WEBVTT - Lily Sullivan Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invite, did you hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought?

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<v Speaker 3>I made myself perfectly clear. But you're a guest to

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<v Speaker 3>my home. You gotta come to me empty And I said,

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<v Speaker 3>no guests. Your presences presents enough. I already had too

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<v Speaker 3>much stuff, So how did you dare to surbey.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineker.

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<v Speaker 4>We're in the backyard. It's raining. It is raining. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if you can hear that kind of dropping, dropping, dropping.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope that the sound of rain is not as

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<v Speaker 4>triggering for you as it is for me. I'm slowly

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<v Speaker 4>kind of trying to re embrace the rain can sound

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<v Speaker 4>nice now that my home isn't flooding. But what else

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<v Speaker 4>is going on? I tried some jeans on in a

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<v Speaker 4>bathroom stall last week. This is you know, thrift stores

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<v Speaker 4>have gotten rid of their dressing rooms, and it's just unacceptable.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to sneak my jeans into the men's restroom

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<v Speaker 4>and try them on in a bathroom stall. Where are

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<v Speaker 4>what's happening? Where are we not?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it saverers? But this is also happening at Goodwill

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<v Speaker 4>all of these places. I want to shame them. Let

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<v Speaker 4>me try my pants on in your business. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to be in the bathroom. I'm just gonna have

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<v Speaker 4>to start stealing them. Oh what am I talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's talk to the guest. I adore today's guest. It's

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<v Speaker 4>Lily Sullivan. Hello, Lily, Welcome, Toya.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thrilled to have you here. And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it may be the rain. That's just you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I brought an interesting energy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's peaceful.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, good, it's starting to sound nice. This used to

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<v Speaker 4>as of last like the last two weeks. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>the rain can can not be getting everything wet?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I want the mood, but I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>the logistics of its raining to go to the grocery

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<v Speaker 1>store in the rain exactly, which I mean. I lived

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<v Speaker 1>in Chicago for a long time and in Colorado and

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<v Speaker 1>the weather's.

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<v Speaker 2>Way worse, way worse, but I never really.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitched about it. And then now I come here and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, rain.

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<v Speaker 4>Because there the weather is consistently different. Yes, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you get to deal with all these things all the time. Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>here we get two weeks of rain, a year and

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<v Speaker 4>full panic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's completely changed who I am. I'm a different person.

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<v Speaker 1>Your family doesn't recognize they don't know me anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't even speak to them. Yeah, we can

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<v Speaker 5>go back.

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<v Speaker 2>You're from Colorado, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, I grew up in Chicago till I was ten,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I moved to Colorado with my mom. To

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<v Speaker 1>tell your ride.

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<v Speaker 4>Colorado okay, yeah, and I love to hear you say

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<v Speaker 4>Colorado instead of Colorado.

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<v Speaker 5>Well you know that Chicago accent is still with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like people in Colorado say Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>They do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, We've talked about this on this podcast before. I

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<v Speaker 4>just bring it up with people who are Colorado Colorado?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just say it like it's how?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you just say I say Colorado.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you're a Southwest person?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and Colorado people say Colorado on at least you

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<v Speaker 2>say Colorado right, Colorado.

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<v Speaker 6>I literally never heard Colorado until I moved.

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<v Speaker 1>To Colorado's Colorado was saying Colorado is insane.

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<v Speaker 6>It's also ironic even like you think in Los Angeles,

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<v Speaker 6>like people would know how to say rad right, like

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<v Speaker 6>they'd be it'd be easy.

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<v Speaker 4>For its culture bad and Nevada. People say, Nevada.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's insane, it's Nevada. Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>Medas you like, do.

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<v Speaker 1>You like get taking places in a carriage? Like what

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about state with Reno.

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<v Speaker 5>It's Nevada.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Oh. I love to have my opinions confirmed

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast. That's why I bring people here.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it too. I feel I feel safe now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm amongst people say Nevada.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get back to Colorado often?

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<v Speaker 1>I do? Yeah. I mean we started driving in the

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic because we were just like you know, back when

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<v Speaker 1>like there was like the fires were really bad here.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, we were like, let's just get in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and drive to my mom's house in Colorado, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like twelve hours straight. We got used to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I'm like, oh, yeah, we just drive there.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it's insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Twelve hours and you don't stay over night anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we just go straight through and my husband basically

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<v Speaker 1>drives the whole way, which doesn't also make any sense.

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<v Speaker 2>How many breaks? How many stops are you taking?

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<v Speaker 1>That's hard. I think we were stopping. It's hard to say,

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<v Speaker 1>like five times, But like, is.

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<v Speaker 2>This physically possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like we because we get up like at the

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<v Speaker 1>crack of dawn, get in the car, and you get

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<v Speaker 1>like a solid like four hours of just like driving

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<v Speaker 1>straight there, and then your body's like I have to

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<v Speaker 1>pee and eat and like what's going on? And then

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<v Speaker 1>you pull over and then the rest of the time

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that first stop in Las Vegas?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that general area of rock here or No, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't go through Vegas anyway. You can go through Vegas,

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<v Speaker 1>but most of the time we go through a different

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<v Speaker 1>route which is much less scenic and dark and depressing.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait is this up the five where it's all down?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know because I don't drive.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sit there and the Google Maps takes care

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<v Speaker 1>of it and my husband drives, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like playing podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you too? You're listening to mostly podcasts on

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<v Speaker 2>the way. No music.

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<v Speaker 1>We know lots of music. We like to do like

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<v Speaker 1>a DJ thing where we each go you can say

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<v Speaker 1>what the next song is. That's very dentating, and so

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<v Speaker 1>usually we get into like oh, we're playing throwbacks now,

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<v Speaker 1>or we're you know, I'm like, this is what I

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<v Speaker 1>used to listen to when I was like in sixth

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<v Speaker 1>grade getting ready to go to school like that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you name what that song would be? I would

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<v Speaker 2>love to know.

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<v Speaker 5>Definitely Mariah Carey.

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<v Speaker 2>Rainbow, Oh fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was also j Lo's album that same era.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Nelly Sure, sure Nelly? What happened to Nelly?

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<v Speaker 5>What happened to Nelly?

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<v Speaker 4>Where'd he go? I feel like he had a he

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<v Speaker 4>was like the biggest rapper.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, he was huge. I know all the words

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<v Speaker 1>to every single one of his songs. Still haven't listened

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<v Speaker 1>to him since, but it's that ingrained.

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<v Speaker 4>He went off a cliff. Must have done something to

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<v Speaker 4>really make people mad.

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<v Speaker 1>You really must have.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wonder.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he had like one year of superstardom yep,

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<v Speaker 4>and then the band aid kind of did him in

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<v Speaker 4>and then something happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I don't know, like was he canceled

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<v Speaker 1>in some way or like industry canceled?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, he pissed off the wrong person?

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<v Speaker 1>This would make a good podcast, go into what happened

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<v Speaker 1>in Nellie.

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<v Speaker 2>Nelly? Reach Out? That's I know you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Number one listener. Okay, well, what else has been going on?

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<v Speaker 4>It's raining you're wearing denim.

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in Canadian taxedo looks great, Thank you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know when I started doing this, but now I can't stop.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like everyone at some point kind of just

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<v Speaker 4>shifts into wearing all denim and then it's just like

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<v Speaker 4>it's part of the wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of I was thinking about this, actually it

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's kind of I'm seeing more and more

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian taxedos again. But like five years ago people were

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<v Speaker 1>wearing them all the time, and then like five years

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<v Speaker 1>before that, it's like a five years things.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's a really quick fashion cycle, isn't it. I

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<v Speaker 4>guess it's because their denim is always a different shape,

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<v Speaker 4>and we're just you know, shifting our tone tuxedo into

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<v Speaker 4>the new shape. Yeah, we're all jay Leno in the end.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, I feel you about the whole thrift story thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's tragic. We talk about this for a minute.

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<v Speaker 5>It's absolutely tragic.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand. Well, I actually know what's going on

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<v Speaker 4>because I looked into it. They say they don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to pay security. They're afraid that people are shoplifting from

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<v Speaker 4>the dress.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, that's not stopping me from shoplifting.

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<v Speaker 1>They're throwing half that stuff in the trash. Anyway, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all free. Yeah what what?

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<v Speaker 2>Just do whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>I and also like, these are some of the poorest

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<v Speaker 1>people who shop there regularly. Let them have some free stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what we're even talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes me mad.

