Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date update. The woman on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update today, officially as an
Speaker 1: idea for the craziest second date I've ever heard. Really,
Speaker 1: what and that's all she wants from the dude that
Speaker 1: she wants to call is one more date? Really? That's it? Wow.
Speaker 1: Her name is Virginia. What's up, Virginia? How are you good?
Speaker 1: How are you guys good? Your email was very very interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't tell if you're doing like good crazy or
Speaker 1: bad crazy right now. I mean, I know it sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: but I know what I want. I mean I can
Speaker 1: appreciate that in a woman. We'll talk about what you
Speaker 1: want in just a second. But first of all, tell
Speaker 1: us about the guy that you want to call. Okay,
Speaker 1: his name is Jordan. We went volunteering in a community
Speaker 1: outreach event. Okay, okay. Yeah, he was like so nice
Speaker 1: and obviously for community minded and honestly he was physically
Speaker 1: everything I am looking for. Okay. So he's got a
Speaker 1: good heart and a good bud. Yeah, he has got
Speaker 1: beautiful blue eyes, brown hair, and he's like six two
Speaker 1: and really like physically well built. Are you sure you're
Speaker 1: not describing me? Wow? Did we go on a date, Virginia,
Speaker 1: I don't remember going on a date with you at all. No.
Speaker 1: I said he's a six cute not two foot six.
Speaker 1: Did a picture of you? I heard it wrong. Sorry,
Speaker 1: So he thought he was hot? Yeah, he was just
Speaker 1: like the full total package. Okay, And were you hitting
Speaker 1: on him during this volunteer activity? I would say it
Speaker 1: was like pretty mutual. And I asked him to go
Speaker 1: out for coffee awesome, And we were talking for like
Speaker 1: thirty or forty minutes. I would say, you know, we're
Speaker 1: getting to know each other. All about his family, comes
Speaker 1: from a great family, all like the first date, small
Speaker 1: talk and what's awesome? Yeah, and like all the things
Speaker 1: he's saying about himself are like all the boxes you
Speaker 1: want checked? Is yeah? Truly, like he checked every single
Speaker 1: one of my necessary boxes. And I realized pretty quickly that,
Speaker 1: like he's exactly the guy I've been looking for, just
Speaker 1: not to date. That brings us to the most interesting
Speaker 1: part of your email. Why would you know want to
Speaker 1: date him? He's hot, he's nicey, does good things, he's
Speaker 1: got a good family. Yeah. I mean I don't want
Speaker 1: to date him. I want him to actually get me pregnant.
Speaker 1: What I told you, guys, So you want to call
Speaker 1: this guy today, not to ask him out on a
Speaker 1: second date to like have dinner. You want to call
Speaker 1: to see if you'll go out again so that he
Speaker 1: can give you a baby. Yeah, pretty much like you know,
Speaker 1: I've been looking to have a baby for a really
Speaker 1: long time, and you know all of my friends have babies,
Speaker 1: and I just I'm ready to be a mom. And okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just not really looking for their relationship. You know,
Speaker 1: just ask someone to get you pregnant, why not? That's true.
Speaker 1: I mean you can ask him to do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: All he has to say is no, and I will
Speaker 1: say commendable for asking instead of I mean, there's other
Speaker 1: ways women can get pregnant without anybody ever knowing, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and some girls ask for weirder things. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that's true. I had one girl asked if I could
Speaker 1: open her door sometimes. Oh, I would have been way
Speaker 1: easier with the pregnancy thing. Yeah, so she was a
Speaker 1: weird girl. Though. You don't want to maybe dat him
Speaker 1: and see if it leads to love, a marriage and
Speaker 1: then eventually babies. No, I'm not interested. And you know
Speaker 1: I've done my research, I've thought about this, and I
Speaker 1: just feel like this is the right thing to do.
Speaker 1: Like I have bought a lot of dates guys that
Speaker 1: I thought could be the one and they never were,
Speaker 1: and relationships are mutchy, and I'm ready for the mess
Speaker 1: of a baby. That's a mess of a relationship, and
Speaker 1: I just really need your guys help to help me
Speaker 1: facilitate it. Okay, So did you tell him on your
Speaker 1: first date? Did you tell him on your first date
Speaker 1: that you wanted this from him? No? I didn't, Okay,
Speaker 1: because I was going to say, that's probably the reason
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back. Yeah, I mean that's that's
Speaker 1: kind of where I need your great help, because you know,
Speaker 1: I've watched him a couple of messages, I called him,
Speaker 1: I've checked him, I can tell him about this, and
Speaker 1: he's kind of ghosting me. And I'm now kind of
Speaker 1: at the point where I'm like, Okay, you are the
Speaker 1: one you know you're at um? Okay, can I ask you?
