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Speaker 3: Know, Burton Ernie.

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Speaker 4: It looks like every time you cover your it looks

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Speaker 3: AKA Snuffy's dick. It's Snuffy's dick. I can't, I.

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, I'm a Shoboto.

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Speaker 4: And I'm Jordan Carlos and welcome to Adulting from w

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Speaker 4: n y C Studio yohy.

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Speaker 1: On this episode, we hear from three really amazing people.

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Speaker 6: The Father, the Holy Ghost kidding a port On, Charlott

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Speaker 6: Gina Rossero Bristle kicking a game.

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Speaker 1: So stay tuned. I love that sadass Air Horny.

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Speaker 3: Fucking how's you going? Are good to see you than

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Speaker 3: you guys?

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Speaker 7: Listen?

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Speaker 1: Good my dictions, Michelle Jordan.

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Speaker 3: I'm so many people here.

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Speaker 1: I could feel the love in the room. I feel

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Speaker 1: like a size thirteen good man, God please give it

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Speaker 1: up for DJ Ton willerver Well. Tom got his hair

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Speaker 1: out tonight. Who was at a hat on, But you

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Speaker 1: must have done the leaving conditioner.

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Speaker 6: Today.

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Speaker 3: I had an outfit change. I brought my hat. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: good for you. You have a boyish had a hair done.

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Speaker 3: You look good man. Thanks, I'm trying to be like

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Speaker 3: you man. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm okay.

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Speaker 4: I went to the I went to my family reunion,

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Speaker 4: which is really cool. That was in New Orleans. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: which is really fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. The minute you say family reunion, New Orleans,

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Speaker 1: I just hear two hops, two hops.

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Speaker 4: Yes, there was a lot of chatcha slide, right, I

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Speaker 4: mean it was put on. The Chutcha slide is put on,

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Speaker 4: believe it or not. My my family is very uptight and.

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Speaker 3: Uh we did not chas I am.

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Speaker 4: I'm relaxed with my body and kind of the more

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Speaker 3: They're like Jordan's so you know, eccentric.

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Speaker 4: No, our family union it was crashed by another family.

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Speaker 4: It was just another black family that was like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: we can get up in here. This's cool and like

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Speaker 4: we were that that song that the chutch I'm wrong emphasis,

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Speaker 4: I'm like chutcha slide, Cha cha.

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Speaker 3: Slide came on one time.

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Speaker 4: No hot, two towns, no hot, you know, so like

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Speaker 4: then these people were doing it perfectly, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: Those aren't any couzies of mine.

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Speaker 4: And it was this family from another room that had

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Speaker 4: And and yeah, they told us they were just another

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Speaker 4: like violate. They're like, you gotta go now, now you

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Speaker 3: I think it was. It was multiple as cups. My

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Speaker 7: I mean.

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Speaker 4: The thing about family re unions they're just assplinchers for

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Speaker 4: me is like everybody's like in my family, we have

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Speaker 4: to like, look, does this happen at your family union?

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Speaker 4: Like everybody has like keeping up appearances. Everybody has to

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Speaker 3: You're working on? What you're doing?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: How many movies you got out? Right?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I remember I said this to

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Speaker 4: and he was like, well, you gotta be on four.

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Speaker 3: Really, Come the fuck on, man, it's tough.

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Speaker 1: You know that ship?

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Speaker 3: You love that ship?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what the are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You paying it? I'll support what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: That's definitely not the tone in my family.

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Speaker 4: But although there was one roast by yours truly where

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Speaker 3: On the Duval side of the family, he got a little.

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Speaker 4: Sassy and he goes, he goes, I see some I

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Speaker 4: was like, well, drisk, well at least I have all

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Speaker 1: Yea, Look what can I say? What can I say?

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Speaker 4: My god?

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Speaker 1: But what I love is that you know he's so

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Speaker 1: him and Joan sow him and you wouldn't think that

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Speaker 1: he has a temper, but something like he's like all

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Speaker 1: about justice and when that's like, my favorite is when

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Speaker 1: you make a very nice person angry.

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Speaker 3: Are we doing this?

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Speaker 1: We're doing this?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: All right, we're doing it quickly, but we're doing Yes.

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Speaker 3: We're doing this okay.

