Speaker 1: Yes, you are trust Trump when Mexico sentenced you're not
Speaker 1: sending their best to bring drugs.
Speaker 2: Yes, Donkey.
Speaker 3: Today from Monday, September sixteenth goes to a man who
Speaker 3: could potentially be Vice President of the United States of America.
Speaker 2: JD. Vance.
Speaker 3: At some point we are going to have to realize
Speaker 3: that JD may stand for James David, but it also
Speaker 3: might stand for just dumb, may even stand for jackass.
Speaker 2: Donkey.
Speaker 3: This guy is the weapon formed against Donald Trump. If
Speaker 3: any pastor ever says to Trump, no weapon formed against
Speaker 3: you will prosper I will scream by humbug and tell
Speaker 3: him look to his vice presidential running mate.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: JD.
Speaker 3: Vans is the reason why I now understand why vice
Speaker 3: presidents are better off scene and not heard. Last time
Speaker 3: I saw a VP heard a candidate like JD Vance
Speaker 3: hurts Trump, and it's not like Trump needs any help
Speaker 3: hurting himself. Her name was Sarah Palin, but JD Vance
Speaker 3: he makes Sarah Pelin look like Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna give jd Vance some credit.
Speaker 3: He is on all these Sunday morning news shows, unscripted,
Speaker 3: answering any questions they throw in them. I need to
Speaker 3: see more of that from Harrison Wallas. It's one thing
Speaker 3: to do interviews, but you can't be resorting to all
Speaker 3: your talking points, Madam Vice President, because all eyes are
Speaker 3: on you, and when folks hear you repeating some of
Speaker 3: the same stories over and over, it starts to feel
Speaker 3: like it's not authentic. So that is where jd vanced
Speaker 3: them have a slight advantage, except for the fact that
Speaker 3: I'm sure there are plenty of Republicans, Okay, plenty of
Speaker 3: people who wish jd Vance would shut the hell upever,
Speaker 3: who wish jd Vance would be on a script, Okay,
Speaker 3: would have some talking points, because when he wins it,
Speaker 3: oh boy, he says things like this.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: Jd Vance was on CNN State of the Union and
Speaker 3: Dana Bash asked him about the claims he made in
Speaker 3: regards to Haitians eating pets. You remember the whole Haitians
Speaker 3: eating pets thing. Right, Let's listen. Listen to Trump on
Speaker 3: the debate stage repeating that lie.
Speaker 1: Ken Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in,
Speaker 1: they're eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets.
Speaker 4: There's there's there's a there's a nice little bop by
Speaker 4: the way that somebody made it is a bop, you
Speaker 4: hear me, But yes, j D said he felt the
Speaker 4: need to create stories so that the media actually pays
Speaker 4: attention to the suffering of the American people.
Speaker 2: He admitted he just kind of made it all up.
Speaker 3: I can't make this kind of stuff up, and I
Speaker 3: wouldn't because I'm not Jade Bans.
Speaker 2: Let's go to CNN State of the Union for the report.
Speaker 5: Police, can you affirmatively say now that that is a
Speaker 5: rumor that has no base basis with evidence, Dana.
Speaker 6: The evidence is the first hand account of my constituents
Speaker 6: who are telling me that this happened. And by the way,
Speaker 6: I've been trying to talk about the problems in Springfield
Speaker 6: for months, and the American media ignored it. There was
Speaker 6: a congressional hearing just last week of angel moms who
Speaker 6: lost children because Kamala Harris let criminal migrants into this
Speaker 6: country who then murder their children. The American media totally
Speaker 6: ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I start talking
Speaker 6: about cat memes. If I have to create stories so
Speaker 6: that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering
Speaker 6: of the American people, then That's what I'm gonna do, Dana,
Speaker 6: because you guys are completely letting Kamala Harris coast.
Speaker 5: You just said that this is a story that you
Speaker 5: created so that the eating dog we are not.
Speaker 6: We are creating. I say that we're creating a story,
Speaker 6: meaning we're creating the American media focusing on it.
Speaker 3: If I have to create stories so that the media
Speaker 3: actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people,
Speaker 3: I will. This is why you can't trust anyone except
Speaker 3: for me, because I tell you, I tell you that
Speaker 3: you should believe me even though I'm lying.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Ryan Holliday wrote a fantastic book that everyone should read
Speaker 3: called Trust Me.
Speaker 2: I'm lying and that is me. Okay, that should be
Speaker 2: all of us.
Speaker 3: I will tell you that I'm lying because I want
Speaker 3: to give you the choice on whether you should believe
Speaker 3: this lie or not. I know you are probably gonna
Speaker 3: believe me anyway because you want to, all Right.
Speaker 2: It's the same.
Speaker 3: Reason the FDA puts warning labels on cigarettes, you know,
Speaker 3: and they tell you these things cause cancer, but you
Speaker 3: smoke anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay. You should always give people the choice. JD. Vance
Speaker 2: did not JD.
Speaker 3: Van say that he wants to bring attention to the
Speaker 3: large Haitian population that is here in Springfield illegally.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you the truth of the matter of America.
Speaker 3: The vast majority of Haitians are in the US in
Speaker 3: Springfield legally through a temporary protected status that has been
Speaker 3: allocated to them due to the violence and unrest in
Speaker 3: their home country, and their status must be renewed after
Speaker 3: eighteen months. You know how I know this because I
Speaker 3: read Okay, it's not complicated. All you have to do
Speaker 3: is read past the headline. Yeah, I'm old school guys.
