1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,519 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 1: firms show. I wonder how old this is? I just 3 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: pulled this out of my refrigerator. I will tell you 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: this American cheese is Oh my god, what makes it 5 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: even worse than being old and and expired? It was 6 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: out of the rappers somehow it's just been sitting on. 7 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: So let's do let's let's investigate what's going on in 8 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: each other refrigerators. I know Garrett is live from his 9 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:44,239 Speaker 1: refrigerator in a moment and scary and nath being at 10 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: the radio station. God knows that stuff is ancient. Yeah, 11 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: but you know what, you haven't been home that long 12 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: from living in Detroit, Gandhi. So you don't have stuff 13 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: that's that old, do you. Well, you would have thought 14 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: I shouldn't, But I found something that's making me upset. 15 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: All right, we'll check it all out in a second. 16 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: Before we get going, Brody has a complaint about his 17 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: foot doctor. Let's start our show off on the wrong foot. Well, 18 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: it's not my complaint, it's her complaint. Dr Broder, wonderful pediatrist. 19 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: She said she watches this video of the fifteen minute 20 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: morning show every day. But if we don't tease something 21 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: interesting in the first minute. When it runs out, she 22 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: doesn't push the continue on i g TV button. So 23 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: I feel like we have to really grab her in 24 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: the first minute. And I wonder that's the shame she's 25 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: missed out on some really kick ass show. Yes, sometimes 26 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: things happen in the middle. Yeah, we don't plan the 27 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: whole appointment. Yeah, I spent the whole appointment telling her, 28 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: like each episode, what she missed in the second half. 29 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,559 Speaker 1: I hope she's gonna stick by the next next fifteen minutes. 30 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: All right, well we just gave you a tease. We're 31 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: gonna look at expired food today, Garrett. Garrett thought he 32 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: would be unique and go to his kitchen. What is 33 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: the oldest thing in the refrigerator or freezer? All right, 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: let me check? Hold on, uh oh, here we go. 35 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: It's very close to the front. Oh yeah, it's Chinese food. 36 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: How old is it? Does that for? It definitely is 37 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: like a few days old, maybe maybe a week at best. 38 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: Don't eat it, Garrett, what are you doing? Okay, okay, Brody, 39 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: did you go to the refrigerator? Yes? I did, so. 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: You know those things you buy that sound like a 41 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: good idea and you swear you'll eat it or drink it. 42 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: So I love blueberry. I bought this can of Diet 43 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: Coke blueberry what people call it a kiberry, but yeah, 44 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: so Diet Coke blueberry sai and um. I tried the 45 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: first one when I bought it, and I swore I'll 46 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 1: give it a second chance. This one says best best 47 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: by January. So I'm pretty sure it tastes like a 48 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: quarter at this point. Yeah. So I'm not going to 49 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 1: drink it, but I can't get myself to throw it 50 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: out because I'm going to try it some day. Don't 51 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: do that. Just get rid of it. Fired. I'll give 52 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: it to Garrett. He'll drink it. Don't put it. Give 53 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: me the can. Such a cheap bass, Scottie. What did 54 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: you find in your refrigerator? Oh um, sorry, Danielle, mayonnaise. 55 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: It's extra creamy and it expired in November of two 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: thousand eighteen. But I still eat it. You put your 57 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: finger in there and eat shoot it the muelle. You're 58 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: fucking gross man, Danielle. Where's Danielle lost? Daniel Danielle, It's okay, 59 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: it's just extra Stop. Please don't do that again, you 60 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: jackass a look at this. I have Samuel Adams Summer 61 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: ale from two summers ago. Scary. What about there at 62 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: the station? What do you have? So you know what 63 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: they did a couple of clean sweeps since March, so 64 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: you know there's not a lot of food in there. 65 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: In fact, there's none. But back in Shaggy came up 66 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 1: to our morning show and way in the back of 67 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: the refrigerator and they say, liquor doesn't expire. He placed 68 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,919 Speaker 1: a We placed a bottle of Coco Yak, which is 69 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 1: Shaggy's brand of whatever. This was Konyak. It's coconut, it's 70 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: Cocoa Yak, and it's from seen and it's still cold. 71 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: I'm sure it's still good too. And also competing with 72 00:04:44,880 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: that was the expiring in Vlass Exqueezeable Home Style Relish seventeen. Welcome, 73 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. What do you have, Froggy? All right, 74 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: we bought these two summers ago. God, they do have preservatives. Okay, 75 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: do you think if I eat one it but hurt 76 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: me or no? Yes, you don't want to go into 77 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: surgery with you? Do not eat that used by August 78 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: eight of seventeen. No, they're in the fridge. Don't eat that, 79 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,480 Speaker 1: do not that's got them. They don't smell very good. 80 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 1: They're not even opening. You can smell them, which tells 81 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: you how bad it is. I don't do it. Don't 82 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 1: do it discussing. Okay, So before I left for Detroit, 83 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,840 Speaker 1: and I was gone for five months, I purchased my refrigerator. 