WEBVTT - Minisode 6: Dr.Phil has the hots for Janie Danger

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<v Speaker 1>You're stupid, you're ugly. Give me three hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember one time I was hanging out with my

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<v Speaker 2>friend Natalia, who plays guitar in my band, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>at like Mary's or something. She was like, well, while

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<v Speaker 2>no one's around, you want to like practice your female voice.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, bitch, stop talking to me

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, no bitch, stop talking to me like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Start smoking a cigarette or something like I can't, I don't,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear those.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to take stress really lozenges today.

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<v Speaker 2>With acid in them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a friend who was telling me. She was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to I want to start doing ketamine.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what, everybody's trying to do ketamine

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<v Speaker 1>these days?

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone everyone wants to be trans, Everyone wants that trans

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<v Speaker 2>girl valor.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone wants to be trans and also be a tranquilized horse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like what is happening?

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. I like ketamine.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never tried it, but everyone keeps telling me I

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<v Speaker 1>need I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't like drugs that make you trip because it's scary,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't need. I don't need to trip, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like bipolar schizophrenic enough as it is, like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't fucking need that, right, But Ketamine's fun because like

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<v Speaker 2>the trip is just like things are like happening, but

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<v Speaker 2>it feels normal. It's like the world looks like a

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<v Speaker 2>Windows ninety five screen saver, but you're just like this

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<v Speaker 2>is fine, this is okay, that's whatever. I'm cool with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm gonna introduce.

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<v Speaker 2>This, okay. I'm Ketamine Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>I have Ketamine danger with me today. Hello, beauty translated listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on Miniso number six.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've been on half of them.

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<v Speaker 1>You have been on half of them, and you're not

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<v Speaker 1>even on the payroll. I'm so sorry, but I what

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<v Speaker 1>but I am going to pay you today just because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling very gin.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling gin.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm kidding that's awesome, feeling gen x because you're

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<v Speaker 2>turning thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was trying to use like grinder terms.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that like?

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<v Speaker 1>Looking for gin meaning looking for a generous you're looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not know what that meant. I know, I

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<v Speaker 2>know when people people say, like my favorite color is green,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the one.

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<v Speaker 1>I I got that one too. If they have a

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<v Speaker 1>rose next to their name. You got to bring roses.

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<v Speaker 1>Roses are what it's a donation money money. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>if they have a rose next to their name, that

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<v Speaker 1>means you got to be generous.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know any of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, looking for gin anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that I'm in a loving relationship with my husband,

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<v Speaker 2>I just get on Grinder to like fuck with people,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I try to get people to help me, like

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<v Speaker 2>hide a body. Well, I that's a funny one. I

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<v Speaker 2>called back to a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, going on Grinder trying to find somebody. Help you

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<v Speaker 1>find a body? Yeah, yeah, bury body.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll be like, oh damn, you're so sexy. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of acids do you have at your house? Like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't got the hook up on anything. I'm like no,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know, like like vinegar or like anything

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<v Speaker 2>that can like dissolve things.

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<v Speaker 1>Hydrofluoric acid, dreino. What you got, well, Jennie, Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 1>we want to talk about why we fucking hate her? First?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What you got?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we're just gonna really talk about George.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm feeling nice. I'm in the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we are in the studio today. Maybe it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of hard to talk about George Santos. Here about what

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<v Speaker 1>do we have to say about George Santos.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I don't want to talk shit about George Santos.

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<v Speaker 2>I love George Santos. Why do you not like George Santos? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>See outside of this little recording studio.

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<v Speaker 2>She I'm not kidding, He's so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You're George Santas is number one fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Not I don't even think so. A lot of gay

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<v Speaker 2>people like George. Look, think about it, Think about it. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>What George sand does is a completely victimless crime. It is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he defrauded seven hundred thousand dollars worth of Republican donor money.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty badass to buy ugly clothes. Like there is

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<v Speaker 2>not a gay person in the world that doesn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to do that. Yeah, come on, Like seriously, that's so cool,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I guess in all honesty, like being like a

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<v Speaker 2>little less ironic. The fact that he's a Republican and

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<v Speaker 2>probably does hold political beliefs that I find abhorrent. That's bad,

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<v Speaker 2>But ripping off conservative donors.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty bad ass.

