WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Put a Baby In Me

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jewels. Second date update. The woman on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update today, officially as an

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<v Speaker 1>idea for the craziest second date I've ever heard. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>what and that's all she wants from the dude that

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to call is one more date? Really? That's it? Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Virginia. What's up, Virginia? How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you guys good? Your email was very very interesting. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell if you're doing like good crazy or

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<v Speaker 1>bad crazy right now. I mean, I know it sounds crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know what I want. I mean I can

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that in a woman. We'll talk about what you

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<v Speaker 1>want in just a second. But first of all, tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about the guy that you want to call. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Jordan. We went volunteering in a community

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<v Speaker 1>outreach event. Okay, okay. Yeah, he was like so nice

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<v Speaker 1>and obviously for community minded and honestly he was physically

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<v Speaker 1>everything I am looking for. Okay. So he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>good heart and a good bud. Yeah, he has got

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful blue eyes, brown hair, and he's like six two

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<v Speaker 1>and really like physically well built. Are you sure you're

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<v Speaker 1>not describing me? Wow? Did we go on a date, Virginia,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember going on a date with you at all. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I said he's a six cute not two foot six.

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<v Speaker 1>Did a picture of you? I heard it wrong. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>So he thought he was hot? Yeah, he was just

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<v Speaker 1>like the full total package. Okay, And were you hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on him during this volunteer activity? I would say it

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<v Speaker 1>was like pretty mutual. And I asked him to go

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<v Speaker 1>out for coffee awesome, And we were talking for like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty or forty minutes. I would say, you know, we're

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<v Speaker 1>getting to know each other. All about his family, comes

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<v Speaker 1>from a great family, all like the first date, small

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<v Speaker 1>talk and what's awesome? Yeah, and like all the things

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<v Speaker 1>he's saying about himself are like all the boxes you

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<v Speaker 1>want checked? Is yeah? Truly, like he checked every single

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<v Speaker 1>one of my necessary boxes. And I realized pretty quickly that,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's exactly the guy I've been looking for, just

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<v Speaker 1>not to date. That brings us to the most interesting

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<v Speaker 1>part of your email. Why would you know want to

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<v Speaker 1>date him? He's hot, he's nicey, does good things, he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a good family. Yeah. I mean I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to date him. I want him to actually get me pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>What I told you, guys, So you want to call

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<v Speaker 1>this guy today, not to ask him out on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date to like have dinner. You want to call

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you'll go out again so that he

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<v Speaker 1>can give you a baby. Yeah, pretty much like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been looking to have a baby for a really

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<v Speaker 1>long time, and you know all of my friends have babies,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just I'm ready to be a mom. And okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just not really looking for their relationship. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>just ask someone to get you pregnant, why not? That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you can ask him to do whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>All he has to say is no, and I will

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<v Speaker 1>say commendable for asking instead of I mean, there's other

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<v Speaker 1>ways women can get pregnant without anybody ever knowing, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and some girls ask for weirder things. I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. I had one girl asked if I could

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<v Speaker 1>open her door sometimes. Oh, I would have been way

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<v Speaker 1>easier with the pregnancy thing. Yeah, so she was a

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<v Speaker 1>weird girl. Though. You don't want to maybe dat him

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<v Speaker 1>and see if it leads to love, a marriage and

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<v Speaker 1>then eventually babies. No, I'm not interested. And you know

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<v Speaker 1>I've done my research, I've thought about this, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just feel like this is the right thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I have bought a lot of dates guys that

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<v Speaker 1>I thought could be the one and they never were,

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<v Speaker 1>and relationships are mutchy, and I'm ready for the mess

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<v Speaker 1>of a baby. That's a mess of a relationship, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just really need your guys help to help me

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<v Speaker 1>facilitate it. Okay, So did you tell him on your

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<v Speaker 1>first date? Did you tell him on your first date

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<v Speaker 1>that you wanted this from him? No? I didn't, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was going to say, that's probably the reason

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<v Speaker 1>he's not calling you back. Yeah, I mean that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of where I need your great help, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've watched him a couple of messages, I called him,

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<v Speaker 1>I've checked him, I can tell him about this, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's kind of ghosting me. And I'm now kind of

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<v Speaker 1>at the point where I'm like, Okay, you are the

