1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: subject I have two perfect boyfriends. We'll get into it, girl, 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: we'll get into it coming up, but first, Yeah, it 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:21,279 Speaker 1: is the nephew with today's prank phone call. What do 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: you have for us today? Night? I can't wait. I 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: mean that twenty twenty Sharon, I mean that twin twin. 8 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: Just some right here is don't leave the house again. 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: Don't leave the house again. Don't do it. Let's go. 10 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: It's simple, That's just, that's simple. Hello. Yeah, I'm trying 11 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: to speak to Angel. Please listening, Angel. How you doing? 12 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: My name is Randall. I live in the in the 13 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: apartment building that you live in. How you doing today? 14 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: I'm doing? Okay? Something wrong? Well, we got a little 15 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: bit of a problem. I know it's a lot going 16 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: on right now, you know, with the with the virus 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: and all, but it's been brought to my attention. I 18 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: talked to the doorman and he was telling me, you're 19 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 1: the only person I've really seen going in and out 20 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 1: of the building. Where where exactly do you work? If 21 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: you don't mind me asking this? Ain'tel I actually do 22 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: mind you asking? Um, can you tell me why you're 23 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,279 Speaker 1: concerned about where I work and where I'm going? Okay, 24 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: So here's the deal. Like, you know, we're all concerned about, 25 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,559 Speaker 1: you know, this whole virus thing. I'm noticing you going 26 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: in and out this building every day. Every day you're 27 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: going in and out and I noticed that. So I 28 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 1: asked the door man about you, and he said something 29 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: about that you had to go to work or you, uh, 30 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: you know, you got one of those jobs that you 31 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 1: you gotta be there or something like that. I don't know, 32 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: but yes, I am an essential worker. But wait, where 33 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: did you get my number from? I asked around to 34 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: a few of the neighbors that live on your floor, 35 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 1: and somebody I just told him I was concerned. I 36 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you about. So my problem is this, 37 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: We're trying to keep this whole apartment building safe, but 38 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: you're going in and out of it does not make 39 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: it safe for us. You know, you you kind of 40 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,519 Speaker 1: need to stay at home right now until all of 41 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: this is over with. Are you telling me what I 42 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: need to do? Is what I'm telling you? What you 43 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: need to do in the safety for the apartment building 44 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying you. You you don't need to 45 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: lead this. You don't need to lead a house. No money. 46 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: Oh I am not throwing today. Listen, unless you are 47 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: going to tell me that you are going to pay 48 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: my rent and my bills and take care of my daughter, 49 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 1: you need to mind your them business. I can come 50 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: and go as I please. You're not going to keep 51 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: bringing to see see, that's what that's my problem. And see, 52 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 1: that's the attitude I don't like. See if you're coming 53 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: in and out of this building bringing we don't know 54 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: if you're bringing something in here or not. That's the 55 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: problem I have with this. And that's why I'm calling 56 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: a problem with with eating food every day because I 57 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: work in a grocery store. Do you have a problem 58 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: with making sure that the shows are stopped? You work 59 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: at the grocery stough. I do work at the grocery store. 60 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: So you around all them people, and then you're coming 61 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: back to this apartment building, and I'm also around all 62 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: the food that you probably eat. What's your point? The point? 63 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: Let your halls up in there eating cantuna from two 64 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: years ago, rice and beans. I'm pretty sure your food 65 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: came from the grocery store, so as central workers like 66 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: me are crucial to keep those stores open. Listen, listen, 67 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: I understand. But as far as you know, i'm I'm 68 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: I'm part of the team that that that controls all 69 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: the people in the building. As far as the nat 70 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: I think, I think you misunderstand who you might think 71 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 1: you are to me. You're nobody to me. You're just 72 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: a neighbor. You don't control anything. You don't control where 73 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: I go, who I go with, when I go, when 74 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: I come. You don't control any of that, So I 75 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: don't know what you think you might control. Let me 76 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: say this, end of the day. You need to keep 77 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: your ass at home until this is over with. That's that. 78 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: That's not You're gonna make you waiting for you. I'll 79 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: be waiting for that check for the rent for my buildings. 