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<v Speaker 2>And like, yeah, to go to cheesecake factory and shit,

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<v Speaker 2>that is. That's genuinely so cool. I wish I could

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<v Speaker 2>do that. Like, those are the those are the people

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<v Speaker 2>you want to rip off the most. Those are the

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<v Speaker 2>people that deserve to have all their money taken and

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<v Speaker 2>get put in some kind of fucking horrible medieval device.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate these people and the fact that George Santos

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<v Speaker 2>pissed them off, and he's fucking gay and a drag.

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Katara Rifag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I love him. If I was his lawyer, I

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<v Speaker 2>would get up there and say, your honor, yes, it's illegal,

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<v Speaker 2>but he should be allowed to do it. Look like

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<v Speaker 2>your honor, like he's guilty, but it should be allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>Can like you make an exception just on the basis

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<v Speaker 2>of that. And furthermore so, many of these politicians lie,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe not as stupidly and aggressively as he did, but

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<v Speaker 2>all of them lie. All of them support horrible, horrendous beliefs.

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<v Speaker 2>All of them want to put us into a giant

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<v Speaker 2>meat grinder. At least George Santos did this while being

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<v Speaker 2>just very entertaining, while being a fag and being a

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<v Speaker 2>huge frickin' homo. Yeah, I love I love a homo.

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<v Speaker 2>If he is gay, well, which I probably is. But

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<v Speaker 2>like with he's probably not getting late though he was

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<v Speaker 2>married to a woman. Yeah, he feels so bad for her.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing is, was she like a Russian agent?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know much about his I

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<v Speaker 2>think I think she was also Brazilian. Maybe I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>probably Yeah, this is probably a beautiful Brazilian woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yea beautiful woman. Yeah, big Brazilian woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. Santos had the BB Yeah. I love him, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to say. I hope, I hope

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<v Speaker 2>he gets away with it. I hope he becomes president.

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<v Speaker 1>Best of luck to your Katar, best of luck, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see the video of him when someone kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like came up and like jump scared it about

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<v Speaker 2>who was.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to win, and he's like he wanted to say,

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<v Speaker 1>Sasha Colby. I have not watched it yet, like gas,

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<v Speaker 1>like his eyes get like George Santos, George Santos, who

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<v Speaker 1>do you think is gonna win?

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<v Speaker 2>Drag Race Janey danger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was iconic, And honestly that's when I realized, like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, he's a gay icon Yeah. No, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well do you want to talk about why we fucking

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<v Speaker 1>hate it here are no, wait, we're done.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't hate it. I'm chilling. Yeah, I'm chilling.

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<v Speaker 1>We're chilling on the We could take a break and

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<v Speaker 1>look at.

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<v Speaker 2>Our phones and try to find one more news story

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<v Speaker 2>because it's been it's been a slow week.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Florida, it's fucked up. I can just tell

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, Like, that's not.

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<v Speaker 2>A slow week. It's not news but a slow week.

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<v Speaker 2>And Florida is like Pei happening. There's tidal waves, hurricanes, estilence,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's a slow week in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Period. But yeah, they just passed a bill that would

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<v Speaker 1>make it possible for defects to remove a trans child

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<v Speaker 1>from the home if there Yeah, so they're separating trans

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<v Speaker 1>children from their parents, which is you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to say about that, except that's why we

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<v Speaker 1>fucking hate it here and yeah, that's not on that.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think, Jane, I don't know, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I don't know what to say about Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I get out of Florida if I don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>Either a good message or a good solution. I try

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<v Speaker 2>to think of, well, really, the first thing I try

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<v Speaker 2>to think of as a joke, and I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a joke about that. And then the second thing is

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<v Speaker 2>peeling back the irony and being like, Okay, well what

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<v Speaker 2>can we actually do about this? And like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fucking know, bugs Bunny saw all Florida from the fucking country.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really like I've always been really like agro about people who,

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<v Speaker 2>especially people that don't live in the South, who say

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<v Speaker 2>shit like, uh, just abandon the South, move get out

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<v Speaker 2>of there as fast as you can, because I I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's a lot more important to you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>build solidarity in your community. And also there's plenty of

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<v Speaker 2>people that like obviously can't fucking do that or don't

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<v Speaker 2>even want to do that, like their whole family, their

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<v Speaker 2>whole lives there.

