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Speaker 1: Yes, you are trust Trump when Mexico sentenced you're not

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Speaker 1: sending their best to bring drugs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Donkey.

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Speaker 3: Today from Monday, September sixteenth goes to a man who

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Speaker 3: could potentially be Vice President of the United States of America.

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Speaker 2: JD. Vance.

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Speaker 3: At some point we are going to have to realize

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Speaker 3: that JD may stand for James David, but it also

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Speaker 3: might stand for just dumb, may even stand for jackass.

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Speaker 2: Donkey.

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Speaker 3: This guy is the weapon formed against Donald Trump. If

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Speaker 3: any pastor ever says to Trump, no weapon formed against

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Speaker 3: you will prosper I will scream by humbug and tell

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Speaker 3: him look to his vice presidential running mate.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: JD.

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Speaker 3: Vans is the reason why I now understand why vice

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Speaker 3: presidents are better off scene and not heard. Last time

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Speaker 3: I saw a VP heard a candidate like JD Vance

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Speaker 3: hurts Trump, and it's not like Trump needs any help

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Speaker 3: hurting himself. Her name was Sarah Palin, but JD Vance

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Speaker 3: he makes Sarah Pelin look like Michelle Obama.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna give jd Vance some credit.

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Speaker 3: He is on all these Sunday morning news shows, unscripted,

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Speaker 3: answering any questions they throw in them. I need to

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Speaker 3: see more of that from Harrison Wallas. It's one thing

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Speaker 3: to do interviews, but you can't be resorting to all

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Speaker 3: your talking points, Madam Vice President, because all eyes are

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Speaker 3: on you, and when folks hear you repeating some of

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Speaker 3: the same stories over and over, it starts to feel

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Speaker 3: like it's not authentic. So that is where jd vanced

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Speaker 3: them have a slight advantage, except for the fact that

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there are plenty of Republicans, Okay, plenty of

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Speaker 3: people who wish jd Vance would shut the hell upever,

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Speaker 3: who wish jd Vance would be on a script, Okay,

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Speaker 3: would have some talking points, because when he wins it,

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Speaker 3: oh boy, he says things like this.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 3: Jd Vance was on CNN State of the Union and

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Speaker 3: Dana Bash asked him about the claims he made in

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Speaker 3: regards to Haitians eating pets. You remember the whole Haitians

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Speaker 3: eating pets thing. Right, Let's listen. Listen to Trump on

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Speaker 3: the debate stage repeating that lie.

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Speaker 1: Ken Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in,

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Speaker 1: they're eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets.

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Speaker 4: There's there's there's a there's a nice little bop by

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Speaker 4: the way that somebody made it is a bop, you

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Speaker 4: hear me, But yes, j D said he felt the

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Speaker 4: need to create stories so that the media actually pays

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Speaker 4: attention to the suffering of the American people.

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Speaker 2: He admitted he just kind of made it all up.

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Speaker 3: I can't make this kind of stuff up, and I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't because I'm not Jade Bans.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to CNN State of the Union for the report.

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Speaker 5: Police, can you affirmatively say now that that is a

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Speaker 5: rumor that has no base basis with evidence, Dana.

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Speaker 6: The evidence is the first hand account of my constituents

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Speaker 6: who are telling me that this happened. And by the way,

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Speaker 6: I've been trying to talk about the problems in Springfield

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Speaker 6: for months, and the American media ignored it. There was

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Speaker 6: a congressional hearing just last week of angel moms who

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Speaker 6: lost children because Kamala Harris let criminal migrants into this

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Speaker 6: country who then murder their children. The American media totally

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Speaker 6: ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I start talking

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Speaker 6: about cat memes. If I have to create stories so

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Speaker 6: that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering

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Speaker 6: of the American people, then That's what I'm gonna do, Dana,

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Speaker 6: because you guys are completely letting Kamala Harris coast.

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Speaker 5: You just said that this is a story that you

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Speaker 5: created so that the eating dog we are not.

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Speaker 6: We are creating. I say that we're creating a story,

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Speaker 6: meaning we're creating the American media focusing on it.

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Speaker 3: If I have to create stories so that the media

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Speaker 3: I will. This is why you can't trust anyone except

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Speaker 3: for me, because I tell you, I tell you that

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Speaker 3: you should believe me even though I'm lying.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Ryan Holliday wrote a fantastic book that everyone should read

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Speaker 3: called Trust Me.

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Speaker 2: I'm lying and that is me. Okay, that should be

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Speaker 2: all of us.

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Speaker 3: I will tell you that I'm lying because I want

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Speaker 3: to give you the choice on whether you should believe

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Speaker 3: believe me anyway because you want to, all Right.

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Speaker 2: It's the same.

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Speaker 3: Reason the FDA puts warning labels on cigarettes, you know,

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Speaker 3: and they tell you these things cause cancer, but you

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Speaker 2: Okay. You should always give people the choice. JD. Vance

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Speaker 2: did not JD.

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Speaker 3: Van say that he wants to bring attention to the

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Speaker 3: large Haitian population that is here in Springfield illegally.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you the truth of the matter of America.