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Speaker 4: So if you've listened to the podcast before, I've really

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Speaker 4: become a New Yorker. Not only did I get my

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Speaker 4: phone fell on the subway tracks went and got that ship.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, stop that ship on my own.

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Speaker 4: I also I also, I'm I have a car in

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Speaker 4: So I'm driving along one night and on the BIKII

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Speaker 4: and this like tow truck guy smashes into my side

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Speaker 3: Him, and I was like, pull over right and over

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Speaker 4: So we pull over and then he's like fuck you,

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Speaker 4: and then he takes off.

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Speaker 3: He takes off.

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Speaker 4: In my other life, I am Ryan Gosling from Drive

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Speaker 1: But if people don't know the big queue. It's a fucking.

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Speaker 3: Highway right, the Brooklyn Queens Expressway.

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Speaker 4: A lot of you are asleep as your uber driver

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Speaker 3: We're like, this's got four point nine sauce. Fucking I'm

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 4: Right. So I'm right there under the Brooklyn Promenade, under

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Speaker 4: the cut as we call it, right, and I've got

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm driving movie style. I call nine to

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh shit, I forgot I'm black.

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Speaker 3: Forget it. I was like, swear to God, Swear to God,

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Speaker 9: I was like, pull over, he pulls over.

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Speaker 4: He finally pulls over, and I'm like, I'm like, oh god, what.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. He's a tow truck guy.

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Speaker 3: Look at me.

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Speaker 4: I get in Hailer's when I'm scared, right, I'm like

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Speaker 4: jumps down. It's Danny Dipto and I was like, I

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Speaker 3: And I was like, look what you did to the

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Speaker 4: And he's like he took up the mirror and he's like,

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Speaker 4: then I showed on the black.

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Speaker 3: Fucking mark going down his truck. I was like, look

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Speaker 4: And then when he said that was the one thing

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Speaker 4: all I wanted, all I fucking wanted in New York City,

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Speaker 4: goes I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: Yes, give it up for thank you.

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Speaker 1: I love what New York has done to you. Let's

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Speaker 1: get our guest out.

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Speaker 3: Let's get him out for.

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Speaker 4: Very exciting stuff, our first guest. Yes, you guys are

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Speaker 4: so lucky. You are so lucky. You have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing, Twitter is amazing.

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Speaker 3: Jack Horseman, Jack Horseman.

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Speaker 4: She has her own half hour special on Comedy Central

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Speaker 4: as well. She is a regular on Corporate on Comedy Central. Yes,

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Speaker 4: please just give it up for a partner. Yes, yes, yes, more, yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: go that way. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 9: The podcast audience. I'm wearing a romper or a jumpsuit,

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Speaker 1: I get an exercise bigger, just so I don't have

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Speaker 1: love this on you. It's a good look.

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Speaker 9: I feel like sometimes your butt needs a snack.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you okay, Jordan?

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Speaker 4: I just I'm just thinking about the image, just replaying

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Speaker 1: I know I tell the story all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a couple of stories.

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Speaker 9: We have at least two stories.

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Speaker 1: We have at least two stories. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: how long ago it was saw you at the Delta.

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Speaker 9: It was April eleven, two thousand and fourteen.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was like someone keeps a journal.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 9: I took a screenwriting class. I took one class and

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Speaker 9: they told me to be specific about what like if

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Speaker 9: you're telling a story. If you give details, the audience

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Speaker 9: will be like, Okay, this person was there, got it?

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Speaker 1: April twelve, twenty fourteen eleven. Sorry, I'd be a terrible witness.

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Speaker 1: I saw you in the airport. Yeah, I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to the Delta lounge because that's what a bitch does.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, which was that I didn't even know there were

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Speaker 9: clubs in the airport at that point. I just remember

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Speaker 9: your plus one one. Yeah, and all I was so

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Speaker 9: was like, you, you gotta not be impressed by hard

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Speaker 3: It's about a mouse is doing stand up comedy?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they already has a name, right, I know.

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Speaker 3: Wait, is your book a collection of essays? Is it?

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Speaker 9: Essays?

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Speaker 3: Why are you met?

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Speaker 9: But but then, but then reviewers are going to be like,

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Speaker 2: Like what scares you in life?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Everything are you? Yes, I'm a nerve.

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Speaker 9: I'm an anxious person and everything makes I wake up

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Speaker 9: I like to change it up? Different is different day,

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Speaker 1: Got it? How is dating for you?