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<v Speaker 1>If they don't have the resources, they don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>and they're stuck here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just it comes across very empty. People say that, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they've never been here. They've never ye And of

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<v Speaker 1>course it's different, you know, like if somebody living here

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<v Speaker 1>makes a personal choice that you know, they want to move,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna be what's best for them whatever. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're from outside of the South watching all of the

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<v Speaker 1>going on, you don't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if you've already escaped, yeah, like or if you

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<v Speaker 2>were fortunate enough to make it out. There's there's a

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<v Speaker 2>certain comedic personality that makes a lot of statements like this,

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<v Speaker 2>I really fucking I don't know if I want to

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<v Speaker 2>say it on air, but there's someone I got fucking

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<v Speaker 2>beef with who says a lot of anti South stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is like that Stacy Kay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who that bitch is, No one does.

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<v Speaker 2>She sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>She just makes fun of the South.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, she's like a I don't think defector is

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<v Speaker 2>the right word, but she was like from I guess

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<v Speaker 2>it's technically the right word. Yeah, she's from the South,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's always like tweeting stuff about how like you

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<v Speaker 2>just got to get out of the South, you just

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<v Speaker 2>gotta just get get everything and go. And it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>and what does.

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<v Speaker 1>That actually do? What does that actually do? It?

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<v Speaker 2>It helps it's self serving, you know, it helps one person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it also helps all of the people that

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<v Speaker 1>want us gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, that want to make it like an that's

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<v Speaker 2>not stay exactly exactly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like what are we doing just giving them that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the thing is like, you know, you bring

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<v Speaker 2>up Florida and it's like, I don't fucking know, like

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, like, yeah, well, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even consider Florida pro the self anyway. Florida and

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<v Speaker 1>Texas are their own fucking thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They are in their own way. Yeah, for sure, the

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<v Speaker 2>vibes are very different, you know, but yeah, like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't fucking know, Like at this point, it seems like

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<v Speaker 2>like I wouldn't I wouldn't suggest someone to do that

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<v Speaker 2>in like Georgia, but like, uh, maybe in Florida. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe try to find an exit plan.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, because now eighty percent of adults have lost

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<v Speaker 1>their gender firming care provider with the recent bill that passed,

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<v Speaker 1>So eighty percent of adults are without gender firming care

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<v Speaker 1>in the state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>And I could assume that also includes like some CIS people, right, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, because the way that the bill was designed,

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<v Speaker 1>Well it may not, actually because the language was very

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<v Speaker 1>specific to gender affirming care.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but SIS people take gender affirming care too, they do.

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<v Speaker 2>But talks about this all the time like he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like a dummy and transphobic, and he talks

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<v Speaker 2>about like taking like steroids. Hga, yeah, that is gender

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<v Speaker 2>affirming care. Yeah, Like I would take that a step further,

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<v Speaker 2>like I think like Roguain, like for men, is gender affirming.

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<v Speaker 1>Care working out at the gym as Yeah, like, but

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately they've narrowed it down to like nurse practitioners cannot

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<v Speaker 1>provide HRT hormone replacement therapy at least for trans people

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<v Speaker 1>as I understand it, that could also be for CIS

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<v Speaker 1>people who need HRT as well, which is leaving those

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<v Speaker 1>people in the lurch also.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I guess that could be like one thing

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<v Speaker 2>that could maybe like because that was the thing with abortion,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, where it was like a lot of Republicans,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of these yehe motherfuckers, they were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking make it illegal as murdering babies. And then as

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<v Speaker 2>soon as like the problems at their doorstep where like

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<v Speaker 2>they had they need like an emergency fucking abortion for

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<v Speaker 2>like medical reasons or something, it's like, oh shit, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we can't make this illegal after all. Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's usually a way to push the Overton

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<v Speaker 2>window back a little bit. So yeah, fucking I hope

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<v Speaker 2>everyone there goes bald. I hope, I hope. Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 2>the sis woman, I hope. I don't don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to continue those.

