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Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date update. The woman on the phone

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Speaker 1: to do a second date update today, officially as an

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Speaker 1: idea for the craziest second date I've ever heard. Really,

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Speaker 1: what and that's all she wants from the dude that

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Speaker 1: she wants to call is one more date? Really? That's it? Wow.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Virginia. What's up, Virginia? How are you good?

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Speaker 1: How are you guys good? Your email was very very interesting. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell if you're doing like good crazy or

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Speaker 1: bad crazy right now. I mean, I know it sounds crazy,

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Speaker 1: but I know what I want. I mean I can

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Speaker 1: appreciate that in a woman. We'll talk about what you

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Speaker 1: want in just a second. But first of all, tell

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Speaker 1: us about the guy that you want to call. Okay,

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Speaker 1: his name is Jordan. We went volunteering in a community

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Speaker 1: outreach event. Okay, okay. Yeah, he was like so nice

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Speaker 1: and obviously for community minded and honestly he was physically

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Speaker 1: everything I am looking for. Okay. So he's got a

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Speaker 1: good heart and a good bud. Yeah, he has got

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Speaker 1: beautiful blue eyes, brown hair, and he's like six two

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Speaker 1: and really like physically well built. Are you sure you're

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Speaker 1: not describing me? Wow? Did we go on a date, Virginia,

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Speaker 1: I don't remember going on a date with you at all. No.

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Speaker 1: I said he's a six cute not two foot six.

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Speaker 1: Did a picture of you? I heard it wrong. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: So he thought he was hot? Yeah, he was just

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Speaker 1: like the full total package. Okay, And were you hitting

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Speaker 1: was like pretty mutual. And I asked him to go

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Speaker 1: getting to know each other. All about his family, comes

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Speaker 1: from a great family, all like the first date, small

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Speaker 1: talk and what's awesome? Yeah, and like all the things

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Speaker 1: he's saying about himself are like all the boxes you

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Speaker 1: want checked? Is yeah? Truly, like he checked every single

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Speaker 1: one of my necessary boxes. And I realized pretty quickly that,

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Speaker 1: like he's exactly the guy I've been looking for, just

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Speaker 1: not to date. That brings us to the most interesting

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Speaker 1: part of your email. Why would you know want to

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Speaker 1: date him? He's hot, he's nicey, does good things, he's

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Speaker 1: got a good family. Yeah. I mean I don't want

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Speaker 1: to date him. I want him to actually get me pregnant.

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Speaker 1: What I told you, guys, So you want to call

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Speaker 1: this guy today, not to ask him out on a

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Speaker 1: second date to like have dinner. You want to call

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Speaker 1: to see if you'll go out again so that he

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Speaker 1: can give you a baby. Yeah, pretty much like you know,

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Speaker 1: I've been looking to have a baby for a really

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Speaker 1: long time, and you know all of my friends have babies,

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Speaker 1: and I just I'm ready to be a mom. And okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just not really looking for their relationship. You know,

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Speaker 1: just ask someone to get you pregnant, why not? That's true.

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Speaker 1: I mean you can ask him to do whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: All he has to say is no, and I will

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Speaker 1: say commendable for asking instead of I mean, there's other

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Speaker 1: ways women can get pregnant without anybody ever knowing, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and some girls ask for weirder things. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: easier with the pregnancy thing. Yeah, so she was a

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Speaker 1: weird girl. Though. You don't want to maybe dat him

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Speaker 1: and see if it leads to love, a marriage and

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Speaker 1: then eventually babies. No, I'm not interested. And you know

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Speaker 1: I've done my research, I've thought about this, and I

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Speaker 1: Like I have bought a lot of dates guys that

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Speaker 1: I just really need your guys help to help me

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Speaker 1: facilitate it. Okay, So did you tell him on your

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Speaker 1: go through a sperm bank and do like the doctor route. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's hard for me to believe that any

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Speaker 1: I will drop some paperwork. My mom's a lawyer. I

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Speaker 1: She's getting off pretty much scotch free. He has a

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Speaker 1: couple good nights until it's done. Deal and then you know,

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Speaker 1: if she wants to be involved, you can. But I

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Speaker 1: like a year or more to get pregnant, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this takes like two years. Yeah, I mean, I really

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Speaker 1: today's second date update. Virginia is on the phone and

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Speaker 1: Virginia wants to call a guy named Jordan, and who

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Speaker 1: is Jordan's That's right, Jordan might be Virginia's baby daddy someday.

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Speaker 1: Because she doesn't really want a second date in the

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Speaker 1: They met at a community outreach thing. They went and

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Speaker 1: find out why he's not calling her back, and then, Virginia,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna let you ask him that question. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. All right, Good luck to you, Virginia. Hello,

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Speaker 1: hey's Jordan there speaking Jordan. How are you? Man? This

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Speaker 1: is Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. To

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Speaker 1: say it again, who are you? Jebil from the radio

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Speaker 1: the radio in the morning. Great. Cool'm glad we got

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Speaker 1: Should I say you had coffee with a girl named Virginia? Yes? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: Virginia you a lot okay, And so She emailed us

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Speaker 1: find out why. So, is there a reason that you

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Speaker 1: I'm not really looking for anything serious. Okay, Okay, you

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Speaker 1: really she's really pretty, and but it just was a

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Speaker 1: just we do these second date updates a lot, and

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Speaker 1: usually somebody's weird on a date or something. It's just

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Speaker 1: kind of boring. You're kind of boring me, Jordan's well,

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Speaker 1: not gonna I don't. I'm not out to take advantage

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Speaker 1: I do feel bad about not calling her, but I

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Speaker 1: don't see a future there. I'm just not interested in

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Speaker 1: going further. Yeah, what if I told you that she

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem much of a future either. What? Well, actually,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I feel better letting her explain this part. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you you will ever call me? Or no, she's

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Speaker 1: to you, but she's she's on must she's on the

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Speaker 1: the phone listening. We'd like to talk to you. Yeah, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is uh how are you I I'm a little confused.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I if I said anything that was

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Speaker 1: It could be a lot of times. Jordan, She's serious too.

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Speaker 1: it was shocking. Virginia wanted to call this dude Jordan.

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Speaker 1: Forget the particulars of the date and all that stuff.

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