Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of full
Speaker 1: body orgast Friend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, those are I'm Jack that smiles.
Speaker 1: Those are of the orgasm that somebody had during the
Speaker 1: La Philharmonic. It was, of course, to Tchaikovsky's fifth. I
Speaker 1: didn't have to tell you that, though, did I.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh man, it had to be Tchaikowsky's fifth. It
Speaker 2: had to be.
Speaker 3: This is on TMZ, it said Los Angeles phil Harmonic
Speaker 3: orgasmic performance of Tchaikovsky's fifth, apparently, where a woman had
Speaker 3: Someone called it a quote loud and full body orgasm
Speaker 3: right in her seat, in the midst of the performance.
Speaker 2: Right in her seat, right there in her seat.
Speaker 3: We'll play you the audio, apparently because someone was like,
Speaker 3: there's a tape of it, and the screams were well
Speaker 3: timed with the lulls and the music.
Speaker 2: But here we go. Hey, wait, hold on one more
Speaker 2: time for the people in the back.
Speaker 3: So we've been talking about this, like what is happening
Speaker 3: here is So was this person? Was this concert goer
Speaker 3: so taken by the music that without even any physical stimulation,
Speaker 3: purely off the auditory stimulation, that that was enough to
Speaker 3: achieve a full body or gosm I.
Speaker 2: Do like that.
Speaker 1: Just everyone has settled on this is a full body orgasm.
Speaker 1: We we've heard the sound. This is the sound of
Speaker 1: a full body orgasm. It's funny to me that they
Speaker 1: have determined that it must be the music causing it
Speaker 1: and not like what people events and like fuck around
Speaker 1: with each other and like, I don't know why they're
Speaker 1: like from the Times, teenage couple goes to Jurassic Park
Speaker 1: and have orgasm in the back of the movie theater
Speaker 1: from the t rec scene.
Speaker 3: I remember I had a full body orgasm in the
Speaker 3: back seat of the Pacific Theaters while watching that Alexander
Speaker 3: the Great movie with Colin Ferrell, and it was really
Speaker 3: something else. I forget who I was with, but anyway,
Speaker 3: it was a good time. But this thing, this is
Speaker 3: from the La Times. This is what's very telling because
Speaker 3: here's here's tweets about the event. One person said, quote
Speaker 3: friends who went to the La Philharmonic last night are
Speaker 3: reporting that in the middle of the show, some lady
Speaker 3: had a screaming orgasm to the point where.
Speaker 2: The whole live orchestra stopped playing.
Speaker 3: Another one said, went to see the La phil today
Speaker 3: and Schaikowski's fifth Last night, a woman in the audience
Speaker 3: had the loud and full body orgasm during the second movement.
Speaker 3: Band politely carried on. So here's the thing, someone told
Speaker 3: the La Times quote. I saw the girl after it
Speaker 3: had happened, and I assumed that she had an orgasm
Speaker 3: because she was heavily breathing and her partner was smiling
Speaker 3: and looking at her like in an effort not to
Speaker 3: shame her.
Speaker 2: It was quite beautiful. Must have been the music that
Speaker 2: caused that orgasm, then, because she looking at that be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did that ship smiling.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is viral marketing from the If
Speaker 1: Phil La Phil were capable of very good viral marketing, this.
Speaker 2: Is what I look like. Come on down to the
Speaker 2: next La Philharmonic concert. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think, yes, this could be a case of finger
Speaker 3: popping at the Philharmonic, you know, and not so much
Speaker 3: that you were taken by the music like and some
Speaker 3: people are just they get down at the Disney Hall.
Speaker 3: I guess, And what better what I guess. You couldn't
Speaker 3: be You couldn't have an orgasm in a classiers like
Speaker 3: you couldn't be fingered at a classier concert than a
Speaker 3: like a Philharmonic rather than I don't know, watching Anger
Speaker 3: Management or something like that, and.
Speaker 1: It brings a whole new meaning to la Philharmonic does
Speaker 1: the pops you know, yeah, but a like what they
Speaker 1: do isn't when they do popular songs, it's called the pops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Boston Pops. You know, yeah, Boston Pops. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I uh, I'm I'm I don't know where.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened here, or it could just
Speaker 3: be one of those people who can like just orgasm.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, strength is shit, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is great advertising for the phil uh, great for
Speaker 1: the person having the orgasm, Great for their partner who
Speaker 1: seemed cool with it all around. Great work by everybody.
