WEBVTT - "Double Trouble" Recap Season 5, Episode 1 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:22.279 So I'll try to keep it to an hour and 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:23.720 let me put my phone on set. 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:26.160 We'll try to keep it to an hour. You're trying 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:27.800 to keep it you Yeah, exactly. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:31.120 I was gonna say, you're usually fine until I drag 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:31.920 you off the topic. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:36.360 I've been meeting you in your tangential tangency. 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:39.800 I would like to say, I it's I've had an 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:43.319 influence on you. Yeah, you make less sense as we 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.279 go along, and you and you're now, Yeah, you've got 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:48.560 your own little random factoid things that you know. 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:52.440 Random facts. I've even started cursing occasionally, like you have 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.280 up to the sweetened level here. It's really yeah, we're 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:57.000 working down. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:01.480 Yeah, well that's yeah, it's kind of yeah. I'm not 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.200 sure if it's an up or down depends on where 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:03.720 you are. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:05.840 But yeah, no, it's uh. And we were just talking 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:06.160 about that. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:07.759 We have a couple of cons coming up that we're 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.320 we're going to be at together, so that was great. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:12.000 I didn't know you were going, so I didn't either. 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:13.840 We were like, oh, hey, we have to reschedule, and 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:15.600 you're like, oh, yeah, I think I'm going to that too. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.640 I was like, ah, yes, usually that's you flying out 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:22.200 and Rachel, my manager, was like, hey, we have to reschedule, 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:23.000 and I was like, we do. 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:27.640 So, as you can see, we're both super on top 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:28.039 of things. 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:31.240 Were really I was like, I know, I said I'm 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.920 going to a convention and signed a thing, but I 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.479 was like, I don't know when I know where. 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.640 Well, this is months from now. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.880 Like to me, that's basically I mean, at this rate, 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:43.559 at the rate we're going, that is EON's from now. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.200 That is that is a hope and a wish, you 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:46.640 know what I mean. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:50.960 August please come on, Yeah in June. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:53.000 Let's just make it to the end of this. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.640 We'll just make it to the end of June. Yeah, 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.640 very talking about Eglitz. But by the way, are they 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:00.840 all do they are gone? 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.920 They still? Are they fledged? Well? 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:04.800 Oh yeah they fledged? 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:08.079 They fledged, but I mean I have ago, but they 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:09.840 they're fully fledged. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.480 But the babies come back for that's right for dinner, 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:15.520 the fish for dinner. Although the last couple of nights 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:18.480 only one eagle eaglet has come back, and so I'm 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.240 kind of worried about Gizmo. Gizmo hasn't been seen in 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:22.000 a couple of days. 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:26.280 Maybe Gizmo's out there just hopefully in his own life food. 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.079 And he's like, I am I am an. 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:30.799 Eagle now I know what I'm doing. And he's kind 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.440 of gotten it under control. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:32.720 I hope. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.680 So, I mean, the parents are kind of keeping an 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:38.000 eagle eye out for the babies and teaching them how 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.080 to hunt. But this is a very critical time because 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.080 I don't know that. I don't know the exact stats, 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:47.040 but there's something like there's only a sixty percent survival 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.959 rate for fledglings in this period because. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:53.600 Right because they brand new, brand new, and they don't well, 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.120 or they don't know yeah yeah. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.440 Yeah, okay, or if they don't know how to hunt yet, 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:01.720 they'll just steal food from other, right animals, or and. 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.760 So it's like, well, yeah, that's it doesn't end well. 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.960 No, it doesn't end well. So yeah, I'm a little nervous, 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:06.919 but that's okay. 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:08.480 I will keep me updated on gizmo. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.400 Okay, I know, God, we love Gizmo. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:12.080 Is so sweet. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.080 Yeah, but I'm very excited for the end of the week. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:23.440 This is my Vegas weekend. I'm to Vegas again. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:29.000 And yeah, you're like, I it's like, you're just missing me. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:30.040 Just gonna be. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:35.480 FaceTime me the entire way there. No, God, no, I 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:40.000 won't do that plane heading back from New York anyway, the. 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.840 Day he's driving out to Vegas. Cut your own travels too. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.920 Yeah, big big week for us, that big huge week. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:50.720 What so new Kids Presidency? This is the moment, is 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.440 the opening I was gonna say, this has to be 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.720 opening weekend, because there's no way that you would not 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.080 be at opening weekend. Like, there's no way that this 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:00.200 would Opening weekend would have come and gone and we wouldn't. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.200 Ever about it exactly. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.920 No, So they're just doing two shows this weekend. I'm 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:07.600 going to be at both shows for sure. I'm so excited. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.360 I don't know they they've promised there's lots of like 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.280 new exciting things, but they just started rehearsal. 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:15.720 No, like new. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:21.039 Number, something new. You don't take this nearly seriously enough, 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.520 Just like when I started twenty seventh, nineteen ninety one 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.160 Super Bowl performance. You didn't take that seriously either. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:28.800 I didn't, So you have to. 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:30.280 This is serious business. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:31.000 I'm sorry. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:35.680 I'm sorry, I apologize, I apologize, I'm just yeah. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.719 Well, they just started rehearsals last week, so I've lowered 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.160 my expectations because I'm like, oh, what have they planned. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.120 It's going to be huge, But it's like, no, they're 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:47.320 just they just started rehearsals. So they just started rehearsals. Yeah, 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.720 they're known for waiting till the last minute before they 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:52.080 put together. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:57.680 Yeah right, actually am I like yeah, more than I 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:58.359 even realized. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.640 The spent Like the first we fighting over like I 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:03.320 want to do this, no, we should do this, and 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.440 then in the last couple of days they pull it together. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.839 So so basically like the full and Fuller House cast us, 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.520 we're like, no, I'm going to do this. No, no, no, 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.600 and then like by Friday, we're like that was great. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:16.359 Oh that was great. Yeah, like wow, better than we 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:17.840 expected exactly. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.039 But to know that everyone has the same sort of 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:26.760 creative process, yes, yes, well, and to be fair, it 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:28.720 kind of also like with us, like when you've been 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.480 doing it so long with the same group of people, 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:33.840 like you have just a language that you're like, I 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.039 don't even I know I know how this is going 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:36.240 to go. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:37.400 You just work all together. 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:39.760 Yeah, you know what the other persons you know, who 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.960 goes with the flow. Yeah, it's a difficult one, like 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:46.920 you just know like, oh, here we go that one 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.919 doesn't care that one will forget his difficult one. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:52.719 Who's the difficult one? Do I want to say it publicly? 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:53.960 I don't know. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:06:01.760 It's my guy, it's it's well, he's just very opinionated, 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.400 and he's just like he's the little he's the little guy. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.680 He's the he's the youngest. So he's like, hey, guys, 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:09.560 hey guys, you should do it this way. And Donnie 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:12.440 Wohlberg is like, nope, I'm the driver of this bus. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:13.320 We're doing it this way. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:13.680 God. 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.280 So, yeah, Joseph, he's a bit of a He's very 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.200 pretty to look at, but he's a bit of a diva. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.000 So that's okay. I love you. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.200 We all need a little diva. We all need a 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.680 little diva from time to time, so we do. So 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.080 technically he married us. Uh he phone married us, so 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:30.640 I can't. I can't say that, you know, I mean 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:31.200 the minister. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:35.320 Yeah, Fuller full in our house. That was amazing. Yeah, 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:36.599 talking about a surprise. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.840 Oh my god, that was that was so hilarious. 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:42.800 Uh So yeah, Well, the exciting weekend for you, exciting weekend. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.600 I will give you a full recap next. I can't wait. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.960 You want it or not? Are you kidding. At this point, 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:54.599 I want it all. I just I enjoy your joybe 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:55.840 I really do like. 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:58.240 You get just the look on your face right now, 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:00.480 you are so excited, and I love it. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:01.279 I love it for you. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:05.360 I whenever I see people just enjoying the thing that's 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:06.560 their jam like, it's great. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.200 So I'm very happy for you to be so much funny. Thanks. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.520 Yes, it's my my one time where I get to 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:15.000 go act like a teenager and just have fun and 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.480 hopefully the kids don't burn down the house and it's. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:22.520 Gonna be great. It's gonna be awesome. Well just give 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:26.360 them a fire extinguishers. Okay, yeah, here's all the fire. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:29.240 XP drop and roll and here's yeah, right, here's a 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.040 fire extinguisher. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:30.520 Well. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.080 Yeah, I'm going to New York A the end of 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.679 the week because I'm doing press for the Lifetime movie 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:37.640 comes out on the twenty first. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:39.840 Oh great, I want to watch this this. 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:46.119 Yeah, of course, it's a you know, rather dramatic title, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:49.520 but uh dateless to Dangerous my Son's Secret Life. Oh 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.400 you know, it's a whole thing. But it's about, you know, 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:52.760 the radicalization. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:53.200 Of young men online. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:56.240 And I'm sort of into these violent manisphered things and 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.600 I play the mom so I think it's actually like 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.600 the first time I've played for the mom of teens, 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:05.240 which was great. I was like, oh finally, I'm like, 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.960 oh right, actually you know a mom of teens. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:11.080 So yes, not just babies that are never seen again, 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.360 right right right for eighties graadies. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.720 But no, it was I'm really proud of it and excited. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:17.680 So but yeah, I got to go. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:20.720 I got to go to uh, good Morning America, and 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:25.280 I don't know what else, you know, where are we going? 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:25.600 Yeah? 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:30.160 Right, so Jess like, here, here's your itinerary. We'll just 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:31.160 point you in the right direct. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:31.640 That's great. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.720 And I show up and I do the thing and 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.880 then I just go point me somewhere next. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:36.640 Nice. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.040 Nice, You're fun and I'm gonna be so great. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.560 I can't wait to see you in this role. Very different, 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.480 very dramatic. Yeah, and I'm sure you're gonna rock it. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:45.160 Thank you. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.960 I mean I'm excited for it. And then uh, and 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.319 then I get to go to you know, New. 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:53.040 York for two nights, so great, are you a show? 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:56.079 Are you going to go? I've got a. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:09:00.000 Bunch of I've got several friends. Uh, just because I 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.679 mescal lived there, and because I was there so often 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:04.920 and just over the years, I have quite a bit 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:06.760 of friends that live in New York. So it's always 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:08.600 like hard to be like, oh no, I have like 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.880 such a limited time. And also I'm like, I'm tired. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:12.360 I got to get up early in the morning for. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:15.160 The jet jet lag. But yeah, I let a couple of. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.120 People know, I'll probably do like an early dinner, which 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:22.200 in New York is you know, eight pm. My god, 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:26.000 I forgot how late you guys do things here. But yeah, 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.400 it'll be sleep, it'll be low key, and uh, it'll 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:30.320 probably be hot, humit. 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.840 So I don't imagine all oh yeah, but. 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.640 Yeah, it's pretty much like a fly in, say that night, 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.080 get up the next day, press fly out the day after. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.040 So oh so you don't have a ton of time. Okay, 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.680 I don't have a ton, but it's it's a working trip. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.560 Yeah, it's a work trip, and it's I don't have to, 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:48.320 you know, pay for my hotel. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:49.800 So I'm enjoying it. 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.080 And sometimes the best thing to do after a press 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.600 day is to go back to your room and order 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:54.240 room service. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.480 That's what I'm sort of like being at a convention 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.800 when you're like, I've given everything I've got, I have zero, 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.240 I have zero left. 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:03.319 I have no voice. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:07.120 I mean I have already no voice from this weekend. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.520 So yeah, from from the No King stuff. So yeah, 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:15.080 I am a little horse today. Oh man, you're gonna 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:20.040 do The protests were great? No, yeah, you're very busy. Yes, 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:21.760 I'm very busy. 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.200 Yeah. Did you up both days or just Saturday? 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:29.200 It was just Saturday. Saturday Sunday they shut off downtown. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.160 You couldn't any of the freeways, you couldn't get off 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:32.600 in downtown. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.559 You couldn't get downtown. Oh wow, yeah, they closed it. 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:39.480 So yeah, Michael had a he had a photo shoot 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:43.880 to do it, a listing somewhere around there for Saturday, 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.200 and I'm like, I might just move it to Monday. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:46.800 Yeah. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:47.800 Yeah, no way, you're. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.839 Gonna unless you want to come join us, you know 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.679 what I mean. It's just not Yeah, you're but you're 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:57.720 not going to get anywhere easily or effectively, right, It's yeah, right, right? 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.920 Well shall we uh? Shall we do the thing? 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:05.880 Welcome to season five? This is incredible? How are we here? 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.640 How are we in season five? Right? 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.839 I mean we just watched season four I know how 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:11.199 we're here. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.360 I mean, I know how right I am, Like Jesse says, 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:16.520 I know how we got here right. 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:19.719 But yeah, it does feel like it's gone by. It's 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:20.400 gone by quickly. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.040 But yet at the same time, I also feel like 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.040 we've been doing our show now for like such a 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.400 long time, Like I don't know, we've just covered so 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:28.400 much ground we. 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:31.920 Have well in season four. Literally we've we were doing 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:32.760 season four for like. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:36.640 A year, last for like a long time. Twenty six, Yeah, 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:37.360 twenty six. 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:41.560 It's a long time. So I am ready for season five. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.880 Welcome back to Howard Taneritos. I'm Andrea Barber and I'm 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:49.400 Jodie Sweeten, and today we're discussing season five, episode one, 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:56.679 Double Treble Woo. It originally aired September seventeenth, nineteen ninety one. Okay, 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.560 so we're still in nineteen ninety one. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.480 Still in ninety one later and towards the end. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.440 Heading towards the end, and it goes a little something 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:07.720 like this. Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:12.760 they learn she is expecting twins. Michelle is nervous on 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:16.280 the first day of kindergarten. Okay, so we're repeating some 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:20.240 storylines here, like you know, with Stephanie did kindergarten, right, 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.040 you know, five seasons ago and now Michelle is nervous. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.199 K kindergarten is a big shift. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.600 It's a huge shift. Yeah, it's a big, big milestone. 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.160 This episode was directed by Joels wick Y Joel. 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:32.800 Yay Joel. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:36.080 It was written by Jeff Franklin. We love you, Jeff. 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:39.199 We love you despite what we're gonna we love about 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.559 in this episode. And we have some great guest stars. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:47.320 We have Wendy Cutler as doctor Sinclair. This is her 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.640 second appearance on Full House. She was here in season 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:54.640 three's Mister Egghead as Missus Hardesty. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:58.520 Yeah, he was like, we've seen her before, Gregory. She 0:12:58.600 --> 0:12:59.600 was a different again. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.719 I mean she she's a part time doctor, you know 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.360 what I mean, Like she's just your sort of here 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.280 and there right right right. She it was she went 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.079 to medical school and was like, you know what I 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:15.400 think would be a better option teaching, and so yeah, 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.120 she's like I think I'm just gonna like do this 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:19.880 whole obg y n thing, like I don't know, two 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.480 three days a week, you know, afternoons. 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:28.000 Moonlights as a kacologist right after she teaches kindergarteners or 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.160 not kinder after whatever, she was teaching. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.959 Third grade, secondrade whatever. Yeah, it's so great. 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.920 But when she will return later this season for episode 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:39.840 ten Happy Birthday Babies, when the. 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.240 Oka I was going to say for someone else, No, no, 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:43.439 same guynecologists. 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:47.480 She's a delivery person. She's a big voice actress. She 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:52.319 did voices for Frozen and Frozen two, SpongeBob, Sponge on 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:57.640 the Run, and Curious George the movie Fantallous. Next, we 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:04.880 have Philip Levine as mister Lowry, the hot fourth grade teacher. 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.400 Like I get it, like you. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:07.640 Know, y. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.200 Grade, Like yeah, yeah, You're just like. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.400 Oh, he's so cute, you know, you don't understand. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:13.760 Yeah. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:18.120 Yeah. He retired from acting after twenty years in the 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:21.040 business and became a high school teacher in Santa Barbara, 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.040 teaching theater arts. So it's like he wasn't clearly inspired. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.960 This was where it started. We've ended careers and we've 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.760 also begun some. This is yeah, this is one of 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:30.720 our success stories. 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:32.840 The hot fourth grade teacher. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.680 Yep. He played Mitch Kaufman on Days of Our Lives 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:40.480 in thirty three episodes. We never overlapped though, so unfortunately 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.720 he was on Dallas and Knott's landing, and he'll be 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:47.920 back later this season in episode seventeen Spellbound, Got It, 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:51.000 It's not the last of mister Lowry. Then we have 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:56.080 the incomparable Jill Lockhart as missus will Trout. Yes, what 0:14:56.200 --> 0:15:01.120 a legend. She played Timmy's mom and Lassie and doctor 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:05.640 Maureen Robinson in Lost in Space. She's the quintessential TV 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.760 mom and we love her. She's a Broadway actress. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:13.120 She wanted Tony like this is super talented, big time. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:14.000 How did we get her? 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:15.720 I always I'm always asking. 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:17.400 That, how did we get hurt? I don't know, but 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:18.240 I don't know. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.400 And then she'll be back to in the next She'll 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.760 return in the very next episode got It. And last, 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:30.040 but certainly not least, we have Taj Maurie Mauri I 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.960 know response at this point is Taj Maury as Teddy. 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:35.239 This is his first. 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:39.920 Appearance we interviewed him and perhaps the most energetic interview 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:45.120 of Howard Tannerita vibe such a good vibe. It's just 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.840 that he really is smiling too. That guy is just 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:53.200 a ball of energy. And Last, but certainly not least, 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:57.280 we have Jason Clay as student. He doesn't get a name, 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.160 but he did lots of guest appearances on and he's 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:01.440 a nineties show Small Wonder. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.360 Don't get me started on Small Wonder. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:12.920 Love it we recapping that next Gladly Gladly, I mean 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.120 a little girl robot. Come on, yeah, we should do. 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:20.560 We should recap Small Wonder Golden Girls, Like there's a 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.720 lot yeah kids on the block Saturday morning. 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:24.440 I've got thoughts about a lot of things. 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.200 So we could see so many thoughts. 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:30.160 But what did the student do? I don't remember him 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.080 doing anything. Did he say something? 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:36.480 I don't know he I think he's in your classroom, 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:40.520 because I like, is there a boy that says something 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:41.760 and he like makes fun of stuff? 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:43.000 Probably, I don't know. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.400 Anyway, cut his line, but he still got a credit. 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:45.760 I don't know. 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.000 I don't know, but yeah, I didn't recognize him either. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.440 All right, We start with the teaser in Michelle's room. 