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<v Speaker 4>It makes absolutely no sense. And the fact that I

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<v Speaker 4>was able to just kind of take the jeans into

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<v Speaker 4>the dressing room is like, well, I could have stolen

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<v Speaker 4>them right there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly what are we talking You want me to steal?

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<v Speaker 1>Steal?

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<v Speaker 4>I will steal right in front of an employee, bring

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<v Speaker 4>them up to me, and I will walk out of

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<v Speaker 4>the store with.

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<v Speaker 2>My new jeans. Don't make me so, I'm just not

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<v Speaker 2>buying anything anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I go there and I kind of browse and think, well,

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<v Speaker 4>what a world if we would be living in if

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<v Speaker 4>I could try this all. Yes, but I don't feel

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<v Speaker 4>like there's any coming back from much.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I feel like you have to. It's either you

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<v Speaker 1>go wearing like all spand X and you are going

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<v Speaker 1>to dress yourself in front of everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's what I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It.

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<v Speaker 5>Like vintage fairs, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go and lycra Yeah. Oh yeah, that's really not

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<v Speaker 2>a bad idea. I'm going to invest in some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of kind of form fitting.

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<v Speaker 5>Out one's of some kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, kind of a leotard just wandering around Goodwill.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, perfect done.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really smart. Okay, well that kind of solves my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't. It doesn't though, because like sometimes you really

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<v Speaker 1>want to know what it looks like without the bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of spand X underneath, like the gans or the pants

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<v Speaker 1>or that.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't feel like they have mirrors. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>never a mirror, right, you have to.

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<v Speaker 4>Find like a used mirror that you would be able

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<v Speaker 4>to purchase there exactly. That reminds me of during the

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<v Speaker 4>pandemic when all of the stores removed mirrors.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember this? No? Why what so?

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<v Speaker 5>I I remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would they do that?

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<v Speaker 4>I think they took them out to keep people from dawdling,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, they didn't want people, you know, close in.

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<v Speaker 2>Front of the mirror.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, people were doing that too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Just admiring themselves in mirrors at the tarket.

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<v Speaker 1>What the most humiliating thing is when you're like in

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<v Speaker 1>a coffee shop and you know that the window is

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<v Speaker 1>very reflective and you see people walking by and checking

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<v Speaker 1>themselves out. Oh, it's absolutely devastating because it's like it's people.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't you know, literally every person, every person, they've

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<v Speaker 2>got to take a peek.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't not.

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<v Speaker 5>And I do it too, And I'm like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 5>the people inside saw me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure we all do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we do.

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<v Speaker 4>It was probably one of the very early behaviors of

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<v Speaker 4>you know, early human civilization, looking in mirrors and admiring. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>that was one of our first that's doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 4>survive and evolve.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what separates us from the rest of the

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<v Speaker 1>animal condemn our vanity. I mean, I feel like, I look.

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<v Speaker 1>It's interesting because you can't tell what you fully look like. Ever,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how much you look in the mirror, the

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<v Speaker 1>photos you have of yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>The lighting is always different.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially as you get older.

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<v Speaker 2>What what does happen to any of us? Then the

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<v Speaker 2>mirrors are always different.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody bashed out the windows of my favorite coffee shop

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<v Speaker 4>and found coffee. No, maybe they were mad about seeing themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>In the They freaked out.

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<v Speaker 5>They're like, this can't be right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take care of this.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll smash this to smithereens.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you going to coffee in Los Angeles?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, so we live pretty close to all time

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<v Speaker 1>on Hillhurst.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, and unfortunately we are there all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good place. It's far too much money, way

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<v Speaker 2>too much money. I don't know what they're thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Like somebody said, and I stand by this, they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we get that breakfast burrito over twenty dollars?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I think at this point it might be over

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<v Speaker 5>twenty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, that's outrageous.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole place feels like a social experiment. To me.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean when I order a cold brew there, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>served three ounces of liquid and I think this is

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<v Speaker 4>like performance art.

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<v Speaker 5>Or something like thirty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but it is good. I'll give that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is good, but it's very good. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's insane. Yeah, and it's also very seamy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's extreme. I mean the scene is over the top.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say I saw Oscar Isaac there. Wow, that

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<v Speaker 4>was exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>That's big. That's a big one.

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<v Speaker 4>Or a man who looked like Oscar Isaac. It's always

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<v Speaker 4>hard to.

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<v Speaker 5>Say, can say you never know an als.

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<v Speaker 4>I never know in Los Angeles. My rule is just

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<v Speaker 4>assume it was the person.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's a good call.

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<v Speaker 2>Give yourself that win.

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<v Speaker 1>You deserve it. You deserve to see that person. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've seen some of the most famous

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<v Speaker 1>people I've seen in LA there, But like.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you name any.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I saw? Well, now I'm getting confused because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about this restaurant I worked out where I

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<v Speaker 1>did see maybe more like I served Margot Robbie want

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<v Speaker 1>that's exciting. I served Pharrell?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, these are big stars.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah they are. And the place was terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, can you say what place it was?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>The food is good, but there was a lot. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually this is very cathartic. I get to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>this on the podcast now. I have for years been like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to bash the place. There are a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people I like who still work there. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's been long enough that I'm like, Jesus, I can

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<v Speaker 1>say whatever I want.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're absolutely free.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people found One time I served a salad to

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<v Speaker 1>someone and they found a screw in it.

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<v Speaker 2>How does a screw get into a cell?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I was like, I need to figure

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<v Speaker 1>this out because that's insane. So I went back to

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<v Speaker 1>all these the chefs. I was like, what, how in

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<v Speaker 1>the world did this happen? And we figured out that

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<v Speaker 1>it was because it was like there was a mandolin

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<v Speaker 1>that they were it was like a shaved vegetable salad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I forget that mandolin can also be cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>They were.

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<v Speaker 5>No, they were all playing instruments. Did you think it

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<v Speaker 5>was like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Racket in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like about a nine piece band back there.

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<v Speaker 1>No that they So the reason that the screw came

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<v Speaker 1>off was because it fell off the mandolin into the salad.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I went back to the table and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you guys, I figured it out. The screw

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<v Speaker 1>was from the mandolin. Like it's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>Were they furious?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I was expecting them to be like, oh, yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Good, and of course they were like, no, they're horrified.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that is see if I had found the

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<v Speaker 4>screw in my salad, I would have swallowed it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The lawsuit, I mean, the endless possibilities.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about it, like I'm so like Midwest

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<v Speaker 1>and like like self deprecating. I would be like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna eat it. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just I'll eat the screw'd we loved it?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, a screw I've never heard of that. I've heard

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<v Speaker 2>of like.

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<v Speaker 1>Bugs, yeah, oh yeah, that happened too often, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A grasshopper or a cricket.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god. In this case, it was a fly.

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<v Speaker 2>Fly that I'm thinking about. Okay, I don't like it,

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<v Speaker 2>but a fly makes a little bit more sense.

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<v Speaker 4>The grasshopper is like it got there at the farms.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like I'm going to the big city.

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<v Speaker 5>It's been there for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's dreams of working at what's the salad place

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<v Speaker 4>called Sweet Green. I'm going to go be a line

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<v Speaker 4>chef at Sweet Grain. And then it dies in root

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<v Speaker 4>and someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Finds grasshopper had big dreams Megan Nan in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 2>And now Farrell's chewing on it.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, that must be the dream for a grasshopper.

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<v Speaker 2>To be eaten by Forrell. Yeah, that's my dream.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, same, same, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All time does have a little bit of a scene,

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<v Speaker 2>very very seeing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to think of celebrities that i've assumed I've

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<v Speaker 4>seen in Los Angeles. I feel like I've assumed I've

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<v Speaker 4>seen the Queen of England, Howard. But this is basically

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen an old woman and someone with a perm

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<v Speaker 4>that's uh. Those are like the two standouts for me.

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<v Speaker 5>There's certainly, I mean that's really big.

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<v Speaker 2>Two of the most famous people alive and dead. Rip.

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<v Speaker 2>You saw the ghost right, she was in my bedroom

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<v Speaker 2>last night.

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<v Speaker 5>He must be dead too at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>How he died, I mean now he's probably oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>now he's going to die and.

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<v Speaker 1>Cops.

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<v Speaker 2>R I P. Howard.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, just to cover our bases, r I P.

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<v Speaker 1>Howard.

