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Speaker 1: The girl I liked, kiss me when I dropped her off?

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Speaker 2: What do I do marry her?

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Speaker 1: This comes from a throwaway count and they say we

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Speaker 1: met at work and became friends fast. Now we spend

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Speaker 1: a ton of time together. We started playing video games together,

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Speaker 1: so if we're not working together, we're on mic together.

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Speaker 1: That's cute. I took her to get Poke and Boba

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Speaker 1: after work. She touched my hand when she laughed, and

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Speaker 1: I almost died. When I dropped her off at her place,

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Speaker 1: she just leaned over kiss me, thanked me, then said

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Speaker 1: then got out of the car hot, not going to lie.

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Speaker 1: That was my first kiss, and I am a super

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Speaker 1: virgin baby, just virgin, let's go super virgin. My mind

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Speaker 1: is reeling and I don't know what to do. I

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Speaker 1: kind of want to ask if she's my girlfriend, but

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Speaker 1: that seems crazy. I don't want to ask her, and

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Speaker 1: it makes me think I'm clueless I am, And what

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Speaker 1: if she laughs and never talks to me again. Also,

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Speaker 1: if the kiss was bad and she wants to pretend

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Speaker 1: it never happened, I want to humiliate myself. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know if that was a date or not. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I just move on and see what happens next. But

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Speaker 1: I'd really like to try to make a move if

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Speaker 1: she's into me, I really don't know. This is cute,

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Speaker 1: at rick and adorable.

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Speaker 3: What is your I'm curious on all of your advice.

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Speaker 1: That's a date. That was a date you've been dating.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is immensely obvious that she is into you.

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Speaker 4: I know, like we always say like, oh, man, are

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Speaker 4: like oblivious. We've been oblivious.

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Speaker 2: Before, oblivious men.

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Speaker 4: But if a girl kisses you, that is pretty freakin' obvious.

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Speaker 1: This was like the touch on the hand and laughing

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Speaker 1: the girl kisses you, that is obvious me. That's the

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Speaker 1: only way that men will know that you are into.

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Speaker 4: The well, that's where it's like, okay, like all bets

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Speaker 4: are off the hand touching thing. It could be like

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Speaker 4: like you'd be like, oh, was it an accidents like whatever?

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Speaker 4: Like but that laughing giggle though, yes, laugh at giggle

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Speaker 4: is is often a sign of.

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Speaker 2: Making attraction as well.

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Speaker 4: But also but also could you could just make it

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Speaker 4: what you can make her laughing giggle?

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Speaker 2: You can make her ahead.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sick, come on, go ahead, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna say it can make her cheeks clap.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I would say, uh, just text her back, say

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Speaker 3: how about that kiss?

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Speaker 1: Bethany says the girl, I like, kiss me? What do

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Speaker 1: I do you date?

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Speaker 5: Her?

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Speaker 1: Problem solved? Yes, Yeah, there we go, Bethany. It's that simple.

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Speaker 1: So there is an update, hire everyone. Thank you to

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Speaker 1: everyone who responded. I really appreciated all the advice and reassurance.

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Speaker 1: I was fully panicking and didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: I got a bit overwhelmed with comments and did not

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Speaker 1: respond to all of them, but trust me when I

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Speaker 1: say I read and appreciated every single one. For everyone

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Speaker 1: listening right now, if you have a story about either

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Speaker 1: misreading signs of interest or meeting someone's parents, dm Riley

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Speaker 1: on Discord right now and we'll bring you up on stage.

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Speaker 1: I also want to know and ad that I know

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Speaker 1: my post wasn't very popular, but I was not sure

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Speaker 1: or how else to update, so I'm making a new one.

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Speaker 1: I'm a bit jittery right now, and I'm probably going

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Speaker 1: to include too much detail, but I'm just very very happy.

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Speaker 1: We went on a date the day after I made

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Speaker 1: the post. I dropped her off at home after work.

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Speaker 1: I asked if she wanted to go to the mall

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Speaker 1: with me this weekend. He laughed and said, okay. Then

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Speaker 1: I actually kissed her this time, which was awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was very, very nervous the whole time. The mall

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Speaker 1: was fun. I chose it because it's casual and there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of stuff to do there. We got drinks.