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:55.120 It's nighttime and Michelle's eyes are closed, but she's not 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.760 asleep yet. She shouts, Michelle, go to sleep, you have 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.800 a big day tomorrow. Then she opens her eyes and 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.640 admits this is not working. 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:04.840 Been there. 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.480 Joey walks in and teases, I know someone who can't 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.600 sleep because she's thinking about her first day of kindergarten. 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:14.560 And Dave's hair is. 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.800 So long, like, this is mullet. 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:20.680 He he has crossed the line into mullet territory, Dave. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:25.080 We left the mullet behind in season two. That back Dave, 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:29.080 But this was this is is a mullet. 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:31.399 But yeah, but it's like a little longer on the 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.200 top like John's was, like the short and the long. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:34.600 You know. 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:39.800 True, this mullet is more proportional to the rest of 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.359 his head. But it was still mullet territory. 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.359 It's still mullet territory. It's a choice. It's a choice. 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:47.600 Look, we're only in ninety one. We haven't gotten that 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:48.800 far away from the mullets. 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:50.000 That's true, it hasn't been. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.439 There's still some mullet bleed over, you know what I mean. 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:54.920 Little Yeah, maybe he. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:58.280 Was inspired by the last episode of season four where 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:00.800 there were all the mullets and the rippers Jesse. 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:01.080 And the movie. 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:05.359 We're not like, yeah, that was just months ago. It 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:07.960 was just months ago, early ninety one. Mullets everywhere. So 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:10.879 I think we're just we're it's the last sort of 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.879 that's the the death knell of the mullet. 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:19.120 You know, yes, yes, this is great. So Michelle responds, 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.919 so do I, and Joey flicks on the lights and 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:25.600 offers to sing her a nice soothing lullaby. He pulls 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:29.639 out his harmonica and plays the bluesiest tune we've heard before, 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.240 the bluesy tune that we've heard before. 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.359 This is like a repeat teaser. Didn't we just do 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:38.239 this the bluesy tunes? We just said, it took us 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:39.280 forever we get here. 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.119 Do you think when people were watching this week to 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:42.240 week they remembered that? 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:46.480 No, no, just because we watched it like two weeks ago. 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:47.480 Feels fresh. 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:52.040 There's seven sitcom storylines and you know what I mean, 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:54.640 like and there's just variations on. 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:55.120 All of them. 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:59.360 So they just just changed the actors, change the clothes 0:18:58.320 --> 0:18:59.960 and ages. 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:00.639 Has changed the thing. 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:04.119 Yeah, yeah, that's the same foot also super soothing and 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:05.240 really a great way. 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:07.880 To uh call the child down. 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.679 Yeah, so much for a lullabye, like this is just 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:15.879 energizing her. Uh. So he sings, Michelle's getting sleepy, and 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.480 she chimes in, oh no she's not. She's excited about kindergarten, 0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:23.399 and Joey adds, because she gets milk in a little curtain. 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:26.160 I remember those little Do they still serve those those 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:27.520 little milk curtains? 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:29.560 I mean, I don't know. It's I haven't been to 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:34.080 elementary school. While I think they do, ye like elementary school, 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:35.280 because they still get the. 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:39.000 Little the little tray, yeah, with the sad meal and 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:43.480 the limp vegetable and then the carton of milk. Yeah, yeah, okay, 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:47.000 Michelle takes it away. When I need to sleep, I 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:49.800 get milk and cookies. She jumps out of bed and 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:53.960 darts towards the door while Joey finishes his soothing lullaby. 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:58.320 She can't she's got the can't sleep. School's starting too 0:19:58.359 --> 0:20:02.480 excited about kindergarten. Needs some milk and cookie blues, and 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:08.480 it's it's early. Michelle runs back in for her grand finale. 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:12.560 She sings, oh yeah, joe admits that chick knocks me out. 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:15.359 He flips his harmonica back into his shirt pocket and 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:19.480 says yeah to end the teaser, and we're done. 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:21.840 And then there we go, And now we've set up 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:27.760 what's happening, Well, at least, well the first's. 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:27.520 At least tied to the show. 0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:30.439 This is true, rather than just a random Michelle moment 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.720 where she's feeling uncomfortable and looking to Sugar to solve 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:34.320 her problems. 0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:38.120 Yeah, this is relevant. She's nervous about the first day 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:38.879 off Kigdergarten. 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:39.760 True, very true. 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:43.520 Uh, we see opening credits that are the same as 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:46.560 season four. Aren't you new credits yet? I'm really mad 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:49.440 because season five is when I finally get my own 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:51.520 opening credit, and it's not here. 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:54.359 Well, it's I don't think it was here yet because 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:58.160 I think we shot him after we came back. Yeah, 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:00.639 so after we came back, so usually like the second 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:01.720 or third week, they come out. 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:04.080 I think, yeah, we'll see him in episode five, so 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:06.359 we have to wait a few moments before we see it. 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:08.800 But I was just like, oh, I was so excited. Yeah. 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:11.000 I normally don't watch the opening credits, but I did 0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:12.920 this time, waiting to see myself. 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:14.760 I know, you know what I did too, because I 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:16.159 was like, oh, wait, season five, I think we do 0:21:16.200 --> 0:21:16.760 something different. 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:19.960 It's we're right, just not yet. It's just not yet. Yes, 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:21.840 that's to come. They had to shoot him first and 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:23.440 edit them and then put them in. 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:29.280 Well, we did them in San Francisco. Did we are 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:29.960 these the ones? 0:21:30.760 --> 0:21:35.440 No? No, well I did mine in the kitchen set. 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:36.359 I don't think, maybe not. 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:38.720 I don't know. We'll find out. For a person in 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:40.040 San Francisco. I don't remember it. 0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:42.880 I don't know, I don't My memory is not that great. 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:45.439 Some of the fanarido's please chime in and let us 0:21:45.480 --> 0:21:49.080 know where we shot these intros and when they appear. 0:21:57.080 --> 0:21:59.760 Moving on, we are in the kitchen. Jesse walks into 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:03.960 the house, shouting, Hey, everybody, I'm home. It's the middle 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:08.199 of the night. It's very Jesse is so Jesse. He 0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:11.960 sees Commet and excitedly greets him. But Commet couldn't care 0:22:12.160 --> 0:22:13.400 less that Jesse is there. 0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:14.679 Yeah, he's sleeping. 0:22:14.760 --> 0:22:19.119 Even the door dog retrievers, retrievers who who live to 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:22.120 greet you? This one is like, forget it, dude, It's 0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:24.160 it's too early in the morning. 0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:25.840 Quiet. Yeah. 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:29.400 So Jesse runs upstairs and shouts, Hey, wake up, everyone, 0:22:29.440 --> 0:22:35.040 wake up, I'm home. Wait all the bedroom doors come on, dude. 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:36.120 I'm just like nobody. 0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:39.560 Nobody wants to greet you at three in the morning. Yeah. 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:41.880 Well, which is why the next little bit is very 0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:42.719 funny true. 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:46.800 All the bedroom doors slowly open to reveal his groggy 0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:49.880 family members. Jesse is a ball of energy as he 0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:52.840 hugs each one of them. Danny walks out and reminds 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:56.080 Jesse that it's three a m. And tomorrow's the first 0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:59.760 day of school and Jesse's on lunch making duty tomorrow. 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:02.600 After Danny walks away and the rest of the family 0:23:02.640 --> 0:23:06.159 have gone back into their respective rooms, Jesse can't believe 0:23:06.280 --> 0:23:08.960 that that's all he gets after being gone all summer. 0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:15.080 Dude, read the room Michelle as exactly a specialty. 0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:19.680 No, he's missing that gene. Michelle appears at her doorway 0:23:19.680 --> 0:23:22.200 to tell him next time, come home earlier. 0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:28.600 Ye, yes, the child speaks the truth again. The sage 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:31.880 wisdom of Michelle is but. 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:35.000 He ignores her request and shouts becky at the top 0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:37.280 of his lungs before heading up to the attic. 0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:41.600 Because every pregnant woman loves to be interrupted in their sleep, 0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:44.960 because it's hard enough not by. 0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:47.240 The time you get in a comfortable position and drift 0:23:47.280 --> 0:23:48.440 off and you will. 0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:48.760 Get a pee. 0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:51.840 Then you got a pee, and then your your husband 0:23:51.920 --> 0:23:54.080 heads home and starts screaming your name in the hallway. 0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:58.680 So Becky is fast asleep, of course, but Jesse continues 0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:01.199 to yell. Anyway. He turns on the lights when he 0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:04.960 gets inside, and we see Becky is sporting a huge 0:24:05.640 --> 0:24:06.359 baby bump. 0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:07.720 Right. 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:10.880 I don't know, that's a lot quickly gone like he's 0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:11.200 been going. 0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:12.280 He's been gone the whole summer. 0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:16.720 I mean, it's been like three months. She looks nine 0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:19.919 months pregnant. That's the whole point of the episode. She 0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:21.600 finds out there's two of them in there. 0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:27.080 I think, not that you're not that big at eight 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:30.560 weeks or ten weeks, you don't really start showing, even 0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:34.120 with twins. I don't think you start showing untill twenty weeks, 0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:38.320 eighteen weeks. I've never had twins. I've never had twins either, 0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:42.520 but I definitely didn't start showing until after twenty weeks. Yeah, yeah, 0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:45.399 with one, even with a singleton. But anyways, you're right, 0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:48.680 the joke's gotta work. Becky's huge, she's swearing. 0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:49.560 That big moon bump. 0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:50.240 Right. 0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:52.479 And to be fair, to be fair, Laurie is tiny 0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:54.959 and very petite. That's true. That's true. 0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:57.560 To fit two of them in there, it would look 0:24:58.080 --> 0:24:59.040 she would it would look. 0:24:59.000 --> 0:25:00.000 Large, that's true. 0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:02.720 Oh yeah, she's a tiny little woman and so yeah, 0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:05.240 two babies are already taking up a ton of room. 0:25:06.160 --> 0:25:07.600 Uh and according to wait. 0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:10.840 Yeah, according to twins can start to show as early as. 0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:11.639 Six to eight weeks. 0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:14.120 Oh wow, okay, there we go. All right, there we go. 0:25:14.280 --> 0:25:18.760 These these twins are just stating really fast. Jesse and 0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:21.199 Rebecca give each other a big hug and kiss, and 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:24.439 Jesse notices her belly. He lets out, I have mercy, 0:25:24.920 --> 0:25:28.200 and she agrees with him, comparing herself to Frosty the Snowman. 0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:31.360 Jesse says that when he saw her two weeks ago, 0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:34.760 she looked pregnant, but now she looks enormous. 