaker 2: Joey says, how about the galley of a Viking ship.
Speaker 3: Take them to that pirate restaurant that we went to
Speaker 3: a few years ago.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm sure that's still open. Just course, Well, it's
Speaker 1: open when the Tanners want to go.
Speaker 2: Right, only when the Tanners want to go exactly so.
Speaker 2: Vicky then suggests, well, how about your kitchen and I'll cook.
Speaker 2: Danny's hesitant. He says, uh, well, the girls are pretty
Speaker 2: particular about what they eat, and Vicky says, Danny, if
Speaker 2: we're gonna be married, I have to get used to
Speaker 2: cooking for the family, and I promise no hanging ducks.
Speaker 2: Jesse and Becky sneak back over with the twins and
Speaker 2: their water guns. Uncle Danny, Jesse says, he carries Nikki
Speaker 2: over and Nicki immediately sprays Danny in the face. Danny says,
Speaker 2: thank you, My face was feeling a little perched. Becky
Speaker 2: says time to settle down. Jesse says, you heard mommy.
Speaker 2: Let's settle down now, and Nicki squirts him in the face. Hey,
Speaker 2: she said settle down.
Speaker 1: Nicky pauses and then sprays him again.
Speaker 2: Jesse says, well, maybe you'll understand this language. Eat water, buddy,
Speaker 2: and he sprays him right back. Becky and Alex jump
Speaker 2: back into the fight, get him Daddy and Joey, who's
Speaker 2: watching this chaos, says they are totally out of control.
Speaker 2: Danny adds two little devils, and Joey says identical Tasmanians,
Speaker 2: and then he launches into his Tasmanian devil impression.
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I thought you were gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm not doing the Tasmanian that you
Speaker 1: just did. Bad. That was not bad, No expresses me.
Speaker 2: It worth it and my star listeners it was great.
Speaker 1: That's I heard.
Speaker 2: We'll make a clip of that and then my face
Speaker 2: is preserved forever like that.
Speaker 1: There we go, just that on a loop.
Speaker 2: Add that to my ever growing meme collection.
Speaker 3: That would be your Special Skills has medium devil impression
Speaker 3: I learned from Dave.
Speaker 2: So Vicky says they're not that bad. Of course, I'm
Speaker 2: dry and I don't live here, Danny says, Vicky. I
Speaker 2: love Nikki and Alex, but they don't listen. They're into everything,
Speaker 2: and they won't even sleep in their own beds. I
Speaker 2: know they're just toddlers, but can't they at least be
Speaker 2: taught to put away their toys.
Speaker 1: And pull people?
Speaker 3: Therapy come on right, like you get with them boys,
Speaker 3: counseling your your dad at this age full time, you guys.
Speaker 1: Are just screwing around, right.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, they have they have some big shoes to
Speaker 2: fill and they are not filling them. No, So Danny
Speaker 2: pulls a stuffed baby Gonzo out from under and Joey says, Danny,
Speaker 2: that's actually mine, and then he makes the stuffed animal
Speaker 2: talk uh, which is a great nod to Dave who
Speaker 2: did Muppet Babies.
Speaker 1: He did voices Muppet babies around his time, The Muppet
Speaker 1: Babies baby.
Speaker 2: No, it's super cute, super cute. I liked this special
Speaker 2: little nod to Dave. Next Door, in the kitchen, Vicky
Speaker 2: is preparing dinner. Danny is watching her work and says,
Speaker 2: I could watch you mince for hours. Vicky stops her
Speaker 2: chopping and says, you have been It's not always Get
Speaker 2: out of the kitchen, everybody, get out of Yeah, help helieve.
Speaker 2: Michelle and stuff walked through the door. Stephanie is carrying
Speaker 2: and Michelle's oversized solar system project made out of paper,
Speaker 2: string and round fruits. She puts it on the table
Speaker 2: and your outfit in the scene and for the rest
Speaker 2: of the episode.
Speaker 1: Is so cute. I love it. These black shorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the black and the daisies white days in
Speaker 3: white Daisy's are good about to be a big thing,
Speaker 3: yea with Daisy's bell bottoms. Sixties are coming back.
Speaker 2: And your big belt that I had a ble belt.
Speaker 1: I had black tights and docs so I had converse
Speaker 1: of the first scene.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it all worked though, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I bet Jody loved this outfit out Yeah, super super cute.
Speaker 2: So Vicky admires the solar system and says Michelle, what
Speaker 2: a great model of the solar system. Michelle says, thank you.
Speaker 2: We live right here on the third ping pong ball
Speaker 2: from the grapefruit. Danny adds Michelle, that is the most
Speaker 2: beautiful thing you have ever made. As soon as I
Speaker 2: find a big magnet big enough that's going right up
Speaker 2: on the refrigerator, Michelle replies, you can't, daddy, this is
Speaker 2: for the Science Fair next week. I sure hope the
Speaker 2: sun doesn't rot, and she holds up the grapefruit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might have got a little er for that one.
Speaker 2: And she orders steph to take the project upstairs. So
Speaker 2: Stephanie grabs it and says, you couldn't grow a nice
Speaker 2: little lima bean like everyone else. I like that lima
Speaker 2: bean project. That's a good little project. Then Steve, dj
Speaker 2: and Kimmy walk into the kitchen. Steve asks, hey, what's cooking?
Speaker 2: And Vicky replies, I'm making pizza and spaghetti for dinner.
Speaker 2: All right, Steve says, Vicky asks.
Speaker 1: Are you guys hungry?
Speaker 2: And Kimmy jokes you're new around here, aren't you. Danny says,
Speaker 2: you know, Vicky, I gotta admit I was a little
Speaker 2: concerned about this whole dinner thing, but I'm relieved you're
Speaker 2: making pizza and spaghetti. They are proven kid pleasers.
Speaker 1: Danny let go of the control. He can't, he can't.
