Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killer. Happy Boxing day, Andrew, you're ready.
Speaker 1: I told you to listen to this episode at six o'clock.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just put it down for a second. I don't
Speaker 1: get trouble. Here we go, ready, Oh come on with
Speaker 1: a long freakin' intro. You should know this. I do.
Speaker 1: Here it comes. You're ready, six, same day after Christmas? Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, Ben Folds five.
Speaker 2: That is a niche niche niche niche niche, niche, very
Speaker 2: very very niche.
Speaker 1: But that's joke.
Speaker 2: But a second only happened like once every what like a.
Speaker 1: Year, once a year. That's why every I used to
Speaker 1: work the day after Christmas? Oh my god, do you
Speaker 1: know what? I what? I feel so stupid? What? What? Well?
Speaker 1: Please explain? No, it's embarrassing. Okay, then I don't even
Speaker 1: want to hear it.
Speaker 2: I thought it was He's like the Monday after Christmas? No, no,
Speaker 2: he said, and So then I was like, that could
Speaker 2: only happen once every couple of years, But nope, no, Andrew,
Speaker 2: So I used to to do the show every Oh wait,
Speaker 2: but I am right, No, you're not, because sometimes the
Speaker 2: twenty sixth is like next year, the twenty six is
Speaker 2: going to be on a Tuesday or a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Who cares? The line of the song says six am,
Speaker 1: day after Christmas.
Speaker 2: Here it is, oh, yeah, okay, we do only be
Speaker 2: able to do it. No, yes, I am right, hold up,
Speaker 2: yes I am. Give me a second.
Speaker 1: No you're not, yes, because it could be any day
Speaker 1: of the week. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's six am the day after Christmas.
Speaker 1: Well right now, when when this is released, it.
Speaker 2: Is yes, yes, but it just so happens that this
Speaker 2: Monday is the day after Christmas that we're giving them
Speaker 2: a Serial Killers episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're right, you're thinking too deep. There's always going
Speaker 1: to be six am a day after Christmas. I know. Okay,
Speaker 1: so maybe so maybe it would work on bul Chat
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Next year it's going to be Tuesday, the twenty six
Speaker 2: so we couldn't play that because Serial Killers will have
Speaker 2: been on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Well we could record it on the Tuesday then whatever, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: So I thought I was dumb. I mean I still
Speaker 2: am to close.
Speaker 1: I used to work. I used to work the morning
Speaker 1: show every year on December twenty sixth because the was
Speaker 1: always off And did you play that? Yes? So like
Speaker 1: after the first song, I made a special jingle that
Speaker 1: would go Elvis Duran six am day after Christmas at
Speaker 1: the ze what hundred Bonding show, and that was it,
Speaker 1: and that was so cool. Yeah, And our friend Kubby
Speaker 1: would he would schedule that song for me. While we
Speaker 1: were still able to play that song. He would schedule
Speaker 1: it for me every year, six am, day after Christmas.
Speaker 1: That would be the first song at the six o'clock hour,
Speaker 1: and then we'll nod to you. Yeah. Then when we
Speaker 1: became more like you know, Poppy Beyonce and whatever, couldn't
Speaker 1: play that anymore. So then I just made the jingle,
Speaker 1: you know. So anyway, welcome to Serial Killers. Today is Monday,
Speaker 1: December twenty sixth, six am, day after Christmas. Unless you're
Speaker 1: listening to it at any other time than it's just
Speaker 1: the day after Christmas. And ben Folds five won't work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's just ben Folds now because I don't
Speaker 1: think there's five of them anymore, or maybe they just
Speaker 1: folded completely. I forget there were five of them. It
Speaker 1: was ben Folds five.
Speaker 2: There is a band too. I just learned that somebody
Speaker 2: who is in death Cab for Cutie. Oh yeah, death
Speaker 2: Cab for Cutie I think is postal service. Did you
Speaker 2: know those either.
Speaker 1: Of those I've heard of that. I love that song
Speaker 1: that that death Cap for Cutie has out. Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: the new one that they were playing, like alternative stations
Speaker 1: are playing now because they say something like all the
Speaker 1: people that are in the movies fifty years ago, they're
Speaker 1: all dead by now. Is it a new song? It's
Speaker 1: new ish, I mean it was new music, like I
Speaker 1: don't know a year ago or six months ago.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't know anymore. Because all ninety two
Speaker 2: to three in New York went away. That made me really sad.
Speaker 2: I loved having an alternative music station.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that in New York City there's not
Speaker 1: an alternative rock station there.