0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:37.919 Two weeks so he saw her. 0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:39.760 Did he come home two weeks ago? 0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:43.320 Did she fly out? And she maybe? I think? Well, 0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:45.000 remember she was like, I can go with you on 0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:46.560 some and she was gonna take time off. 0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:49.919 So then she flew home two weeks ago, okay, and 0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:52.600 he had to wrap things up the last two weeks 0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:55.720 and then apparently in the last two weeks she has exploded. 0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.720 Okay there, that's kind of how it happens too. You know, 0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.199 one day you're day You're like, whoa, where did this 0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:01.600 come from? 0:26:01.680 --> 0:26:01.880 Yeah? 0:26:03.400 --> 0:26:07.760 So Becky's eyes widened at the word enormous and Jackie Jackie. 0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:14.960 Jesse, here we go, Jackie Jacky Jackie lives. Long live Jackie. 0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:16.439 I will never give that up. 0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:18.399 Yeah. 0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:22.280 Even Manny was like Jackie like, yes, it's it's a 0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:30.000 thing now. So Jackie or Jesse backtracks enormously pregnant, and 0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:32.919 Becky admits she's amazed by it. One morning she just 0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:37.399 woke up, looked down and her feet were gone. Jesse 0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:40.560 touches her belly and says, hi to the baby. He's 0:26:40.600 --> 0:26:43.840 shocked that. He feels the baby kicking, and he asks 0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:45.440 Becky why it's up so late. 0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:49.440 She laughs, you came in the room, am bro. Even 0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:52.840 the embryo is like, god, you scared me. 0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:56.120 You know, yeah something? 0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.800 Yes, why he's startled and he's trying to go back 0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:00.359 to sleep. 0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:03.200 He's rolling over trying to get away from a loud noise. 0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:07.840 She laughs, and she grabs a book, telling Jesse he 0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:10.119 needs to read this because it tells you everything you 0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:13.399 need to know about having a baby. He nods and 0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:15.919 begins to read the book right away. He opens up 0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:18.639 to chapter one and smirks, uh, I think we already 0:27:18.720 --> 0:27:21.880 covered that chapter Becky laughs and they start to make 0:27:21.920 --> 0:27:23.880 out and we're out. 0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:27.200 So what does that mean? I'm just kidding. 0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:29.840 You're like, Michelle, where do you? 0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:36.560 What is that? What's on that chapter? Right? How do 0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:38.560 babies sleep? Where do they sleep? 0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:40.760 And there? They come out at night and then they 0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:41.640 crawl back up in there. 0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:47.040 So the next morning, Danny's drinking his coffee in the 0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:50.840 kitchen reading the paper when DJ walks down. She is 0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:53.920 all dressed up in a denim buttoned top and black 0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:56.960 shorts for her first day of high school, and Danny 0:27:57.000 --> 0:28:01.080 has to treasure at this moment. He tells her to 0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:05.600 sit on his lap, and she cringes with embarrassment, and I. 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:08.000 Too, am cringing with him. By Christmas, Yeah, I was like. 0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:11.679 He remembers the moment he first held DJ in his 0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:14.880 arms and saw his reflection on her little bald head. 0:28:15.720 --> 0:28:18.119 She's embarrassed yet again, and she tells him she's got 0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:20.840 to go, but she points to her outfit and asks 0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:24.000 him how does she look. He smiles and says cute, 0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:27.600 and she's devastated. Cute you're supposed to say, I look 0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:30.200 way too hot and can't leave the house dressed like this. 0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:35.080 Danny corrects himself. I'm sorry, honey, you look very sexy. 0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:38.080 Oh god, this was so yeah, there were so many 0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:40.120 other words that it could have been right. 0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:40.960 So many other words. 0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:42.480 This did not land. 0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:44.320 And I know it's supposed to be it's supposed to 0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:46.840 be uncomfortable, but also it was. 0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.360 Another level of uncomfortableness. 0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:53.120 Yeah. Yeah, particularly for the fact that she's like kind 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:55.240 of wearing a smock, you know, like it's not like 0:28:55.360 --> 0:29:00.320 she's like it's a long sleeve, like high necked denim shirt. Nothing. 0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:02.920 Yeah, there was nothing revealing about it at all. 0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:04.200 It was just Yeah, the. 0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:07.200 Whole moment was not it was it was a it 0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:09.040 was a weird moment for me, and. 0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:13.320 Yeah, it was super weird. Like the first one didn't land, 0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.800 but then the writer's doubled down into the second awkward moment. 0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:19.680 It's like, no, none of these jokes are landing. Let's 0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:22.040 just please, please, let's move on from this moment. 0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:23.880 So thank god. 0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:27.880 Kimmy walks in and she's wearing a black oversized T 0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:30.800 shirt dress and a patterned scarf around her neck. She 0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:35.280 looks very demure. She greets dj oh ahdij and then 0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:38.480 she looks at Danny and calls him Big Dan. Danny 0:29:38.480 --> 0:29:42.240 says hi and tells Kimmy she looks nice. She smiles, thanks. 0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:45.440 My dad said the same thing. Danny turns back to 0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:48.440 DJ to lecture her. You see, you don't always have 0:29:48.520 --> 0:29:52.480 to dress hot to attract attention. Meanwhile, Kimmy is altering 0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:55.560 her entire wardrobe behind him. She takes her hair out 0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:58.120 of the bun, pulls down her bright red tights, and 0:29:58.200 --> 0:30:01.840 takes off the oversized T shirt reveal a tight fitted, 0:30:02.040 --> 0:30:03.800 bit dazzled mini dress. 0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:08.920 You looked so cute. It looked great. Let's stare, I say, sexy. No, 0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:10.560 you looked you did? 0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:14.400 You looked you looked cute. You probably hated every moment 0:30:14.440 --> 0:30:14.800 of it. 0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.800 Well, it was I didn't like revealing things, so I 0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:19.800 felt self conscious about how right? Right? 0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:23.480 But no, it was great. You looked it was fantastic. 0:30:23.480 --> 0:30:25.760 And I did love this bit because it like doing 0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:28.280 the timing and the dab and Bob could kind of 0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:30.880 tell what was happening based on the audience's reaction, right, 0:30:31.120 --> 0:30:32.120 so you could time it. 0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:33.720 Right. 0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:34.360 It was a funny. 0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:36.920 You could be so great. 0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:41.400 So while all of this is going on, Danny's lecture 0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:44.960 to DJ continues and He concludes with right now, you 0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:48.000 can actually learn something from Kimmy, and then he turns 0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:50.360 around to see Kimmy's altered appearance and he has to 0:30:50.360 --> 0:30:53.680 do a double take. Jimmy tells Deeed that they should 0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.800 head out, but DJ admits she has to change, considering 0:30:56.840 --> 0:31:00.600 her dad wants her to be more like Kimmy. Danny 0:31:00.600 --> 0:31:03.040 grabs DJ's hands and then says, no, no, no, you 0:31:03.120 --> 0:31:05.600 just go to school. He turns back and glances at 0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:09.520 Kimmy and then begs DJ please make new friends. She 0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:12.240 kisses her dad goodbye, and she and Kimmy head out. 0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.680 Then Jesse makes his way into the kitchen. He's instructing 0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:19.400 Becky on how to maneuver down the stairs with her 0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:23.240 big belly. Becky reminds him she's an expecting mother, not 0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:24.360 a jumbo jet. 0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:25.080 I would have. 0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:26.360 Thrown some of his head by now. 0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:30.400 And blamed it on Hormone's been like, I'm not responsible 0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:31.080 for my actions. 0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:36.280 I'm sorry, uh, Jesse responds, Please, the baby can pick 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:40.800 up your sarcasm. Becky is confused, so he explains, I 0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:42.920 was up all night reading that baby book and it 0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:45.640 said that even in the womb, the baby can sense 0:31:45.760 --> 0:31:48.920 everything that's going on, So starting right now, I want 0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:54.000 happy voices and soothing sounds. Danny wonders if he's going 0:31:54.040 --> 0:31:56.640 a bit overboard, and Jesse reminds him, I'm gonna be 0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:58.800 a father. Do you know what a big job that is? 0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:03.440 And Danny sarcastically remarks, oh gosh, no, Jess tell me. 0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:07.760 Jesse ignores the sarcasm and says that means I'm going 0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:10.880 to be responsible for another human life, and I want 0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:14.400 it to start outright. He makes his way back to 0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:17.200 Becky and hands her a cassette player, telling her to 0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:18.440 carry it at all times. 0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:20.360 Oh, a cassette play. 0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:24.680 I know. This was just a relic, right. 0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:28.640 A cassette player Walkman, which was like the height of technology. 0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:31.160 Oh, that was cool. When those came out. Everybody had 0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:31.640 to have one. 0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:32.760 Everybody had to have them. 0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:37.120 And let me tell you, the headphones. If there is 0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:39.680 an opposite of noise canceling. 0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:39.840 It's those. 0:32:40.840 --> 0:32:44.040 It was, and it was like, it's sort of like 0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:47.160 your own little concert, but really it's you and the 0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:50.720 seven people standing within six feet of you who can 0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:53.120 hear everything that's going on on. 0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:55.480 These two little like sponges on. 0:32:55.440 --> 0:32:59.560 The ear, tiny little sponges. Yes, there was no filtering. 0:32:59.760 --> 0:33:03.240 Everyone could hear what it sounded like crap, I mean 0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:07.120 just the tape and sounded and. 0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:11.120 Yeah, but we it was the best. You could put 0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:14.080 one of those on it, rollerblade, Yeah. 0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.160 You could, you could. You had portable music for the 0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:16.800 first time. 0:33:16.960 --> 0:33:17.160 Yeah. 0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:24.280 Yeah, this was big. This was very big. So uh. 0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:27.640 He places this cassette player near Becky's belly and it 0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:30.320 begins to play what else but Elvis? 0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:34.200 Or close enough to Elvis that we can pay for true. 0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:37.360 Becky breaks the news that she will not be listening 0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:40.120 to Elvis twenty four hours a day, and Jesse had 0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:42.720 a feeling she'd say that, so he came prepared. He 0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:45.000 plugs a pair of headphones into the cassette player and 0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:49.000 places them around Becky's stomach To solve this problem, He 0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:52.000 proudly tells his wife, I bet its little lip is 0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:55.480 curling up right now. Then his eyes widened as he 0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:59.680 realizes the baby heard him call it it. Jesse tells 0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:01.840 her that they have to find out the gender, but 0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:05.880 Becky pushes back, no, you promised that we'd be surprised. 0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:11.160 Jesse reminds her, happy sounds, soothing voices, so Becky repeats 0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:14.280 herself in an over the top happy tone. Now, Jess, 0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:18.000 you agreed that we'd be surprised. Jesse's tone is just 0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.239 as happy as he says, but I want you to 0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:23.000 change your mind, and they argue back and forth in 0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:27.120 these cheerful tones. When Danny approaches Becky, he lifts the 0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:30.760 headphones from her belly to assure the baby, don't you worry? 0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:33.240 Your parents aren't always. 0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:35.799 This kookie and how are though? 0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:38.000 Yeah? 0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:40.360 I'm like, oh no, that's that's pretty normal behavior. 