Speaker 1: Five rooking jew bowls. The second date up Date. The
Speaker 1: girl on the phone for the second Date up Date
Speaker 1: today is wondering why she's not getting a call back
Speaker 1: after she was whined and dying. Apparently the guy that's
Speaker 1: not calling her back took her out for a beautiful
Speaker 1: evening in very elite company, four star cuisine, nice and
Speaker 1: an eclectic selection of beverages such as Cores Light and
Speaker 1: probably some more Cores Light. Rebecca is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Rebecca, I went bowling with the guy that she
Speaker 1: wants to call today. Find out for a lovely evening
Speaker 1: of bowling. Hey, Rebecca, how is it living the high
Speaker 1: class lifestyle that you live? Yeah? Well, I was wondering
Speaker 1: about the date beforehand, but it turned out not to
Speaker 1: be that bad. Actually, ain't. So tell us a little
Speaker 1: bit about the guy that you want to call today.
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet him? Well? We met online? Was it
Speaker 1: a dating website that you guys met all the dating website?
Speaker 1: And he's actually was super funny, you know, and witty
Speaker 1: and his emails and then we talked on the phone
Speaker 1: and he seemed really cool and funny. What's his name?
Speaker 1: His name's Will Will. Yeah, surprise, he doesn't go by
Speaker 1: Willie places like the bowling alley on a first date.
Speaker 1: That's a fun date. Were you excited about a bowling alley? No? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It seemed kind of low rent, you know, like,
Speaker 1: but you know, I've been taken out to a sushi
Speaker 1: dinner and had a horrible date, so it's not you know,
Speaker 1: I'm aware that that it could be a great thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It all kind of depends on the company that you're with,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, So did you have
Speaker 1: fun while you were bowling? Is it turnout like I
Speaker 1: got there and he looked like his picture online always cool, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which was on the leavable actually, and he's you know,
Speaker 1: kind of hot, so that was great. And then we
Speaker 1: had like a couple of drinks. Course, I don't know
Speaker 1: how you knew that, just a good guess. I've been
Speaker 1: in a bowling alley or two in my day. Were
Speaker 1: you guys clicking? I thought, so, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not that like awkward for state thing. A little
Speaker 1: bit like, oh my god, Now this person that I
Speaker 1: knew on the internet is a real person in front
Speaker 1: of me, So it was a little bit awkward, But
Speaker 1: then we had drinks and it was less awkward. How
Speaker 1: did you do it bowling? Well, I'm I don't bowl
Speaker 1: so terribly. Did you actually bowl at least? Yeah? We
Speaker 1: bowled and him he's like really good at bowling, which
Speaker 1: was kind of hot just to see that, like he
Speaker 1: had perfect form. You know, I've never heard anyone would
Speaker 1: say it was kind of hot to see someone with
Speaker 1: perfect form bowling due those professional bowlers get so many
Speaker 1: groupies crazy like someone doing something well, you know, that's
Speaker 1: that's cool, incapable. Was there any awkward moments that really
Speaker 1: stuck out to you? Um? Well, I mean, looking back
Speaker 1: at it now, I guess I could have come across
Speaker 1: as a little high maintenance, high maintenance in a bowling alley,
Speaker 1: So like, was your glass dirty and you asked to
Speaker 1: have it cleaned? No, thank god for that because that
Speaker 1: would have been gross. But no, I you know the shoes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you rent at the bowling alley, Well, like a million
Speaker 1: people have been in those shoes with like fungus and
Speaker 1: everything out. So I brought kind of shoes with me
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to use those shoes. Did you
Speaker 1: make a huge deal out of it? Because I wouldn't
Speaker 1: think that would be a deal breaker, unless, like you
Speaker 1: threw a fit over using the show. I didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just said, hey, I brought my own shoes, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to use the bowling shoes. And then of
Speaker 1: course they try to make you do it. You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: did they force you to wear the bowling shoes since
Speaker 1: you do, but they tried, yeah, sometimes they tried. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so you argued with them to use your own shoes,
Speaker 1: and do you think the guy's probably like, oh man, maybe, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it didn't like the sweetest way possible, but
Speaker 1: you know, I mean obviously like there's a little bit
Speaker 1: of a scene involved if you're dealing. At least you
Speaker 1: didn't like throw the shoes down the bowling aisle like
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing these well, and then and then, you know,
Speaker 1: then so many people put their fingers in those bowling balls. Oh,
Speaker 1: bowling balls are disgusting. I'll agree with you on that,
Speaker 1: you guys, it's not that big of a deal. No
Speaker 1: one has ever died from bowling balls. I put my
Speaker 1: hand in a bowling ball once and there was a
Speaker 1: band aid in there. It was disgusting. So I feel
Speaker 1: you on that one. Yes, You're right, somebody's band aid
Speaker 1: they're gross. I mean, were you complaining about it or something?
