Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to say this, but it's not gonna just be
Speaker 1: me and Kai today. Kai's in the corner with his
Speaker 1: eyes covered because I told him not, but Drew couldn't
Speaker 1: make it today. But it's okay. It is okay. Before
Speaker 1: you start screaming and crying and throwing yourself to the
Speaker 1: floor and saying that this hurts more than anything you've
Speaker 1: ever felt. We have a really, really good guest to
Speaker 1: replace him. Come on out, girl, goodbye?
Speaker 2: Oh can I open my eyes? From the video?
Speaker 3: D said I wouldn't get that from the video, Dude
Speaker 3: saying being by Israel, you look fucked up.
Speaker 1: You know what's fucked up is I've seen him in
Speaker 1: it long enough now Kai, I've become fully like this
Speaker 1: to me is the new norm?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Read when I put this disguise on, like if something
Speaker 4: comes out of me, I turned into like a monster.
Speaker 4: We filmed what was it like?
Speaker 1: After No Pop Eyes?
Speaker 4: We filmed after Noon.
Speaker 1: Sorry my friend. She's never been on a podcast, it's
Speaker 1: only been on What would You Do?
Speaker 4: Being Bi Israel?
Speaker 1: And she was used to the hot mics like above.
Speaker 1: I think she had to do all that.
Speaker 4: No, this really brings something out of me. I like
Speaker 4: really can't explain, Like I turned into king Kylie a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like she doesn't defend by people for like the
Speaker 1: joke of it.
Speaker 4: She means it. No, I'm in I am asexual but
Speaker 4: pan romantic. Okay, Yeah, what that means, I'm attracted to
Speaker 4: the person. I fall in love with the person. The
Speaker 4: sex is meaningless to me.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of well, what do you do
Speaker 1: when you meet somebody who like sees that as like
Speaker 1: a form of like connection and it's important to them.
Speaker 4: Sex? Yeah, sex should have no meaning like sex? No,
Speaker 4: but I am dropping a new lip kit.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't understand, are you the girl who stands
Speaker 1: for bisexual people are stands saying she's like biphobic? I
Speaker 1: genuinely do believe there's a world out there where Kylie
Speaker 1: Jenner sees no issue with bisexuality. Could me and her
Speaker 1: sit down in a room bisexuality and maybe she could
Speaker 1: teach me that by being bisexual Israel? I don't know,
Speaker 1: because there's no proof to me.
Speaker 4: Right right.
Speaker 1: What I suffer from is gluttony. But I suffered his
Speaker 1: pain he did in shame.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: See, the thing is I'm dropping a new lip kit.
Speaker 4: It's for the girls, obviously, and it's for their pussies.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the pussy for the vagina.
Speaker 1: Vagina. Is it gonna be like a tent? I guess you.
Speaker 4: Could do like ombra ombre lips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a lot of it's a lot of
Speaker 1: us already have the ombre down the ombrea.
Speaker 4: A lot of people would be scared.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have ombre from God.
Speaker 4: A lot of people would be scared.
Speaker 2: Right now, I can't look at you in that.
Speaker 1: I know it's a bit that.
Speaker 4: Yeah come here, yeah, come here, it comes sit on
Speaker 4: my lap.
Speaker 1: I won't lie. It does make him really weird, like
Speaker 1: he becomes like be prepared to see Drew become like
Speaker 1: weirdly pervy question mark. Like the wig makes him like
Speaker 1: this whole out. It makes him a bit perverted.
Speaker 4: And I hadn't Kai cannot look at me No, No,
Speaker 4: I've just become used to it.
Speaker 1: Also, like also, ever since you did the kick that
Speaker 1: guy who.
Speaker 4: Was ka sexted with a forty year old man when
Speaker 4: I was fourteen on kick? Yes, I mean classic famously.
Speaker 1: That's a classic classic, Who's calling my phone. Who's calling
Speaker 1: my phone?
Speaker 4: Who's calling my phone?
Speaker 1: That was me when I got a random kick message
Speaker 1: from an unknown.
Speaker 4: Bella Thorne, one of my one of our friends. I
Speaker 4: don't want to air them out, was catfished on kick
Speaker 4: by Jaden Smith. Yeah, you know, you know exactly who
Speaker 4: it is. He's been around a lot recently, but I'm
Speaker 4: not going to air his shit out. But he was
Speaker 4: telling me that he literally fell in love with Jaden
Speaker 4: Smith also was like.
Speaker 1: Fourteen, Oh, I know who you're talking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was the same fucking time you fell
Speaker 4: in love with Bella Thorne and I bet.
Speaker 1: We didn't say anything to each other.
Speaker 4: No, y'all kept it a secret.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well no, well Bella told me not to
Speaker 1: tell anybody we were friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I she was.
Speaker 1: Like, don't tell anybody we're friends. What color are your underwear?
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure we're matching so that.
Speaker 4: I can know we're soul mate.
Speaker 1: Well, I remember if it got freaky like that, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't remember a lot of conversations I had with
Speaker 1: a lot of people.
Speaker 4: Oh no, See, the thing is is I have been
Speaker 4: looking for this exact shirt for I'm not exaggerating years,
Speaker 4: like two years now. I've had like eBay notifications set
Speaker 4: up for it, like it has been something that I
Speaker 4: have been looking for for so long because it's the
Speaker 4: exact shirt the Yearby girl was wearing in the year
Speaker 4: By video and I bought it and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna wear this for Halloween. But everyone was like
Speaker 4: Halloween is like six months away, and so I was
Speaker 4: just like or we were just like whatever, we'll just
Speaker 4: do it on this episode. But like this, this has
Speaker 4: been a journey putting this together. We trimmed the wig today,
Speaker 4: like all of it.
Speaker 3: Why are you giving like a detailed thing of your
Speaker 3: outfit like you're on the carpet at the mat, like
Speaker 3: literally like you're going into the core of your outfit
Speaker 3: as if there's like because it's important.
Speaker 4: There is history. There is history, and lord, I have
Speaker 4: no idea what this shirt is. Josiah knew, but I
Speaker 4: have no idea.
Speaker 1: We really, I'm not kidding. We kind of have to
Speaker 1: give it up to cost players. I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: it a lot, and like.
Speaker 4: For cosplayers, they're like for real, they're.
Speaker 1: The new wave of historians in some ways, now this
Speaker 1: is keeping history alive.
Speaker 4: And ironically though, like I really genuinely fuck with cosplayers,
Speaker 4: like y'all really it's an art form for real.
Speaker 1: Cosplay is like any kind of art medium or creative
Speaker 1: medium where it's like it's it has to be a
Speaker 1: burning passion or don't do it. Like, actually that's not
Speaker 1: true because some people aren't like good at costplay, and
Speaker 1: they still like it's sweet and it's like an escape
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 4: I was literally just about to say, like, bad cosplay
Speaker 4: to me is more important than good cosplay. Like there
Speaker 4: I said it. Like it's like you can feel like
Speaker 4: they really really wanted to do Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also like they.
Speaker 4: Really wanted to become this person. They really wanted to
Speaker 4: create this fit, And I love people creating things. Look, everybody,
Speaker 4: I spoke to God, your time consuming is up. You
Speaker 4: need to start creating more.
Speaker 2: You guys were talking about me last episode. What the
Speaker 2: fuck are you worry and get out of You said
Speaker 2: people that wait, let me look this up because I
Speaker 2: wrote it down.
Speaker 4: You said, people that have autoimmune diseases.
Speaker 2: No, you said, uh, you're sick. If you're good at sex,
Speaker 2: you're basically you're a bad person, which is a shade
Speaker 2: that's kai Newman shade.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think anybody on this planet thought, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Kai, like he's going to hear this and
Speaker 1: be broken. They're going to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Kai is going to hear this and be broken because
Speaker 1: he's going to be so ashamed and recoil at the
Speaker 1: thought of people talking about good sex because he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's something I've never even partaken in.