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<v Speaker 4>Howard Sern is the one person alive that I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like we can talk about in this way and he

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<v Speaker 4>would be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, and Honor is not.

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<v Speaker 2>Dead now, but if he is dead, we love it.

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<v Speaker 1>We love it.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no winning in this situation, so we just have

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<v Speaker 4>to cover every single base possible.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's good, unless he like went out in

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<v Speaker 2>a bad way, you know, in.

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<v Speaker 1>Which case we are not affiliated with him.

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<v Speaker 2>We do not that terrorists secret terror as Howard Stern.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think we covered it there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, as much as I'd like to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>Howard Stern living or dying, or being a terrorist, or

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<v Speaker 2>some other possibility. There's something else I'd like to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you about. Oh yeah, no, Look, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was really happy to have you here today. I was

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<v Speaker 4>really excited to have Lily come.

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<v Speaker 2>To the podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I was excited too.

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<v Speaker 4>The rain kind of was soothing me. I'll say it

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<v Speaker 4>was beginning to soothe me. That's it's a sound I

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<v Speaker 4>can listen to in a soothing way now. And so

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<v Speaker 4>I was a little surprised when here you come holding

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<v Speaker 4>your umbrella.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, and something else right the podcast is called I

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<v Speaker 2>said no gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to tell you that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I and I remember I got the email

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<v Speaker 1>and it said no gifts and everything. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>really I couldn't help myself. I really could not help myself

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<v Speaker 1>this time.

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<v Speaker 2>How was that a defense in any way? I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>help myself.

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<v Speaker 5>I just I really like adore.

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<v Speaker 2>You, okay, okay, and turning around myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted I had to give you something. The universe

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<v Speaker 1>compelled me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's a perfect excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, Oh good, that's all it took.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally.

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<v Speaker 4>I just need somebody to say something nice to me

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<v Speaker 4>once in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you need to do with compliments. You

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<v Speaker 1>just ask for them. This is something I've learned. And

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<v Speaker 1>I straight up will be like to my husband and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, I need a compliment right now, or

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<v Speaker 1>I need like three compliments.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's good, So you give it. You just say compliment,

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<v Speaker 4>and so it can be. Then when he gives it

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<v Speaker 4>to you, it's his own thinking, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, but and it better be. But sometimes it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>like your hair.

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<v Speaker 5>Is brown and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, state.

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<v Speaker 1>Of fact exactly. That's doesn't work. That's doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need you to state effect at make Yeah. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>Well we have this gift here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so if you want to open it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's in kind of a it's in like a

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<v Speaker 4>canvas tote with cactuses cacti.

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, I think this was a gift to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome to keep.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not keeping that.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you want to. It's so I have.

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<v Speaker 4>Enough tots in my life. I've got enough canvas bags.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not taking your beautiful no more.

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<v Speaker 5>So my gift is I'm not going to give you this,

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<v Speaker 5>but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Am what is happening.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to try your portrait.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is incredible. Lily has taken out

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<v Speaker 2>a giant like pad pad of paper, but it's like

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<v Speaker 2>leather bound.

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<v Speaker 5>It's fancy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like the biggest moleskin that was ever made.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a gag moleskin, like those clown sunglass version

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<v Speaker 2>of a moleskin.

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<v Speaker 5>I got it at a joke shop, an expensive one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really classy gag store.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is. It's everything's a million dollars. You'd love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's next to All Time.

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<v Speaker 2>They started to ext.

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<v Speaker 4>All the Time is owned by two clowns, very expensive clowns.

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<v Speaker 4>So everything is farm fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're gonna draw.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there's one more catch what I'm gonna drive you.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna look down at at what I'm

0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:19.080
<v Speaker 1>drying because I feel like that would just it would

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<v Speaker 1>be too.

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<v Speaker 2>Vulnerable, to be extremely vulnerable for both of us, for

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<v Speaker 2>both of us.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a on Alise, would you mind doing a recording

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<v Speaker 4>this as a video as well, just in case?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Please? Oh the mic there's a lot hand.

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<v Speaker 4>So we'll set this up in some way over there.

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<v Speaker 4>There will be some at least a clip of this happening.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a huge project, and I don't want you to.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I can't look. There would be a decent amount

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<v Speaker 4>of bias there.

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<v Speaker 5>And then do you want anything?

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<v Speaker 1>You want anything?

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<v Speaker 5>Fun?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's see, app I would love to be for

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<v Speaker 2>me to be climbing a tree. Climbing a tree possible,

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<v Speaker 2>I can put you in a tree. You can put

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<v Speaker 2>in a tree. I'll settle for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Climbing a tree. It sounds really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>What level of art skill do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I am first, I'm gonna start drawing, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>now me talking is going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be completely I do want to explain to the listener

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<v Speaker 2>right now, Lily is is very meaningful eye contact with

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<v Speaker 2>me in a way that's it's disarming. Yeah, she's looking

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<v Speaker 2>at me like, well, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because now I'm starting, I'm starting.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I can't and she has to look at me

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<v Speaker 4>and I have to look at her, and so we're

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<v Speaker 4>both it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Vulnerable looking at you though.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just also not looking at the art.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think also you should know that tree is

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<v Speaker 1>just going to be in the background at this one,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think it's too big. Whenever I'm drying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I can't. I can't look. I can't look.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're drawing the tree right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now I'm doing your face first. You thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing a tree.

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<v Speaker 4>So from the glimpse that I got, I cannot wait

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<v Speaker 4>to see how the sturns into my face.

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<v Speaker 5>I gotta get your teeth now.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, she's looking at my teeth, she's I'm looking. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>trying to give you my there. I'm trying to talk

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<v Speaker 4>to you, but also remain still.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do the leaves of the tree.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's also only using one color, so this is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be you know, I'm going back in doing

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<v Speaker 2>the lines right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just doing the outline.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's a So she's using a brown marker.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hit you with the orange now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've got to get some orange in there. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate kind of being true to who I am

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<v Speaker 2>and my hair color.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be doing if I had like all the

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<v Speaker 1>colors in the world, I would be doing, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>more browns and more.

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<v Speaker 5>Ron in my hair too. Okay, just to really emphasize.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to take my shirt off? What's next?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a good.

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<v Speaker 4>I just see like from you know, just the corner

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<v Speaker 4>of my icy blur is happening on the page.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna look really good. Also, you have

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<v Speaker 1>very beautiful blue eyes. If you don't mind me saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep bringing the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>The eyes are happening.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I'm doing your jacket like this similar.

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<v Speaker 2>The jacket is kind of a bluish. So that's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good, and we're almost done. By the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't landing.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you're getting the jacket in the correct place,

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<v Speaker 4>I hope. So yeah, what I can tell by not

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<v Speaker 4>looking at.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the viewer to know I haven't looked down.

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<v Speaker 1>If people are not even a.

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<v Speaker 4>Moment and I've kind of cheated, I've looked, I could

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<v Speaker 4>at least kind of see it because I'm in a

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<v Speaker 4>better position.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing what your what your shirt says right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wonderful, it's like a five year old. This is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a perfect drawing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now it's some greenery the tree.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some plants back here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I could get some pinks also with the.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I forgot that. I requested that. I'm climbing

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<v Speaker 2>a tree.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not climbing long. It's literally I'm just drawing

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<v Speaker 1>the background that you have behind you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's only so much you can do.

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<v Speaker 1>Give a little color to your face, just a little yellow.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, kind of a classic skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Tone, and I think that about wraps it up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So are you ready? Are we ready for it to

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<v Speaker 2>be presented? Okay, present it to the camera first, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I'll see it. Oh wow, big reveal. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me take it life. Oh my, this is actually

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<v Speaker 2>way better than I expected. This is a beautiful piece

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<v Speaker 2>of art.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>This is really I mean, but it could sell in

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<v Speaker 2>New York for and it will.

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<v Speaker 1>New York for one hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>Mil fifty million dollars. If you want this piece of art,

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<v Speaker 4>we must have one listener who's a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Absolutely reach out, Nelly. If you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>a billionaire, please, I'm gonna gonna give it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a stunning piece of art. What gave you

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<v Speaker 2>this idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is a very fun party game that I

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<v Speaker 1>like to play. Where I mean, obviously, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>have the right type of people that are all hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out right but you kind of just like turn to

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<v Speaker 1>the person to your right and you all have to

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<v Speaker 1>draw that person and you can't look down and everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>looks absolutely messed up.

