Speaker 1: You're stupid, you're ugly. Give me three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I remember one time I was hanging out with my
Speaker 2: friend Natalia, who plays guitar in my band, and we're
Speaker 2: at like Mary's or something. She was like, well, while
Speaker 2: no one's around, you want to like practice your female voice.
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, bitch, stop talking to me
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Shut up, no bitch, stop talking to me like that.
Speaker 2: Start smoking a cigarette or something like I can't, I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear those.
Speaker 1: I had to take stress really lozenges today.
Speaker 2: With acid in them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a friend who was telling me. She was like,
Speaker 2: I just want to I want to start doing ketamine.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what, everybody's trying to do ketamine
Speaker 1: these days?
Speaker 2: Everyone everyone wants to be trans, Everyone wants that trans
Speaker 2: girl valor.
Speaker 1: Everyone wants to be trans and also be a tranquilized horse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what is happening?
Speaker 2: I get it. I like ketamine.
Speaker 1: I've never tried it, but everyone keeps telling me I
Speaker 1: need I.
Speaker 2: Don't like drugs that make you trip because it's scary,
Speaker 2: Like I don't need. I don't need to trip, Like
Speaker 2: I'm like bipolar schizophrenic enough as it is, like I
Speaker 2: don't fucking need that, right, But Ketamine's fun because like
Speaker 2: the trip is just like things are like happening, but
Speaker 2: it feels normal. It's like the world looks like a
Speaker 2: Windows ninety five screen saver, but you're just like this
Speaker 2: is fine, this is okay, that's whatever. I'm cool with us.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna introduce.
Speaker 2: This, okay. I'm Ketamine Steve.
Speaker 1: I have Ketamine danger with me today. Hello, beauty translated listeners.
Speaker 1: We're on Miniso number six.
Speaker 2: So I've been on half of them.
Speaker 1: You have been on half of them, and you're not
Speaker 1: even on the payroll. I'm so sorry, but I what
Speaker 1: but I am going to pay you today just because
Speaker 1: I'm feeling very gin.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling gin.
Speaker 2: And I'm kidding that's awesome, feeling gen x because you're
Speaker 2: turning thirty.
Speaker 1: No, I was trying to use like grinder terms.
Speaker 2: What is that like?
Speaker 1: Looking for gin meaning looking for a generous you're looking for.
Speaker 2: I did not know what that meant. I know, I
Speaker 2: know when people people say, like my favorite color is green,
Speaker 2: that's the one.
Speaker 1: I I got that one too. If they have a
Speaker 1: rose next to their name. You got to bring roses.
Speaker 1: Roses are what it's a donation money money. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: if they have a rose next to their name, that
Speaker 1: means you got to be generous.
Speaker 2: I didn't know any of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looking for gin anyway.
Speaker 2: Now that I'm in a loving relationship with my husband,
Speaker 2: I just get on Grinder to like fuck with people,
Speaker 2: Like I try to get people to help me, like
Speaker 2: hide a body. Well, I that's a funny one. I
Speaker 2: called back to a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, going on Grinder trying to find somebody. Help you
Speaker 1: find a body? Yeah, yeah, bury body.
Speaker 2: They'll be like, oh damn, you're so sexy. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what kind of acids do you have at your house? Like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't got the hook up on anything. I'm like no,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, like like vinegar or like anything
Speaker 2: that can like dissolve things.
Speaker 1: Hydrofluoric acid, dreino. What you got, well, Jennie, Yeah, do
Speaker 1: we want to talk about why we fucking hate her? First?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What you got?
Speaker 1: I mean we're just gonna really talk about George.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm feeling nice. I'm in the studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are in the studio today. Maybe it's kind
Speaker 1: of hard to talk about George Santos. Here about what
Speaker 1: do we have to say about George Santos.
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't want to talk shit about George Santos.
Speaker 2: I love George Santos. Why do you not like George Santos? Wow?
Speaker 1: See outside of this little recording studio.