Speaker 3: No, he's just And also, I don't feel like the
Speaker 3: kids have ever been really picky eaters.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's like a kind of a new meaning
Speaker 2: the Pirate restaurant. Wasn't there like a line about Michelle
Speaker 2: ordered us the.
Speaker 1: Seafood platter? Yeah, and so things were looking back at her.
Speaker 3: So she like that she just didn't like the legs
Speaker 3: on the squid.
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe that was it. But yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: I've never known the Tanner girls to be exceptionally picky.
Speaker 2: So, yes, this is strange and Danny is uptight, but
Speaker 2: this this is also very relatable. Vicky reassures him, don't worry,
Speaker 2: they're gonna love it. Spaghetti al pesto and goat cheese pizza.
Speaker 1: First of all, that sounds delicious, so good that kids
Speaker 1: love that. Yeah, that sounds fantastic, Tanner, children, expand your
Speaker 1: palates exactly.
Speaker 2: Danny walks out of the kitchen and mutters, yeah, kids
Speaker 2: just love a steaming hunk of goat cheese.
Speaker 1: Some of them do because it's delicious, don't you don't
Speaker 1: knock it till you try it. I love some salad
Speaker 1: with some like.
Speaker 2: Pecans or like, yeah, little apple bits in there. Yet
Speaker 2: we should record this after lunch.
Speaker 3: You're like, damn, I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: So next upstairs, Nicky and Alex are calling out Daddy.
Speaker 2: Comet follows behind them and wanders into DJ's room, where
Speaker 2: Jesse is hiding behind a chair. Commet starts barking, and
Speaker 2: Jesse whispers, I'm playing hide and go seek, get out
Speaker 2: of here, but Comet doesn't budge. Hey, Commet, they're putting
Speaker 2: in a new fire hydrant down the street. Go But
Speaker 2: before Comet can leave. The twins run into the room.
Speaker 2: I find you. You found me, thanks Commet. That's the
Speaker 2: last time I loan you my cream rins. And so
Speaker 2: Jesse decides to switch things up. This time, you hide
Speaker 2: and I'll seek you. Okay, ready, I'm gonna count. Jesse
Speaker 2: covers his eyes and starts counting. By the time he
Speaker 2: reaches six, the twins still haven't moved. Instead, Nicky wraps
Speaker 2: himself around Jesse's leg, so Jesse stops counting.
Speaker 1: No, he was very cute. Oh, it was so cute
Speaker 1: these boys in this whole episode.
Speaker 3: I was cute because I remember that when they would
Speaker 3: just grab your leg and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, this this whole episode. I loved this
Speaker 2: storyline specifically because you can see the genuine joy on
Speaker 2: the boys faces, like this.
Speaker 1: Is not that the same thing. No, they were having fun.
Speaker 2: Oh, they loved hide and seek it, they love the
Speaker 2: water squirters. They loved all of this. So the writers
Speaker 2: just leaned into it, and I'm like, I feel this real.
Speaker 1: Joy from these talkers. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: So Jesse says, let's go over the concept one more time.
Speaker 2: You hide, I find you, I'll count. Go hide the
Speaker 2: twins finally run off to find a hiding spot, and
Speaker 2: Jesse resumes his counting.
Speaker 3: I surprised Jesse just didn't go give up and decide
Speaker 3: to go watch TV or something in.
Speaker 2: A yeah, leaving children unattended as they.
Speaker 1: Do and we do well.
Speaker 3: When they first when the kids started wandering up the
Speaker 3: stairs by themselves, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, who's watching it? Why did you do it? And
Speaker 1: then but then I was like, Okay, they're playing hide
Speaker 1: and seek. Cuse that it made a little more sense,
Speaker 1: made a little more sense.
Speaker 2: But in this next scene in Stephan Mitchelle's room, they
Speaker 2: have been unattended for I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, so did it with Michelle. They're like, what's
Speaker 1: the worst that could happen? Give me that bad.
Speaker 2: They have discovered Michelle's solar system project and pulled it
Speaker 2: completely apart.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I've been there.
Speaker 3: If you have two kids or three or whatever more
Speaker 3: than one, Yeah, man, have you been there? When usually
Speaker 3: the younger one has destroyed something of the older ones
Speaker 3: that they've worked really hard on. You have a lego
Speaker 3: project or yeah, a diorama or something, and.
Speaker 1: All hell breaks this.
Speaker 3: Oh there's no there's no right answer. You're just mad
Speaker 3: at every You're.
Speaker 2: Like, God, it sucks for everybody, sucks for everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is why you shouldn't do science fairs.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. You absolutely should do science fairs. I
Speaker 1: love science.
Speaker 2: Just don't leave your toddlers unattended, extract long periods of time.
Speaker 3: I mean, to be fair. The grapefruit was gonna go
Speaker 3: moldy before a weekening.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she made this project way way in advance.
Speaker 1: Usually in this a cardboard boxes. She's gonna be ok
Speaker 1: She'll be fine.
Speaker 2: So Michelle catches them in the act. My planets, Why
Speaker 2: did you guys do this? I worked so hard on this.
Speaker 2: Jesse rushes into the room. Alex Nikki, what did you
Speaker 2: guys do? And Nicki responds by throwing one of the
Speaker 2: planet balls at Alex.
Speaker 1: Becky hits him right, just brings him right off the head,
Speaker 1: Like how many times.
Speaker 2: Did they have to take take that to get that?
Speaker 2: Just square in the nose? Becky, Joey and Danny walk in, Daddy.
Speaker 1: This how I got it. I'm sorry, I'm interrupting a lot.
Speaker 3: That's okay, I just have to say this house responds
Speaker 3: like there is a fire when anyone does anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, we got what's wrong. What's happening? Was
Speaker 1: that it?
Speaker 2: Whoa, There is no nineteen of You don't need to
Speaker 2: be in here to deal with this. There's no need
Speaker 2: for an intercom system in this large house. No, like
Speaker 2: someone just says my planets and.