0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:42.640 This is get used to it now, kid, because these 0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:46.279 are your parents. Did you find out the gender or 0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:48.480 the sex of your kids or did you did? 0:34:48.600 --> 0:34:51.279 Yeah? Yeah, I wanted to know. I was like, I 0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:52.160 just wanted to know. 0:34:52.280 --> 0:34:55.000 Yeah, found out what girls for both of them, I 0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:58.960 mean obviously because that that Yeah, but uh. 0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:00.000 We'll gotta be you know, good, go by the way 0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:02.759 never no, right, but no, they found out ahead of time. 0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:03.480 I just wanted to know. 0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:06.319 Oh, I found out with Tate and then I was 0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:09.560 surprised with Felicity. So I've done it both ways. Okay, 0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:11.680 I don't really have a preference. I wanted to know 0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:14.040 with Tate because there were so many unknowns I'd never 0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:14.880 been pregnant before. 0:35:15.080 --> 0:35:18.000 I need I need certainty, right right, I need to 0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:18.440 know things. 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.719 So I found out with him and then with Felicity. 0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:21.960 I was like, let's try it. 0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:24.319 Let's just let's just be surprised. I was convinced it 0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:27.160 was another boy, and then they brought her out and 0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:29.440 it's like it's a girl. And I was like, what really? 0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:32.880 So I had no mother's intuition, but yeah, no, no, 0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:34.440 just done. 0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:35.040 Right, everyone's happen. 0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:36.839 Fifty percent of people were like, oh, you're carrying a boy, 0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:38.399 and the other hover were like, oh, it's definitely a girl. 0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:41.000 You're like, okay, it's a fifty to fifty chance, right. 0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:44.240 You're like, it's something I don't it's there's a baby 0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:45.000 in here for sure. 0:35:45.200 --> 0:35:47.640 As long as it's a healthy baby, it doesn't really matter. 0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:49.239 Yeah, I just wanted to know. 0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.919 I think, you know why, I just I guess maybe 0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:55.160 I just want to I was like, I don't know. 0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:57.319 I think most of peoples find out now because you 0:35:57.400 --> 0:36:00.760 just why wait when you can find out weeks or whenever. 0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:01.680 I think it's earlier now. 0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:09.200 And I also will say the the uh sort of 0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:14.640 gender neutral colors weren't as popular back then, so it 0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:18.800 was really hard to find stuff that was not pink 0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:21.880 or blue, you know, or girly or you know, like 0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:27.000 a little mini sports uniform like so gendered. Right, So 0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:30.160 it was like, yeah, I feel like now I probably 0:36:30.320 --> 0:36:32.759 would be like, no, you know what, there's lots of 0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:34.640 options for like how I can how I want to 0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:37.120 set things up and be prepared, and I don't feel 0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:38.840 like I have to. 0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:38.799 Be you know. 0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:43.279 Yeah. No, yeah, back in back when Felicity was born, 0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:44.840 it was like we had to do everything in yellow 0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:49.000 because right, yellow onesies and that. Yet yeah, other options 0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:51.480 it was either blue, pink or yeah, I mean. 0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:53.120 And which is so silly anyway, It's like it could 0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:55.239 be and you just put them in anything and you're 0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:56.120 gonna puke all over it. 0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:59.000 Anyway, it doesn't matter, right, it's gonna be it's gonna 0:36:59.000 --> 0:37:02.359 be like a like a olive green, you know, pretty soon. 0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:06.080 Yeah, So don't get too connected. 0:37:06.280 --> 0:37:07.200 What it's supposed to look like. 0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:11.000 Yeah, those early poops, those, especially if you're breastfeeding, the 0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:14.520 breast breastfed poops are just I don't. 0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:15.040 Even know if the. 0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:22.719 Yeah, let's move on quickly, I was trying. We're back 0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:25.760 in the girls room. Joey walks in and asks Michelle 0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:28.040 and Steph if they are ready for their first day 0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:31.480 of school, and Steph is super excited. Are you kidding 0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:34.319 this year? I'm getting a man teacher and he's a 0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:40.040 major babe. Michelle grins ooh, and Steph tells her that 0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:43.839 fourth grade is going to be so awesome. She looks 0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:47.200 down at her beautiful floral dress and admits, I look good, 0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:50.160 I feel good, and I'm wearing a smile. That says, 0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:52.520 Stephanie Tanner, you are a winner. 0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:55.520 What is that from? 0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:55.879 Oh? 0:37:55.920 --> 0:37:56.760 Is that from something? 0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:58.680 I thought you were leaving from something? 0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:03.360 It's or it was like a like a an ad, 0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:05.799 like an ad for something or what. Yeah, I feel 0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:09.520 like it was something like almost I don't know, like 0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:11.600 not weight watchers or somebody was like one of those 0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:14.240 like I look good, I feel good, and I'm wearing 0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:17.880 a smile or something like. I feel like it was a. 0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:20.560 That does seem a little familiar, like a Jerry maguire, 0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:22.080 although that was later. 0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:25.719 Giving yourself like some sort of a yeah, yeah. 0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:29.040 Something okay, Well, your confidence was unmatched, like I was, 0:38:29.080 --> 0:38:30.800 like I wish I was that confident as a fourth 0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:33.440 grader because right, I was feeling just the other. 0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:35.040 Well, let me tell you that dress was one of 0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:37.399 my favorites. I love that so it was cute, little 0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:38.080 ballet flat. 0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:40.640 Oh my goodness, your hair was adorable. 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:43.280 Like you look half a half downside pony action. 0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:46.680 You're very grown up, I can tell you. Gottle explosion 0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:49.279 of bangs always still. 0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:51.520 Seasons. 0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:55.440 So Steph walks out of the room with her head 0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:59.280 held high, and Joey asks Michelle how she's feeling about school. 0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:03.560 The soon to be kindergartener admits, well, not as ready 0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:06.640 as she is, and then she asks Joey, are the 0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:12.520 other kids gonna like me? Joey responds nobly, well, yeah, 0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:15.400 let the pet bird fly out of the wind, right. 0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:18.399 Yeah, I mean I hope it doesn't go as bad 0:39:18.440 --> 0:39:19.160 as pre school. 0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:26.040 Right, she doesn't have a great track window. Yeah, but 0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:29.200 Joey reassures her, of course they're gonna like you. But 0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:31.440 to be sure, you should do what I did on 0:39:31.480 --> 0:39:34.239 my first day of school when kids asked me my name, 0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:37.360 I would just go and he does his Bullwinkle impression 0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:41.160 as he says, hello, my name's Joey Gladstone. He claims 0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:43.680 that after he did that, all the kids laughed and 0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:46.560 they all became friends. Then he tells Michelle to try it. 0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:49.400 She puts her hands on her head to imitate Antlers 0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:52.880 and says, hello, my name is Joey Gladstone. Joey laughs 0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:54.960 and tells her that was good, but next time she 0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:58.080 should try it using her own name. He does the 0:39:58.080 --> 0:40:01.279 Bullwinkle impression once more and use Michelle's name to show 0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:03.480 her and she copies him to a tea. 0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:08.960 Works every time, well excepts how I introduced myself to 0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:13.080 a room full of new people has Bullwinkle. I can't 0:40:13.120 --> 0:40:15.520 even do a buwll Einkle impression. I just breaks the ice, 0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:15.799 you know. 0:40:16.040 --> 0:40:18.520 So there's just like, who are you trying to imitate? 0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:20.839 Yeh yeah, yeah, They're like, are you okay? I'm like, ah, 0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:22.880 just it's a joke, gotcha. 0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:24.640 Yeah. 0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:25.400 People love that. 0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:29.920 So next we're on location outside the elementary. 0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:33.760 My gosh, we are outdoors, we are out of the studio. 0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.960 People just don't hold on to your hats. I looked 0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:40.560 this up. This is Virginia Road Elementary School off the 0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:43.839 ten and Librea in New KOs City. Yeah, it's near 0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:46.200 Culver City. So yeah, it was great. It's a great, 0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:50.520 great looking building for elementary school. Loved it. Danny and 0:40:50.560 --> 0:40:53.680 Joey are standing with stephan Michelle in front of the school, 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:57.160 and Michelle is in shock. This is my school, it's 0:40:57.200 --> 0:41:00.399 so big. Joey reminds her that she's a big girl now, 0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:04.240 but she shakes her head, not that big. Danny assures 0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:06.719 her she's going to be just fine, but if she 0:41:06.800 --> 0:41:09.600 needs any help, Stephanie will be in the same school. 0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:14.000 Steph lends her little sister some words of encouragement. Don't worry, 0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:18.480 kindergarten is just like preschool, only without the naps. Michelle 0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:20.759 admits that's too bad. She's good at naps. 0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:24.480 Never heard a kid say that. I never heard been like, 0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:26.640 you know, I'm really you know what. I love naps, 0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:27.359 love him. 0:41:28.280 --> 0:41:33.120 I hate naps, naps. But Michelle's wise beyond her years. 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:35.840 I'm good at naps. No love naps. 0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:38.160 I love nap. I wish I was better at naps, 0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:40.279 though I always I always nap too long and then 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:44.799 I wake up cranky. So I really yeah, yeah, you 0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:46.919 have to hit that window, like that twenty to thirty 0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:51.759 minute window and then force yourself awake. Anyways, Danny, Joey, 0:41:51.840 --> 0:41:54.200 and steph all begin to walk toward the school, but 0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:57.719 Michelle doesn't budge. She stares at the building with hesitation, 0:41:58.400 --> 0:42:00.960 and then they grab her hand and lee her inside. 0:42:02.400 --> 0:42:06.120 In the classroom, Danny and Joey lead Michelle into the 0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:09.160 brand new classroom. Danny asks, doesn't this look like the 0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:13.279 happiest place on Earth? Michelle tells him no, that's Disneyland. 0:42:14.239 --> 0:42:18.120 Then Michelle's teacher, Missus Wiltrout, introduces herself to the family. 0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:21.720 She asks what her new student's name is, and Michelle says, 0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:25.520 Michelle Elizabeth Tanner. This is my first day at school. 0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:31.000 Missus Wiltrout smiles, That's okay, it's everybody's first day. Michelle 0:42:31.080 --> 0:42:34.400 is visibly nervous, so Danny crouches down to wish her 0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:37.840 the best first day at school. He knows she's gonna 0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:42.440 love it. Michelle admits, I hope you're right. Then Joey 0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:45.399 crouches down and does his Bullwinkle impression to remind her 0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:48.360 how to make new friends. The guys walk toward the 0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.640 door and say goodbye to Michelle, and she gives them 0:42:50.640 --> 0:42:54.279 a small little wave in response. She turns around and 0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:57.440 sets her lunch box down at an airby table. The 0:42:57.520 --> 0:43:00.200 boy who we know. As Teddy looks at her her 0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:03.400 and asks who are you. Michelle puts her hands on 0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:06.440 her head and does her Bullwinkle impression, just like she 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:10.560 was taught, and says, my name's Michelle Tenner. Teddy looks 0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:13.440 at her like she grew another head. He admits, you 0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:15.520 are a strange kid. 0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:20.040 That is probably the response that I would have expected. 0:43:20.400 --> 0:43:24.120 He's not I mean, he's not wrong, but it's you know, 0:43:24.280 --> 0:43:28.480 it's a little harsh for a first encounter, but as well, yeah, 0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:29.319 this is what. 0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:32.600 Teddy start strong. 