Speaker 2: She I'm not kidding, He's so cool.
Speaker 1: You're George Santas is number one fan.
Speaker 2: Not I don't even think so. A lot of gay
Speaker 2: people like George. Look, think about it, Think about it. Listen.
Speaker 2: What George sand does is a completely victimless crime. It is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he defrauded seven hundred thousand dollars worth of Republican donor money.
Speaker 2: That's pretty badass to buy ugly clothes. Like there is
Speaker 2: not a gay person in the world that doesn't want
Speaker 2: to do that. Yeah, come on, Like seriously, that's so cool,
Speaker 2: Like I guess in all honesty, like being like a
Speaker 2: little less ironic. The fact that he's a Republican and
Speaker 2: probably does hold political beliefs that I find abhorrent. That's bad,
Speaker 2: But ripping off conservative donors.
Speaker 1: That's pretty bad ass.
Speaker 2: And like, yeah, to go to cheesecake factory and shit,
Speaker 2: that is. That's genuinely so cool. I wish I could
Speaker 2: do that. Like, those are the those are the people
Speaker 2: you want to rip off the most. Those are the
Speaker 2: people that deserve to have all their money taken and
Speaker 2: get put in some kind of fucking horrible medieval device.
Speaker 2: I hate these people and the fact that George Santos
Speaker 2: pissed them off, and he's fucking gay and a drag.
Speaker 1: Queen Katara Rifag.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love him. If I was his lawyer, I
Speaker 2: would get up there and say, your honor, yes, it's illegal,
Speaker 2: but he should be allowed to do it. Look like
Speaker 2: your honor, like he's guilty, but it should be allowed.
Speaker 2: Can like you make an exception just on the basis
Speaker 2: of that. And furthermore so, many of these politicians lie,
Speaker 2: maybe not as stupidly and aggressively as he did, but
Speaker 2: all of them lie. All of them support horrible, horrendous beliefs.
Speaker 2: All of them want to put us into a giant
Speaker 2: meat grinder. At least George Santos did this while being
Speaker 2: just very entertaining, while being a fag and being a
Speaker 2: huge frickin' homo. Yeah, I love I love a homo.
Speaker 2: If he is gay, well, which I probably is. But
Speaker 2: like with he's probably not getting late though he was
Speaker 2: married to a woman. Yeah, he feels so bad for her.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, was she like a Russian agent?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know much about his I
Speaker 2: think I think she was also Brazilian. Maybe I'm really
Speaker 2: probably Yeah, this is probably a beautiful Brazilian woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yea beautiful woman. Yeah, big Brazilian woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Santos had the BB Yeah. I love him, dude.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say. I hope, I hope
Speaker 2: he gets away with it. I hope he becomes president.
Speaker 1: Best of luck to your Katar, best of luck, and
Speaker 1: we're back.
Speaker 2: Did you see the video of him when someone kind
Speaker 2: of like came up and like jump scared it about
Speaker 2: who was.
Speaker 1: Going to win, and he's like he wanted to say,
Speaker 1: Sasha Colby. I have not watched it yet, like gas,
Speaker 1: like his eyes get like George Santos, George Santos, who
Speaker 1: do you think is gonna win?
Speaker 2: Drag Race Janey danger.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was iconic, And honestly that's when I realized, like,
Speaker 1: all right, he's a gay icon Yeah. No, all right,
Speaker 1: Well do you want to talk about why we fucking
Speaker 1: hate it here are no, wait, we're done.
Speaker 2: No, I don't hate it. I'm chilling. Yeah, I'm chilling.
Speaker 1: We're chilling on the We could take a break and
Speaker 1: look at.
Speaker 2: Our phones and try to find one more news story
Speaker 2: because it's been it's been a slow week.
Speaker 1: I mean, Florida, it's fucked up. I can just tell
Speaker 1: you right now, Like, that's not.
Speaker 2: A slow week. It's not news but a slow week.