84 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 1: But for one thing. I don't know why. I thought 85 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: my weed brownie would last me until I came home. 86 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: So I just went and took it out. I don't 87 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: know if you guys can see it all the way, 88 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:02,840 Speaker 1: it's spawning things more weed. It's a weed brownie that's 89 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: not gonna hurt you. Maybe I should hold on to 90 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 1: it to see what grows there, but not to fear, guys. 91 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: I had two frozen ones in the fris Okay, so 92 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: we're good to go. You're good frozen weed brownies. Oh 93 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 1: hango with Nate had something. But we have to hit 94 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,919 Speaker 1: a button here. I had a plan, but thank you. Sorry. 95 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: If you don't go ahead, that's the worst. Where you done? Yeah, 96 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:46,039 Speaker 1: we're done? What is this? What are you doing? You 97 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,919 Speaker 1: know I'm gonna call you in. I'm gonna call a 98 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 1: s A on you. Seriously, I'm gonna call mine one one. 99 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: Just leave Sawyer along my hand. I'm not looking, Daniel, 100 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,160 Speaker 1: what do you have? So my mom is staying with 101 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: my sister in Florida for a couple of months because 102 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 1: she had a new baby. So before she left, she's like, 103 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: I'm bringing over a lot of stuff in my refrigerator. 104 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, great. She brings this bottle of the eight 105 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: So I said to her, how long has that been 106 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: in your refrigerator? I don't know, but keep it in yours. 107 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: So now it's been in mind. No one's drinking this ship. 108 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 1: And when she comes home, she's gonna take it back 109 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: to her house. It's so ridiculous. It doesn't have an 110 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: expiration date on it. It does somewhere. I can't read it, though, 111 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: because even with my glasses on, it's too small to it. 112 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: It's full of tomatoes and they're full of acids, so 113 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: therefore it lasts forever. Ross So gross? What about you, 114 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: a Nate? What are you there? By the way, show 115 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: everyone in your hair? Can you jack it up for everyone? No? 116 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: Jack it up? Look at this, hey, floppy floppy bunny. 117 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: But I have two refrigerators here in Scotty Studio. One 118 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: is called Scotty's Pimpshack. So let me go to that 119 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 1: one real um. The oldest thing in there is a 120 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: dairy gold pat of butter that's been there for years. 121 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 1: There's not even butter chemical. You know that thing at 122 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: the back of the refrigerator. That that that little rail thing. 123 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: It wasna so there's a permitted crease in its. Try it. 124 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: There's another refrigerator over here, so I dug into the 125 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 1: back and I found a Monster energy drink. Isn't this 126 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 1: ship illegal? Now? I don't think for a heart attack 127 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: put it back. I want to tell when I come 128 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: back to the studio for Loco, if it was for Loco, 129 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: that's a different Loco, the old recipe until before they 130 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 1: modified it. Garrett, What are you doing now? I'm drinking? Yeah? 131 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: How old is that orange juice? Is it expired? No, 132 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: it's new. But I'm the only one that drinks out 133 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,880 Speaker 1: of it in this house. So I could drink out 134 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,560 Speaker 1: of the bottle. Why it's my no one else. Because 135 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 1: once you introduced saliva into a food, it changes it 136 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,840 Speaker 1: and you're not supposed to do that. That's why you 137 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 1: have to port in a glass because straw. It's okay, 138 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: because he'll still get backwashing from the straw. But it's 139 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,400 Speaker 1: my backwash. But it's Yeah, it's like, say, leave him 140 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 1: alone and let him do what he wants. Okay, it's poison. 141 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: I mean he's already diabetic. He is silly. I mean 142 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 1: he can't eat you know, uh where that stuff is gluten? Gluten? 