WEBVTT - Ep 249: 2021 Recap

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what decision we're about to make A horrible decisions. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to another episode of Horrible the Yawn. We have

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<v Speaker 1>holidays with their families or alone. We definitely want to

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<v Speaker 1>going to share our favorite moments of stay tuned first episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have thought me, wheezy chose a white woman

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<v Speaker 1>for the episodes that I loved this much this year? However,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not Sophia. I'm sure that was your guest. It

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<v Speaker 1>was actually Lisa Anne. I totally forgot we had her

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<v Speaker 1>on and she's fucking gendary seasoned in the game and

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<v Speaker 1>said so many things about broke men and their dick

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<v Speaker 1>that I can relate. Check it out. Wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>spurs and saying you for ten days, that's why they

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<v Speaker 1>say you're ovulating for seven to ten days, really swimming

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<v Speaker 1>around there, swimming around there, trying to get in. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you ever feel it swimming side of you? I have

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<v Speaker 1>no you lie. That's what I was just gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in my eye because when you get come

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<v Speaker 1>in the eye, you visualize these little sperms that you

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<v Speaker 1>saw in movies, like how they explained the sperm, and

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<v Speaker 1>you visualize it thinking that your eyes an egg. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's your you, and you know here's you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>use milk. So you go into your your rent yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>You put milk in your eye. The lactic the lactic

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<v Speaker 1>acid in the milk calms down the sperm and make

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<v Speaker 1>sure eyes you can drive home from set, because the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking come is like making your eye on fire. And

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<v Speaker 1>then you're picturing the sperm and it is true the

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<v Speaker 1>egg thing you do. Wait, you feel it in your eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm swimming around. That's the visual your heads tricking. You

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<v Speaker 1>mean to get it burns, but it's like a motherfucker

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<v Speaker 1>when you squint them and you can get the light pollution,

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<v Speaker 1>you can see that that looks like firm you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You're telling you you're doing a little stars when you

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<v Speaker 1>look up into a light. Bitch. The real question I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know is is it two percent hole or almond? Well, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're at a location house. You've got com in

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<v Speaker 1>the eye. You're using anything they got in the fridge. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>anything they got in the fridge, what a call them?

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<v Speaker 1>That down that water milk his elactic acid. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's unbelievable. Just put in a cup, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>flush on your eye. I feel like if anyone on

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<v Speaker 1>this tip lashes big enough that it held some of

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<v Speaker 1>the load, like you're like holding on You're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>pull the lashes off and get that that out. I

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<v Speaker 1>like bout cockey. It's like my favorite, which is hilarious

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<v Speaker 1>because whenever they get come in there, I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so bad for you, and they don't move.

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<v Speaker 1>There's such good girls. They just sit there way for more, right,

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<v Speaker 1>They just they know you see it's happening. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>bless her heart. I've been doing a lot. You'd be

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<v Speaker 1>so proud watching like you're actually doing. No, we do

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<v Speaker 1>a thing like between our rounds now. He pulls out

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<v Speaker 1>and he likes to come on my face and then

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<v Speaker 1>he goes back and puts it in, so he's sucking

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<v Speaker 1>me while there's that's just called that's like is that

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<v Speaker 1>just a facial is like like a round of men

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<v Speaker 1>goes round and no, no, no no, BUCOCKI is like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to make the rules here. I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>it's seven or more, it's a group. If it's four

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<v Speaker 1>or less, it's not a gang bang, it's group scene. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the argument we said many said she feels

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<v Speaker 1>like her max could be three. Three would be my max.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't cater to three. But if one's down and

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<v Speaker 1>having a weak moment, you don't have another one to

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<v Speaker 1>step in. That's the beauty of multiple participant. But I

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<v Speaker 1>have two more. Yeah, but yeah, but well they're both busy.

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<v Speaker 1>You either got your hands, your mouth, your asked your vagina. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so what what was what is your have you done DP?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean with a toy start start well, so I

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<v Speaker 1>was just saying so I was just like if I wanted, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you and we'll get into blocks excellence

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. This is the flow that I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like this, don't Lisa, don't tell me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I like Mandy and I we have an outline first.

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<v Speaker 1>We always got these argue about the outline because sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>we flow, sometimes it's outline. I like a mix of both.

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<v Speaker 1>Mandy Mandy is cooking her phone is because she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to get on the next segment. Can you skip? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, because I watch the whole thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>just Lisa, don't don't let for me. This is Moe.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna do I like an outline. I'm a Libra. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's a control But I only say that because

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<v Speaker 1>apparently I was born in October. But I don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>in science or the moons and stores. The full moon

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<v Speaker 1>last night, by chance, it was beautiful, Libra. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't look like a scale to me. The shape didn't change.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It was the full moon that pushed the

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<v Speaker 1>container truck that had been stuck in the canal for

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<v Speaker 1>multiple days. It was the full moon the current from

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<v Speaker 1>the water that was able to free that cap size.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just hitting it for so long, trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>it out. When it came out Neday, that was wild.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's in the rundown. Man's sex like sexllence is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get us into even ahead. But wait, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to finish the goddamn gang bang. So d P are

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<v Speaker 1>you willing to do it? So here's the thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>will do it with two participants. The thing is, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a size queen, and so I feel like if I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do a game bang that I actually enjoyed,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the dicks would have to be small. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm true, I'm telling you how my orfices work. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>you can push the limits on those. I'll push it

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<v Speaker 1>with my man already. But I'm telling you, if he

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<v Speaker 1>is in my vagina, the size that have to go

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<v Speaker 1>on my dick for me to be So we do

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<v Speaker 1>it with my toys already now. So that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>know kind of when it gets to a point where

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<v Speaker 1>okay it hurts, it's you use a butt plug to

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<v Speaker 1>open up before you got a little bit dazzling one. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll be walking around like I'll be trying to

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<v Speaker 1>show my little No, it's not. I'm not that wealthy yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. And my god damn Buddha hole. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's the thing. And this is not

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<v Speaker 1>to shame it is. I mean, I guess we do

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<v Speaker 1>it all the time. I don't really get wet two

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<v Speaker 1>small looking dicks. They're not even that cute looking to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just a message to everyone out there that

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<v Speaker 1>feels that their dick is not too small. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>shaming you. We really want you to have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of miraculous sex. So we have a different gauge of small.

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<v Speaker 1>You're small is just fine, really small. My advice is this,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking go to school and become a plastic surgeon. You

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<v Speaker 1>will still get a hot fucking bitch even with that

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<v Speaker 1>little dick if you do plastic surgeon, right, that's they are.