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<v Speaker 1>one you know you're at um? Okay, can I ask you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you want a baby. It sounds like you've

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<v Speaker 1>done your due diligence in making sure that that's really

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<v Speaker 1>where you want to be in your life. Why not

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<v Speaker 1>go through a sperm bank and do like the doctor route. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I found doing all of that, but it is so

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<v Speaker 1>expensive and I have a lot of money saved up

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<v Speaker 1>for when the baby is actually here. I just feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>why should I pay, you know, hundreds of thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to try to get pregnant when I can do

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<v Speaker 1>it for free. Yeah, and this way is a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more fun than the doctor route. Yeah, And like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's getting a pretty good deal. He doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be involved. I don't need this help. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need a relationship, you know. Yeah, but there's no way.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's hard for me to believe that any

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<v Speaker 1>guy is going to believe you when you say that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I will drop some paperwork. My mom's a lawyer. I

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<v Speaker 1>can have her draft up something that will just say

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't have to be involved, he doesn't want to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And and there you go. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that's the best possible option, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>She's getting off pretty much scotch free. He has a

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<v Speaker 1>couple good nights until it's done. Deal and then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if she wants to be involved, you can. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to be you know, it could take you

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<v Speaker 1>like a year or more to get pregnant, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know that's a list guy I'm willing to take.

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<v Speaker 1>And plus you said that he's really hot, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you don't have a problem. Like man, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>this takes like two years. Yeah, I mean, I really

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<v Speaker 1>hope it doesn't take two years. But honestly, what guy

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<v Speaker 1>does not like some friends with benefits? Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know he's single, right yeah? Okay, okay, okay, Well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, come back, call him and see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can get a second date update for you so

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<v Speaker 1>you can get pregnant. Every thought i'd say something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do it right after the hold on brooking Jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, se if you're just joining us for

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update. Virginia is on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>Virginia wants to call a guy named Jordan, and who

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<v Speaker 1>is Jordan's That's right, Jordan might be Virginia's baby daddy someday.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she doesn't really want a second date in the

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<v Speaker 1>traditional meaning of a second date. She wants Jordan to

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<v Speaker 1>get her pregnant. We talked to her just a second ago.

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<v Speaker 1>They met at a community outreach thing. They went and

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<v Speaker 1>had some coffee, and according to her, he was everything

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<v Speaker 1>that she ever wanted in a man. But she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want a relationship with him. She literally just wants him

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<v Speaker 1>to get her pregnant. So we're about to call him

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<v Speaker 1>find out why he's not calling her back, and then, Virginia,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna let you ask him that question. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well I'm gonna dial his phone of it

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<v Speaker 1>right now and get ready to blow his mind. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it. All right, Good luck to you, Virginia. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>hey's Jordan there speaking Jordan. How are you? Man? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. To

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<v Speaker 1>say it again, who are you? Jebil from the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say it's a radio program. You can hear it on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio in the morning. Great. Cool'm glad we got

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<v Speaker 1>that out of the way. Is there a reason that

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling me? You went out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Virginia a little while ago? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I say you had coffee with a girl named Virginia? Yes? Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Virginia you a lot okay, And so She emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>because she wanted to see if we could get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone since you aren't answering any of her

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<v Speaker 1>phone calls or text messages. Um, it's a segment we

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<v Speaker 1>do on our show called the second Date Update. That's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what it is. If somebody gets blown off, they

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<v Speaker 1>unless our help to get you on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>find out why. So, is there a reason that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to go out with Virginia again? This is

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<v Speaker 1>this is very confusing and very odd, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I should be telling you guys anything, because

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is personal. You haven't heard confusing or

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<v Speaker 1>odd yet. Trust what do you mean by that? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about it. I know that this can be a

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<v Speaker 1>very strange thing to do. But is there a reason

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<v Speaker 1>that you're not calling Virginia back? She liked you a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot a lot, truthfully. Yeah, She's really really

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<v Speaker 1>lovely and really nice and good. It's just not someone

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like was a really perfect match, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? And maybe it's me. I'm I am

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<v Speaker 1>seeing you know a few other women right now and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really looking for anything serious. Okay, Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a catch. The way she described you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about that, but I'm sure she's listen. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure she's not gonna have a problem finding a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Or she's really I mean, I say she's loved she