Speaker 2: It's insane to me. They used to play all the
Speaker 2: songs I really like.
Speaker 1: I once said I couldn't believe it. Then they came
Speaker 1: back and I was like yeah, and that they lasted
Speaker 1: about five or six years, and now they're gone again,
Speaker 1: and I love that station. So this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a very mini episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not gonna last very long because it looks
Speaker 2: like we're doing three serials.
Speaker 1: It's a mini episode though, how was it? Oh? My god? What? So?
Speaker 1: I originally I just thought that this was a stupid kid.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: What is a mini episode? Because today we'll.
Speaker 1: Be having get ready for it? Oh you moved it?
Speaker 1: You a whole This isn't new. Uh we did never
Speaker 1: start the show, hey.
Speaker 2: Because we are living in a cereal ball.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I thought when I saw these first come out,
Speaker 1: I thought it was stupid, and it probably is. So basically,
Speaker 1: it's just MANI versions of Tricks, Reese's Puffs and cinnamon TOAs.
Speaker 2: Cr Are you seeing in the back of these boxes?
Speaker 1: That's so cool? So much to do? I want to
Speaker 1: do it. So I'm telling you right now, Tricks is
Speaker 1: gonna taste the same. Reese's Puffs are gonna taste the same. However, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you notice something, but the box
Speaker 1: that you're holding in your hand, there is a difference
Speaker 1: to those because they're balls, that's correct. So there's cinnamon
Speaker 1: toast crunch balls rather than you know, toast flat toast.
Speaker 1: I want to make these, what is it? So?
Speaker 2: Basically they're like little many dioramas that you can make.
Speaker 2: There's this one, this one. Yeah, many diarrheas, But that's
Speaker 2: so cool. Like this one's a table on chairs, this
Speaker 2: one's a kitchen, and this one is a fridge.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the Mini Tricks literally is just ice cream topping.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it says collect all three and then
Speaker 2: you could build a full minikit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. This is ice cream topping. Look
Speaker 1: at those.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness. I don't really understand why you'd have to
Speaker 2: make them smaller. And I don't actually really like that
Speaker 2: they're smaller because it kind of looks like rabbit poop.
Speaker 1: They're little? What why did you do that? I was
Speaker 1: showing the listeners the viewers that they're little.
Speaker 2: You spilled half the box on the floor, you idiot.
Speaker 1: But they're little.
Speaker 2: So now who's cleaning that up?
Speaker 1: I will get the vacuum. Oh clean it up?
Speaker 2: Oh wait aye, don't you have to get to the garden.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, pull jingle balls over here you go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That was Did you have a nice Christmas?
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know, because it's not Christmas when
Speaker 2: we're recording this.
Speaker 1: Here it goes here, it comes tricks, it's tricks. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, there was a slightly different consistency or texture
Speaker 1: to them because they're little. The bigger ones, I feel
Speaker 1: like we'll rip your mouth up a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree. So these are not bad, although I almost
Speaker 1: feel like there's not as much flavor in these. Is
Speaker 1: that possibility?
Speaker 2: No, you love the tricks, I do. I don't really
Speaker 2: like the consistency.
Speaker 1: Come, we got a vacuum. Thank you. She can't look
Speaker 1: at you. I pretended she did.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow acting Hey, oh they're taking the breakfast.
Speaker 1: That's okay, no one's here. They're gonna bring it home.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel. I like the taste obviously,
Speaker 2: because it's tricks. I'm gonna give it four balls in
Speaker 2: a spoon just because I don't love the consistency.
Speaker 1: And I marked it down for four bawls.
Speaker 2: The little baby balls, I think, don't necessarily make like
Speaker 2: for I don't know, it feels it's just not it's
Speaker 2: not it's not there.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's easier for children to choke on,
Speaker 1: for sure, right.
Speaker 2: But I don't love that, like they clump up. I
Speaker 2: just did, like they go in like clumps. It's it's
Speaker 2: not for me, not for you. For consistency wise, taste wise,
Speaker 2: it tastes like tricks, which I love, so.
Speaker 1: I think the full size trist tricks taste better.
Speaker 2: I think these are gonna taste really good though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you know what. See they should just mark
Speaker 1: these as ice cream toppings because these will all double
Speaker 1: as ice cream toppings.
Speaker 2: So true, Like you know what, this would be great
Speaker 2: on an ice cream cone.
Speaker 1: These would be even better. This is Reese's puffs minish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna like these.
