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Speaker 1: Welcome to season five? This is incredible? How are we here?

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Speaker 1: It's a long time. So I am ready for season five.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Howard Taneritos. I'm Andrea Barber and I'm

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Speaker 1: Jodie Sweeten, and today we're discussing season five, episode one,

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Speaker 1: Double Treble Woo. It originally aired September seventeenth, nineteen ninety one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Heading towards the end, and it goes a little something

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Speaker 1: like this. Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until

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Speaker 2: K kindergarten is a big shift.

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Speaker 1: It's a huge shift. Yeah, it's a big, big milestone.

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Speaker 1: This episode was directed by Joels wick Y Joel.

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Speaker 2: Yay Joel.

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Speaker 1: It was written by Jeff Franklin. We love you, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: We love you despite what we're gonna we love about

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Speaker 1: We have Wendy Cutler as doctor Sinclair. This is her

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Speaker 1: Moonlights as a kacologist right after she teaches kindergarteners or

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Speaker 1: ten Happy Birthday Babies, when the.

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Speaker 3: Oka I was going to say for someone else, No, no,

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Speaker 1: She's a delivery person. She's a big voice actress. She

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Speaker 1: did voices for Frozen and Frozen two, SpongeBob, Sponge on

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Speaker 1: have Philip Levine as mister Lowry, the hot fourth grade teacher.

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Speaker 1: Like I get it, like you.

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Speaker 3: This was where it started. We've ended careers and we've

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Speaker 2: The hot fourth grade teacher.

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Speaker 1: Yep. He played Mitch Kaufman on Days of Our Lives

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Speaker 1: It's not the last of mister Lowry. Then we have

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Speaker 1: the incomparable Jill Lockhart as missus will Trout. Yes, what

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Speaker 1: I always I'm always asking.

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Speaker 1: we have Jason Clay as student. He doesn't get a name,

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Speaker 1: a nineties show Small Wonder.

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Speaker 3: Love it we recapping that next Gladly Gladly, I mean

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Speaker 2: But what did the student do? I don't remember him

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Speaker 1: I don't know he I think he's in your classroom,

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Speaker 1: All right, We start with the teaser in Michelle's room.

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Speaker 1: It's nighttime and Michelle's eyes are closed, but she's not

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Speaker 2: Been there.

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Speaker 1: Joey walks in and teases, I know someone who can't

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Speaker 2: And Dave's hair is.

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Speaker 2: We left the mullet behind in season two. That back Dave,

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Speaker 3: Look, we're only in ninety one. We haven't gotten that

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Speaker 1: You know, yes, yes, this is great. So Michelle responds,

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Speaker 3: Do you think when people were watching this week to

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Speaker 3: There's seven sitcom storylines and you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: And then there we go, And now we've set up

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Speaker 1: off Kigdergarten.

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Speaker 2: True, very true.

442
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 1: Uh, we see opening credits that are the same as

443
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Speaker 1: season four. Aren't you new credits yet? I'm really mad

444
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,440
Speaker 1: because season five is when I finally get my own

445
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 1: opening credit, and it's not here.

446
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 3: Well, it's I don't think it was here yet because

447
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,160
Speaker 3: I think we shot him after we came back. Yeah,

448
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,639
Speaker 3: so after we came back, so usually like the second

449
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,720
Speaker 3: or third week, they come out.

450
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, we'll see him in episode five, so

451
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 1: we have to wait a few moments before we see it.

452
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,800
Speaker 1: But I was just like, oh, I was so excited. Yeah.

453
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 1: I normally don't watch the opening credits, but I did

454
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 1: this time, waiting to see myself.

455
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Speaker 3: I know, you know what I did too, because I

456
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,159
Speaker 3: was like, oh, wait, season five, I think we do

457
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 3: something different.

458
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 1: It's we're right, just not yet. It's just not yet. Yes,

459
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 1: that's to come. They had to shoot him first and

460
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 1: edit them and then put them in.

461
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 2: Well, we did them in San Francisco. Did we are

462
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Speaker 2: these the ones?

463
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,440
Speaker 1: No? No, well I did mine in the kitchen set.

464
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Speaker 1: I don't think, maybe not.

465
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll find out. For a person in

466
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Speaker 2: San Francisco. I don't remember it.

467
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't My memory is not that great.

468
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,439
Speaker 1: Some of the fanarido's please chime in and let us

469
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: know where we shot these intros and when they appear.

470
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Speaker 1: Moving on, we are in the kitchen. Jesse walks into

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Speaker 1: the house, shouting, Hey, everybody, I'm home. It's the middle

472
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:08,199
Speaker 1: of the night. It's very Jesse is so Jesse. He

473
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 1: sees Commet and excitedly greets him. But Commet couldn't care

474
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Speaker 1: less that Jesse is there.

475
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's sleeping.

476
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:19,119
Speaker 1: Even the door dog retrievers, retrievers who who live to

477
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 1: greet you? This one is like, forget it, dude, It's

478
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 1: it's too early in the morning.

479
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Speaker 2: Quiet. Yeah.

480
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 1: So Jesse runs upstairs and shouts, Hey, wake up, everyone,

481
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: wake up, I'm home. Wait all the bedroom doors come on, dude.

482
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Speaker 2: I'm just like nobody.

483
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to greet you at three in the morning. Yeah.

484
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 2: Well, which is why the next little bit is very

485
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Speaker 2: funny true.

486
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: All the bedroom doors slowly open to reveal his groggy

487
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Speaker 1: family members. Jesse is a ball of energy as he

488
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 1: hugs each one of them. Danny walks out and reminds

489
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Speaker 1: Jesse that it's three a m. And tomorrow's the first

490
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: day of school and Jesse's on lunch making duty tomorrow.

491
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 1: After Danny walks away and the rest of the family

492
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: have gone back into their respective rooms, Jesse can't believe

493
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: that that's all he gets after being gone all summer.

494
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 3: Dude, read the room Michelle as exactly a specialty.

495
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: No, he's missing that gene. Michelle appears at her doorway

496
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Speaker 1: to tell him next time, come home earlier.

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Speaker 3: Ye, yes, the child speaks the truth again. The sage

498
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 3: wisdom of Michelle is but.

499
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: He ignores her request and shouts becky at the top

500
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Speaker 1: of his lungs before heading up to the attic.

501
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 3: Because every pregnant woman loves to be interrupted in their sleep,

502
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 3: because it's hard enough not by.

503
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Speaker 1: The time you get in a comfortable position and drift

504
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: off and you will.

505
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: Get a pee.

506
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 1: Then you got a pee, and then your your husband

507
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: heads home and starts screaming your name in the hallway.

508
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: So Becky is fast asleep, of course, but Jesse continues

509
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 1: to yell. Anyway. He turns on the lights when he

510
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: gets inside, and we see Becky is sporting a huge

511
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: baby bump.

512
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 3: Right.

513
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's a lot quickly gone like he's

514
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: been going.

515
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 2: He's been gone the whole summer.

516
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 3: I mean, it's been like three months. She looks nine

517
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,919
Speaker 3: months pregnant. That's the whole point of the episode. She

518
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 3: finds out there's two of them in there.

519
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: I think, not that you're not that big at eight

520
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: weeks or ten weeks, you don't really start showing, even

521
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 1: with twins. I don't think you start showing untill twenty weeks,

522
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: eighteen weeks. I've never had twins. I've never had twins either,

523
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: but I definitely didn't start showing until after twenty weeks. Yeah, yeah,

524
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: with one, even with a singleton. But anyways, you're right,

525
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: the joke's gotta work. Becky's huge, she's swearing.

526
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 2: That big moon bump.

527
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: Right.

528
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,479
Speaker 2: And to be fair, to be fair, Laurie is tiny

529
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,959
Speaker 2: and very petite. That's true. That's true.

530
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 3: To fit two of them in there, it would look

531
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Speaker 3: she would it would look.

532
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 2: Large, that's true.

533
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's a tiny little woman and so yeah,

534
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: two babies are already taking up a ton of room.

535
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: Uh and according to wait.

536
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, according to twins can start to show as early as.

537
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 2: Six to eight weeks.

538
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, there we go. All right, there we go.

539
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: These these twins are just stating really fast. Jesse and

540
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,199
Speaker 1: Rebecca give each other a big hug and kiss, and

541
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: Jesse notices her belly. He lets out, I have mercy,

542
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: and she agrees with him, comparing herself to Frosty the Snowman.