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Speaker 1: She asked for a sip of mine and drank eight

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Speaker 1: from my straw, which did something to me.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: She hugged me a lot. She let me kiss her

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Speaker 1: a bunch. We held hands. Whoa, I put my hand

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Speaker 4: Let's go boy, blowing her back out. I even played really,

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Speaker 4: but I'm so happy for him. It was really really nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh. In all, we just looked at cool stuff and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, eat out the rich, eat out the rich.

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Speaker 1: She also stole a dumpling off my plate, which was

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Speaker 1: really really cute. I don't even care that I lost

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Speaker 1: we technically made out on her bed for like fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 1: I told her she was my first kissed and she

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Speaker 1: I nearly died right then and there. That was really it.

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Speaker 1: I'm home now and my heart is still practically pounding.

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Speaker 1: I almost asked her if she was my girlfriend again,

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Speaker 1: but I learned with the comments that's a terrible idea,

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Speaker 1: We've been messaging practically constantly since I got home. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry the update was boring. And rambling and stupid. I'm

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Speaker 1: just really really happy, I mean, adorable, so cute.

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Speaker 2: It's one of the most adorable stories he've read in

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Speaker 2: a long.

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Speaker 1: Young love, so pure, so beautiful, till it's all destroyed.

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Speaker 4: So it's all destroyed until the update, until the update.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: I just discovered red pill. My girlfriend stole all my

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Speaker 4: money from.

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Speaker 2: Account.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shout out Opie. Lord mcphart says, lucky op

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Speaker 1: I need his type of riz dude.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I will say I was.

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Speaker 4: When OPI first opened off the story, I'm like, this

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Speaker 2: He's gonna be like, hey, he's only Oh, we're gonna

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Speaker 4: Or and then he was like, let me not ask.

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Speaker 4: Like I think he really played it cool. He kissed her,

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Speaker 4: it was it was.

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Speaker 2: It was great. Special Wiener says, to be innocent again.

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Speaker 2: What's up with you guys's crazy user names?

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Speaker 3: Lately?

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Speaker 4: I feel like the user name just like Lord mcphart,

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Speaker 4: Special Wiener, like, are we guys?

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Speaker 2: Are we?

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Speaker 4: Are we ninety percent women podcast or a ninety percent

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I want? I like those?

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Speaker 2: I read it because I thought of her.

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Speaker 4: I know, right, honestly, If guys, if you want to,

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Speaker 4: if you really want to have your comment read, change

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Speaker 4: your user name to something crazy and hilarious to read

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Speaker 1: That thing he says, if you lose a dumpling and

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Speaker 1: you don't even mind, you are in love.

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Speaker 2: Amen.

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Speaker 3: I got a good one good color in ooh ooh.

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Speaker 3: My former mother in law gave me a very decent

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Speaker 3: dress when I turned eighteen. Years later I found out why,

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Speaker 3: and I don't want to tell why.

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Speaker 2: Oh, very very good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Bally Lily, Bally Lily.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Valley Lily, Hellly Lily, Lily of the Valley.

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Speaker 2: Here we are, good Riley, good to have you on.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, this is your aunt Riley now things.

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Speaker 2: Ah, so that's cute, that's cute.

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Speaker 1: We heard.

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Speaker 5: I got a lot of nipplings that I'm not relative,

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Speaker 2: There we go. Then the extended family, well we hear.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we received a dress at eighteen for very mysterious reasons.

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Speaker 2: Could you give us a quick breakdown of what happened?

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Speaker 5: Well, first of all, I was I was young, and

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Speaker 5: I like to dress.

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Speaker 2: What you say young?

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Speaker 5: It was the nineties.

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Speaker 1: What were they dressed in the nineties shot sure.

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Speaker 5: Sure eye, And she bought me a dress for my

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Speaker 1: It was a cloak. It was like it was like

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Speaker 5: More unless yes, yeah, And the jocksy on her at

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Speaker 5: that's not a story. But a few years later they

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Speaker 5: guess I know why I got that dress.

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Speaker 1: So they gave you the dress to cover up your

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Speaker 5: I guess that's what she was thinking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my god, what did you say back? Not much,

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Speaker 2: It's just kind of did you ever wear? Well?

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Speaker 5: As I said about the party, I was on the

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Speaker 5: I'm from Denmark and I worked at the discotheque and

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Speaker 5: literally never had a chequila in her life. Yeah. And

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Speaker 5: I ended up sitting on the bar with some of

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Speaker 4: Wearing the dress, but not as we're still able to

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Speaker 4: serve body shots while wearing this dress.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I ended up in the bathroom my dress

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Speaker 5: covered in moemit. We had eighteen meters high waves that night,

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Speaker 5: and I was drunk, like.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, high waves.