Speaker 2: And Florida is like Pei happening. There's tidal waves, hurricanes, estilence,
Speaker 2: and that's a slow week in Florida.
Speaker 1: Period. But yeah, they just passed a bill that would
Speaker 1: make it possible for defects to remove a trans child
Speaker 1: from the home if there Yeah, so they're separating trans
Speaker 1: children from their parents, which is you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to say about that, except that's why we
Speaker 1: fucking hate it here and yeah, that's not on that.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Jane, I don't know, Like I
Speaker 2: don't I don't know what to say about Like, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I get out of Florida if I don't have.
Speaker 2: Either a good message or a good solution. I try
Speaker 2: to think of, well, really, the first thing I try
Speaker 2: to think of as a joke, and I don't have
Speaker 2: a joke about that. And then the second thing is
Speaker 2: peeling back the irony and being like, Okay, well what
Speaker 2: can we actually do about this? And like I don't
Speaker 2: fucking know, bugs Bunny saw all Florida from the fucking country.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: really like I've always been really like agro about people who,
Speaker 2: especially people that don't live in the South, who say
Speaker 2: shit like, uh, just abandon the South, move get out
Speaker 2: of there as fast as you can, because I I
Speaker 2: think it's a lot more important to you know, like
Speaker 2: build solidarity in your community. And also there's plenty of
Speaker 2: people that like obviously can't fucking do that or don't
Speaker 2: even want to do that, like their whole family, their
Speaker 2: whole lives there.
Speaker 1: If they don't have the resources, they don't have the
Speaker 1: and they're stuck here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it comes across very empty. People say that, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because they've never been here. They've never ye And of
Speaker 1: course it's different, you know, like if somebody living here
Speaker 1: makes a personal choice that you know, they want to move,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be what's best for them whatever. But if
Speaker 1: you're from outside of the South watching all of the
Speaker 1: going on, you don't even.
Speaker 2: Or if you've already escaped, yeah, like or if you
Speaker 2: were fortunate enough to make it out. There's there's a
Speaker 2: certain comedic personality that makes a lot of statements like this,
Speaker 2: I really fucking I don't know if I want to
Speaker 2: say it on air, but there's someone I got fucking
Speaker 2: beef with who says a lot of anti South stuff.
Speaker 2: Who is like that Stacy Kay.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that bitch is, No one does.
Speaker 2: She sucks.
Speaker 1: She just makes fun of the South.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's like a I don't think defector is
Speaker 2: the right word, but she was like from I guess
Speaker 2: it's technically the right word. Yeah, she's from the South,
Speaker 2: and she's always like tweeting stuff about how like you
Speaker 2: just got to get out of the South, you just
Speaker 2: gotta just get get everything and go. And it's like,
Speaker 2: and what does.
Speaker 1: That actually do? What does that actually do? It?
Speaker 2: It helps it's self serving, you know, it helps one person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it also helps all of the people that
Speaker 1: want us gone.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that want to make it like an that's
Speaker 2: not stay exactly exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like what are we doing just giving them that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing is like, you know, you bring
Speaker 2: up Florida and it's like, I don't fucking know, like
Speaker 2: at this point, like, yeah, well, we.
Speaker 1: Don't even consider Florida pro the self anyway. Florida and
Speaker 1: Texas are their own fucking thing.
Speaker 2: They are in their own way. Yeah, for sure, the
Speaker 2: vibes are very different, you know, but yeah, like I
Speaker 2: don't fucking know, Like at this point, it seems like
Speaker 2: like I wouldn't I wouldn't suggest someone to do that
Speaker 2: in like Georgia, but like, uh, maybe in Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe try to find an exit plan.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because now eighty percent of adults have lost
Speaker 1: their gender firming care provider with the recent bill that passed,
Speaker 1: So eighty percent of adults are without gender firming care
Speaker 1: in the state of Florida.