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<v Speaker 4>And these are such a great idea. Have you been

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<v Speaker 4>doing this at parties forever or a yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like for a very I mean on and off for

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<v Speaker 1>my entire life. I feel like because I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>when it started, and it's sometimes it'll just come over

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<v Speaker 1>me and I'll be like, you, guys, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>we should do. Unfortunately, I think I sometimes have a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of that energy that's like, let's play a

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<v Speaker 1>game and everyone's like no, And I don't like.

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<v Speaker 5>That about myself, but sometimes it clicks in.

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<v Speaker 4>But I feel like at a party, no one can

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<v Speaker 4>have a complaint about that, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I try to be very respectful. When it's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>clearly it's not the vibe, these aren't the people, then

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like, okay, we're going to I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>force anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, right, And so when you bring this up at

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<v Speaker 4>a party, you run into the other room and bring

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<v Speaker 4>this notebook out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's I'm depressing. No, I'm not a fucking dork.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it would be like, oh, do you have any

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<v Speaker 1>paper that pends. This is rare that I get to

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<v Speaker 1>use this many colors.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I mean you used at least four colors here?

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<v Speaker 3>Five?

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<v Speaker 5>Well yeah, don't forget the yellow for this game.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I didn't even see that gorgeous yellow. What

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<v Speaker 4>is the note book?

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<v Speaker 2>Four? Is it for this?

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<v Speaker 1>I do like to do art on occasion. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm like a I'd say, eighth grade level artists.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm if I was in eighth grade ever, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing what I can do, everyone be like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>she's really gifted. Oh I love you need to like

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<v Speaker 1>send her to Risdy or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I love.

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<v Speaker 4>In uh, elementary and middle school, you always have a

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<v Speaker 4>friend who's pretty good at drawing.

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty good, that's what I had.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good, not great, Not like you see something I

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<v Speaker 1>do and you're like, wow, well.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean other than this, other than this, this piece

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<v Speaker 2>of il art, this is one of the I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's very interesting. You could. I'm going to I will

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<v Speaker 2>have to frame up. You know, it would look good

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<v Speaker 2>blown up, blown up.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and get in a.

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<v Speaker 5>Blanket like we're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking six.

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<v Speaker 2>By ten on the side of a building.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, billboard billboards all over the city.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, no guests, billionaire listener reach out. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So you do occasionally do art?

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<v Speaker 1>I do, And so I think my husband got this

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<v Speaker 1>for me over the pandemic. This nice beautiful pad as

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<v Speaker 1>like a gift to like, keep keep doing art kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. And then, as you can say, I have

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<v Speaker 1>not used it a single time, not once except for today.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of art do you usually do?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm well, I do like I like all sorts of

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<v Speaker 1>art projects, like I like a craft project kind of,

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<v Speaker 1>but I also like to paint, okay, And I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I there's a lot of like energy in me,

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<v Speaker 1>Like once I get going on working on something, I

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<v Speaker 1>could be doing it for hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right.

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<v Speaker 1>It just doesn't happened for me very often because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't build it into my life. It would be very

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<v Speaker 1>healthy for me too, and I probably should because right

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<v Speaker 1>now I've got all my eggs in one basket with

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<v Speaker 1>this whole comedy thing, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all kind of feeding downhill and the industry is

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<v Speaker 2>shutting the lights off. Yeah. Literally, we're all going to

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<v Speaker 2>dental school soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so maybe this is my backup this.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, at least you've got a backup. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you got nothing?

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<v Speaker 5>No other skills?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Die?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean by that? Dying clothing or no physically.

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<v Speaker 2>Die buried like Howard Stern.

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<v Speaker 5>I could do that too.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody can die. Well. I went to school for it,

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<v Speaker 2>so okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So eighth grade, did you, like, were you in art

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<v Speaker 4>class and you gave up at that point?

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<v Speaker 1>I was no. I think I did art all through

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<v Speaker 1>high school, but I just like never really like started

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<v Speaker 1>to super excel at it enough. And the plus I

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<v Speaker 1>like found theater and it was like I like it

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<v Speaker 1>more right, But I think I always was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I'm like pretty good at that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then then more recently I was like, actually, like I

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<v Speaker 1>think in college I took a class and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>in comparison to everyone else, I was in the class

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<v Speaker 1>of actually not that good at all, Like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? He was singing? I had? That was singing.

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<v Speaker 4>I fortunately have never had the confidence to try singing

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<v Speaker 4>around other people.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you have a beautiful voice.

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<v Speaker 2>I certainly don't gid.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to share a song.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy birthday to you.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like I I in high school again

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<v Speaker 1>because I grew up in tell your ride so it's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five hundred people, so it really didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>your small sense of self and confidence. You you think

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<v Speaker 1>you are the biggest fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, of course, everybody's the biggest fish of something.

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<v Speaker 1>And tell your ride absolutely, I thought I was Monet

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<v Speaker 1>mayonnee Plicassa. And then but with singing, similarly, I like

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<v Speaker 1>sang in a choir. I was in an a cappella group,

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<v Speaker 1>so embarrassing. And then I got to college and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, you're actually really not that good. You can

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<v Speaker 1>carry a tune.

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<v Speaker 2>The people and tell your ride were very patient with you.

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<v Speaker 5>They were they were very understanding and encouraging.

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<v Speaker 2>The acapella group, What sort of songs were you singing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, it was a little bit like it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>very cheesy. It was more like folky, you sick weirdly

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<v Speaker 1>enough because of this director that we had, but the

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely had to sing a lot of like weird

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<v Speaker 1>church songs.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not religious at all, uh huh, So I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I didn't bringing the church song.

0:30:38.840 --> 0:30:40.480
<v Speaker 1>It was like the place where we would all sing

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<v Speaker 1>was like usually in churches. So then they felt like

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<v Speaker 1>they needed to have some religious songs. And then it

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<v Speaker 1>would be a mix of like you know, some some folk.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, have you done a cappella since?

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:55.000
<v Speaker 1>No? But should we start? I think we should we

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<v Speaker 1>start a group?

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<v Speaker 2>Boom boom.

0:30:58.840 --> 0:31:01.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah you start with that and I'll hit you with a.

0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the one. That's the one.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like there's like half a second when society

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<v Speaker 4>was like Acapella is kind of okay, yes, But then

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<v Speaker 4>as soon as that was over, people where we were

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<v Speaker 4>like what what was happening?

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I see the clips of Glee online even

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>that's like that's peak TV, Like, oh yeah, everyone was obsessed.

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:33.040
<v Speaker 1>It's the most embarrassing should have ever seen. Amazing.

0:31:33.520 --> 0:31:37.480
<v Speaker 4>It's just even people in Acapella know we're doing something

0:31:37.520 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 4>bad here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're all the ones where they have like everyone

0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 1>has an incredible voice. Clearly everyone is doing their absolute

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 1>best of like what that can be? And I'm like,

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:52.720
<v Speaker 1>this is not for me. It's so cheesy. It makes

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:53.120
<v Speaker 1>me sick.

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:56.360
<v Speaker 4>Well, everyone in an a cappella choir, every single person

0:31:56.440 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 4>is begging the universe to notice them and pull them out.

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:03.720
<v Speaker 4>That's not singer, and get me out of here, because

0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 4>no one really wants to be there exactly.

0:32:06.200 --> 0:32:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Listen to this bird. It wants to be part of

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 2>our acapella choir.

0:32:10.040 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Talk about main character. Energy's so embarrassing. This bird is absolutely.

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 4>I think we do a three person acapella choir. It's you,

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 4>me and a bird.

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:20.880
<v Speaker 5>I agree?

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Where do we?

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 5>Where do we go?

0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Where we? Where do we go? From? Here?

0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Time?

0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 4>All time? Between all time and their new gag shop.

0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 4>There's this beautiful sound coming.

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you were an acapella I didn't do in

0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 4>middle school. We got to choose between drawing or singing

0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:41.880
<v Speaker 4>or singing or art and singing, and so I went

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:42.720
<v Speaker 4>the art route.

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<v Speaker 5>So are you good?

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm good. I'm a very good doodler.

0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:48.200
<v Speaker 1>But what are we doodling?

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:51.400
<v Speaker 2>What's the little cartoons and this sort of thing, little faces?

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 2>But when I actually try, I'm like, okay, now it's

0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 2>time to get out a piece of paper and draw

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:58.840
<v Speaker 2>one thing. Yeah, it's like, oh, I don't have any

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<v Speaker 2>control over this exactly, But the little cartoons.