543
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 1: Jesse says that when he saw her two weeks ago,

544
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: she looked pregnant, but now she looks enormous.

545
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 2: Two weeks so he saw her.

546
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: Did he come home two weeks ago?

547
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 2: Did she fly out? And she maybe? I think? Well,

548
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 2: remember she was like, I can go with you on

549
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 2: some and she was gonna take time off.

550
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 3: So then she flew home two weeks ago, okay, and

551
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 3: he had to wrap things up the last two weeks

552
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: and then apparently in the last two weeks she has exploded.

553
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: Okay there, that's kind of how it happens too. You know,

554
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 1: one day you're day You're like, whoa, where did this

555
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: come from?

556
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

557
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: So Becky's eyes widened at the word enormous and Jackie Jackie.

558
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 3: Jesse, here we go, Jackie Jacky Jackie lives. Long live Jackie.

559
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 3: I will never give that up.

560
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

561
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: Even Manny was like Jackie like, yes, it's it's a

562
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: thing now. So Jackie or Jesse backtracks enormously pregnant, and

563
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: Becky admits she's amazed by it. One morning she just

564
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: woke up, looked down and her feet were gone. Jesse

565
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: touches her belly and says, hi to the baby. He's

566
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: shocked that. He feels the baby kicking, and he asks

567
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 1: Becky why it's up so late.

568
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 3: She laughs, you came in the room, am bro. Even

569
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 3: the embryo is like, god, you scared me.

570
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 2: You know, yeah something?

571
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: Yes, why he's startled and he's trying to go back

572
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: to sleep.

573
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 3: He's rolling over trying to get away from a loud noise.

574
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: She laughs, and she grabs a book, telling Jesse he

575
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: needs to read this because it tells you everything you

576
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: need to know about having a baby. He nods and

577
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 1: begins to read the book right away. He opens up

578
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: to chapter one and smirks, uh, I think we already

579
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 1: covered that chapter Becky laughs and they start to make

580
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: out and we're out.

581
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 2: So what does that mean? I'm just kidding.

582
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: You're like, Michelle, where do you?

583
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 2: What is that? What's on that chapter? Right? How do

584
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 2: babies sleep? Where do they sleep?

585
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 3: And there? They come out at night and then they

586
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 3: crawl back up in there.

587
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: So the next morning, Danny's drinking his coffee in the

588
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: kitchen reading the paper when DJ walks down. She is

589
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: all dressed up in a denim buttoned top and black

590
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: shorts for her first day of high school, and Danny

591
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: has to treasure at this moment. He tells her to

592
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: sit on his lap, and she cringes with embarrassment, and I.

593
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: Too, am cringing with him. By Christmas, Yeah, I was like.

594
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: He remembers the moment he first held DJ in his

595
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: arms and saw his reflection on her little bald head.

596
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: She's embarrassed yet again, and she tells him she's got

597
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: to go, but she points to her outfit and asks

598
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: him how does she look. He smiles and says cute,

599
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: and she's devastated. Cute you're supposed to say, I look

600
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: way too hot and can't leave the house dressed like this.

601
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: Danny corrects himself. I'm sorry, honey, you look very sexy.

602
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 3: Oh god, this was so yeah, there were so many

603
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 3: other words that it could have been right.

604
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 2: So many other words.

605
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: This did not land.

606
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: And I know it's supposed to be it's supposed to

607
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 3: be uncomfortable, but also it was.

608
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: Another level of uncomfortableness.

609
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, particularly for the fact that she's like kind

610
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 3: of wearing a smock, you know, like it's not like

611
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 3: she's like it's a long sleeve, like high necked denim shirt. Nothing.

612
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was nothing revealing about it at all.

613
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 2: It was just Yeah, the.

614
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 3: Whole moment was not it was it was a it

615
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 3: was a weird moment for me, and.

616
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was super weird. Like the first one didn't land,

617
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: but then the writer's doubled down into the second awkward moment.

618
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: It's like, no, none of these jokes are landing. Let's

619
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: just please, please, let's move on from this moment.

620
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: So thank god.

621
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: Kimmy walks in and she's wearing a black oversized T

622
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: shirt dress and a patterned scarf around her neck. She

623
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: looks very demure. She greets dj oh ahdij and then

624
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: she looks at Danny and calls him Big Dan. Danny

625
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: says hi and tells Kimmy she looks nice. She smiles, thanks.

626
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: My dad said the same thing. Danny turns back to

627
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: DJ to lecture her. You see, you don't always have

628
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: to dress hot to attract attention. Meanwhile, Kimmy is altering

629
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: her entire wardrobe behind him. She takes her hair out

630
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: of the bun, pulls down her bright red tights, and

631
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: takes off the oversized T shirt reveal a tight fitted,

632
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: bit dazzled mini dress.

633
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: You looked so cute. It looked great. Let's stare, I say, sexy. No,

634
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: you looked you did?

635
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 3: You looked you looked cute. You probably hated every moment

636
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 3: of it.

637
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: Well, it was I didn't like revealing things, so I

638
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: felt self conscious about how right? Right?

639
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: But no, it was great. You looked it was fantastic.

640
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: And I did love this bit because it like doing

641
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: the timing and the dab and Bob could kind of

642
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: tell what was happening based on the audience's reaction, right,

643
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: so you could time it.

644
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: Right.

645
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: It was a funny.

646
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 2: You could be so great.

647
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: So while all of this is going on, Danny's lecture

648
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: to DJ continues and He concludes with right now, you

649
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: can actually learn something from Kimmy, and then he turns

650
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: around to see Kimmy's altered appearance and he has to

651
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: do a double take. Jimmy tells Deeed that they should

652
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: head out, but DJ admits she has to change, considering

653
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: her dad wants her to be more like Kimmy. Danny

654
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: grabs DJ's hands and then says, no, no, no, you

655
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: just go to school. He turns back and glances at

656
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: Kimmy and then begs DJ please make new friends. She

657
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: kisses her dad goodbye, and she and Kimmy head out.

658
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: Then Jesse makes his way into the kitchen. He's instructing

659
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: Becky on how to maneuver down the stairs with her

660
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: big belly. Becky reminds him she's an expecting mother, not

661
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: a jumbo jet.

662
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: I would have.

663
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: Thrown some of his head by now.

664
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 3: And blamed it on Hormone's been like, I'm not responsible

665
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 3: for my actions.

666
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, uh, Jesse responds, Please, the baby can pick

667
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: up your sarcasm. Becky is confused, so he explains, I

668
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: was up all night reading that baby book and it

669
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: said that even in the womb, the baby can sense

670
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: everything that's going on, So starting right now, I want

671
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: happy voices and soothing sounds. Danny wonders if he's going

672
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: a bit overboard, and Jesse reminds him, I'm gonna be

673
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: a father. Do you know what a big job that is?

674
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: And Danny sarcastically remarks, oh gosh, no, Jess tell me.

675
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: Jesse ignores the sarcasm and says that means I'm going

676
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: to be responsible for another human life, and I want

677
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: it to start outright. He makes his way back to

678
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: Becky and hands her a cassette player, telling her to

679
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: carry it at all times.

680
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: Oh, a cassette play.

681
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: I know. This was just a relic, right.

682
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: A cassette player Walkman, which was like the height of technology.

683
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: Oh, that was cool. When those came out. Everybody had

684
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: to have one.

685
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: Everybody had to have them.

686
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 3: And let me tell you, the headphones. If there is

687
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 3: an opposite of noise canceling.

688
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: It's those.

689
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 3: It was, and it was like, it's sort of like

690
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 3: your own little concert, but really it's you and the

691
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 3: seven people standing within six feet of you who can

692
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: hear everything that's going on on.

693
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: These two little like sponges on.

694
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: The ear, tiny little sponges. Yes, there was no filtering.

695
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: Everyone could hear what it sounded like crap, I mean

696
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 3: just the tape and sounded and.

697
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we it was the best. You could put

698
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 2: one of those on it, rollerblade, Yeah.

699
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: You could, you could. You had portable music for the

700
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: first time.

701
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

702
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was big. This was very big. So uh.

703
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: He places this cassette player near Becky's belly and it

704
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: begins to play what else but Elvis?