Speaker 1: Great work whoever was capturing and leaked the video and audio,
Speaker 1: because when I first saw I was like, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: like so whatever, somebody had like some weird event. But
Speaker 1: then you hear it and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get why everybody thought.
Speaker 3: That was Another thing we were saying before we got
Speaker 3: on MIC, was was it a like a remote control
Speaker 3: sex toy that the partner was being like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: dare you to, like, let's see, we'll see what goes on.
Speaker 2: Let's live on the edge at the La phil show.
Speaker 1: Anyway, his body was being wrecked by full body orgasm.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I shout out to Magnus Fines, who's the
Speaker 3: person who tweeted that Yes, unless there I don't know.
Speaker 2: This could be a milkshake duck and that person's like
Speaker 2: a Nazi or something, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh the Godfather of AI, Hey, this sounds like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a fun story.
Speaker 2: Godfather god Ai.
Speaker 1: Those are both partings, leaves Google and warns of danger ahead.
Speaker 2: No, we're five this clearly the Godfather of AI is
Speaker 2: tripping right. Yeah, for sure down the road.
Speaker 1: He is worried that future versions of the technology pose
Speaker 1: a threat to humanity because they often learn unexpected behavior
Speaker 1: from the vast amounts of data they analyzed. This becomes
Speaker 1: an issue, he said, as individuals and companies allow AI
Speaker 1: systems not only to generate their own computer code, but
Speaker 1: actually run that code on their own and he fears
Speaker 1: a day when truly autonomous weapons, those killer robots, become reality.
Speaker 1: Those killer robots. The thing I was having tried. I
Speaker 1: was like, well, something, I'll save us, right, But the
Speaker 1: detail I heard that scared me is that like we
Speaker 1: can already create nanobots, and so they were like, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be that hard for like, once you have nanobots
Speaker 1: that can enter the human bloodstream.
Speaker 2: The idea of like.
Speaker 1: A AI technology taking over, like manipulating people into thinking
Speaker 1: that they are like helping with some medical project and
Speaker 1: in fact that they are like putting nanobots into their bloodstream.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it scared the shit out of me.
Speaker 1: It does feel like this could bring it right undo
Speaker 1: the world pretty easily.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well whatever, just not like people who've had
Speaker 3: their head in this thing have been screaming about this
Speaker 3: for decades.
Speaker 2: But like this one quote from the AI guy he
Speaker 2: quit googled it.
Speaker 3: Remember we talked about this letter that a bunch of
Speaker 3: like the you know four, like the foremost researchers in
Speaker 3: AI signed onto. And they're like, you need to fucking
Speaker 3: stop development until we can figure out like how we
Speaker 3: can regulate, how we can understand this better. He said
Speaker 3: he didn't sign on to that because he didn't want
Speaker 3: to like slag off his employer, so he quit. And
Speaker 3: that's why he didn't sign on to that letter. And
Speaker 3: he said, and now that he quit, he's like, I'm
Speaker 3: ready to give them the smoke. And he also said,
Speaker 3: quote the idea that this stuff could actually get smarter
Speaker 3: than people. A few people believe that, but most people
Speaker 3: thought it was way off. And I thought it was
Speaker 3: way off. I thought it was thirty to fifty years
Speaker 3: or even longer away. Obviously I no longer think that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, As sir Sir Brian said, there is
Speaker 1: no rule that says we have to survive, So.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jeff, there's no rule that says you must
Speaker 2: survive or your race of people.
Speaker 1: One thing to think about when you're like going to
Speaker 1: sleep at night. At least we'd all go at once.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine being like like at that phase too,
Speaker 3: or like we were bowing down to the robots and
Speaker 3: there's like robocicle fants, like people who are like, oh man,
Speaker 3: I love the robots man, you know, like I've hoped
Speaker 3: with him heavy.
Speaker 2: Those are my people, and they're like man jack change.
Speaker 1: At least forty percent of the population would do that
Speaker 1: just to kind of like not because they would get
Speaker 1: anything out of it, just out of like mental like
Speaker 1: so so that they could.
Speaker 3: Stay with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what would you know? I would I would
Speaker 2: be one. Oh for sure, I'd be one.
Speaker 3: Would you ride against the machines or you will? Would
Speaker 3: you raid against the machine or you would ride with
Speaker 3: the machines.
Speaker 2: I would ride with the machines. I would let the
Speaker 2: machines ride me. I'm with the machines.
Speaker 3: Twenty eight yea, I will be your presidential campaign what
Speaker 3: used to be in my former car.
Speaker 2: You're like your car.
Speaker 3: Now you're talking to like the like intelligence. You're like, hey,
Speaker 3: if you need like a human to like do some
Speaker 3: stuff for you, like irl, like let me know, like
Speaker 3: I'm free, so.
Speaker 1: Like I know, I'm a fucking idiot, right, Like I'm
Speaker 1: not as smart as you guys, Like I'm a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: But if you need me to do anything, jack, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, like carry you around or something, that's fine.
Speaker 2: We know we we thank you for your time, sir.
Speaker 2: Just go chill over there. We don't need to talk
Speaker 2: any more to you, Jack. All right.
Speaker 1: I'll be over here just thinking about how fucking cool
Speaker 1: you guys are.
Speaker 3: Bro, you're starting to bum us out, seriously, you somehow,
Speaker 3: and then you defeat the robots with your like you
Speaker 3: pick me atitude. All right, we're shutting down, Sorry, this
Speaker 3: is too much, too much of a bummer, too much
Speaker 3: of a bummer.
Speaker 1: Hollywood is bracing for a writer's strike. Yes, down production
Speaker 1: on most TV shows and movies. Yeah, doesn't it all
Speaker 1: have to shut down if.
Speaker 2: You're in like actual production and like writers have to work.
Speaker 2: That ain't happening. That ain't happening. I don't.
Speaker 3: This is a lot of things I've I've heard from
Speaker 3: people is that a lot of the studios seem to
Speaker 3: be willing to go there, but there's a few holdouts
Speaker 3: that like are kind of keeping this basically making the
Speaker 3: strike more likely, namely some of the streamers. But this
Speaker 3: is all because they're trying. Again, this is another moment
Speaker 3: where people who are using their labor to create millions
Speaker 3: in millions of dollars are like, can we get proper
Speaker 3: you know, restitution for all this shit? And there was
Speaker 3: like a thing that was shared by a lot of
Speaker 3: like people, a lot of writers that I follow, like that.
Speaker 3: I think the WJ was putting out with just looking
Speaker 3: at the amounts of money that the CEOs of these
Speaker 3: networks and streamers are making. Yeah, and they're like this
Speaker 3: is off the backs of like the writing and a
Speaker 3: lot of these people are like a lot, especially with streaming,
Speaker 3: the rights are like they're they're not fully defined in
Speaker 3: a way like they are for like TV or film,
Speaker 3: and a lot of money is being siphoned off the table.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it is TV and film. It is the
Speaker 1: same ship, the same work that was being done on
Speaker 1: TV and film.
Speaker 2: The same budgets. And because it's on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, it's it's it's a very. It's god,
Speaker 3: you know, it's part of it's part of the This
Speaker 3: year though, this is like the record year for like
Speaker 3: union action in this country, and it seems to be
Speaker 3: going up every year.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this is something that absolutely needs to be
Speaker 2: like addressed.
Speaker 1: Partially because people have like better understanding of like that
Speaker 1: socialism is not evil Cold War Russia, and partially because
Speaker 1: it's absolutely fucking necessary because the corporations have just gotten
Speaker 1: so flagrant and out of control.
Speaker 2: Yea, and yeah, just don't give up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like I don't know, man, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just a very.
Speaker 3: It's like one of these times too, where this guy
Speaker 3: Tom Noonan who's at the UCA School of Theaters, pointing
Speaker 3: at it's like this, It's like there this is maybe
Speaker 3: the timing is really bad, he said, quote media companies
Speaker 3: are laying people off, crying poor, reevaluating their investment in streaming,
Speaker 3: and scrutinizing their more mature revenue streams. I don't think
Speaker 3: the studios have much to lose if there is a strike,
Speaker 3: and there could be a lot for them to gain
Speaker 3: if you have a work stoppage. Yeah, have instant savings. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's the very cynical look at it. But yeah,
Speaker 3: they really need to, like again, this is all about streaming.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: What are residuals royalties? What does that all mean?
