WEBVTT - you're bi 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:18.599 Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I don't know 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:20.959 how to say this, but it's not gonna just be 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:22.919 me and Kai today. Kai's in the corner with his 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:28.600 eyes covered because I told him not, but Drew couldn't 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.800 make it today. But it's okay. It is okay. Before 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:34.159 you start screaming and crying and throwing yourself to the 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.360 floor and saying that this hurts more than anything you've 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:40.159 ever felt. We have a really, really good guest to 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:48.560 replace him. Come on out, girl, goodbye? 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:58.840 Oh can I open my eyes? From the video? 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:04.360 D said I wouldn't get that from the video, Dude 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:10.080 saying being by Israel, you look fucked up. 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.720 You know what's fucked up is I've seen him in 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:18.039 it long enough now Kai, I've become fully like this 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:24.080 to me is the new norm? 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:25.000 Oh my god. 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.600 Read when I put this disguise on, like if something 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.640 comes out of me, I turned into like a monster. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:31.520 We filmed what was it like? 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:35.280 After No Pop Eyes? 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:39.280 We filmed after Noon. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.520 Sorry my friend. She's never been on a podcast, it's 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:43.800 only been on What would You Do? 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:44.800 Being Bi Israel? 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.360 And she was used to the hot mics like above. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:48.960 I think she had to do all that. 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.520 No, this really brings something out of me. I like 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.960 really can't explain, Like I turned into king Kylie a 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:54.440 little bit. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:57.360 Yeah, Like she doesn't defend by people for like the 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:58.400 joke of it. 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:03.000 She means it. No, I'm in I am asexual but 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:08.800 pan romantic. Okay, Yeah, what that means, I'm attracted to 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.400 the person. I fall in love with the person. The 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:11.760 sex is meaningless to me. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.120 I have a lot of well, what do you do 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:17.320 when you meet somebody who like sees that as like 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.119 a form of like connection and it's important to them. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:25.919 Sex? Yeah, sex should have no meaning like sex? No, 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:30.320 but I am dropping a new lip kit. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.480 Okay, I don't understand, are you the girl who stands 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:40.920 for bisexual people are stands saying she's like biphobic? I 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.680 genuinely do believe there's a world out there where Kylie 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.600 Jenner sees no issue with bisexuality. Could me and her 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.119 sit down in a room bisexuality and maybe she could 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.880 teach me that by being bisexual Israel? I don't know, 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:55.600 because there's no proof to me. 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:00.160 Right right. 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:04.840 What I suffer from is gluttony. But I suffered his 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.359 pain he did in shame. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:09.359 No. 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:11.240 See, the thing is I'm dropping a new lip kit. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:15.240 It's for the girls, obviously, and it's for their pussies. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:21.760 Oh yeah, the pussy for the vagina. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.040 Vagina. Is it gonna be like a tent? I guess you. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.880 Could do like ombra ombre lips. 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:30.720 Yeah, I mean a lot of it's a lot of 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:33.440 us already have the ombre down the ombrea. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:34.840 A lot of people would be scared. 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:36.760 A lot of people have ombre from God. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.200 A lot of people would be scared. 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.960 Right now, I can't look at you in that. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.320 I know it's a bit that. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.920 Yeah come here, yeah, come here, it comes sit on 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:47.320 my lap. 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:51.720 I won't lie. It does make him really weird, like 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.960 he becomes like be prepared to see Drew become like 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.720 weirdly pervy question mark. Like the wig makes him like 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:01.520 this whole out. It makes him a bit perverted. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:05.440 And I hadn't Kai cannot look at me No, No, 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:07.880 I've just become used to it. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:12.840 Also, like also, ever since you did the kick that 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.360 guy who. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:17.760 Was ka sexted with a forty year old man when 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.880 I was fourteen on kick? Yes, I mean classic famously. 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.560 That's a classic classic, Who's calling my phone. Who's calling 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:24.000 my phone? 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.120 Who's calling my phone? 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:27.160 That was me when I got a random kick message 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.640 from an unknown. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:32.320 Bella Thorne, one of my one of our friends. I 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:35.839 don't want to air them out, was catfished on kick 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:40.000 by Jaden Smith. Yeah, you know, you know exactly who 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:42.760 it is. He's been around a lot recently, but I'm 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:44.039 not going to air his shit out. But he was 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.200 telling me that he literally fell in love with Jaden 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.120 Smith also was like. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:49.640 Fourteen, Oh, I know who you're talking. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.960 Yeah, but it was the same fucking time you fell 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:53.719 in love with Bella Thorne and I bet. 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:54.960 We didn't say anything to each other. 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:56.520 No, y'all kept it a secret. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:05:00.320 Yeah yeah, well no, well Bella told me not to 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:01.599 tell anybody we were friends. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.640 Yeah. Well, I she was. 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:07.080 Like, don't tell anybody we're friends. What color are your underwear? 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.480 I just want to make sure we're matching so that. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:12.680 I can know we're soul mate. 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.800 Well, I remember if it got freaky like that, but like, 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.800 I don't remember a lot of conversations I had with 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:18.520 a lot of people. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.520 Oh no, See, the thing is is I have been 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:25.720 looking for this exact shirt for I'm not exaggerating years, 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:29.000 like two years now. I've had like eBay notifications set 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:31.880 up for it, like it has been something that I 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.359 have been looking for for so long because it's the 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.279 exact shirt the Yearby girl was wearing in the year 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.120 By video and I bought it and I was like, Oh, 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.080 I'm gonna wear this for Halloween. But everyone was like 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.320 Halloween is like six months away, and so I was 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.039 just like or we were just like whatever, we'll just 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.400 do it on this episode. But like this, this has 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.320 been a journey putting this together. We trimmed the wig today, 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:53.640 like all of it. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.040 Why are you giving like a detailed thing of your 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.080 outfit like you're on the carpet at the mat, like 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:01.840 literally like you're going into the core of your outfit 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.360 as if there's like because it's important. 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:07.000 There is history. There is history, and lord, I have 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.120 no idea what this shirt is. Josiah knew, but I 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:10.800 have no idea. 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:12.640 We really, I'm not kidding. We kind of have to 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.560 give it up to cost players. I've been thinking about 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:15.520 it a lot, and like. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.800 For cosplayers, they're like for real, they're. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.560 The new wave of historians in some ways, now this 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.200 is keeping history alive. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.960 And ironically though, like I really genuinely fuck with cosplayers, 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.960 like y'all really it's an art form for real. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.880 Cosplay is like any kind of art medium or creative 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:40.520 medium where it's like it's it has to be a 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.880 burning passion or don't do it. Like, actually that's not 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.400 true because some people aren't like good at costplay, and 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.239 they still like it's sweet and it's like an escape 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:49.480 for that. 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.960 I was literally just about to say, like, bad cosplay 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.599 to me is more important than good cosplay. Like there 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:57.680 I said it. Like it's like you can feel like 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:59.880 they really really wanted to do Yeah. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:01.080 Also like they. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.120 Really wanted to become this person. They really wanted to 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:07.360 create this fit, And I love people creating things. Look, everybody, 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:11.960 I spoke to God, your time consuming is up. You 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:13.400 need to start creating more. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:17.600 You guys were talking about me last episode. What the 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:21.120 fuck are you worry and get out of You said 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:23.040 people that wait, let me look this up because I 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:23.760 wrote it down. 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:27.320 You said, people that have autoimmune diseases. 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:31.960 No, you said, uh, you're sick. If you're good at sex, 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:35.120 you're basically you're a bad person, which is a shade 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:36.360 that's kai Newman shade. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.120 No, I don't think anybody on this planet thought, oh 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.000 my god, Kai, like he's going to hear this and 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.920 be broken. They're going to be like, oh my god, 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:45.520 Kai is going to hear this and be broken because 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.680 he's going to be so ashamed and recoil at the 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.920 thought of people talking about good sex because he's like, 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.760 oh my god, that's something I've never even partaken in. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:54.880 How do I act like I know. 