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<v Speaker 1>But my sugar daddy a small dick. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>like I really couldn't even I didn't even feel not.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I didn't feel like I didn't give a

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if my nigga's and sponsors was paying me,

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<v Speaker 1>if they dick was little. I even said, oh I

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<v Speaker 1>don't suck dick. I couldn't do it. I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do it, Like maybe the money wasn't enough

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I even was like it was only so

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<v Speaker 1>full every time looked at my floor ceiling windows and

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<v Speaker 1>your closets and your planes. Oh my god, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I gave a fuck. So that's my advice to

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<v Speaker 1>you all out there. If you're fits in your hand

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<v Speaker 1>with no extra then just sucking study. Maybe you need

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<v Speaker 1>to learn the crypto steady heart, just get it because

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<v Speaker 1>you're not out there slinging that dick with no job,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm some girl, take it, okay, small. Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>why a lot of big dick dudes and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of good sex. It's like broke dick because I always

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<v Speaker 1>talk about how good broke dick is. It's the best.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I need a guy that has a big

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<v Speaker 1>dick that also has a job, by telling like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know I have a job, you show me getting

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<v Speaker 1>funked all the time. I know, but I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>really need to do nothing else. No, And you're also

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<v Speaker 1>surprised when they're not assholes. You like, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>could be a kind of an asshole with that dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys have been pretty kind, but I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>because they know they can funk whoever they want, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're always very patient with sex. Do you ever notice that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because they hurt girls and so they're very A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of them also to a lot of the big dick

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<v Speaker 1>niggas don't really stroke that well because they have put

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<v Speaker 1>so many women in pain, which is I'm gonna let

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<v Speaker 1>y'all know now for the little dick niggas, A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends like little dicks because they don't like pain.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a size pain queen. I guess I like paint.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to feel like full and stretched a little.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to feel like a baby could slat right

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<v Speaker 1>out after you, Okay, Like damn, this just like the

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<v Speaker 1>size of the baby's when they go out on the porch. Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it came out. I just want outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Bank was right there. What a fucking show is that? Yo?

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<v Speaker 1>It's it was a what is it called? I'm pregnant?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't know? Didn't know? Oh? I was thinking. This next

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<v Speaker 1>blip comes from episode two oh six, A Conscious Heatonist

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<v Speaker 1>and Naked Sushi featuring t This was one of my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite episodes because Tianna was just so open and free

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<v Speaker 1>with her sexuality. And come on the idea of a

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<v Speaker 1>gang bang for your thirtieth birthday party. If I'm not mistaken,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she said she made it to twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>people who get banger. If you don't believe me, take

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<v Speaker 1>a listen for yourself. So for my thirtieth birthday, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big mark, I feel like for any person.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I wanted to do something that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>spoke to who I was, where I come from, and

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<v Speaker 1>my sexual sex positivity journey and my poly journey. And

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't until a dear friend of mine named Lila

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, what do you want? You've kind of

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<v Speaker 1>told me like so and so said you should do this,

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<v Speaker 1>and so and so said you should do that, but

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<v Speaker 1>what do you actually want to do? And I took

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<v Speaker 1>a moment, I was like, I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>do I want? And so when I took that time

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, okay, what do how do I want

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<v Speaker 1>to curate my birthday from start to end and the

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<v Speaker 1>journey I want to take my guests on along with me,

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<v Speaker 1>I then proposed that to my partner, um, and we

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<v Speaker 1>can call him orian Um for the sake of privacy. UM.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I don't yeah, like the bell exactly and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, he's a very magical person, so um

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<v Speaker 1>so UM. I basically said to him, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to do is have a love feast

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<v Speaker 1>when everyone arrives. And so a love feast is where

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<v Speaker 1>you can't feed yourself, everybody has to feed you. And

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted it to have start with sushi me covered

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<v Speaker 1>in sushi, completely naked and everybody eating the sushi off

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<v Speaker 1>of my body, and they had to ask for what

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<v Speaker 1>they want, because that was the theme of the entire night,

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<v Speaker 1>was asked for what you want. And so as guests arrived,

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<v Speaker 1>they were told the instructions of they couldn't feed themselves,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had the soy sauce in a bowl right

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<v Speaker 1>in my pussy, and so they had to like dip

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<v Speaker 1>the sushi in the in my pussy to then feed

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<v Speaker 1>each other. And I'm watching all of this happen over me. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I had sixty people there, yes, how many pieces. I

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<v Speaker 1>had ordered a lot of sushi. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>need about sixty. I made sure it was I was complete,

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<v Speaker 1>like scrolls shushini like I had. Yeah, but yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't eat anymore. Yeah. Well, after everyone had their fill,

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<v Speaker 1>I then went upstairs and I showered, and everybody just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of had like their cocktail hour waiting for me

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<v Speaker 1>to come back. And then when I returned, we then

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<v Speaker 1>did a series of intimacy games that my friend Lilah hosted,

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<v Speaker 1>where basically because everyone either came solo or as a

0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.360
<v Speaker 1>polyquel or with a couple, so I wanted to break

0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:21.920
<v Speaker 1>all of that up. I hate when I go to

0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:24.560
<v Speaker 1>a party and everybody's clustered around each other. You only

0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.600
<v Speaker 1>hang out with the people that you know, and so

0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get rid of all of that. And

0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:32.840
<v Speaker 1>the intimacy games made everybody do eye gazing and engage

0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.000
<v Speaker 1>with each other. We did gazing so uncomfortable for me.

0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. It is, but that's part of

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<v Speaker 1>breaking down those walls and know Alex and I had

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<v Speaker 1>to do it for this kid. I couldn't do it like.

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<v Speaker 1>We then had everyone um do do kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a like a congoline kind of style. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>had to go through and ask for how you wanted

0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.160
<v Speaker 1>people to touch you. And so you could say like

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<v Speaker 1>just below my neck or just my face or only

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<v Speaker 1>my ass, And so everybody got to go through the

0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.640
<v Speaker 1>line asking for what they wanted and how they wanted

0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:13.160
<v Speaker 1>the room face everybody was pretty much like touch me wherever,

0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:26.880
<v Speaker 1>so like blanket exactly and then uh and so but me,

0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I got to go twice and then people would kiss me. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're blindfolded while you're going through the line, that's

0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:34.440
<v Speaker 1>also the key. So you're going through this and having

0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:37.920
<v Speaker 1>people touch you and interact with you and you're completely blindfolded,

0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:40.760
<v Speaker 1>and so that's the other part of the Anthony games.

0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.040
<v Speaker 1>And then to kind of get people, So that was

0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.160
<v Speaker 1>to mix up the clusters and mix up the group,

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<v Speaker 1>and then to get everybody kind of winding down and

0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.840
<v Speaker 1>taking off layers of clothes. We then did partnered massages

0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:55.880
<v Speaker 1>that my partner Ryan led everyone. How long is the party?

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<v Speaker 1>It was? It was all night. This is just the

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<v Speaker 1>warm up actually really because outside of the naked sushi part,

0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.280
<v Speaker 1>there's another part to this. And I was like, and

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<v Speaker 1>mind you when when she told me about this party,

0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.080
<v Speaker 1>he was standing right next to her and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you was cool and on this and he said, yes,

0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:19.480
<v Speaker 1>she was happiest I've ever seen, Like he literally port

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<v Speaker 1>of it. I'm kinding the Caucasian sack. Yeah, they're not

0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:30.320
<v Speaker 1>together no more, still friends and allowed her to stay

0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:34.080
<v Speaker 1>with me the rest of the night and was like one.

0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:43.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like, right, was amazing. It was funny. Um.