Speaker 1: How do I act like I know.
Speaker 4: Is good at sex? He is. He's a munch's he
Speaker 4: really is. I could tell you he makes me put
Speaker 4: a wig on, though it's really fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, to each their own, y'all do what
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 4: It's internalized. We've talked about it pillow talk and shit,
Speaker 4: but hold.
Speaker 1: On, it's internalized.
Speaker 4: It's deep in there.
Speaker 1: It's really no one thing about me is like I
Speaker 1: can't have casual sex because my pillow talk does go crazy,
Speaker 1: Like my my pillow talk is like not cute shit,
Speaker 1: Like literally we will have just boned and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: do you talk to your parents anymore? Are they Are
Speaker 1: they in your life? Do you think the way you
Speaker 1: navigate in relationships is because of them? Have they ever
Speaker 1: touched you in a bad way.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, what was I saying? Oh? We were talking
Speaker 4: about catfishes and getting catfish. And this is something I've
Speaker 4: been harboring inside for a very long time that I
Speaker 4: haven't really been brave enough to speak about. And it
Speaker 4: may not make the cut, but about two years ago,
Speaker 4: I was a grown ass man. Okay, is he going
Speaker 4: to just keep going? I was catfished on grinder, which
Speaker 4: is like not like the craziest thing, that's like a
Speaker 4: gay age and a like gay experience, like it really is.
Speaker 4: I should have known better because I was in Texas
Speaker 4: and like this man was fine shit and like we
Speaker 4: had like a full blown conversation like it was tea.
Speaker 4: It was tea, It was tea. We made plans to
Speaker 4: meet up that even and then I screenshoted his photos
Speaker 4: and reversed image sharched and found out that he was
Speaker 4: using this only Fans Creators photos as his own. And
Speaker 4: one day, one day, I'll be brave enough to mention
Speaker 4: who the only Fans creator was.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like, did you send anything crazy? No?
Speaker 4: Well yes, oh yeah, but not face, not face, but
Speaker 4: like body t yes. But and we had some interesting
Speaker 4: conversations I was.
Speaker 1: Gonna say, I, okay, like hot take, because I have
Speaker 1: been catfished, like especially as a teenager. I was a
Speaker 1: very lonely teenager who was a crazy person, like I
Speaker 1: needed to talk to people. I wanted to talk to people,
Speaker 1: but I was like very shy in a lot of ways,
Speaker 1: so I would just get into random conversations with strangers online.
Speaker 1: And I definitely was catfished a handful of times. But
Speaker 1: I don't look back at it as like a thing
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh my god, that's so humiliating and shameful.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, because I'm like there is still something
Speaker 1: about like human connection there, like I still genuinely believe
Speaker 1: in that connection. It's like, okay, well, luckily I never
Speaker 1: had an experience where I met up with somebody and
Speaker 1: anything happened. But for the most part, I would just
Speaker 1: really chat it up and sometimes it got freakidie, But
Speaker 1: I don't really give a fuck, Like what I was
Speaker 1: like dumb, like what.
Speaker 4: No harm, no foul?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no harm, no foul. I genuinely unless like obviously
Speaker 1: don't go around catfishing people because that's fucking new poco loco.
Speaker 1: But I don't know I had good conversations with the
Speaker 1: people who catfished me, like they were actually very helpful
Speaker 1: people in my life.
Speaker 2: Did people use your pictures ever on dating apps?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that part is scary. I think that's started happened
Speaker 2: to me like three years ago.
Speaker 4: People have like made genuine connections with me and had
Speaker 4: no idea that was me. And I'm really scared.
Speaker 2: People photoshop my face onto other bodies and then use
Speaker 2: that as the catfish.
Speaker 4: I mean, that makes a lot of sense why they
Speaker 4: would do that and not you want to use your body?
Speaker 2: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: Because body is not tea.
Speaker 4: Body is Boba's.
Speaker 2: Body is right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Body is Tea right now for real?
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: The purge that is working?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and I have.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if I'm embarrassed by it,
Speaker 4: ashamed of it, or proud of myself for actually committing
Speaker 4: to it. But I bought something really late last night
Speaker 4: and it has to do with you, and I paid
Speaker 4: ninety nine extra to get it delivered over because I
Speaker 4: wanted it today. I wanted to wake up to it
Speaker 4: at the front door. I haven't opened it yet, so
Speaker 4: I thought i'd donebox it with y'all on the podcast Live,
Speaker 4: and I want to get y'all's honest, real reactions because
Speaker 4: it is. It's pretty jarring, but you'll see why it
Speaker 4: involves you. It's a giant bag of sour airheads. So
Speaker 4: you had one in your car, and when I drove
Speaker 4: it home from the nail salon, it had one bite
Speaker 4: taken out of it, and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is gonna go bad. So I ate the whole thing
Speaker 4: in one bite, and I was like, that was the
Speaker 4: most delicious thing I've ever eaten in my entire life.
Speaker 4: And I didn't stop thinking about it for hours. So
Speaker 4: I bought a giant bag of them because it was
Speaker 4: the blue one, but I wanted to try the green
Speaker 4: and the yellow one as well.
Speaker 1: You propose that this is like when like a shitty
Speaker 1: boyfriend is like, I got us the best thing ever
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 4: No, why was there sour airhead in your car?
Speaker 1: I was at seven eleven with a friend and they
Speaker 1: were getting stuff and I felt awkward, so I grabbed
Speaker 1: random shit that I saw and the airheads with something
Speaker 1: because I had gotten the water, and the friend was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're not gonna get snacks. Don't make
Speaker 1: me snack alone. So then I was like, fine, I'll
Speaker 1: get airheads. And I got those and I acted like
Speaker 1: I liked them, so I ate one and then I
Speaker 1: was like, this actually is gonna upset my stomach and
Speaker 1: it's annoying. No, And then the other day I took
Speaker 1: a bite out of it because I was on the
Speaker 1: way to the nail salon and I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't have gum. I need something in my mouth
Speaker 1: right now, so I don't bite my head.
Speaker 4: I guess something you could put in your mouth right now.
Speaker 4: But no, they were please don't hit me.
Speaker 6: I just pant myself.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna have to see.
Speaker 6: My bro.
Speaker 4: When you edit.
Speaker 1: I like, actually need to say that, because that's not
Speaker 1: the first time this has happened in these pants. I
Speaker 1: really like these pants. But since I sit the way
Speaker 1: I do, I always get my foot stuck in this
Speaker 1: and I yank my own pants down and I just
Speaker 1: pants myself on camera.
Speaker 4: Kai gets to butt.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not kidding. Actually, if you do
Speaker 1: see it, look out for my crazy tan line. I
Speaker 1: have the craziest tan line on my butt because I
Speaker 1: accidentally burnt the fuck out of my butt in Miami.
Speaker 2: I've had to blur both your privates multiple times throughout.
Speaker 1: The Okay, don't say that, don't true. Also normally your
Speaker 1: privates Okay, it's not my fault. My privates always fall out.
Speaker 4: I know, I would say the sun dress in the summer.
Speaker 4: I see that shit splat on a concrete all the time.
Speaker 2: Me having to blur out your privates on very few episodes,
Speaker 2: it's not normal. I just want to say that it's
Speaker 2: not a normal working environment.
Speaker 1: It's not my vagina falls off.
Speaker 4: And it's not my fault. My dick and balls are
Speaker 4: so huge that they fall out of the bottom of
Speaker 4: my pants, not shorts, my pants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have like really huge private parts, So
Speaker 2: I guess I wasn't thinking about it.
Speaker 4: Like no, no, mine's normal and we're calling them no
Speaker 4: no zones.
Speaker 1: Now, guys, not to like bring up something else that
Speaker 1: has to.
Speaker 4: Do with Okay, you could eat these. You could eat these.
Speaker 4: They're peanut and uh tree nut free.
Speaker 1: Room is allergic to nuts.
Speaker 4: He's on his Purge diet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can eat well. I actually I can eat
Speaker 2: twelve things now I added potatoes.
Speaker 4: You want to try themself fucking bad because he is
Speaker 4: like they, Oh, okay, chill, chill, chill, that's gonna hurt.
Speaker 2: That actually did hurt. Stop throw a bunch more.
Speaker 4: Stop. Oh no no stop stop.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I have a lot now.
Speaker 6: Oh my.
Speaker 2: Sure, I guess I'll yeah, yell.
Speaker 1: Next time you talk about getting me a fucking gift,
Speaker 1: get me a real gift, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew, this is all your fault and these are hard.
Speaker 2: When it hit me, it hurt.
Speaker 4: My god, I'm not even after everything I do for you,
Speaker 4: after everything I fucking.
Speaker 1: Do for you, what do you do for me?
Speaker 4: I just got you.
Speaker 1: Again, hundred airheads. Also, you and your teeth have no
Speaker 1: business having access to this many fucking.
Speaker 4: Airheads like it.
Speaker 1: Literally he does, like mighty.
Speaker 4: Mighty Okay, not all I fucking do the last like
Speaker 4: month of my life, yes, the last month of my life. Yes,
Speaker 4: but that's not all I do. But I will say
Speaker 4: I ate this sour airhead, that this our airhead. And
Speaker 4: I literally like my body like physically went up like
Speaker 4: three degrees, like I got like a fever, like a
Speaker 4: media like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Also, you eating the whole thing like because they.
Speaker 4: Were picking that up. By the way, we planned that bit.
Speaker 4: By the way, I should add that, and it's not
Speaker 4: actually mean.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't plan that.
Speaker 2: Share.
Speaker 1: I have a gun in my ass right now and
Speaker 1: it hurts so bad. But it's really small, so it
Speaker 1: should be fine up there, but I'm kind of scared
Speaker 1: of it traveling upwards. Has that ever happened? Has anybody
Speaker 1: ever put something in their butt and then like it's
Speaker 1: gone up, like just like keeping.
Speaker 4: Their coal in Yeah, it's like all the time you
Speaker 4: get trapped in there. Yeah, that's why they always say,
Speaker 4: like make sure the base is flared.
Speaker 1: Who always says that? Like, that's not like that's why
Speaker 1: they always say look both ways before crossing the street.
Speaker 1: That's like they don't say like that's they really do.
Speaker 2: Be Have you guys ever tried the frozen butt plugs?
Speaker 2: Have you tried that? You can make them so and
Speaker 2: they just like slowly disappear inside of you.
Speaker 4: What is it called, like the poop one you freeze
Speaker 4: like a log turd? Oh?
Speaker 2: The Alaskan pipeline.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and ya, this is crazy. I know.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they found this. Like it's actually it's
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing. But in this clip, I do sound
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 4: You literally sound amazing. You look about thirty five in that,
Speaker 4: and you what like twelve thirty?
Speaker 2: Whoa that sounds that does sound really good.
Speaker 4: I don't know, yeah, you were probably thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was the best day ever. I
Speaker 1: loved this day of the fuck found that, dude, Emergency
Speaker 1: Intercom Crave. They posted that, and I don't like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how they found it, but like, seriously, I'm
Speaker 1: not that embarrassed because I genuinely do just sound so good.
Speaker 1: This was like I was really trying to convince my
Speaker 1: family to buy me that karaoke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were performing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to get to work. I just
Speaker 1: can't sing like that anymore after vapor ry. No, I
Speaker 1: literally can't or should I.
Speaker 2: Why it sounds that sounded good?
Speaker 1: Thank you? You sound like a dying dog. Okay, right?
Speaker 4: Why is no one talking about my core life power
Speaker 4: Elite protein forty two grams of protein in it. No
Speaker 4: one's commented on it. Yes, yes, I am putting on
Speaker 4: the pounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew is getting stronger every day.
Speaker 4: This guy is like taking a picture of us. No, yeah,
Speaker 4: he just took a picture of us. And I mean
Speaker 4: that serious. Got it. I'm scared.
Speaker 2: This room keeps getting more more disturbed the infinite. Jess
Speaker 2: you with the wig, there's fucking candy and trash are everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the trash being in your fuck I get you so.
Speaker 1: Often the wig is something to your brain chemistry. Bruh,
Speaker 1: really like squeezing your skull.
Speaker 4: No, it's the microplastic set.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's from cutting the wig and drew In
Speaker 1: haling all of the microplastics from him from h whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: from all of that then, So I don't actually believe
Speaker 1: in the Illuminati. But there is something so jarring about
Speaker 1: the fact that it's twenty twenty five and there's still
Speaker 1: celebrities going to Australia for the first time and posting
Speaker 1: with the koalas, Like why is that still? Like like,
Speaker 1: without fail, a celebrity will get to a point where
Speaker 1: they're going to Australia for a tour and they will
Speaker 1: post up with those fuck ass kualas, and I don't
Speaker 1: think they all have dude yes and like or let
Speaker 1: me not say yes. So like with such conviction, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking know what's up with the koala was like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to say too much on them.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they had, but they're always there
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, yeah, I guess when I was
Speaker 1: like thirteen and I saw Justin Bieber with the Koala,
Speaker 1: that was amazing. I couldn't imagine how he even got
Speaker 1: to Australia, like like like I couldn't have even began
Speaker 1: to think about the travel day he had to take there.
Speaker 1: But I was amazed by that.
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, he really is, like he's really
Speaker 4: there right now.
Speaker 1: He really made it.
Speaker 4: He posted this at three am and it's a light out.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: And it's always that dude, They're always posting on that
Speaker 1: fucking timeline, which like respect, but yeah, I stopped sudden
Speaker 1: stopped taking pictures.
Speaker 4: With the I feel this same way, and we're guilty
Speaker 4: of this. We're very guilty of this. I feel the
Speaker 4: same way about a Times Square billboard. I'm like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like every time I see one now,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I really really don't give a fuck, Like
Speaker 4: I know you care and it's a special moment for you,
Speaker 4: because Iell felt the same way with our billboard in
Speaker 4: Times Square. But they're all digital now, like it's not
Speaker 4: really giving it used to give that. It used to
Speaker 4: be like it's like a three minute cycle, Like you're
Speaker 4: up there for like five seconds and then five minutes
Speaker 4: later you pop back up.
Speaker 1: It's not like it when it was a stag now.
Speaker 4: But I'm a hater.
Speaker 1: No, But seeing that billboard and Times Square was like,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 4: God, it was very special. It was so special.
Speaker 1: But it's okay because I'm gonna hack the main frame
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put all the Koalas celebrity photos in
Speaker 1: Times Square.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good idea. That'd be my Area's going
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: My attack on the Illuminati.
Speaker 2: In certain areas of Australia, up to ninety percent of
Speaker 2: the Koalas have chlamydia. That's what it says on Google.
Speaker 4: Damn that is crazy.
Speaker 1: So I know whoever is the groupie on tours in Australia.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they can transmit it to humans though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because when do you have to have like sex
Speaker 1: with the thing?
Speaker 4: Maybe sorry to look a little supicious, no no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no. Yeah, I've been manipulating a lot of fucking people.
Speaker 4: I've been manipulating a lot of people like my ideas,
Speaker 4: hold on, my ideas are coming fruit to fruitition and
Speaker 4: I am like getting into y'all sub conscious, like very deeply.
Speaker 1: It is kind of actually insane to just admit publicly
Speaker 1: that you've been like manipulating people.
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck. I'm in your sub conscious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't give it to humans unless you like
Speaker 2: drink their pea or something, but even then the chances are.
Speaker 1: Wait, how long does it take to get through your systems?
Speaker 2: You don't have to worry. You don't have to worry.
Speaker 4: Why are you worried about?
Speaker 1: Because I was on TikTok shop like late at night,
Speaker 1: and then somebody was talking about it's like a holistic thing.
Speaker 1: You saw that. Yeah, it's good for you, apparently really
Speaker 1: good for apparently allegedly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you shouldn't be drinking.
Speaker 1: But I think they the pee before they it's illegal
Speaker 1: to ship out koualip that has chlamydia in it. Now
Speaker 1: that has to be completely illegal, so I should be fine.
Speaker 1: They had to have tested it before they.
Speaker 4: Said it's definitely not FDA certified, and it does say
Speaker 4: not for human consumption on the bottle.
Speaker 1: But oh, but everything, I most of the things that
Speaker 1: I consume.
Speaker 4: Say that, Yeah, true, true, I have.
Speaker 1: I have pika.
Speaker 4: What is it called when you like pica when you
Speaker 4: eat styrofoam?
Speaker 1: I guess I kind of did have that as a
Speaker 1: kid because damn the things I chewed on, I mean
Speaker 1: still the things I chew on. Now I'm an adult,
Speaker 1: so I don't like chew on anything too crazy.
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, I went out to I've like, literally I
Speaker 4: need to suck on.
Speaker 1: An Android charger by the end of the day, like
Speaker 1: I need to electricity. But I don't know if they
Speaker 1: shock you the same way they did that outlets just
Speaker 1: don't shocked the way they used to.
Speaker 4: They're really not giving what they used to give the outlets, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't have.
Speaker 1: Like the same fear in me of an outlet as
Speaker 1: I did when I was younger, because it felt like,
Speaker 1: without fail, every time I plug something in. When I
Speaker 1: was a child, I shocked myself, granted, because I always
Speaker 1: had my fingers on the prongs.
Speaker 4: Why would you ever do I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just was like very like I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: like the feelings of like.
Speaker 4: Something.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the feeling of like trying to get
Speaker 1: like it in the outlet, So if I wasn't looking,
Speaker 1: I would just or I couldn't see behind a cabinet,
Speaker 1: I would put my hands right there so I could
Speaker 1: just like feel it go in like I don't know
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, Like I'm post the back of
Speaker 1: my hands to feel it and then just like push
Speaker 1: it through my fingers. And every time I did that
Speaker 1: without fail, I would get so shocked. And I remember
Speaker 1: telling my parents that the outlets kept shocking me, and
Speaker 1: they were like, that shouldn't be happening, and I was like,
Speaker 1: they keep shocking me, But now they don't shock that
Speaker 1: way anymore. I genuinely think I need to go to
Speaker 1: Chunky Cheese and get on that shock machine, the one
Speaker 1: that like vibrates so hard that it feels like you're
Speaker 1: getting electric electricity like shot through you. I want to
Speaker 1: get struck by lightning.
Speaker 4: I tried to kill myself last night.
Speaker 2: Oh are you serious? That's not that's bad?
Speaker 4: Why'd you laugh?
Speaker 1: I don't know you laughed at her, So it's like,
Speaker 1: how much do you even care?
Speaker 2: Not her?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 1: Do I have big feet? A size eight foot?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You got fucking big, nasty feet.
Speaker 1: Somebody said to me recently. That I had big feet.
Speaker 4: I just realized I was love bombed. Yes, I didn't
Speaker 4: realize that that was love bombing. Yes, what were the simples?
Speaker 4: Were so good? Like it really did because you were
Speaker 4: talking about it last episode.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: You know who, and he immediately was talking about like
Speaker 4: us getting married, like our wedding, where the wedding was
Speaker 4: going to be, like flying me out to Europe for
Speaker 4: our birthday, like all this shit our birthday, hour birthday.
Speaker 1: They have the same birthday.
Speaker 4: It's felt good. I missed that high. I really do
Speaker 4: the high of a promise, Like I knew, I knew
Speaker 4: it was all fake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but it was just like you
Speaker 1: have high hopes for a living, like literally what it's hopes.
Speaker 1: Also at that point, like it I mean because of
Speaker 1: that person, it seemed like all of that was a possibility.
Speaker 1: So in my head, oh it was a possibility because
Speaker 1: I think I was like, oh my god, he's love
Speaker 1: bombing this shit out of you. Like I think that's
Speaker 1: the first thing I said.
Speaker 4: When you did. I was like, one day I'll go
Speaker 4: through the text, but I'm still scared of this person. Also,
Speaker 4: like really I'm actually scared of him. Thank God, he
Speaker 4: doesn't know where I live. I know where he lives.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go there?
Speaker 4: I might pull up.
Speaker 1: The thing about me is I think it's funny to
Speaker 1: show up at someone's house, and it's really not.
Speaker 5: Like in my head, if I'm everyone, all of our
Speaker 5: friends are all always like, why don't you ever want
Speaker 5: to hang out? And I'm like, bitch, just come to
Speaker 5: my fucking house unannounced and just say we're hanging out,
Speaker 5: and I.
Speaker 1: Will literally yeah, because like I'm like what, I'm probably
Speaker 1: inside sitting on the bed with Drew talking.
Speaker 4: Like because we do the same. We literally do the same,
Speaker 4: Like we just like.
Speaker 1: Show up in each other's faces. But I genuinely know.
Speaker 1: I meant I am the kind of person to just
Speaker 1: drive by old addresses when I'm bored, and I will
Speaker 1: like sit outside, like with in Miami, without fail, I
Speaker 1: go to my childhood home we were evicted from every
Speaker 1: time I've seen that house every year since, I like
Speaker 1: all the time since I have lived there, and I
Speaker 1: every time I stop in front of it and I
Speaker 1: take pictures of it, which I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: like okay to like admit, but like they don't go
Speaker 1: anywhere they're for me.
Speaker 4: I think that's fine, fine, but I go and I
Speaker 4: just sit.
Speaker 1: In front of it, and I'm like, this has to
Speaker 1: be the creepiest thing I've ever done, because I can't lie.
Speaker 1: One time they had their windows open and I was peaky.
Speaker 1: I didn't go up to the window because it's in
Speaker 1: floor and I don't want to get killed. But like
Speaker 1: from the car, I was looking in because this window
Speaker 1: was a really specific window in my house and they
Speaker 1: had it the same way inside has it always been,
Speaker 1: And I want to go up to it so bad
Speaker 1: and be like, can I go in? But like, I
Speaker 1: know it's gonna piss me off.
Speaker 4: Didn't like Janet Jackson do that or some shit.
Speaker 1: No, Jennifer Lopez attempted to. She went and that's exactly
Speaker 1: what would happen to me, me outside of my childhood home.
Speaker 4: Like wow, I'm still ginny from the block.
Speaker 1: They're like, who are you? That's what they did to
Speaker 1: Jennifer and her team posted it. It was a guy
Speaker 1: who lives at her house now and she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm Jennifer and he was like, oh hey, Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 4: And he was like okay, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 4: That is mortified.
Speaker 1: That's me, bro, that is literally what it feels like
Speaker 1: to be me. But yeah, I will like also, if
Speaker 1: I've had sex with somebody, I've like driven past people's
Speaker 1: houses like that too. I don't give a fuck. No,
Speaker 1: I've been in there, I've been taking in there. I
Speaker 1: have a right to drive by.
Speaker 4: I was about to say literally all of the like
Speaker 4: married straight men that I've hooked up with in Texas
Speaker 4: in their garages, I always drive by to see what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just so curious.
Speaker 4: In garages in grand Berry a lot.
Speaker 1: I like the smell of a garage, so I could
Speaker 1: see that being a vibe.
Speaker 4: It's a vibee. Also, I'm kind of loving talking about
Speaker 4: my uh my escapades recently. But I gosted a billionaire,
Speaker 4: oh the one you've yes, Yeah, I got to a
Speaker 4: billionaire kind and I didn't realize he was a billionaire
Speaker 4: until last week.
Speaker 2: Is this the one that you told me about?
Speaker 1: Drew fumbled our fucking summer. I know I fumbled summer.
Speaker 1: We could have had the greatest summer of all time
Speaker 1: we get out of We could have had the kind
Speaker 1: of summer Fitzgerald would ride about my.
Speaker 4: Exactly like literally movie. I mean, I could still tap in.
Speaker 4: I think I think I'm like charming and charismatic enough
Speaker 4: that I could figure it out. But I just never
Speaker 4: responded to him.
Speaker 1: The thing is as tempting as being with somebody for
Speaker 1: the financial benefits sound specifically with the man that seems
Speaker 1: so scary, because I genuinely am so lucky that very
Speaker 1: rarely am I in a room with mostly men, let
Speaker 1: alone mostly straight men and hanging out with like my
Speaker 1: other friend groups, I always end up in a room
Speaker 1: like every now and then where I look around and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, no wonder it felt weird
Speaker 1: in here. There's so many straight guys, but they're really
Speaker 1: interesting to watch. If you if you hang out with
Speaker 1: straight guys that your friends have at died, it's really
Speaker 1: fun because it genuinely is like going to the zoo.
Speaker 4: Ironic, my billionaire, and Kai is going to freak the
Speaker 4: fuck out that I would, that I would, ever for
Speaker 4: even half a second not respond to this.
Speaker 1: This is crazy because he's bad.
Speaker 4: Let me see you're by, You're bye, You're bye, hear bye.
Speaker 4: You're gonna freak out. He's bad, bad, No way, Okay,
Speaker 4: I have like a real, real bone to pick with
Speaker 4: society like it's actually it's unroonically like, been on my
Speaker 4: mind a bunch recently. Who the fuck convinced us that
Speaker 4: trisc gets were an okay food to fucking what the
Speaker 4: fuck is a trisct You know exactly what a trisc
Speaker 4: it is. It's like eating a fucking goddamn wicker basket.
Speaker 4: Like literally, I hate I hate, same with those fucking
Speaker 4: miniwheats that you got.
Speaker 1: Okay, not too much on the mini wheats because I
Speaker 1: fuck with mini wheats. Mini wheats are good as fuck.
Speaker 4: The cream coating saves it, but it really it it
Speaker 4: really if they're not in milk, which I only eat
Speaker 4: cereal out of milk for some reason recently, not it's
Speaker 4: not my typical, but recently I've just eat been eating
Speaker 4: handfuls of like cereal. But it tastes like I'm eating
Speaker 4: wicker baskets.
Speaker 1: Like it's so good. But that's the things I like
Speaker 1: the texture of that. I like that.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: That's why I like Mani weats because it literally tastes sure.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a mouth experience of you know
Speaker 2: the hydraulic press videos where it all cut.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, ski for once we get along, okay, Ill,
Speaker 1: that's like disgusting. Doing that is gross. Like a trisc
Speaker 1: it is nasty, but a mini weeds don't play with
Speaker 1: a mini whets many weeks.
Speaker 4: So only the only like food we had in our
Speaker 4: house growing up was like ingredients and like a box
Speaker 4: of fucking triske its. So when I was like starving
Speaker 4: and like wanted like food really badly, I would have
Speaker 4: to go into the cupboard that was above the microwave,
Speaker 4: which I couldn't even fucking reach, and my parents would
Speaker 4: hide all like the food that they wanted to save
Speaker 4: up there, and I would have to like climb on
Speaker 4: top of the trash can to get up there to
Speaker 4: get it, and it would just like I would be
Speaker 4: rewarded with like eating wicker baskets. I'm sorry, I don't
Speaker 4: know how to I literally don't know how to describe
Speaker 4: it other than that like triscuits are evil, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, mini weeds are essentially like munching on a bush.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it really is, like it is like very hubie.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I'm like a texture person, and
Speaker 1: I really like I like the sensation of like eating
Speaker 1: a miniweeds and then like I literally pressed my tongue
Speaker 1: up against the roof of my mouth because I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's literally like stacking hay in my belly,
Speaker 1: Like it's fun.
Speaker 2: Have you guys do buy chocolate?
Speaker 1: No? I had a bootleg from a corner store in
Speaker 1: Miami and it literally tasted like shit and the green
Speaker 1: inside was the color of Drew shirt.
Speaker 4: I want it so bad, you know.
Speaker 1: It was literally like the most bootleg du Bui chocolate
Speaker 1: I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: And I was like, my dad bought, Like, do you
Speaker 4: buy chocolate from Wuhan, China? I actually haven't asked them.
Speaker 4: Mavieve beaten it yet, but it that the material, the material,
Speaker 4: the like food they put in there. Why it's like
Speaker 4: basically Philo dough, I think, but it's called something else
Speaker 4: that's called like kiefer Keffer or something like that. Oh,
Speaker 4: they're like the stringy Yeah, when they fry it up,
Speaker 4: I feel like it might have the same texture, but
Speaker 4: that all that side that.
Speaker 1: I just like, I like, yeah, I'm a big texture eater.
Speaker 1: I feel like most of the snacks I eat.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I tried these pretzels in Miami from What's that one
Speaker 1: company that's like the Gold Bag company, Like they're like
Speaker 1: the pretzel.
Speaker 4: People, golds Pretzel, Yeah, gold Pretzel.
Speaker 1: Well, they have these like Parmesan twisk Parmesan garlic twist pretzels.
Speaker 1: I have made it an active choice not to buy
Speaker 1: them since I've been back in LA because in Miami
Speaker 1: I would get a bag and get high as fuck.
Speaker 1: And it's both the flavor combo, because my favorite flavor
Speaker 1: of like a chip or anything is a garlic palm
Speaker 1: like or like not garlic palm, white palm, white cheddar
Speaker 1: like white cheddar like cheese is my vibe. And I
Speaker 1: never really like give a fuck about garlic. But those
Speaker 1: are so good in the texture of them, like guy, seriously,
Speaker 1: like this isn't even an ad. If you get them,
Speaker 1: please somebody else, because I've been having all my friends.
Speaker 1: I had all my friends and mind me try them,
Speaker 1: and none of them got the texture like I did.
Speaker 1: But I think I just am a texture person. But
Speaker 1: it's like the best because you get a crunch and
Speaker 1: feels like yeah, I don't give a fuck, and it
Speaker 1: literally felt like chewing plastic, like it literally you put
Speaker 1: it in your mouth and if your tongue touches it.
Speaker 1: The coating that they have on those pretzels is so plastic,
Speaker 1: Like it is the best snack I've ever had, But
Speaker 1: I had to stop myself from getting it because I
Speaker 1: have a where I really if I really like the
Speaker 1: texture of a snack, like, I can't stop eating it
Speaker 1: because if not, I'll just like I bite my nails.
Speaker 4: I was just ignored.
Speaker 1: I held your fucking hand me.
Speaker 4: Release me, Release me. I don't want you, release me.
Speaker 1: I never had you.
Speaker 4: I don't want you release me. I really do you
Speaker 4: want me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: No, you don't want him?
Speaker 2: You do want him?
Speaker 4: How easy it is for me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, to find someone you want me to
Speaker 1: me next?
Speaker 2: Or yeah, obviously.
Speaker 4: Wai kai kai Kai Kai Kai. I've been watching this
Speaker 4: podcast recently and they only have two bits hold on
Speaker 4: their podcast is I always forget the title, but it's
Speaker 4: the guy Dylan that does that. If I were a girl.
Speaker 4: Their podcast is Dylan and Colton and it's called some
Speaker 4: of This Is Bad. I have been like I've binge
Speaker 4: watched there. I don't watch any podcasts ever, but specifically theirs,
Speaker 4: and like the way they talk about the gay experience
Speaker 4: is so fucking funny. And it's been like killing me.
Speaker 4: But they have a bit at the end of the
Speaker 4: episode where they ask all their gay or their guests,
Speaker 4: which are like sometimes game in sometimes straight men, but
Speaker 4: it's all like comics. Their bit is, if you're a
Speaker 4: gay man, which one of us would you rather have
Speaker 4: sex with? But like, which one of us would you
Speaker 4: rather have sex with if you had to and you
Speaker 4: can't cop out you have or just in general, it
Speaker 4: would be you, Drew.
Speaker 1: Of course, y'all talk, bro, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: have sex with you, you fucking nasty herber bitch, like
Speaker 1: you're fucking gross?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: That was really me?
Speaker 6: That was hurt?
Speaker 1: Just being real. Oh, we can't be real anymore.
Speaker 4: We can't be real anymore.
Speaker 2: Got hurt?
Speaker 4: Like what?
Speaker 1: No, I I respect that because if you said me,
Speaker 1: it would have been completely inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So it would have been inappropriate. Even though you
Speaker 2: guys make me blur out videos of your private parts
Speaker 2: that would ride.
Speaker 1: Oh brother, me and Drew, Okay, every few hours we
Speaker 1: do our genital checks and they're still there because they
Speaker 1: fall off.
Speaker 2: And it's also getting free the nipple, bro, It's always
Speaker 2: been free the nipple. True. How many of those have
Speaker 2: you had? This is my third.
Speaker 4: I wanted to try all flavors. I've had the green one,
Speaker 4: the blue one. The blue one is obviously the best.
Speaker 4: The blue one is always the best. And this one's
Speaker 4: like lemonade flavor, And I'm like, well, I fucking hate lemonade.
Speaker 1: You don't like lemonade.
Speaker 4: This one's the best one. I'm not even kidding. Well,
Speaker 4: you're spoke too soon, and this is so good. Holy fuck.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I like lemonade, but like sometimes like I really need
Speaker 4: to be in the mood for it.
Speaker 2: I wrote something down just to bring up. This is
Speaker 2: like the thing that I thought of, and I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe you guys will be interested in this. I realized
Speaker 2: that squirt is from asteroids. It's water from asteroids, right,
Speaker 2: isn't it? Because water's old, it came here a long
Speaker 2: time ago. Well, also, you know what I'm saying, Well.
Speaker 1: All the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 1: I wish there was a camera on you because your body,
Speaker 1: like with dads, you were saying.
Speaker 4: That too, is like so dead serious.
Speaker 2: I can I can explain.
Speaker 4: I know what he's saying. He's for real. And also
Speaker 4: squirt piss and com is also stardust. Yes, well, it's.
Speaker 1: Also kind of how that theory of it's like every
Speaker 1: woman has DNA from like her mother, like to like
Speaker 1: an extreme level or something like that.
Speaker 4: Like the mitochondria. Yeah, so I am my mother.
Speaker 2: Well, all water's old, right, it just gets recycled. And
Speaker 2: there's a lot of theories like how did water get
Speaker 2: to the earth, A lot of it i'd before, Yeah
Speaker 2: rated square, Yeah, water's just cold. So square is that
Speaker 2: water from the vagina that squirted it out has been
Speaker 2: on Earth for hundreds of millions of years and it's
Speaker 2: from asteroids, it's from space.
Speaker 4: I really I love this. I love this thought experiment
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: That squirt isn't new water being produced.
Speaker 4: It's recycled water. Also think about this. Every time a
Speaker 4: garo squirts, it goes into the ground water and then
Speaker 4: it's an age grows exactly.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, I'm just thinking about this right now,
Speaker 2: and you drink it, you probably uh so the women
Speaker 2: listening to this, I've maybe squirted. It's there's probably the
Speaker 2: chance that that was already squirt from years ago because
Speaker 2: it got recycled, you know what I mean, Like someone
Speaker 2: squired and then it evaporated and it rained.
Speaker 1: I really just feel like I'm not gonna say anything
Speaker 1: about this because the idea that some fucking freak out
Speaker 1: there could take anything I say and assume what my
Speaker 1: coach gets up to.
Speaker 4: No, do you square it?
Speaker 2: Do you square it?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 4: Nicksoneno, Noah, Centennial, same fucking difference.
Speaker 1: Bro Let me see you make it worth, Let me
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: Make it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've been doing this thing to India and Josiah.
Speaker 4: Good girl, they fucking hate it. Good girl, it was
Speaker 4: way better the other.
Speaker 6: Night you have.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I'm gonna smack the funk out
Speaker 1: of you. Like literally, I'm not kidding. Sometimes like me
Speaker 1: and Drew need to stop sleeping together because it's getting
Speaker 1: to a point where like now we've been like we
Speaker 1: really we function like a married couple in a way
Speaker 1: that is literally too funny. Like especially when like one
Speaker 1: of us is in a mood, we literally navigate each
Speaker 1: other like a married couple. There's nowhere to go around it.
Speaker 1: And then if like one of us is in a
Speaker 1: mood and somebody notices it, like Josie will be like
Speaker 1: like I feel like to one of us be like, oh, someone's.
Speaker 4: Talking and it's like, just don't fucking ignorege. They don't
Speaker 4: acknowledgely We're just like, don't give him anything.
Speaker 1: And then we've got we really are a married couple.
Speaker 1: It's amazing though, like we really it's just it was
Speaker 1: what was meant to be. Like, it's amazing, but we
Speaker 1: do need to stop sleeping in the beds same bed
Speaker 1: so much because I can feel Drew's uh, Drew's daggers
Speaker 1: on me in my sleep. I can feel like I
Speaker 1: literally like I can I can feel like into the
Speaker 1: back into my head while.
Speaker 4: I sleep in this specific morning. Yes, every single like,
Speaker 4: I beg you. I beg you to sleep in my bed.
Speaker 4: Every night I asked you, I literally sent you. Take
Speaker 4: do you sleep in my bed tonight? Queen? I want
Speaker 4: you to sleep in my room. But this morning I
Speaker 4: was under I wanted to record and you get this
Speaker 4: a lot. I was under it, No, I really, I
Speaker 4: really was.
Speaker 1: Under a lot of know you were you were and
Speaker 1: I do like, I genuinely I love you so much
Speaker 1: and I don't take for granted the things you do
Speaker 1: as the man of this house.
Speaker 4: And I gfinitely this morning, you laying in bed like
Speaker 4: not because I was like she needs to help me
Speaker 4: do this shit or whatever. I was just like, she
Speaker 4: needs to get out of bed now because it takes
Speaker 4: her four hours to get ready. You got ready fast
Speaker 4: as fuck today. Congratur fucking lations clock it like you
Speaker 4: got that shit.
Speaker 1: And when I straighten my hair, it literally cuts down
Speaker 1: my get ready time by so much because my hair
Speaker 1: is what takes the most time, because without fail, I'm
Speaker 1: not the kind of bitch to get up and like
Speaker 1: do my hair if it's curly, like if I'm wearing
Speaker 1: it curly, I always wait till I start to get ready,
Speaker 1: which rain got on me and she was like, you
Speaker 1: need to just stop doing that, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I know, but like whatever, So I straightened my hair
Speaker 1: because I knew this week was going to be a
Speaker 1: lot and we straightened our hair together though, so it
Speaker 1: was really sweet. We had a night and like, you
Speaker 1: strained my hair and then I straightened his hair, and like,
Speaker 1: it did cause a lot of smoke in the house,
Speaker 1: but I think it was just the heat protecting that
Speaker 1: I put on the hair because it looked so good.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not supposed to be smoky.
Speaker 4: It melted.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Have you ever straightened your hair with
Speaker 1: your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: No, but I just know this stuff because I'm an
Speaker 2: ally to women and gay guys.
Speaker 4: So don't point at me when you say gay guys.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a straight really okay.
Speaker 4: Really, the thing is, if Drew.
Speaker 1: Showed up like this in my face when I was
Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen, I'd be like, I literally need to have
Speaker 1: sex with him. And that was just actually not actually, no,
Speaker 1: the hair is too much. But like your hair was
Speaker 1: just like any other color or actually, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I was on some free shit, like you were
Speaker 1: really any guy who was kind of like a girl.
Speaker 1: I was like, baby, come through. I was not around. No,
Speaker 1: you were not kind of like a girl, but you
Speaker 1: were very effeminate. Like I really liked effeminine guys. No,
Speaker 1: I'm like like all the men.
Speaker 4: If you look at me, I'm a real mass.
Speaker 1: Now I've come to terms where I'm like, okay, like
Speaker 1: I do just have the disease being by and like
Speaker 1: I can like like.
Speaker 2: Stop, it's so he's just staring at me and like
Speaker 2: flirting with me.
Speaker 1: You usually love that.
Speaker 2: It's different with.
Speaker 1: The theory theory scienceist real t shirt.
Speaker 4: Theory, it's really a theory that we're like tapping into no.
Speaker 4: But this really does like make everyone like violently uncomfortable, like.
Speaker 1: This this look on me for not to do the
Speaker 1: thing with it, the thing I hate and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna look but.
Speaker 2: Sound is so gross.
Speaker 4: It makes it makes everyone like really look at me different,
Speaker 4: and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because you start acting fucking weird. You literally
Speaker 1: start acting weird. He was acting so weird with me
Speaker 1: and Josiah like every now and then he would just
Speaker 1: like literally get into this like extremely like he oh,
Speaker 1: he started moaning in the back seat at one point
Speaker 1: like yeah, I'm not kidding in oh, he started acting
Speaker 1: like he was touching his self, like hisself himself.
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh god. Well, I donated all of my
Speaker 4: rent money to Kai Sinat so I can't afford to
Speaker 4: pay rent this month.
Speaker 2: You were so, I will say, it's really nice after
Speaker 2: a long day of work to go home and spend
Speaker 2: time with him.
Speaker 4: Do you watch Kay Sinat?
Speaker 2: I've never I've never watched it live, but I've seen
Speaker 2: I watched TikTok.
Speaker 4: I watched one with Josh like a live stream, but
Speaker 4: I see all his clips. He's literally like the yeah,
Speaker 4: he's literally so smart.
Speaker 1: It's it's actually kind of insane, how like he was
Speaker 1: able to step up production, especially coming from like we've
Speaker 1: been on the internet for so long, and it really
Speaker 1: does take a certain kind of like pep in your
Speaker 1: steps and like mindset and grindset to get there.
Speaker 4: And I just don't have it because.
Speaker 1: Every time I get overwhelmed, I just want to put
Speaker 1: a gun.
Speaker 4: In my mouth exactly.
Speaker 2: I wanted to bring up a TikTok really quick. Just
Speaker 2: take a look at this. This was this is me. Wait, fuck,
Speaker 2: give me a second. Oh, this is me leaving Drew's
Speaker 2: house at three am a couple of months ago.
Speaker 4: What does it say?
Speaker 1: This is what it sounds like when you're on your
Speaker 1: way home and it finally hits you. That was really
Speaker 1: the laftop.
Speaker 4: It really was the last time.
Speaker 2: You know, when you see a TikTok, you get really emotional.
Speaker 2: You're like, that was so relatable. So that's what I want.
Speaker 1: But you come here all the time because it's like
Speaker 1: your job to come here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he doesn't stop. He doesn't use me as
Speaker 2: a human flesh light anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we stopped.
Speaker 2: Why he hates the way because.
Speaker 1: That's not why have you not been taking it all?
Speaker 1: I guess when I when I okay, when I straightened
Speaker 1: his hair, I will say the kind of smoke that
Speaker 1: came out. I was a bit worried it would be
Speaker 1: clued to his head. And I think it's glued to
Speaker 1: his head.
Speaker 4: Fer me they can't take it.
Speaker 1: I think I melted it to his head.
Speaker 4: I really no, I really think there might be like
Speaker 4: there might be chemicals inside it. Yeah, I have ginger
Speaker 4: euphoria right now. I think there's chemicals inside of it
Speaker 4: that like actually do go to my brain and make
Speaker 4: me like like a little more loose. Like I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm on a shot right now, like.
Speaker 1: A shot of alcohol. I'm not even kidding. If I
Speaker 1: wanted to do drugs for some reason, I think I
Speaker 1: would ask you, like if I would be like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you know anybody? Like I feel like you would
Speaker 1: know somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't even do drugs anymore, But.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You could figure it out.
Speaker 2: I could. I'll figure out whatever you guys need. If
Speaker 2: you guys need something, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 4: Get me blow.
Speaker 6: I won't blow.
Speaker 1: I want shrooms. I'm gonna do blow and shrooms and
Speaker 1: pop some mo. Yeah, I think we're gonna do an
Speaker 1: episode where instead of.
Speaker 4: Just poke episode, instead of a drunk episode.
Speaker 1: People are really so mad that I'm like the kind
Speaker 1: of person who mentions how often I smoke weed and stuff.
Speaker 1: First of all, you guys are so fucking fake. I
Speaker 1: already mentioned I have OCD. You might find that I'm
Speaker 1: a bit fucking repetitive. You goddamn freaking week two. Fine,
Speaker 1: you're tired of hearing me talk about smoking weed. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm literally moving up in ranks.
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna do math exactly.
Speaker 2: I can talk about drinking, which recently I've been drinking
Speaker 2: with other people and that's really fun.
Speaker 4: You're drinking alone.
Speaker 1: I used to drink alone. I can't even get on you.
Speaker 1: I used to drink alone all the time. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: I was really depressed. Oh my god, my year rest
Speaker 1: and relaxation. I literally even in a YouTube video that
Speaker 1: I saw recently, I was like talking about how I
Speaker 1: was like drinking alone, Like I was like I was
Speaker 1: actively drinking alone, like I would have vodka bottles under
Speaker 1: my dead. I've said that in the podcast before, talked
Speaker 1: about to sleep without a lot of melowtone in it
Speaker 1: that that vodka night night. The sleep time was seven
Speaker 1: am to seven pre drink all day and then no way.
Speaker 4: Drink all night, drink all night, sleep all day. I
Speaker 4: was out at a party with one of my friends
Speaker 4: and Anna Taylor Joy was there on a table on
Speaker 4: Ya Taylor Joy. Yeah, Anya Taylor Joy.
Speaker 1: She speaks Spanish.
Speaker 2: She is like.
Speaker 4: She is literally two feet tall. She's the smallest person
Speaker 4: I've ever seen in my life. It's really cute. See
Speaker 4: she is fucking stunning, gorgeous in person, Like it really
Speaker 4: translates to I r l like obsessed with her. Two things.
Speaker 4: One did not see her not moving the entire night,
Speaker 4: like she was walking somewhere always like every she never
Speaker 4: stopped and stood to dance, to stand and talk to
Speaker 4: her friends. She was always moving around. Two, I wanted
Speaker 4: to troll her so bad because I was in my
Speaker 4: devious lick era, Like I really wanted to Like I
Speaker 4: was like a little drunk because and like the troll
Speaker 4: comes out when I'm drunk, and I really wanted to
Speaker 4: go up to her and just like be fucking psycho.