705
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: Or close enough to Elvis that we can pay for true.

706
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: Becky breaks the news that she will not be listening

707
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: to Elvis twenty four hours a day, and Jesse had

708
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: a feeling she'd say that, so he came prepared. He

709
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: plugs a pair of headphones into the cassette player and

710
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: places them around Becky's stomach To solve this problem, He

711
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: proudly tells his wife, I bet its little lip is

712
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: curling up right now. Then his eyes widened as he

713
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: realizes the baby heard him call it it. Jesse tells

714
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: her that they have to find out the gender, but

715
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: Becky pushes back, no, you promised that we'd be surprised.

716
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: Jesse reminds her, happy sounds, soothing voices, so Becky repeats

717
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: herself in an over the top happy tone. Now, Jess,

718
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: you agreed that we'd be surprised. Jesse's tone is just

719
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: as happy as he says, but I want you to

720
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: change your mind, and they argue back and forth in

721
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: these cheerful tones. When Danny approaches Becky, he lifts the

722
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: headphones from her belly to assure the baby, don't you worry?

723
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 1: Your parents aren't always.

724
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 2: This kookie and how are though?

725
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

726
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, that's that's pretty normal behavior.

727
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: This is get used to it now, kid, because these

728
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: are your parents. Did you find out the gender or

729
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: the sex of your kids or did you did?

730
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I wanted to know. I was like, I

731
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: just wanted to know.

732
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, found out what girls for both of them, I

733
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 3: mean obviously because that that Yeah, but uh.

734
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: We'll gotta be you know, good, go by the way

735
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 2: never no, right, but no, they found out ahead of time.

736
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know.

737
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: Oh, I found out with Tate and then I was

738
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: surprised with Felicity. So I've done it both ways. Okay,

739
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't really have a preference. I wanted to know

740
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: with Tate because there were so many unknowns I'd never

741
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: been pregnant before.

742
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 2: I need I need certainty, right right, I need to

743
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 2: know things.

744
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: So I found out with him and then with Felicity.

745
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 2: I was like, let's try it.

746
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: Let's just let's just be surprised. I was convinced it

747
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: was another boy, and then they brought her out and

748
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: it's like it's a girl. And I was like, what really?

749
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: So I had no mother's intuition, but yeah, no, no,

750
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: just done.

751
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: Right, everyone's happen.

752
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 3: Fifty percent of people were like, oh, you're carrying a boy,

753
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 3: and the other hover were like, oh, it's definitely a girl.

754
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, it's a fifty to fifty chance, right.

755
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 3: You're like, it's something I don't it's there's a baby

756
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 3: in here for sure.

757
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: As long as it's a healthy baby, it doesn't really matter.

758
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wanted to know.

759
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 3: I think, you know why, I just I guess maybe

760
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 3: I just want to I was like, I don't know.

761
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: I think most of peoples find out now because you

762
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: just why wait when you can find out weeks or whenever.

763
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: I think it's earlier now.

764
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: And I also will say the the uh sort of

765
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 3: gender neutral colors weren't as popular back then, so it

766
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 3: was really hard to find stuff that was not pink

767
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 3: or blue, you know, or girly or you know, like

768
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 3: a little mini sports uniform like so gendered. Right, So

769
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 3: it was like, yeah, I feel like now I probably

770
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 3: would be like, no, you know what, there's lots of

771
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 3: options for like how I can how I want to

772
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 3: set things up and be prepared, and I don't feel

773
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 3: like I have to.

774
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 2: Be you know.

775
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, yeah, back in back when Felicity was born,

776
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: it was like we had to do everything in yellow

777
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: because right, yellow onesies and that. Yet yeah, other options

778
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: it was either blue, pink or yeah, I mean.

779
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: And which is so silly anyway, It's like it could

780
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 3: be and you just put them in anything and you're

781
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 3: gonna puke all over it.

782
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: Anyway, it doesn't matter, right, it's gonna be it's gonna

783
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 2: be like a like a olive green, you know, pretty soon.

784
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, So don't get too connected.

785
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 2: What it's supposed to look like.

786
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, those early poops, those, especially if you're breastfeeding, the

787
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: breast breastfed poops are just I don't.

788
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: Even know if the.

789
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's move on quickly, I was trying. We're back

790
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 1: in the girls room. Joey walks in and asks Michelle

791
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: and Steph if they are ready for their first day

792
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: of school, and Steph is super excited. Are you kidding

793
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: this year? I'm getting a man teacher and he's a

794
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: major babe. Michelle grins ooh, and Steph tells her that

795
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: fourth grade is going to be so awesome. She looks

796
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: down at her beautiful floral dress and admits, I look good,

797
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: I feel good, and I'm wearing a smile. That says,

798
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: Stephanie Tanner, you are a winner.

799
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: What is that from?

800
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 3: Oh?

801
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 1: Is that from something?

802
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 2: I thought you were leaving from something?

803
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 3: It's or it was like a like a an ad,

804
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 3: like an ad for something or what. Yeah, I feel

805
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 3: like it was something like almost I don't know, like

806
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 3: not weight watchers or somebody was like one of those

807
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 3: like I look good, I feel good, and I'm wearing

808
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 3: a smile or something like. I feel like it was a.

809
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: That does seem a little familiar, like a Jerry maguire,

810
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: although that was later.

811
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 2: Giving yourself like some sort of a yeah, yeah.

812
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: Something okay, Well, your confidence was unmatched, like I was,

813
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: like I wish I was that confident as a fourth

814
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: grader because right, I was feeling just the other.

815
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you that dress was one of

816
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 3: my favorites. I love that so it was cute, little

817
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 3: ballet flat.

818
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, your hair was adorable.

819
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 2: Like you look half a half downside pony action.

820
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: You're very grown up, I can tell you. Gottle explosion

821
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: of bangs always still.

822
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: Seasons.

823
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: So Steph walks out of the room with her head

824
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 1: held high, and Joey asks Michelle how she's feeling about school.

825
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: The soon to be kindergartener admits, well, not as ready

826
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: as she is, and then she asks Joey, are the

827
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: other kids gonna like me? Joey responds nobly, well, yeah,

828
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: let the pet bird fly out of the wind, right.

829
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I hope it doesn't go as bad

830
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: as pre school.

831
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: Right, she doesn't have a great track window. Yeah, but

832
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: Joey reassures her, of course they're gonna like you. But

833
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: to be sure, you should do what I did on

834
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: my first day of school when kids asked me my name,

835
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: I would just go and he does his Bullwinkle impression

836
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: as he says, hello, my name's Joey Gladstone. He claims

837
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: that after he did that, all the kids laughed and

838
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: they all became friends. Then he tells Michelle to try it.

839
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: She puts her hands on her head to imitate Antlers

840
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: and says, hello, my name is Joey Gladstone. Joey laughs

841
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: and tells her that was good, but next time she

842
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: should try it using her own name. He does the

843
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: Bullwinkle impression once more and use Michelle's name to show

844
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: her and she copies him to a tea.

845
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: Works every time, well excepts how I introduced myself to

846
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 3: a room full of new people has Bullwinkle. I can't

847
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 3: even do a buwll Einkle impression. I just breaks the ice,

848
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 3: you know.

849
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: So there's just like, who are you trying to imitate?

850
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 2: Yeh yeah, yeah, They're like, are you okay? I'm like, ah,

851
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: just it's a joke, gotcha.

852
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

853
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 2: People love that.

854
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: So next we're on location outside the elementary.

855
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 3: My gosh, we are outdoors, we are out of the studio.

856
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: People just don't hold on to your hats. I looked

857
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: this up. This is Virginia Road Elementary School off the

858
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: ten and Librea in New KOs City. Yeah, it's near

859
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: Culver City. So yeah, it was great. It's a great,

860
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: great looking building for elementary school. Loved it. Danny and

861
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: Joey are standing with stephan Michelle in front of the school,

862
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: and Michelle is in shock. This is my school, it's

863
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: so big. Joey reminds her that she's a big girl now,

864
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 1: but she shakes her head, not that big. Danny assures

865
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: her she's going to be just fine, but if she

866
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: needs any help, Stephanie will be in the same school.

867
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: Steph lends her little sister some words of encouragement. Don't worry,

868
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: kindergarten is just like preschool, only without the naps. Michelle

869
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: admits that's too bad. She's good at naps.