Speaker 1: I just know it.
Speaker 2: Con la verdadara, Okay, they don't need to hear your
Speaker 2: broken Spanish money, all right, monte quia, It's just let's
Speaker 2: get to it.
Speaker 1: Many Reeses is butter yes, so one.
Speaker 2: I only know that from the South Park episode because
Speaker 2: when Butters went missing, I think that was the episode
Speaker 2: they'd call him monteqiya.
Speaker 1: But wait, which word? Which word is peanut? Because montequilla
Speaker 1: because real is yellow. I don't know which word peanut is? Right?
Speaker 1: This is butter?
Speaker 2: Ho's conlan verdadera. Maybe it's verdadera, No, because look at
Speaker 2: the real. No, that means real real Reese's peanut, butter,
Speaker 2: mantequilla di money whatever, Maybe it's money. Did you put
Speaker 2: milk in this.
Speaker 1: I did. We're almost out, so I'm rationing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could tell Okay, ready, time to eat this.
Speaker 2: Let's see how it tastes.
Speaker 1: I still feel like it has just a little bit
Speaker 1: less flavor than the full size. Is that possible?
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. I like it better as many.
Speaker 1: How about the giant xcel ones? You want to try those? Now?
Speaker 1: The big buffs? Try the big puffs?
Speaker 2: No, why I hate big puffs? They scratch your mouth.
Speaker 2: I will say these are good because they don't scratch
Speaker 2: your mouth up. Same thing with the track. I'm not
Speaker 2: eating it.
Speaker 1: So how did every one of my jackets fall on
Speaker 1: the floor.
Speaker 2: I'm not eating it. I'm not doing it. I've had
Speaker 2: it before on this show, during this like every time
Speaker 2: we do a Reese's puff, you always bring these out. No,
Speaker 2: I want to god, there's such a true mm hmmnd.
Speaker 1: Are it like? The're just great? I like the regular
Speaker 1: size better. No, I'm got more bang from my buck.
Speaker 1: I feel giving this one also four balls.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give us one five balls.
Speaker 1: That is good.
Speaker 2: I really like it. It's super peanut buttery.
Speaker 1: Did you really just five ballt?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 1: Look at the difference in size. That's an XL. If
Speaker 1: you're watching, I'm hand jamming. I can't believe you're jamming
Speaker 1: your hand in there. Look at that. It's so small.
Speaker 2: That was your brain before you started listening. This is
Speaker 2: your brain now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. These are so stale.
Speaker 2: I feel like a super villain. I could crush you.
Speaker 1: These are best off used by November twenty twenty. Oh.
Speaker 2: I was gonna blow the dust, but then it didn't.
Speaker 2: It just playing like a pancake.
Speaker 1: Because it's so stale. Ew it's three years stale. Dude?
Speaker 1: Do I do with this?
Speaker 2: Just throw it in the garbage can I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: make it into the I it okay.
Speaker 1: There's maybe a half an inch in between the two
Speaker 1: garbage peals, and that's where you got it. You could
Speaker 1: never do that again if you tried.
Speaker 2: Did that happen only recently with something else too?
Speaker 1: Yes? Everything you throw in the garbage can you miss? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's amazing. Actually, all right, can you blow the board?
Speaker 1: There's crumbs. We'll be back right after this. Oh crumbs,
Speaker 1: and we're back. Welcome back to Serial Killers, the podcast
Speaker 1: where we talk about cereal. This is the mini episode
Speaker 1: apologies that it's going to be a little shorter than usual,
Speaker 1: but you know, Andrew has to get to the garden.
Speaker 1: So this one is a little intriguing to me. There's
Speaker 1: been lots of cinnamon host crunches lately. They got the
Speaker 1: rolls and the truros.
Speaker 2: They're really expanding, I feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. And they have the powder, the cinna dust, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they have there's some.
Speaker 2: Other cocoa pancakes. They're doing everything, yes, oatmeals, and it's
Speaker 2: crazy that they're expanding into all these different franchises because
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 1: Well, see they're licensing their name for that stuff. The
Speaker 1: cereal is really the only place that it's at. The
Speaker 1: other stuff General Mills just licenses out the name. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this one is interesting to me because you know,
Speaker 1: cinnamon TOAs crunches little pieces of toast, so they're flat
Speaker 1: little squares.