Speaker 1: Complain at all? I just every time I did it afterwards,
Speaker 1: I have like a little bit of one of those
Speaker 1: um hand purifiers bray things. Okay, So I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could have seemed a bit high maintenance if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't put on the shoes and then every time you
Speaker 1: bowled you took out and sanitize your hands. Either that
Speaker 1: are just a weird germophobe, you know. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I'm not a major major, but like in a place
Speaker 1: like that, I just I really do think through the fact. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because there's a huge amount of bacterian fungus like everywhere,
Speaker 1: so he either gets OCD or it gets high maintenance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't make any comments about the place smelling poor
Speaker 1: or kind of didn't smell a little bit bad, but
Speaker 1: I said nothing. Okay, good, I'm glad you kept that
Speaker 1: to yourself. How did everything in with you? Guys? But
Speaker 1: we hugged and then you sanitize your body right after him,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to, which is a good sign. And
Speaker 1: he walked me in my car and then I sent
Speaker 1: him a text A few hours later, saying I had
Speaker 1: a great time. Love to do it again. Did he
Speaker 1: write you back? No? Yeah, so that's it. That's all
Speaker 1: you heard from him. Well, then I tried again the
Speaker 1: next day. I went online on the dating website and
Speaker 1: I instant messaged him and he didn't respond. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was online. So he hasn't talked to you since you
Speaker 1: guys went bowling. Now it's been four or five days.
Speaker 1: But I just don't know if it's like South, you know. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's find out. We're gonna play a song. Come back,
Speaker 1: call him to get your second day update. Okay, looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the mornings if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: the second day update. Rebecca is on the phone. She's
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a guy named Will,
Speaker 1: and she thinks it's because she wasn't willing to get
Speaker 1: dirty on her first dates. She refused to get dirty,
Speaker 1: wouldn't put her fingers in places where he wanted them
Speaker 1: to go, or put her feet in certain things that
Speaker 1: he was asking her to put her feet into. And
Speaker 1: that could turn any guy off if you're not willing
Speaker 1: to get down and dirty. In the bowling alley, they
Speaker 1: went bowling, and she thinks that he's not calling her
Speaker 1: back because he might have thought she was high maintenance
Speaker 1: because she didn't want to wear the shoes that they
Speaker 1: have at the bowling alley because they're dirty, and she
Speaker 1: didn't want to put her fingers in the bowling ball,
Speaker 1: and she would like sanaa her hand after every single
Speaker 1: time that she bowled. So she's thinking that the guy
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, you're hard to deal with, and that's
Speaker 1: why she's not getting to call back. We're about to
Speaker 1: call him right now and find out if that is
Speaker 1: the reason. Are you ready to Rebecca? I am. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know this, but I'm ready, Rebecca. I haven't
Speaker 1: asked you, honestly, aren't you high maintenance? Though? I mean
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I'm pretty laid back, but that's
Speaker 1: like the one thing. But I take care of it
Speaker 1: myself generally, you know, Like I have the hand sanitizer
Speaker 1: and I don't make a big deal about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess if you were to be to me like, hey,
Speaker 1: we have to go get hand sanitizer before we bowl,
Speaker 1: that would be more high maintenance than if you just
Speaker 1: had it and we're doing it. That wouldn't bother me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just have it. I just have it with me,
Speaker 1: you know, in my purse. So all right, we'll call
Speaker 1: him right now and see what he has to say.