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Speaker 9: It's done, It's done, It's done for now. It's done

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Speaker 9: Yeah, he had a lot of furniture from grandparents, and

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Speaker 1: What's the hardest thing about living with someone that you

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Speaker 9: I think sometimes you are having a conversation and then

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Speaker 1: Have you slammed doors yet?

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Speaker 9: I have not slammed doors, but I have aggressively plumped

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Speaker 3: Chop right in the middle.

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Speaker 1: When my husband and I first moved in with each other,

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Speaker 9: I know.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you just want to leave.

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Speaker 2: And then you're like, what time is it?

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Speaker 1: Oh, can't leave?

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Speaker 8: I know.

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Speaker 9: I think you gotta make this is this is probably

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And in closing, what do you want

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Speaker 1: to do for yourself this year?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 9: Probably actually tell someone and I'm mad at them?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love that. Yeah, and that I think

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Speaker 1: if you ever told me that you were mad at me,

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but I feel like what happens in New York

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Speaker 9: of taking that back to the original perp.

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Speaker 1: Fair enough apart everything.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome, it's awesome. Wow, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 10: To adult Now.

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Speaker 4: You and the audience asked us some adulting questions which

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Speaker 4: are on these pieces of paper, and we're going to

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Speaker 4: answer them. Write about now, all right, how do you

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Speaker 4: navigate corporate spaces that uphold racist systems while maintaining your

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Speaker 4: convictions and paying your fucking bills?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: How do you do it? How do you do it?

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Speaker 1: Did Al Sharpton come to this show?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Dray McKesson is here. Okay, oh shit.

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Speaker 4: I would say that, uh, you know, ride the little

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Speaker 4: pony as far as you can, learn as much as

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Speaker 4: you can from that corporation. But obviously every job you

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Speaker 4: have is not a life sentence. You don't have to

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Speaker 4: prove anything. Make your own, make your own culture, make

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Speaker 4: it yours, set the tone. That's what That's what was

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Speaker 4: done in the office that you're in. You can either

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Speaker 4: make theirs. Okay, I'm dropping the mic now, all right,

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Speaker 4: that's what I would do.

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Speaker 1: Someone got a spiritual particle at the end of that rainbow.

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Speaker 3: I had my CBD today, I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, when is it too old to drink?

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Speaker 1: Long Islands?

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Speaker 3: I love this range of questions.

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Speaker 1: That's we got amazing now. I mean I've I First

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Speaker 1: of all, Long Island's are fing disgusting. So that's whoa

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Speaker 1: whoa whoa Like Clontro. It's very polarizing.

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Speaker 3: People are like into it, who's into it? Who likes

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Speaker 3: Song Islands?

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Speaker 4: This lady raised her fucking hands, no witness testifying, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what I love Margarita's. I love

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Speaker 1: a Cadillac market with a little like Grandmainee on top.

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Speaker 1: But you know, when I turned like thirty something, I

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Speaker 1: I was everybody'd be like you okay, and I'd just

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Speaker 1: was too old.

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Speaker 4: I am never prepared to go back to work on Monday.

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Speaker 4: What are some good excuses?

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Speaker 1: Your rent, bitch, your rent, your kids.

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Speaker 4: Break in, break in, someone broke into your apartment. Oh

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Speaker 4: oh no, I'll do the breaking.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, is it an excuse not to go to work?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, excuse not to go to work?

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Speaker 1: Oh your period? All right, let's paar our next guest out.

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Speaker 3: Yes, our next guest. Very excited, very excited. She's a trailblazer. Yes,

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Speaker 3: in her own right.

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Speaker 4: She's August twenty nineteen's playmate and Playboy and she's the

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Speaker 1: So get your life, please, cheating you up?

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Speaker 7: Sarah?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes.

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Speaker 1: Prop talk yes right there.

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Speaker 3: First of all mons talking. Congratulations, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: As I said, you gave me an excuse to buy Playboy.

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Speaker 2: Bye Playboy y'all? Yeah, yes, you like the Obama Playboy.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing it all.

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Speaker 8: I think we were having a conversation because when when

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Speaker 2: Yes, so many follow up questions.

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Speaker 1: What was it like for you as a child, How

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Speaker 1: did you know? Did you have a dream? We were

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Speaker 1: just like like what what? What?