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<v Speaker 4>When I'm at work or whatever and we're just like

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<v Speaker 4>at the table, I can draw decent little things, little witches,

0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 4>this kind of thing, witches, witches, whatever's on.

0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:14.880
<v Speaker 1>The Halloween stuff I would say kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of seasonal, so you know, during the fall season, I'll

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<v Speaker 4>be drawing a lot of witches or vampires. Oh, I

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 4>love that, and then that'll shift, I haven't. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>when was the last time I was in a physical workplace.

0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's been a while for me.

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:31.760
<v Speaker 5>Ten years are rare.

0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 2>Mine was I think the last was.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, there were like six weeks that I was in

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<v Speaker 4>a workplace a couple of summers ago.

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<v Speaker 2>But usually it's over zoom. So I'm not doodling on zoom.

0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 1>No you can't.

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm browsing the web, I'm online shopping.

0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:46.520
<v Speaker 5>I'm looking at porn.

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not watching very loud.

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 2>No one on the zoom can hear anything.

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm just doing what you do on zoom. Come on, people. Yeah,

0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm I'm similar in I doodle a lot

0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll do. I think it's very like therapeutic, like you know, you're.

0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:12.319
<v Speaker 2>You're releasing some like anxious energy. I think through your.

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Hands, absolutely and better than that, or like and like

0:34:14.920 --> 0:34:17.200
<v Speaker 1>staring at your phone as much worse. Oh yeah, of course,

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:20.799
<v Speaker 1>so healthier too, doodle. But I yeah, I don't really

0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:24.479
<v Speaker 1>find myself doing it unless I'm like on hold like, oh, I.

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 4>Love being on hold and drawing, but that's less and less. Yeah,

0:34:28.640 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 4>but I remember with phone books you would you could

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<v Speaker 4>be on hold and drawing.

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 1>On those on the phone book. Yeah.

0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh I love a phone book doodle because it's got

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 4>that extra pressure.

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:39.400
<v Speaker 2>You can really push down on it.

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:41.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, very satisfying paper.

0:34:41.840 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, do they I wonder I feel like

0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:46.320
<v Speaker 4>we've finally stopped making phone books.

0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:48.720
<v Speaker 2>It must be right, it was, I mean up until

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 2>about five years ago, I think they were still making

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:53.200
<v Speaker 2>them and dropping them on all of our porches, Like.

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Where do they even live?

0:34:55.600 --> 0:34:56.680
<v Speaker 2>It was making?

0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Because that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was the company that's the I guess Yellow Pages.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope their family is doing okay.

0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 2>They are, They're in some desperate times.

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.879
<v Speaker 1>If you're listening, feel free to reach out.

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 5>We are thinking of you.

0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:12.720
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I never really thought about the company behind it because

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:16.720
<v Speaker 2>it felt like such a public service.

0:35:16.760 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 5>The last name is definitely Pages, right.

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was certainly pages, mister yellow I mean yellow Page, Yes.

0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Yellow Pages, it's a compound name.

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:29.760
<v Speaker 2>And then the white Pages family, White Pages.

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:31.319
<v Speaker 1>And then there was the same ring to it.

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 4>It certainly doesn't. And then there was the combo phone book, Yes,

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:38.360
<v Speaker 4>it was both. Was the combo like a lesser version

0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:38.719
<v Speaker 4>of each?

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't tell you? I don't. I don't think I really even.

0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 1>The other thing is because tell your ide growing up,

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:46.800
<v Speaker 1>they're so small and every phone books, no phone books,

0:35:46.800 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 1>no need.

0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh an, what an eerie fact about.

0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Everybody only knew the last four digits of you just

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:56.080
<v Speaker 1>need to know the last four digits of the phone number.

0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:57.920
<v Speaker 1>So I would be like, I'm O seven to one

0:35:57.960 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 1>to three, right, and then everyone know it was nice

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:01.320
<v Speaker 1>seven oh seven, two.

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:03.399
<v Speaker 2>Eights oh right? Right?

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 1>The prefix you don't need all those other numbers, of

0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:07.719
<v Speaker 1>course not no are code No.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like there was a period of time

0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 2>when you didn't need an area code.

0:36:12.320 --> 0:36:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Well maybe a two five four that was my prefix? Yeah,

0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 2>which is also Highland Park. Is it very full circle?

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:24.399
<v Speaker 5>Whoa, that's why you didn't need to change your phone

0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 5>number at all.

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just kept my mom's phone number, my mom's landlord.

0:36:28.960 --> 0:36:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait, where in Utah did you grab South Jordan?

0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Utah?

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:34.879
<v Speaker 4>That's a two five to four And then I think

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:38.320
<v Speaker 4>there they added another prefix at some point, but I

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:41.359
<v Speaker 4>can't remember. Maybe a two five five or wonder what

0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:43.359
<v Speaker 4>that would be. But I remember that being like, oh,

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 4>things are happening in this town. Yep, we've got a

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:48.040
<v Speaker 4>we've got two prefixes to remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, it's really expanding big time. You Also, similarly,

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 1>in Chicago, your area code is very telling. I was

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:58.720
<v Speaker 1>always seven seven three, but then when I started working

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 1>at this one company, I had to get a three

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>one two number, and I was like, ew oh, I

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:04.600
<v Speaker 1>don't I'm not a three one two gal.

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 4>Now area codes mean nothing. Yeah, I mean everyone in

0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:09.960
<v Speaker 4>LA has a different area.

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:10.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know what anyone's phone number is. Oh,

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:14.279
<v Speaker 1>so there's like one second where they put their phone

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 1>number in my phone and then I never look at

0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:16.319
<v Speaker 1>it again.

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:18.879
<v Speaker 2>Do you know Tim's your husband's Well, this is.

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:22.439
<v Speaker 1>I think I finally committed it to memory, like last year.

0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:25.560
<v Speaker 1>We've been down for like seven years. Same with his birthday.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Weirdly enough, twov So he's like, do you know when

0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 1>it is? I'm like, yeah, I know, I know, and

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:32.200
<v Speaker 1>then I always like check my mind to like triple

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 1>check that I've got it right. Hard numbers are hard.

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Um.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically, the only reason I memorized my boyfriend's was I

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:44.760
<v Speaker 4>needed it for the Ralph's uh card at the grocery store.

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 2>To get your discounts or I guess movie.

0:37:46.360 --> 0:37:49.320
<v Speaker 4>Vallons or pavilions or something. Yeah, I thought I started

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 4>saying it's because I love you. Initially it was the

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:52.840
<v Speaker 4>grocery discount.

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Does it actually like really work those? Like I always

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:58.080
<v Speaker 1>feel like the phone number thing at the grocery stores like.

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Bullshit, like, oh it worked?

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:00.560
<v Speaker 1>It does?

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:02.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean? I have no evidence.

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm always like, yeah, they entered my wonder just like

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 1>track me and I'm coming back to like get my

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 1>protein waffles.

0:38:10.920 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Protein waffles.

0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:13.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my friend turned me on to them.

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Ww does that work?

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:15.920
<v Speaker 5>It's probably make believe.

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Is it like an egg It's like an eggo, but

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:20.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like, actually it's made.

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:24.080
<v Speaker 2>In Utah, it's made in the kind that I've been getting. Okay,

0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:24.840
<v Speaker 2>tell me more about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's called Kodiac.

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Kodiac.

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 1>This is I mean, this is me trying to convince

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:34.000
<v Speaker 1>myself something's healthy when it's absolutely not healthy. But it's

0:38:34.080 --> 0:38:39.800
<v Speaker 1>like a whole wheat, right protein quote unquote, it's frozen,

0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 1>it's frozen.

0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:43.440
<v Speaker 1>I've been eating them lately like a little.

0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I might get some little rabbit. What do you put

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 2>on them? You know?

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes that I'll do like an almond butter if I'm

0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:54.240
<v Speaker 1>trying to be like, you know, go get them right.

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:56.200
<v Speaker 1>And then other days when I'm like, you know, it's

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of a lax day, I put some syrup on there.

0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, delicious, little bit.

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:02.440
<v Speaker 4>I would love to get some protein waffles I have.

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:05.040
<v Speaker 4>I haven't had like a toaster waffle in years. It's great,

0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:08.080
<v Speaker 4>you put it in your toast. Oh yeah, this sounds incredible.

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Some of them are a little too thick, though, I

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 1>gotta tell you.