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<v Speaker 1>You're bald, h.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just trump going bald.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that episode of Doctor Phil where that

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<v Speaker 1>girl had tourettes and she just kept saying to doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Phil talking, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Doctor Phil sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I know you're stupid, You're ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>The one of them saying kill yourself is really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the girl became a rapper.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, cash me outside that little yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember it was a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, okay, let's go on a break. That's it

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<v Speaker 1>for why we fucking hate it?

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<v Speaker 2>Here? Can we get doctor Phil on and when we

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<v Speaker 2>come back, So y'all are gay. When we come back,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll be here with Doctor Phil and we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about let's celebrate that, and we're back. Janie has

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<v Speaker 2>left the building. She is replaced now with doctor Phil. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>doctor Phil. How are you I got I got a

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<v Speaker 2>throat infection?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you for being with us here today, Doctor Phil. Absolutely, First,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to let you know that my friend Jannie danger.

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<v Speaker 2>She's up for I'm familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, she's fucking amazing a feral child on my show,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the feral children.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to make that boy act right. I just

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<v Speaker 2>kept getting gayer. I have every word, every word I

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<v Speaker 2>said to that little gay child, just just it sparked

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<v Speaker 2>a demon in me. And now I'm Demon Phil.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, well, Jane has been nominated for a Peachey Award.

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<v Speaker 2>For Most Demonic Woman in the South.

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<v Speaker 1>Mostmonic woman with the hugest ass in the South. The truth,

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<v Speaker 1>She's got the hugest ass of the South, and so

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<v Speaker 1>she's been a word nominated for a Peachey Award. Because

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<v Speaker 1>Janie is such a good friend of the show and

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<v Speaker 1>a good friend of Doctor Phil, I'm going to ask

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<v Speaker 1>that you all vote for her for best What is

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<v Speaker 1>the category that she's nominated for, a Doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Phil, I believe that Demon Princess is nominated for the

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<v Speaker 2>best Musical Artist, the best Musical Artist of the Year.

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<v Speaker 2>So please visit the link in the episode description to

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<v Speaker 2>vote for Jenny Danger for Best Musical Artist of the Year.

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<v Speaker 2>Now listen, Carmela, I gotta go. There's I'm hanging I'm

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out with Maury. Maury povid Maury Povich. Maury Povich

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<v Speaker 2>needs me to fucking figure out who's a man. There's

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<v Speaker 2>three men. They're all dressed up like dames, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta figure out which one, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta figure out which one. But the problem is, Carmela,

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<v Speaker 2>every time I go on this show and I try

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<v Speaker 2>to do it, I see three men. They're dressed up

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<v Speaker 2>like women, and just the thought that their men, I

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<v Speaker 2>get so horny and blood clot in my eye and

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<v Speaker 2>I go blind. Carmela, I go blind. And I'm a doctor,

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<v Speaker 2>but I can't. I can't see to operate on my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of doctor are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a blood doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, doctor fell, I don't want you to be late.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I can feel the blood ahead into my penis

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<v Speaker 2>right now, it's slow. I got my blood turned to jelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever since that demon Princesses turned my blood to jelly.

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<v Speaker 1>That fucking demon princess. Well, doctor Fel, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to be late, so your engagement with Marian Povich.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't look at my direction when I stand up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>can you look the other way? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'll be looking the other way.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm standing up. But goodbye. Gave you transistors.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so horny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh could you tell Jennie to come back when you

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<v Speaker 1>see it?

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<v Speaker 2>Demon woman?

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<v Speaker 1>Get in here, Hey Jannie, welcome back. Who the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>was that guy? That was? Doctor Felt?

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<v Speaker 2>I did not like her?

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<v Speaker 1>He likes you.

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<v Speaker 2>I hated him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a big fan of He was rock hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It poked me.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it get you in an eye?

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<v Speaker 2>It got like my like ribs, like under my ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>Your appendix, your appendix rupture?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, doctor, get back here.

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<v Speaker 1>Your ruptured my appendix with your your giant cock.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I know some good news?

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<v Speaker 1>What tell me some good news?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you? Have you seen that clip from the show

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<v Speaker 2>The Good Doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit? I really? You don't know what I'm talking about. No? Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So The Good Doctor is a show that's been running

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<v Speaker 2>probably like twenty years, and I don't think anyone's been

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<v Speaker 2>watching it. But it's from the creator of House and

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<v Speaker 2>it's about a doctor with autism. And the thing is

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<v Speaker 2>he's a good doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just young Sheldon?