Speaker 1: I mean, you want a baby. It sounds like you've
Speaker 1: done your due diligence in making sure that that's really
Speaker 1: where you want to be in your life. Why not
Speaker 1: go through a sperm bank and do like the doctor route. Well,
Speaker 1: I found doing all of that, but it is so
Speaker 1: expensive and I have a lot of money saved up
Speaker 1: for when the baby is actually here. I just feel like,
Speaker 1: why should I pay, you know, hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 1: dollars to try to get pregnant when I can do
Speaker 1: it for free. Yeah, and this way is a lot
Speaker 1: more fun than the doctor route. Yeah, And like, I
Speaker 1: think he's getting a pretty good deal. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be involved. I don't need this help. I don't
Speaker 1: need a relationship, you know. Yeah, but there's no way.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's hard for me to believe that any
Speaker 1: guy is going to believe you when you say that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will drop some paperwork. My mom's a lawyer. I
Speaker 1: can have her draft up something that will just say
Speaker 1: he doesn't have to be involved, he doesn't want to,
Speaker 1: you know. And and there you go. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's the best possible option, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She's getting off pretty much scotch free. He has a
Speaker 1: couple good nights until it's done. Deal and then you know,
Speaker 1: if she wants to be involved, you can. But I
Speaker 1: don't need to be you know, it could take you
Speaker 1: like a year or more to get pregnant, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know that's a list guy I'm willing to take.
Speaker 1: And plus you said that he's really hot, so I'm
Speaker 1: sure you don't have a problem. Like man, I hope
Speaker 1: this takes like two years. Yeah, I mean, I really
Speaker 1: hope it doesn't take two years. But honestly, what guy
Speaker 1: does not like some friends with benefits? Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: know he's single, right yeah? Okay, okay, okay, Well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call him and see if
Speaker 1: we can get a second date update for you so
Speaker 1: you can get pregnant. Every thought i'd say something like that.
Speaker 1: We'll do it right after the hold on brooking Jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning, se if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's second date update. Virginia is on the phone and
Speaker 1: Virginia wants to call a guy named Jordan, and who
Speaker 1: is Jordan's That's right, Jordan might be Virginia's baby daddy someday.
Speaker 1: Because she doesn't really want a second date in the
Speaker 1: traditional meaning of a second date. She wants Jordan to
Speaker 1: get her pregnant. We talked to her just a second ago.
Speaker 1: They met at a community outreach thing. They went and
Speaker 1: had some coffee, and according to her, he was everything
Speaker 1: that she ever wanted in a man. But she doesn't
Speaker 1: want a relationship with him. She literally just wants him
Speaker 1: to get her pregnant. So we're about to call him
Speaker 1: find out why he's not calling her back, and then, Virginia,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna let you ask him that question. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well I'm gonna dial his phone of it
Speaker 1: right now and get ready to blow his mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it. All right, Good luck to you, Virginia. Hello,
Speaker 1: hey's Jordan there speaking Jordan. How are you? Man? This
Speaker 1: is Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. To
Speaker 1: say it again, who are you? Jebil from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I okay, let's
Speaker 1: say it's a radio program. You can hear it on
Speaker 1: the radio in the morning. Great. Cool'm glad we got
Speaker 1: that out of the way. Is there a reason that
Speaker 1: you're calling me? You went out on a date with
Speaker 1: a girl named Virginia a little while ago? All right?
Speaker 1: Should I say you had coffee with a girl named Virginia? Yes? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Virginia you a lot okay, And so She emailed us
Speaker 1: because she wanted to see if we could get you
Speaker 1: on the phone since you aren't answering any of her
Speaker 1: phone calls or text messages. Um, it's a segment we
Speaker 1: do on our show called the second Date Update. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what it is. If somebody gets blown off, they
Speaker 1: unless our help to get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out why. So, is there a reason that you
Speaker 1: don't want to go out with Virginia again? This is
Speaker 1: this is very confusing and very odd, and I don't
Speaker 1: know if I should be telling you guys anything, because
Speaker 1: I think this is personal. You haven't heard confusing or
Speaker 1: odd yet. Trust what do you mean by that? Don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. I know that this can be a
Speaker 1: very strange thing to do. But is there a reason
Speaker 1: that you're not calling Virginia back? She liked you a lot,
Speaker 1: like a lot a lot, truthfully. Yeah, She's really really
Speaker 1: lovely and really nice and good. It's just not someone
Speaker 1: I felt like was a really perfect match, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And maybe it's me. I'm I am
Speaker 1: seeing you know a few other women right now and
Speaker 1: I'm not really looking for anything serious. Okay, Okay, you
Speaker 1: sound like a catch. The way she described you. I
Speaker 1: don't know about that, but I'm sure she's listen. I'm
Speaker 1: sure she's not gonna have a problem finding a guy.
