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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, can we talk about first world problems? We were

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Speaker 2: talking about this during the song earlier. You were talking about, yeah,

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Speaker 2: a massage problem. Right, Yes, I.

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Speaker 3: Got a massage. I haven't gotten one in so long.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my body's so tired, I mean massage.

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Speaker 3: I got one and it was amazing, and now my

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Speaker 3: upper back hurt. She really got in there.

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Speaker 2: And it's really it's like, you got a massage. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well it's boy, that's smarts. Whatever.

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Speaker 3: I was like, don't even complain about it. You got

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Speaker 3: a massage, Shut up, it hurts.

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Speaker 2: All right. Let me give you another first world problem,

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Speaker 2: massage problem. I went and had a massage last night,

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Speaker 2: and I've never had such a bad massage in my life.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it was as if this woman has never

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Speaker 2: ever studied or I don't even know how she got

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Speaker 2: a job.

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Speaker 1: They gave you the.

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Speaker 2: Probably Yeah, she's probably on the bench like most of

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Speaker 2: your football team, Yeah, exactly, the j Anyway, so she

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Speaker 2: started in and I have it was ninety minutes, okay,

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Speaker 2: and so I'm thinking, dear God, how much longer? And

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Speaker 2: what do you do? Do you say you know what

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Speaker 2: I've I've changed my mind to believe that's.

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Speaker 1: The worst show. I have to say. When you're in

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Speaker 1: the middle of it and you want it to be over,

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Speaker 1: you're like, this is not cool.

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Speaker 2: Well it was so bad about it?

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Speaker 3: Was it painful? Or was she just not getting in there?

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Speaker 2: Was it was everything? She did not get in there

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Speaker 2: where she needed to get in there, and she got

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Speaker 2: in there where she shouldn't. Like my calves. Today it

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Speaker 2: feels like someone took a baseball bat and beat my calves.

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Speaker 3: Geeze, my gosh, I think you should be allowed to

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Speaker 3: retrust someone else in the middle of it.

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Speaker 2: In the middle, Okay, stop stop it. It was a

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Speaker 2: ninety it was a ninety minute massage. It felt like

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Speaker 2: seventeen hours, it really did. It felt like a plane

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Speaker 2: trip to Europe. Another first world problem. Yes, Nate, what

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Speaker 2: I switched to men only.

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Speaker 4: I'd had a couple of bad experiences with female massage

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Speaker 4: therapist suits and so only men now I feel like

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Speaker 4: you should try that. I mean, you kind of have.

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Speaker 1: Well, I had the worst I had the worst massage

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Speaker 1: I ever had from a guy named Elvis. That was

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Speaker 1: the name of the massuse and he has since been fired.

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Speaker 1: From this place.

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Speaker 2: But let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: This guy flipped me around like you all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, flip flip, throwing my body all over the

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Speaker 1: My arms were flailid. I'm like, And after the massage,

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Speaker 1: I went to the front desk and I go, I'm

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Speaker 1: not so sure what I just experienced, but I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure that's not what it was supposed to happen. And

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Speaker 1: he was let go not much after that. I think

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Speaker 1: a lot of people complain.

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Speaker 3: Did he put his dinger on your phonet? And he

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Speaker 3: did not that I know.

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Speaker 1: He did not beat his dinger.

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Speaker 2: He didn't dong you no, like Gandhi calls it donging.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, back to each thing, only men allowed to massage him.

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Speaker 2: Gandhi seemed a little perturbed over that line. What's wrong, Gandhi?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I could appreciate hat you wanting to switch

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Speaker 3: it up, but I don't think that you can blame

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Speaker 3: all the women for giving you a terrible massage.

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Speaker 4: Okay, On the whole, you kind of want somebody with

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Speaker 4: strong hands. Yeah, and so it's not a foregone conclusion

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Speaker 4: that the woman doing your massage is going to have

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Speaker 4: very meaty hands.

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Speaker 2: And pause. It trusts me.

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Speaker 4: If you know, they come out and they look like

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Speaker 4: they could play in the NFL, great, I'm all for it.

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Speaker 4: But I kind of want big, strong hands and you're

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Speaker 4: only really going to get that in the big meaty guy.

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Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, you've had a bad run of yeah monsiewurs

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Speaker 2: or whatever a woman is whatever. Yeah, I've had my

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Speaker 2: best massages have been from women. Yeah, me too, But

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Speaker 2: I will say this, she was really bad. It took forever.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm still there, it's still going on.

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Speaker 2: You are, hey talking about the guy Elvis who was

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Speaker 2: massaging you who got fired. Yeah, this is this is

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Speaker 2: I don't mean to make fun. There is a there's

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Speaker 2: a spa that's kind of famous downtown Manhattan, and there

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Speaker 2: was a guy in there who was getting a little

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Speaker 2: too into women's private areas where it was massaging, and

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Speaker 2: which is awful. And I'm not making fun of that

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Speaker 2: at all. It may be very clear awful. So he

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Speaker 2: was reported, it actually made the newspaper. He was reported,

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Speaker 2: and he was fired, and this huge, huge amount of

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Speaker 2: women got so mad that he was fired because they

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Speaker 2: were going to him like four times a week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah for everyone. Yeah, but that happened in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: I told you that there was a massage place, and

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden it got, you know, shut down

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Speaker 1: because of the same thing. And a lot of my

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Speaker 1: friends go, haha, now I know why my husband wanted

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Speaker 1: to go there so often. That made sense.

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Speaker 2: Now, look, I'm Gandhi, No, my.

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Speaker 3: Place has very clear signage we do not do that.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh that Indica, maybe you do.

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Speaker 1: The people who took all this in this place, it

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Speaker 1: says keep your underwear on.

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Speaker 3: No, I think I told you guys this, But my

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Speaker 3: the place I used to go to all the time,

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Speaker 3: they got shut down and they had the sketchiest voicemail

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Speaker 3: as to why. Their reason. Literally just said we're closed

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Speaker 3: for two months because for some reason.

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Speaker 2: Okay, soon broke the underwear ruble or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and Diamond had never gotten a massage, and we

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Speaker 3: went on our off the grid trip she got her

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Speaker 3: first one. She came out and she said, I think

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Speaker 3: I'm dating this woman. I love her so much. I've

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Speaker 3: never been touched so intimately in my life.

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Speaker 2: Well, look again, I'm not saying that that is permissible

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Speaker 2: or good at all, but it's kind of interesting how

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Speaker 2: people expect different levels of service when it comes to massaging,

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Speaker 2: asked Nate. And he grew up in Eerie, Pennsylvania, where

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Speaker 2: apparently there was a place in town that used to

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Speaker 2: go to all the time. Yeah, well, can I say that, Elvis?

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Speaker 4: I don't think you just did well. Places would get

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Speaker 4: busted for.

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Speaker 2: Can I say this? They call it?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I think yeah, okay, you know, yes, it happens everywhere. Danielle,

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Speaker 2: rather than giving the term who's he on the phone with?

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Speaker 2: This is making an appointment? What do you do? All right? Well,

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Speaker 2: we got to get into the Danielle report while you're

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Speaker 2: doing that.

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Speaker 1: Okay? What?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Scary? What am I the only person who hates massages?

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Speaker 2: I detest them. I don't like massages. I feel weird.

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Speaker 2: I can't relax, and I know that you're supposed to

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Speaker 2: end up relaxing, but I don't want them. You're not alone.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people don't like massages. What about you, Froggy?

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Speaker 2: Do you like massages?

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Speaker 5: I do like massages, but I don't want to go

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Speaker 5: to one of those places that rhymes with shack. I

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Speaker 5: don't want to go to one of those places like

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Speaker 5: I always hears something. Oh, there's one of those down

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Speaker 5: the street. I don't want to go there. No, I'm

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Speaker 5: all good. I want to go to a reputable place,

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Speaker 5: is doing a good service. I don't want anything else.

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Speaker 2: No, thank you. Wait, what what rhymes with shack? Jackshack? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Is that what they call him?

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Speaker 5: Yes, there's one down, there's one here and in X

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Speaker 5: jack's here, and yes there's it's known to be a

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Speaker 5: jack shack. You go there and.

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Speaker 2: Before Nate with someone Wait, hold on, we gotta tell Nate.

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Speaker 2: Nate was talking to.

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Speaker 4: Try to get somebody on the I'm trying to get

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Speaker 4: his name.

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Speaker 2: I can't listen to me. Yes, Jess is going to

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Speaker 2: have to hold uh. The term from Froggy is a

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Speaker 2: jack shack. We called them weenie whacken joints. God, it's

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Speaker 2: such a visual.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: You know Scotty Beech has booked a trip to Froggy.

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Speaker 3: Scotty said he can't get massages because he just lives

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Speaker 3: in fear the whole time that something's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: I can't do it, Scotty