Speaker 2: And I could assume that also includes like some CIS people, right, Like.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because the way that the bill was designed,
Speaker 1: Well it may not, actually because the language was very
Speaker 1: specific to gender affirming care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but SIS people take gender affirming care too, they do.
Speaker 2: But talks about this all the time like he's like,
Speaker 2: you know, like a dummy and transphobic, and he talks
Speaker 2: about like taking like steroids. Hga, yeah, that is gender
Speaker 2: affirming care. Yeah, Like I would take that a step further,
Speaker 2: like I think like Roguain, like for men, is gender affirming.
Speaker 1: Care working out at the gym as Yeah, like, but
Speaker 1: unfortunately they've narrowed it down to like nurse practitioners cannot
Speaker 1: provide HRT hormone replacement therapy at least for trans people
Speaker 1: as I understand it, that could also be for CIS
Speaker 1: people who need HRT as well, which is leaving those
Speaker 1: people in the lurch also.
Speaker 2: I mean I guess that could be like one thing
Speaker 2: that could maybe like because that was the thing with abortion,
Speaker 2: you know, where it was like a lot of Republicans,
Speaker 2: a lot of these yehe motherfuckers, they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking make it illegal as murdering babies. And then as
Speaker 2: soon as like the problems at their doorstep where like
Speaker 2: they had they need like an emergency fucking abortion for
Speaker 2: like medical reasons or something, it's like, oh shit, well,
Speaker 2: I guess we can't make this illegal after all. Damn.
Speaker 2: I think that's usually a way to push the Overton
Speaker 2: window back a little bit. So yeah, fucking I hope
Speaker 2: everyone there goes bald. I hope, I hope. Yeah, all
Speaker 2: the sis woman, I hope. I don't don't. I don't
Speaker 2: want to continue those.
Speaker 1: You're bald, h.
Speaker 2: Just just trump going bald.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that episode of Doctor Phil where that
Speaker 1: girl had tourettes and she just kept saying to doctor
Speaker 1: Phil talking, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Doctor Phil sucks.
Speaker 1: Oh I know you're stupid, You're ugly.
Speaker 2: The one of them saying kill yourself is really funny.
Speaker 2: I remember the girl became a rapper.
Speaker 1: Oh, cash me outside that little yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Remember it was a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, okay, let's go on a break. That's it
Speaker 1: for why we fucking hate it?
Speaker 2: Here? Can we get doctor Phil on and when we
Speaker 2: come back, So y'all are gay. When we come back,
Speaker 2: we'll be here with Doctor Phil and we're going to
Speaker 2: talk about let's celebrate that, and we're back. Janie has
Speaker 2: left the building. She is replaced now with doctor Phil. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 2: doctor Phil. How are you I got I got a
Speaker 2: throat infection?
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for being with us here today, Doctor Phil. Absolutely, First,
Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know that my friend Jannie danger.
Speaker 2: She's up for I'm familiar.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, she's fucking amazing a feral child on my show,
Speaker 1: one of the feral children.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make that boy act right. I just
Speaker 2: kept getting gayer. I have every word, every word I
Speaker 2: said to that little gay child, just just it sparked
Speaker 2: a demon in me. And now I'm Demon Phil.
Speaker 1: Now, well, Jane has been nominated for a Peachey Award.
Speaker 2: For Most Demonic Woman in the South.
Speaker 1: Mostmonic woman with the hugest ass in the South. The truth,
Speaker 1: She's got the hugest ass of the South, and so
Speaker 1: she's been a word nominated for a Peachey Award. Because
Speaker 1: Janie is such a good friend of the show and
Speaker 1: a good friend of Doctor Phil, I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: that you all vote for her for best What is
Speaker 1: the category that she's nominated for, a Doctor.
Speaker 2: Phil, I believe that Demon Princess is nominated for the
Speaker 2: best Musical Artist, the best Musical Artist of the Year.
Speaker 2: So please visit the link in the episode description to
Speaker 2: vote for Jenny Danger for Best Musical Artist of the Year.
