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Speaker 1: is here. Have no fear. Welcome to the Zone of Disruption,

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Speaker 1: the Iron Dome of Disruption. I hope everybody's feeling good.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody's feeling safe. I hope everybody's hanging in

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Speaker 1: former m v P. Anyway, my name is Michael Rappaport.

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Speaker 1: This is he I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast coming live

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Speaker 1: as I am podcasting. But they are available right now,

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Speaker 1: My guy Ray Spanish, I say, Ray the funk, Ray,

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Speaker 1: it was what I go. Ray sweater is now almost

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Speaker 1: I showed him that. He's looking at my wrists. The

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Speaker 1: It's it's kind of a big announcement. You guys are

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Speaker 1: don't want say big news, but it's sort of big news.

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Speaker 1: this is this is kind of big news. November. Next Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: the New York Knicks are playing a home game in

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Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. I think you know where I'm going Novem.

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Speaker 1: Knicks are hosting the Los Angeles Lakers, the team that

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Speaker 1: has Russell Westbrook, the team that has Anthony Davis, the

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Speaker 1: team that has Dwight Howard, oh yeah, and the team

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Speaker 1: that has Lebron James. Do you hear that? Do you

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Speaker 1: hear that? That's would November the green old man dingo me,

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Speaker 1: Captain coldis from the caucas Mountains, me, the inflamed Oshkenazi

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Speaker 1: will be making his return to Madison Square Garden. On

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Speaker 1: that would on that lumber, okay, on that pine, on

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Speaker 1: that oak, on that maple, on that sweet sweet cherry,

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Speaker 1: that motherfucking mahogany, that cedar whoa, oh my god. Now,

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Speaker 1: as of now, I don't know if Lebron James is

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Speaker 1: playing Okay, Oh he'll be there, and everybody's saying he's

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Speaker 1: on the way back because the Lakers they need him.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing here, Lebron. We we

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Speaker 1: don't know what the injury is. I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Are you're not able to heal? Can you? They're flying

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Speaker 1: restrictions to get to Germany. Do you need that blood spun?

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Speaker 1: Because it's gonna be the same way, Just like with

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady, I don't want Lebron James to leave. It

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be as fun watching, cheering, rooting or hating

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Speaker 1: for the NBA when Lebron James leaves. I want him

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Speaker 1: healthy and I want him healthy. November in the Guarden,

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Speaker 1: Remember when you were flipping bottles, Duke in the garden?

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Speaker 1: I do Myles, Jordan, if you have that clip from

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Speaker 1: when he was flipping bottles, play it. Lebron James was

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Speaker 1: trying to do that water bottle challenge where he has

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Speaker 1: it land and stand up. That's what it's been reduced

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Speaker 1: to unsuccessfully. I might add, but I remember when you

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Speaker 1: were flipping bottles in the garden like ship was sweet, mad, disrespectful,

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Speaker 1: the same place that Andre the Giant threw down with

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Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan, the same place that Ali and Fraser went

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Speaker 1: toe to toe for fifteen incredible rounds of heavy weight boxing,

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Speaker 1: The same place that Frank Sinatra sang, The same place

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Speaker 1: where Willis Reid got shot up with a ginormous needle

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Speaker 1: and came back out to lead the New York Knicks

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Speaker 1: to their nineteen seventy championship. Your bottle flipping, you're doing

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Speaker 1: water bottle flips in the world's most famous arena, and

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Speaker 1: it is the world's most famous arena because, in case

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Speaker 1: you haven't heard, the Staples Center as of Christmas Day

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Speaker 1: ain't the Staples Center no more. Sorry guys, Sorry Ben Bahler,

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Speaker 1: Sorry Los Angeles Laker fans. The Staples Center on Christmas

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Speaker 1: Day will be called the Crypto dot Com Arena. It

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Speaker 1: already ain't the fabulous form Yes Shack, Yes, Kobe did incredible,

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Speaker 1: incredible things there. Crypto dot Com spent seven hundred mill

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Speaker 1: yon to take over the name rights for twenty years

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Speaker 1: from the Staples Center, and it's happening in a matter

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Speaker 1: of weeks. Sorry, you can't take over the name of

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Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. You know why it's called Madison Square Garden.

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Speaker 1: Of course they have sponsors. There's nothing more um valuable

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Speaker 1: than Madison Square Garden. Crypto dot com that's where you play.

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Speaker 1: That should sounds funked up, but seven hundred mills, seven

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Speaker 1: hundred mill it's a lot of money to spend for

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Speaker 1: the rights to a name of an arena, and they

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Speaker 1: spent it. They got it. Bye Bye Staples, By By Memories,

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Speaker 1: Bye By Shack, Kobe, Phil Jackson, Metal World Piece, those championships,

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Speaker 1: justin timber Lake, justin bieber those iconic concerts that come on.