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Speaker 2: Let me say.

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Speaker 8: I remember wearing a lot of like T shirt on

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Speaker 8: my hair and I would feel like that was.

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Speaker 2: My hair, and I think my mom finally asked me,

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Speaker 2: It's like, what deal, sa, Mom? This is my hair.

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Speaker 2: I'm a girl. So I came out through my hair

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Speaker 2: to my mom.

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Speaker 1: Yes, my mom was.

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Speaker 8: I think because I grew up in the Philippines, where

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Speaker 8: which is like, I mean, Philippines is a very conservative

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Speaker 8: Catholic country, right, thank you say thank you, colonial lamb colonization.

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Speaker 2: The only country in the world where you can't get divorce.

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Speaker 8: What however, you go on Sunday, right, you go to

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Speaker 8: That's how I grew up. So yeah, it's a walking contradiction.

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Speaker 8: And then when I was fifteen, I was watching one

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Speaker 1: Yes that's a good name.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: She saw something in me floating around and she asked

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Speaker 8: Of course you join a trans pageant, right, And that

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Speaker 8: basin swimsuit and best in long gown? Yeah, and I

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Speaker 8: She just loved me, and like I mean, we would

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Speaker 8: My mom, like why did you guys like accepted me

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Speaker 8: when you were young, every time we would take away

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Speaker 8: we would be interrupted watching telenovella.

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Speaker 1: So what is dating like for you?

454
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Speaker 2: I'm I'm so lucky. I've been with my partner for

455
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Speaker 2: ten years. Yeah, oh that's amazing.

456
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Speaker 8: We celebrated, you know, did amazing mushroom for ten years

457
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Speaker 8: and had a great time.

458
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Speaker 2: What was that you did, trooms?

459
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: Did you get like a cloud for seven hours?

460
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,239
Speaker 2: I was crying and it was colorful. And it was

461
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,719
Speaker 2: crying colorful for six hours.

462
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 4: So this is also a part of your TED talk.

463
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 4: You have to like making people watch it. Why aren't

464
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 4: you guys writing this down? But that you passed? You

465
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 4: passed for a sis woman for a while, right, So

466
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Speaker 4: what was it like when at that time?

467
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Speaker 3: Was there a lot of anxiety?

468
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Speaker 8: So I moved to New York City to tell some

469
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Speaker 8: five to start modeling. But this is two thousand five,

470
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Speaker 8: very different time. So I made the decision to not

471
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Speaker 8: share my model agent that I'm trans and yes I

472
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Speaker 8: recognized the privilege and to pass.

473
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Speaker 2: But you could just imagine.

474
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Speaker 8: That every time I would go to a casting to

475
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Speaker 8: an addition, I would always feel paranoid that somebody might

476
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Speaker 8: say something. I think it got to the point for

477
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Speaker 8: me that I remember doing a lip gloss commercial for

478
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Speaker 8: a cosmetic company and it was so big rights and

479
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Speaker 8: as a model that should have been like, oh, I

480
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 8: made it, I did it. I remember when that commercial

481
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 8: came out. I was so afraid at home, paranoid that like, oh,

482
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 8: the next day there's going to be a page six

483
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Speaker 8: news about Gina.

484
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Speaker 2: Right.

485
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Speaker 8: I had ezema for a year, like the doctor even

486
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 8: thought that I had skabies, and I just had a breakdown.

487
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 8: I said, I just need to honor this eczema, you know,

488
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 8: and I honored the exema that I wanted to come

489
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Speaker 8: out and tell my story in a ted talk.

490
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Speaker 3: So that's how you came out.

491
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Speaker 8: That's how I came out because the ex was so

492
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 8: much on my body.

493
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Speaker 11: You know.

494
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: Even just to say I want to be a model

495
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: and actually be a model is it's It's crazy, it's amazing.

496
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: You are a fucking unicorn.

497
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: Yes I am.

498
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: So why do you offer yourself the most adults? Do

499
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: you want to do this? Yere plant alive? What do

500
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: you want to do?

501
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm producing?

502
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 8: So I'm like, there's so many I was selling journal earlier,

503
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 8: like if I ain't bitching, I am pitching.

504
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: So I mean just so many ideas.