870
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 3: Never heard a kid say that. I never heard been like,

871
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 3: you know, I'm really you know what. I love naps,

872
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 3: love him.

873
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: I hate naps, naps. But Michelle's wise beyond her years.

874
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 2: I'm good at naps. No love naps.

875
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: I love nap. I wish I was better at naps,

876
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: though I always I always nap too long and then

877
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: I wake up cranky. So I really yeah, yeah, you

878
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,919
Speaker 1: have to hit that window, like that twenty to thirty

879
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: minute window and then force yourself awake. Anyways, Danny, Joey,

880
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: and steph all begin to walk toward the school, but

881
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: Michelle doesn't budge. She stares at the building with hesitation,

882
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: and then they grab her hand and lee her inside.

883
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: In the classroom, Danny and Joey lead Michelle into the

884
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: brand new classroom. Danny asks, doesn't this look like the

885
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: happiest place on Earth? Michelle tells him no, that's Disneyland.

886
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: Then Michelle's teacher, Missus Wiltrout, introduces herself to the family.

887
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 1: She asks what her new student's name is, and Michelle says,

888
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: Michelle Elizabeth Tanner. This is my first day at school.

889
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: Missus Wiltrout smiles, That's okay, it's everybody's first day. Michelle

890
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: is visibly nervous, so Danny crouches down to wish her

891
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 1: the best first day at school. He knows she's gonna

892
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: love it. Michelle admits, I hope you're right. Then Joey

893
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 1: crouches down and does his Bullwinkle impression to remind her

894
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: how to make new friends. The guys walk toward the

895
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: door and say goodbye to Michelle, and she gives them

896
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: a small little wave in response. She turns around and

897
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: sets her lunch box down at an airby table. The

898
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: boy who we know. As Teddy looks at her her

899
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: and asks who are you. Michelle puts her hands on

900
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: her head and does her Bullwinkle impression, just like she

901
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: was taught, and says, my name's Michelle Tenner. Teddy looks

902
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: at her like she grew another head. He admits, you

903
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: are a strange kid.

904
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 3: That is probably the response that I would have expected.

905
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: He's not I mean, he's not wrong, but it's you know,

906
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: it's a little harsh for a first encounter, but as well, yeah,

907
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: this is what.

908
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: Teddy start strong.

909
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, no, girl, He's like, I'm not gonna.

910
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: Lie to you to be nice.

911
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that you're strange. He quickly walks away,

912
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: and Michelle sadly states, they hate me already. I'm out

913
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: of here. She walks out of the room and into

914
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: the hallway, which is filled with elementary schoolers that are

915
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: much bigger than her. The bell rings and the kids

916
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: hurry through the halls to get to class. Michelle yells

917
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: to anyone who will listen, excuse me, excuse have you

918
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: seen my sister Stephanie Tanner. None of the kids answer her,

919
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: and soon enough she's left in the hallway all alone.

920
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: The sad music begins to play as Michelle sighs, I

921
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 1: don't know about this, and yet again she is unsupervised

922
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: and alone this time.

923
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, great, great teacher for kindergarten kid wanders out, yeahs.

924
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: And kids, nobody, there's nobody.

925
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: A short one. Yeah.

926
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: This is so the nineties. Like now you got to

927
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: get like.

928
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: A hall pass.

929
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: You gotta have any thing, right, it's the whole thing now, right. Yeah.

930
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: So next we're at the doctor's office. Becky and Jesse

931
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: are at a pregnancy check up. Becky has to remind

932
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: him that they don't want to know if it's a

933
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: boy or a girl, and Jesse nods in agreement. The

934
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: doctor approaches them and says this is an interesting sonogram boy,

935
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: and Jesse immediately cuts her off and exclaims, it's a boy.

936
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: We'll name him Jesse. He quickly walks over to the

937
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: doctor so he can take a peek at the sonogram.

938
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: He asks, how does the baby's hair look? Doesn't need moosee.

939
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: He's got priorities, you know, he's on a priority.

940
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: Bless Becky, just bless.

941
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 1: The doctor clarifies that she didn't say it's a boy.

942
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: And Jesse responds, Oh, it's a girl, Jessica Junior. He

943
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: tells Becky she's not dating until she's thirty five. The

944
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 1: doctor reminds him that she didn't say it's a girl either,

945
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: and Jesse wonders, well, what's left a lot of things.

946
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: Becky decides it's her turn to butt in. All we

947
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: want to know is that the baby is healthy in

948
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: the right. The doctor tells her to relax. She doesn't

949
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: smoke or drink, so she's doing everything right. She assures

950
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: them both that the babies will be just fine. Becky

951
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: is satisfied with the news and begins to walk out,

952
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: repeating the doctor's words that the babies will be just fine,

953
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: but Jesse stops dead in his tracks and asks the doctor,

954
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: did you just say babies? And Becky walks right back

955
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,720
Speaker 1: in and says, did she just say babies? The doctor nods,

956
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: that's what I said. You're having twins. The audience erupts

957
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: into a pause.

958
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: Woo.

959
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: Becky smiles in disbelief, while Jesse stares at the doctor

960
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: in horror. Becky laughs as she asks the doctor who's

961
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: having twins? She responds, you are, congratulations. Becky whips around

962
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: to face Jessie and shouts, we're having twins. She gives

963
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: him a big hug, but he's still frozen in place.

964
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: He finally says, twins. I just wanted to know if

965
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: it was a boy or a girl. He holds up

966
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 1: two fingers to clarify we're having twins. That's a two

967
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: babies at one time. That's when the first baby comes out,

968
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: and then the second baby comes out, and then we

969
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: take them home and raise them. The doctor tells him

970
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: that's generally how it works pretty much. She hands them

971
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: their sonogram and Jesse holds it up to the light.

972
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: Becky tells them how exciting this is their first baby pictures.

973
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: The doctor shows them the two different heads and mentions

974
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 1: that sometimes one of the twins will hide behind the other.

975
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 1: Becky thinks it's adorable that they're already playing together, but

976
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: Jesse doesn't look like he's on the same wavelength. He

977
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: asks the doctor if there are any more hiding back there.

978
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 2: She's a fair question.

979
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never know.

980
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 2: I'm with no offense, but with the size, i'd be like,

981
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean three or four.

982
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got a full house in there. So Becky

983
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: is so excited about all of this, she wants to

984
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: head down to work so she can tell everybody. Jesse

985
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 1: says he's going to stay back to ask a few questions.

986
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 1: Becky tells him that they can celebrate tonight. They give

987
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 1: each other a kiss, and she exclaims, once more, we're

988
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: having twins. He tries to look excited for her, but

989
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: once she's gone, he lets the nerves show. The doctor

990
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: notices him staring at the sonogram and asks if he's

991
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 1: all right. Jesse tries to convince her that he's doing great.

992
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: It's an extra baby, so he's extra happy. Before he

993
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: was just responsible for one human life, but now he's

994
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: responsible for two. At the sound of this, he lies

995
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: down on the examination table and puts the oxygen mask

996
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 1: on his face.

997
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean would be overwhelming.

998
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 1: You know his reaction is not abnormal. This is shocking news.

999
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: It's overwhelming, So I give him a pass on this.

1000
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: You know who took the car though, yet it they

1001
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: must have arrived in separate cars.

1002
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 2: Where are they parking all these cars?

1003
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1004
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: I'm digging too deep. Now, well, yeah, forget it.

1005
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: Now you have to pay to park at hospitals, which I,

1006
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: you know, have feelings about I don't think have you.

1007
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: Two separate cars in San Francisco.

1008
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's a recipe for disaster, it really is.

1009
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: But maybe she was on her way to work, and

1010
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: so she's like yeah.

1011
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 3: She was like yeah, because and you know what I

1012
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 3: do often is when the doctor hasn't really told me

1013
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 3: a lot of information, I just go cool, thanks.

1014
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: By, and I'm out.

1015
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 3: She's like, anyway, I see you later. Right, you didn't

1016
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 3: really actually even tell me that I'm having twins. You

1017
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 3: just sort of we just guessed, and yeah, you were

1018
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 3: like being coy about it.

1019
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: So now I'm going to leave.