Speaker 1: Everybody is there? Everyone right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing, crazy how sound travels in this house.
Speaker 1: The acoustics are the just reverberates.
Speaker 2: Uh so, Michelle says, Daddy, Nicky and Alex wrecked my
Speaker 2: solar system and look it's leaking.
Speaker 1: Sun juice from the grapefruit.
Speaker 2: Danny replies, sweetheart, that's terrible, but I'm sure it was
Speaker 2: just an accident.
Speaker 1: What do you mean. I mean, I'm sure it was
Speaker 1: just an accident. That they were deliberate. That's not an accident.
Speaker 3: An accident is if they if one of them trips
Speaker 3: and falls into it because they're playing with the little
Speaker 3: water squirters, that's an accident.
Speaker 1: This is intentional, Danny. Stop trying to let the little
Speaker 1: ones off the thing.
Speaker 2: You can see Danny's struggling so hard.
Speaker 3: Danny's not the one to be getting advice on rules either.
Speaker 2: Becky apologizes Michelle, we are so sorry, and Joey adds Michelle,
Speaker 2: Nicky and Alex probably don't even realize that they did
Speaker 2: anything wrong, but they should. That's the whole point nobody
Speaker 2: shot them.
Speaker 1: Is everyone making excuses.
Speaker 3: They're complaining that the kids are out of control, and
Speaker 3: then they're all like, ah, but don't get mad at
Speaker 3: him when they read no one's discipline someone should do
Speaker 3: something that happens.
Speaker 2: Michelle counters with, but I told them to stop. Why
Speaker 2: didn't they listen and Danny? Danny explains Michelle, children have
Speaker 2: to be taught to listen. Michelle says, well, who's supposed
Speaker 2: to teach them? And Danny tries to answer carefully, Well,
Speaker 2: in many cases, it's the people who are responsible for
Speaker 2: their growth and well being. Who's that, Michelle asks. Danny
Speaker 2: finally says, well, in most cultures that would usually be
Speaker 2: the parents.
Speaker 3: Why did Danny have such a hard time saying that
Speaker 3: he lives in a house with all of his extended
Speaker 3: family and friends.
Speaker 1: Why did he stumble for who are up? Three guys?
Speaker 3: Because you know what I mean, Like, it seemed like
Speaker 3: he was stumbling over something that was really glaringly obvious,
Speaker 3: really glaring.
Speaker 1: Everyone except Jesse and Becky. They needed to hear it,
Speaker 1: so just say it. Just say it.
Speaker 2: He's trying to be too polite, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: we're way past it.
Speaker 3: Take it, just take these kids, put him at a
Speaker 3: time out, clean.
Speaker 1: Up the damn grapefruit. Let's move on.
Speaker 2: We could have done this whole episode two minutes, you know, like,
Speaker 2: please come on. So Michelle looks at Jesse and Becky
Speaker 2: and says, way to go, which is what we were
Speaker 2: all thinking. Danny tells the twins, well, I'm sure Nikky
Speaker 2: and Alex feel very bad. All right, boys, now tell
Speaker 2: your cousin that you're sorry. I'm sorry, Michelle. Alex says,
Speaker 2: are you really sorry? Michelle asks no, they reply, which
Speaker 2: is true. I hate when kids apologize when they're like,
Speaker 2: don't it doesn't mean any It's an empty apology.
Speaker 1: If the just repeating it, we'll just repeat it right, right?
Speaker 1: Do you know why this.
Speaker 3: Hurts someone's feelings? Du you want that to happen to you? Okay, well,
Speaker 3: then let's apologize for hurting something. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just having them repeat sorry when they don't mean it,
Speaker 2: it's kind of useless, but okay, they're trying. Uh So,
Speaker 2: Joey says, I'll take the boys before they incriminate themselves
Speaker 2: any further. He takes the twins by the hand, and
Speaker 2: he adds.
Speaker 1: Get in the squad car.
Speaker 2: You have the right to one phone call. Vane diaper
Speaker 2: doing his jokes. Becky tells Michelle, we feel terrible. I
Speaker 2: promise we'll make this up to you, and Jesse adds,
Speaker 2: I'll help you rebuild this, Okay. I remodeled the whole attic.
Speaker 2: Certainly I can rebuild the solar system. There's no plumbing
Speaker 2: over in space, is there? And Michelle just stares at him.
Speaker 3: Just it's gotta be unpermitted that addic. It's violating anyone
Speaker 3: inspected that thing.
Speaker 2: It's violating at least eighteen codes in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Proper God, I'm sure of it.
Speaker 2: Annie tells Michelle, when a person is honestly sorry, a
Speaker 2: big person will forgive them.
Speaker 1: Michelle says, but I'm a little person, but I can't.
Speaker 1: It's okay to be a little person inside outside, inside
Speaker 1: or outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Danny says, I'm talking about inside, and she's like, inside,
Speaker 2: I'm even littler.
Speaker 1: Which she's not wrong, Like she's not wrong about any
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 2: Danny tries again, by big, I mean a person who
Speaker 2: is generous and forgiving. Isn't that the kind of person
Speaker 2: you want to grow up to be. Michelle thinks and says, okay,
Speaker 2: I forgive you.
Speaker 1: She hugs, give them for not for not disciplining. They're
Speaker 1: Tasmanian double twists. Yet no one has said, like, really
Speaker 1: much of anything to the kids.
Speaker 3: They're gone, and Pecky and Jesse are apologizing for the
Speaker 3: behavior that they.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, it's it's there's a lot of parenting.
Speaker 1: You to shut up. I'm just excited.
Speaker 2: This will be an extended episode of everyone.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, it's all good.