505
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Speaker 8: I mean, I grew up in this small little alley

506
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,919
Speaker 8: in the Philippines, and here I am with y'all talking

507
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 8: about this.

508
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like, I'm one lucky bitch.

509
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 8: So I mean, like, I wake up so full of

510
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 8: gratitude to just do whatever I want.

511
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Speaker 1: Gratitude is that expensive?

512
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank.

513
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 3: You so much.

514
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 4: One more time, guys, here with Sorrow's Amazing.

515
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Speaker 5: Read.

516
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Speaker 3: I love the show because it goes places.

517
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 4: It might be like one second we're like, the next.

518
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: This is a bomb ass bitch. I love her so much.

519
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: If you don't know her, you will, you must know her.

520
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: She got a very fucking dope podcast Call to Read.

521
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Speaker 2: Yes by b b b b b b blah blah Bye.

522
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Speaker 7: I know you're so.

523
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Speaker 3: Laia rio ba. I think I think we have crystal fancy.

524
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Speaker 10: I don't.

525
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Speaker 1: I love that you got a little something in your

526
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: hammer always do.

527
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 6: It's a magnet for anything, you know, it's fuzzy.

528
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: I feel like you really know how to engage with

529
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: people online.

530
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I do know how to do that. I

531
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 6: might be a little bit too good at that, you know,

532
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 6: me and my therapist think I should probably you know,

533
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 6: do that less, but I am. I am really good

534
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 6: at that.

535
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 7: Yes, right?

536
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Speaker 1: Do you ever fear that people are like mad at

537
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 1: you and like want to come for you and like

538
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: have like a spar with you in person.

539
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, of course not. I thought you was

540
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 6: gonna say on the internet, which like, yes, girl, that

541
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 6: is the internet. But no, nobody ever has the energy

542
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 6: In real life. People are just like honestly, they get

543
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 6: kind of emotional. I've had a few people cry. It's

544
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 6: like all these sad ass stories and I'm like, Okay,

545
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 6: thank you. Your tears are still making me uncomfortable, but

546
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 6: I appreciate you so much. I am a hugger and

547
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 6: I'm a crier.

548
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 3: No, I am neither of those. I'm a double burgo.

549
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 6: Hey, we don't do that.

550
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 3: We do not do that.

551
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 6: Like I hug you know, you know people I know,

552
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 6: but I'm not fitna hug no stranger. No. I used

553
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 6: to hug everybody when we did meet and greets at

554
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 6: our show, and after every show, I got sick. And

555
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 6: when I stopped hugging people and I stopped sharing blunts,

556
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 6: I stopped getting cold.

557
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,719
Speaker 3: I do not share blunts.

558
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 6: No, I will roll you one.

559
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Speaker 1: I'm general.

560
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 6: I bring my whole way back with me when I

561
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 6: go places. I will roll a joint for everybody else.

562
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Speaker 1: I wish I wish I could do well?

563
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you not?

564
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: No, I don't.

565
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 6: I'm a drinker. Okay, well you know I'm pretty good

566
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 6: that too. But what happens when you guys get high?

567
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 3: What happens when I get well?

568
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 6: Day slows way down. It's my riddling. I'm able to focus.

569
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 6: It's like I get high and then I'm able to

570
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 6: go out into the world. I get things done. I'm multitask.

571
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 6: I know a lot of people have the exact opposite effect.

572
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 6: For me. It really is like medicinal.

573
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 4: I would say, I get pretty badass when I get high.

574
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 4: I I'm like, honey, I think it's time to get

575
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 4: up to the devil's business. You know what I'm saying, Like,

576
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 4: I definitely it's gonna be a good night.

577
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 3: I'm talking about fucking I cannot. What do you do

578
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 3: you like to smoke on the rags? Like every every morning?

579
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 3: Or what do you what do you like to do?

580
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 6: Well, it doesn't have to be smoke, but I do

581
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 6: consume marijuana in some form of another pretty much every day.

582
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Speaker 4: We haven't seen each other in about two years. You

583
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 4: seem so chill, yeah right now? Yeah, well no, you

584
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 4: were still I mean you were.

585
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 3: Still when we were drinking a lot. Yeah, yeah, yah,

586
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 3: we did. We would get smashed. Yeah, and then like.