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:13.840
<v Speaker 2>You get the same brand. They're not consistent.

0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 1>They have different they each each type you're getting, it's

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:19.439
<v Speaker 1>consistent in the box.

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Don't different protein waffles? Is this company too many?

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:24.920
<v Speaker 1>And the kind I like cells.

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Out like, what are the other types?

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, they've got a blueberry kind shape, but then they

0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:33.440
<v Speaker 1>also have different levels of thickness, so they have like

0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:36.080
<v Speaker 1>a really fat kind, and then they have like one

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>that looks more like an ego.

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.200
<v Speaker 4>If they went on Shark Tank, the sharks would be like,

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 4>you've got too many skews.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.879
<v Speaker 2>I agree, you're going to fail. You need one.

0:39:44.040 --> 0:39:45.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised you don't know about them.

0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 5>It's Utah Company.

0:39:46.280 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 2>I think it's not a Kodiak. I feel like Kodiak

0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:49.839
<v Speaker 2>is such a weird word.

0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:50.359
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 2>There's like a Kodiak bear, isn't there?

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:54.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:39:54.400 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 2>There is. I feel like they make like a pancake

0:39:57.680 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 2>mix and stuff. I remember it is that yeah company?

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:01.839
<v Speaker 2>There are they?

0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:03.040
<v Speaker 5>Are they good? Are they healthy?

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Kodiak? I'm going to say they're a good company.

0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:07.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay, they're probably owned by some like massive conglomerates.

0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, whatever's the devil. It's the devil owns the company.

0:40:15.040 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 1>But you know what I was going to say, speaking

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:20.800
<v Speaker 1>of Utah. My favorite place in Utah Colorado City.

0:40:21.200 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I mean Colorado City, Colorado City, I mean,

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:26.920
<v Speaker 2>why tell me what.

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Well, so we have family who lives in Hurricane.

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I haven't even heard of this.

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Well it's I mean it's spelled hurricane, but apparently everyone

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:36.760
<v Speaker 1>says hurricane.

0:40:36.760 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:40.280
<v Speaker 4>I feel like such a phony because I would say hurricane.

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, that makes me feel better because I think I

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 1>said it on one other podcast since people were like,

0:40:46.280 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 1>it's actually hurricane and I was like, yeah, I know

0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:49.400
<v Speaker 1>that's how my family said it.

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:51.919
<v Speaker 4>But that's it' that's a hard thing to say, knowing

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:55.000
<v Speaker 4>how to when you know how to say hurricane hurricane,

0:40:55.120 --> 0:40:58.080
<v Speaker 4>hurricane hurricane Okay, so you have Okay.

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:05.040
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, that's like probably twenty minutes from Colorado City,

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 1>like really not that far right, all near like Zion

0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:11.400
<v Speaker 1>National Park. Yes, So when we would drive sometimes from

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:14.680
<v Speaker 1>LA we would go and we'd stay in Hurricane okay,

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:17.399
<v Speaker 1>and then we drive past Colorado City on the way

0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:20.760
<v Speaker 1>to Colorado. Oh boy, and I I mean I would

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:23.680
<v Speaker 1>always ask my this is my stepdad's family, like all

0:41:23.719 --> 0:41:26.760
<v Speaker 1>about the fundamentalists Mormon. It's like one of the biggest

0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 1>minimalist Mormon communities that.

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:29.919
<v Speaker 2>Exists, right.

0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 4>I think it's yf Z is the name of the

0:41:34.000 --> 0:41:36.200
<v Speaker 4>I think it's like Yearning for Zion or something.

0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Wow, the name of it.

0:41:37.719 --> 0:41:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's fascinating because it looks like a ghost town.

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Right because they don't they their buildings.

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:46.319
<v Speaker 1>The tax break. Yeah, they don't finish the buildings and

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:48.240
<v Speaker 1>they get the tax break, and so all the buildings

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 1>are like boarded up, uh huh. And then that's where

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 1>all the women and children are I think are inside,

0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:55.239
<v Speaker 1>and then you can only see men kind of if

0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 1>you see anyone at all. You see men, And I've

0:41:57.640 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 1>heard from my stepdad and his dad that they've at

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 1>times like driven through to go up like a hike

0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:03.839
<v Speaker 1>up there, and.

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:07.359
<v Speaker 2>They get followed by like black suburbans. Yeah, well we're

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 2>probably rickety old truckucks.

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:10.719
<v Speaker 1>That's where. That's more than vibe.

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:12.439
<v Speaker 2>I want to go there.

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:14.239
<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's it truly is like one of the

0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:18.080
<v Speaker 4>darkest places you can imagine. I just picture resident Evil

0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 4>or something.

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 1>It has a real vibe.

0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 2>But you've been through it or pasted it.

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, I made I made my husband stop because I

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:26.359
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, this is it.

0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I want to join. Yeah, let me off here.

0:42:29.360 --> 0:42:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Get me out the big city New York. But I

0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:42.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, like I just wanted to drive

0:42:42.920 --> 0:42:45.240
<v Speaker 1>around it because I read Under the Banner of Heaven

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 1>and they talk a lot about uh about Colorado City

0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:52.520
<v Speaker 1>and that and then yeah, I mean I was just

0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 1>looking for people or like any signs of life, and

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 1>there's none. Even though they're all in.

0:42:55.920 --> 0:42:59.840
<v Speaker 2>There, you saw no people whatsoever. No people. That is wild.

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:01.759
<v Speaker 1>But now every time we drive by, of course I'm

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 1>like fully like erect looking out the window.

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Like absolutely no Harny is Wow.

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 4>I would really love to visit that at some point, Yeah,

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:18.360
<v Speaker 4>because I mean it is the worst of the polygamist cults.

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:22.680
<v Speaker 4>The leader is now in prison, Yeah, Warren.

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Jeff's oh you know his name and everything.

0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:28.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, terrible person, kind of a Voldemort type. He

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:32.000
<v Speaker 4>was caught in I think Las Vegas or something years ago.

0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 4>He was like in the FBI top ten or something.

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, top head, top ten.

0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:43.400
<v Speaker 4>He made it good for hid ten under ten. No

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:46.240
<v Speaker 4>he got He's now like running the thing from prison.

0:43:46.280 --> 0:43:48.319
<v Speaker 4>I think then I have a story to tell you

0:43:48.400 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 4>about all of this. I may have told this on

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:53.279
<v Speaker 4>this podcast before, But in college I had a math

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:56.400
<v Speaker 4>professor named Teresa. It was a little I mean, she

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:57.759
<v Speaker 4>was a good professor, but.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:01.240
<v Speaker 2>Like there was something off, okay, not quite right with Teresa,

0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:04.200
<v Speaker 2>you can tell. And she would occasionally like talk about

0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 2>or mention her personal life in waysury like that doesn't

0:44:06.560 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 2>sound like a normal person's personal life. That's living situation,

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:15.480
<v Speaker 2>doesn't quite click. Things weird, But a great math professor

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:19.440
<v Speaker 2>for my very low level math class. I moved on.

0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 4>I moved to LA and I started watching this documentary

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:28.360
<v Speaker 4>series called Polygamy USA. Which is about a polygamoist group

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:32.320
<v Speaker 4>that is a splinter from the one we're currently talking about.

0:44:32.840 --> 0:44:36.200
<v Speaker 4>This one is not as illegal. There's not as many

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:39.200
<v Speaker 4>dark things happening in this one. Okay, it's just people

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 4>getting married to a lot of women and being kind

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 4>of weird.

0:44:43.800 --> 0:44:46.200
<v Speaker 1>They're not marrying like like their wives.

0:44:46.239 --> 0:44:49.120
<v Speaker 2>There were like no children, none of that horrible stuff

0:44:49.440 --> 0:44:51.239
<v Speaker 2>as far as I can tell, just polygamy.

0:44:52.080 --> 0:44:55.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was just kind of strange people. But I

0:44:55.640 --> 0:44:56.839
<v Speaker 4>was watching it, loving it.

0:44:57.040 --> 0:44:59.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I want to watch it.

0:44:58.960 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I was.

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:00.919
<v Speaker 4>It was like one thirty in the morning one night,

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:05.960
<v Speaker 4>and suddenly Teresa is being interviewed. My math professor is

0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:10.680
<v Speaker 4>part of this group of people. No spoken. I think

0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 4>she might be kind of an advocate for whatever that is.