Speaker 2: Now listen, Carmela, I gotta go. There's I'm hanging I'm
Speaker 2: hanging out with Maury. Maury povid Maury Povich. Maury Povich
Speaker 2: needs me to fucking figure out who's a man. There's
Speaker 2: three men. They're all dressed up like dames, and.
Speaker 1: You gotta figure out which one, and.
Speaker 2: I gotta figure out which one. But the problem is, Carmela,
Speaker 2: every time I go on this show and I try
Speaker 2: to do it, I see three men. They're dressed up
Speaker 2: like women, and just the thought that their men, I
Speaker 2: get so horny and blood clot in my eye and
Speaker 2: I go blind. Carmela, I go blind. And I'm a doctor,
Speaker 2: but I can't. I can't see to operate on my eyes.
Speaker 1: What kind of doctor are you?
Speaker 2: I'm a blood doctor.
Speaker 1: Well, doctor fell, I don't want you to be late.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can feel the blood ahead into my penis
Speaker 2: right now, it's slow. I got my blood turned to jelly.
Speaker 2: Ever since that demon Princesses turned my blood to jelly.
Speaker 1: That fucking demon princess. Well, doctor Fel, I don't want
Speaker 1: you to be late, so your engagement with Marian Povich.
Speaker 2: Don't don't look at my direction when I stand up. Okay,
Speaker 2: can you look the other way? Please?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll be looking the other way.
Speaker 2: I'm standing up. But goodbye. Gave you transistors.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 2: I'm so horny.
Speaker 1: Oh could you tell Jennie to come back when you
Speaker 1: see it?
Speaker 2: Demon woman?
Speaker 1: Get in here, Hey Jannie, welcome back. Who the fuck
Speaker 1: was that guy? That was? Doctor Felt?
Speaker 2: I did not like her?
Speaker 1: He likes you.
Speaker 2: I hated him.
Speaker 1: He's a big fan of He was rock hard.
Speaker 2: It poked me.
Speaker 1: Did it get you in an eye?
Speaker 2: It got like my like ribs, like under my ribs.
Speaker 1: Your appendix, your appendix rupture?
Speaker 2: Oh god, doctor, get back here.
Speaker 1: Your ruptured my appendix with your your giant cock.
Speaker 2: Oh I know some good news?
Speaker 1: What tell me some good news?
Speaker 2: Have you? Have you seen that clip from the show
Speaker 2: The Good Doctor?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Oh shit? I really? You don't know what I'm talking about. No? Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: So The Good Doctor is a show that's been running
Speaker 2: probably like twenty years, and I don't think anyone's been
Speaker 2: watching it. But it's from the creator of House and
Speaker 2: it's about a doctor with autism. And the thing is
Speaker 2: he's a good doctor.
Speaker 1: Is it just young Sheldon?
Speaker 2: But he has autism?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think shell Than's a doctor. I think
Speaker 2: he's just a boy. Okay, But he's uh, yeah, he can't.
Speaker 2: As as you know, it's very difficult for autistic people
Speaker 2: to do common tasks like doing a podcast or doing
Speaker 2: a doctor phil impersonation or being a surgeon. And there's
Speaker 2: just a very funny clip that's been going around a
Speaker 2: lot of us.
Speaker 1: Is it the one of him stimming?
Speaker 2: Yes, he's simming because he had Well, let me just
Speaker 2: break break down this episode for you. So the Good
Speaker 2: Doctor gets a patient who's transgender.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, is she dying of womanly ass cancer.
Speaker 2: It's even better. She dying so much better. It's so
Speaker 2: much better. You're gonna think this is like a riff.
Speaker 1: Cancer.
Speaker 2: No, it's better. It's better. Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm listening.
Speaker 2: So patient comes into the Good Doctor and says, good Doctor,
Speaker 2: I'm sick. I guess I don't know. I didn't actually
Speaker 2: watch it. I just know what happens. And uh, the
Speaker 2: Good Doctor's like, this boy is sick. He like talks
Speaker 2: like data from Star Trek kind of uh and uh yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh They're like, it's it's a girl, and that she
Speaker 2: identifies as a girl, you gotta refer to as a girl.
