WEBVTT - Give It Up for Wheezy Lungs! 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.760 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio of the 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:18.360 George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:20.080 And Joe Kaddy Armstrong and. 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:21.599 Jetty and he. 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:36.560 Armsdrong who live from studios scene see signor Hey, dimple 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.200 that room deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:40.360 You get a communications compound. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:44.000 Hey, y'all, today we're under the tutelage of our general manager. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:50.720 Naive book. Dad, I'm pronouncing that. Sorry if I mispronounced 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:51.680 your name name. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:54.960 He's the president of Al Salvador, who is in the 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:59.280 office with the President the other Day's an interesting figure. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.880 I think will be hearing more from. 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:05.000 Yeah, that was happening while we were on the air yesterday, 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.039 and we got some of the clips today where he 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.200 says he's he doesn't have the power to go get 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.720 that guy we accidentally sent to that horrifying prison. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:18.399 Yeah, bring him back. Yeah, where this ends? Nobody knows 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.200 that we don't need a constitutional crisis, but yeah, he's 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.880 saying I can't. I don't have the authority to shove 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:27.720 him into the United States. And Trump's saying, we don't 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:29.400 have the authority to go into that prison. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.399 And was that guy just trying to cozy up to Trump. 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.399 Was he just trying to Oh? Yeah, he knows that 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:36.280 Trump wants. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.800 Yeah, he has a a burgeoning, great relationship with the 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:44.360 most powerful leader on earth, most powerful and richest country, 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.680 you know, for all intents and purposes on Earth. 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:48.560 So yeah, he's playing his cards right. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.760 And he and Trump are of the same cut from 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:57.280 similar cloth in their ideas about defeating leftism in their 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:58.920 countries and the damage it's done. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.080 How do I is it listenable? 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:06.840 Uh? It's it's improved since your first sentence. Okay, that's good, 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.560 I says as of now. Yeah, you're obviously a man 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.560 who's ailing a bit. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:11.160 But fine. 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:14.720 Yeah, you know, sometimes you sound bad, but you feel okay, 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:16.240 that's not the case here. 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:21.440 Oh sound bad? Finna die? Wow? 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:26.200 Is that urban hipster talk for feeling like you're gonna die? 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:27.440 I don't know, I speak English. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:32.560 Uh, you don't have anyone around you, says Finna. A Ma, 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:39.320 Finna go downtown. I'm finna eat this sandwich. It's going 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:40.920 to Katie. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:45.320 Yeah, it's I'm fitting to insert here, and they just 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:46.560 changed it to Finna. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:47.480 Yeah. 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.600 But because everybody's so busy in the twenty first century, actually, 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.320 enunciating words, is inconvenient? 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.240 Yes, my son says, Finna hang out with my friends. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:03:01.400 Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I had annoying hipster slang back 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:02.119 in the day as well. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.960 In fact, I know I did, so I don't judge. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:05.720 I'm just amused. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:10.360 So Finna die is mine. I we went to the doctor. 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:12.320 I don't have strep throat, so that's good whatever strep 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:12.680 throat is. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:16.800 But have wheezy lungs. The doctor said, that's not good. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.440 A man of your years should not have wheezy lungs, 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:21.400 a man. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.200 Of my years. You know what was the most interesting 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:26.679 thing about my doctor's appointment? Speaking of getting older, I've 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:30.760 had my I met my doctor at a backyard party 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:36.200 for med students many many, many years ago. Then he 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.119 finished medical school and he became my doctor, like right away, 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.400 as soon as he started his doctoring, as like a 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.640 whatever you are when you become a doctor, what are 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.000 you at twenty six or something like that. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:47.320 I don't know that sounds right. 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:53.000 Yesterday his daughter treated me, how is that for a 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.160 slap in the face with how you're aging here? 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:55.520 Now? 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.960 I knew him when he was a young man starting 0:03:58.960 --> 0:03:59.640 out as a doctor. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.640 He's an older man with children. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:04.720 Who have grown up gone to school and medical school 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.200 and become doctors. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:11.480 This is how it is. It feels apparently. Yeah, I 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.480 don't like it. By the way, Michael, when I'm an 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.600 old fat bluesman touring the country. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:17.600 You know what my stage name is going to be. 