587
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 6: Because we were working at MTV at eleven thirty pm

588
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 6: and on Friday night. Yeah, so it was like, of

589
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 6: course we're going to get drunk so we can do

590
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 6: this fucking show.

591
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 10: So, you know, and.

592
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 3: Arguing with Charlemagne.

593
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 6: The guys like, my job is thet is to be

594
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 6: the person with some common sense on the show. Literally

595
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 6: when they hired me, they were like, we need someone

596
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 6: to combat the dumb shit that Charlamagne says.

597
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Speaker 3: And I was like, I will do that. Yeah, I

598
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 3: will do that for you.

599
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 4: Bagh yeah yeah yeah you went. Y'all went hard and

600
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 4: like you like back and forth and I'd be like,

601
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 4: can I see something now? Y'all be like, oh what a.

602
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 6: Time that show?

603
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: Your family? Is your family really good at arguing and

604
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: like just like having sharp opinions and sharp Yeah.

605
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 6: I was raised to be able to debate my point

606
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 6: to the bitter end, and to also not get into

607
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 6: debates or arguments unless I was one hundred certain that

608
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 6: I was correct, So thank you see another one who

609
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 6: gets me. So when I do bother to argue like

610
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 6: with Charlemagne, for money on TV.

611
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: It's because I know.

612
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 6: For certain but whatever dumb shit he just said is incorrect. Yeah,

613
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 6: and I can outsmart him on this, like I can

614
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 6: out logic you on this. At the bare minimum. I

615
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 6: don't argue unless I know I'm right, all right? Yeah,

616
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 6: why does that work relationships?

617
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 5: Uh?

618
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 6: Well, I'm always right, I really am. It's very frustrating

619
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 6: for the people I date because I am literally like,

620
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 6: I am very self aware. If I fuck up, I

621
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 6: know it. You don't have to like beg for an

622
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 6: apology out of me, because I feel so guilty as

623
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 6: soon as I realized I was wrong that I'm like

624
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 6: falling all over myself to apologize.

625
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: But that's so rare.

626
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 6: I'm really almost always right, So you know, they just

627
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 6: kind of have to get if you are not good

628
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 6: at being like, damn, babe, you're right, it's not gonna

629
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 6: work between.

630
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 3: You and you were you? I mean, how did you

631
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: grow up?

632
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 4: Did you were your parents' lawyers or the date debaters?

633
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: Like what was going on?

634
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 6: That's interesting because my father he actually double majored in

635
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 6: chemistry and physics and then went to law school. So

636
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 6: like every you know, every way that you can be

637
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 6: a nerd and then my mother got a master's degree

638
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 6: in speech pathology. Right, so it was like words and

639
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 6: arguing and logic and like very much that type of household.

640
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 6: Where did you grow up in Oklahoma? Tulsa, Oklahama? Oh no, girl,

641
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 6: I would have never done that, and I will never

642
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 6: do that to my children.

643
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, did you have a tornado hideout?

644
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 3: Listen?

645
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 6: Tornadoes are fun?

646
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 10: I know.

647
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 6: I grew up in Texas to Mogan looked like tornadoes

648
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 6: are so destructive.

649
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 4: They are they are they are they They do a

650
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 4: lot of damage.

651
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 6: But yet the weather, like right before it tornado, it's

652
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 6: usually like very chill and very nice. We're like outside,

653
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 6: people are taking big sniffs, like tornado coming. We're like,

654
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 6: you're right, rights, you can smell it, you can feel

655
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 6: the change in air pressure. Everybody in Oklahoma has a

656
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 6: degree of meteorology. You have to, because the weather there

657
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 6: is fucking insane. I'm just gonna shift, Okay, I'm just

658
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 6: gonna all the ways shift.

659
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

660
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: So many people, especially comedians and actors that I know there,

661
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: their happiness lives in the amount of likes they have,

662
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh and and all the sweet comments they get. Yeah,

663
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: how is that is?

664
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 6: It like that for you and if not, how do

665
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 6: you differentiate like my real Instagram? Well, I learned that

666
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 6: from Beyonce. Actually, like so many things, be like Beyonce

667
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 6: and separate your private real life from whatever the fuck

668
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 6: bullshit you are for money.

669
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: She doesn't even need to like fucking put like a caption.

670
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 6: She's just like I mean, oh, she doesn't even do

671
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 6: interviews anymore, that bit, she does not even talk to us.