0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:36.000 Yeah, he's like, no, girl, He's like, I'm not gonna. 0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:36.600 Lie to you to be nice. 0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.240 I'm gonna tell you that you're strange. He quickly walks away, 0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:44.680 and Michelle sadly states, they hate me already. I'm out 0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:47.279 of here. She walks out of the room and into 0:43:47.280 --> 0:43:50.359 the hallway, which is filled with elementary schoolers that are 0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:54.120 much bigger than her. The bell rings and the kids 0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:57.200 hurry through the halls to get to class. Michelle yells 0:43:57.239 --> 0:44:00.799 to anyone who will listen, excuse me, excuse have you 0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:04.520 seen my sister Stephanie Tanner. None of the kids answer her, 0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:07.840 and soon enough she's left in the hallway all alone. 0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:11.759 The sad music begins to play as Michelle sighs, I 0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:16.280 don't know about this, and yet again she is unsupervised 0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:17.480 and alone this time. 0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:24.160 Yeah yeah, great, great teacher for kindergarten kid wanders out, yeahs. 0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:26.120 And kids, nobody, there's nobody. 0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:29.040 A short one. Yeah. 0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:32.040 This is so the nineties. Like now you got to 0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:32.360 get like. 0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:33.120 A hall pass. 0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:38.840 You gotta have any thing, right, it's the whole thing now, right. Yeah. 0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:41.520 So next we're at the doctor's office. Becky and Jesse 0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:44.880 are at a pregnancy check up. Becky has to remind 0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:47.120 him that they don't want to know if it's a 0:44:47.120 --> 0:44:50.279 boy or a girl, and Jesse nods in agreement. The 0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:55.120 doctor approaches them and says this is an interesting sonogram boy, 0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:58.520 and Jesse immediately cuts her off and exclaims, it's a boy. 0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:03.000 We'll name him Jesse. He quickly walks over to the 0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:05.520 doctor so he can take a peek at the sonogram. 0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:10.000 He asks, how does the baby's hair look? Doesn't need moosee. 0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:12.480 He's got priorities, you know, he's on a priority. 0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:14.480 Bless Becky, just bless. 0:45:16.200 --> 0:45:18.720 The doctor clarifies that she didn't say it's a boy. 0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:22.840 And Jesse responds, Oh, it's a girl, Jessica Junior. He 0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:27.000 tells Becky she's not dating until she's thirty five. The 0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:29.760 doctor reminds him that she didn't say it's a girl either, 0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:33.520 and Jesse wonders, well, what's left a lot of things. 0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:38.759 Becky decides it's her turn to butt in. All we 0:45:38.840 --> 0:45:41.320 want to know is that the baby is healthy in 0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:46.200 the right. The doctor tells her to relax. She doesn't 0:45:46.239 --> 0:45:50.160 smoke or drink, so she's doing everything right. She assures 0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:54.440 them both that the babies will be just fine. Becky 0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:56.480 is satisfied with the news and begins to walk out, 0:45:56.560 --> 0:45:59.520 repeating the doctor's words that the babies will be just fine, 0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:02.960 but Jesse stops dead in his tracks and asks the doctor, 0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:06.799 did you just say babies? And Becky walks right back 0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:10.720 in and says, did she just say babies? The doctor nods, 0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:15.360 that's what I said. You're having twins. The audience erupts 0:46:15.360 --> 0:46:16.320 into a pause. 0:46:16.560 --> 0:46:17.160 Woo. 0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:21.120 Becky smiles in disbelief, while Jesse stares at the doctor 0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:26.600 in horror. Becky laughs as she asks the doctor who's 0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:31.760 having twins? She responds, you are, congratulations. Becky whips around 0:46:31.760 --> 0:46:35.560 to face Jessie and shouts, we're having twins. She gives 0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:38.560 him a big hug, but he's still frozen in place. 0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:42.680 He finally says, twins. I just wanted to know if 0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:45.080 it was a boy or a girl. He holds up 0:46:45.120 --> 0:46:48.919 two fingers to clarify we're having twins. That's a two 0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:52.040 babies at one time. That's when the first baby comes out, 0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:54.000 and then the second baby comes out, and then we 0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:56.960 take them home and raise them. The doctor tells him 0:46:57.000 --> 0:47:00.880 that's generally how it works pretty much. She hands them 0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:03.160 their sonogram and Jesse holds it up to the light. 0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:07.400 Becky tells them how exciting this is their first baby pictures. 0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:10.720 The doctor shows them the two different heads and mentions 0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:13.919 that sometimes one of the twins will hide behind the other. 0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:18.840 Becky thinks it's adorable that they're already playing together, but 0:47:19.040 --> 0:47:21.799 Jesse doesn't look like he's on the same wavelength. He 0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:24.480 asks the doctor if there are any more hiding back there. 0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:26.440 She's a fair question. 0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:27.920 Yeah, you never know. 0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:31.560 I'm with no offense, but with the size, i'd be like, 0:47:32.160 --> 0:47:35.560 I don't know, I mean three or four. 0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:42.160 Yeah, she's got a full house in there. So Becky 0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:44.319 is so excited about all of this, she wants to 0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:47.560 head down to work so she can tell everybody. Jesse 0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:50.280 says he's going to stay back to ask a few questions. 0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:53.879 Becky tells him that they can celebrate tonight. They give 0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:56.439 each other a kiss, and she exclaims, once more, we're 0:47:56.480 --> 0:48:00.840 having twins. He tries to look excited for her, but 0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:04.320 once she's gone, he lets the nerves show. The doctor 0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:07.080 notices him staring at the sonogram and asks if he's 0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:10.879 all right. Jesse tries to convince her that he's doing great. 0:48:11.160 --> 0:48:14.400 It's an extra baby, so he's extra happy. Before he 0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:17.160 was just responsible for one human life, but now he's 0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:20.360 responsible for two. At the sound of this, he lies 0:48:20.440 --> 0:48:23.680 down on the examination table and puts the oxygen mask 0:48:24.000 --> 0:48:24.800 on his face. 0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:27.520 Oh, I mean would be overwhelming. 0:48:28.320 --> 0:48:32.280 You know his reaction is not abnormal. This is shocking news. 0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:35.759 It's overwhelming, So I give him a pass on this. 0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:39.200 You know who took the car though, yet it they 0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:42.000 must have arrived in separate cars. 0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:43.760 Where are they parking all these cars? 0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:45.120 I don't know. 0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:47.000 I'm digging too deep. Now, well, yeah, forget it. 0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:49.799 Now you have to pay to park at hospitals, which I, 0:48:50.040 --> 0:48:51.960 you know, have feelings about I don't think have you. 0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:54.799 Two separate cars in San Francisco. 0:48:55.160 --> 0:48:58.879 Oh yes, it's a recipe for disaster, it really is. 0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:00.880 But maybe she was on her way to work, and 0:49:00.920 --> 0:49:02.279 so she's like yeah. 0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:04.239 She was like yeah, because and you know what I 0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:06.880 do often is when the doctor hasn't really told me 0:49:06.880 --> 0:49:09.560 a lot of information, I just go cool, thanks. 0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:11.000 By, and I'm out. 0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:14.000 She's like, anyway, I see you later. Right, you didn't 0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:16.200 really actually even tell me that I'm having twins. You 0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:18.759 just sort of we just guessed, and yeah, you were 0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:19.920 like being coy about it. 0:49:20.000 --> 0:49:21.040 So now I'm going to leave. 0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:24.600 By. Yeah, no more information needed about maybe different plans 0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:27.000 for the delivery or bedroom and whatever is to come, 0:49:27.120 --> 0:49:31.080 you know, none of that. So next we're in Stuff's 0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:35.399 classroom and Stephanie's man teacher is telling his class that 0:49:35.440 --> 0:49:35.680 one of. 0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:38.800 Them is a teacher man or just a teacher. 0:49:39.840 --> 0:49:42.480 Hey, in the nineties, this was rare to have a 0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:43.160 male teach. 0:49:43.200 --> 0:49:47.160 I mean it's yeah, there's it's still they're still underrepresented 0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:48.000 in the JAR. 0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:51.800 I think for my whole you know, K through twelve, 0:49:51.840 --> 0:49:54.120 I probably had one male teacher the entire. 0:49:54.120 --> 0:49:57.680 Girls a couple male teachers and that they loved that 0:49:57.760 --> 0:49:59.520 were just really wonderful and sweet. 0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:02.560 So yeah, yeah, there are they are. My brother, my brother, 0:50:02.640 --> 0:50:04.400 the lawyer. Before he was a lawyer, he was a 0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:07.520 second grade teacher. So and kids loved him. Oh I 0:50:07.560 --> 0:50:08.000 loved him. 0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:10.560 So yeah, they were great. Uh. 0:50:10.600 --> 0:50:12.640 So the man teacher is telling the class that one 0:50:12.680 --> 0:50:15.600 of the most exciting things about fourth grade is that 0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:16.880 they'll be using computers. 0:50:17.120 --> 0:50:22.000 Oh my god, Wow, there's a view one in the classroom. 0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:27.880 One one computer, probably very boxy and very slow. 0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:31.680 Yeah, you could play snake on it if you're lucky, 0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:35.279 or I don't even know if an organ trails around. Now, 0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:37.759 fourth grade organ trail was around. I remember playing that 0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:39.280 and getting dysentery often. 0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:39.680 Yeah. 0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:41.080 Yes, it's so great. 0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:45.280 So he asks if anyone has ever used a computer? 0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:47.759 Has anyone ever? Oh my, I love this. This is 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:49.240 so god, we're so old. 0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:52.600 This is so nineteen ninety one, because yeah, not everybody 0:50:52.680 --> 0:50:53.280 had a computer. 0:50:54.040 --> 0:50:55.759 Stephanie proudly stands up. 0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:58.879 I've used my sister's computer. She used up the last 0:50:58.960 --> 0:51:01.279 of the cream rints in the shower this morning. That's 0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:03.840 why my hair doesn't have as much body and bounce 0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:04.920 as it usually does. 0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:08.319 My hair never has body and bounces. 0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:13.600 The class stares at her in silence, and she awkwardly says, 0:51:13.920 --> 0:51:16.400 I guess I'll sit down now. She looks around and 0:51:16.400 --> 0:51:20.640 tries to assure everyone I'm really not a geek. Then 0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:23.520 we spot Michelle jumping up to look at Stephanie through 0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:27.319 the door. The man teacher continues, the other thing we'll 0:51:27.360 --> 0:51:31.000 be doing is breaking the class into discovery groups. The 0:51:31.000 --> 0:51:35.120 class door opens and Michelle crawls in, trying to stay undetected, 0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:38.520 but the teacher notices her right away and announces, oh, 0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:42.759 here's our first discovery. Stephanie winces at the sight of 0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:46.800 her younger sister. Michelle crawls under the desk and behind 0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:51.839 stephan whispers it's me Michelle, and Steph whispers back, I 0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:54.960 know who you are. Then the teacher asks if she 0:51:55.160 --> 0:52:00.400 likes to introduce everyone to her guest. Stephanie winces not really, 0:52:01.239 --> 0:52:04.799 so Michelle does the honors. I'm her sister, Michelle, and 0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:10.000 the teacher introduces himself as mister Lowry. Michelle tells her sister. 0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:13.839 You were right. He is a major, babe, and then 0:52:13.880 --> 0:52:18.000 Steph melt into the floor. The second hand embarrassment. 0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:19.880 I felt for your character. 0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:23.640 Steph's like, I'm homeschooled. 0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:27.799 Now. It doesn't get worse than that. This is just 0:52:27.880 --> 0:52:32.840 piling on, oh man. The fourth graders all burst into laughter, 0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:35.239 and Steph just wants to hide for the rest of 0:52:35.280 --> 0:52:39.120 the school year. She asks her sister, through gritted teeth, 0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:44.040 why aren't you in kindergarten? Michelle size nobody likes me there. 0:52:44.200 --> 0:52:48.040 I want to stay with you. The audience aws, but 0:52:48.080 --> 0:52:51.480 Steph lets out a fake laugh. What a sense of humor? 0:52:52.080 --> 0:52:55.239 She asks mister Lowry, can I take her back to kindergarten? 