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<v Speaker 2>But he has autism?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think shell Than's a doctor. I think

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<v Speaker 2>he's just a boy. Okay, But he's uh, yeah, he can't.

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<v Speaker 2>As as you know, it's very difficult for autistic people

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<v Speaker 2>to do common tasks like doing a podcast or doing

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<v Speaker 2>a doctor phil impersonation or being a surgeon. And there's

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<v Speaker 2>just a very funny clip that's been going around a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it the one of him stimming?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's simming because he had Well, let me just

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<v Speaker 2>break break down this episode for you. So the Good

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor gets a patient who's transgender.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, is she dying of womanly ass cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's even better. She dying so much better. It's so

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<v Speaker 2>much better. You're gonna think this is like a riff.

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<v Speaker 1>Cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's better. It's better. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 2>So patient comes into the Good Doctor and says, good Doctor,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sick. I guess I don't know. I didn't actually

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<v Speaker 2>watch it. I just know what happens. And uh, the

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<v Speaker 2>Good Doctor's like, this boy is sick. He like talks

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<v Speaker 2>like data from Star Trek kind of uh and uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh They're like, it's it's a girl, and that she

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<v Speaker 2>identifies as a girl, you gotta refer to as a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that is a boy. I don't understand, and

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<v Speaker 2>The funny thing is that the writers of this show

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<v Speaker 2>were like, you know what autistic people would not be

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<v Speaker 2>able to even comprehend at all? Trans people, Like you

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<v Speaker 2>know the one thing that no autistic people would that, like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so funny, like like the the Venn diagram of

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<v Speaker 2>autistic people and trans people is like that, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>circle almost, it's really close. And yeah, so, uh, he's

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<v Speaker 2>mis gendering this child over and over again. And they

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<v Speaker 2>do an X ray and one of them is like,

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<v Speaker 2>good doctor, you gotta you gotta stop misgendering this kid

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<v Speaker 2>is if anything, it's just very rude and weird, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>and they look at the x ray and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>he has testicular cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>My god.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you're not joking, No, I'm actually not kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, hey, then he has to perform surgery on this

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<v Speaker 1>trans child's nutsund.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure what happens with

0:21:33.000 --> 0:21:38.320
<v Speaker 2>that storyline, but that is what leads to him. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because because the the base Gigachad, doctor Han is like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't want you interacting with doctor Han.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's gotta get like I think he wants

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<v Speaker 2>another surgeon to do it because the good doctor can't

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<v Speaker 2>stop fucking doing like like Twitter term debate. Lord, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're actually a man kind of shit to this little

0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:10.760
<v Speaker 2>like young transgender child. Yeah, that's what makes him do

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<v Speaker 2>the I am a surgeon, Doctor Han, Yeah, God, and

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<v Speaker 2>doctor Han's just like are you now? Yeah? So the

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<v Speaker 2>good doctor. I I just really like it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's been a while since.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had like good trans representation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a good it's a good, funny like thing

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<v Speaker 2>that we can all like, it's been a while since

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen like a meme that like everyone can just

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<v Speaker 2>really come together and enjoy. Yeah, And I it just

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<v Speaker 2>it made me feel good. It made me feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it was like twenty fifteen again and we were all like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>cash me outside. Oh yeah. I think that's what's all

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<v Speaker 2>about building a community, having us all have a elective

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<v Speaker 2>thing that we can go that's stupid. Yeah, we can laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>At this so well when you're listening to those people

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday, it is my thirtieth birthday. I am thirty

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<v Speaker 1>years old today.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to segue into that earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>With the I didn't think we were going to get there.

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<v Speaker 2>You said no. You know, the one rule of improv

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<v Speaker 2>is a yes and is always asked for consent.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, I failed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and never say no, so it kind of cancels out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the improv comedy world. I'm watching you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on notice.