Speaker 1: You're ready? Yeah, Hello, Hey again, I speak to Will. Please. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the Will. Hey Will? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning morning
Speaker 1: radio program sounds like he's a number one fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. Okay, Well, it's a morning radio show and
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually emailed
Speaker 1: us about you and asked us if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone. Someone emailed you about me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Her name is Rebecca and you recently went on a
Speaker 1: date with her to a bowling alley. Ooh. We got
Speaker 1: an email from Rebecca telling us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your date and then also telling us that you haven't
Speaker 1: called her back or answered any of her text messages.
Speaker 1: So she wanted us to see if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask why, Okay, do you
Speaker 1: mind taking a second just to give us a little
Speaker 1: bit of information on your date and tell us why.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to do that. That's
Speaker 1: I don't know. She just wants to know why you
Speaker 1: won't call her back. She thought that it might be
Speaker 1: because she's high maintenance. Yeah, she said she didn't want
Speaker 1: to use the bowling shoes. She'd sanitize her hand after
Speaker 1: every time she bowled, And so she thought maybe you
Speaker 1: weren't calling her back because you thought she was just
Speaker 1: like high maintenance and hard to deal with. No, nothing
Speaker 1: like that, she was. I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: feel I feel bad talking about it on a radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if it's something Look, if it's something about you
Speaker 1: that you don't want out there, that's fine, I'll let
Speaker 1: you go, Okay, If it's something about her, think about this.
Speaker 1: She's the one that asked us to call. And we
Speaker 1: always tell everybody you're prepared to hear whatever the answer is.
Speaker 1: So she's willing to hear whatever you have to say.
Speaker 1: She just wants to know why you're not getting back
Speaker 1: to her. So really, like it's totally just I can
Speaker 1: say I could say anything. Yeah, she's really she's really nice,
Speaker 1: and like she's very pretty. So she's pretty and nice
Speaker 1: and you had a fun time. Yeah, I don't understand
Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back. Completely. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I mean, how am I supposed to go back to
Speaker 1: her and tell her, hey, he's not calling you back
Speaker 1: because you're pretty nice and he had a good time. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Uh well, I'm not sure how to say this delicately.
Speaker 1: I guess her her boobs, we're just weird. Explain weird.
Speaker 1: What do you mean weird? I don't know. It was uh,
Speaker 1: you know, you know that's saying more than a mouthful
Speaker 1: is a waste of space. Yes, yes, that's kind of
Speaker 1: how I feel about her boobs. Yeah, they're too big.
Speaker 1: They're too big for me. You're just maybe the first
Speaker 1: you know, how many people are gonna be like, what
Speaker 1: is wrong with this guy? She was cool, fun to
Speaker 1: hang out with, and she has a huge pair of boobs,
Speaker 1: and that's why you don't want to go out with her.
Speaker 1: It's just it's my personal thing. I don't know, like,
Speaker 1: I think this is too big for me, and they
Speaker 1: fake and that's what maybe turns you out. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they were fake. I didn't I didn't ask.
Speaker 1: That's not didn't seem polite to ask. They were just
Speaker 1: kind of like daunting to look at, like you were
Speaker 1: scared of her chest. I wasn't like scared of them.
Speaker 1: I just I mean, you know, we were out bowling
Speaker 1: and see they're just they're just too big. They're just
Speaker 1: bouncing around. You're gonna get smuttered by it or something. No, no,
Speaker 1: I just it's just the personal thing. I like it,
Speaker 1: you know, like like Goldilocks, like I like it. Not
Speaker 1: too big, not too small. I just I just like
Speaker 1: it's fictional character. Okay, that's how you feel, that's how
Speaker 1: you feel. It's just kind of awkward for me to go, Hey,
Speaker 1: he liked you a lot, thought you were really fun,
Speaker 1: but you just have way too much offer in the
Speaker 1: boom department. He asked me to tell you, and he
Speaker 1: said that I should say. He told me I should
Speaker 1: tell you what it is. That's what it is. The
Speaker 1: booms are just enormous. I I appreciate your honesty, man,
Speaker 1: and now I feel like I should be honest with you.