80 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: So when you fly that underneath the door, I'll do 81 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 1: as you leave. I'm not don't don't I'm not coming nowhere, 82 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 1: Nega exactly. Let me say this here. If I if 83 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 1: I see you lead your building again, we're not letting 84 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: you back in. You are is this you have lost 85 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: your mind? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding 86 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: you because we see, see, see, and see. This is 87 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: the attitude I don't like. Is somebody not taking serious attitude? 88 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: You don't like? I pay rent here. I have always 89 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: paid rent here, and me and my daughter lived here, 90 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: and we mind our business. You weren't gonna tell me 91 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 1: when I go income and when I'm gonna get into 92 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: my own apartment out here? What's wrong with you? Listen, 93 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this to you. If you're not gonna 94 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: abide by what I'm telling you that I'm already know, 95 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: is you and your daughter Christie up there? I would 96 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: tell help both of your I have you and your 97 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: daughter Christie? What what? Okay? I don't know who do 98 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: you think you were talking to? But I know you 99 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: are not saying my daughter's name. You need to mind 100 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: your mother's business. Me and my child are my business. 101 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: You and whoever is your business need to stay over 102 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: there and leave me and my family alone. I cannot 103 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: believe you up in here talking about my kids. Are 104 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: you you wash your mind? You must have wash your mind? 105 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: What you did you say? You listen to say what 106 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: unit I lived in? I didn't say that. Okay, Well 107 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: go ahead and tell me because you've got so much 108 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: to say. You've got such a problem mama and attitude. Okay, 109 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: well we can have conversation face space. How about that? 110 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: What why you was at work though? To day? I 111 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: already talked to christ I was at work. What if 112 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 1: do you know my work schedules? Do I see you 113 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: when you leave? But I talked, I talked to you. 114 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: I talked to your daughter Christie when you left the 115 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: other day. Okay, all right, so this is clearly a problem. 116 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: You got me stuff because you need to mind your business. 117 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,280 Speaker 1: And I don't edbur want to hear anything about you 118 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: think anything. You're my daughter, you say, But your daughter, 119 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: your daughter Christie is the one that told me to 120 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: call you. I'm sorry what your daughter Christie told me 121 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: to call you. Matter of fact, she told me to 122 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: prank call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve 123 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: Harvey Morty Show. Angel, you just got pranked by your 124 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: daughter Christie. Girl. Uh wait a minute, it's a joke. Angel, 125 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: it's a baby. Your daughter Christie got me to prank you. Baby. 126 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 1: M Okay, y'all ain't right for this. I'm gonna get her. 127 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, this is not the time for 128 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: this book. Age right now, I'm trying to I'm trying 129 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: to loosen up to age, miss Angel. That's all I'm 130 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: trying to do. I'm just trying to lose twenty Baby. 131 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 132 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: show in the land, And now you have it. Don't 133 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: you leave this house? Don't leave us apartment billing? No, mo, 134 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: that is so curry. You're doing COVID nineteen pranks. Don't 135 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: Why not? Why everybody? See everybody down? Everybody? You're gonna 136 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 1: be pret your behind what I'm proposed to do? Everybody? 137 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 1: Then you know, well we have to shout out to 138 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: the grocery cash y. Yeah you know what? And I 139 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: did that, Yes, yes, yes, we appreciate. Big ups to 140 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 1: everybody at the grocer show. Big ups to everybody. Man. 141 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: Even even if people don't people don't think the teachers 142 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,840 Speaker 1: are working. The teachers are working too, now are they are? 143 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 1: They had to My girlfriend had to go back on Monday. Yeah, 144 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: playing and everything. Yeah, lesson playing and everything. You're right 145 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: back and guess what called it? Tomorrow? Tomorrow. Yes, you're 146 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: not a good homeschool teacher. That's tomorrow. You're packing educator. 147 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,440 Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, I'm breaking mama's at home. 148 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: You're not a good homeschool teacher. 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