Speaker 4: But my buddy was like, no, you can't do that,
Speaker 4: Like please don't do.
Speaker 1: That also, Like it really is that thing where like,
Speaker 1: not only is she a girl, but you forget that
Speaker 1: you look like a straight guy. Once you come up
Speaker 1: to a girl, you would literally have to come up
Speaker 1: and be like, by hey, queen. Otherwise Drew coming up
Speaker 1: to like a random woman really does kind of seem
Speaker 1: like a threat with no like, with no word spoken.
Speaker 1: Because you are hot. Also your eyes recently, I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: you've had like a glow and a twinkle in your
Speaker 1: eyes recently that I'm like.
Speaker 4: There's some I'm full of life now, I know because
Speaker 4: I filled you. Thank you, Kai your turn. What do
Speaker 4: you want to say about me? Now?
Speaker 2: You look very handsome and your skin looks amazing, and
Speaker 2: you have a perfect print. I was noticing that right
Speaker 2: now your print goes crazy.
Speaker 4: Thank you? Kay? All right, y'all sound off in the comments.
Speaker 4: Let me know how sexy beautiful I am.
Speaker 1: My nail tech made my nails too short.
Speaker 4: One thing about Enya and her goddamn nails is it's
Speaker 4: going to go violently wrong every time. I don't think
Speaker 4: you've ever gotten.
Speaker 1: Nails nail a nail tech. I like guys like sound
Speaker 1: off in the comments. The girls know what's happening, Like seriously,
Speaker 1: it's a struggle, and like, actually no, they look good,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted something.
Speaker 4: More specific, like pacific.
Speaker 1: Well, the girl who did my nails last time, who
Speaker 1: I talked about and she really fucked with me. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: actually I have to give you an update my nail
Speaker 1: tech because did you see the girl who was doing
Speaker 1: my toes last night? Remember on the last episode or
Speaker 1: wherever I talked about it, like the girl who hated
Speaker 1: me but did my nails really well, that was the girl,
Speaker 1: and yesterday her vibe was so different, and I do
Speaker 1: she was sweet. She was so nice to me. She
Speaker 1: is so agro with me, but I love her, and
Speaker 1: she does a good job on my feet and my hands,
Speaker 1: but she only did my feet yesterday. She does this,
Speaker 1: She'll be doing my feet and go, I know, she
Speaker 1: was hitting the fuck out of the maps the fuck
Speaker 1: out I saw it.
Speaker 4: Did you see me laugh out?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crassy, like she smacks me the whole time.
Speaker 1: But then yesterday she was being so nice to me,
Speaker 1: and I genuinely, I'm not kidding, I don't think she
Speaker 1: recognized me from last time, because yesterday hair, I like
Speaker 1: the first time I went and I had curly hair.
Speaker 1: It was like not looking that good because I was
Speaker 1: too lazy, and it was like in a side bun
Speaker 1: and I had like a hook something.
Speaker 4: You just hit one of my testicles with your hand.
Speaker 4: You touched my balls when you slap my leg. I'm
Speaker 4: not even kidding, and it hurt. And I was gonna
Speaker 4: let you rest, not knowing, but I needed to tell you.
Speaker 1: I hit your knees. I didn't hit your fucking ball.
Speaker 4: You hit one of my You hit my right balls.
Speaker 2: It's worse than when I gave you blue balls and
Speaker 2: you screamed at me.
Speaker 4: Don't give me a blue ball.
Speaker 1: Drew so lucky because the blue balls goes right to
Speaker 1: his hair. Anyway, yesterday that cracked me up. I love
Speaker 1: her so much and I actually hope she's in love
Speaker 1: with me. But she gave me. First of all, she
Speaker 1: gave me a free massage. Because I didn't ask for massage.
Speaker 1: She gave me a free massage, and we weren't talking,
Speaker 1: and she was just like smiling at me and massaging
Speaker 1: my feet my leg. But I before I went in,
Speaker 1: I had smoked, and like every time I smoke, I
Speaker 1: like rubbed my feet together and she had oiled my
Speaker 1: feet and my feet her so I was rubbing my
Speaker 1: feet together and she came by and did this, she
Speaker 1: like I was wearing my feet, just grabbed both my feet,
Speaker 1: went whoa away from me and my high ass like
Speaker 1: she did it. She was like stup and like because
Speaker 1: she had just given me a feet massage, a foot massage.
Speaker 1: She stopped and like squeezed my feet and she was
Speaker 1: like touched my feet again and then kind of winked
Speaker 1: at me and smiled and walked away, and I laughed
Speaker 1: so hard. I felt so bad, I like literally because
Speaker 1: it was so jarring because she'd walked away and disappeared,
Speaker 1: and then I just see her come back in my
Speaker 1: preferle stare me in the eyes, touched my feet and
Speaker 1: she was like and then just walked away and I
Speaker 1: didn't see her for the rest of the time. But
Speaker 1: I'm excited to go back to her because I hope she.
Speaker 4: Treats me like that forever, because it's a princess.
Speaker 1: She treats me like the mom I never had, because
Speaker 1: she's like stern and aggressive and then gives me love.
Speaker 4: Mmmm so Stockholm syndrome. So I hope she's in love
Speaker 4: with Me, I have India Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 1: Good, everybody should with me?
Speaker 4: Okay, should we tap into media?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Losing You by Solange, Oh, my fucking god, I've listened
Speaker 4: to that song. I think more than any song I've
Speaker 4: ever listened to.
Speaker 2: I think that's one of the best songs of all time.
Speaker 4: It is so fucking good. It's sorry sorry, so good.
Speaker 4: And then this one like that, it's like a big
Speaker 4: song on TikTok, but I've been listening to it and
Speaker 4: I was like, wait, this is a good song. And
Speaker 4: then I saw him like perform and I'm like, oh wait,
Speaker 4: this kid's like super talented. He's only nineteen, but it's
Speaker 4: that somber kid with a song undressed. I was like,
Speaker 4: this is really cool, like for twenty twenty five. Oh,
Speaker 4: I've seen him, yeah, and you've heard his this song. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 4: let me get to the part.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: But then he has this back to Friends song too
Speaker 4: that I liked, but I don't know I Losing You
Speaker 4: by Solange just the one, and then what's the Michael
Speaker 4: Jackson part. It's the falling in love.
Speaker 1: Falling in Love by Michael Yeah, it's the feeling of love.
Speaker 1: It makes me cry cry.
Speaker 4: Then I've just been watching the NBA. Rest in Peace,
Speaker 4: Jason Tatum. I'm so sorry that happened to you. You
Speaker 4: did not deserve that, even though you get clowned on.
Speaker 4: That's really dark sighted and I'm sorry that happened. And
Speaker 4: I am rooting for OKAC, And if you're not rooting
Speaker 4: for OKAC, you're gay.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is Welcome to Hollywood by Beyonce,
Speaker 1: Geezer by Eris the Planet, Chanelle by Baby Sosa, Stars
Speaker 1: by Pink Panthers, Romance by Beth Gimmons and Rustin Man,
Speaker 1: and Underneath the Moon Maggie and tear Roch and buland
Speaker 1: the Heather. And then for movies, I watched Pretty Woman.
Speaker 1: I am obsessed. I am obsessed. I would like that
Speaker 1: experience right now.
Speaker 4: But that won't happen.
Speaker 1: I don't know what accent that is, like ever since Italy,
Speaker 1: I tried to do like an Italian accent and now
Speaker 1: it's just like turn into whatever that is. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but like I'm actually gonna fucking kill myself soon.
Speaker 4: Bye, Bhi, guys.
Speaker 6: Sh