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Speaker 2: That's that's huge.

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Speaker 5: So it's kind of a storm and it wasn't funny

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Speaker 5: and that wasn't fun because I was hangover.

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Speaker 1: Ship, you were a lot of fun.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm still am. I'm I got a boderline. Emotional

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Speaker 5: personal disorder. That makes me kind of feel I'm seventeen

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I've learned to manage my drinking. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: Hey, that would be Yeah, that's what we love to hear.

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Speaker 1: And also we love to hear your story. That was incredible.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for calling in belly Lily, but.

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Speaker 5: You can call me anytime. I got a lot of

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Speaker 2: Thanks again, see you. Wow, that was so hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Also being body shot, also being in the like like

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Speaker 1: Dude. They went they went nuts back in the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: This is an episode from Deep With in the Archives

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Speaker 4: Time for okop rewlam. My husband and I found out

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Speaker 4: our pregnant wife is mad at me and I don't

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Speaker 1: I'm very confused. This sounds like a manaja tois situation,

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Speaker 1: and I'm here for it.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're about to find out.

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Speaker 4: Going to start off by saying, yes, we are a

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Speaker 1: Yo, that's exciting. We haven't had one of these, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't think, or at least at least it hasn't

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we've had a lot of uh consent. Ness

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Speaker 4: is my wife with a name like Ness? Of course

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Speaker 4: is Elijah's wife, Okay, just as he is her husband

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Speaker 2: Every everyone's married to each other for each other. Okay.

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Speaker 4: like this relationship which is so simple, which which is

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Speaker 2: So you know, they're doing a cute little like baby reveal.

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Speaker 4: Hey, look at this, I'm pregnant with your husband's child.

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Speaker 4: Like that's yeah, that's what you want to see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: See, I feel like she's okay with having children as

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Speaker 2: Well, we're about We're about to see, aren't we.

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Speaker 4: We gave her all of it along with the pregnancy test.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like she's not jumping.

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Speaker 4: She ain't jumping, and she's always dreamed of being a mom.

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Speaker 4: But she gave a half hearted thanks, this is really

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Speaker 4: Yeah sick, bro, Yeah, sick sick pregnancy, dog pregnancy.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go into my room play some video games.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Since then, she's been cold with me and short tempered.

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Speaker 4: She literally made a huge wooden key that hangs in

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Yeah, I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: I am very just interested in this whole relationship.

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Speaker 2: It is. It is an interesting dynamic. It is. It is.

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Speaker 4: We have a counselor that we will all see together

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Speaker 4: do it like we always have. I've tried baking her.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, she her oil change and she went

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Speaker 4: I've tried making her favorite cookies. She won't eat him.

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Speaker 4: Our husband has tried to talk with her one on one,

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Speaker 2: That's absolutely not thinking that at all.

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Speaker 4: She's always said a blessing is a blessing and it

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Speaker 2: So what do I do? I feel so lost and

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Speaker 1: I mean, they try to talk to her, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: First of all, I have no idea. I have no uh,

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Speaker 4: They're like, yo, like, tried talking again because she's obviously upset,

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Speaker 4: I think it's just a case of like she thought

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Speaker 2: Like, oh shit, is like I'm confronted with three.

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Speaker 4: Think about all the people who are like, oh, like

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Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. You know, it's like that you.

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Speaker 1: She's definitely like definitely that it's for sure that I

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Speaker 2: I don't know where do you go from there? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I mean I kind of wonder if they just kind

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Speaker 2: She's probably dealing with a lot of emotions. Maybe they

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Speaker 1: I think I think you should introduce another partner, and

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Speaker 1: I think that will do. I think I think there

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Speaker 1: there's an imbalance of men and women. Yep, bounce that

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Speaker 2: And then she gets pregnant with that guy. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: That guy Elijah's father, whoa, yep, whoa?

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Speaker 2: I just read it. Did the Reddit start.

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Speaker 1: No, Elijah's dad's still shooting books.

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Speaker 4: Your rav But you know where people are shooting certain things.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're shooting their stories on our slash Okop show.

