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Speaker 1: signed for your phone tap. And today we call a

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Speaker 1: guy who, after years of preparations, decided to rent out

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Speaker 1: his own home for the first time on Airbnb. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: that's nerve wracking. He's currently on vacation for the Thanksgiving holiday,

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Speaker 1: and little does he know, his wife set him up

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Speaker 1: to get a call on his emergency line from the

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Speaker 1: first person who's staying there. And that person is our

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Speaker 1: own Jose Bolognos. It's one of the weirder holiday phone

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Speaker 1: taps we've ever done, saying very weird, weird, it's it's weird. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear it's happening right now. It's another

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties to me. I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, this is Stuart. I sorry to bug you.

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Speaker 1: My name is Paul, my wife Barbe and I are

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Speaker 1: running your airbnb Okay, is there something wrong or well?

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Speaker 1: I definitely need to talk to somebody. So I called

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Speaker 1: this number that's next to the phone. It says emergencies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: is there a problem with the place or what's going on? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering, do you have any butter lying

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Speaker 1: around here? I couldn't find any. I looked everywhere. Well,

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Speaker 1: we don't really provide the food. How about like, um,

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Speaker 1: what's that called BAM, like the oil spray or RWD

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Speaker 1: forty like anything like that. Yeah, no, again, that's that's

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Speaker 1: something that we don't provide. We provide you know, the

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Speaker 1: place itself. And uh, if you don't mind my asking,

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Speaker 1: what is this have to do with an emergency? Well?

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Speaker 1: This is kind of embarrassing. Um, I'm stuck. You're stuck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't get out, man. I could you just come

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Speaker 1: down here real quick and help me. I promise it'll

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Speaker 1: be really quick. Are you liking the bathroom and the

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Speaker 1: handle fell off or something? What's happening? I wish I

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Speaker 1: wish it was that simple. Listen, you need to tell

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Speaker 1: me what's going on right now? Okay, is there an emergency? First?

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Speaker 1: Before I tell you? You cannot judge me. You have

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Speaker 1: to promise me right now. No, I won't judge. I

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Speaker 1: just need to know what's going on. Okay, you're in

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Speaker 1: my house? Is there? Do I need to call someone?

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Speaker 1: What's happening? I'm I'm stuck in a turkey? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Well? What does that even mean? Here's

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Speaker 1: what happened. I was preparing my special Thanksgiving dish and

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Speaker 1: I thought I was going to be taking gas medicine

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Speaker 1: before dinner, right, but the pill was a viagra instead.

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Speaker 1: What am I right? I mean? I thought you said

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Speaker 1: you were stuck. How is that being stuck? I think

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Speaker 1: you can use your imagination on that one. Wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: are you are you calling to tell me that you

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Speaker 1: got your stuck in a turkey? Is that what you're

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Speaker 1: calling to tell me? Yeah, sir, what you do in

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Speaker 1: your own private time is fine with me. But you're

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Speaker 1: calling the emergency number. Okay, Well, there's something wrong with

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Speaker 1: the house. There's something wrong with you physically. You need

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Speaker 1: me to call someone. That's what the numbers for. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Could you call your neighbors for me and tell them

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Speaker 1: that everything's okay because they looked pretty freaked out when

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Speaker 1: I saw them outside. Wait, hold, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: what's going on with the neighbors. The neighbors. Can they

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Speaker 1: see you? Well? I was named it covered in Turkey, Greece.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't get it off. Don't be mad at me, bro,

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Speaker 1: Remember we said no judging here. Okay, So I jumped

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Speaker 1: in their pool. Why would you go to the neighbors

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Speaker 1: and jump in there? This wouldn't have happened if you

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Speaker 1: would have just had butter, Look, this is none of

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Speaker 1: this is my fault. And now I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: call a neighbors and tell them why a naked dude

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Speaker 1: came over with sell overs. It wasn't It was a turkey.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it could have been something from the Turkey

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Speaker 1: on there, but it was just a whole turkey. Can

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Speaker 1: you just shut up for a second, off hit. They

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Speaker 1: probably already called the police. Yeah, you know what, you're

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Speaker 1: probably right. The police maybe on the way. That's why

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Speaker 1: I need you to come down here and just grab

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Speaker 1: the other end and just help yank this off. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'll put it one way, you pull the other, and

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Speaker 1: then I can do the week. I'm not doing that, sir, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm in your airbnb, sir, this is your responsibility. This

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Speaker 1: turkey is on your property. You know what you need

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Speaker 1: to Just get in your car, get out of my house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a refund. Just get out of the house. Okay, okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm sorry to put you through this, man,

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Speaker 1: and just just tell Bella that I said happy Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: Give her a kiss in the mouth for me too.

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Speaker 1: Please Wait a minute, hold on, you know Bella? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this was all her idea. This is the frank man

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Speaker 1: kidding me right, this is actually saying from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, we're doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your wife, Bella. Man, she

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Speaker 1: set you up. She said you were worried about running

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Speaker 1: out your airbnb for the first time when you were

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Speaker 1: on vacations, so she wanted us to best with you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was, Oh my god, a turkey on

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Speaker 1: your hey, oh my god. If you want, I'll save

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Speaker 1: you a drumstick. Bro. No, I'm good. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: On Moving ninety two point five