1020
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: By. Yeah, no more information needed about maybe different plans

1021
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: for the delivery or bedroom and whatever is to come,

1022
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: you know, none of that. So next we're in Stuff's

1023
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,399
Speaker 1: classroom and Stephanie's man teacher is telling his class that

1024
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: one of.

1025
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 2: Them is a teacher man or just a teacher.

1026
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: Hey, in the nineties, this was rare to have a

1027
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: male teach.

1028
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 3: I mean it's yeah, there's it's still they're still underrepresented

1029
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 3: in the JAR.

1030
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: I think for my whole you know, K through twelve,

1031
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: I probably had one male teacher the entire.

1032
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 3: Girls a couple male teachers and that they loved that

1033
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 3: were just really wonderful and sweet.

1034
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, there are they are. My brother, my brother,

1035
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: the lawyer. Before he was a lawyer, he was a

1036
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: second grade teacher. So and kids loved him. Oh I

1037
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: loved him.

1038
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, they were great. Uh.

1039
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: So the man teacher is telling the class that one

1040
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: of the most exciting things about fourth grade is that

1041
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: they'll be using computers.

1042
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Wow, there's a view one in the classroom.

1043
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: One one computer, probably very boxy and very slow.

1044
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could play snake on it if you're lucky,

1045
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 3: or I don't even know if an organ trails around. Now,

1046
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 3: fourth grade organ trail was around. I remember playing that

1047
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 3: and getting dysentery often.

1048
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1049
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: Yes, it's so great.

1050
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,280
Speaker 1: So he asks if anyone has ever used a computer?

1051
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 2: Has anyone ever? Oh my, I love this. This is

1052
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 2: so god, we're so old.

1053
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: This is so nineteen ninety one, because yeah, not everybody

1054
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 1: had a computer.

1055
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: Stephanie proudly stands up.

1056
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,879
Speaker 1: I've used my sister's computer. She used up the last

1057
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: of the cream rints in the shower this morning. That's

1058
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: why my hair doesn't have as much body and bounce

1059
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: as it usually does.

1060
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 2: My hair never has body and bounces.

1061
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: The class stares at her in silence, and she awkwardly says,

1062
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: I guess I'll sit down now. She looks around and

1063
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: tries to assure everyone I'm really not a geek. Then

1064
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: we spot Michelle jumping up to look at Stephanie through

1065
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: the door. The man teacher continues, the other thing we'll

1066
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: be doing is breaking the class into discovery groups. The

1067
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: class door opens and Michelle crawls in, trying to stay undetected,

1068
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: but the teacher notices her right away and announces, oh,

1069
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: here's our first discovery. Stephanie winces at the sight of

1070
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: her younger sister. Michelle crawls under the desk and behind

1071
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: stephan whispers it's me Michelle, and Steph whispers back, I

1072
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: know who you are. Then the teacher asks if she

1073
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: likes to introduce everyone to her guest. Stephanie winces not really,

1074
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: so Michelle does the honors. I'm her sister, Michelle, and

1075
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: the teacher introduces himself as mister Lowry. Michelle tells her sister.

1076
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 2: You were right. He is a major, babe, and then

1077
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: Steph melt into the floor. The second hand embarrassment.

1078
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: I felt for your character.

1079
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: Steph's like, I'm homeschooled.

1080
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: Now. It doesn't get worse than that. This is just

1081
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: piling on, oh man. The fourth graders all burst into laughter,

1082
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: and Steph just wants to hide for the rest of

1083
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: the school year. She asks her sister, through gritted teeth,

1084
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: why aren't you in kindergarten? Michelle size nobody likes me there.

1085
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: I want to stay with you. The audience aws, but

1086
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: Steph lets out a fake laugh. What a sense of humor?

1087
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: She asks mister Lowry, can I take her back to kindergarten?

1088
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: And he nods, of course you can. She thanks him,

1089
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: and then requests try not to teach anything until I

1090
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:01,720
Speaker 1: get back.

1091
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 2: She's just committed. She's very committed to fourth grade, you know.

1092
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't want to miss a single lesson,

1093
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: so just, you know, keep your hands busy until I

1094
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: get back. Next we're back in the school hallway. Stephanie

1095
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: is holding Michelle's hand as she walks her back to

1096
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: her classroom, but Michelle begs, I don't want to go back.

1097
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: Stephanie tells her, don't worry. Your big sister's on the job.

1098
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: Now there's no reason why any of those kindergartener kids

1099
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: shouldn't like you. I mean, you're a terrific little person,

1100
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: and Michelle responds, don't tell me, tell them. So Stephanie

1101
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: opens the door to the classroom and announces, look what

1102
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: I found. Miss Wiltrout sighs with relief. There you are, Michelle.

1103
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: What happened?

1104
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 3: She wasn't looking very hard, she wasn't didn't leave the classroom.

1105
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still not feeling very confident about this school

1106
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: and the security protocols.

1107
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 2: Well, early nineties, it was a different time. Things are

1108
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 2: so different.

1109
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: Michelle points to Teddy and explains that boy said I

1110
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 1: was strange, and Teddy defends himself. She talks with her

1111
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: hands on her head.

1112
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 3: Excellent point, everyone knows.

1113
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1114
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: Steph chimes in, I think I can help here, May I.

1115
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: Miss Wiltrout gives her the floor and Steph brings Michelle

1116
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 1: with her. She tells the class Michelle was just trying

1117
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: to show you the cool new way to say hello,

1118
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: the Bullwinkle way. The kids stare at her in confusion,

1119
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: so Steph walks them through it. She tells them to

1120
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: put their antlers up, and they all obey her command,

1121
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: including miss wiltrout. Then Steph tells them to repeat after her.

1122
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,479
Speaker 1: She puts on her best Bullwinkle voice and says, good

1123
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: morning Michelle.

1124
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 3: If it was best, it was adequate, It was as

1125
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 3: good as I could do.

1126
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: Nobody can do that.

1127
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 3: You have to do a voice, was like, I know,

1128
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 3: because when you're when you're like with Dave, you're like,

1129
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 3: nothing's going to be good.

1130
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: Nobody's as good as Dave. And it's the worst when

1131
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: you have to do something you know you're terrible at

1132
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: and you got to perform it multiple times, that's the

1133
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: worst feeling.

1134
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 2: But you did.

1135
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: Fine, You did just fine.

1136
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1137
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 3: Uh.

1138
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: The kindergarteners repeat the greeting, and then Michelle responds in

1139
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: her Bullwinkle voice, good morning to you. All the kids

1140
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: laugh in response, and Stephanie asks, wasn't that fun? Let's

1141
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 1: all thank Michelle for showing us how to be a

1142
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: little bit cooler. The fourth graders give Michelle a round

1143
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: of applause and say yay, and Steph tells her little sister,

1144
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: see they like you.

1145
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, The fourth graders give Michelle around.

1146
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 1: Ap oh sorry, the kindergarteners no, oh.

1147
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 3: No, said I said it on the thing, and I

1148
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,439
Speaker 3: was like no, I was like like wait, which, yeah,

1149
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 3: I was very I was sorry. That was really I

1150
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 3: thought I was lost. We have I was wandering the halls,

1151
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 3: wondering sposed to be in.

1152
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: We've been in this scene so long that kindergarteners have

1153
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 1: now they've got so Miss Wiltrout tells Stephanie she did

1154
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: a good job, and Steph begins to walk out and

1155
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: her work here is done.

1156
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, sense teacher's not doing it so right. Somebody had

1157
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 3: to take charge, somebody, somebody had to find the kid.

1158
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 3: Michelle calls after her, Stephanie. She turns around and asks yes.

1159
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 3: Michelle does her Bullwinkle impression.

1160
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: And says thank you very much, and Steph responds, you're

1161
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: welcome in the same Bullwinkle voice.

1162
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 2: That was a cute little moment though. It was cute.

1163
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: I love that Steph is now the big sister mentoring

1164
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: the little sister. You know, it's just you kind of swapped. Yeah,

1165
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: you know where DJ was mentoring Steph five seeks ago,

1166
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: and now you're mentoring Michelle.

1167
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 2: I love it.

1168
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: So next we're in the kitchen, Danny and Joey are

1169
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: watching comments scarf down his lunch Danny congratulates the dog

1170
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: for cleaning his plate, and then he reminds Commet to

1171
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: do what he taught him. Comet picks up the bowl

1172
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: with his mouth and ops it into the sink. The

1173
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: audience cheers for the dog, who happily trots away.