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Speaker 3: The vast majority of Haitians are in the US in

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Speaker 3: allocated to them due to the violence and unrest in

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Speaker 3: eighteen months. You know how I know this because I

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Speaker 3: read Okay, it's not complicated. All you have to do

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Speaker 3: I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight. I

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Speaker 3: still read the whole article in, not just the headline. Now,

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Speaker 3: let me tell you what Jdvance's rumor has caused. Bomb

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Speaker 3: threats aimed at local hospitals and government offices. And jd

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Speaker 3: Vance doesn't want to get any credit for that.

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Speaker 2: Let's listen.

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Speaker 5: You're not just a bystander. You're the senator from Ohio.

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Speaker 5: So instead of saying things that are wrong and actually

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Speaker 6: First of all, let me just respond to a couple

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Speaker 6: of things that you said. But I want to start

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Speaker 6: with something you said which I think is frankly disgusting

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Speaker 6: and is more appropriate for a democratic propagandist than it

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Speaker 6: is for an American journalist. There is nothing that I

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Speaker 6: These hospitals, the bomb threats and so forth. It's disgusting.

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Speaker 6: The violence is disgusting. We condemn it. We condemn all.

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Speaker 5: Violence under This happened after you and you asked.

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Speaker 6: A question, Dan, and I go ahead and answer it.

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Speaker 6: You just accused me of inciting violence against the community,

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Speaker 6: when all that I've done is surface the complaints of

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Speaker 3: Jdvans, you are the same person who, after Donald Trump

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Speaker 3: got shot at the first time, okay, the first attempt

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Speaker 3: on his life, you tweeted the central premise of the

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Speaker 3: Biden campaign is that President Donald Trump is an authoritarian,

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Speaker 3: fastest who must be stopped.

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Speaker 2: At all costs.

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Speaker 3: That rhetoric led directly to President Trump's attempted assassination. You

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Speaker 3: tweeted that Jdvans almost immediately after someone tried to take

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Speaker 3: Trump out the first time. So, if you believe rhetoric

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Speaker 3: can lead to things like attempted assassination attempts, why don't

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Speaker 3: you think your rhetoric could lead to bomb threats on

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Speaker 3: local hospitals and government offices. Why don't you believe your

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Speaker 3: rhetoric could lead to people trying to hurt Haitians not

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Speaker 3: just in Springfield, but all around the country.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing about America.

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Speaker 3: There is enough real issues going on in this country

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Speaker 3: that we don't have to put no sauce on a JD. Okay,

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Speaker 3: this is the first time in my life that I

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Speaker 3: am actually encouraging a white person not to put seasoning on.

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Speaker 2: It's onto something.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't have to when you are actually focused

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Speaker 3: on the issues. When you aren't focused on the issue,

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Speaker 3: you have to deflect and distract with silly ass stories

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Speaker 3: like this.

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Speaker 2: JD.

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Speaker 3: Stop playing with the American people's realities and more importantly,

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Speaker 3: stop playing with their lives. Please please give JD vance

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Speaker 3: the biggest he hull. In fact, letd Chelsea Handler give

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Speaker 3: a JD Vance the biggest he hull.

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Speaker 7: Hee haw hee haw.

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Speaker 2: That is way too much, Dan mayonnaise, too much mayonnaise.

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Speaker 2: They don't going to trouble for that, just like making

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Speaker 2: stuff like a million's just like making stuff up. They've

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Speaker 2: been doing it for the last what ten years? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But like I don't know, it just feels, you know.

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Speaker 7: Donald Trump at one time said if you drink bleach,

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Speaker 7: it'll kill COVID.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that should have been a crime. It should

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Speaker 2: be a crime. But as we have learned in this country, Uh,

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Speaker 2: this country.

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Speaker 3: Has no actual rules, our regulations, our laws, or even

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Speaker 3: knows how to handle people like the Donald Trump's and

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Speaker 3: the JD. Vances of the world they have. They don't

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Speaker 3: even know how to deal with that type of privilege.

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Speaker 3: But I will say this, speaking of dealing with it

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Speaker 3: all my Haitian brothers and sisters, what y'all waiting on?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 2: You still need a piece Do you need a piece

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Speaker 2: of JD. Vance's here? A fingernail? Maybe?

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Speaker 3: Can't use a piece of piece of Trump's head would

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Speaker 3: be a waste of good wasted some good voodoo because

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Speaker 3: that's a two pey, all right, But it's time for

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Speaker 3: someone to call up a frog. See, white privilege is strong,

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Speaker 3: black magic is stronger.

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Speaker 2: All right? Come on, all right, you know what to do.

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Speaker 7: Salut to all my Hastians out there. I was, I

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Speaker 7: was talking to you know. My best friend is DJ

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Speaker 7: Mono Renning. He's haitiing and I spoke to him this weekend.

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Speaker 7: He said, Yo, bro, do you know how many times

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Speaker 7: I have to tell people that I'm not trying to

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Speaker 7: eat their pets?

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Speaker 2: He was like, people really come to me and ask me?

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Speaker 2: Which is crazy? People coming to me asking me with

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Speaker 2: my under arms? You got some apologizing about what you

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Speaker 2: made cha? Ferry you under arms? Furry is the same thing,

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