Speaker 3: I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight. I
Speaker 3: still read the whole article in, not just the headline. Now,
Speaker 3: let me tell you what Jdvance's rumor has caused. Bomb
Speaker 3: threats aimed at local hospitals and government offices. And jd
Speaker 3: Vance doesn't want to get any credit for that.
Speaker 2: Let's listen.
Speaker 5: You're not just a bystander. You're the senator from Ohio.
Speaker 5: So instead of saying things that are wrong and actually
Speaker 5: causing the hospitals, the schools, the government buildings to be
Speaker 5: evacuated because of bomb threats, because of the cats and
Speaker 5: dogs thing, why not actually be constructive and helping to
Speaker 5: better integrate them into the community.
Speaker 6: First of all, let me just respond to a couple
Speaker 6: of things that you said. But I want to start
Speaker 6: with something you said which I think is frankly disgusting
Speaker 6: and is more appropriate for a democratic propagandist than it
Speaker 6: is for an American journalist. There is nothing that I
Speaker 6: have said that has led to threats against these hospitals.
Speaker 6: These hospitals, the bomb threats and so forth. It's disgusting.
Speaker 6: The violence is disgusting. We condemn it. We condemn all.
Speaker 5: Violence under This happened after you and you asked.
Speaker 6: A question, Dan, and I go ahead and answer it.
Speaker 6: You just accused me of inciting violence against the community,
Speaker 6: when all that I've done is surface the complaints of
Speaker 6: my constituents.
Speaker 3: Jdvans, you are the same person who, after Donald Trump
Speaker 3: got shot at the first time, okay, the first attempt
Speaker 3: on his life, you tweeted the central premise of the
Speaker 3: Biden campaign is that President Donald Trump is an authoritarian,
Speaker 3: fastest who must be stopped.
Speaker 2: At all costs.
Speaker 3: That rhetoric led directly to President Trump's attempted assassination. You
Speaker 3: tweeted that Jdvans almost immediately after someone tried to take
Speaker 3: Trump out the first time. So, if you believe rhetoric
Speaker 3: can lead to things like attempted assassination attempts, why don't
Speaker 3: you think your rhetoric could lead to bomb threats on
Speaker 3: local hospitals and government offices. Why don't you believe your
Speaker 3: rhetoric could lead to people trying to hurt Haitians not
Speaker 3: just in Springfield, but all around the country.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about America.
Speaker 3: There is enough real issues going on in this country
Speaker 3: that we don't have to put no sauce on a JD. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is the first time in my life that I
Speaker 3: am actually encouraging a white person not to put seasoning on.
Speaker 2: It's onto something.
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't have to when you are actually focused
Speaker 3: on the issues. When you aren't focused on the issue,
Speaker 3: you have to deflect and distract with silly ass stories
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: JD.
Speaker 3: Stop playing with the American people's realities and more importantly,
Speaker 3: stop playing with their lives. Please please give JD vance
Speaker 3: the biggest he hull. In fact, letd Chelsea Handler give
Speaker 3: a JD Vance the biggest he hull.
Speaker 7: Hee haw hee haw.
Speaker 2: That is way too much, Dan mayonnaise, too much mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: They don't going to trouble for that, just like making
Speaker 2: stuff like a million's just like making stuff up. They've
Speaker 2: been doing it for the last what ten years? Yeah,
Speaker 2: But like I don't know, it just feels, you know.
Speaker 7: Donald Trump at one time said if you drink bleach,
Speaker 7: it'll kill COVID.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that should have been a crime. It should
Speaker 2: be a crime. But as we have learned in this country, Uh,
Speaker 2: this country.
Speaker 3: Has no actual rules, our regulations, our laws, or even
Speaker 3: knows how to handle people like the Donald Trump's and
Speaker 3: the JD. Vances of the world they have. They don't
Speaker 3: even know how to deal with that type of privilege.
Speaker 3: But I will say this, speaking of dealing with it
Speaker 3: all my Haitian brothers and sisters, what y'all waiting on?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: You still need a piece Do you need a piece
Speaker 2: of JD. Vance's here? A fingernail? Maybe?
Speaker 3: Can't use a piece of piece of Trump's head would
Speaker 3: be a waste of good wasted some good voodoo because
Speaker 3: that's a two pey, all right, But it's time for
Speaker 3: someone to call up a frog. See, white privilege is strong,
Speaker 3: black magic is stronger.
Speaker 2: All right? Come on, all right, you know what to do.
Speaker 7: Salut to all my Hastians out there. I was, I
Speaker 7: was talking to you know. My best friend is DJ
Speaker 7: Mono Renning. He's haitiing and I spoke to him this weekend.
Speaker 7: He said, Yo, bro, do you know how many times
Speaker 7: I have to tell people that I'm not trying to
Speaker 7: eat their pets?
Speaker 2: He was like, people really come to me and ask me?
Speaker 2: Which is crazy? People coming to me asking me with
Speaker 2: my under arms? You got some apologizing about what you
Speaker 2: made cha? Ferry you under arms? Furry is the same thing,
Speaker 2: Lord Jesus Christ. All right.
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