Speaker 2: You'll all have great points. So Danny says, that's my
Speaker 2: big girl. Now do me a favor. Run down downstairs
Speaker 2: and put the sun in the juice, sir. Okay, any
Speaker 2: hands are the grapefruit. Once she's gone, Danny turns to
Speaker 2: Jesse and Becky. Guys, I know how you feel about
Speaker 2: getting unsolicited advice, and Jesse says that's not going to
Speaker 2: stop you from offering some right, and Danny says no,
Speaker 2: because this is important. I love Nicki and Alex, but
Speaker 2: they're way out of control.
Speaker 1: You should get your own house. That's what that's the
Speaker 1: part of that sentence that got left off.
Speaker 2: I think Danny's finally had enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get out of my house. Yeah god yeah, And
Speaker 1: Jesse says, come on, they're not out of control. They're
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: I admit they're a little and Becky suggests, feisty, feisty, feisty,
Speaker 2: that's a good one, and Becky adds, rambunctious, rambunctious. Right,
Speaker 2: there is no way my kids are out of control.
Speaker 2: I mean, and then before Jesse can finish, Joey yells
Speaker 2: from downstairs.
Speaker 1: NICKI Alex my watch and we.
Speaker 2: Hear a toilet flush. Becky looks at Jesse, Jess, they're
Speaker 2: out of control. Well, maybe a wee bit out of control.
Speaker 1: But they're not way out.
Speaker 2: And Danny says, all I'm saying is kids need limits.
Speaker 2: Jesse tries to defend his and Becky's parenting. We set
Speaker 2: limits the other day when they got into your makeup.
Speaker 2: What did we do and Becky admits, well, we.
Speaker 1: Actually we took a picture.
Speaker 2: Jesse's Oh my gosh, yes, it was so cute. They
Speaker 2: had lipstick all over their faces. And then Jesse continues,
Speaker 2: but after that, we got firm. We set them down
Speaker 2: and gave them a firm scrubbing because they had lipstick
Speaker 2: all over their lips. And oh, I got another.
Speaker 1: Picture and it was so cute.
Speaker 2: Danny's just staring at them. Jesse and Becky laugh awkwardly.
Speaker 2: Becky finally says, Honey, I'm afraid Danny is right. We
Speaker 2: can't wait until the boys are knocking off liquor stores.
Speaker 2: We got to tighten things up around here. Jesse nods, right, tight,
Speaker 2: I hear you, guys. Becky isn't convinced, Are you sure,
Speaker 2: because you're always mister when it comes to the boys,
Speaker 2: and we both have to make a commitment here. I'm
Speaker 2: making a commitment, you guys, are right, No more mister softy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm gonna start laying down the law right now.
Speaker 2: And he rolls up his sleeves aggressively. Becky asks what
Speaker 2: are you gonna do and he replies, First off, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go fish Joey's watch out.
Speaker 1: Of the toilets. That's fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Danny gave some a plus parenting advice or
Speaker 2: to Michelle and to the clueless parents. So Danny handled
Speaker 2: this pretty well. Next in the living room. Danny gathers DJ, Steph, Michelle, Steve,
Speaker 2: and Kimmy in the living room. I'm glad you're all here,
Speaker 2: he says, what's the big secret?
Speaker 1: Dad?
Speaker 2: Steph asks Kimmy looks at Danny's sweater and says, if
Speaker 2: you called us down here to tell us that sweater's
Speaker 2: out of style, We've known for three years. And he
Speaker 2: says it has nothing to do with this sweater, and
Speaker 2: he quickly takes it off.
Speaker 1: The entire sweater was there only for that joke. Yes, yes, the.
Speaker 2: Only reason it was there was for that joke.
Speaker 1: For that joke.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was so rude, but really funny.
Speaker 1: Like I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy Gibler.
Speaker 2: So Danny continues, you all know that Vicky has been
Speaker 2: working very hard on this dinner tonight. So if any
Speaker 2: of you happen to see anything that's new and unusual
Speaker 2: on your plates, taste it, experience it, and if you
Speaker 2: still don't like it, choke it down. DJ says, boy, Dad,
Speaker 2: you got our mouths watering. This could be really nasty.
Speaker 2: Steve says, I hope there's enough.
Speaker 1: Gimmy, Gimmy ads, and stephf says dad about the new
Speaker 1: and unusual food.
Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with new, but I have
Speaker 2: some concerns about the unusual. And Michelle says, does unusual
Speaker 2: mean gross? Danny says, okay, you know how you two
Speaker 2: have been asking for advances on your allowances? Well, how
Speaker 2: does two dollars sound? Not as good as five? Stuff
Speaker 2: counters God.
Speaker 3: I wish I was as good at negotiating in real
Speaker 3: life as Stuff was, because she's just never She's like,
Speaker 3: m now doesn't work for me?
Speaker 1: How of this? Yeah, she didn't even take a beat.
Speaker 1: I just had that.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, five, Yeah, she's always ready with a counteroffite.
Speaker 2: It was amazing as she and Michelle hold out their
Speaker 2: hands and Danny gives in five. It is, but you're
Speaker 2: gonna pay me back when you're thirty. I can't believe
Speaker 2: I just did this. And okay, so Danny Tanner himself
Speaker 2: is not perfect in parenting, but no, he's trying. Next,
Speaker 2: we are at the dinner table. Vicki gathers everyone around
Speaker 2: and says, I.
Speaker 1: Hope you like it.
Speaker 2: She starts serving pizza. Steph, can I give you a slice?
Speaker 2: And Steph asks, uh, sure, what's the crumbly white stuff. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's goat cheese, Vicky replies Steph Liane's ord to Michelle,
Speaker 2: what part of the goat is the cheese?
Speaker 1: Is the pizza on the table?
Speaker 2: DJ grabs a slice and asks is it supposed to
Speaker 2: smell like that? And she quickly adds and not that that's
Speaker 2: a bad smell. And here we see the infamous fourth wall.
Speaker 2: That is so jarring every time I see this sport
Speaker 2: walls all.