0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:48.520
<v Speaker 1>So then after the NBC games and massages, then the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the final part of the night that I

0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.880
<v Speaker 1>was really looking forward to, and that's essentially being yes,

0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.520
<v Speaker 1>you're laughing. Yeah. I was like, are you thinking about

0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:08.680
<v Speaker 1>that time he came enough, I'm just laughing and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm sorry, I don't know. This is like

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<v Speaker 1>all my dreams come true. This is amazing. Um. So

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<v Speaker 1>then basically I was striped naked, and then I was

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<v Speaker 1>laid down on my stomach to a spanking bench essentially,

0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.640
<v Speaker 1>and my partner Ryan was in front of me. He

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<v Speaker 1>put his cock in his in my mouth, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I had another one of my friends who was like

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<v Speaker 1>stroking my head and petting me. And then everyone was

0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.640
<v Speaker 1>then invited to penetrate me with either their fingers, dildo

0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:48.280
<v Speaker 1>or cock, and they all had They all had two

0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:52.400
<v Speaker 1>minutes um to be able to penetrate me. So we

0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.720
<v Speaker 1>were able to get to I wanted to get to

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<v Speaker 1>thirty because I was turning thirty. But we were only

0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.000
<v Speaker 1>able to get to twenty two because at that time

0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:04.000
<v Speaker 1>other people started dying. Um. So they were all fucking

0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:07.200
<v Speaker 1>and I had your blindfold. My blindfold was on. I

0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.840
<v Speaker 1>was blindfolded, gagged, and all I could only hear. Basically

0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.920
<v Speaker 1>everything else was like deprived. And that was the fantasy

0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:18.400
<v Speaker 1>coming in a few weeks. That should be a so

0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I begain like, I just want to slow this down

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<v Speaker 1>and reiterate what we're going on. So you were bent over?

0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Uh what was it a spanking bench? Speaking bench? Your

0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.280
<v Speaker 1>partner was in front of you, so he was the

0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:35.240
<v Speaker 1>only person like sucking my mouth. Yeah, he was sucking

0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:38.360
<v Speaker 1>your mouth. And then just whoever whoever in the room.

0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:42.000
<v Speaker 1>All sixty guests there had permission. They did not have

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<v Speaker 1>to ask me or say anything. They just had to

0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.760
<v Speaker 1>sign up. I had another friend who was basically the ringleader.

0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like a sheet, yeah, basically a sheet that they

0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.280
<v Speaker 1>could sign up for and then they get two minutes

0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:58.240
<v Speaker 1>to penetrate me. And so we had people doing, wait, bro,

0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:02.080
<v Speaker 1>what that? How want you guys to tell me the

0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.359
<v Speaker 1>last sign up sheet you've seen? Because mine was an

0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:08.280
<v Speaker 1>extermination signup and the hallways. I ain't gonna hold you.

0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.720
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a train bank. I wanted to all of

0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.840
<v Speaker 1>the restaurants, make you sign up now, Bro, you gotta

0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:16.719
<v Speaker 1>put your name, phone number, you know what I mean.

0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.000
<v Speaker 1>So that's a lot of sign up She's now, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I never know anyone I have a sign

0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:27.159
<v Speaker 1>up sheet. Do you drink and do drugs or not?

0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I love drugs, not so much drinking. I'm not really,

0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.480
<v Speaker 1>my metabolism for alcohol is very low. We're the same. Yeah,

0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I love, I loved. Are you sober this night? Did

0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:41.159
<v Speaker 1>you want to remember it? Did you want to one percent?

0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Wanted to remember it? Was? I smoke cannabis pretty regularly.

0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I consider it just like my medicine, even though I

0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.080
<v Speaker 1>don't have a medical license. Um, so I don't consider

0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.520
<v Speaker 1>that me getting high. That's kind of my baseline. Um

0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:55.879
<v Speaker 1>But I wasn't on any other substances that night, and

0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:58.119
<v Speaker 1>I think I maybe had a glass of prosecco, but

0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I've done all the other drugs. Let me just put

0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:04.960
<v Speaker 1>that out there when you said I wanna, I wanna.

0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:07.359
<v Speaker 1>I do want to end on this with just because

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<v Speaker 1>I think a huge part of not only your sexual

0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:13.200
<v Speaker 1>liberation with yourself, it does have to do with that communication.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was the conversation when you asked and told

0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:19.920
<v Speaker 1>your partner this is what you wanted. And a lot

0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:22.320
<v Speaker 1>of women fear that they may be treated or looked

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<v Speaker 1>at differently after, So what was the conversation like after

0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:29.320
<v Speaker 1>and then well, you know, let you sign off, But

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know those two what those two conversations

0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.960
<v Speaker 1>it was starting with just being clear about my fantasy

0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:38.280
<v Speaker 1>was to be fucked by a series of strangers, but

0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:43.119
<v Speaker 1>the reality of that is very risk, high risk, and

0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:46.560
<v Speaker 1>so I that's not within my risk profile. Um So

0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:50.560
<v Speaker 1>because of that, I wanted to create a similar situation

0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:54.400
<v Speaker 1>where I could get the feeling of being penetrated by

0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:59.280
<v Speaker 1>strangers and having that kind of like being objectified essentially.

0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Um And so when I explained that to him, he

0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:06.200
<v Speaker 1>was extremely sex positive. Everyone that we invited and black

0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:09.639
<v Speaker 1>she said it like she was thinking about getting in

0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:12.520
<v Speaker 1>a car. He was so sweet about it. He was like,

0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:17.120
<v Speaker 1>if you get the Nissan, you you get whatever you

0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Why couldn't you go with the Ferrari the g Wagon

0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, they were actually I really and I actually

0:19:27.800 --> 0:19:30.600
<v Speaker 1>got sucked by a lightsaber dildo. That was one of

0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:33.040
<v Speaker 1>the funner parts that I got to see the pictures

0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:36.760
<v Speaker 1>afterwards of me being sucked by because my friend made

0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:41.000
<v Speaker 1>a three D H three D printed dildo and I

0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:44.400
<v Speaker 1>thought it was three D photos. I'm like, they didn't out. Yeah,

0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:47.840
<v Speaker 1>not photos, but I had a professional photographer there to

0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:52.240
<v Speaker 1>take photos of the moments that specifically were about me

0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:55.199
<v Speaker 1>because I wanted to protect other people's privacy and I

0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.720
<v Speaker 1>also have mass so people wanted to if they got

0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:01.640
<v Speaker 1>caught in background, they could protect themselves or real copying.

0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.119
<v Speaker 1>But did anybody come on you? No one came on

0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.520
<v Speaker 1>me except for my partner, who was the last person

0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.560
<v Speaker 1>who sucked me, and so he came inside me, which

0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:13.159
<v Speaker 1>is really nice. Next up on our list, well at

0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:16.639
<v Speaker 1>least my list, is another solo episode. This one is

0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:20.640
<v Speaker 1>from episode two oh four titled Famous Freaks. The episode

0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:22.760
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be about celebrities and all the kinky

0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:25.000
<v Speaker 1>ship that they're into. But of course we dive into

0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:27.000
<v Speaker 1>other dumb ships, just like we do when we're alone,

0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:29.560
<v Speaker 1>because I'll love it when we get along, Like when

0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Mandy didn't know whether or not there was a rainforest

0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:34.600
<v Speaker 1>in the United States and Edite and I were joking

0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:37.480
<v Speaker 1>that there wasn't. Turns out the jokes on us it exists.