Speaker 1: She's actually on the other line listening and heard everything
Speaker 1: that you just said. What Hi, will? I just I
Speaker 1: can't I've never heard a man, I've never I just
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. Listen, there's nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with you. Okay, you're fine, You're great. So I
Speaker 1: just want to clarify that they are real. Okay, that's great,
Speaker 1: and a thirty four double d n that's not that big?
Speaker 1: Is not that big? Well, look, I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm guessing just like more of a C guy. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sorry, it's not it's me. It's there's
Speaker 1: a personal preference, and you know, maybe like, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be into like getting a shorter guy. You know, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe that's your thing. It's a good way to put it. Actually,
Speaker 1: if they have a good personality, then there looks because
Speaker 1: I'm beautiful to me, but clearly you are shallow. I
Speaker 1: agree with you. Yes, whatever, he's reducing her to the
Speaker 1: size of her breast, he says, she's pretty, she's everything
Speaker 1: that he's looking for. Her boobs are a little too big.
Speaker 1: Most dudes do the opposite. That's true. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: which way you go, it's the same thing. Everybody has
Speaker 1: the preference on stuff like this, and you know what,
Speaker 1: there's totally guys out there who are into that, and like,
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's great. It is not me. What I
Speaker 1: don't get is like that you said you felt daunted.
Speaker 1: Are you I mean daunted. Are you a little boy like? No,
Speaker 1: I'm a normal sized person who with a little daunted
Speaker 1: by your extra sized boobs. I don't know if you're
Speaker 1: normal sized or not, because I didn't get to see you.
Speaker 1: Didn't touch them? No, I didn't. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: touch them on a first date. Yeah. Besides, it sounds
Speaker 1: like boobs are kind of ikey to him anywhere. I like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, are you gay? I don't,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that, but seriously, are you gay
Speaker 1: and trying to date women like so that you can
Speaker 1: I've dated women with very sizeable breath Yours were just
Speaker 1: too big for me. That's all. I'm sorry, Rebecca. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go out on a limb here and say, this
Speaker 1: is the first time you've ever heard this from someone
Speaker 1: you've gone on a date with. Well, absolutely, And I
Speaker 1: would even say that I had an ex poson who
Speaker 1: told me I had a magic breath. And I'm not
Speaker 1: even kidding right now. That's what he needs to call them. Look,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what to say to you.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I don't know if this is weird,
Speaker 1: but I mean, I'm a cousin who's recently divorced. He's
Speaker 1: super good looking at a really good guy. If you're
Speaker 1: into it, I could hook the two of you up.
Speaker 1: All right, this is a perfect time for me to ask, then, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with
Speaker 1: Will's cousin? Because it doesn't sound like Will wants to
Speaker 1: go out with you, but I will pay for a
Speaker 1: second date with you. Look at anyone who might look
Speaker 1: like this man. You've got this. You guys completely wrong.
Speaker 1: He's super into big boobs. He would be really into you.
Speaker 1: I think you would get How about it, Rebecca, hook
Speaker 1: you up with Will just as shallow as you are? Yeah, exactly, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: the whole family. You know what the unbelievable thing is
Speaker 1: like how much I actually I liked you and I
Speaker 1: feel connected to you. If we'd gone on that second date,
Speaker 1: you would have been really happy because I would have
Speaker 1: betten on you and that people have also called magic. Will.
Speaker 1: You're sure you don't want to go out with her again?
Speaker 1: Will love her? I mean well, I mean after she
Speaker 1: said that, now I don't maybe, No, Well, you watched
Speaker 1: your chance, and I want you to think about that.
Speaker 1: You sit down and you think about the fact that
Speaker 1: you missed out on a broken Joel in the morning,
Speaker 1: you've fu