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Speaker 1: None of that compares to the fucking garden. Boston Garden

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Speaker 1: is gone, Chicago Stadium is gone. The world's most famous arena,

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Speaker 1: win loser, draw will always be the most iconic arena

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Speaker 1: in the world. The energy is electric, the fans, the vibe,

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Speaker 1: the same place the Rolling Stones played in the sixties

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Speaker 1: and the seventies. Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, j F. K.

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Speaker 1: He probably went from giving speeches there for the at

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Speaker 1: the Democratic National Convention to stop in to Sugar Dicken,

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Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe. It all happened in there. Everything, Elton John

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Speaker 1: So many great fights. Okay, you ain't knocking down you

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Speaker 1: ain't renaming Madison Square Garden and me me, I'll be

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Speaker 1: there on the twenty three, y'all. Oh yeah, I'll be

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Speaker 1: there on the twenty three, y'all, on that cherry, on

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Speaker 1: that maple, on that motherfucking oak. Oh yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: you're excited, because I'm excited. I ain't been in the

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Speaker 1: garden to watch a basketball game in a while, in

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Speaker 1: a long while. I was there to watch M M A.

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Speaker 1: I saw my guy, Nate Diaz getting on with Jorge Masdeville.

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Speaker 1: I was there for some other fights UFC, but that

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Speaker 1: also at the Nets game the other night. A couple

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Speaker 1: of nights ago. I saw the Nets play the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Speaker 1: I saw that fuck he saw me. They know when

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Speaker 1: I'm coming to the arena. I betual they give it.

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Speaker 1: They know I was on that. It was on that maple, okay,

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Speaker 1: that birch, that beach, that hickory, that Douglas fur I

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Speaker 1: The owner was there, he was, he saw me. He

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Speaker 1: knows who the funk I am. The NBA knows who

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Speaker 1: I Michael Rappaport, You know who I am. Anyway, uh,

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Speaker 1: do my comedy shows to deal with hecklers. I I

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Speaker 1: don't look for any of that. It you understand. The

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Speaker 1: night before, the Brooklyn net fans were cheering m v

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Speaker 1: P m v P m VP for Steph Curry while

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00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: he was shipping all over the Brooklyn Nets. And I

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Speaker 1: was thinking to myself, I've heard this happen before, but

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Speaker 1: I've never heard this happen before in Brooklyn. I've heard

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Speaker 1: this happen before. It might have. I've heard this happened

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Speaker 1: in other arenas Steph goes there. They did it for Kobe,

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Speaker 1: they've done it for Lebron. You know, if you're if

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Speaker 1: you're that dude, they'll do it in other cities if

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Speaker 1: you're having a great game. It's kind of a form

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Speaker 1: of respect. I would never do it, even for Steph.

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00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: I just don't do that. But having it done in

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn while Durant is playing for the Brooklyn Nets, and

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00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: Durant is a quote unquote m VP candidate and he's

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Speaker 1: the quote unquote best player alive right now, is like

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Speaker 1: Steph Curry coming in Long Dick and Kevin Durant whiz

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Speaker 1: and Kevin Durant sitting there, and the Whiz is saying,

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Speaker 1: m v P, m v P, m v P. It's disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: They disrespected you in your own crib and you didn't

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Speaker 1: do nothing. They beat the ship out of the Nets,

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Speaker 1: and of course it's one game. Durant didn't play that good.

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00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: James Harden just does not look like himself and ain't

647
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: about the fouls and the coals and all that stuff.

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00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: He don't look like himself. He's still great, but he

649
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: don't look like himself. This is not a championship basketball team.

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Speaker 1: I just was bugging. I was like, Yo, who are

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Speaker 1: these fans that are screaming m v It has to

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00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: be kids, because any dude from Brooklyn, even if you're

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Speaker 1: a grown up, claiming to be a Brooklyn Nets fan,

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Speaker 1: which I'm gonna get to You just can't do that.

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Speaker 1: You can't scream m v P while the next man

656
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: is skating all up in your whis it's road. It's disrespectful,

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Speaker 1: it's humiliating. Do you think that if Durant came to

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Speaker 1: the New Gold State Warriors Arena and was lighting them

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Speaker 1: up this year and they'll be there, you think that

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Speaker 1: those fans would cheer m v P for him. Get

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Speaker 1: the funk outta here. No, they got their own m

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00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: v P. Even if he was lightening them up. They

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Speaker 1: wouldn't cheer m VP for him. That's some weak ass ship.

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Speaker 1: They would never do that. I don't think they would.

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Speaker 1: Am I wrong? I I don't think they would. But

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Speaker 1: they did it in Brooklyn because these fans of the

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets, the younger ones, listen, they grew up being

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets fans. Okay, in twenty thirty years, these will

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Speaker 1: be die hard fans, but you ain't die hard fans yet.