Speaker 2: True, these are balls, So how is it going to translate?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I wish we had a Cinnamatas
Speaker 1: crunch square that we could just put the two little
Speaker 1: balls underneath it, because it's like Cinnamonta's crunch balls, you know,
Speaker 1: because they have faces and they just put balls underneath them.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be funny. It would be funny.
Speaker 2: Oh you wear hoot and holler, you're a jark. All right,
Speaker 2: let's smell it. Oh, that's a lot of cinnamons. Look
Speaker 2: at that. What you know what the mini shape really
Speaker 2: they can coat like they could do double the coating
Speaker 2: when you think about it, because the mini shape, they're
Speaker 2: like four of these equals one square, right.
Speaker 1: Probably even more than four. Today we're using a two
Speaker 1: to two percent reduced fat milk. Not a sponsor, easier
Speaker 1: on digestion, not a sponsor, Not a sponsor should.
Speaker 2: Be I think I cut my lip on this spoon.
Speaker 2: I don't know how good once you think, hmm.
Speaker 1: They're good. Yeah, but you don't really expect balls from
Speaker 1: Cinnamento's crunch, so it's a little strange. H I'm I
Speaker 1: do you know? I'm gonna just say I like the
Speaker 1: flat ones better. I like the regular traditional CTC better,
Speaker 1: got cereal lingo? Oh it is hm really well? I
Speaker 1: mean their instagram is CTC squares cool? Did you know that?
Speaker 2: No? I don't follow Cinnamon Toa's crunch on Instagram?
Speaker 1: How do you not follow cinnamon Toa's Crunch. You're a cereal.
Speaker 2: Podcaster, Well, our podcast does. I don't need to personally
Speaker 2: see what Cinnamon Toa's Crunch is doing on my personal page.
Speaker 1: There's not enough cinnamon sugar. It disappears a lot in
Speaker 1: the milk. I think I actually disagree with that. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's much more cinnamon sugar flavor on the flat pieces
Speaker 1: because the area is able to accept the spice.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely getting a lot of it. I'm gonna give this.
Speaker 2: This is hard.
Speaker 1: It gets three bowls in a spoon for me.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that's mean. It's not mean, it's four balls
Speaker 2: in a spoon. It's it's not the Cinnamon Toa's Cunch
Speaker 2: are used to do feel like the original versions of
Speaker 2: the cereal. Chances are you're probably gonna like the minis. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really not that big of a difference.
Speaker 1: Again, throat on ice cream.
Speaker 2: It's unnecessary, Okay, but they were good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gonna be twenty twenty three in
Speaker 1: the next episode, I know. I hope we can record it.
Speaker 2: We will, Okay, Sorry, spoonies are coming next year. We
Speaker 2: appreciate you all.
Speaker 1: I when you say next year, it sounds so far
Speaker 1: away in the next month or so.
Speaker 2: Okay, so next year you're getting the spoonies. We appreciate
Speaker 2: you guys for listening. What a great year. It was
Speaker 2: a great year. Andrew, we did it. Thank you for
Speaker 2: being by my side. Oh, thank you, Scott.
Speaker 1: Really we've done a lot with this podcast. Yeah we have.
Speaker 1: We still don't have anybody sponsoring us after three years.
Speaker 2: Maybe things will change in the new year.
Speaker 1: Well will this coming year be four years or three years?
Speaker 1: We started in twenty nineteen, so this is gonna be
Speaker 1: four years in mais March right, Yeah, big things for us,
Speaker 1: I hope. So in the new year. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: no matter what, we've persevered and we've gone on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like all these other podcasts fail or not fail, but
Speaker 1: just give up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're consistent, right.
Speaker 1: Like look at some of the other serial podcasts. Last
Speaker 1: episode was like twenty twenty one, so true, we don't
Speaker 1: miss them. Yeah, just go every week. And we appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Guys, the listeners for always listening and tuning in and
Speaker 2: checking in on us when there isn't an episode, because
Speaker 2: we really try and be consistent.
Speaker 1: For you guys. Yeah, and check our website Serial KILLERSPC
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Speaker 1: send cereal to because if you send it, the old
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Speaker 2: Geez.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so everything will just be abandoned or return to senders.
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Speaker 1: New Year's that'd be great. Yeah yeah, Happy twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: All right, Andrew, I'll have a very safe and happy
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, New Year's Day. Thank you for being
Speaker 1: with us. We love you, we appreciate you, and until
Speaker 1: we see you next year. Say crunch, Andrew, crush. That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I don't have a horn beer. No
Speaker 2: like the New Year's horn beer, and that horn me goodbye,
Speaker 2: Beck