0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:17.919
<v Speaker 4>And no polygamous listeners. My apologies.

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:19.160
<v Speaker 5>I know there are a lot of you.

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:22.920
<v Speaker 4>There's so many of them, oh my god. And so

0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:25.800
<v Speaker 4>of course I was suddenly taking screenshots.

0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 1>Galore all your high school friends.

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean everyone needed to know. But of course

0:45:29.760 --> 0:45:31.760
<v Speaker 4>it mattered nothing to anyone.

0:45:31.360 --> 0:45:34.799
<v Speaker 1>Because that come on, No, if they didn't give you

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:36.520
<v Speaker 1>a reaction, I'm going to kill them. People.

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:42.040
<v Speaker 2>People have been excited. I hope they were for my sake.

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:44.200
<v Speaker 4>I think so, but I'm sure most people were like,

0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:46.760
<v Speaker 4>why are you just posting pictures of this very plain woman.

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:50.959
<v Speaker 4>I'll have to post some pictures of her soon.

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:52.680
<v Speaker 5>I mean that's fascinating, though.

0:45:52.840 --> 0:45:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Did she have did she dress the way that they

0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 1>dressed with, like the long floral addresses.

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 4>Right when she was teaching, so many braids, all the

0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 4>braids and the waves the hair.

0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:06.120
<v Speaker 1>The huge bangs and the braids.

0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:08.360
<v Speaker 2>They look great. They've got they've committed to a look.

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, at this point, I bet you i'd see

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:12.320
<v Speaker 1>some girl in Brooklyn wearing and looking.

0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:16.800
<v Speaker 4>Guaranteed if you the polygamist look, if you were walking

0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:18.640
<v Speaker 4>around Highland Park, people would be into it.

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:21.759
<v Speaker 5>They would be like, wow, she is so she's a billionaire.

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 4>Really, when she taught, she would just wear long skirts

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.600
<v Speaker 4>and you know, kind of just not the script clothes,

0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:33.040
<v Speaker 4>but not like the prairie dress.

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, she should have because I'm very popular.

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean I would have eaten it up when I go.

0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, when I go to Hurricane, and listen

0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:45.279
<v Speaker 1>to me, I'm saying it right, Hurricane, we can go

0:46:45.320 --> 0:46:47.239
<v Speaker 1>to the grocery store and if we see any like

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 1>polygamists there. I am like watching them like a hawk. Also,

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I should say too, my family is descended from Mormons.

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:56.040
<v Speaker 2>From Salt Lake Say, oh you're kidding.

0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, like my whole my mom on my mom's side,

0:46:59.280 --> 0:47:03.400
<v Speaker 1>both my grandmother and my grandfather were like broke away

0:47:03.400 --> 0:47:04.359
<v Speaker 1>from the Mormon Church.

0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:07.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, So what like what year did they break

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:08.279
<v Speaker 2>away from it?

0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean probably in like the God, I don't know,

0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:14.160
<v Speaker 1>the fifties.

0:47:13.760 --> 0:47:15.919
<v Speaker 2>Fifties what made them leave.

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I think they just moved away and then they kind

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:21.879
<v Speaker 1>of faded away from it all. But and they were

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:25.279
<v Speaker 1>like well educated, right, but then I think the Uh,

0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.319
<v Speaker 1>it's fascinating because we'll like look back at all the

0:47:27.320 --> 0:47:31.080
<v Speaker 1>family history and I remember reading like that, like you know,

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:35.040
<v Speaker 1>one of my distant relatives was like, yeah, you know,

0:47:35.120 --> 0:47:37.280
<v Speaker 1>I asked my dad why he didn't have other wives,

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:39.319
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, because I'm not a good enough man.

0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:41.440
<v Speaker 1>But really it was just because I don't think they

0:47:41.440 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>could afford it.

0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh interest, Yeah.

0:47:45.280 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 4>That's a practical reason not to have multiple wives. Hundreds

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:48.720
<v Speaker 4>of children.

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, too expensive? All the wives they want the diamond rings,

0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 1>you want to go shop becrs.

0:47:56.840 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 2>And the nights out.

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:03.760
<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, I would like when we had polygamists around

0:48:04.040 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 4>town when I was growing up. Yeah, you would go

0:48:05.680 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 4>to Walmart or whatever, and they'd be like barefoot kids,

0:48:08.280 --> 0:48:11.200
<v Speaker 4>like the women in the prairie dresses. Rarely would you

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:13.400
<v Speaker 4>see the men. Yes, they must have been at home.

0:48:13.840 --> 0:48:15.760
<v Speaker 4>They getting married to other women or something.

0:48:15.840 --> 0:48:17.880
<v Speaker 5>They're taking care of their other wives and kids.

0:48:18.160 --> 0:48:18.319
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:48:18.320 --> 0:48:20.440
<v Speaker 4>We had at least one polygamist in my high school

0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:22.359
<v Speaker 4>Esther the Polygamist.

0:48:22.480 --> 0:48:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh so she really incorporated into her name.

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Please call me Esther the Polygamist.

0:48:33.000 --> 0:48:34.799
<v Speaker 1>This was when you were in school, So she was

0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:37.279
<v Speaker 1>she was like in high school. Yeah, so she was

0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>already married.

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:41.319
<v Speaker 2>She was not married, Okay, that makes me feel better far,

0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah.

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:45.479
<v Speaker 1>Unless maybe she was in the eyes of the Mormon Church.

0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Because that's the other thing that I learned, which I'm

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:51.440
<v Speaker 1>sure you already know that a lot of the wives,

0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:54.279
<v Speaker 1>like obviously the guy will get married to one woman

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 1>and it'll be recognized in the eyes of like the

0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:59.640
<v Speaker 1>state of the of Utah. Right, But then the rest

0:48:59.640 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 1>of the marriages are through the Mormon Church.

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Well not the official Mormon church, right, so what.

0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Group? And then those those wives usually go on welfare,

0:49:11.320 --> 0:49:15.040
<v Speaker 1>so they because they can register as single parents.

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:16.520
<v Speaker 2>You should be teaching seminars.

0:49:16.600 --> 0:49:18.960
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Between the buildings and.

0:49:18.960 --> 0:49:22.280
<v Speaker 2>That, how does scam the US government?

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean I should be doing something Siller. Wow, if

0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:29.719
<v Speaker 1>comedy doesn't work over me and art doesn't work out

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:32.360
<v Speaker 1>for me, do.

0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:32.880
<v Speaker 2>You watch.

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know that that polygamous marriage has fallen apart

0:49:39.080 --> 0:49:42.880
<v Speaker 4>on TV. The guy is now just in a monogamous

0:49:42.920 --> 0:49:47.600
<v Speaker 4>relationship again. All of his wives divorced him, although I think, yeah,

0:49:47.600 --> 0:49:49.960
<v Speaker 4>he was only legally married to one of them. I

0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:52.040
<v Speaker 4>don't know which one that was. I think was the

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:54.880
<v Speaker 4>first one who's now left him. Yeah, so he's now

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm not quite sure where he is with Robin the

0:49:57.640 --> 0:50:00.680
<v Speaker 4>final wife. Wow, she's going to divorce him to I mean, yeah,

0:50:00.719 --> 0:50:01.719
<v Speaker 4>they're all getting out of that.

0:50:01.800 --> 0:50:03.840
<v Speaker 5>It clearly it runs in the family.

0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:06.680
<v Speaker 4>I mean that show, if you it's about twenty, it's

0:50:06.719 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 4>literally twenty seasons twenty, but you can hop in at nineteen.

0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh that makes me feel about air.

0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:14.520
<v Speaker 4>And nineteen is when the action begins because COVID hits

0:50:14.560 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 4>and they're suddenly filming themselves and he's going out of

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:21.880
<v Speaker 4>his mind. No, And it's very interesting delicious.

0:50:22.239 --> 0:50:25.359
<v Speaker 1>I do feel like reality TV in the last year

0:50:25.480 --> 0:50:28.880
<v Speaker 1>or two because of COVID, has become exponentially more insane.

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Like shit is hitting the fan in a way.

0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 5>That it hasn't previously.

0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, like between Real Housewives Salt Lake City and

0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:40.239
<v Speaker 1>like the stuff with vander Pump Rules and all that. Yeah,

0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:44.000
<v Speaker 1>of course, and then like Kyle on Beverly Hills Real Housewives,

0:50:44.160 --> 0:50:45.520
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot going on.