Speaker 1: So blank compared to everything else, like sit sets all
Speaker 1: three walls, and then just like rolling a wall, roll
Speaker 1: in the plain wall with one picture on the back.
Speaker 2: That'll work a plant, right, And I'm just it's so
Speaker 2: jarring for us, Like, well for me, I'm assuming for
Speaker 2: you too, because I'm like, no, that's the camera aisle,
Speaker 2: and that audience is right behind behind that.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like that shouldn't be there.
Speaker 3: And it also, weirdly then makes me think about the
Speaker 3: what shape the house is, and that's I shouldn't know.
Speaker 2: And then and then your brain is not on the storyline.
Speaker 2: Your brain is on the construction of the house.
Speaker 1: It's very, very jarring.
Speaker 2: So Vicky assures her don't worry that the cheese is
Speaker 2: just a little bit ripe. Michelle looks down at her
Speaker 2: plate and says, well, spaghetti's not it's still green. Vicky explains, Oh, no, honey,
Speaker 2: that's pesto sauce.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be green, delicious.
Speaker 2: Danny jumps in, you know, green like a five dollar bill.
Speaker 2: Steff says, looks great and nudges Michelle green is my
Speaker 2: favorite color. Michelle agreats, good.
Speaker 1: Vicky says.
Speaker 2: Becky notices the twins and enjoined dinner and says, well,
Speaker 2: Nicky and Alex are certainly enjoying it. Some of it
Speaker 2: is actually getting into their mouths. Just then, Alex puts
Speaker 2: his bowl on his head. Alex put that bowl down,
Speaker 2: Becky says, and seeing an opportunity to be the disciplinarian,
Speaker 2: Jesse steps in. I'll take care of this time to
Speaker 2: lay down the law son. Put down that bowl. Alex
Speaker 2: ignores him, and Nicki puts his bowl on his head too.
Speaker 3: That's gotta be the thing with twins, right right. One
Speaker 3: of them starts and then the other one's like, wait
Speaker 3: a minute, this looks fun. You're going to join in?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, there's the power and numbers are ganging up
Speaker 2: on the parents, and that's what.
Speaker 1: Jesse says, you guys are ganging up on me. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding. Both of you.
Speaker 2: Put down those bulls, and the twins toss their bowls
Speaker 2: behind them onto the floor, and Joey's like, well, they
Speaker 2: put them down. Danny says, I may be going out
Speaker 2: on a limb here, Jess, but I think they're testing you.
Speaker 2: Becky agrees. Danny's right, you gotta be tough. Don't waffle.
Speaker 2: Jesse stands up. Listen, guys, now you're in trouble. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what happens next? Beck What happens next? And
Speaker 2: Becky replies, I think the boys should get a time out,
Speaker 2: time out. That's right, both of you. You're gonna go
Speaker 2: upstairs and sit there until it's.
Speaker 1: Time to come out, hence the term time out and
Speaker 1: Jess no dessert, Becky adds, and Jesse says, why I
Speaker 1: was tough.
Speaker 2: I didn't waffle, and Becky clarifies, not you, the boys.
Speaker 2: Jesse says that's right, come on, let's go, and he
Speaker 2: carries the twins upstairs. Becky apologizes sorry everyone, and Joey says,
Speaker 2: beck this stuff happens all the time. I mean, who
Speaker 2: among us hasn't splattered bean dip all over their headboard
Speaker 2: and the table is silent. Changing the subject, Joey says,
Speaker 2: pass me the bread please. Danny gets everybody back on track.
Speaker 3: Okay, it cleans it up, though Danny seems very relaxed
Speaker 3: at two bowls of pesto being thrown.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, oh yeah, you know, Danny is just itching.
Speaker 3: Like like you know what I mean? I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: isn't he maybe clean up?
Speaker 2: Okay, comment will get it eventually, do.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, showering down on pesto and garlic. That's yeah, very bad.
Speaker 2: So Danny gets everybody back on track. Uh, okay, everybody,
Speaker 2: let's get back to this fabulous meal that Vicky made
Speaker 2: for us. DJ says everything is really good, and Steve says, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's fantastic. Vicky turns to Michelle.
Speaker 1: Do you like it?
Speaker 2: I love it, Michelle says, and Vicky asks, wouldn't you
Speaker 2: like to taste it first? Oh?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Michelle picks up a noodle, wipes the pesto off with
Speaker 2: her napkin, and then eats it. She's problem solving, hey,
Speaker 2: and she says that is good. Joey says, Michelle, you're
Speaker 2: missing the best part. And so Michelle hands him the
Speaker 2: pesto covered napkin says, here you go. Well, everyone eat up.
Speaker 2: Vicky says there's plenty more where this came from, and
Speaker 2: Michelle quietly turns to Steph and asks where did it
Speaker 2: come from? So upstairs in the attic, Jesse is explaining
Speaker 2: the concept of a timeout to the twins, but the
Speaker 2: boys are refusing to cooperate. After several failed attempts and
Speaker 2: the boys calling him weenie, Jesse finally loses his patience.
Speaker 2: You keep those little butts in those chairs and you
Speaker 2: don't move a muscle until I say it's okay. The
Speaker 2: twins respond, mean daddy, and Jesse is very, very hurt
Speaker 2: mean daddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Jesse. It does hurt, though the first time.
Speaker 3: Your kids are like, you're mean, I don't like you,
Speaker 3: and that usually comes a little older, but you're just like.
Speaker 2: Yeah the first time it does. You eventually become numb.
Speaker 2: By the time they're teenagers.
Speaker 1: Teenagers are like, yay, let's just get this over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yes, Toddler's yes, it's hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard. The first time.
Speaker 2: I'm back at the dinner table, Joey asks Steph, So, Steph,
Speaker 2: what do you think of goat cheese.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Steph replies good food, bad name. Steve says, you know
Speaker 2: I learned something today. If it comes out of a goat,
Speaker 2: I'm eating it. The table looks at him.