0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:41.560
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, here's the mess from that episode, Famous Freaks.

0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:47.399
<v Speaker 1>Now this one is um really interesting. Not that one.

0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Let me is good though. Richard Gear white Man, if

0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:55.919
<v Speaker 1>you're confused, pretty woman, I love that you know all

0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:58.359
<v Speaker 1>the white people. I like movies, so that's how I

0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:01.200
<v Speaker 1>know a lot of actors. What is it we're gear?

0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Can I see what does white man. You don't remember

0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:07.800
<v Speaker 1>pretty woman Mandy Runaway bride with Julia Roberts. They didn't

0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:12.040
<v Speaker 1>remember Julie Roberts. He was a rich guy, so when

0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:15.600
<v Speaker 1>it comes to bedroom activities, he's a true freak of nature.

0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:21.040
<v Speaker 1>He is into something called gerbil ing. Now we have

0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:23.080
<v Speaker 1>talked about this once before. Actually you might have talked

0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:25.919
<v Speaker 1>about it without me with who did you interview and

0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't here and she liked someone wanted a hamster spun?

0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:36.360
<v Speaker 1>Was it Tyomi nostress? Mistress unknown unknown? Yea, so jerbiling

0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:39.359
<v Speaker 1>when you were there? Maybe I was mistress unknown and

0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:42.520
<v Speaker 1>they wanted a hamster in a blender. Well this isn't that.

0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:45.719
<v Speaker 1>But basically, gerbiling is when someone receives pleasure anally by

0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:49.840
<v Speaker 1>inserting a small animal mouth hamster rat Gerbil wrote it.

0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Now this is where we draw the line. Though became

0:21:53.440 --> 0:21:57.120
<v Speaker 1>the center of this room. Or in the mid eighties,

0:21:57.160 --> 0:22:00.520
<v Speaker 1>when he was checked into Cedar Sinai Hospital in l

0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:05.080
<v Speaker 1>A after inserting his pet, Gerbil up his ass. Unfortunately,

0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Titus was stuck and is the name of his Uh, yeah,

0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:12.640
<v Speaker 1>it was stuck in his anal cavity and it had

0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:15.280
<v Speaker 1>to be surgically removed. Richard claims as a rumor, and

0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:17.399
<v Speaker 1>it's not true. But how would a rumor like this

0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:20.080
<v Speaker 1>get started? And why would it stick for over thirty years?

0:22:21.359 --> 0:22:25.120
<v Speaker 1>It's very specific. Yeah, if you ever um it's I mean,

0:22:25.119 --> 0:22:29.399
<v Speaker 1>but in real life, unless we can see the hospital

0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:33.280
<v Speaker 1>intake records, you can't. It's a hippo violation. Yeah, but

0:22:33.320 --> 0:22:35.240
<v Speaker 1>it's ample violation for us to know that he went

0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:37.560
<v Speaker 1>there anyways. Well, bitch, we ain't matter. I ain't hip,

0:22:37.600 --> 0:22:39.640
<v Speaker 1>but for me, oh, I ain't got no credentials. They

0:22:39.640 --> 0:22:44.600
<v Speaker 1>say he liked it in his butt all right, allegedly

0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:52.119
<v Speaker 1>alleged we got some. It's really like I feel like

0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I could, like if there was like a Drake one

0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:55.679
<v Speaker 1>on here, like I wouldn't do it. I feel like

0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:57.560
<v Speaker 1>these people are for a different time or they don't

0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 1>matter to me. But also, who the who the lady

0:23:01.240 --> 0:23:04.840
<v Speaker 1>that um just got paid from Nicki Minaj and she

0:23:05.200 --> 0:23:09.000
<v Speaker 1>because she leaked the sample with funk flex Bro. These

0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:14.879
<v Speaker 1>old people be having right, this is what I'm saying.

0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:20.119
<v Speaker 1>She from another generation too? Is she I here suing Nikkia?

0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:25.760
<v Speaker 1>We're not taking their allegend and if anything can continue

0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 1>going yea like the episode. I ain't trying to lose

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:33.000
<v Speaker 1>the studio. This is all allegedd alright the last one.

0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:36.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh I love this one, baby. Okay, Now they nicky,

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:41.280
<v Speaker 1>they might thing they saying in through thousands, they say

0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:44.199
<v Speaker 1>he's saying, do you know he gave every but when

0:23:44.240 --> 0:23:46.160
<v Speaker 1>we all knew he was gay, But now were whatever

0:23:46.200 --> 0:23:48.679
<v Speaker 1>reason my mama didn't her gate our suck pull up

0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:51.320
<v Speaker 1>a picture of his family used to love us from

0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:53.919
<v Speaker 1>Ricky Martin. We didn't want to funk Ricky Martin. I

0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:56.960
<v Speaker 1>never wanted to fun man, you bugging Ricky Martin. I

0:23:57.080 --> 0:24:01.520
<v Speaker 1>never wanted to Ricky right, I can tell you yet,

0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:06.800
<v Speaker 1>never unless it was mixed with black so like they

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:10.200
<v Speaker 1>got black people would. But Ricky Martin's fucking family man,

0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Like Ricky Martin is good looking. I'm not gonna frita

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:17.640
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous family. He's got kids, him and his man. I'm

0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:19.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna like to you think him in a Rique's the fuck?

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Can you allegedly? No? Not Enrique has a foot fetish two. Okay,

0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:30.119
<v Speaker 1>So Ricky de mart think he's saying in the Blender magazine,

0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I love giving a golden shower. I've done it before.

0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:35.679
<v Speaker 1>In the shower. It's like so sexy. You know, the

0:24:35.680 --> 0:24:38.439
<v Speaker 1>temperature your body and the shower water is very different.

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 1>There aren't too many people out here to it not

0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:45.680
<v Speaker 1>but he also supposedly has a foot fetish, but that's

0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:48.880
<v Speaker 1>nothing in comparison to waking up in a puddle of piss.

0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I gay men are so about the Golden Showers, and

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:56.240
<v Speaker 1>I love talking about it because has many talks about it.

0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:59.960
<v Speaker 1>W don't that straight. I've been been someone who had partner.

0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:01.440
<v Speaker 1>They're like the Golden Show. Well no, I mean with

0:25:01.880 --> 0:25:03.760
<v Speaker 1>gay men, like I'm saying, you got both got dick,

0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.119
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I can't just squirt my I feel like

0:25:06.160 --> 0:25:14.440
<v Speaker 1>it's funny with it now. Y'all know it's Mandy b

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:18.680
<v Speaker 1>a k A Peg the Stallion. And there's no way

0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I could sit here and and one off without recapping

0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:28.280
<v Speaker 1>the pegging episode. That's right. It took us about four years,

0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:32.200
<v Speaker 1>but we finally were able to get a heterocyst mail

0:25:32.359 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 1>on the show to explain why he enjoys being pegged.

