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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenty Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi there. My name is Casey Rabeck and I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from your internet provider. I was looking for Sasha speaking Sasha.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Good? The reason I'm calling today

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Speaker 1: is that your contract with US is going to be

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Speaker 1: up next month, and I'm calling to go over some

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Speaker 1: pricing adjustments with you. Okay, like like what, well, let

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Speaker 1: me let me just pull up your account here and

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Speaker 1: I can tell you exactly what might be changing on

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Speaker 1: your bill. Okay, okay. One second, According to our information,

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Speaker 1: last month, you sent and received three hundred and twenty

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Speaker 1: three emails. Wow, okay, that's all. Yeah, good amount. You

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Speaker 1: streamed thirty three hours of music and twenty six hours

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Speaker 1: of video. Okay, And in the last thirty days you've

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Speaker 1: visited eight hundred and seventy unique web pages. Cool. I

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Speaker 1: had no idea into so many. Yeah, pretty cool. We

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Speaker 1: have all that information out our fingertips. Huh okay, sure, okay,

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Speaker 1: So here's my question. There was one day a week

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Speaker 1: or so ago that you clicked on a link that

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Speaker 1: said impossible not to laugh at these epic fails. What

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Speaker 1: so did you laugh at the epic fails? Or did

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Speaker 1: you not laugh? I was just wondering if that site

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Speaker 1: was worth it sounds funny though, Oh yeah, I don't remember. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think I would remember that, But that's

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Speaker 1: fine anyway, moving on. There was also one titled simple

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Speaker 1: trick with an empty soda can. That could be a

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Speaker 1: real lifesaver. How about that one? What's going on? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Just calling it over some pricing adjustments with you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't sound like price adjustments. It just sounds

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Speaker 1: like you're talking about what clicks on or didn't click on. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I got a little side tracked when I saw some

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Speaker 1: of the web pages you've been to. Let me just

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Speaker 1: look at your account one more time. Oh oh, I

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Speaker 1: do want to ask you about this though. First. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: there was another site you went to and it said

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Speaker 1: X wife falls out of attic has been living in

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Speaker 1: it for seven years? Whoa, so? What so? What so?

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Speaker 1: What happened to the X wife? What she's been doing

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Speaker 1: up in the attic for seven years. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what's happening right now? You know, if you're interested

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Speaker 1: in this stuff that much, you can just google it. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: i've got you on the phone. I figured I might

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Speaker 1: as well ask you. That's crazy. She's living up there

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Speaker 1: for seven years? What was she doing? I have no idea. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you call me about the price adjustment. Can we just

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Speaker 1: do that so we can get off the phone. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, I get a little sidetracked when I

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Speaker 1: see really interesting headlines like that. So well, it's how professional? Okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. One thing I do need to

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Speaker 1: know before we move on, though, Okay, better not be

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Speaker 1: another clickbait thing, okay that you want to know about.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember a saying no, no, this is definitely

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Speaker 1: not a clickbait thing. But there was a site you

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Speaker 1: went to and it said the ten peanut butter recipes

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Speaker 1: that will take you to heaven and back. How was it?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Hanging up? Was that your response? Like?

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Speaker 1: When you went to it, You're like, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: With all the peanut butter recipes? That? Should I check

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Speaker 1: it out? Is that what you're saying, I don't whether

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Speaker 1: you check it out. That's not on me. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: hanging up the phone now. You are wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't hang up just yet because I have to

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Speaker 1: let you know it's a prank phone call first, what

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Speaker 1: is going on? This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your roommate Anna set you up. This is a joke, yes,

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Speaker 1: why because she told me that you guys share the

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Speaker 1: same computer and she just wanted me to play a

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Speaker 1: joke on you. That's all. What a colossal waste of time,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I agree? I agree? So then why

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Speaker 1: are you just keeping me on the phone. No, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I agree it's a waste of time. You never told

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Speaker 1: me about the peanut butter recipes. I'd like to know

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Speaker 1: one of them. Please look it up yourself and tell

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Speaker 1: Anna thanks for wasting a whole bunch of my days.

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Speaker 1: All right, you know my day's already been. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, we'll turn your day around if you

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Speaker 1: check out that article about that X wife who was

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Speaker 1: up in the attic for seven years, that probably, huh yeah,

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Speaker 1: probably would make your day better screw off. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jewel foone tabs weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenty two point five