Speaker 1: Or she's really I mean, I say she's loved she
Speaker 1: really she's really pretty, and but it just was a
Speaker 1: chemistry issue. I don't know. I don't know what it was,
Speaker 1: but I think I'm weird like that, to be honest.
Speaker 1: But I mean I feel bad about it because I
Speaker 1: know she's called a few times and I haven't called
Speaker 1: her back. I will admit that. I just I think
Speaker 1: I'm just really picky, I mean, and unfortunately I frustrated.
Speaker 1: I think many women that way. Yeah, but it's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you went on one coffee date. How can
Speaker 1: you really tell? I mean, it's nothing against her, but
Speaker 1: I just felt this stronger connection with these other women
Speaker 1: that I'm seeing. So there's nothing to do with her
Speaker 1: really at the end of the day. So that and
Speaker 1: that's it. Huh, Yeah, is I don't know if they're
Speaker 1: just supposed to be something else. Not really, No, it's
Speaker 1: just we do these second date updates a lot, and
Speaker 1: usually somebody's weird on a date or something. It's just
Speaker 1: kind of boring. You're kind of boring me, Jordan's well,
Speaker 1: I don't. I think I'm a nice guy, so I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I don't. I'm not out to take advantage
Speaker 1: of people that way. A good Yeah, like what Jewel said, boring.
Speaker 1: I do feel bad about not calling her, but I
Speaker 1: don't see a future there. I'm just not interested in
Speaker 1: going further. Yeah, what if I told you that she
Speaker 1: doesn't seem much of a future either. What? Well, actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, I feel better letting her explain this part. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you you will ever call me? Or no, she's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you, but she's she's on must she's on the
Speaker 1: phone right now, or she's on the Yeah, she's on
Speaker 1: the phone listening. We'd like to talk to you. Yeah, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is uh how are you I I'm a little confused.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I if I said anything that was
Speaker 1: hurtful to you. You know, I certainly don't want you
Speaker 1: to feel bad about you know, I don't feel bad
Speaker 1: at all. Like I agree with you, I don't see
Speaker 1: a future for us either. Actually, Okay, I sorry, I
Speaker 1: was I guess I was presuming so what are you
Speaker 1: talking about that? Because I don't know why all these
Speaker 1: people called me? Can you? Yeah? So, I, you know,
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you about something. I was just wondering,
Speaker 1: you know, if we could maybe get together. Um, I have,
Speaker 1: you know, a pretty important question to ask you. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just wondering if you'd be willing to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I I think that sounds a little
Speaker 1: bit like a date, right, and I thought both of
Speaker 1: us really uninterested in that. Okay, fine, you know what,
Speaker 1: so I have something to ask you, and it's kind
Speaker 1: of sound a little crazy and a little bit weird. Um,
Speaker 1: but I just want to get it out there. Um,
Speaker 1: I am wondering if you would get me pregnant. I'm
Speaker 1: so share that. What would you say? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: this actually might work out perfectly because we don't have
Speaker 1: to see each other, we don't have to have our relationship.
Speaker 1: I just think you check all the boxes for what
Speaker 1: I want. And I just was wondering if you would
Speaker 1: get me pregnant. It's a pretty good joke. I um wow. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean I think we skipped a couple of steps. No,
Speaker 1: I mean you don't have to be involved. I don't
Speaker 1: need any monetary support from you. Is this is serious?
Speaker 1: Are you being serious? Or are you Is this some
Speaker 1: is just like some prank or something? Are you serious? No,
Speaker 1: I'm dead serious. This is not a prank. This is
Speaker 1: my real life here, something I really want and I
Speaker 1: just have. I gone out with so many different guys
Speaker 1: and you were amazing and perfect and I would be
Speaker 1: honored if you said yes. Okay, I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you're actually saying this, Like you you just you
Speaker 1: really want me to sleep with you once and and
Speaker 1: we're done. That's it. Well, enough time to get me pregnant.
Speaker 1: It could be a lot of times. Jordan, She's serious too.
Speaker 1: This is not a joke, man, this is so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is really weird. Um, I don't know this. I
Speaker 1: don't really know how to answer this. And this is
Speaker 1: a huge question. This is it's a big deal. Have
Speaker 1: you ever thought about having kids or being a sperm
Speaker 1: donor before? I've never thought about kids in any way
Speaker 1: at all. So this is really weird. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it. I am the one
Speaker 1: that will be taking care of it. You don't even
Speaker 1: have to be in the picture. After it's just do
Speaker 1: what you do best, Do what you do best. That's
Speaker 1: a big vote of confidence for you, Jordan, Is that
Speaker 1: what you do best? I have no comment on that. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got it. There'd be so much pressure going into
Speaker 1: the bedroom before this. It's like a business deal, but
Speaker 1: with your clothes off. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I can.