Speaker 2: It's like that is a boy. I don't understand, and
Speaker 2: The funny thing is that the writers of this show
Speaker 2: were like, you know what autistic people would not be
Speaker 2: able to even comprehend at all? Trans people, Like you
Speaker 2: know the one thing that no autistic people would that, like,
Speaker 2: it's so funny, like like the the Venn diagram of
Speaker 2: autistic people and trans people is like that, it's a
Speaker 2: circle almost, it's really close. And yeah, so, uh, he's
Speaker 2: mis gendering this child over and over again. And they
Speaker 2: do an X ray and one of them is like,
Speaker 2: good doctor, you gotta you gotta stop misgendering this kid
Speaker 2: is if anything, it's just very rude and weird, I mean,
Speaker 2: and they look at the x ray and he's like,
Speaker 2: he has testicular cancer.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're not joking, No, I'm actually not kidding,
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, then he has to perform surgery on this
Speaker 1: trans child's nutsund.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure what happens with
Speaker 2: that storyline, but that is what leads to him. Yes,
Speaker 2: because because the the base Gigachad, doctor Han is like
Speaker 2: I don't I don't want you interacting with doctor Han.
Speaker 2: I think he's gotta get like I think he wants
Speaker 2: another surgeon to do it because the good doctor can't
Speaker 2: stop fucking doing like like Twitter term debate. Lord, like, uh,
Speaker 2: you're actually a man kind of shit to this little
Speaker 2: like young transgender child. Yeah, that's what makes him do
Speaker 2: the I am a surgeon, Doctor Han, Yeah, God, and
Speaker 2: doctor Han's just like are you now? Yeah? So the
Speaker 2: good doctor. I I just really like it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I think it's been a while since.
Speaker 1: We've had like good trans representation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good it's a good, funny like thing
Speaker 2: that we can all like, it's been a while since
Speaker 2: I've seen like a meme that like everyone can just
Speaker 2: really come together and enjoy. Yeah, And I it just
Speaker 2: it made me feel good. It made me feel like
Speaker 2: it was like twenty fifteen again and we were all like, oh,
Speaker 2: cash me outside. Oh yeah. I think that's what's all
Speaker 2: about building a community, having us all have a elective
Speaker 2: thing that we can go that's stupid. Yeah, we can laugh.
Speaker 1: At this so well when you're listening to those people
Speaker 1: on Monday, it is my thirtieth birthday. I am thirty
Speaker 1: years old today.
Speaker 2: I tried to segue into that earlier.
Speaker 1: With the I didn't think we were going to get there.
Speaker 2: You said no. You know, the one rule of improv
Speaker 2: is a yes and is always asked for consent.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, I failed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and never say no, so it kind of cancels out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the improv comedy world. I'm watching you.
Speaker 1: You're on notice.
Speaker 2: I see what y'all are doing, and I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: You're on notice. Well, please vote for Jenny Danger. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: real talk.
Speaker 2: I think it's very cool that I got included because
Speaker 2: all the other artists are like, not like punk musicians
Speaker 2: of any kind. They're all very cool. I check them
Speaker 2: all out, especially Ocean Kelly her out. She's very so. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just happy to be included, and
Speaker 2: shouts out to Woosy.
Speaker 1: I guess they didn't even tell her.
Speaker 2: They didn't tell me.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did, you did. I remember when they like
Speaker 2: opened up the voting thing. I just like sent it
Speaker 2: to like a few friends posted on Twitter, and I
Speaker 2: made the cut. So uh, let's take it home. Use
Speaker 2: every email attress you have, send it to your make
Speaker 2: new ones, make fake ones. Do whatever. If you like me,
Speaker 2: if you like what I do, if you want to
Speaker 2: see me with.