1174
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 2: I can kids tell me that, right? I know.

1175
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,760
Speaker 1: I think you can train a dog, but much harder

1176
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: to train your kids. Danny tells Joey he can learn

1177
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 1: something from Comet.

1178
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 2: I mean, the dog's keeping it together. I know.

1179
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 3: Uh.

1180
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: Jesse walks in, looking bewildered from today's events. Danny walks

1181
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: up to him and congratulates him on having twins. Jesse

1182
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: congratulates him too, adding, boy, when you do something, you

1183
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: really do it. They ask Jesse where he's been all day,

1184
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: and Jesse tells them he was at the doctor's office.

1185
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: Danny checks his watch and points out that their appointment

1186
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: was three hours ago. Jesse admits, I forgot I had

1187
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: a car, well car, so he.

1188
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 2: Was just wandering around for three hours looking for the car.

1189
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 2: And he looks like, yeah, it's like where did that

1190
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 2: park that?

1191
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's at Wake Up San Francisco. But he admits,

1192
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: my head is just kind of jammed. Having a baby

1193
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: is great, but having twins. Danny tells him that twins

1194
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: are gonna be twice as great. Twice the love, twice,

1195
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 1: the hugs, twice the kisses. Then Danny magically duplicates right

1196
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: before our eyes. His twin has a five o'clock shadow,

1197
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: his shirt's unbuttoned to show most of his chest, and

1198
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: he's wearing two gold chains. The twin says, it's not

1199
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: that simple, Jesse, boy, twins are twice the feeding, twice

1200
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: the crying, twice the diapers, and twice the responsibility. Danny

1201
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: looks at his clone and asks, who are you? The

1202
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: man responds, I'm your evil twin, Manny Tanner, and Danny

1203
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: tells Manny that he needs a shower. This is so weird,

1204
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: but you can tell Bob is loving it, Like Bob

1205
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: is just loving doing this Manny Tanner bit.

1206
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 3: I was like, so are we all having a like

1207
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 3: a joint delusion?

1208
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 2: Then are we all?

1209
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 3: We're all and that we're all talking to it together, okay,

1210
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 3: and he noticed it.

1211
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: I think it's almost always Jesse that's having these like

1212
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: the fish eye weird delusions.

1213
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 2: Jesse and Michelle need to go, you know, to a

1214
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 2: real it.

1215
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, perhaps a psychiatrist even he could have some

1216
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 3: you know some it happens around early twenties, you know,

1217
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 3: schizoephective disorder can sort of take called.

1218
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 2: It could be something very problematic.

1219
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 3: It could be he's continually seeing strange things and he

1220
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 3: also has twins across the world. Like stop, ros, so

1221
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 3: this is it all comes back and it.

1222
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: All comes back to twins.

1223
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 2: You're right?

1224
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: Wow, Well, you know, somebody at the live show asked

1225
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: us that question, how would you turn full House into

1226
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: a soap opera? Here?

1227
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 2: Yet here? That's it. Everyone's everyone has an evil twin.

1228
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: Everybode has an evil twin. Some of them increase.

1229
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 3: Some of them are in San Francisco, some of them

1230
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 3: are in Lisbon.

1231
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like yeah, they're just all over the map.

1232
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 2: Yep.

1233
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: So uh. One of one of these people reminds Jesse

1234
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: that twins will mean twice as Oh yeah, Danny. Danny

1235
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: reminds Jesse that twins will mean twice as many I

1236
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: love you Daddy's and Jesse just rubs his eyes trying

1237
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 1: to make this hallucination stop. Manny tells Danny, you live

1238
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: in a bubble. You liceol loving hug freak. Jesse nervously

1239
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: looks at Joey, telling him he's really cracking up here.

1240
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: Joey guarantees that he'll make a great father, and then

1241
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: Joey's twin appears beside him, and he has a slick

1242
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: back ponytail.

1243
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 3: And sounds like uh, joe Peshy, Yes he does.

1244
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: The twin asks, what do you know? You're thirty three

1245
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: years old and you wear Scooby Doo pajamas. The Twin's

1246
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: not wrong, Yes, he's not wrong. Joey defends himself, just

1247
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:48,439
Speaker 1: the bottoms, and I suppose you're my evil twin? He responds, yeah,

1248
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: what was your first clue? Sherlock? The evil twin turns

1249
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 1: his gaze to Jesse. You can kiss your rock and

1250
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: roll days goodbye. You won't look so cool with a

1251
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: twin on each arm and a spit up rag on

1252
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: each shoulder. Joey frowns, you know, for an evil twin,

1253
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,439
Speaker 1: you're not very nice, and the twins snarkily responds, oh, good,

1254
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: come back and starts to laugh at him. Manny begins

1255
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: to laugh too, causing Danny and Joey to argue with

1256
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: each of their evil Twins. Jesse's just watching it all

1257
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: in complete and utter horror, before finally yelling for everyone to.

1258
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 3: Stop, as was I, yes, same I do. I'm like,

1259
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 3: is this really happening? Am I hallucinating? Are we all in? It?

1260
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 3: Has time stopped?

1261
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 2: Did we do? Like the out of this world thing?

1262
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: Like?

1263
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 2: Did we?

1264
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: Oh?

1265
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like the time?

1266
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: So? What is.

1267
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 2: This is? It's? It was? It was?

1268
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 3: It was just wasn't sure whose hallucination it was and

1269
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 3: how it was happening that they were all talking to

1270
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 3: each other.

1271
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know this this bit didn't

1272
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 1: really land for me. I enjoyed seeing Bob and Dave

1273
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 1: do these different bits. Oh yeah, this whole part just

1274
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: didn't really land for me. That's okay. Uh So the

1275
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: Evil Twins disappear. Jesse's relieved to see only Danny and Joey,

1276
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: but the guys look at Jesse with concern. Joey reminds

1277
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: him that he's been up all night, so he probably

1278
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 1: just needs some sleep.

1279
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 2: Okay, So none of that happened.

1280
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: None of that really, So Danny and Joey didn't see

1281
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: it happen. It was just the audience inside Jesse's head

1282
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: got it yeah.

1283
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 3: I mean that seems like it because they are like,

1284
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 3: what happened? We weren't there, we weren't just talking to

1285
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 3: our evil twins. So it feels so what happened? What

1286
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 3: were they doing? I'm pretty sure.

1287
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: We've put way more thought into this than the writers did.

1288
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 2: So I'm absolutely.

1289
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: Absolutely so. Jesse thinks otherwise, and then Comet runs in,

1290
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: and there's two of Comet. Finally Jesse's like, hey, you

1291
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: know what, maybe a nap wouldn't hurt. Next, Jesse walks

1292
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: into the living room and finds Michelle coloring. She asks

1293
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 1: if he wants to play, and he sighs now, shorty,

1294
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: I got a lot of stuff on my mind.

1295
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 2: Thanks.

1296
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: Michelle responds, a not so fast, mister, park it right

1297
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: here for a session. Even Michelle knows now she can

1298
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: I anticipate when he needs a session, you know. She

1299
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 1: points to the spot next to her. But Jesse says

1300
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: he just really doesn't want to talk right now. Michelle

1301
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 1: reminds me, when has that ever been the case? Never,

1302
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 1: she reminds him he always talks to her. Yeah, yes,

1303
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: And finally Jesse agrees with her. I guess you're right.

1304
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: I've been spilling my guts to you since before you

1305
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 1: were able to talk back, right like, They finally say

1306
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: what we've all.

1307
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 3: Been thinking this one and the end of the last one,

1308
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 3: Michelle the therapist, here's today.

1309
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: Michelle nods, spill those guts and Jesse asks if she's

1310
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,439
Speaker 1: heard about this twins thing, and Michelle responds, yes, I did.

1311
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of you. Jesse laughs, thank you. But

1312
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I'm just apprehensive, Michelle.

1313
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 2: What's the word you would use with a kindergarten.

1314
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: Michelle questions, appra What he explains, apprehensive, It means that

1315
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm nervous about the twins. This has got to be

1316
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: our little secret, okay, because I'm afraid to talk to

1317
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: the family about it.

1318
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 3: So I'm talking to a kindergarten. Kindergarten that's telling her

1319
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 3: not to tell anyone. This is tell the five year

1320
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 3: old to keep a secret.