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:21.880 What's it going to be? Wheezy lungs? Ladies and gentlemen, 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:26.000 give it up for wheezy lungs. Oh? How how I 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:31.039 lost by woman? Manish woman I ever saw? Did you 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.359 ask about pneumonia? I didn't. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:35.360 I mean, she's a doctor. I would imagine that, you know, 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:38.880 popped into her head. Was she a doctor like doctor 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:43.400 Jill or like finished school in Virginia at the University 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:44.039 of Virginia. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:44.960 That's the kind you want. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:50.240 So yes, both of my parents were very sick, sounded 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.920 exactly like you, with the same symptoms, and they went 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:56.000 to the doctor multiple times, thought pneumonia, bronkitus, and it 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.440 ended up being like this upper respiratory infection, which is 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:04.600 no good. So I would go back and maybe say, hey. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.400 And what say listen here, doc. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.719 I don't know, maybe they can give you something for it. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:13.640 Second opinion, Yeah, third doc, I've. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:16.000 Never actually gotten a second opinion. It's something people throw 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.880 around all the time, but it's a lot easier said 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.279 than done. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of time and 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:22.440 paperwork and follow and. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:23.200 The pay for it. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.920 Your insurance company says, uh, what are you doing exactly here? 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:31.800 Oh? Interesting? Yeah? What was I gonna say? 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:31.880 Oh? 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.560 Yeah, there are so many different diseases going around the 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:38.120 country right now, and a lot of classrooms are struggling 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:39.520 to keep the kids in school and everything. I have 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.680 something important this weekend, so I'm pretending I'm not sick. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.560 I'm pretending it's going to go away. I got something 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:48.280 important this weekend, so can't can be sick. Yeah exactly, 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.400 you go as my Yeah, as my dad says. If 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:55.560 you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Wall Street Journal aides 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:59.360 push Trump to adopt tougher approach with Moscow. I'm really 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:05.479 into this article. Rubio and one of his other negotiating dudes, Kellogg, 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:10.279 are really pushing Trump. Hey, Putin is not interested in 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.800 this whole ceasefire thing that you're talking about. It's showing 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.320 no interest whatsoever. So we got to come up with 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.800 something right. So far, their boss is not biting. 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.880 It's interesting We've been discussing, as have you know, quite 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:26.679 a few people, how Trump is doing so many things 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.320 so quickly and impactfully. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.279 Many of them great, Some of them. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:34.680 Seem a little haphazardy to me, but we can talk 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:36.960 about that more later. But we've been talking about it 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:38.440 from the perspective of the Democrats. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:39.640 They don't know what to yell about. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.360 They don't know what to like be their rallying cry, 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.000 because it's something new every day, and the courts are 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.440 busy and the media is nowhere focused. Well, it just 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.880 occurred to me as you were talking. Somebody probably had 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.520 to say, mister president, mister president, you remember the whole 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:53.880 Russia Ukraine thing. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.359 We're going for a peace deal there. 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:58.279 Putin's been ignoring it, and Trump having been dealing with 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:03.039 tariffs and trade and and the courts and whatever. Probably, oh, 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.320 that's right, the Russia thing, the Russian thing, right, right right, 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.239 and has to be brought back up to speed because 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:08.640 it's as crazy and busy for. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.920 Him as it is for all the other folks you mentioned. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.160 It's got to be true. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.160 And I feel like I've read this sort of thing 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:18.520 about presidencies. I mean, there are things you're into, things 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.240 you have to deal with that you're not into And 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:24.000 I don't think he's super into fixing the hole Ukraine 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:24.600 Russia thing. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:25.480 It's not top of mind. 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:28.520 He is really into, obviously the toll tariff thing and 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.160 maybe yelling at Rosy O'Donnell. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:35.400 But yeah, so that makes sense. I'll bet that is 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.480 absolutely true. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:40.680 Rosie O'Donnell. Who is in love with Lyle Menendez? 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.720 By the way, what one of the Menettaz brothers. 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.640 Yes, yes, more on that live team coverage coming up, 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:47.240 stay with us? 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.920 Wow? Yeah, okay, freaking out as that. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.200 First of all, she doesn't play for the team Hetero, 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.000 but she, she says, Lyle is the first straight man 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.560 she feels like she could love and trust. 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:01.560 No, yes, what does that mean? Love and trust? 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.520 In a he murdered his parents in cold bloods and 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:05.600 then lied about it sort of. 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.560 Way they were mean to him or something. I don't know. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.160 You'd have to ask her. Oh my god, I know, 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.400 I am. I actually have more details on that. We 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.880 talked about it yesterday during the podcast when you were 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:20.680 at the doctor. But yeah, it's it's these are strange times, friends. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.480 Where were we we were talking about something significant? 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:24.480 Oh? 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:26.480 What Trump is? Into and what he's not into. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:30.520 Here, here's where I piss everybody off, great Trump and 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:34.160 non Trump, you know, anti trumpists and and pro trumpers. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:41.320 He's absolutely correct about all of the conflicts and crap 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:45.760 that started under Joe Biden because Joe Biden was weak 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:49.960 and senile and his foreign policy was show lots and 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:54.319 lots of weakness, then people will be nice. Mostly. He's 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:58.920 absolutely right about that, and he needs to stop referencing it. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:03.360 When he talking about the Russia Ukraine thing yesterday, was it? 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.679 He came out with another, Well, I'll tell you this 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:07.080 never would have happened under me. 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:11.520 Yeah, we all get that. Get that you got elected? 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:12.079 Now what. 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:19.199 Yeah, well it's the he's blamed Zelenski. Now he's blaming Biden. 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:23.800 He is so hesitant to blame Putin, as everybody knows. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.560 And I don't know if that turn is gonna come 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:29.520 or if in his mind it's like, okay, once. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:30.320 We get there, we're there. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.560 Yeah, it's gonna be you know, b to the w 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:36.360 if you will in terms of going after. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:40.520 Putin, right, right, And I completely understand the desire for 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.640 a better relationship with Russia. I mean, if you can 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:47.280 have like a semi frenemy relationship. That's better than constant 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.000 conflict and angst and blood letting. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.240 Its absolutely true. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.040 But maybe it's just a getting back to the span 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:56.199 of years and having a little perspective. I'm just getting 0:09:56.240 --> 0:10:00.680 so tired of American presidents and or their secretaries of 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.840 state going hat in hand to the. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.360 Kremlin and saying can we be friends? 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.240 From George W. Bush saying he looked into Putin's eyes 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.040 and he can see hez a good man, and just 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:15.400 Barack Obama and the reset button and just oh, can 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:16.559 we stop with that? 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:21.200 It's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. That's my point. So we've 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.960 got it. Hey, we're the greatest superpower on earth. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.680 Come on more on that later. From the Wall Street 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:29.320 Journal reporting, which I found interesting. But we got a 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.000 very long opening clip. Do you think this needs any setup? 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.520 No? No, I do not think it does. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.920 I think it may be the perfect clip to describe 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:44.439 our times. This clip is our times. Jack, Okay, we'll 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:45.319 start the show officially. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:45.440 Then. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.959 I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getti on the This is Tuesday. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.360 It is April fifteenth, Tax Day. We'll be talking about 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.720 taxes a little bit later. The year twenty twenty five. 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.680 We are I'm strong in getting we approve of this 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:56.640 program all. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:00.000 Right, presuming Trump hasn't dismantled the FCC, which would be fine. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.439 Heap into action according to f C see rules and regulations. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:03.960 Here we go at Mark, what. 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:07.960 Mashed potatoes on the side of my car? Here? Did you? 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:08.480 Or didn't you? 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.600 Because I've got cameras up there facing you. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.319 Get off? Yes, in the driveway now I'm not only 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:16.720 this is the middle. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:21.640 You are get off my parking area. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:26.000 Listen, did you throw trans food on the side of 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.160 my test? Now? Why did you throw fast food on 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.240 the side of my test? You threw mashed potatoes on 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:32.760 my car? What is wrong with you? 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.880 You sit here, you drive in, you drive out. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:39.120 You have jump cars. You drive in and you drive out. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:41.440 That's why people do then their driveways. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:42.120 You more. 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:47.800 Love got it? I've heard that ten times. It's still funny. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.440 You can't enjoy it the more every time I hear it. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.240 When she says you drive in and out of the driveway, 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:54.560 that's when he loses it. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:12:02.200 Oh my god, that's what a driveway is. Drive moron. 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.920 He goes full live Larry David on it yes. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.000 Oh, and meanwhile, you have the dynamic of a perfectly 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.240 reasonable guy saying. 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.560 Did you throw mashed potatoes on the side of my tesla? 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:13.720 Yeah? 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.560 Yeah, you're prodressmatic. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.160 Get off by side of the driveway. 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:26.000 The irrational, lunatic lefty wielding well mashed potatoes in this case, 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:30.760 committing an active political well waste of food, if not violence, 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:37.080 utterly unhinged, interrrational, unable to articulate even the simplest defense 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.240 of her actions, but instead screeches like a lunatic, and 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.160 then he goes full Larry David on it. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:48.440 It's just you have jet cars drive out. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.800 That's why people go in their driveways. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:13:00.600 Oh, I'm telling you, it just gets better. Okay. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.920 I got something I came across the other day that 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.280 I thought was sedang good from one of the best 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:10.560 I think reasonable people about taxes in America. Top ten 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.760 tax myths on tax Day. What we can get to 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.520 it's really really good. We've got Katie's headlines on the way. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.080 Our text line is four one, five, two nine five KFTC. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:25.280 It was the back of a day yesterday. We got 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:26.160 two clips. 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:29.520 They're almost certainly going to be in the top ten 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:33.320 four clips of the Year yesterday, the one you just 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:34.920 heard about. 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.440 You drive in, you drive outs, you moron. That's what 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:42.640 a driveway is. It might be the clip of all time. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.560 I don't know. You drive in, you drive out. You 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.640 have jump cars all You drive in. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:50.640 And you drive out. 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.600 That's what people do in their driveways. 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:53.560 You moron. 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:59.040 So what are you calling the female astronauts, Katie? 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.960 I still from Joe from yesterday, but chickstronauts, the chickstronauts. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:07.079 If you haven't heard Gail King talking about Katy Perry 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:08.280 and all that, we'll play that for you. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:09.240 Coming up next segment. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.360 It's one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard. Hey, 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.280 let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.600 with Katie Green Katie. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.640 Starting with Fox News. Judge blocks Trump from. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.840 Revoking legal status for five hundred and thirty thousand migrants 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:24.240 who flew into US via Biden program. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:27.080 All right, can we sort this out? Please? 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:32.640 From CNN, Trump calls G's tour of Southeast Asia a 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:33.160 chance to. 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.600 Quote screw with the United States. 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:41.080 Oh, every single thing President she and China does is 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:42.400 to screw with the United States. 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:46.680 That's like their national job right, And to elevate themselves. Yeah, 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.280 and I think to some extent, Trump's given them an 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:50.680 opportunity to do that. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:52.880 But you know, more on that to. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.920 Come from the Wall Street Journal. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:15:00.480 Bank of America's profit climbs with consumer spending resilient. They 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.240 reported a higher profit for the first quarter, reflecting a 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.240 resilient United States economy. 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:08.880 I hope that's true. From NBC. 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:13.640 Biden to give first major public speech as a former president. 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:15.600 That's right. Biden's speaking today. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.080 Man, They're gonna pump him full of whatever drugs to 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.480 try to make him Nolan. 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:24.040 I'm guaranteed it'll be midday, right. Yeah. Back to that 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:27.080 economic thing. The only time is functional. I don't know 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:27.720 if any. 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.120 Economic statistics mean anything that we're taken. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:31.360 Prior to the holtair for. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:39.040 From the New York Times, Vance drops Ohio States Championship 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.320 trophy during White House celebration. 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:45.200 Major misstep by the vice president could harm his chances 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:45.800 in twenty eight. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:47.000 Back to you, Katie. 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:51.080 Jeez from the New York Post. I love my dog 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.560 more than my spouse. I spoiled my pup with parties 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:57.480 and trips to Paris, and my husband is just lucky 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:58.080 to be there. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:02.040 I know number of people who feel like their wives 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.160 like their dog better than them. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.120 Here dog could not give a sack of what you 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:12.160 just cleaned up about being in Paris, Unianity. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:18.040 From the Daily Mail, World's first sperm race to take 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.200 place before a live audience of more than one thousand 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:22.880 spectators next. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:30.080 Week, having gone to the Masters, I'm probably good for 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.560 major sporting events for a while, but that sounds exciting. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:38.120 They're off happening in la And finally from the Babylon 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:43.520 b terrified Luigi Mangione files restraining order against Taylor Lorenz. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.840 Yeah, yeah, we talked about that late in the show yesterday, 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:54.280 the sick twisted Taylor Lorenz and this hack idiot journalist 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:57.600 pitching the idea that yeah, really the only political violence 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.440 is from the right these days. And it's day and 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:04.640 we're all very afraid, just just so stupid is see. 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:07.120 An instill on it's tax Day. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.080 I have the top ten tax smiths to get to 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.320 start it on, going to sprinkle him out throughout the show. 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:17.240 Really good stuff stuff, we should all know it. It's 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.560 very helpful and a hilarious clip from one of the 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:21.800 Chickstronauts yesterday. 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:27.920 Stay tuned Armstrong and Geddy the Star stood. 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:31.080 An all female Blue Origin flight grew, including Katie Perry 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:33.960 and Gail King, lasting off headed to the edge of 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:39.080 space over crying at liftoff, what we are not. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:40.679 A serious country? We are not? 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.159 Why are you using your serious voice like this just 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:47.159 wants some sort of pr stunt to grab attention, like 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:48.560 is something major happened? 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:51.520 The only reason to really pay attention to David Muir 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:54.119 is that he's such a terrific parody of himself. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:59.280 Hard to imagine why the ratings have gone down so 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.359 much for Network News when they're bringing is stuff like 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:02.520 that in serious tones. 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:09.080 Oprah cries it lift off. Okay, see, you probably. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:10.760 Don't even know who gayl King is, friend of Oprah's 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:14.879 Forever Old Lady. She's on CBS's morning show, and she 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.880 was on the Spaceship with Katy Perry and interviewed after 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:22.400 they landed, and it sounded like this. 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.320 How would you describe it? 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:27.920 It's very difficult because you're floating. But the best part 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.240 was when we got back in our seats after zero 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:35.000 g's Katie sang, what a wonderful world? She did that nice? 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:38.480 She said, what a wonderful I see drees. 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:41.840 Oh yes, yes, yes, Oh, because we've been asking her. 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:44.040 To sing all the time and she wouldn't and she wouldn't, 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:47.679 And then because everybody said sing, roars, sing fire, and 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:49.560 she said, it's not about me. I wanted to talk 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:51.080 about the world. Wow, you know? 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:51.720 Is that nice? 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:52.959 You got to ask her about that? 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:58.240 Other than perhaps the choice of specific words, how did 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:00.800 how would that have differed if from if they were 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:04.639 high school girls? No kick, conversation was sixteen year old 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:07.080 girls at most. 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:09.440 I was thinking that interviewer, Oh, they. 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:14.879 Did say, wow, did you cry? 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:15.359 Yes? 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:20.959 It was really difficult because we were floating what everybody cried? 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:23.760 What's the whole? 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.600 And she we kept asking her to sing and she wouldn't. 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:28.639 We asked her to sing raw or do you do this? 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:31.320 I mean you you hang around with celebrities, when when 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:34.359 famous people come into your house, you say, sing for me, 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:37.240 act for me? I mean, what what the hell? 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:41.280 I mean some record breaking deep sea device with Mick 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:44.080 Jagger and I just keep saying, hey to sing Sympathy 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:44.920 for the Devil, would you? 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:47.480 He's like, no, we're under the ocean. 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:51.240 But this is not about me, all right? How about satisfaction? 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:54.680 Just satisfaction that would make me a lunatic. 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:03.760 Sympathy. That old fang was hard to take. Oh really, Oh, 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:04.199 I know. 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:06.800 We have a couple of montages of the women where 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:08.080 it's also pretty bad. 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:12.080 Oh boy, can we take it as a country? I'd 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:14.040 play one. Michael, give me twenty two. 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:17.560 You are officially an astronaut. How do you feel? I 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:19.000 still can't accept that word. 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:22.040 I just feel a renew connection to everything in life 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:24.720