0:52:55.680 --> 0:52:58.200 And he nods, of course you can. She thanks him, 0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:01.160 and then requests try not to teach anything until I 0:53:01.200 --> 0:53:01.720 get back. 0:53:02.960 --> 0:53:05.560 She's just committed. She's very committed to fourth grade, you know. 0:53:05.600 --> 0:53:07.240 She's like, I don't want to miss a single lesson, 0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:10.160 so just, you know, keep your hands busy until I 0:53:10.160 --> 0:53:20.960 get back. Next we're back in the school hallway. Stephanie 0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.400 is holding Michelle's hand as she walks her back to 0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:26.640 her classroom, but Michelle begs, I don't want to go back. 0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:30.600 Stephanie tells her, don't worry. Your big sister's on the job. 0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:34.120 Now there's no reason why any of those kindergartener kids 0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:36.960 shouldn't like you. I mean, you're a terrific little person, 0:53:37.600 --> 0:53:41.640 and Michelle responds, don't tell me, tell them. So Stephanie 0:53:41.680 --> 0:53:44.200 opens the door to the classroom and announces, look what 0:53:44.280 --> 0:53:48.640 I found. Miss Wiltrout sighs with relief. There you are, Michelle. 0:53:48.719 --> 0:53:49.960 What happened? 0:53:50.400 --> 0:53:52.880 She wasn't looking very hard, she wasn't didn't leave the classroom. 0:53:52.960 --> 0:53:55.480 Yeah, I'm still not feeling very confident about this school 0:53:55.600 --> 0:53:57.880 and the security protocols. 0:53:57.920 --> 0:54:01.600 Well, early nineties, it was a different time. Things are 0:54:01.640 --> 0:54:02.120 so different. 0:54:03.920 --> 0:54:07.400 Michelle points to Teddy and explains that boy said I 0:54:07.600 --> 0:54:11.399 was strange, and Teddy defends himself. She talks with her 0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:12.279 hands on her head. 0:54:12.640 --> 0:54:15.240 Excellent point, everyone knows. 0:54:15.480 --> 0:54:15.719 Yeah. 0:54:16.880 --> 0:54:20.160 Steph chimes in, I think I can help here, May I. 0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:24.040 Miss Wiltrout gives her the floor and Steph brings Michelle 0:54:24.040 --> 0:54:27.320 with her. She tells the class Michelle was just trying 0:54:27.360 --> 0:54:30.000 to show you the cool new way to say hello, 0:54:30.320 --> 0:54:33.719 the Bullwinkle way. The kids stare at her in confusion, 0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:36.680 so Steph walks them through it. She tells them to 0:54:36.719 --> 0:54:39.600 put their antlers up, and they all obey her command, 0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:43.359 including miss wiltrout. Then Steph tells them to repeat after her. 0:54:43.840 --> 0:54:46.479 She puts on her best Bullwinkle voice and says, good 0:54:46.480 --> 0:54:47.400 morning Michelle. 0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:51.799 If it was best, it was adequate, It was as 0:54:51.840 --> 0:54:52.600 good as I could do. 0:54:53.320 --> 0:54:54.000 Nobody can do that. 0:54:54.840 --> 0:54:57.080 You have to do a voice, was like, I know, 0:54:57.400 --> 0:54:59.960 because when you're when you're like with Dave, you're like, 0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:01.440 nothing's going to be good. 0:55:01.640 --> 0:55:04.160 Nobody's as good as Dave. And it's the worst when 0:55:04.200 --> 0:55:06.160 you have to do something you know you're terrible at 0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:08.799 and you got to perform it multiple times, that's the 0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:09.560 worst feeling. 0:55:10.840 --> 0:55:11.520 But you did. 0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:12.600 Fine, You did just fine. 0:55:12.760 --> 0:55:13.200 Thank you. 0:55:13.840 --> 0:55:13.960 Uh. 0:55:14.160 --> 0:55:17.759 The kindergarteners repeat the greeting, and then Michelle responds in 0:55:17.800 --> 0:55:21.480 her Bullwinkle voice, good morning to you. All the kids 0:55:21.600 --> 0:55:25.560 laugh in response, and Stephanie asks, wasn't that fun? Let's 0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:27.839 all thank Michelle for showing us how to be a 0:55:27.880 --> 0:55:31.239 little bit cooler. The fourth graders give Michelle a round 0:55:31.280 --> 0:55:35.400 of applause and say yay, and Steph tells her little sister, 0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:36.799 see they like you. 0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:39.320 Wait, wait, wait, The fourth graders give Michelle around. 0:55:39.080 --> 0:55:41.520 Ap oh sorry, the kindergarteners no, oh. 0:55:41.360 --> 0:55:43.120 No, said I said it on the thing, and I 0:55:43.160 --> 0:55:47.439 was like no, I was like like wait, which, yeah, 0:55:47.480 --> 0:55:50.120 I was very I was sorry. That was really I 0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:54.240 thought I was lost. We have I was wandering the halls, 0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:55.880 wondering sposed to be in. 0:55:56.880 --> 0:55:59.560 We've been in this scene so long that kindergarteners have 0:55:59.640 --> 0:56:06.359 now they've got so Miss Wiltrout tells Stephanie she did 0:56:06.400 --> 0:56:09.080 a good job, and Steph begins to walk out and 0:56:09.120 --> 0:56:10.080 her work here is done. 0:56:10.360 --> 0:56:13.880 Yeah, sense teacher's not doing it so right. Somebody had 0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:15.920 to take charge, somebody, somebody had to find the kid. 0:56:17.320 --> 0:56:21.520 Michelle calls after her, Stephanie. She turns around and asks yes. 0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:24.520 Michelle does her Bullwinkle impression. 0:56:24.080 --> 0:56:27.520 And says thank you very much, and Steph responds, you're 0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:29.800 welcome in the same Bullwinkle voice. 0:56:30.400 --> 0:56:32.480 That was a cute little moment though. It was cute. 0:56:32.560 --> 0:56:36.040 I love that Steph is now the big sister mentoring 0:56:36.080 --> 0:56:39.759 the little sister. You know, it's just you kind of swapped. Yeah, 0:56:39.880 --> 0:56:43.000 you know where DJ was mentoring Steph five seeks ago, 0:56:43.160 --> 0:56:44.640 and now you're mentoring Michelle. 0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:45.160 I love it. 0:56:46.719 --> 0:56:49.160 So next we're in the kitchen, Danny and Joey are 0:56:49.160 --> 0:56:53.200 watching comments scarf down his lunch Danny congratulates the dog 0:56:53.280 --> 0:56:56.400 for cleaning his plate, and then he reminds Commet to 0:56:56.480 --> 0:56:59.040 do what he taught him. Comet picks up the bowl 0:56:59.040 --> 0:57:01.640 with his mouth and ops it into the sink. The 0:57:01.680 --> 0:57:04.560 audience cheers for the dog, who happily trots away. 0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:07.239 I can kids tell me that, right? I know. 0:57:07.280 --> 0:57:09.760 I think you can train a dog, but much harder 0:57:09.760 --> 0:57:14.799 to train your kids. Danny tells Joey he can learn 0:57:14.840 --> 0:57:15.800 something from Comet. 0:57:16.160 --> 0:57:18.760 I mean, the dog's keeping it together. I know. 0:57:20.080 --> 0:57:20.320 Uh. 0:57:20.400 --> 0:57:24.240 Jesse walks in, looking bewildered from today's events. Danny walks 0:57:24.280 --> 0:57:27.120 up to him and congratulates him on having twins. Jesse 0:57:27.240 --> 0:57:30.320 congratulates him too, adding, boy, when you do something, you 0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:34.000 really do it. They ask Jesse where he's been all day, 0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:36.480 and Jesse tells them he was at the doctor's office. 0:57:37.360 --> 0:57:39.840 Danny checks his watch and points out that their appointment 0:57:40.040 --> 0:57:43.560 was three hours ago. Jesse admits, I forgot I had 0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:46.880 a car, well car, so he. 0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:48.960 Was just wandering around for three hours looking for the car. 0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:51.320 And he looks like, yeah, it's like where did that 0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:51.800 park that? 0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:55.120 Oh yeah, it's at Wake Up San Francisco. But he admits, 0:57:55.200 --> 0:57:57.760 my head is just kind of jammed. Having a baby 0:57:57.840 --> 0:58:01.720 is great, but having twins. Danny tells him that twins 0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:04.840 are gonna be twice as great. Twice the love, twice, 0:58:04.880 --> 0:58:10.480 the hugs, twice the kisses. Then Danny magically duplicates right 0:58:10.560 --> 0:58:17.240 before our eyes. His twin has a five o'clock shadow, 0:58:17.640 --> 0:58:19.760 his shirt's unbuttoned to show most of his chest, and 0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:23.000 he's wearing two gold chains. The twin says, it's not 0:58:23.080 --> 0:58:26.120 that simple, Jesse, boy, twins are twice the feeding, twice 0:58:26.160 --> 0:58:30.560 the crying, twice the diapers, and twice the responsibility. Danny 0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:33.400 looks at his clone and asks, who are you? The 0:58:33.440 --> 0:58:37.760 man responds, I'm your evil twin, Manny Tanner, and Danny 0:58:37.800 --> 0:58:41.400 tells Manny that he needs a shower. This is so weird, 0:58:41.440 --> 0:58:43.240 but you can tell Bob is loving it, Like Bob 0:58:43.360 --> 0:58:45.800 is just loving doing this Manny Tanner bit. 0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:49.400 I was like, so are we all having a like 0:58:49.440 --> 0:58:50.400 a joint delusion? 0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:51.600 Then are we all? 0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:55.360 We're all and that we're all talking to it together, okay, 0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:56.280 and he noticed it. 0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:58.920 I think it's almost always Jesse that's having these like 0:58:58.960 --> 0:59:01.080 the fish eye weird delusions. 0:59:01.760 --> 0:59:06.920 Jesse and Michelle need to go, you know, to a 0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:07.560 real it. 0:59:08.000 --> 0:59:10.800 Well, yeah, perhaps a psychiatrist even he could have some 0:59:11.120 --> 0:59:14.400 you know some it happens around early twenties, you know, 0:59:14.680 --> 0:59:16.760 schizoephective disorder can sort of take called. 0:59:16.800 --> 0:59:18.440 It could be something very problematic. 0:59:18.760 --> 0:59:23.720 It could be he's continually seeing strange things and he 0:59:23.840 --> 0:59:27.400 also has twins across the world. Like stop, ros, so 0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:29.560 this is it all comes back and it. 0:59:29.600 --> 0:59:31.040 All comes back to twins. 0:59:31.200 --> 0:59:31.800 You're right? 0:59:32.240 --> 0:59:34.800 Wow, Well, you know, somebody at the live show asked 0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:37.080 us that question, how would you turn full House into 0:59:37.080 --> 0:59:38.280 a soap opera? Here? 0:59:38.400 --> 0:59:43.400 Yet here? That's it. Everyone's everyone has an evil twin. 0:59:43.600 --> 0:59:46.400 Everybode has an evil twin. Some of them increase. 0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:49.240 Some of them are in San Francisco, some of them 0:59:49.240 --> 0:59:50.480 are in Lisbon. 0:59:50.680 --> 0:59:53.720 I don't know, Like yeah, they're just all over the map. 0:59:53.960 --> 0:59:54.160 Yep. 0:59:55.800 --> 0:59:59.800 So uh. One of one of these people reminds Jesse 0:59:59.880 --> 1:00:02.240 that twins will mean twice as Oh yeah, Danny. Danny 1:00:02.240 --> 1:00:04.720 reminds Jesse that twins will mean twice as many I 1:00:04.760 --> 1:00:08.200 love you Daddy's and Jesse just rubs his eyes trying 1:00:08.240 --> 1:00:12.320 to make this hallucination stop. Manny tells Danny, you live 1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:16.560 in a bubble. You liceol loving hug freak. Jesse nervously 1:00:16.560 --> 1:00:19.200 looks at Joey, telling him he's really cracking up here. 1:00:20.120 --> 1:00:23.400 Joey guarantees that he'll make a great father, and then 1:00:23.480 --> 1:00:26.040 Joey's twin appears beside him, and he has a slick 1:00:26.160 --> 1:00:27.840 back ponytail. 1:00:27.560 --> 1:00:31.560 And sounds like uh, joe Peshy, Yes he does. 1:00:32.800 --> 1:00:35.240 The twin asks, what do you know? You're thirty three 1:00:35.320 --> 1:00:39.200 years old and you wear Scooby Doo pajamas. The Twin's 1:00:39.240 --> 1:00:43.760 not wrong, Yes, he's not wrong. Joey defends himself, just 1:00:43.840 --> 1:00:48.439 the bottoms, and I suppose you're my evil twin? He responds, yeah, 1:00:48.480 --> 1:00:51.680 what was your first clue? Sherlock? The evil twin turns 1:00:51.680 --> 1:00:54.160 his gaze to Jesse. You can kiss your rock and 1:00:54.240 --> 1:00:56.880 roll days goodbye. You won't look so cool with a 1:00:56.880 --> 1:00:59.160 twin on each arm and a spit up rag on 1:00:59.240 --> 1:01:03.360 each shoulder. Joey frowns, you know, for an evil twin, 1:01:03.520 --> 1:01:07.439 you're not very nice, and the twins snarkily responds, oh, good, 1:01:07.480 --> 1:01:10.960 come back and starts to laugh at him. Manny begins 1:01:10.960 --> 1:01:13.880 to laugh too, causing Danny and Joey to argue with 1:01:14.200 --> 1:01:17.960 each of their evil Twins. Jesse's just watching it all 1:01:18.000 --> 1:01:22.200 in complete and utter horror, before finally yelling for everyone to. 1:01:22.240 --> 1:01:26.680 Stop, as was I, yes, same I do. I'm like, 1:01:26.800 --> 1:01:31.240 is this really happening? Am I hallucinating? Are we all in? It? 1:01:31.280 --> 1:01:32.280 Has time stopped? 1:01:32.320 --> 1:01:34.040 Did we do? Like the out of this world thing? 1:01:34.080 --> 1:01:34.120 Like? 1:01:34.160 --> 1:01:34.440 Did we? 1:01:34.800 --> 1:01:34.920 Oh? 1:01:35.000 --> 1:01:35.880 Yeah? Like the time? 1:01:36.320 --> 1:01:39.000 So? What is. 1:01:40.520 --> 1:01:43.720 This is? It's? It was? It was? 1:01:43.800 --> 1:01:47.640 It was just wasn't sure whose hallucination it was and 1:01:47.680 --> 1:01:50.040 how it was happening that they were all talking to 1:01:50.080 --> 1:01:50.520 each other. 1:01:50.880 --> 1:01:53.120 I don't know. I don't know this this bit didn't 1:01:53.160 --> 1:01:55.439 really land for me. I enjoyed seeing Bob and Dave 1:01:55.560 --> 1:01:58.040 do these different bits. Oh yeah, this whole part just 1:01:58.080 --> 1:02:03.720 didn't really land for me. That's okay. Uh So the 1:02:03.760 --> 1:02:07.360 Evil Twins disappear. Jesse's relieved to see only Danny and Joey, 1:02:07.800 --> 1:02:10.960 but the guys look at Jesse with concern. Joey reminds 1:02:11.000 --> 1:02:13.160 him that he's been up all night, so he probably 1:02:13.200 --> 1:02:14.200 just needs some sleep. 1:02:14.560 --> 1:02:16.080 Okay, So none of that happened. 1:02:16.200 --> 1:02:19.280 None of that really, So Danny and Joey didn't see 1:02:19.280 --> 1:02:23.040 it happen. It was just the audience inside Jesse's head 1:02:23.680 --> 1:02:25.720 got it yeah. 1:02:25.320 --> 1:02:27.480 I mean that seems like it because they are like, 1:02:27.560 --> 1:02:29.760 what happened? We weren't there, we weren't just talking to 1:02:29.840 --> 1:02:34.480 our evil twins. So it feels so what happened? What 1:02:34.520 --> 1:02:37.040 were they doing? I'm pretty sure. 1:02:36.920 --> 1:02:39.160 We've put way more thought into this than the writers did. 1:02:39.040 --> 1:02:40.320 So I'm absolutely. 1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:47.400 Absolutely so. Jesse thinks otherwise, and then Comet runs in, 1:02:47.440 --> 1:02:50.760 and there's two of Comet. Finally Jesse's like, hey, you 1:02:50.840 --> 1:02:54.280 know what, maybe a nap wouldn't hurt. Next, Jesse walks 1:02:54.280 --> 1:02:57.520 into the living room and finds Michelle coloring. She asks 1:02:57.560 --> 1:03:00.760 if he wants to play, and he sighs now, shorty, 1:03:01.120 --> 1:03:02.720 I got a lot of stuff on my mind. 1:03:02.920 --> 1:03:03.280 Thanks. 1:03:04.120 --> 1:03:07.040 Michelle responds, a not so fast, mister, park it right 1:03:07.080 --> 1:03:10.560 here for a session. Even Michelle knows now she can 1:03:10.600 --> 1:03:15.480 I anticipate when he needs a session, you know. She 1:03:15.480 --> 1:03:17.760 points to the spot next to her. But Jesse says 1:03:17.800 --> 1:03:20.400 he just really doesn't want to talk right now. Michelle 1:03:20.440 --> 1:03:23.160 reminds me, when has that ever been the case? Never, 1:03:23.280 --> 1:03:26.640 she reminds him he always talks to her. Yeah, yes, 1:03:26.800 --> 1:03:29.120 And finally Jesse agrees with her. I guess you're right. 1:03:29.160 --> 1:03:31.480 I've been spilling my guts to you since before you 1:03:31.520 --> 1:03:35.960 were able to talk back, right like, They finally say 1:03:35.960 --> 1:03:36.640 what we've all. 1:03:36.520 --> 1:03:39.800 Been thinking this one and the end of the last one, 1:03:40.320 --> 1:03:42.840 Michelle the therapist, here's today. 1:03:44.680 --> 1:03:48.840 Michelle nods, spill those guts and Jesse asks if she's 1:03:48.880 --> 1:03:52.439 heard about this twins thing, and Michelle responds, yes, I did. 1:03:52.640 --> 1:03:57.280 I'm very proud of you. Jesse laughs, thank you. But 1:03:57.360 --> 1:04:00.360 I don't know. I guess I'm just apprehensive, Michelle. 1:04:00.520 --> 1:04:03.240 What's the word you would use with a kindergarten. 1:04:02.920 --> 1:04:07.800 Michelle questions, appra What he explains, apprehensive, It means that 1:04:07.840 --> 1:04:10.800 I'm nervous about the twins. This has got to be 1:04:10.840 --> 1:04:13.640 our little secret, okay, because I'm afraid to talk to 1:04:13.680 --> 1:04:14.640 the family about it. 1:04:14.920 --> 1:04:18.680 So I'm talking to a kindergarten. Kindergarten that's telling her 1:04:18.840 --> 1:04:21.560 not to tell anyone. This is tell the five year 1:04:21.600 --> 1:04:22.440 old to keep a secret. 1:04:22.560 --> 1:04:25.200 That really a big emotional thing. 1:04:25.280 --> 1:04:29.160 Yeah, yeah, uh, he says. 1:04:29.240 --> 1:04:32.040 The family thinks of me as being so together and 1:04:32.120 --> 1:04:34.480 in control all the time. I just want them to 1:04:34.520 --> 1:04:35.440 see me like this. 1:04:36.600 --> 1:04:38.680 Like that, Jesse. 