Speaker 1: A big giant orb in my hands.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming the Peachees. I'm not sure the Peacheese. I
Speaker 2: can only assume that their trophy would be some kind
Speaker 2: of orb. Yeah, maybe an orb within an orb.
Speaker 1: Maybe two orbs smash together.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah maybe that? Maybe that, And I want it.
Speaker 2: I want that trophy. Do you know the Charlie XCX
Speaker 2: song trophy.
Speaker 1: I am not gay enough to listen to Charlie xx.
Speaker 1: See my divas are Madonna, chaer any Linux, none of
Speaker 1: them are twenty.
Speaker 2: You never listened to Sophie.
Speaker 1: No, she has a thick neck. I'm sorry. All my
Speaker 1: divas are seventy plus.
Speaker 2: Well, Sophie died.
Speaker 1: I know she didn't make it. Sorry Sophie, I've just broken.
Speaker 2: Gus, devastated I've ever been.
Speaker 1: In my I'll listen to Sophie. I'll listen to Sofie.
Speaker 2: Give a fuck if you listen to Sophie now, nobody shouldn't.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't because I don't want you to listen to
Speaker 2: her and be like, oh my god, it sounds like bubbles.
Speaker 2: It sounds like plastic, and I'm like, yes, it does.
Speaker 2: It sounds like plastic and it's cool.
Speaker 1: So I'm not allowed to say it sounds like plastic.
Speaker 2: It sounds like ketamine. Okay, I like that to circle
Speaker 2: it back so special five hours ago and we started talking.
Speaker 2: This was wild.
Speaker 1: It was I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said disparaging things
Speaker 1: about Sophie.
Speaker 2: I slept for like three hours last night.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, thank you for being here. That's cool, and
Speaker 1: you have to go to work.
Speaker 2: I do. Yeah, I got Yeah, I got freakin' twisted.
Speaker 1: You got twisted.
Speaker 2: I knew I had to be here in the morning,
Speaker 2: but I was like, that's not gonna stop a fucking
Speaker 2: chaotic bitch from getting drunk with the girlies period. Period.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for being here. Janey, please bet for Janeye.
Speaker 1: Tell me Happy birthday. It's my thirtieth.
Speaker 2: Oh can I plug one show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I plug a show.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a solo set at No tomorrow and Underground
Speaker 2: Atlanta on the twenty first of June. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: very different, very special because it's just gonna be me
Speaker 2: playing with like little backing tracks and shit. But I'm
Speaker 2: excited about it. I'm gonna play a lot of songs
Speaker 2: that like I've not like ever gotten to play, maybe
Speaker 2: never will be able to play again. So yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: really happy with the little set list I put together.
Speaker 2: So be intimate in private if you if you're true
Speaker 2: Janey head, come on out. It'll be fun. And my
Speaker 2: friend Tea Fling is on tour and is headlining and
Speaker 2: she's fucking great.
Speaker 1: So beautiful and remind us of the day and where again.
Speaker 2: June twenty first, at No Tomorrow and Underground Atlanta shouts
Speaker 2: out to No Tomorrow Priscilla, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: Awesome Priscilla on the pod.
Speaker 2: She's so cool.
Speaker 1: Okay she's a trans woman.
Speaker 2: Oh she's just a woman.
Speaker 1: Okay, I could talk to her.
Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds interesting. I mean I just think she's cool.
Speaker 1: I like cool people. Yeah, well, thank you, Jane. Please
Speaker 1: go check Jannie out June twenty first, vote for her
Speaker 1: on the Pea Cheese and we'll see you all on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Wednesday's episode is featuring Alia Issa, who is a former
Speaker 1: transman who has a positive outlook on de transition. So
Speaker 1: please give this episode a listen on Wednesday and I
Speaker 1: will see you all then have a wonderful rest of
Speaker 1: your week.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Beauty Translated is hosted by me Carmen Laurent and produced
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Speaker 1: Jennifer Bassett. Special thanks to Ali Perry and Ali Cant
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