Speaker 1: I remember this we were breaking during the like that line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's gonna look. He's gonna be looking at
Speaker 3: Bob and Dave.
Speaker 1: To do it the last. You can't say anything remotely
Speaker 1: that could taking it all immaturely inappropriately as if you can't,
Speaker 1: you can't, can't do it and look.
Speaker 2: At him right, So yes this, Yes, totally remember doing
Speaker 2: this multiple times without laughing uh, and dj quickly jumps in.
Speaker 1: What I hope.
Speaker 2: Steve means is this is one of the greatest meals
Speaker 2: we've ever had.
Speaker 1: That's the truth.
Speaker 2: Steve agrees, Kimmy says wonderful, and Michelle and stuff add
Speaker 2: it's really good. Danny quietly tells them girls, can you
Speaker 2: take it down to about a four?
Speaker 1: Okay? And Michelle says no, Daddy, it really is great.
Speaker 2: I'd eat it even if you didn't pay us, and
Speaker 2: the audience goes ooh. Vicky overhears this and says, Danny,
Speaker 2: did you pay these children to pretend they like my cooking,
Speaker 2: and Danny admits, not all of them. Kimmy says, what
Speaker 2: a rip off. Vicky asks, why would you do that?
Speaker 2: And Danny explains, Look, Vicky, I know how finicky the
Speaker 2: girls can be, and I didn't want want them to
Speaker 2: hurt your feelings.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I should have had more faith in you and your
Speaker 2: goat cheese. Vicky replies, yes, you should have, but because
Speaker 2: you did it out of caring, I'm going to forgive you. Thanks,
Speaker 2: Danny says, and he kisses her.
Speaker 1: Right after you do.
Speaker 2: The dishes, he replies, and then goes back to kissing.
Speaker 2: Jimmy says, excuse me, some of us are trying to
Speaker 2: keep our dinner down. Vicky announces, okay, time for dessert,
Speaker 2: vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup. And this unlocked and memory.
Speaker 2: As soon as I heard this. I don't if you remember,
Speaker 2: but Gail kept botching this line and she kept saying
Speaker 2: chocolate sauce, not syrup, which doesn't seem like it matters,
Speaker 2: but like she just kept fumbling. She kept saying chocolate,
Speaker 2: chocolate sauce, not syrup.
Speaker 1: Am we worried about that?
Speaker 4: She did, Like I was like, that's basically how I
Speaker 4: did every lineup four house is just closing out.
Speaker 1: Close enough play.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was Patty Passerelli who was
Speaker 2: just like, no, no, it's chocolate syrup syrup.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes writers, I've read a hot fudge anyway, so it's
Speaker 3: a mood point.
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's whatever, tomato tomato. So Jesse comes
Speaker 2: downstairs looking defeated.
Speaker 1: Had it go like he asks? He replies, fine, there
Speaker 1: were no tears and the boys took it pretty well too.
Speaker 3: And there are now three stories up in a room
Speaker 3: by themselves alone. Radio right, they'll be fine. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: locked them in there. They'll be great.
Speaker 2: It was a really long time out too, Like by
Speaker 2: the time they got rescued from the time, I'm like,
Speaker 2: they're too so you should give them.
Speaker 1: Like they're like dogs. They have no sense of time,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You did the wrong thing, you go get a time out,
Speaker 3: right now, you go sit over there by the wall
Speaker 3: and you have your thing for two minutes and then
Speaker 3: you come back.
Speaker 1: Okay. Those whole thing kids are like way too delayed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like like hammering stuff.
Speaker 4: They're trying to figure out a way to break out
Speaker 4: trying to escape right, So Vicky hands him a bowl
Speaker 4: of ice cream.
Speaker 2: Maybe this will make you feel better. There's an extra
Speaker 2: two bowls. They were for Nicky and Alex, and everyone
Speaker 2: lets out a collective awe.
Speaker 1: I know, right, benj you just put those on the
Speaker 1: counter and not send it. We don't need to point
Speaker 1: this out right, saltan a wound. Vicky settle down. Jesse says,
Speaker 1: what a.
Speaker 2: Guy tries to set a couple of limits, and Becky
Speaker 2: cuts him off, Honey, you did the right thing, and
Speaker 2: Jesse says, we'll tell them to stop aweing at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Jesse takes one of the kids under control. They're
Speaker 1: not right right.
Speaker 2: It's like they're giving him mixed messages.
Speaker 3: I will say, not very often am I like Jesse,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 1: I get it? But this I get it a little
Speaker 1: bit in this one. Yeah I do too.
Speaker 2: Jesse takes the extra bowls and heads to the kitchen island.
Speaker 2: He is staring at the ice cream bowls and he
Speaker 2: sees the twins' faces in the bulls repeating mean Naddy,
Speaker 2: mean Naddy.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love a good uh? Sata kid? A hallucination
Speaker 1: in an ice cream bowl?
Speaker 2: I really feel like the Tanners need more mental help
Speaker 2: than just Michelle, like because now they're hallucinating.
Speaker 1: They have these weird.
Speaker 3: Dreaming like happens since the beginning the Horror Do not
Speaker 3: remember everyone dressed is like whatever and and and gigantic Michelle.
Speaker 1: Gigantic Michelle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, there's a lot of hallucinatory dream sequences in
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 3: And I'm just saying, I'm a little amazing, just you know,
Speaker 3: they're like microdosing and they're just like, maybe we'll all
Speaker 3: be a little happier and better parents.
Speaker 1: We just a little bit, and Jesse overdid it and
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh no, that explains a lot of ice cream.
Speaker 2: Back in the attic, we see Jesse sneaking upstairs with
Speaker 2: the bulls. Becky comes up to see how he's doing,
Speaker 2: and Jesse quickly stuffs the ice cream bowls down his
Speaker 2: shirt and he's wearing denim on denim like.
Speaker 1: This is so Canadian tuxedo but.