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Speaker 1: I had three people, and it happened the last time

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00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: I was at Barclay's. Two people said it to me.

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00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: But this time watching the Cleveland Cavaliers. When I got

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Speaker 1: there and at halftime, I had two people. Before the

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Speaker 1: game and one person and a halftime go. I heard

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Speaker 1: him say it and they were like, Mike rab oh,

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Speaker 1: you're a big Knicks fan. Then I had another guy

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Speaker 1: when I was getting my I was getting some candy.

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Speaker 1: They have free candy there where I was sitting, they

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Speaker 1: got free candy. I don't want to tell my wife

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00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: because if she heard that I was eating J Junior

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00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: met she would get fucking wacky. But I was in

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Speaker 1: there in the little candy store getting my candy. This

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Speaker 1: this this duf ball with one eyebrow goes, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing here? You're a big Knicks fan? I go,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing here? He goes, I got tickets

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00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: too close to yours? I go, what are you a

687
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: big Brooklyn Nets fan? You grew up a Brooklyn Nets fan.

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00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: This guy's forty some years fat. He's really asking me

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Speaker 1: what am I doing? I like, funk is you talking about?

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00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: But I knew he was talking was what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You're a big Knicks fan? He was. I was a

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Speaker 1: new Jersey Nets fan. I go where you were? You were?

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Speaker 1: You're a new Jersey Nets fan. I got. I'm a

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Speaker 1: basketball fan. I go where the funk I want to

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00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: go because I'm just asking up as I know you're

696
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: not just asking you with your girlfriend. I'm not. I'm

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00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: a fan rapp pornic, I know. But just the way

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00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: you said it, it's like some Joe Patchy ships easy

699
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: to say things. The way you said it was a

700
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: little weird. But I'm thinking of myself in other places

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00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: that when you go to the garden, they don't go

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00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: who this goes a big Brooklyn Nets and they don't

703
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Speaker 1: give a fuck. You're in Boston. They don't say oh that,

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00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: they don't care. The Brooklyn Nets fans they're confused. They

705
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: have an inferiority complex, and especially if they're over thirty

706
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: years old. You didn't go up at Brooklyn Nets fan.

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00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: You're what you call a band wagoner and you guys

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00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: are not winning a championship. This, this experiment is fucked

709
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: up because the leader of the bandwagon, Kokie Kyrie Irving,

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Speaker 1: the voiceless voice for the voiceless, stay with me. I'll

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00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: break it down again, the voiceless voice for the voiceless,

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Speaker 1: he ain't coming back. That team is not likable. They're

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Speaker 1: not a cohesive group. They're not fun. They don't look

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00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: like they're having fun. They got no distinct personality, They

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Speaker 1: have no distinct style. And Kyrie Irving, who said he

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Speaker 1: was the voice of the voiceless, who's now the voiceless

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Speaker 1: leader for the voiceless. He fucked them all over. And

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Speaker 1: I'm glad because he said you were gonna spin on somebody.

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Speaker 1: You're a ring chaser, Durant, James Hardy, you guys are

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Speaker 1: ring chasers. You're not getting a ring. This experiment is

721
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Speaker 1: not going to get it done. And I know there's trades,

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Speaker 1: big trades coming up December fift don't matter. It ain't happening.

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Speaker 1: It ain't fucking happening. The voiceless Voice for the Voiceless

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Speaker 1: fucked you guys. And if Durant is the greatest player

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Speaker 1: in the world, and if James Harden is the greatest

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00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: score ever, and you guys can't win a championship on

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00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: your own with the pieces that you have, with smoking

728
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: Joe Harris and the rest of them, we have to

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00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: start rethinking these titles that we are calling you the

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Speaker 1: best player in the world. Lebron did it. He had

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Speaker 1: g league motherfucker's whim. They came back three to one. Okay,

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00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: against the greatest regular season team ever came back, and

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Speaker 1: you ain't Lebron. He just different players, sick, better score.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't control the tempo, doesn't control the game, doesn't

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Speaker 1: inspire his teammates, doesn't make his teammates to be better.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Goddamnit. Jesus Christ. That was good. That was good.

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Speaker 1: I was easy. If you're in Phoenix, come see me

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Speaker 1: this weekend. DM me. I'll do my best to try

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Speaker 1: to link up with you. Tickets are available. Michael Rapport

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Speaker 1: comedy dot com. Came so disrupted, came saw Disrupted. I

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Speaker 1: Am Rapport Stereo Podcast. Tell a friend to tell a

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Speaker 1: friend Myles Jordan, take me out of here. What's up, Unice?

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Speaker 1: Take me out of here with something real proper okay

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00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: uh And and this puppy was something real nice. It's

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Speaker 1: something real funky's I Am Rapport Stereo Podcast. I'm out