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Speaker 1: So you get a story that you want to shoot

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Speaker 1: our way so we can read it. Go to our

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Speaker 1: This wasn't a listener submission, right, this was not listeners.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well we read those listeners submissions. But right now,

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Speaker 1: you guys haven't given us enough things to read. You got,

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Speaker 4: But but this week is a little, a little dry,

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Speaker 4: and tallest sweet nothings just for them in our ears. Yes,

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Speaker 4: okayp excuse me, sir, your son shot me?

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Speaker 2: Uh what?

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Speaker 1: I love the excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Like, excuse me?

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Speaker 4: Your son freaking shot me? Bro Oh man, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 4: I love the politeness.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know if the situation not the time.

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Speaker 4: This took place back in two thousand and eight ish

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Speaker 4: in Iowa, quite a few state parks have shooting ranges

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Speaker 2: A gun range with like no people supervising it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems ripe for some injury. Also, have you

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Speaker 1: seen the people at gun ranges that all look like

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Speaker 1: Tragedy of the commons. If you tell a group of

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna do it. They're just gonna look out

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Speaker 4: When I get to the shooting range, there's the usual

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Speaker 4: He was being safe and he was keeping it pointed

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Speaker 1: That's good parenting. My guy ten year old shouldn't be

444
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Speaker 1: left alone to do shit. They shouldn't be left alone

445
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Speaker 1: to do the dishes, let alone have a rifle in

446
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Speaker 1: their hand.

447
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

448
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 4: I pick up my rifle and start to wipe the

449
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 4: barrel and was planning on waiting for the barrel to cool, shoot, wait,

450
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,879
Speaker 4: and so on and so forth.

451
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Speaker 2: But no, I hear.

452
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 4: The kid fumbling with the keys. Then he got frustrated

453
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Speaker 4: and then pop. Oh no, I just got popped in

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Speaker 4: the leg.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he just.

456
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Speaker 4: Shot him in This ten year old shot. Oh pete, dude,

457
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Speaker 4: he did it hurt, but in a week weird way.

458
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 4: The kids squeaks so sorry, and I started to take inventory.

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Speaker 2: I feel my leg and find the hole.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't even bleeding yet, but my brain was still going,

461
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Speaker 4: oh fffff, I just got shot, like, which a fair response.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I don't know how you're not screaming on

463
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Speaker 4: the ground after getting shot, truly.

464
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just adrenaline. But like he did say, it

465
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Speaker 2: like felt weird. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: You just got shot? That's not weird? Like that would

467
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Speaker 1: be pretty sick. If like you got shot by some

468
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Speaker 1: ten year old and found out your.

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Speaker 4: Bulletproof, that would be crazy. Superhero Origin story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be our our first movie.

471
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: That yeah movie adaption. Bullet may becomes a superhero.

472
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Speaker 2: He can take bullets.

473
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Speaker 1: That's just the top liss.

474
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Speaker 2: That's it, bullet Man.

475
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Speaker 4: You can take bullets and then you just slap it

476
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Speaker 4: onto Netflix's desk and be like it rights itself. I

477
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 4: look for the dad and he's fiddling with some fishing

478
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Speaker 4: equipment in the.

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Speaker 2: Back of his truck. I say, excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir.

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Speaker 1: Bro I love who He's calm, cool and collected. This

481
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: is the kind of guy that you want when things

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Speaker 1: go wrong.

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00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 2: Oh true, rah.

484
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Speaker 4: So the dad interrupted me, saying, oh my son is

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Speaker 4: allowed to shoot and we aren't moving.

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Speaker 2: Brah, what her.

487
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: Son just shot this guy and you're gonna brush him off?

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Speaker 2: Op.

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00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 4: He then says, yes, sir, but the issue is your

490
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,919
Speaker 4: son just shot me.

491
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 2: There we go.

492
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: That is the only reasonable reaction so far.

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00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: The dad laughs and says, no, he didn't.

494
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you the bullet holes. Baby.

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Speaker 4: I take my hand off my leg and show him

496
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Speaker 4: as by now it started to bleed, but at least

497
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 4: not spray. He then starts to argue that I must

498
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 4: have shot myself because my son has been shooting since

499
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 4: he could walk.

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Speaker 1: That's America for you, bro.

501
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 2: As soon as they walk the AKA boardes it. I say,

502
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: accidents happen. I'm not upset.

503
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 4: I just need insurance information for the ranger and paramedics

504
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 4: as I need to call nine one one.