672
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: All right, answer a question for adulting? What's the question?

673
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 10: All right?

674
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 6: How soon is too soon to think someone is the one?

675
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 5: Oh?

676
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 3: My god?

677
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: Too soon?

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Speaker 6: I would say, like like three or four days, I

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Speaker 6: mean to commit to be like I'm going to marry

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Speaker 6: this person. I would say anything sooner than six months

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Speaker 6: is too soon.

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Speaker 3: You can have that feel, you know that we're feeling that.

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Speaker 1: It's like this is the Yeah, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: still want to talk to him, and that's amazing.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I mean you have to.

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Speaker 6: You have to just to who you are as as

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Speaker 6: an individual human being. Like for me, if I still

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Speaker 6: want to talk to you at all, like past meeting you,

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Speaker 6: then we have something going on. We've already made a

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Speaker 6: magical connection because I am I am attracted to like

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Speaker 6: almost no one.

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Speaker 1: So next question, how do.

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Speaker 6: You tell your boss they're racist?

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Speaker 10: Wow?

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Speaker 1: This is fucked Kelly and Conway wrote that.

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Speaker 3: I think you flip over the desk and you're like,

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Speaker 3: you're a fucking racist. And then you're like, have you

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Speaker 3: ever had to tell.

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Speaker 1: Your boss that they're racist?

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Speaker 6: I've had a reason to, but have I done it?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 6: Like there was one time I was at like a

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Speaker 6: big lunch with all these members of our board and

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Speaker 6: I'm the only woman, and I'm the only person who

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Speaker 6: is not white, so it's automatically uncomfortable. This is in Oklahoma.

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Speaker 6: I'm working for an oil and gas company, so these

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Speaker 6: men are all very rich. No thank you girl. And

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Speaker 6: this was right after President Obama was elected, so you know,

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Speaker 6: I'm flying high in the office. I'm coming next night,

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Speaker 6: and like we've eaten and we've done all the business

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Speaker 6: or whatever, and they're just having casual conversation and I

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Speaker 6: hear one of them say, what are we gonna do

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Speaker 6: about this boy that they've put in the White House?

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Speaker 6: And I said, oh fuck, I have a decision to

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Speaker 6: make right now, Like I can either do what I

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Speaker 6: feel I should do, or I can keep my job

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Speaker 6: and I chose to keep my job, but.

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Speaker 4: I just I would I would like, if you're worried

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Speaker 4: about your job, I would do it the HR way

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Speaker 4: and be like, excuse me, no, no, listen to me.

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Speaker 3: God damn, you could try.

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Speaker 5: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: I'm seeing in.

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Speaker 4: Hr WA where you're just like, those were some really

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Speaker 4: racially charged statements. You meant, there were some real racial overtones,

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Speaker 4: you know, where they had come so close to saying racist,

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Speaker 4: but they're just like they like.

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Speaker 3: Just fucking say it, and they just won't say it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what you.

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Speaker 3: Say to HR and then you quit.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know.

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Speaker 6: I went to HR about this. The HR lady was

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Speaker 6: very well aware of this, but within the laws of

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Speaker 6: the state, there was only so much she could do

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Speaker 6: which did not So what I did was starting anytime

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Speaker 6: we had a meeting and they would go into executive

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Speaker 6: session where they would kick me out and be racist,

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Speaker 6: I would turn on the voice memos on my iPhone

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Speaker 6: and just leave it in my purse.

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Speaker 1: In every audition. Yes, when I saw that, I was like,

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Speaker 1: Tiffany gets it.

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Speaker 6: So I was recording all that fucked up racist conversations

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Speaker 6: and I ended up sending all that into the State's

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Speaker 6: ethics much.

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Speaker 10: All this shit yeah, hopefully.

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Speaker 3: Amazing, Boot, thank you.

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Speaker 1: This was fun, fun, fun, just plain old size twelve fun.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Let's see who do we have?

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Speaker 4: We had a Parna yes, yeah, Sarah Yes, Chrystal West

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Speaker 4: as well go by on the ones and twos.

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Speaker 1: And threes and puns.

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Speaker 4: Our theme music was by Isaac Jones, with additional music

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Speaker 4: miss our next step?

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Speaker 3: Michelle, do you have any words of yeah?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 2: A good fucking from you A