1:04:39.280 --> 1:04:41.800 I don't think that anyone in the house thinks of 1:04:41.840 --> 1:04:45.200 you as being so together and in control all the time. 1:04:46.000 --> 1:04:50.280 It's that doesn't matter what they think. Jesse thinks that 1:04:50.280 --> 1:04:52.920 that's what they think, right, so you know we're just 1:04:53.040 --> 1:04:55.560 in judging him. 1:04:55.720 --> 1:04:56.760 Uh. He sighs. 1:04:57.040 --> 1:04:59.520 I don't know what to do, and Michelle says I do, 1:05:00.200 --> 1:05:02.480 and she yells at the top of her lungs Stephanie. 1:05:03.760 --> 1:05:07.280 Jesse asks, what are you doing? And Michelle explains Stephanie 1:05:07.320 --> 1:05:09.040 helped me at school. She's a genius. 1:05:09.560 --> 1:05:11.080 Yeah, it's like when you got to see your therapist, 1:05:11.120 --> 1:05:12.920 therapist like that, you kill me, you know what I mean. 1:05:13.000 --> 1:05:15.680 It's like the grand therapist. You're like, yeah, gotta move 1:05:15.720 --> 1:05:18.479 up the ranks, moving up in the rank. Steph runs 1:05:18.520 --> 1:05:21.680 in and asks what's wrong. Jesse tries to tell her 1:05:21.720 --> 1:05:25.760 it's nothing, but Michelle spills the beans. Uncle Jesse's apprehensive. 1:05:26.040 --> 1:05:30.120 That means nervous. Jesse tries to convince Stephanie that he's fine. 1:05:30.800 --> 1:05:32.800 He says, no offense. But I think you're just a 1:05:32.800 --> 1:05:42.200 little young for this problem. But Michelle isn't. 1:05:42.880 --> 1:05:48.720 I don't understand. He thinks of Michelle, yeah. 1:05:47.960 --> 1:05:51.000 And but everyone else is not. So I this is 1:05:51.000 --> 1:05:54.000 a very interesting psychology. And if there's any real life 1:05:54.080 --> 1:05:57.560 therapist listening to this, Please tell it, Please write in and. 1:05:57.560 --> 1:06:01.920 Explain to us the emotional burdening of a child. 1:06:02.040 --> 1:06:06.120 You know what I mean, Yeah, the parents of parentification 1:06:06.320 --> 1:06:09.360 sort of of a child. Yeah, the therapistification. 1:06:10.520 --> 1:06:13.320 This is why Michelle didn't return Fuller House, because she's like, like, 1:06:13.360 --> 1:06:16.240 I don't want to hear your listening to you. 1:06:17.000 --> 1:06:17.360 Yes. 1:06:17.600 --> 1:06:20.200 So Steph understands this, and then she takes the liberty 1:06:20.200 --> 1:06:23.280 of yelling out for DJ to come help. DJ comes 1:06:23.320 --> 1:06:26.240 running down the stairs and asks what's going on. Steff 1:06:26.320 --> 1:06:28.320 explains that Uncle Jesse is apprehensive. 1:06:29.280 --> 1:06:29.560 Again. 1:06:29.800 --> 1:06:32.560 Jesse tries to tell them he's fine. He says it's 1:06:32.560 --> 1:06:33.840 an adult thing, but. 1:06:33.880 --> 1:06:37.720 It is not. So DJ has the solution. 1:06:37.920 --> 1:06:41.080 She shouts at the top of her lungs, Dad, Joey, Aunt, Becky, 1:06:41.760 --> 1:06:46.520 Jesse's uncle, Jesse's apprehensive. Oh God. So now they all 1:06:46.520 --> 1:06:47.640 come running in and. 1:06:47.640 --> 1:06:48.960 Jesse tells them he's fine. 1:06:49.520 --> 1:06:51.320 He claims that he's just having a bad hair day, 1:06:51.600 --> 1:06:56.120 so he's a little apprehensive about his pH balance. But 1:06:56.240 --> 1:06:59.720 Michelle reminds him, you said you were apprehensive about the twins. 1:07:01.160 --> 1:07:05.240 Jesse frowns at his therapist and says, here's a new 1:07:05.240 --> 1:07:10.400 word for you. Blabbermouth like, I don't feel bad for you, Jesse. 1:07:10.520 --> 1:07:12.640 You walked right into this. You spilled your guts to 1:07:12.680 --> 1:07:15.040 a five year old and expected her to keep You live. 1:07:14.960 --> 1:07:18.440 In a house with the nosiest people ever, who are 1:07:18.960 --> 1:07:20.880 have not a boundary and are so in. 1:07:20.840 --> 1:07:23.720 Each other's business. You think this is gonna be a secret. 1:07:23.800 --> 1:07:29.240 No, yes, there's no patient doctor hacinating, hallucinating things in 1:07:29.280 --> 1:07:29.760 the kitchen. 1:07:29.800 --> 1:07:31.160 We're gonna find out eventually. 1:07:33.960 --> 1:07:37.040 So Becky asks, I thought you were happy about the twins, 1:07:37.600 --> 1:07:43.080 and Jesse unconvincingly responds, I'm extremely happy. I'm thrilled. But 1:07:43.240 --> 1:07:46.080 he looks her in the eyes and finally admits I'm lying. 1:07:46.920 --> 1:07:49.920 He takes a seat and confesses I'm scared to death. 1:07:50.920 --> 1:07:55.560 Steff speaks up, Uncle Jesse, You're never scared. He shrugs, well, 1:07:55.680 --> 1:07:58.480 I've never been a father before. Having one kid is 1:07:58.520 --> 1:08:02.640 scary enough, but the of having two. DJ tells him 1:08:02.640 --> 1:08:05.640 he's the greatest uncle in the world, but he says 1:08:05.680 --> 1:08:08.400 that being an uncle is easy. He listens to a problem, 1:08:08.680 --> 1:08:11.560 throws in his two cents, and dumps the final decision on. 1:08:11.520 --> 1:08:13.920 The dad or Michelle or Michelle. 1:08:15.280 --> 1:08:18.720 Now he'll be the one responsible his baby's lives are 1:08:18.720 --> 1:08:21.240 going to be in his hands. If he makes one 1:08:21.560 --> 1:08:25.559 wrong decision, he'll screw up two lives. He looks at 1:08:25.560 --> 1:08:28.479 his wife in sighs, Oh, I'm sorry, Becky. You must 1:08:28.479 --> 1:08:31.920 think I'm a real jerk. Becky takes a seat next 1:08:31.920 --> 1:08:36.040 to him and says, no, I'm just as scared as you. Oh. 1:08:36.120 --> 1:08:38.920 Jesse responds, Oh, great, who's gonna take care of our kids? 1:08:39.760 --> 1:08:43.320 They both smile, and Danny lets them in on a secret. 1:08:43.600 --> 1:08:48.559 What you guys are going through is perfectly normal. He 1:08:48.600 --> 1:08:50.800 takes a seat next to them and remembers, I was 1:08:50.840 --> 1:08:53.360 a nervous wreck the first time I became a parent, 1:08:53.960 --> 1:08:56.360 but once you hold that little baby in your arms, 1:08:56.640 --> 1:09:01.320 you can't believe the feeling still terrifying. Yeah, it's still terrifying, 1:09:01.439 --> 1:09:03.679 But I was like, that doesn't just go away. 1:09:03.880 --> 1:09:05.880 And you're like, oh, oh, I'm so happy you're here, 1:09:06.280 --> 1:09:09.000 and now I'm happy and terrified, And I didn't know 1:09:09.040 --> 1:09:10.280 I could feel those two things. 1:09:10.080 --> 1:09:10.719 At the same time. 1:09:10.800 --> 1:09:14.280 Oh yeah, that terrified feeling lasts pretty much a full year, 1:09:14.400 --> 1:09:15.719 at least a FULLI I'm. 1:09:15.560 --> 1:09:18.000 Still terrified these children are going out with their friends 1:09:18.160 --> 1:09:19.960 now and doing things I'm scared. 1:09:19.640 --> 1:09:24.400 To death to yet newborns and teenagers like be afraid. 1:09:24.840 --> 1:09:27.800 If I put it in a chair, it stayed. You know, 1:09:29.360 --> 1:09:32.360 they just cry a lot and you just wipe their poop. 1:09:32.439 --> 1:09:37.439 That's easy compared to teenagers. Yeah, so Joey chimes in. 1:09:37.520 --> 1:09:40.200 He tells them they're going to be great parents and 1:09:40.240 --> 1:09:44.080 they're all here whenever they need. Danny nods in agreement, 1:09:44.120 --> 1:09:47.280 telling Jesse, for the past four years, you've been living 1:09:47.320 --> 1:09:50.280 in this house and you've been Uncle Jesse. But now 1:09:50.400 --> 1:09:53.120 I'm gonna get to be Uncle Danny O. Your kids 1:09:53.120 --> 1:09:56.679 are going to be so clean. Dj offers I'll babysit 1:09:56.720 --> 1:10:00.640 my new cousins anytime except Friday and Saturday nights, and 1:10:00.680 --> 1:10:04.160 Steph adds I'll take Friday and Saturday until I start dating. 1:10:05.240 --> 1:10:08.439 Michelle tells them I'll help too, but no diapers. They 1:10:08.439 --> 1:10:14.360 make me apprehensive. Jesse smiles and thanks them all. He 1:10:14.439 --> 1:10:17.479 admits he's still a little scared, but knowing that they're 1:10:17.520 --> 1:10:21.200 there to back him up makes him happy. Becky tells him, 1:10:21.479 --> 1:10:23.840 I'm sure that we're gonna make our share of mistakes, 1:10:24.200 --> 1:10:27.000 but one thing is for sure. No two kids are 1:10:27.040 --> 1:10:30.479 gonna be loved more and he nods you can count 1:10:30.520 --> 1:10:33.320 on that. They give each other a kiss, and then 1:10:33.400 --> 1:10:36.280 Jesse excitedly tells the family that they have to see 1:10:36.320 --> 1:10:40.400 their first baby picture. Everyone gathers around to look at 1:10:40.400 --> 1:10:43.839 the sonogram and they all awe when they see the twins. 1:10:44.200 --> 1:10:47.559 And that's our show. 1:10:47.800 --> 1:10:53.400 We're off to baby Lamb. We're having twins. Ye everybody. 1:10:53.880 --> 1:10:55.439 Oh, this was a great opener. 1:10:55.640 --> 1:10:56.840 I thought it was. 1:10:56.920 --> 1:10:59.360 It sets up the rest of the season. I love 1:10:59.439 --> 1:11:02.879 that Jess. I love how honest Jesse is in this episode. 1:11:02.920 --> 1:11:04.920 You know, it's a very relatable feeling. 1:11:05.160 --> 1:11:05.960 Yes, it was. 1:11:06.120 --> 1:11:09.600 And I think also like the feeling that like you 1:11:09.760 --> 1:11:12.360 have to that you can't say anything, that you're nervous, 1:11:12.439 --> 1:11:14.160 you know what I mean. And I think a lot 1:11:14.160 --> 1:11:16.920 of new parents go through that, even after you have 1:11:17.080 --> 1:11:19.400 the baby. You know, Oh yeah, you're like, I don't 1:11:19.439 --> 1:11:21.360 I don't know if this is I don't know what 1:11:21.400 --> 1:11:21.800 I'm doing. 1:11:21.840 --> 1:11:23.640 I don't know how if I'm settled into that. I 1:11:23.640 --> 1:11:24.760 don't know if I like this yet, I don't know 1:11:24.800 --> 1:11:25.320 what I'm doing. 1:11:25.479 --> 1:11:28.400 This is, this is overwhelming, and you know, I just 1:11:28.479 --> 1:11:31.120 think a lot of people think, like, oh, you can't 1:11:31.120 --> 1:11:32.640 say that, because somehow it makes you. 1:11:34.320 --> 1:11:38.160 Say, don't yeah, to be a parent or to no, 1:11:38.479 --> 1:11:41.080 it's just it's a lot, it's a big deal. 1:11:41.120 --> 1:11:44.400 And it was Yeah, it was nice to see, you know. 1:11:44.560 --> 1:11:47.920 Kind of that be addressed between Jesse and Becky at 1:11:47.920 --> 1:11:50.160 the end, Jackie, if you will, Jackie. 1:11:49.920 --> 1:11:51.720 Right, yeah, Jackie, No, it was. 1:11:51.840 --> 1:11:52.240 It was great. 1:11:52.280 --> 1:11:55.840 It's it's pregnancy and childbirth. It's not all sunshine and rainbows. 1:11:56.000 --> 1:11:58.120 People think, oh, it's a magical time, and I'm like, no, 1:11:58.200 --> 1:12:00.920 it's not. It's filled with a lot of apprehension and 1:12:01.000 --> 1:12:04.559 worry and yes, let's be honest about our feelings instead 1:12:04.560 --> 1:12:05.800 of pretending like everything is. 1:12:06.040 --> 1:12:09.840 Yeah, yeah, there's yeah, becoming a parent isn't easy or 1:12:10.200 --> 1:12:14.240 you know, just all yeah, like you said, sunshine and roses. 1:12:13.800 --> 1:12:15.040 It can be a lot. 1:12:15.400 --> 1:12:16.320 It could be a lot. 1:12:16.520 --> 1:12:20.280 So I will say hats off to all the parents 1:12:20.280 --> 1:12:25.200 of like twins, twins, triplets and up. I do I 1:12:25.240 --> 1:12:27.920 don't know, I yeah, I mean how you do it? Yeah, 1:12:27.920 --> 1:12:29.120 I don't know how you do it. I mean you 1:12:29.800 --> 1:12:31.800 just do it because you have to, you know what 1:12:31.800 --> 1:12:33.360 I mean. Like you, it's just they show up. 1:12:33.400 --> 1:12:35.320 You're like, well, yes, we're here, you know we're here. 1:12:35.479 --> 1:12:39.680 But but yeah, oh, gosh, it would be really really overwhelming, 1:12:40.000 --> 1:12:40.880 so overwhelming. 1:12:41.040 --> 1:12:45.000 Yep, these are natural, natural reactions, and I thought it 1:12:45.040 --> 1:12:45.720 was really well done. 1:12:46.000 --> 1:12:49.280 Yeah, except it's weird hallucination, weird middle, well, the weird 1:12:49.320 --> 1:12:50.479 hallucination in the middle. 1:12:50.800 --> 1:12:56.479 Uh, the the mention of Danny calling DJ just saying 1:12:56.479 --> 1:12:58.000 that she looks sexy. It was a little odd. 1:12:58.400 --> 1:13:00.840 Yeah, some weird stuff and a couple. 1:13:00.560 --> 1:13:04.640 Of you know, but overall, it was a really cute storyline. 1:13:04.640 --> 1:13:07.080 We're just being silly with our just look and silly stuff, but. 1:13:07.080 --> 1:13:08.400 No, it was a it was a cute storyline, and 1:13:08.439 --> 1:13:10.559 I'm very excited to see kind of what happens over 1:13:11.720 --> 1:13:12.559 over season five. 1:13:13.000 --> 1:13:14.320 Yeah, with the babies and stuff. 1:13:14.479 --> 1:13:17.640 I mean, how my goodness, how much bigger did you get? 1:13:18.120 --> 1:13:19.800 We have at least ten weeks to go, because I 1:13:19.840 --> 1:13:22.400 think the babies are born around episode ten, so yeah, 1:13:22.439 --> 1:13:24.599 she's going to be growing, you grow, right in those 1:13:24.680 --> 1:13:29.160 last two and a half months. Yeah, so yeah, poor Becky, Yeah, 1:13:29.200 --> 1:13:31.799 poor Becky. My back hurt's just looking at her. 1:13:31.840 --> 1:13:33.519 I know, right, don't envy? 1:13:33.800 --> 1:13:35.320 Did you have any everywhere you looks? 1:13:35.439 --> 1:13:35.840 I did? 1:13:36.439 --> 1:13:39.400 Oh good, I did in the classroom of course, in 1:13:39.439 --> 1:13:44.800 Steph's classroom. Directly next to me was Hillary's wick Shoal's daughter, 1:13:45.320 --> 1:13:49.960 and directly behind Ashley or Mary kay whoever. I think 1:13:49.960 --> 1:13:51.640 it was Mary Kate that was in that scene with 1:13:51.680 --> 1:13:57.920 me directly behind her, Uh was Jamie his son? Oh 1:13:58.000 --> 1:14:00.200 oh yeah, yeah, so Jamie and Hillary were both were 1:14:00.200 --> 1:14:03.400 both in that right and they're always just right prominently 1:14:03.439 --> 1:14:06.280 placed because that's Joel was like, Hey, when you're the director, 1:14:06.320 --> 1:14:08.439 you get to be the director's kid and you get 1:14:08.479 --> 1:14:08.960 the shot. 1:14:09.280 --> 1:14:11.479 Joel, Joel knows how to set a shot so they 1:14:11.800 --> 1:14:12.519 can be seen us. 1:14:13.439 --> 1:14:14.280 But no, it was that. 1:14:14.400 --> 1:14:17.160 That was the everywhere you look that I had in 1:14:17.479 --> 1:14:19.720 that's great in that I don't I didn't have any others, 1:14:19.920 --> 1:14:20.160 did you. 1:14:20.760 --> 1:14:23.360 I just have one not related to any of the 1:14:23.360 --> 1:14:27.320 background actors. But your dress has that little cinch clip. 1:14:27.880 --> 1:14:28.559 Oh my gosh. 1:14:28.680 --> 1:14:32.280 Yes, I love those cinch clips from the nineties because the. 1:14:32.439 --> 1:14:35.840 Dresses were like big, sort of like root, you know whatever, 1:14:35.880 --> 1:14:37.479 and then you would yeah, you just kind of clipped 1:14:37.479 --> 1:14:38.000 it in the back. 1:14:38.320 --> 1:14:39.320 Oh that's a great way. 1:14:39.439 --> 1:14:41.280 Just yeah, kind of sind it in a little bit. 1:14:41.520 --> 1:14:44.200 Those were big. You put them on jackets, oh, put 1:14:44.200 --> 1:14:46.960 them on dresses. Loved them. They would bring them back 1:14:47.000 --> 1:14:49.559 if I think, because you know what, sometimes I'm like, 1:14:49.680 --> 1:14:51.120 I could it just. 1:14:51.120 --> 1:14:54.080 As a little just a little lousy. Yeah, yeah, you 1:14:54.160 --> 1:14:56.160 just need a little bit, there's just a little cinch. 1:14:56.280 --> 1:14:57.800 Yeah, all right, Well, you know what I'm gonna. I 1:14:57.840 --> 1:14:58.400 think I'm gonna. 1:14:58.439 --> 1:15:00.840 I'm gonna bring these back. It's my it's my goal 1:15:00.880 --> 1:15:01.800 for twenty twenty five. 1:15:02.000 --> 1:15:03.000 New idea. 1:15:03.040 --> 1:15:04.759 Well, we'll have how rude label. 1:15:04.960 --> 1:15:08.000 Yes, Tanto's scrunchies. 1:15:09.000 --> 1:15:11.080 I Howard dan Rito scrutch you might actually got awesome, 1:15:11.160 --> 1:15:13.360 but I heard dan Rito scrunchy and uh and yeah 1:15:13.400 --> 1:15:16.400 a little jacket clip, little citch clip moment. 1:15:16.439 --> 1:15:20.200 Oh yeah, let's do it. We're just so ridiculous. 1:15:20.520 --> 1:15:23.000 Uh yeah, no, that was I didn't have a ton 1:15:23.040 --> 1:15:23.920 of other everywhere. 1:15:23.920 --> 1:15:25.360 He looks, Oh, those were great ones. 1:15:25.479 --> 1:15:31.000 Busy looking manny. And it was Joey's twins name did he? 1:15:31.160 --> 1:15:33.920 I don't know if n name Joe Petci, I don't know. 1:15:33.960 --> 1:15:39.400 I Joey and yeah, Joey, Joey and Joe. Yeah, let's 1:15:39.439 --> 1:15:39.760 call that. 1:15:40.240 --> 1:15:43.000 Well, guys, thank you for joining us for the opening 1:15:43.040 --> 1:15:46.920 of season five. We are here. We're excited. This is 1:15:46.920 --> 1:15:49.200 going to be a fun one, So thank you. So 1:15:49.280 --> 1:15:51.400 much for joining us fan rito's. We love you guys, 1:15:51.520 --> 1:15:53.800 and uh, you know the deal. 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Uh no, 1:16:27.560 --> 1:16:30.160 we don't have Howard scrunches or cinch clips. 1:16:30.280 --> 1:16:31.679 Uh it's yet. 1:16:31.840 --> 1:16:34.760 Yeah, you know, we'll see if the demand is there, 1:16:35.200 --> 1:16:35.880 leave us a comment. 1:16:36.360 --> 1:16:39.640 Uh but yeah, Howard Merch dot com and uh, we 1:16:39.680 --> 1:16:43.400 will see you guys next time. So remember the world 1:16:43.520 --> 1:16:49.160 is small. The house is full of cinch clips, full 1:16:49.200 --> 1:16:50.240 of them there everywhere they. 1:16:50.160 --> 1:16:52.280 Go with every outfit. They're on the curtains. 1:16:52.600 --> 1:16:56.280 You can they're on the I'm I'm I'm cinching the 1:16:56.320 --> 1:17:00.240 back of the couch. I'm making one out of the 1:17:00.240 --> 1:17:03.639 couch material and I'm gonna put it just scouches looking 1:17:03.640 --> 1:17:06.040 a little blousy, you know, needed they needed a waistline. 1:17:06.120 --> 1:17:10.040 There. There we go. Can't go wrong with the cinch clip. No, 1:17:10.360 --> 1:17:11.880 is that what they're even called. I don't know they're 1:17:11.880 --> 1:17:12.160 called that. 1:17:12.200 --> 1:17:14.040 Dress clip, but that's what we're calling them. 1:17:14.040 --> 1:17:15.000 That's what it is, all. 1:17:14.960 --> 1:17:18.320 Right, full everywhere, so many, so much cinching. 1:17:18.439 --> 1:17:21.400 Goodbye,