505
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 2: Cause I got shot exactly.

506
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 4: The dad then offers me one hundred dollars to just

507
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 4: leave it and say it was an accident.

508
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars, Bro.

509
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 4: I don't know about that, man. I think it's gonna

510
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 4: be more than one hundred dollars. Have you seen the

511
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 4: state of American healthcare?

512
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 2: Have you seen our healthcare?

513
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 4: One hundred dollars doesn't cover a bandaid. I say no

514
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 4: and called nine one one. Now at this point, other

515
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 4: people on the range have started to gather to go

516
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 4: find the park ranger. The dad keeps arguing, saying his

517
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 4: son couldn't have shot me because he doesn't know how

518
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 4: to load the gun, and if he did, it was

519
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 4: because I was downrange.

520
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 1: Whoa, he's been with this gun since he could walk,

521
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: but he doesn't know how to load the gun.

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00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 4: Your story is change in My guy pipes in and says, yeah,

523
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 4: I do, Dad.

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00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 2: You showed me and I did shoot him. It was

525
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 2: an accident.

526
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 5: Wow.

527
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 2: The Dad's like pipe down.

528
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 4: At this point, the dad starts to panic and starts

529
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 4: tossing everything in his truck to try and scramble and

530
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 4: get away.

531
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 1: Oh so he's running.

532
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 2: This is a shoot and run, bro.

533
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 4: Another shooter grabs the keys off the kids table, as

534
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 4: they also had his truck keys. Now the dad gets

535
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,199
Speaker 4: more and more upset as I sit there with my

536
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 4: pinky stuffed in my brand new hole.

537
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. B the way he just describes his

538
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: pinky stuffed in the hole. There's some holes you can

539
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 1: stick pinkies in. I don't want to stick it in

540
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: your bullet hole.

541
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 2: Now.

542
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 4: Eventually the ranger gets there and everyone starts yelling their

543
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 4: side of what happened. The ranger calms everyone down as

544
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 4: the police arrive and just starts sorting through this whole mess,

545
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 4: playing that the kid shot me by accident. The dad

546
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 4: freaked out and tried to leave, but another person has

547
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 4: the keys.

548
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: What a freaking rest, bro. They summoned an ambulance and

549
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 2: then they look me over.

550
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 4: The officers handcuffed the dad and I was like, wait,

551
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 4: he didn't do any harm and I'm not pressing charges

552
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 4: after all this time. Dude, Wow, I hope he is

553
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 4: literally a saint, bro OPI is, truly, He's not president charges.

554
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 4: Oh he needs to run for president, honestly, Op for president,

555
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 4: he could get the right with it with the gun stuff.

556
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 4: He could get the left with his with his empathy

557
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 4: and his kindness.

558
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 2: Oh the left, empathy and kindness and guns.

559
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 4: The officer explained, got the dad is actually a felon,

560
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 4: thus is not allowed to be around guns anyway.

561
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: Oh no, basically that's why he's getting arrested.

562
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

563
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 4: The dad the whole time was like, oh, like this

564
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 4: is not good. The police are gonna get called like

565
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 4: I'm a felon. I shouldn't be around guns. At this point,

566
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 4: I'm taken away and they remove the bullet. No major harm,

567
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 4: but it did ship my bone, Opie's bone chipped, Eddy's

568
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 4: Delvian like, no, no fa. I know this wasn't an

569
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 4: exciting story, and on a scale from one to ten

570
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 4: of entitled, it's only like a three.

571
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: What freaking Saint oh p for president?

572
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: But still, I mean, wow, what a story? What a

573
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: story on the leg man?

574
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: Wow, this is why I don't play with guns.

575
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,479
Speaker 4: I am so happy in my gun free life, with

576
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 4: no bullet.

577
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: Wounds in my life, nothing, nothing, I am. I am

578
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 2: thriving with bulletlest legs.

579
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: But although you should maybe not play with guns, you

580
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: know what you should play with.

581
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,280
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582
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:44,000
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583
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584
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:52,199
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585
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586
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Speaker 1: It's not guarantee, you please.

588
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,479
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Speaker 2: what else?

590
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Speaker 1: We're not scientists?

591
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:02,360
Speaker 4: Uh?

592
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: For the lawyers. This is a false statement made for

593
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Speaker 2: comedic purposes. No, we are not, We're here. We're going

594
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Speaker 2: all the way anyways. That's enough of us time,