0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:42.159
<v Speaker 1>It was amazing his openness and vulnerability to sharing something

0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 1>that most men probably wouldn't admitto. My next favorite moment

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:52.240
<v Speaker 1>comes from episode two seven. I enjoy being pegged featuring mail.

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I do want to get to though the first time

0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 1>you experienced it and who you had get you in there,

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:02.040
<v Speaker 1>because it wasn't and they're correct. No, So I actually

0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 1>reached out to a a dom who who identified as lesbian,

0:26:07.080 --> 0:26:09.600
<v Speaker 1>and I did that because I didn't want I wanted

0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:11.919
<v Speaker 1>her to be able to focus, like, you know, I

0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:13.639
<v Speaker 1>wanted to make sure that she was focused on me,

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>focused on making sure it was a good experience where

0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:19.920
<v Speaker 1>it's like, um, somebody who I felt was like attracted

0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:23.000
<v Speaker 1>the men might you know, be all in their feelings

0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:24.440
<v Speaker 1>or I don't know, or they just might be really

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:26.280
<v Speaker 1>horny or whatever. I wanted her to be able to

0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:28.720
<v Speaker 1>focus on it, right. You reached out to a lesbian doum.

0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:30.919
<v Speaker 1>So I was in like a little group chat and

0:26:30.920 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 1>like we were, and I knew some people in there,

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>and I knew that she was she was don identified

0:26:34.920 --> 0:26:36.919
<v Speaker 1>as lesbian, and so I reached out to her and

0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:39.439
<v Speaker 1>she was like yeah, sure, and like we she was

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 1>very good because she actually knew the right questions to ask,

0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:46.879
<v Speaker 1>Like she knew like all the things to negotiate before

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 1>the whole scene happened. Yeah, So she wanted to know

0:26:49.840 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 1>like whether or not she could put my hair, whether

0:26:51.359 --> 0:26:54.240
<v Speaker 1>or not she could, um, you know, call me names,

0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>whether or not she could slap me or spank me

0:26:57.640 --> 0:27:01.120
<v Speaker 1>or um. You know, she was like, we're gonna set

0:27:01.160 --> 0:27:03.080
<v Speaker 1>up a safe word just in case, like something goes

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 1>wrong and you you know, you want me to slow

0:27:04.760 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 1>down or stop. Like she was very big on, um

0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:12.320
<v Speaker 1>on trying to understand my pain tolerance, understand like how

0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:14.760
<v Speaker 1>far I was ahead in my training. And she even

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:16.679
<v Speaker 1>like gave assignments, like she was like, I want you

0:27:16.720 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 1>to do this tonight, and that night she was very good.

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah and um. And so the first time, like it

0:27:23.320 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 1>wasn't like a huge like it felt kind of just natural,

0:27:27.160 --> 0:27:29.119
<v Speaker 1>like we we were already friends and it was it

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:32.639
<v Speaker 1>just kind of felt very chill, um. And it was

0:27:32.680 --> 0:27:35.240
<v Speaker 1>actually a very enjoyable time. Actually, the first time was

0:27:35.600 --> 0:27:40.800
<v Speaker 1>actually was watched by five women. Were watched by five women.

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:43.760
<v Speaker 1>Is that the story that I'm hearing from shout out

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 1>to the hor hive? Can us? That's actually that's actually

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 1>a different one, right, Okay, so tell us what the

0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:52.680
<v Speaker 1>hor hive did to you? Um, So that one actually

0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:56.080
<v Speaker 1>kind of happened by chance, right, So we had, you know,

0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 1>taken this little like mini vacation um. And it was

0:27:59.880 --> 0:28:01.119
<v Speaker 1>a group of ten of us and we're taking a

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:06.200
<v Speaker 1>little mini vacation. Um. We were um like a little

0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:09.600
<v Speaker 1>like a cabin thing that we had in it. And

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:13.920
<v Speaker 1>so there was a girl there who actually was also bisexual,

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.399
<v Speaker 1>and she had brought a strap one and they and

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 1>they had known that I was into it, so they

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 1>kept saying like, hey, man, bringing strap one, bringing trap one.

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:20.920
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, all right, I just bring the

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:23.480
<v Speaker 1>stuff whatever, just in case it happens, which I wasn't

0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 1>planning on it happening. But this girl like did the

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:30.000
<v Speaker 1>same thing. She um, she was trapping another girl and

0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:32.159
<v Speaker 1>everybody was like watching and then she was like, you know,

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try this on you next, and I was

0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 1>like okay, you know, but she actually had a much

0:28:36.680 --> 0:28:38.479
<v Speaker 1>larger trap one and I was like, no, we're going

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 1>to switch over to mine. Um. And it was actually

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 1>maybe like just three of us in the room. UM.

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:47.120
<v Speaker 1>She started, and then people just kind of like started

0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 1>coming in the room while it happened, and then everybody

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:51.160
<v Speaker 1>was just stand around watching and people like, oh, I

0:28:51.200 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 1>want to try and are you getting nervous when people

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 1>often no. Actually, to be honest, I wasn't. I A

0:28:58.040 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of these people that were in this group are

0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 1>people that I've had like in group chats, and I've

0:29:01.640 --> 0:29:03.239
<v Speaker 1>you know, people posting news all the time. So I

0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:05.880
<v Speaker 1>knew these people, like, you know, I've seen him at

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 1>other events as well, So it was very much a

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>comfortable thing. I knew that people there were very non

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 1>judgmental and that people were okay, wait when people said, hey,

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I want to try, Now, how many people ended up

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:20.240
<v Speaker 1>getting in your buddle? Um, let's see one three three,

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 1>And it's funny. And it's funny because they they were

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 1>all scared. They were all super scared, and I was

0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 1>like trying to like scared. Yeah, I was trying, and

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to ease. Like. They were like, oh,

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm gonna hurt you, like I don't know,

0:29:34.360 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 1>like whatever, and I'm like, my girl is okay, like

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:40.680
<v Speaker 1>and they're like they're like, oh no, Like I feel

0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:42.360
<v Speaker 1>like you know it's going to hurt. And did you

0:29:42.360 --> 0:29:44.959
<v Speaker 1>get your dick stuck while you're gatting pig. Another one

0:29:44.960 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>of my favorite episodes was from the episode titled blind Sex,

0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 1>where we featured a blind man see Note, who was

0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>actually host of The Blind but now I can see podcast.

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:57.640
<v Speaker 1>See Note sits down with Mandy and I, um, who's

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:00.000
<v Speaker 1>a long time listener of the show, which I really approved.