Speaker 1: I'm guaranteed to panic in. That's Jewish right now. We'll
Speaker 1: just for it like a normal date, and you know
Speaker 1: I have a guaranteed good time, will not be and
Speaker 1: will not like a business de'all. Yeah, Jordan, you can
Speaker 1: go on one more date. You'll know exactly how that
Speaker 1: thing's gonna end, no strings attached. Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I would call that a date. To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: What if I offered you something? What if I offered
Speaker 1: you ten thousand dollars before I get pregnant and then
Speaker 1: an additional five thousand dollars when I get practiced. WHOA
Speaker 1: what about that? Would you do it? Then? Um? No,
Speaker 1: I'll also have some legal papers crash it up, So
Speaker 1: you'll have fifteen thousand dollars and legal papers that are
Speaker 1: say you don't have anything to do with it. You
Speaker 1: don't need to be involved at all? How about that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I can't. I cannot believe
Speaker 1: this is happening. Uh. Yeah, I really wish I had coffee. Hey, Jordan,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Virginia. You can make fifteen thousand dollars and try
Speaker 1: to make a baby after and we'll pay for dinner
Speaker 1: too that way, so it sounds like a great night
Speaker 1: to me, Jordan, would you do it? Will you pay
Speaker 1: for college that's on Virginia so you can do that
Speaker 1: at child support for the rest of your life? And
Speaker 1: the therapy? H No, I meant for me. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not paying for your therapy now, but I will pay
Speaker 1: for dinner so you guys can go out and discuss
Speaker 1: your trends his action further. You know, I'm happy to
Speaker 1: I'm happy to hang out and see you and talk.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say right now that yes I
Speaker 1: will get you pregnant, but I will certainly say yes
Speaker 1: to coffee. Can we just start there? Congratulations, Virginia, that
Speaker 1: sounds like you got a second date. That's awesome. We
Speaker 1: can definitely start there. Oh my gosh, I wish you
Speaker 1: could be in that coffee shop and hear what you
Speaker 1: guys were going to talk about. So awkward for anyone
Speaker 1: sitting near you. You know, not that I think about it,
Speaker 1: I will probably need something a little stronger than coffee.
Speaker 1: Jew in the Morning, Okay, dude, dudes can stop texting
Speaker 1: in at seven eight five nine two All good or
Speaker 1: pregnant for free? Yeah, it's broken Jewel in the Morning
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update. If you missed it,
Speaker 1: it was shocking. Virginia wanted to call this dude Jordan.
Speaker 1: Forget the particulars of the date and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: All she wants him to do is get her pregnant.
Speaker 1: She said, she's willing to pay him, sign paperwork and everything.
Speaker 1: All she wants is just for his baby to be
Speaker 1: inside her wants. She wants to see. That's all she wants.
Speaker 1: That's all she wants. Somebody texted in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine too and said, no, I had a friend
Speaker 1: do this and it's a trap. She said, it's not
Speaker 1: a trap. She just literally went out with this guy
Speaker 1: and she's been wanting to have a baby for a
Speaker 1: while and she went out and was like, this is
Speaker 1: the dude, this is the one that I want to
Speaker 1: be the father of my baby, even though I don't
Speaker 1: want it in the baby's life. She said he doesn't
Speaker 1: have to do anything with the baby, just basically get
Speaker 1: her pregnant and then leave, and she'd pay him for
Speaker 1: his time. I mean, it's it's a live sperm donor.
Speaker 1: It's what it is without the clinic. Right. We did
Speaker 1: get another text from a mom that says she can
Speaker 1: borrow my three kids for the weekend. Let's see if
Speaker 1: she still wants to be a mom after that. Yea.
Speaker 1: So they actually agreed to go out again and just
Speaker 1: talk to have coffee and then talk about it and
Speaker 1: see if he's willing to do it. We will definitely
Speaker 1: try to keep you updated on it. She's pretty convincing.
Speaker 1: I have a good feeling that she's going to be
Speaker 1: able to talk him into this. I think. So he
Speaker 1: said yes to talking over coffee, that's the gateway man
Speaker 1: to baby make it. I think if you would have
Speaker 1: said no outright and been like, no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to go out, I'm not interested, then it was definitely
Speaker 1: a no. But I think the fact that he even
Speaker 1: opened the door. But he is about to be a
Speaker 1: baby daddy and of course, still the text man, I
Speaker 1: told you guys, stop stop it. So many dudes texting
Speaker 1: in right now. Dude, I'll do it for Freeze to
Speaker 1: pay me. I'll do it all night long. Actually I'll
Speaker 1: ever stopped. Yeah we get shout out to all the
Speaker 1: horny truckers. I love I love you guys. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening and your texts always, always, always entertain me. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second a update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back