Speaker 3: On un button buttoned, his necklaces and his chest hair
Speaker 3: hang out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great, It's so great. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Becky says, are you okay? And Jesse says me, everything's cool.
Speaker 2: As he's beginning to fill the melting ice cream on
Speaker 2: his chest.
Speaker 1: Becky hugs him.
Speaker 2: Well, I know it was hard for you to punish
Speaker 2: the boys, and I just wanted to say thank you
Speaker 2: for being so strong.
Speaker 1: She pauses, and so cold. The ice cream bowls fall
Speaker 1: out of Jesse's shirt, and he says, losing a drop
Speaker 1: of ice cream.
Speaker 2: It's very, very impressive. Jesse tries to he makes up things.
Speaker 2: He's like, how how did those get in my shirt?
Speaker 2: Who inspected this shirt? Number nineteen? I'm writing a letter?
Speaker 2: And Becky, Becky, she's onto him. You were sneaking ice
Speaker 2: cream up to the boys. I thought we agreed to
Speaker 2: be tough. Jesse says, Well, they didn't call you mean daddy.
Speaker 2: Becky explains it. They're just angry. It's perfectly natural. They're
Speaker 2: just words. But they didn't happen to mention mean mommy.
Speaker 1: Did they. Jesse says, I.
Speaker 2: Distinctly heard mean daddy. I never bowls of my ice cream.
Speaker 1: The bulls of my ice cream were very specific. Don't
Speaker 1: question me on what my bowls of ice cream said.
Speaker 1: He said, mean daddy, mean daddy. He says.
Speaker 2: I never pictured myself as the kind of father that
Speaker 2: would come down so hard on my kids. I always
Speaker 2: sare if I had kids, I would be their friend.
Speaker 1: Their pal so hard.
Speaker 2: Oh no, number one mistake.
Speaker 1: You're not their friend. You are their parent.
Speaker 2: Don't be their friend until their adults and you can
Speaker 2: take them to Cataline on a great vacation right, Becky says,
Speaker 2: what and their mother could handle the discipline, right.
Speaker 1: Jesse's like, oh great, would you?
Speaker 2: Becky laughs? Why is this so hard for you? And
Speaker 2: Jesse explains it happened. I turned into my father.
Speaker 1: You should have heard me yelling at the boys. I
Speaker 1: sounded just like my dad.
Speaker 2: Sit in those seats, don't move a muscle until I say.
Speaker 2: I hated it when he did that. Why do dads
Speaker 2: have to be that way?
Speaker 1: He lives on.
Speaker 2: Becky tells him, Well, maybe because they're human, Maybe because
Speaker 2: they're frustrated, maybe because they just want what's best.
Speaker 1: For their kids.
Speaker 2: Your dad didn't do such a bad job. You turned
Speaker 2: out pretty great.
Speaker 3: I loved that line so because and of course now
Speaker 3: that I'm older, it hit like the parenting spot. But
Speaker 3: for kids watching it literally was like, Hey, your parents
Speaker 3: aren't are human too.
Speaker 1: And they're not you know what I mean, Like they're
Speaker 1: not perfect.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they're not perfect either, Like I just loved the
Speaker 3: message and that.
Speaker 2: It was Yeah, you're right, it was a very human thing.
Speaker 2: It humanized they're not these are you know these aggressive you.
Speaker 1: Know, there's like something super frustrated and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's usually it's important now, I mean not
Speaker 2: with toddlers, but when they're older. I think it's important
Speaker 2: as a parent to admit when you're wrong and that
Speaker 2: you do make mistakes and.
Speaker 1: Apologize to your kids. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's just we're human. That is your great lesson.
Speaker 2: Uh Jesse says, well, I was blessed in the hair area.
Speaker 2: Ward Cleaver made it look so easy. Well, June was
Speaker 2: no slouch either. Should we spring them?
Speaker 1: And no one under our age gets that joke? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: where where's beer? Yeah? Like a knife?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, that's that's that's okay.
Speaker 1: We're the Golden Girls. Now, who's Wally the Beev? What
Speaker 1: Wally and the beef yep?
Speaker 2: Uh so, Jesse and Becky go check on the twins.
Speaker 1: Wally Bev.
Speaker 2: Time out is over. The twins are happily playing with
Speaker 2: their toys and they're not at all traumatized. Jesse tells
Speaker 2: the boys it's time for your baths, and then we're
Speaker 2: getting ready for bed tonight. You're sleeping in your own beds.
Speaker 2: Go no big bed, big bed. The twins say, no, no,
Speaker 2: not the big bed. You're sleeping in your race car beds.
Speaker 2: Cappiche happyes, the twins replied, before hugging him.
Speaker 1: I love that he's taught all the kids in the
Speaker 1: house to say capeche. I never heard that.
Speaker 2: We're intil full House, and now I'm like, oh, yeah, capeche.
Speaker 1: It's Italian. Do you understand? Yeah, I understand. I don't
Speaker 1: know why he's Italian.
Speaker 3: Forget that, but I guess it's close Mediterranean.
Speaker 1: Thanks travel close enough.
Speaker 2: So Jesse says, see, Becky, they still love me, and
Speaker 2: Becky says I had a feeling they might. And that
Speaker 2: is our show. Yeah that is Oh man, this is
Speaker 2: such a classic full House episode.
Speaker 1: You know, the kids aren't really the problem.
Speaker 2: It's the parents who are the problem, right, we.
Speaker 1: All teach each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're you know, running therapy offices and doing you know,
Speaker 3: they're fine.
Speaker 1: Kids are fine. That parents they're great. Yeah. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was no this.
Speaker 3: I did like this though, because I felt like this
Speaker 3: was one of those episodes where you know that a
Speaker 3: family watching it, everyone is getting something a little bit
Speaker 3: different out of the same story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. That's a very good point.