1321
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 2: That really a big emotional thing.

1322
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, uh, he says.

1323
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: The family thinks of me as being so together and

1324
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 1: in control all the time. I just want them to

1325
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: see me like this.

1326
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 2: Like that, Jesse.

1327
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 3: I don't think that anyone in the house thinks of

1328
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 3: you as being so together and in control all the time.

1329
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: It's that doesn't matter what they think. Jesse thinks that

1330
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: that's what they think, right, so you know we're just

1331
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: in judging him.

1332
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 2: Uh. He sighs.

1333
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do, and Michelle says I do,

1334
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: and she yells at the top of her lungs Stephanie.

1335
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: Jesse asks, what are you doing? And Michelle explains Stephanie

1336
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: helped me at school. She's a genius.

1337
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when you got to see your therapist,

1338
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 3: therapist like that, you kill me, you know what I mean.

1339
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: It's like the grand therapist. You're like, yeah, gotta move

1340
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,479
Speaker 1: up the ranks, moving up in the rank. Steph runs

1341
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 1: in and asks what's wrong. Jesse tries to tell her

1342
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: it's nothing, but Michelle spills the beans. Uncle Jesse's apprehensive.

1343
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: That means nervous. Jesse tries to convince Stephanie that he's fine.

1344
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: He says, no offense. But I think you're just a

1345
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: little young for this problem. But Michelle isn't.

1346
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 2: I don't understand. He thinks of Michelle, yeah.

1347
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: And but everyone else is not. So I this is

1348
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 1: a very interesting psychology. And if there's any real life

1349
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: therapist listening to this, Please tell it, Please write in and.

1350
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 2: Explain to us the emotional burdening of a child.

1351
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Yeah, the parents of parentification

1352
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 3: sort of of a child. Yeah, the therapistification.

1353
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 1: This is why Michelle didn't return Fuller House, because she's like, like,

1354
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your listening to you.

1355
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 3: Yes.

1356
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: So Steph understands this, and then she takes the liberty

1357
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: of yelling out for DJ to come help. DJ comes

1358
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 1: running down the stairs and asks what's going on. Steff

1359
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: explains that Uncle Jesse is apprehensive.

1360
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 2: Again.

1361
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 1: Jesse tries to tell them he's fine. He says it's

1362
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: an adult thing, but.

1363
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 2: It is not. So DJ has the solution.

1364
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 1: She shouts at the top of her lungs, Dad, Joey, Aunt, Becky,

1365
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: Jesse's uncle, Jesse's apprehensive. Oh God. So now they all

1366
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: come running in and.

1367
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 2: Jesse tells them he's fine.

1368
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: He claims that he's just having a bad hair day,

1369
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: so he's a little apprehensive about his pH balance. But

1370
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: Michelle reminds him, you said you were apprehensive about the twins.

1371
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 1: Jesse frowns at his therapist and says, here's a new

1372
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: word for you. Blabbermouth like, I don't feel bad for you, Jesse.

1373
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 1: You walked right into this. You spilled your guts to

1374
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: a five year old and expected her to keep You live.

1375
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 3: In a house with the nosiest people ever, who are

1376
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 3: have not a boundary and are so in.

1377
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 2: Each other's business. You think this is gonna be a secret.

1378
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 3: No, yes, there's no patient doctor hacinating, hallucinating things in

1379
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 3: the kitchen.

1380
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out eventually.

1381
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 1: So Becky asks, I thought you were happy about the twins,

1382
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: and Jesse unconvincingly responds, I'm extremely happy. I'm thrilled. But

1383
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: he looks her in the eyes and finally admits I'm lying.

1384
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: He takes a seat and confesses I'm scared to death.

1385
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: Steff speaks up, Uncle Jesse, You're never scared. He shrugs, well,

1386
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 1: I've never been a father before. Having one kid is

1387
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 1: scary enough, but the of having two. DJ tells him

1388
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 1: he's the greatest uncle in the world, but he says

1389
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: that being an uncle is easy. He listens to a problem,

1390
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: throws in his two cents, and dumps the final decision on.

1391
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 2: The dad or Michelle or Michelle.

1392
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:18,720
Speaker 1: Now he'll be the one responsible his baby's lives are

1393
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 1: going to be in his hands. If he makes one

1394
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 1: wrong decision, he'll screw up two lives. He looks at

1395
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: his wife in sighs, Oh, I'm sorry, Becky. You must

1396
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: think I'm a real jerk. Becky takes a seat next

1397
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: to him and says, no, I'm just as scared as you. Oh.

1398
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 1: Jesse responds, Oh, great, who's gonna take care of our kids?

1399
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: They both smile, and Danny lets them in on a secret.

1400
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 1: What you guys are going through is perfectly normal. He

1401
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 1: takes a seat next to them and remembers, I was

1402
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: a nervous wreck the first time I became a parent,

1403
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,360
Speaker 1: but once you hold that little baby in your arms,

1404
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: you can't believe the feeling still terrifying. Yeah, it's still terrifying,

1405
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:03,679
Speaker 1: But I was like, that doesn't just go away.

1406
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 3: And you're like, oh, oh, I'm so happy you're here,

1407
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 3: and now I'm happy and terrified, And I didn't know

1408
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 3: I could feel those two things.

1409
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:10,719
Speaker 2: At the same time.

1410
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that terrified feeling lasts pretty much a full year,

1411
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,719
Speaker 1: at least a FULLI I'm.

1412
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,000
Speaker 3: Still terrified these children are going out with their friends

1413
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,960
Speaker 3: now and doing things I'm scared.

1414
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 1: To death to yet newborns and teenagers like be afraid.

1415
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 1: If I put it in a chair, it stayed. You know,

1416
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 1: they just cry a lot and you just wipe their poop.

1417
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 1: That's easy compared to teenagers. Yeah, so Joey chimes in.

1418
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: He tells them they're going to be great parents and

1419
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 1: they're all here whenever they need. Danny nods in agreement,

1420
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: telling Jesse, for the past four years, you've been living

1421
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: in this house and you've been Uncle Jesse. But now

1422
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to be Uncle Danny O. Your kids

1423
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,679
Speaker 1: are going to be so clean. Dj offers I'll babysit

1424
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:00,640
Speaker 1: my new cousins anytime except Friday and Saturday nights, and

1425
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: Steph adds I'll take Friday and Saturday until I start dating.

1426
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: Michelle tells them I'll help too, but no diapers. They

1427
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: make me apprehensive. Jesse smiles and thanks them all. He

1428
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,479
Speaker 1: admits he's still a little scared, but knowing that they're

1429
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 1: there to back him up makes him happy. Becky tells him,

1430
01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure that we're gonna make our share of mistakes,

1431
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: but one thing is for sure. No two kids are

1432
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,479
Speaker 1: gonna be loved more and he nods you can count

1433
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: on that. They give each other a kiss, and then

1434
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: Jesse excitedly tells the family that they have to see

1435
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:40,400
Speaker 1: their first baby picture. Everyone gathers around to look at

1436
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,839
Speaker 1: the sonogram and they all awe when they see the twins.

1437
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: And that's our show.

1438
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 2: We're off to baby Lamb. We're having twins. Ye everybody.

1439
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 1: Oh, this was a great opener.

1440
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 2: I thought it was.

1441
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 1: It sets up the rest of the season. I love

1442
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:02,879
Speaker 1: that Jess. I love how honest Jesse is in this episode.

1443
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 1: You know, it's a very relatable feeling.

1444
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 2: Yes, it was.

1445
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:09,600
Speaker 3: And I think also like the feeling that like you

1446
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 3: have to that you can't say anything, that you're nervous,

1447
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And I think a lot

1448
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 3: of new parents go through that, even after you have

1449
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 3: the baby. You know, Oh yeah, you're like, I don't

1450
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:21,360
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is I don't know what

1451
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 3: I'm doing.

1452
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 2: I don't know how if I'm settled into that. I

1453
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 2: don't know if I like this yet, I don't know

1454
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:25,320
Speaker 2: what I'm doing.

1455
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 3: This is, this is overwhelming, and you know, I just

1456
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 3: think a lot of people think, like, oh, you can't

1457
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 3: say that, because somehow it makes you.