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 1>She ate and starts to tell us all about his

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 1>sex life and what it's like to have sex with

0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:07.720
<v Speaker 1>no vision, what it's like to watch porn, what it's

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:10.720
<v Speaker 1>like to date meet women in the real world. It

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.800
<v Speaker 1>was super interesting, I opening. I'm sure he would love

0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 1>that joke. Go check out his podcast, but for now,

0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 1>here's the clip from two o nine Blind set. I

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:22.760
<v Speaker 1>feel like this is probably one of the coolest episodes

0:30:22.800 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 1>we ever gonna have. Not to put the pressure on

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you because I don't want to, just like he wasn't

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>and you see she come out the gate and pressure, bro,

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 1>you gotta ease people in. I'm so high. This is

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:40.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of insight, no pun you know what I'm saying,

0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 1>because I feel like cool, get it eating. So I

0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:49.239
<v Speaker 1>met c No because um he did a consult with

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 1>me for his new podcast, Blind But now I see

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 1>he was bugging on the first name, but we got

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>with But yeah, I really wanted to have somebody on

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:02.280
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like I can't use the word disability,

0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:05.719
<v Speaker 1>but you're visually impaired. And it's so interesting to me

0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:08.959
<v Speaker 1>to have this conversation because we hear so many things

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 1>about We just had a guest a few weeks ago

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 1>to talked about sensory deprivation and how she was blindfolded

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 1>and ship and how things are heightened. And I think

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be so dope to just learn about you

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>your sexual experiences. I know you may not talk about

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:25.240
<v Speaker 1>sex too much on your pod, but like right, anything anything,

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 1>but like, yeah, this is just really exciting for us. So, um,

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 1>can you introduce yourself, tell people what you do, and

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:34.520
<v Speaker 1>just a little bit about your story on yeah, how

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 1>you lost your vision. Well, my name is c No.

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I called myself blond Poppy. Blond Poppy to her Ray

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Charles like, I'm I'm a party promoter. So pretty much

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:49.920
<v Speaker 1>nine years ago, I was shot three times being wrong

0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:51.760
<v Speaker 1>but they was trying to wrong me and shot me

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 1>three times, left me there to die. Pretty much seven

0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>days in the hospital, four days I see you, three

0:31:57.960 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>days recovery. That's it. And I told my mouth I

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:03.880
<v Speaker 1>got to get him to my son. Doctor said you

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 1>couldn't come up, that he was one years old. Out, Oh,

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I thought your son. I have misunderstood when I met

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:13.959
<v Speaker 1>you some of your son was not nine. Okay, so

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 1>you've seen your son, yeah, I have this first birthday. Wow. Wow,

0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:29.240
<v Speaker 1>So when when this happen survived an we gotta take

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:39.560
<v Speaker 1>away some sins three So okay, I totally misunderstood. So

0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>you had your son, you get out your blind. I

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:44.800
<v Speaker 1>know you told me a little bit briefly about how

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 1>you did anger management walle blind, but just from a

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:51.080
<v Speaker 1>sex perspective, like how long did you go before you

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 1>even want to have sex or could? Yeah, I came, Oh,

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:56.080
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even a hospital. I said worked. I strayed

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>up in that to the doctor it ain't working. It

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:00.719
<v Speaker 1>ain't even that's what you said. That's you were in

0:33:00.760 --> 0:33:03.080
<v Speaker 1>the hospital just from being shot, and your concern was

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:06.400
<v Speaker 1>whether you would get hard again. And you took my eyes.

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know what else you took. That's

0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:13.280
<v Speaker 1>going at ain't no use. What was the response like,

0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 1>how was I mean what the doctor's response when I

0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:18.120
<v Speaker 1>said doctors response to that? He was like pretty much

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>your body going through trauma to see a couple of

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 1>days and started moving. I'm like I'm good to go. Wow,

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I went home. That's extras that won't the first day.

0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:31.760
<v Speaker 1>You think it was sympathy pussy. Yeah, I had a

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 1>whole lot of that. The whole lot of that sympathy

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:43.719
<v Speaker 1>is if you're not getting pussy shot everybody. Okay, I

0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:46.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't nigga that got shot. We know you like niggas

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:49.480
<v Speaker 1>asleep with guns and that I'm gonna suck him anyway.

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:51.680
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, see him you hurt? So wait,

0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 1>the sympathy pussy that you were getting, was it girls

0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:57.959
<v Speaker 1>who already had sex with girls are sex with girls

0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:01.440
<v Speaker 1>that dubbed me before. But I wanted to see what

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:06.600
<v Speaker 1>it was about. Huh. They thought it changed, Like I

0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>hear the weirdest questions, you know, the whole lot. You

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:12.520
<v Speaker 1>still know what you're doing, and I'm like, what should

0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 1>be confusing to the after then it's like, yeah, you

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>do know what you're doing, SUSY's not confusing though. All

0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:23.799
<v Speaker 1>you gotta do is the legs. That's it. But but

0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>a new pussy the same anatomy brow pussy be kind

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.400
<v Speaker 1>of different because I now it ain't hard. I'd be hesitating.

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:36.680
<v Speaker 1>You can't see that ship, so it's not like, you

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:38.879
<v Speaker 1>don't know what I got bumped on there was. Oh

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 1>my god, it didn't be nervous. It's your sense of

0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 1>smell like crazy now, yeah, the touching taste, but like

0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 1>with pussy specifically. Yeah, I could definitely smell if it

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 1>ain't something. Guy ain't doing that. Damn I keep spell us. Yeah,

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:57.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm nervous. Fish was just look, we just said

0:34:57.840 --> 0:35:00.719
<v Speaker 1>the way the way we were sweating last we were

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>just saying just white. Took some wet white, some undarms.

0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 1>It was a little much. I do want to start

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:12.040
<v Speaker 1>with some icebreakers, and one of the first ones you

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 1>almost told me by saying, wait till that was not

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:16.640
<v Speaker 1>an icebreaker, bro. Hell no, that's how we jumped out

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>the gate. How long you been listening to our shows?

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:21.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, for a long time. Stay in the house

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 1>and just listen. So my first icebreaker question for you

0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 1>is what do you think we look like? Tell me this.

0:35:32.960 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I think you slim, like a Carmel color. You're giving

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 1>her way too much melanot bit slim, Carmel color. I

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:49.280
<v Speaker 1>like a little booty, very little accurate. It's a medium mandy,

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I say, carmel kind of short, thick, kind of short

0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 1>and think he had that right. Huh. Well, the only

0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:00.560
<v Speaker 1>thing I'll tell you I think that he might help

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:02.759
<v Speaker 1>you think about what I look like. We always kind

0:36:02.760 --> 0:36:04.479
<v Speaker 1>of have the same, Like I wear braids a lot.

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:08.839
<v Speaker 1>I realized that how podcast listen to the podcast talking

0:36:08.840 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 1>about him? You said there and said braids is you?

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 1>That's true, Mandy, who knows what Nobody knows what I'm

0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:16.839
<v Speaker 1>a look like? When I come in, I ain't gonna

0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:19.040
<v Speaker 1>hold Sometimes you got a wig, sometimes you got short.

0:36:19.120 --> 0:36:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right, I was talking about that different. See,

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:25.360
<v Speaker 1>he'd be listening. Ladies. You may just needed to go

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:31.440
<v Speaker 1>block because they listened. Damn you listen. You're good? True.

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Do you notice that with yourself? Do you feel like

0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:35.799
<v Speaker 1>you're like paying extra attention? I feel like way more

0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:39.280
<v Speaker 1>attention now. Damn you probably lies all the time. Didn't

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 1>you tell me that all the time that it was

0:36:42.480 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>two years ago? I still remember what you said all

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:50.239
<v Speaker 1>the way. That's crazy, like you can't write it down

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:52.360
<v Speaker 1>or you can't see it to keep going over it.

0:36:52.400 --> 0:36:55.560
<v Speaker 1>You play that in your head over time. Yeah, I um.

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 1>When we did our console, I've been leaving people notes,

0:36:58.080 --> 0:37:01.360
<v Speaker 1>like written notes, and I was like, well, let me

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:03.440
<v Speaker 1>do this different with you know, and I did a

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:05.359
<v Speaker 1>voice note so that he listened to it. And I

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.919
<v Speaker 1>was thinking to myself, like, how annoying is this gonna

0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:10.759
<v Speaker 1>be if he got played? Nah, listen to it. Like

0:37:10.800 --> 0:37:16.320
<v Speaker 1>times really don't get annoying. It's like a talking book. Honestly,

0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm really excited to listen to your podcast because

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:24.399
<v Speaker 1>it's so interesting to me. You know, Like we were

0:37:24.440 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 1>just saying when we spoke, like you don't really meet

0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 1>a lot of blind people. Maybe you'll come across them,

0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:31.879
<v Speaker 1>but like, how many conversationally do we have? Never? Even

0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:33.480
<v Speaker 1>before I went blind, I really did see a lot

0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 1>of a lot of people. Yeah, And I mean it's

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:39.279
<v Speaker 1>just just it's different. So you don't you don't meet

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 1>more people now that you're blind, Nat, when you get

0:37:44.040 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 1>a PT cruiser than all you notice is p's not

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 1>It's not like that would be like hearing I went

0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 1>to some blind incot management that it was just straight

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:56.239
<v Speaker 1>blind people in there. They were just like you didn't like, No,

0:37:57.000 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I finished the class. I had no choice. Why do

0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 1>you not no choice? My mom and my cousin was

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:04.319
<v Speaker 1>not playing that let's go. Yeah, you want to bug

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:06.319
<v Speaker 1>out let's go how long did it take you to

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 1>stop being angry? Uh? The first six years? I was angry?

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Wow wow for six years every night and then you

0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:19.600
<v Speaker 1>do something I don't like. I would snap. What ship

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:23.359
<v Speaker 1>is like? Treat me like I'm I'm regular, So don't

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:27.120
<v Speaker 1>tippy tour around me, don't lie, keep it round because

0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm angry. I'm not gonna beat you up. I'm gonna

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 1>just distance myself from you. What's crazy is everyone that

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:34.799
<v Speaker 1>I think we've even interviewed that has some form of

0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:38.839
<v Speaker 1>a disability that's been like their number one request. Treat

0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 1>me like you would anybody the fun else. That's why

0:38:41.440 --> 0:38:47.880
<v Speaker 1>we talk. You aren't here with a fitting counts. I

0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:49.840
<v Speaker 1>had niggas wearing that little hoodie back and you know

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. And c J don't have fights. My

0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:55.920
<v Speaker 1>mother still cursed me. I ain't nothing changed good. So CJ,

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 1>treat your brother who's your eyes pretty much? Right? Yeah?

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:03.719
<v Speaker 1>That's my So let's talk about when you meet somebody,

0:39:04.360 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 1>do you give c J all the credit to tell

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:08.560
<v Speaker 1>you he should have a dad? Tell me? Sometimes it depends.

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:13.000
<v Speaker 1>If I'm drunk, I don't care. I mean I don't care.

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I don't care I can't see Did you ever

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:19.399
<v Speaker 1>watch the movie shallow Hell? So it's a yeah, yeah,

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I seen that they in his eye they look skinny,

0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 1>but really they like have you said it all? Yeah? Okay,

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 1>but don't you feel like that's like a blessing to

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:32.440
<v Speaker 1>disguise that something? Yeah? But then sometimes they'd be like

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:35.520
<v Speaker 1>your friends like, bro, what you're doing? Bro? And I'm like,

0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:39.120
<v Speaker 1>what what I'm doing to me? They don't got no

0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:42.359
<v Speaker 1>face to I can't see the ship, bro, I can't

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 1>see the shape my right here? He like, not can

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 1>let you go out like that? Bro? No? That's no, no,

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.480
<v Speaker 1>that can't let you go out like they? What did

0:39:48.520 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 1>you say that you ain't never met a real funny bitch?

0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I did? I met all different type of girls being blocked.

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:59.440
<v Speaker 1>So that's interesting because I wonder if that's our ego, Like,

0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:03.719
<v Speaker 1>do you think that knowing not even being able to

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 1>see that someone's attractive, knowing they're attractive ways that much?

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm. I can said you probably like a personal Yeah.

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like you've been having more intellectual conversations

0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:18.360
<v Speaker 1>with women, like you've been getting closer to them? I

0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:22.279
<v Speaker 1>ain't someone mat straight dub after the two weeks. Why

0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 1>are you dubbing bitches? And when you hit me with that,

0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:30.799
<v Speaker 1>send me a cat what notsh apps? I can't do

0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I like that be don't treat you different.

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:43.400
<v Speaker 1>You got money, you ain't get set on mine to

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 1>be different. They come to me like they had talked

0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 1>like money, what I'll be right back. I spend all

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:52.719
<v Speaker 1>of it over. Do you find it like when dating though, like,

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:55.040
<v Speaker 1>what's just something common that happens with women? Do you

0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:58.080
<v Speaker 1>think that you become almost like a fetish Do you

0:40:58.080 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 1>feel like girls want to know what it's like to somebody,

0:40:59.920 --> 0:41:02.120
<v Speaker 1>but because you like, you know, I had a couple

0:41:02.120 --> 0:41:04.880
<v Speaker 1>of girls that yeah I ran into that was like that,

0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:07.560
<v Speaker 1>but it was like, oh yeah, you're definitely like I

0:41:07.640 --> 0:41:11.640
<v Speaker 1>see you more into it. Yeah, usual hands more, it's passion.

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:14.640
<v Speaker 1>But it's really like, I'm not trying to be passionate

0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:16.640
<v Speaker 1>with you. You just need to do this stuff. Just

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:20.240
<v Speaker 1>get it off and I'm out. Have you ever had

0:41:20.280 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 1>like a threesome or sex with Yes? Have you had

0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:28.040
<v Speaker 1>it before? You were lying after after? But he can't

0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:30.840
<v Speaker 1>all to put it like they just don't need to

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:32.839
<v Speaker 1>talk to this man like he blind anymore. He gave.

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:37.319
<v Speaker 1>Let's just talk about not because I'm bead at you,

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.759
<v Speaker 1>like for me in a threesome. There's a lot of

0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:42.880
<v Speaker 1>ships you gotta watch out for, like his legs flying

0:41:42.880 --> 0:41:51.279
<v Speaker 1>and ship like you're telling you After that, I can

0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 1>have a foot hit me in the face. And one

0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:02.640
<v Speaker 1>of our biggest accomplishments this year UH as Podcasters and

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:07.040
<v Speaker 1>being on Horrible Decisions was of course our feature on

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the Breakfast Club. Shout out to Uncle Charlemagne and everyone

0:42:12.120 --> 0:42:15.280
<v Speaker 1>at the Breakfast Club for having us on. Of course,

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:19.799
<v Speaker 1>that also led to one of our most popular episodes

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:24.480
<v Speaker 1>of the year, which is episode two twenty six, the

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Top five Nastiest Sex Acts. We get into some pretty

0:42:29.560 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 1>gross things this episode, but then also I decided to

0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 1>share it with the world how I dabbled a little

0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:40.640
<v Speaker 1>deeper into my foot fetish this year. Take a listen now.

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 1>This is episode to Top twenty five Nastiest Sex Acts.

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<v Speaker 1>So real quick storytime. So, while I was at the

0:42:49.400 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 1>sex club, I was of my friend on what Altpha

0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>and of course because I was on Molly, I was

0:42:58.280 --> 0:43:02.399
<v Speaker 1>massaging his and then my new my new girlfriend's feet

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:05.279
<v Speaker 1>at the same time. So I'm sitting there just massaging

0:43:05.320 --> 0:43:08.880
<v Speaker 1>both of their feet, and of course I was just

0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 1>there because he said, I'll be massaging his feet, but

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't really lick his feet, and so I was like,

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:20.640
<v Speaker 1>I'll lick your feet. So I go to lick his

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:23.160
<v Speaker 1>feet and I go and of course I licked the

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:27.360
<v Speaker 1>big toe. He said, no, licking the big toe is vanilla.

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:30.480
<v Speaker 1>He was like, if you really funk with me, and

0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:33.799
<v Speaker 1>I know you really into me, you gotta suck the

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:39.759
<v Speaker 1>middle toe because if you don't really like feet, who

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:45.239
<v Speaker 1>is a friend. He's just a friend. Say he's just

0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:47.480
<v Speaker 1>a friend. So he was just friend. But I ended

0:43:47.560 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 1>up sucking his middle toe and I sucked it good,

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:55.800
<v Speaker 1>like I licked between you know, like the cracks of

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:58.319
<v Speaker 1>the toes, and then I put his middle toe in

0:43:58.360 --> 0:44:00.479
<v Speaker 1>my mouth. I just so the big so you gotta

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:06.880
<v Speaker 1>really open wide like the little toe. You gotta. So

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I proved that I was really into him and that

0:44:10.800 --> 0:44:17.080
<v Speaker 1>dick by sucking the middle toe, I think I've made it.

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I think I've arrived. I think I really have gone

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:25.279
<v Speaker 1>from literally cringing. This is full circle here. I used

0:44:25.320 --> 0:44:28.080
<v Speaker 1>to not even want to look at feet, bitch. I

0:44:28.160 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 1>just sucked the middle toe in the sex club, so

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:34.719
<v Speaker 1>people saw it. Mage was I think Maje was over

0:44:34.760 --> 0:44:37.399
<v Speaker 1>there at least our last test mail or whenever mail

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:43.400
<v Speaker 1>comes on. I don't. I don't see if we can

0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:45.879
<v Speaker 1>give her a call. Do you have Marges's number? I'm

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:49.239
<v Speaker 1>not look through the Twitter that I have her come

0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:52.279
<v Speaker 1>because it's giving I need to know the rest of

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the story. Well, I was on Molly, so I don't

0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:56.840
<v Speaker 1>know if she watched that. I'm pretty sure she watched

0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:02.280
<v Speaker 1>take the Peggar dick. I took the Pegger dick? What's

0:45:02.320 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 1>your number? And I was like, you know, can you

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:10.239
<v Speaker 1>FaceTime people on like on Twitter? I don't think so,

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:12.720
<v Speaker 1>that's just the I G thing. I need this story.

0:45:12.800 --> 0:45:15.239
<v Speaker 1>What's your name? I don't know if she watched me

0:45:15.480 --> 0:45:18.640
<v Speaker 1>like suck the toe. It wasn't like a long lasting act.

0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 1>She really want to know that. I just told the

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:26.920
<v Speaker 1>story more. What more is there? I sucked the middletoe,

0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 1>she says she really wants. I took the Pegan dick

0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:32.040
<v Speaker 1>and I was petting everyone because I was high on Molly.

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:36.319
<v Speaker 1>A bit better answered the phone. Even if she got

0:45:36.320 --> 0:45:40.440
<v Speaker 1>what happened when she was on FaceTime, Oh the turd

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:43.880
<v Speaker 1>fell out. I don't care. She on the taking up.

0:45:44.000 --> 0:45:47.880
<v Speaker 1>She answered it. I want to hear this. I don't know.

0:45:47.920 --> 0:45:52.400
<v Speaker 1>She probably looked at it. She's about to answer, Marge,

0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:56.760
<v Speaker 1>we need to confirm. Wait, wait, you were a lot much.

0:45:57.360 --> 0:46:01.200
<v Speaker 1>You can you hear as much you can hear us.

0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 1>You are live on air, honey, welcome to horrible Decisions.

0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Wheezy has a question for you. Please say you cannot

0:46:11.719 --> 0:46:18.800
<v Speaker 1>confirm nor deny anything here? Okay, bitch many talking about

0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 1>she gave this nig a pedicure with her mouth and

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I need to I didn't know she watched that part

0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:27.200
<v Speaker 1>of Now did you see the foot going in Mandy's mouth?

0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I missed that. I was fucking. I missed

0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:39.880
<v Speaker 1>the hag. But you didn't see this bitch game. Huh,

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm missed alike. Did you see me get pegmash over

0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:50.759
<v Speaker 1>the side of my Wait? What's that noise? Yes? What's

0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:53.680
<v Speaker 1>that noise? What was was moaning? Dem? If you could

0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:57.040
<v Speaker 1>just replicate one more time before we say goodbye? Um?

0:46:57.080 --> 0:47:00.439
<v Speaker 1>What was the sound I heard? Like? Classic? I heard

0:47:00.440 --> 0:47:03.760
<v Speaker 1>clap on somebody was sucking. Was it a butt clap

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:07.000
<v Speaker 1>or was it a hand clap? It was a skin

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:09.439
<v Speaker 1>it was like a skin to skin quat. Okay, skin

0:47:09.520 --> 0:47:13.480
<v Speaker 1>to skin contact, thank you so much for your service.

0:47:18.120 --> 0:47:23.840
<v Speaker 1>That was like, see, don't nobody really be worried about

0:47:23.880 --> 0:47:26.000
<v Speaker 1>what other people are doing at the same club. Bitch,

0:47:26.000 --> 0:47:28.320
<v Speaker 1>everybody trying to get their own all. I don't know

0:47:28.360 --> 0:47:30.120
<v Speaker 1>whody give a funk about me sucking a toe a

0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:34.279
<v Speaker 1>middle toe. That wraps up today's episode and recap of

0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:38.319
<v Speaker 1>our one. Although we got back outside for a little

0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:40.279
<v Speaker 1>bit this year for some whole stories. We hope that

0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 1>you guys are staying home indoors and being safe during

0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:47.160
<v Speaker 1>this o Marion. Now, I know that some of you

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0:48:07.760 --> 0:48:10.520
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0:48:10.520 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Shout out to them. There are so many horrible relationships

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:17.440
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0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:20.879
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0:48:20.880 --> 0:48:23.439
<v Speaker 1>you for sticking with us for another year. I think

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