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<v Speaker 2>I see what y'all are doing, and I think it's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on notice. Well, please vote for Jenny Danger. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>real talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's very cool that I got included because

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<v Speaker 2>all the other artists are like, not like punk musicians

0:23:57.520 --> 0:23:59.840
<v Speaker 2>of any kind. They're all very cool. I check them

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<v Speaker 2>all out, especially Ocean Kelly her out. She's very so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm just happy to be included, and

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<v Speaker 2>shouts out to Woosy.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they didn't even tell her.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you did, you did. I remember when they like

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<v Speaker 2>opened up the voting thing. I just like sent it

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<v Speaker 2>to like a few friends posted on Twitter, and I

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<v Speaker 2>made the cut. So uh, let's take it home. Use

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<v Speaker 2>every email attress you have, send it to your make

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<v Speaker 2>new ones, make fake ones. Do whatever. If you like me,

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<v Speaker 2>if you like what I do, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>see me with.

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<v Speaker 1>A big giant orb in my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming the Peachees. I'm not sure the Peacheese. I

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<v Speaker 2>can only assume that their trophy would be some kind

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<v Speaker 2>of orb. Yeah, maybe an orb within an orb.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe two orbs smash together.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck yeah maybe that? Maybe that, And I want it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want that trophy. Do you know the Charlie XCX

0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 2>song trophy.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not gay enough to listen to Charlie xx.

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<v Speaker 1>See my divas are Madonna, chaer any Linux, none of

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<v Speaker 1>them are twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>You never listened to Sophie.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she has a thick neck. I'm sorry. All my

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<v Speaker 1>divas are seventy plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Sophie died.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she didn't make it. Sorry Sophie, I've just broken.

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<v Speaker 2>Gus, devastated I've ever been.

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<v Speaker 1>In my I'll listen to Sophie. I'll listen to Sofie.

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<v Speaker 2>Give a fuck if you listen to Sophie now, nobody shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't because I don't want you to listen to

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<v Speaker 2>her and be like, oh my god, it sounds like bubbles.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like plastic, and I'm like, yes, it does.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like plastic and it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not allowed to say it sounds like plastic.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like ketamine. Okay, I like that to circle

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<v Speaker 2>it back so special five hours ago and we started talking.

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<v Speaker 2>This was wild.

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<v Speaker 1>It was I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said disparaging things

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<v Speaker 1>about Sophie.

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<v Speaker 2>I slept for like three hours last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, thank you for being here. That's cool, and

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<v Speaker 1>you have to go to work.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. Yeah, I got Yeah, I got freakin' twisted.

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<v Speaker 1>You got twisted.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew I had to be here in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was like, that's not gonna stop a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>chaotic bitch from getting drunk with the girlies period. Period.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you for being here. Janey, please bet for Janeye.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me Happy birthday. It's my thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh can I plug one show?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I plug a show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing a solo set at No tomorrow and Underground

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<v Speaker 2>Atlanta on the twenty first of June. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>very different, very special because it's just gonna be me

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<v Speaker 2>playing with like little backing tracks and shit. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>excited about it. I'm gonna play a lot of songs

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<v Speaker 2>that like I've not like ever gotten to play, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>never will be able to play again. So yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really happy with the little set list I put together.

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<v Speaker 2>So be intimate in private if you if you're true

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<v Speaker 2>Janey head, come on out. It'll be fun. And my

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<v Speaker 2>friend Tea Fling is on tour and is headlining and

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<v Speaker 2>she's fucking great.

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<v Speaker 1>So beautiful and remind us of the day and where again.

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<v Speaker 2>June twenty first, at No Tomorrow and Underground Atlanta shouts

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<v Speaker 2>out to No Tomorrow Priscilla, it's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Awesome Priscilla on the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>She's so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay she's a trans woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she's just a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I could talk to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that sounds interesting. I mean I just think she's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I like cool people. Yeah, well, thank you, Jane. Please

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<v Speaker 1>go check Jannie out June twenty first, vote for her

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<v Speaker 1>on the Pea Cheese and we'll see you all on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Wednesday's episode is featuring Alia Issa, who is a former

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<v Speaker 1>transman who has a positive outlook on de transition. So

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<v Speaker 1>please give this episode a listen on Wednesday and I

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<v Speaker 1>will see you all then have a wonderful rest of

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<v Speaker 1>your week.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye, Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>Beauty Translated is hosted by me Carmen Laurent and produced

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<v Speaker 1>by Kurt Garon and Jessica Crinchicch, with production assistance from

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