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<v Speaker 1>really she's really pretty, and but it just was a

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<v Speaker 1>chemistry issue. I don't know. I don't know what it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I'm weird like that, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean I feel bad about it because I

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<v Speaker 1>know she's called a few times and I haven't called

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<v Speaker 1>her back. I will admit that. I just I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just really picky, I mean, and unfortunately I frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>I think many women that way. Yeah, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you went on one coffee date. How can

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<v Speaker 1>you really tell? I mean, it's nothing against her, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just felt this stronger connection with these other women

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm seeing. So there's nothing to do with her

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<v Speaker 1>really at the end of the day. So that and

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Huh, Yeah, is I don't know if they're

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<v Speaker 1>just supposed to be something else. Not really, No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just we do these second date updates a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>usually somebody's weird on a date or something. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of boring. You're kind of boring me, Jordan's well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I think I'm a nice guy, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna I don't. I'm not out to take advantage

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<v Speaker 1>of people that way. A good Yeah, like what Jewel said, boring.

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<v Speaker 1>I do feel bad about not calling her, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't see a future there. I'm just not interested in

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<v Speaker 1>going further. Yeah, what if I told you that she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem much of a future either. What? Well, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I feel better letting her explain this part. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you you will ever call me? Or no, she's

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line listening and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you, but she's she's on must she's on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone right now, or she's on the Yeah, she's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone listening. We'd like to talk to you. Yeah, Hi, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>this is uh how are you I I'm a little confused.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry if I if I said anything that was

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<v Speaker 1>hurtful to you. You know, I certainly don't want you

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<v Speaker 1>to feel bad about you know, I don't feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Like I agree with you, I don't see

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<v Speaker 1>a future for us either. Actually, Okay, I sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>was I guess I was presuming so what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about that? Because I don't know why all these

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<v Speaker 1>people called me? Can you? Yeah? So, I, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to talk to you about something. I was just wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if we could maybe get together. Um, I have,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a pretty important question to ask you. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just wondering if you'd be willing to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I I think that sounds a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit like a date, right, and I thought both of

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<v Speaker 1>us really uninterested in that. Okay, fine, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>so I have something to ask you, and it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sound a little crazy and a little bit weird. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just want to get it out there. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I am wondering if you would get me pregnant. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so share that. What would you say? Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>this actually might work out perfectly because we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to see each other, we don't have to have our relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think you check all the boxes for what

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<v Speaker 1>I want. And I just was wondering if you would

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<v Speaker 1>get me pregnant. It's a pretty good joke. I um wow. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think we skipped a couple of steps. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you don't have to be involved. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need any monetary support from you. Is this is serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you being serious? Or are you Is this some

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<v Speaker 1>is just like some prank or something? Are you serious? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dead serious. This is not a prank. This is

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<v Speaker 1>my real life here, something I really want and I

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<v Speaker 1>just have. I gone out with so many different guys

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<v Speaker 1>and you were amazing and perfect and I would be

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<v Speaker 1>honored if you said yes. Okay, I can't. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe you're actually saying this, Like you you just you

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<v Speaker 1>really want me to sleep with you once and and

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<v Speaker 1>we're done. That's it. Well, enough time to get me pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be a lot of times. Jordan, She's serious too.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a joke, man, this is so weird. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is really weird. Um, I don't know this. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know how to answer this. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>a huge question. This is it's a big deal. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever thought about having kids or being a sperm

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<v Speaker 1>donor before? I've never thought about kids in any way

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<v Speaker 1>at all. So this is really weird. Oh yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to worry about it. I am the one

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<v Speaker 1>that will be taking care of it. You don't even

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<v Speaker 1>have to be in the picture. After it's just do

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<v Speaker 1>what you do best, Do what you do best. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a big vote of confidence for you, Jordan, Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you do best? I have no comment on that. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. There'd be so much pressure going into

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<v Speaker 1>the bedroom before this. It's like a business deal, but

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<v Speaker 1>with your clothes off. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guaranteed to panic in. That's Jewish right now. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>just for it like a normal date, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>I have a guaranteed good time, will not be and

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<v Speaker 1>will not like a business de'all. Yeah, Jordan, you can