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:59.680 Is good at sex? He is. He's a munch's he 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:04.720 really is. I could tell you he makes me put 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.000 a wig on, though it's really fucking weird. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.200 Oh, I mean, to each their own, y'all do what 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:10.640 you do. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:13.560 It's internalized. We've talked about it pillow talk and shit, 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.240 but hold. 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:17.920 On, it's internalized. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:19.440 It's deep in there. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:21.880 It's really no one thing about me is like I 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.160 can't have casual sex because my pillow talk does go crazy, 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.520 Like my my pillow talk is like not cute shit, 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.560 Like literally we will have just boned and I'll be like, 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.520 do you talk to your parents anymore? Are they Are 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.360 they in your life? Do you think the way you 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.960 navigate in relationships is because of them? Have they ever 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.200 touched you in a bad way. 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.960 Oh okay, what was I saying? Oh? We were talking 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.600 about catfishes and getting catfish. And this is something I've 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.120 been harboring inside for a very long time that I 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.000 haven't really been brave enough to speak about. And it 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:57.800 may not make the cut, but about two years ago, 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:02.839 I was a grown ass man. Okay, is he going 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.680 to just keep going? I was catfished on grinder, which 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.880 is like not like the craziest thing, that's like a 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.600 gay age and a like gay experience, like it really is. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.000 I should have known better because I was in Texas 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.320 and like this man was fine shit and like we 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:19.800 had like a full blown conversation like it was tea. 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.560 It was tea, It was tea. We made plans to 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:26.559 meet up that even and then I screenshoted his photos 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:31.880 and reversed image sharched and found out that he was 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:38.760 using this only Fans Creators photos as his own. And 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:42.360 one day, one day, I'll be brave enough to mention 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:44.040 who the only Fans creator was. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.960 Okay, Like, did you send anything crazy? No? 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.400 Well yes, oh yeah, but not face, not face, but 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:56.000 like body t yes. But and we had some interesting 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.000 conversations I was. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:00.200 Gonna say, I, okay, like hot take, because I have 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:02.960 been catfished, like especially as a teenager. I was a 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:06.320 very lonely teenager who was a crazy person, like I 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:09.000 needed to talk to people. I wanted to talk to people, 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:10.880 but I was like very shy in a lot of ways, 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.199 so I would just get into random conversations with strangers online. 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.880 And I definitely was catfished a handful of times. But 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.120 I don't look back at it as like a thing 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.680 where I'm like, oh my god, that's so humiliating and shameful. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:25.440 I'm not kidding, because I'm like there is still something 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.320 about like human connection there, like I still genuinely believe 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.240 in that connection. It's like, okay, well, luckily I never 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.480 had an experience where I met up with somebody and 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:36.080 anything happened. But for the most part, I would just 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.400 really chat it up and sometimes it got freakidie, But 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:39.960 I don't really give a fuck, Like what I was 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:41.120 like dumb, like what. 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:43.880 No harm, no foul? 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:47.000 Yeah, no harm, no foul. I genuinely unless like obviously 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.800 don't go around catfishing people because that's fucking new poco loco. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.680 But I don't know I had good conversations with the 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.319 people who catfished me, like they were actually very helpful 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:56.199 people in my life. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.960 Did people use your pictures ever on dating apps? 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:01.040 Yeah? 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.040 Yeah, that part is scary. I think that's started happened 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:04.960 to me like three years ago. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:09.200 People have like made genuine connections with me and had 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.040 no idea that was me. And I'm really scared. 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:15.480 People photoshop my face onto other bodies and then use 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.120 that as the catfish. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:18.920 I mean, that makes a lot of sense why they 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:20.680 would do that and not you want to use your body? 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:21.520 What do you mean by that? 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:22.920 Because body is not tea. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.679 Body is Boba's. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.959 Body is right, thank you, thank you. 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:30.800 Body is Tea right now for real? 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:31.600 Thank you. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.040 The purge that is working? 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:41.240 Yeah, okay, and I have. 