143 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 1: What else? What else is? He got nothing left? Give 144 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:36,959 Speaker 1: this to me, give him that was fun. Oh here's 145 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: this jam? No, this was what you're doing. I say 146 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 1: this was. I don't think your camera yet we didn't 147 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,559 Speaker 1: see that. What is that? You say? This is my jam? 148 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:53,480 Speaker 1: This is purgatory pepper jelly. Oh, because I like spicy 149 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:59,560 Speaker 1: jellies and jams to put on chips. Oh expires twenty cool. 150 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 1: That's not bad refrigerator. Someone up to Elvis. What is 151 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: the difference between jelly and jam? Yeah, we could say 152 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: it here on the podcast. Don't ask were watching? We 153 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: were watching in a garden this weekend, and she actually 154 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 1: gave a real definition, not this stupid one that you 155 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: jam doesn't fart when you pull your meat out. Oh no, 156 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:27,800 Speaker 1: that's a different joke. That's a refrigerator job. All right, 157 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,439 Speaker 1: I think I found it. Hold on, bro, do you 158 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: tell us what's the difference between jelly and jam? Go? 159 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: I can't jelly my blank into your blank. That's not 160 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 1: fun exactly. You don't want to say it? Can I 161 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: say it? Need to be better if I say it, 162 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: because I don't have any other fun says it. I 163 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: can't jeb idicat her assy. Watch the difference between jam 164 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: and jelly. I can't jelly my diat your assay sirens? 165 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:05,880 Speaker 1: All right? So I found pepperoni. I found pepperoni full 166 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,800 Speaker 1: of Yeah, you can jamp that in there. Those are 167 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:17,480 Speaker 1: full of preservative. Good, you'll be fine. It's better than 168 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 1: ever flavored? Or what blue cheese? Is that blue cheese 169 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 1: flavored pepper No, we're not. We still have three minutes, 170 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: but we got three minutes over yesterday, so technically we're 171 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: all three minutes. Can I give you the behind the 172 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,560 Speaker 1: music of why I asked this question? Valve the guy 173 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: used to work for in l A. Whenever an interview 174 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 1: is like boring or just not going well, and we'd 175 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 1: always ask, so what's in your refrigerator? And he actually 176 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 1: had somebody go over to the refrigerator one time, and 177 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 1: I think it's one of the guys from Boys to 178 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,040 Speaker 1: Men or something like that. So any time the interview 179 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 1: would be going poorly, he would always say, oh, well, 180 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 1: what's in the fridge because I'm impressed. Yeah, Val hasn't 181 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 1: had a boring show since Boys the Men were out 182 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,319 Speaker 1: good for him. Would always ask a lot of shows, 183 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 1: would say, so, what's on your iPod? Yeah? Right, yeah, yeah? 184 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 1: Who's in your cassette player? Right now? We haven't played 185 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:22,720 Speaker 1: What's behind Brody today? What is that? I see some 186 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: Van Halen? Right, yeah, it's my some of my Van 187 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 1: Halen albums and CDs and Honor Vettie. I got it, 188 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 1: I got it all right. Scary do you do you 189 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,440 Speaker 1: have any like uh, severed heads in your freezer at home? 190 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:41,080 Speaker 1: I wish were probably does so when Scary one, when 191 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 1: Scary one's a little head, he just opened to the freezer. 192 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:52,079 Speaker 1: What's the oldest thing in your refrigerator? Sixteen has a 193 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: special guest um. This is Scarlett, and she smells the pepperoni. 194 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 1: So she she's beamed very friendly right now, So do 195 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 1: not give her that old crusty pepperone. I would never 196 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,199 Speaker 1: I'm not Scotty, I'm not an animal. We're about to 197 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,480 Speaker 1: do with cheers. But this smells like vanilla. What is 198 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: this vanilla? It's peanut peanut butter vodka, the one that 199 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:22,520 Speaker 1: Elvis to Uncle Johnny loves peanut butter whiskey. Peanut butter whiskey. Yeah, 200 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 1: Happy Blursday beer, my cats jail? What is that? What 201 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:43,959 Speaker 1: is that? Friend jumped in my laugh? But how was 202 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: your peanut butter whiskey? It was really good? I loved it? 203 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 1: You do like it? It was good? I mean it 204 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: was shocking. What is that peanut butter? It's nut liquor. 205 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 1: It was pretty good. I think that was that was 206 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:04,199 Speaker 1: his name in high school. I Q you all are liquor? 207 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: A sponsor? The dog? Yeah? My dogs aid on glands. 208 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 1: It's disgusting. You can express those. I think they have 209 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 1: videos on YouTube that teaches you how to do it. No, no, 210 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: it would be really bad if you don't. The Madonna 211 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:32,200 Speaker 1: video will work. Just fine, express yourself yourself. We can't 212 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: end off on that lame joke, that joke in the freezer. 213 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: Do the jam joke again? All right? Well, I guess 214 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 1: we're done, right, We're done done. I think scary pretty 215 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: much proof who we're done waiting, good Bye, bye, bye 216 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:55,680 Speaker 1: bye fifteen minute morning show