Speaker 2: And uh, and for Jesse, it's not just how do
Speaker 2: I discipline my kids, it's how do I sit with
Speaker 2: the discomfort of my kids being mad at me? Right,
Speaker 2: which is a lot harder as a parent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks. You gotta grow into that. I love them,
Speaker 1: I want them to love me. I don't want them
Speaker 1: to be you know, it sucks. It's hard.
Speaker 2: It's one of the hardest things to do, but it's
Speaker 2: it's important. And again, when they're teenagers, you become numb
Speaker 2: to them, right, So.
Speaker 1: Middle school particularly, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And there's like this, there was this running theme of
Speaker 2: like Jesse to want to upset the twins and Danny
Speaker 2: didn't want to upset Vicky, And so everybody's like skimming.
Speaker 3: And lying right right right, You're like, no, no, this, yeah, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 2: Just nice, Just calm down and be honest and set boundaries.
Speaker 3: That is the Tanner Oh Tanners, O Tanners, you wacky Tanners.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. I love it. Shape Shifting Backyard,
Speaker 1: I mean, this is it's This episode makes me laugh though,
Speaker 1: because it is one of those things where you're just
Speaker 1: like this, this could all be solved in less than
Speaker 1: twenty two minutes.
Speaker 2: Damn house, you know what I mean, like like that's
Speaker 2: that's it, that's none of the no, of all the remedies,
Speaker 2: not on the.
Speaker 1: Table at all. Dope, not even on the table.
Speaker 3: No, No, you know, yeah, Danny doesn't even think like,
Speaker 3: you know what might alleviate this problem.
Speaker 1: Just I think you guys should get a little starter
Speaker 1: home apartment. You know, maybe you guys should go do that.
Speaker 2: That's not that is not in their vocabulary, that has
Speaker 2: never entered their brain.
Speaker 1: Nope, it's so great. I'm a full house. Did you
Speaker 1: have any everywhere you looks besides your cute outfit with
Speaker 1: the daisies, which I Lai's bell bottoms the lord, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the bell bottom outfit. Laura's outfit. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she looks so cool.
Speaker 2: I love this hairstyle on her where it's just like
Speaker 2: the little front little like a little Yeah.
Speaker 3: Again that very sixties kind.
Speaker 2: She was very sixties seventies, very cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I noticed one thing that is so not important, but
Speaker 2: it like really stood out to me.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to share it with everyone please do uh,
Speaker 1: other than the balloon guy. Other than the balloon guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So there's the scene where we're in the
Speaker 2: living room and Danny's briefing us on, hey, just eat it,
Speaker 2: even if it looks weird. Right right right as we
Speaker 2: start the scene, there's a wide shot and I can
Speaker 2: see myself fidgeting with my hands, which seems innocent, But
Speaker 2: this is when my anxiety started to ramp way the
Speaker 2: heck up.
Speaker 1: And I would constantly be like picking up.
Speaker 2: My fingers or just like that's how it manifested, or
Speaker 2: I feel itself was. I was constantly just like moving
Speaker 2: my fingers, and so I saw that, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, this is when it's all started, like
Speaker 2: like right around this time, I was sixteen seventeen, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's when my anxiety started to get really really bad.
Speaker 2: And so you'll notice, or I'm sure you'll notice as
Speaker 2: the season progresses these next two seasons, like I will
Speaker 2: start to like fidget with my fingers a lot more
Speaker 2: before I'm about to speak, because I can I can
Speaker 2: see myself thinking about what my next line is, and
Speaker 2: it's all coming out through my fingers.
Speaker 1: Your fingers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fat and I still do that, Like, I
Speaker 2: still like that's why I have no nails.
Speaker 1: Literally, as I'm sitting and I'm doing my little this is.
Speaker 3: Mine is like a weird little stimmy thing like I have.
Speaker 3: Like I do it because it's a like a I
Speaker 3: hear like a rhythm in my head and so if
Speaker 3: I can just do it with my fingers, it kind.
Speaker 1: Of takes it up. It's it's a lot going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. I get but no, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's that we all fidget times.
Speaker 3: Or I'll be in a scene or on stage or
Speaker 3: in an interview realizing I'm doing my weird little hand
Speaker 3: thing and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, we're gonna, okay, sit on our hands
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: You're usually not even conscious of it, but when you
Speaker 2: notice it at all, all the time.
Speaker 1: We all need fidget spinners.
Speaker 3: That is a lesson in this real We need quiet
Speaker 3: fidget spinars and trees.
Speaker 1: Fidget spinners. Go hug a tree, hugge tree, Look up
Speaker 1: spinner h tree. Yeah that's true. Yeah, just being it.
Speaker 2: We should have done all our scenes out in nature,
Speaker 2: and then we would have.
Speaker 1: Because that would have been fun. Yeah. I just did
Speaker 1: a day outside in heat and humidity. Let me tell you,
Speaker 1: no scratch that on bad idea. We'll just invest fidget spinners.
Speaker 3: Yes, I am so glad that you had an amazing
Speaker 3: fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank.
Speaker 2: You, thank you for listening to birthday, the whole recap and absolutely.
Speaker 1: I wrote it down. I'm like, let's go to the
Speaker 1: treehouse nice. Yeah, yeah, very very happy for you. Happy
Speaker 1: birthday and you back, thank you and yeah, yeah we
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Speaker 1: Up all the time.
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Speaker 2: Tannerto's I've been seeing Tannertos too, but it is fan
Speaker 2: Rito's technically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, I need to fidget listening.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for listening. We love you, and remember everybody.
Speaker 3: The world is small. The house is full of fidget
Speaker 3: spinners that everyone, everyone has one. They're one for every finger. Well,
Speaker 3: you can't even your hands are so full you can't
Speaker 3: even fidget.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yep, oh boy, alright, I'm gonna go do
Speaker 1: something weird.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm a gonna go hug a tree and
Speaker 2: fidget spin at the same time.
Speaker 1: Bye.