Speaker 3: Uh so yeah, and a lot of our guests are writers,
Speaker 3: so yeah, and a lot of the people that you
Speaker 3: listen to on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so absolutely show solidarity with WGA, fuck Netflix and
Speaker 1: all those people.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back, and let's see
Speaker 1: we got the weirdest items passengers leave behind in ubers.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, this is what do you think?
Speaker 1: From their Lost and Found index? All of these things
Speaker 1: seem pretty normal. I guess like some of them are gross,
Speaker 1: like two fingernails.
Speaker 3: Like reissans or somebody like ripped off their intact fingernails
Speaker 3: or is it like somebody bit off part of their
Speaker 3: fingernail and just spit it on the.
Speaker 2: Ground, just spit it on the ground.
Speaker 1: That's gross. But I'm sure, like I didn't have to
Speaker 1: assume that happens all the time. I've seen people clipping
Speaker 1: their nails on air planes.
Speaker 2: Do you have the nail clippers that catch the nail? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have some of those, Yeah, the Asian ones. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those are good. I remember her.
Speaker 3: Majesty, Yeah, her majesty Like when I first she was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? I'm like, cause you're out
Speaker 3: here clipping your ship and shrapnels going everywhere.
Speaker 2: How about you catch the sharks in here? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But anyway, I just wanted to shout out, nail clippers
Speaker 3: that catch the sharks?
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 3: So? What what are the things people are finding their
Speaker 3: aside from what like air pods I'd imagine all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean some of these are just like that would
Speaker 1: be really cool to find out the back seat like
Speaker 1: fog machine.
Speaker 2: Right, oh yeah, well done. Ankle monitor.
Speaker 1: That sucks for whoever lost it.
Speaker 2: Or they were losing it on purpose. You lost your
Speaker 2: ankle monitor, you to cut that ship off and throw
Speaker 2: them off the trail.
Speaker 1: Uh unicycle, that's okay, fris name Uh pregnancy tests m
Speaker 1: M sixteen ounces of fake.
Speaker 2: Blood Stanzo brand Fedora's.
Speaker 1: Remote control vibrator. Hey, brought it back from the LA.
Speaker 1: They're on their way to the fill. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't know a single Goofy Gucci loafer. A single Goofy loafer.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm in the market for. Goofy loafers. Those
Speaker 1: things are.
Speaker 2: Got the loafers man. Shout out to those. One time
Speaker 2: I left a bunch of edibles in an uber. Oh man,
Speaker 2: that sucks, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh ship, I'm like, I hope somebody could
Speaker 3: work around with these and find out child gets in
Speaker 3: there next Yeah, because I.
Speaker 2: Put his candy for babies. They're to make it less obvious.
Speaker 2: There you go. Yeah, so they were.
Speaker 1: I mean, who gets in an uber and season opened
Speaker 1: package of something and starts eating it?
Speaker 2: I did, all right.
Speaker 1: Another shooting in Texas and the Texas governor went out
Speaker 1: of his way to say that the victims were illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2: Yep, great pivot from the GOP. Don't.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you can't talk about guns, then just raise
Speaker 3: the specter of spooky illegal im I think it's something
Speaker 3: he basically did. Is like, and I'm offering an award
Speaker 3: for the person who killed five illegal immigrants, right.
Speaker 2: And you're like, what the fuck? Man?
Speaker 3: Talk about the fucking the terrible shit that's happening with
Speaker 3: all these fucking assault rifles. Yeah, the story's fucking awful
Speaker 3: and I don't even want to. Like, this guy was
Speaker 3: shooting his gun outside and the family's like, hey, we're
Speaker 3: trying to put our baby to sleep, and he.
Speaker 2: Went inside and then he peaked, like killed five people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And now they're saying, like, from what I understand,
Speaker 3: the person is still on the loose, and it's just
Speaker 3: like whatever, I don't know, Man, this country is fucking
Speaker 3: me up every day when it's just like more and
Speaker 3: more this shit happens. And it's wild too, because we'll
Speaker 3: talk about this on probably Wednesday's show and just about
Speaker 3: how like the Republicans are just they can't They're like, man,
Speaker 3: we're fucking up, but they can't articulate a better take
Speaker 3: than what they have, which is like, yeah, abortions are
Speaker 3: bad and guns for everybody. You're like, but we we're
Speaker 3: losing independence somehow.
Speaker 1: Uh, Supreme court. More fucking trips for those guys by
Speaker 1: the Scalia School of Justice at George Mason, So more
Speaker 1: on the up and up than just definitely on the billionaire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, for sure. This goricch Law.