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<v Speaker 1>go on one more date. You'll know exactly how that

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<v Speaker 1>thing's gonna end, no strings attached. Yeah, I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I would call that a date. To be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>What if I offered you something? What if I offered

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<v Speaker 1>you ten thousand dollars before I get pregnant and then

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<v Speaker 1>an additional five thousand dollars when I get practiced. WHOA

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<v Speaker 1>what about that? Would you do it? Then? Um? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll also have some legal papers crash it up, So

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<v Speaker 1>you'll have fifteen thousand dollars and legal papers that are

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<v Speaker 1>say you don't have anything to do with it. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to be involved at all? How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm sorry, I can't. I cannot believe

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<v Speaker 1>this is happening. Uh. Yeah, I really wish I had coffee. Hey, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Virginia. You can make fifteen thousand dollars and try

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<v Speaker 1>to make a baby after and we'll pay for dinner

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<v Speaker 1>too that way, so it sounds like a great night

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<v Speaker 1>to me, Jordan, would you do it? Will you pay

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<v Speaker 1>for college that's on Virginia so you can do that

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<v Speaker 1>at child support for the rest of your life? And

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<v Speaker 1>the therapy? H No, I meant for me. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not paying for your therapy now, but I will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner so you guys can go out and discuss

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<v Speaker 1>your trends his action further. You know, I'm happy to

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to hang out and see you and talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to say right now that yes I

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<v Speaker 1>will get you pregnant, but I will certainly say yes

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<v Speaker 1>to coffee. Can we just start there? Congratulations, Virginia, that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you got a second date. That's awesome. We

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<v Speaker 1>can definitely start there. Oh my gosh, I wish you

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<v Speaker 1>could be in that coffee shop and hear what you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were going to talk about. So awkward for anyone

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<v Speaker 1>sitting near you. You know, not that I think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>I will probably need something a little stronger than coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Jew in the Morning, Okay, dude, dudes can stop texting

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<v Speaker 1>in at seven eight five nine two All good or

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant for free? Yeah, it's broken Jewel in the Morning

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today's second date update. If you missed it,

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<v Speaker 1>it was shocking. Virginia wanted to call this dude Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget the particulars of the date and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All she wants him to do is get her pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, she's willing to pay him, sign paperwork and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>All she wants is just for his baby to be

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<v Speaker 1>inside her wants. She wants to see. That's all she wants.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all she wants. Somebody texted in at seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>five nine too and said, no, I had a friend

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<v Speaker 1>do this and it's a trap. She said, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a trap. She just literally went out with this guy

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<v Speaker 1>and she's been wanting to have a baby for a

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<v Speaker 1>while and she went out and was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the dude, this is the one that I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be the father of my baby, even though I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want it in the baby's life. She said he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to do anything with the baby, just basically get

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<v Speaker 1>her pregnant and then leave, and she'd pay him for

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<v Speaker 1>his time. I mean, it's it's a live sperm donor.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what it is without the clinic. Right. We did

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<v Speaker 1>get another text from a mom that says she can

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<v Speaker 1>borrow my three kids for the weekend. Let's see if

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<v Speaker 1>she still wants to be a mom after that. Yea.

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<v Speaker 1>So they actually agreed to go out again and just

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<v Speaker 1>talk to have coffee and then talk about it and

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<v Speaker 1>see if he's willing to do it. We will definitely

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<v Speaker 1>try to keep you updated on it. She's pretty convincing.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a good feeling that she's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to talk him into this. I think. So he

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<v Speaker 1>said yes to talking over coffee, that's the gateway man

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<v Speaker 1>to baby make it. I think if you would have

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<v Speaker 1>said no outright and been like, no, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out, I'm not interested, then it was definitely

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<v Speaker 1>a no. But I think the fact that he even

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<v Speaker 1>opened the door. But he is about to be a

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<v Speaker 1>baby daddy and of course, still the text man, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you guys, stop stop it. So many dudes texting

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<v Speaker 1>in right now. Dude, I'll do it for Freeze to

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<v Speaker 1>pay me. I'll do it all night long. Actually I'll

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<v Speaker 1>ever stopped. Yeah we get shout out to all the

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<v Speaker 1>horny truckers. I love I love you guys. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for listening and your texts always, always, always entertain me. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second a update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back