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.440 I don't know. I don't know if I'm embarrassed by it, 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.680 ashamed of it, or proud of myself for actually committing 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:52.320 to it. But I bought something really late last night 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:56.480 and it has to do with you, and I paid 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.640 ninety nine extra to get it delivered over because I 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.480 wanted it today. I wanted to wake up to it 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:06.640 at the front door. I haven't opened it yet, so 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:10.200 I thought i'd donebox it with y'all on the podcast Live, 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.720 and I want to get y'all's honest, real reactions because 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.840 it is. It's pretty jarring, but you'll see why it 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:36.160 involves you. It's a giant bag of sour airheads. So 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.959 you had one in your car, and when I drove 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:39.920 it home from the nail salon, it had one bite 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.240 taken out of it, and I was like, oh, this 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.680 is gonna go bad. So I ate the whole thing 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:45.880 in one bite, and I was like, that was the 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.400 most delicious thing I've ever eaten in my entire life. 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:51.200 And I didn't stop thinking about it for hours. So 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:52.920 I bought a giant bag of them because it was 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:54.400 the blue one, but I wanted to try the green 0:12:54.440 --> 0:13:00.199 and the yellow one as well. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.920 You propose that this is like when like a shitty 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:05.280 boyfriend is like, I got us the best thing ever 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.679 that has nothing to do with me. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:13.120 No, why was there sour airhead in your car? 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:17.079 I was at seven eleven with a friend and they 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.960 were getting stuff and I felt awkward, so I grabbed 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.079 random shit that I saw and the airheads with something 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:24.840 because I had gotten the water, and the friend was like, 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.480 oh my god, you're not gonna get snacks. Don't make 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.000 me snack alone. So then I was like, fine, I'll 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.440 get airheads. And I got those and I acted like 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.120 I liked them, so I ate one and then I 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.040 was like, this actually is gonna upset my stomach and 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.199 it's annoying. No, And then the other day I took 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:38.760 a bite out of it because I was on the 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.000 way to the nail salon and I was just like, oh, 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:42.920 I don't have gum. I need something in my mouth 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:44.000 right now, so I don't bite my head. 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:45.800 I guess something you could put in your mouth right now. 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:49.679 But no, they were please don't hit me. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:52.959 I just pant myself. 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:54.600 Oh, you're gonna have to see. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:55.599 My bro. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:57.679 When you edit. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.600 I like, actually need to say that, because that's not 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.320 the first time this has happened in these pants. I 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:05.120 really like these pants. But since I sit the way 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.480 I do, I always get my foot stuck in this 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.320 and I yank my own pants down and I just 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:10.840 pants myself on camera. 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:12.480 Kai gets to butt. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:14.720 Oh my god, I'm not kidding. Actually, if you do 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:17.680 see it, look out for my crazy tan line. I 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:20.000 have the craziest tan line on my butt because I 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:22.640 accidentally burnt the fuck out of my butt in Miami. 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:26.200 I've had to blur both your privates multiple times throughout. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:30.640 The Okay, don't say that, don't true. Also normally your 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:34.920 privates Okay, it's not my fault. My privates always fall out. 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.880 I know, I would say the sun dress in the summer. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.480 I see that shit splat on a concrete all the time. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.840 Me having to blur out your privates on very few episodes, 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.200 it's not normal. I just want to say that it's 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:48.440 not a normal working environment. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:50.640 It's not my vagina falls off. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.280 And it's not my fault. My dick and balls are 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:53.880 so huge that they fall out of the bottom of 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:55.400 my pants, not shorts, my pants. 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.520 Yeah, you guys have like really huge private parts, So 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:58.760 I guess I wasn't thinking about it. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:00.960 Like no, no, mine's normal and we're calling them no 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:01.720 no zones. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:05.120 Now, guys, not to like bring up something else that 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:05.800 has to. 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.880 Do with Okay, you could eat these. You could eat these. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.560 They're peanut and uh tree nut free. 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:15.560 Room is allergic to nuts. 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.040 He's on his Purge diet. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.120 Yeah, I can eat well. I actually I can eat 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.440 twelve things now I added potatoes. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.200 You want to try themself fucking bad because he is 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:28.480 like they, Oh, okay, chill, chill, chill, that's gonna hurt. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:32.680 That actually did hurt. Stop throw a bunch more. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:37.280 Stop. Oh no no stop stop. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.520 No, I mean I have a lot now. 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:42.280 Oh my. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:52.680 Sure, I guess I'll yeah, yell. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.120 Next time you talk about getting me a fucking gift, 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.360 get me a real gift, you fucking bitch. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:01.120 Yeah, Drew, this is all your fault and these are hard. 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:02.400 When it hit me, it hurt. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.720 My god, I'm not even after everything I do for you, 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:08.400 after everything I fucking. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:09.440 Do for you, what do you do for me? 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:10.520 I just got you. 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:16.440 Again, hundred airheads. Also, you and your teeth have no 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:20.760 business having access to this many fucking. 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.880 Airheads like it. 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:26.240 Literally he does, like mighty. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:30.000 Mighty Okay, not all I fucking do the last like 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.600 month of my life, yes, the last month of my life. Yes, 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.880 but that's not all I do. But I will say 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:41.120 I ate this sour airhead, that this our airhead. And 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.600 I literally like my body like physically went up like 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.360 three degrees, like I got like a fever, like a 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.320 media like it was crazy. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.720 Also, you eating the whole thing like because they. 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.520 Were picking that up. By the way, we planned that bit. 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:54.480 By the way, I should add that, and it's not 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:55.320 actually mean. 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:58.000 Well I didn't plan that. 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:58.360 Share. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.720 I have a gun in my ass right now and 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:07.920 it hurts so bad. But it's really small, so it 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:11.119 should be fine up there, but I'm kind of scared 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:15.440 of it traveling upwards. Has that ever happened? Has anybody 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.400 ever put something in their butt and then like it's 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:21.040 gone up, like just like keeping. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.520 Their coal in Yeah, it's like all the time you 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:27.560 get trapped in there. Yeah, that's why they always say, 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.480 like make sure the base is flared. 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:36.360 Who always says that? Like, that's not like that's why 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:39.520 they always say look both ways before crossing the street. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:41.719 That's like they don't say like that's they really do. 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.800 Be Have you guys ever tried the frozen butt plugs? 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:48.919 Have you tried that? You can make them so and 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:51.119 they just like slowly disappear inside of you. 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:53.919 What is it called, like the poop one you freeze 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:55.760 like a log turd? Oh? 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:57.200 The Alaskan pipeline. 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:08.560 Yeah, and ya, this is crazy. I know. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:11.080 I can't believe they found this. Like it's actually it's 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:13.200 kind of embarrassing. But in this clip, I do sound 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:13.600 so good. 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:17.480 You literally sound amazing. You look about thirty five in that, 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:19.639 and you what like twelve thirty? 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.080 Whoa that sounds that does sound really good. 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:26.880 I don't know, yeah, you were probably thirteen. 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:29.960 Oh my god, that was the best day ever. I 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.760 loved this day of the fuck found that, dude, Emergency 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:37.840 Intercom Crave. They posted that, and I don't like, I 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:42.080 don't know how they found it, but like, seriously, I'm 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.800 not that embarrassed because I genuinely do just sound so good. 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.159 This was like I was really trying to convince my 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:48.440 family to buy me that karaoke. 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:49.760 Yeah, you were performing. 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:52.439 Yeah, I was going to get to work. I just 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:57.359 can't sing like that anymore after vapor ry. No, I 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:58.960 literally can't or should I. 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:14.040 Why it sounds that sounded good? 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:27.680 Thank you? You sound like a dying dog. Okay, right? 0:19:27.800 --> 0:19:30.040 Why is no one talking about my core life power 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:33.159 Elite protein forty two grams of protein in it. No 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:37.359 one's commented on it. Yes, yes, I am putting on 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:38.000 the pounds. 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:40.680 Yeah, Drew is getting stronger every day. 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:45.280 This guy is like taking a picture of us. No, yeah, 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:47.240 he just took a picture of us. And I mean 0:19:47.359 --> 0:19:51.760 that serious. Got it. I'm scared. 0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:01.600 This room keeps getting more more disturbed the infinite. Jess 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.400