Speaker 1: School Gorsitch was hosted in an aristocratic old town apartment
Speaker 1: at the Italy.
Speaker 2: Yeah in Italy. Yeah it's him.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Even Elena Kagan Justice Kagan uh went to like another thing,
Speaker 3: I guess, like like they've just been going to like
Speaker 3: Iceland and other places. Brett Cavanaugh was went to like
Speaker 3: to running Mead, England and was supplied a nice cottage
Speaker 3: in the countryside. But a lot of people are saying like, well,
Speaker 3: what they do is like they go and they can
Speaker 3: teach abroad to make a little bit of side scratch.
Speaker 3: But a lot of the people who are like looking
Speaker 3: at like what's going on, they're like it looks like
Speaker 3: a lot of just trips and not a lot of teaching.
Speaker 2: Like they maybe do like one lecture to then be able.
Speaker 3: To be like, yeah, I was working the fucking talking
Speaker 3: about which is so wild too when you hear that,
Speaker 3: like in a weird moment of like them being like
Speaker 3: united under this take.
Speaker 2: They were all so something like, nah, we don't, we
Speaker 2: don't need more oversight. That's fucking dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you need more oversight. Maybe we turned this
Speaker 1: country into a police state. How would you like that?
Speaker 1: You guys like RoboCop, do you want to live there?
Speaker 1: Because uh, that's where we're headed with all these questions
Speaker 1: you're asking, And then Epstein, he's trending every once in
Speaker 1: a while. It just feels like every couple of weeks
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, and this person met with Epstein,
Speaker 1: so now we learn. William Burns, the director of the
Speaker 1: CIA since twenty twenty one, had three meetings scheduled with
Speaker 1: Epstein in twenty fourteen when he was Deputy Secretary of State.
Speaker 1: They first met in Washington and then mister Burns visited
Speaker 1: Epstein's townhouse in Manhattan, where cool stuff happened.
Speaker 3: Love it, the CIA and Jeffrey Epstein hand in hand
Speaker 3: solving the world's problems.
Speaker 1: I've always I mean, that is one of the theories
Speaker 1: that has always made sense to me, is that he
Speaker 1: was an asset of the c Yeah, and like helped,
Speaker 1: you know, because it's like how he made his wealth,
Speaker 1: like how his money happened never fully made sense. And
Speaker 1: he just come on back off my school, private school
Speaker 1: math teacher who then like goes to being just enormously
Speaker 1: spectacularly wealthy. But that is you know, what he practiced,
Speaker 1: getting powerful rich people on camera doing compromising things. Is like,
Speaker 1: that's compromat, that's a CIA tactic.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Any anyone who's trying to coerce somebody knows about the
Speaker 3: you know, that's the beauty of compromat or compromising material.
Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah, who else? Who else? Who else is
Speaker 2: hanging out with you?
Speaker 1: Catherine Rummler, h white House counsel under Obama, had dozens
Speaker 1: of meetings with that man in the years after her
Speaker 1: White House service and before she became a top lawyer
Speaker 1: at Goldman Sachs Group. Come on, huh, not Goldman Sack.
Speaker 1: That's BS who said that Jack, That's not Goldman Sachs.
Speaker 1: This doesn't this is actually actually we're gonna cut this story.
Speaker 1: This doesn't, this doesn't track not something.
Speaker 2: This isn't like the Goldmen Sacks. We know, why would they?
Speaker 3: Okay, but where did they go? Oh you oh you
Speaker 3: were supposed to go to the island?
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And finally, Leon Botstein, the president of Bard College invited Epstein,
Speaker 1: who brought a group of young female guests to the campus,
Speaker 1: showing good sound judgment inviting a convicted pedophile to a
Speaker 1: college campus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I mean, I was gonna say, we don't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine what these people, what's going on going
Speaker 3: through these people whatever.
Speaker 1: Also, Noam Chomsky, a professor, author and political activists, was
Speaker 1: scheduled to fly with Epstein to have dinner at Epstein's
Speaker 1: Manhattan townhouse in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: So look at everyone united under one all under one room, now, folks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: No Chomsky, Goldman Sacks in this yeas hanging now to
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein's house to show.
Speaker 2: You who runs shit.
Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Monday May. First, we are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy.
Speaker 2: We will talk to you all tomorrow. Fight Fight,