1458
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: Say, don't yeah, to be a parent or to no,

1459
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: it's just it's a lot, it's a big deal.

1460
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 2: And it was Yeah, it was nice to see, you know.

1461
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 3: Kind of that be addressed between Jesse and Becky at

1462
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,160
Speaker 3: the end, Jackie, if you will, Jackie.

1463
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, Jackie, No, it was.

1464
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 2: It was great.

1465
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 1: It's it's pregnancy and childbirth. It's not all sunshine and rainbows.

1466
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 1: People think, oh, it's a magical time, and I'm like, no,

1467
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 1: it's not. It's filled with a lot of apprehension and

1468
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,559
Speaker 1: worry and yes, let's be honest about our feelings instead

1469
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 1: of pretending like everything is.

1470
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's yeah, becoming a parent isn't easy or

1471
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 3: you know, just all yeah, like you said, sunshine and roses.

1472
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 2: It can be a lot.

1473
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,320
Speaker 1: It could be a lot.

1474
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 3: So I will say hats off to all the parents

1475
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 3: of like twins, twins, triplets and up. I do I

1476
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,920
Speaker 3: don't know, I yeah, I mean how you do it? Yeah,

1477
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 3: I don't know how you do it. I mean you

1478
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 3: just do it because you have to, you know what

1479
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 3: I mean. Like you, it's just they show up.

1480
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 2: You're like, well, yes, we're here, you know we're here.

1481
01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:39,680
Speaker 3: But but yeah, oh, gosh, it would be really really overwhelming,

1482
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 3: so overwhelming.

1483
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 1: Yep, these are natural, natural reactions, and I thought it

1484
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 1: was really well done.

1485
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, except it's weird hallucination, weird middle, well, the weird

1486
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 2: hallucination in the middle.

1487
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:56,479
Speaker 3: Uh, the the mention of Danny calling DJ just saying

1488
01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 3: that she looks sexy. It was a little odd.

1489
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, some weird stuff and a couple.

1490
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:04,640
Speaker 3: Of you know, but overall, it was a really cute storyline.

1491
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 2: We're just being silly with our just look and silly stuff, but.

1492
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 3: No, it was a it was a cute storyline, and

1493
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:10,559
Speaker 3: I'm very excited to see kind of what happens over

1494
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:12,559
Speaker 3: over season five.

1495
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, with the babies and stuff.

1496
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:17,640
Speaker 3: I mean, how my goodness, how much bigger did you get?

1497
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:19,800
Speaker 1: We have at least ten weeks to go, because I

1498
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,400
Speaker 1: think the babies are born around episode ten, so yeah,

1499
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:24,599
Speaker 1: she's going to be growing, you grow, right in those

1500
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:29,160
Speaker 1: last two and a half months. Yeah, so yeah, poor Becky, Yeah,

1501
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,799
Speaker 1: poor Becky. My back hurt's just looking at her.

1502
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,519
Speaker 2: I know, right, don't envy?

1503
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,320
Speaker 1: Did you have any everywhere you looks?

1504
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:35,840
Speaker 2: I did?

1505
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,400
Speaker 3: Oh good, I did in the classroom of course, in

1506
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:44,800
Speaker 3: Steph's classroom. Directly next to me was Hillary's wick Shoal's daughter,

1507
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:49,960
Speaker 3: and directly behind Ashley or Mary kay whoever. I think

1508
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:51,640
Speaker 3: it was Mary Kate that was in that scene with

1509
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 3: me directly behind her, Uh was Jamie his son? Oh

1510
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, so Jamie and Hillary were both were

1511
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,400
Speaker 3: both in that right and they're always just right prominently

1512
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 3: placed because that's Joel was like, Hey, when you're the director,

1513
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:08,439
Speaker 3: you get to be the director's kid and you get

1514
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 3: the shot.

1515
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: Joel, Joel knows how to set a shot so they

1516
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:12,519
Speaker 1: can be seen us.

1517
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 2: But no, it was that.

1518
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 3: That was the everywhere you look that I had in

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Speaker 3: that's great in that I don't I didn't have any others,

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Speaker 3: did you.

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Speaker 1: I just have one not related to any of the

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01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:27,320
Speaker 1: background actors. But your dress has that little cinch clip.

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01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 1: Yes, I love those cinch clips from the nineties because the.

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01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 3: Dresses were like big, sort of like root, you know whatever,

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01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:37,479
Speaker 3: and then you would yeah, you just kind of clipped

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01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 3: it in the back.

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01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great way.

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01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 1: Just yeah, kind of sind it in a little bit.

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01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 2: Those were big. You put them on jackets, oh, put

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01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:46,960
Speaker 2: them on dresses. Loved them. They would bring them back

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01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,559
Speaker 2: if I think, because you know what, sometimes I'm like,

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01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 2: I could it just.

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01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 1: As a little just a little lousy. Yeah, yeah, you

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01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: just need a little bit, there's just a little cinch.

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01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:57,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well, you know what I'm gonna. I

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01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:58,400
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna.

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01:14:58,439 --> 01:15:00,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring these back. It's my it's my goal

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01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:01,800
Speaker 3: for twenty twenty five.

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01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 2: New idea.

1541
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,759
Speaker 1: Well, we'll have how rude label.

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01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 2: Yes, Tanto's scrunchies.

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01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 3: I Howard dan Rito scrutch you might actually got awesome,

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01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,360
Speaker 3: but I heard dan Rito scrunchy and uh and yeah

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01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 3: a little jacket clip, little citch clip moment.

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01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's do it. We're just so ridiculous.

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01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, no, that was I didn't have a ton

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01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 3: of other everywhere.

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01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 1: He looks, Oh, those were great ones.

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01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 2: Busy looking manny. And it was Joey's twins name did he?

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01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if n name Joe Petci, I don't know.

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01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 2: I Joey and yeah, Joey, Joey and Joe. Yeah, let's

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01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 2: call that.

1554
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 3: Well, guys, thank you for joining us for the opening

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01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,920
Speaker 3: of season five. We are here. We're excited. This is

1556
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 3: going to be a fun one, So thank you. So

1557
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,400
Speaker 3: much for joining us fan rito's. We love you guys,

1558
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 3: and uh, you know the deal. If you want to

1559
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:56,759
Speaker 3: find us on Instagram, you can find us at Howard Podcast.

1560
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 3: You can send us emails at Howard podcast at gmail

1561
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 3: dot com. Uh, and make sure you're liking and subscribing

1562
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:05,080
Speaker 3: to the podcast on whatever platform you're listening to it

1563
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 3: so that you get all the new ones as soon

1564
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,839
Speaker 3: as they come out, which I am not even.

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01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,639
Speaker 2: Sure what days of the week they come out anymore.

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01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:16,360
Speaker 1: Tuesdays Wednesdays changed and changed to Tuesday mornings.

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01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,760
Speaker 2: Right, Tuesday mornings we were used in.

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01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,080
Speaker 1: Yes, we changed it officially to Tuesday mornings.

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01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 2: Okay, got it? Yeah, Tuesday Morning episode.

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01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:27,400
Speaker 3: And visit our merch store howarude merch dot com. Uh no,

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01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 3: we don't have Howard scrunches or cinch clips.

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01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:31,679
Speaker 1: Uh it's yet.

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01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:34,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we'll see if the demand is there,

1574
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 2: leave us a comment.

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01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,640
Speaker 3: Uh but yeah, Howard Merch dot com and uh, we

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01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 3: will see you guys next time. So remember the world

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01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:49,160
Speaker 3: is small. The house is full of cinch clips, full

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01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 3: of them there everywhere they.

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01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,280
Speaker 2: Go with every outfit. They're on the curtains.

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01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:56,280
Speaker 3: You can they're on the I'm I'm I'm cinching the

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01:16:56,320 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 3: back of the couch. I'm making one out of the

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01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 3: couch material and I'm gonna put it just scouches looking

1583
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,040
Speaker 3: a little blousy, you know, needed they needed a waistline.

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01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 2: There. There we go. Can't go wrong with the cinch clip. No,

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01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,880
Speaker 2: is that what they're even called. I don't know they're

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01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 2: called that.

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01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,040
Speaker 1: Dress clip, but that's what we're calling them.

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01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,000
Speaker 2: That's what it is, all.

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01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 3: Right, full everywhere, so many, so much cinching.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye,