1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's the Strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 1: subject is turning a hood dude into a husband. We'll 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 1: get into that a little later, but right now, the 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you 6 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: got for his nap? What? We're gonna go down to 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: the adoption agents, the adoption that's where we hit it. 8 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: Let's go care down. Let's roll down to the adoption 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: say with buckle up, buckle up, and radman, We're going 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,279 Speaker 1: down to the adoption agents. Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm 11 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: trying to reach Clarence. Uh yeah, this is Clarence. How 12 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: you doing man? This is Robert, Robert. We were trying 13 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: to get us schedule with you got maybe we can 14 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 1: swing through and uh pick up a little Clarance. I 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: guess around six, if you guys are available around six? 16 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: Uh okay, Hey, what do you mean picking up little 17 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: clans Well, we got the We got the call that 18 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 1: we can come and actually pick up Clarence and and 19 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: and take him with us if you guys packed his 20 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: things up yet? Whoa wo man got the call from? 21 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: Who did? You can come pick him up? Well, my 22 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: name is Robert. Robert and my wife and I got 23 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: the call that we could do you not know about 24 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: us um adopting a little Clarence? Oh what adopting who? Okay, 25 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: wait a minute, are you guys that are you guys 26 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: that drive? Yeah, that's that's my address. But what you're 27 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: talking about you're gonna come taking my son from you? Okay, 28 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: but you're your your son is two years old? Right, yeah, 29 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: he's what that? Would you come to pick up my son? 30 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: And what is this agency's number? Whether the agency told 31 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: us that? What adoption agency? They've got all our information, 32 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,199 Speaker 1: We've we've filled out all the paperwork, and you guys 33 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: aren't aware that that we're supposed to come there today 34 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: to pick him up? Well know what what adoptation? You 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: said as well? How to get my information? I'm not sure. 36 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: We've we've got pictures of Clarence and and uh, you know, 37 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: my wife has actually going out and balloons and everything, 38 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: and and we were gonna come through. They told us 39 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: anytime today, so we felt maybe like around six pm 40 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,239 Speaker 1: we'd come get it. No, you ain't coming here to 41 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: pick up no clans tell you that right now? Okay, wait, 42 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: wait a minute. Now this this this, I mean, this 43 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 1: can't be happening. Okay, wait a minute. You're your your 44 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 1: your Clarence Senior. Correct, yes I am. And you don't 45 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: know anything about us to come over there to pick 46 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: the baby up. They don't know. I don't know, man 47 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: about this. What's your names? Adoption agents? Who buil you 48 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: my information? And how they get my information to come 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: pick up my son? I don't know that, sir. All 50 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: I know is, uh, we bought a car seat where 51 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: where you know? My wife has bought balloons? Man, I 52 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: don't care y'all bought car seat, balloons, hotchair whatever. You 53 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: ain't come to get my son, Okay, sir, I mean 54 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: what I'm not gonna do is tell my wife that 55 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,959 Speaker 1: we're not coming to get Clans Junior today. Oh yeah, 56 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: y'all you're gonna have to tell that because you ain't 57 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 1: coming here to pick up my hun sir. From what 58 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 1: the paperwork that I have, Clarence is actually my son. Now, man, 59 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here to pick 60 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: up my son. So Clarence Jr. Is mine And I'm 61 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: actually gonna change his name to Robert. So I mean 62 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: like like him. You are, come on over here if 63 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: you want to come on over here. I'm waiting for you. 64 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: I'm standing that way right now. Okay, well wait a minute. 65 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: That the adoption. I just you tell us that you 66 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: guys are not doing well financial financial? Are you working? 67 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 1: Ain't work? You're doing anything. I ain't gonna get rid 68 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: of my son just because I ain't working. Okay, But 69 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 1: but but you're so in other words, you're not You're 70 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: not able to to provide for him. From what I understand, 71 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: my son ain't is no mean you got clothes on 72 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: the back. He got a roof forward here. Man, I'm 73 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: not You ain't coming here to pick up my son. 74 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: I don't care what I got to do. Man, I 75 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: go out cut glasses. I'll make money on the side 76 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 1: watching cars, melicant. Okay, okay, about to come and get 77 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,839 Speaker 1: my son. But don't you think he deserves a better home? 78 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what the what the screw up is? 79 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize 80 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: with you so you can understand why me and you 81 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: ain't coming to get my son. He ain't been home. 82 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: Right now, I leve my son. You ain't telling you nowhere, 83 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: I'm telling I'm but I ain't in a that way. 84 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: Come on over here, sir. I don't want to go 85 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: back and forth, but I help me and my wife 86 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: are coming to get Clarence today. Okay, come on, come on, 87 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: I'm waiting for you. I'm not ready third about two 88 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: or three times. Come on, I'll be waiting right here. 89 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: I get you, sir. I don't want any altercations when 90 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: I get there. I just want Clarence to get in 91 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 1: the car and me and my wife are gonna take 92 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: him to its new When you get it's gonna be 93 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: one hell of an aftercation. So you might won't come 94 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: to law. Whoever gonna come with you? Ain't the adoptionation too, 95 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: so I can whoop that too. You know what, man, 96 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 1: if you was to be able to provide for your family, 97 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: wouldn't nobody to be trying to adopt your child? The 98 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 1: problem is that you can't take care of your family. 99 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: Now I'm leving, my wife coming over there, and we're 100 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 1: coming to get Clarence. Jun you ain't coming down here 101 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 1: to get my child. Man, you get down here, you 102 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: ain't your wife's up? How about wait a minute? Wait, 103 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: will you be to do what to my wife. I 104 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: don't hear women, but I'm gonna tell you right now, 105 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: you and your wife who donna come down here. I'm 106 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 1: gonna help most of you. Anybody come down here and try. 107 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 1: I took my child about my out. They're gonna do fante. 108 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: I'm coming to kiddy. I got to do what I got. 109 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. You ain't coming down 110 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 1: here and get my son. You your wife's opeining you. 111 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna come here and tell your disappoint My wife 112 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: is down. No. I don't know how you got my address. 113 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: I don't kip what as you sing you got going 114 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: through or whatever going on. But I'm telling right now 115 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: you come down here. I'm I don't know, I don't 116 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: know trying to disappoint my wife. Now, ain't were coming 117 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: to you. I don't give him to disappoint where you 118 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 1: want disapoint. I don't get nothing right now, but you 119 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: ain't gonna take my so about. I'm gonna coming get 120 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: him out that I might have told my wife I 121 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: was coming to him. Man. I'm telling man, you better 122 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: tell your wife you come this drive away. I'm on 123 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: sitting right here waiting for you, the last one of y'all, 124 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: every last one. I don't care who you bring. You 125 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,840 Speaker 1: bring the posure, the Obama. I'm go. You aren't been 126 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: to now. You ain't been. You ain't been trying to 127 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: kick my son out of the house. I'm gonna tell 128 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 1: you right now, everybody didn't anything to do. And let 129 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: you know this. I'm coming to get claim Junior. You 130 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to tell me or let me know. 131 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: I'm letting you know. Ride now you better come here 132 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: with the corner and everybody, because I'm about you up. 133 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: You're gonna come. Let me tell you something. Let me 134 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 1: tell you something. You get his clothes so he can 135 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: come and hire of a better life. He's not living 136 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: a good life. There. You get here, I'm talking you 137 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: about chicking eight times, bringing you more down here, and 138 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: you and everybody whoever you bring down here up you're 139 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,599 Speaker 1: trying to you know who else I'm bringing with me, 140 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: because I'm bringing somebody you you better bring on and 141 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: say what it better be. A'm gonna come down here 142 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: and give my son about them. I'm bringing nephew Timmy 143 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:45,919 Speaker 1: with me. I'm I'm bringing nephew Timmy for the Steve 144 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 1: Army more hit so with me. Oh man, this is 145 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: timmy man, this is the nephew time Manning. I'm got 146 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 1: anybody out here. Man, come down and taking your brother 147 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 1: named Benjamin. Got me to get you dog. Oh man. 148 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: See that's saying to get steps. Next time I see him, 149 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: it is on. Man. That was good. Now man, all right, Paul, 150 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: tell me one more thing. Man, what's the baddest that? 151 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: I mean, the baddest radio show in the lane? The 152 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: stoves all the morning show. I love Claren singing, I 153 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: love him. Let's see you just started comprising the list 154 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: who all when they come down here? Who often to 155 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: get helped up? And then he got tired to tell you. 156 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: First he said, I've told you three four times? Did 157 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: you tell? I said, I'm told you five six times. 158 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: He said, look, I'm told you about seven many times. 159 00:07:52,040 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: If you come up you man, I'm doing everybody right right. 160 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: When he said bringing the corner, I said, right if 161 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: you kill oh man, not the dad. You ain't working though, 162 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: you ain't, man, I cut grass. I'm watching collar do 163 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: whatever I gotta do. You ain't gonna come down here 164 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: and get my son. I'll tell you what. Come on 165 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: I'm in driveway. They get out in the driveway. Right, 166 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: it's gonna be We're gonna haven this outside. You ain't 167 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: come to end now. They want you as soon as 168 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: you roll up. I'm here as soon as you roll up. 169 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 1: When he said change your name to Robert, we're gonna 170 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: change his name, give him a better life. Oh man, 171 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,199 Speaker 1: come get your laugh on with your boy at the 172 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 1: Improv and West Palm Beach Flood. It's going down next 173 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: weekend Friday and Saturday at the Improv West Palm Beach. 174 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: Baby the Nephew come to town. You think the pranks 175 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,440 Speaker 1: is stupid? Compsy with stupid look live and in person. 176 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: Put your mask on and get your laugh on with 177 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: the nephew next weekend, West Palm Beach, Florida. All right, 178 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,560 Speaker 1: thank you, nephew, Thank you. Up next Strawberry Letter turning 179 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: a hood dude into a husband. We'll get into it 180 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,679 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.