0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:49.920
<v Speaker 2>People are just breaking. They are absolutely a fully broken.

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Do you watch SLC Housewives? I do, Okay, did you?

0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Of course?

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:57.440
<v Speaker 1>It was so good.

0:50:57.800 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe that Monica's not coming back.

0:51:00.680 --> 0:51:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe it.

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:06.439
<v Speaker 2>She was so compelling, I mean easy to watch the show.

0:51:06.480 --> 0:51:07.160
<v Speaker 1>She saved the show.

0:51:07.239 --> 0:51:10.040
<v Speaker 2>She brought such a mess.

0:51:09.280 --> 0:51:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Such a delicious mess.

0:51:10.640 --> 0:51:12.480
<v Speaker 4>My guess is that she must have truly been a

0:51:12.560 --> 0:51:15.160
<v Speaker 4>nightmare to work with, like for the producers, because there's

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:16.840
<v Speaker 4>no way you would get rid of her otherwise.

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Right. Well, Also, I was just assuming that the producers

0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:21.040
<v Speaker 1>were in on the thing the whole time.

0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:25.880
<v Speaker 2>They knew they know them, or they're horrible at their jobs.

0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:28.200
<v Speaker 1>They knew it, they knew what they were. I think

0:51:28.200 --> 0:51:30.680
<v Speaker 1>it's more that she's like maybe crashed and burned after

0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:33.880
<v Speaker 1>the fact and burned bridges after the facts in a

0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:35.440
<v Speaker 1>maybe in desperation.

0:51:35.920 --> 0:51:38.640
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I mean because we've heard, you know, her talking

0:51:38.680 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 4>and scheming with her mom, right who.

0:51:42.960 --> 0:51:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Own show?

0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 1>That was so disturbing. I was like, whoa, this is

0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:48.120
<v Speaker 1>what an abusive mom looks like.

0:51:48.200 --> 0:51:51.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's a wild person. I mean when she had

0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:57.080
<v Speaker 4>to walk home instead of drive herself. So that lady

0:51:57.160 --> 0:51:58.120
<v Speaker 4>deserves her own network.

0:51:58.400 --> 0:52:02.000
<v Speaker 2>She really did shows that out of her mind. I mean, fully,

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:03.920
<v Speaker 2>let's do the Linda and Monica.

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Show I'd watched.

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:06.480
<v Speaker 5>I tune in.

0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm part of the problem. I tune into that.

0:52:10.960 --> 0:52:12.759
<v Speaker 2>I love being part of the problem.

0:52:13.160 --> 0:52:15.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't start watching reality TV until the pandemic, and

0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:17.000
<v Speaker 1>then I became an addict.

0:52:17.040 --> 0:52:19.880
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of how my journey is really similar. Started

0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:22.440
<v Speaker 2>with Ninety Day Fiance. Oh, I've never watched it, watched

0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:23.400
<v Speaker 2>a lot of I don't.

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:26.240
<v Speaker 4>Watch it anymore because I think I really oh deed Okay,

0:52:26.280 --> 0:52:28.200
<v Speaker 4>but that was my kind of entry point.

0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:30.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you need one show to get you hucked.

0:52:30.440 --> 0:52:31.279
<v Speaker 2>What was yours?

0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:37.320
<v Speaker 1>Well? I had some friends really pushing me to start

0:52:37.400 --> 0:52:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Real Housewives, and I started New York and I started

0:52:41.000 --> 0:52:43.440
<v Speaker 1>from the beginning, which was crazy wow, but it was

0:52:43.480 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 1>such a time warp, and it's like right when reality

0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:48.160
<v Speaker 1>TV's starting that it's kind of fascinating because like people

0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:49.879
<v Speaker 1>are saying things and doing things that they just don't

0:52:49.880 --> 0:52:52.640
<v Speaker 1>do on TV anymore, because like everyone knows that they're

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:55.560
<v Speaker 1>on a TV show now and they know the consequences

0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 1>of being on one. So I started and I was like, oh,

0:52:59.320 --> 0:53:00.719
<v Speaker 1>this is crazy, and I kind of would just have

0:53:00.760 --> 0:53:02.200
<v Speaker 1>it on the background, have it on the background, and

0:53:02.760 --> 0:53:05.759
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, I'm nine seasons in and then

0:53:05.840 --> 0:53:08.359
<v Speaker 1>like some crazy shit starts actually happening because they've been

0:53:08.400 --> 0:53:13.920
<v Speaker 1>on TV so long, like Luanne Dala SEPs gets cheated

0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:17.719
<v Speaker 1>on and I was like screaming, and I was like,

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:23.160
<v Speaker 1>this is like absolutely worth a long haul. So yeah,

0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:24.880
<v Speaker 1>so then I became I mean then I was like,

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I got to get into the other franchises.

0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 2>So have you watched all of the franchises?

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Now? Not all of them. I haven't really watched a

0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 1>ton of like Miami.

0:53:36.200 --> 0:53:38.320
<v Speaker 5>I started New Jersey relatively recently.

0:53:38.480 --> 0:53:40.840
<v Speaker 2>That's some big hit New Jerseys people love that.

0:53:41.680 --> 0:53:44.720
<v Speaker 4>I need to get into one more because I only

0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 4>have Salt Lake and then I have to wait a

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:47.160
<v Speaker 4>full year.

0:53:47.520 --> 0:53:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Man. I see the thing is the other one s

0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:51.880
<v Speaker 1>a great place to start because there's only like, what

0:53:52.000 --> 0:53:54.560
<v Speaker 1>four seasons, So I'm always like, that's a beautiful place

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:57.040
<v Speaker 1>for if someone want an entry point into real housewives,

0:53:57.080 --> 0:53:57.839
<v Speaker 1>listen to me right now.

0:53:58.200 --> 0:53:59.040
<v Speaker 5>You start with Salt.

0:53:58.920 --> 0:54:01.600
<v Speaker 4>Lake City and maybe skip season three. Yeah, no need,

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:03.960
<v Speaker 4>Maybe watch the first episode in the last.

0:54:03.719 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Of season three unless you want a real window into

0:54:05.640 --> 0:54:07.680
<v Speaker 1>who Gentshaw is true.

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:09.280
<v Speaker 5>And you've got to see the black Eye.

0:54:09.719 --> 0:54:14.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh the black Eye. Oh god, black Eye. Give me

0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:15.359
<v Speaker 2>a break.

0:54:15.680 --> 0:54:18.839
<v Speaker 1>With the black Just say who gave me the eyes?

0:54:19.040 --> 0:54:21.799
<v Speaker 4>The fact that she held that secret that long? What

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:22.600
<v Speaker 4>a disappointment?

0:54:22.560 --> 0:54:25.439
<v Speaker 1>Well to me, that speaks to like she's she's such

0:54:25.480 --> 0:54:29.440
<v Speaker 1>a like Heather is a strong person, it seems. And

0:54:29.480 --> 0:54:31.600
<v Speaker 1>then in other ways, I'm like, wow, what is going on?

0:54:31.680 --> 0:54:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Why are you like, I don't know if.

0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:36.480
<v Speaker 2>That's there's like a need to be popular or something. Yes,

0:54:36.760 --> 0:54:40.080
<v Speaker 2>well going on there. I have been to beauty lab.

0:54:40.440 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 2>You have multiple times to do what get my picture taken?

0:54:44.280 --> 0:54:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I have not given.

0:54:46.320 --> 0:54:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Them any money. No botox, no, no, that'll be my

0:54:51.680 --> 0:54:52.120
<v Speaker 2>next move.

0:54:52.160 --> 0:54:56.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to get blasted. I was in Utah last week.

0:54:56.560 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 4>I should have gone to their new location.

0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:00.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what.

0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:01.880
<v Speaker 2>A waste of time. That was all I did was

0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 2>see family. No waste of time are you doing?

0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:09.880
<v Speaker 5>You could have been at with the Sun Dance Queen.

0:55:13.520 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, I think we should play a game on

0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:20.440
<v Speaker 4>a leasis today. What do you think, gift Master?

0:55:20.600 --> 0:55:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay? I needed a number between one and ten from you.

0:55:23.600 --> 0:55:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh three, Okay, I have to do some light calculating,

0:55:26.680 --> 0:55:29.960
<v Speaker 4>so right now, you can recommend, promote, do whatever you want.

0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:30.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll be right back.

0:55:30.719 --> 0:55:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what to recommend and promote? Is this

0:55:33.239 --> 0:55:36.840
<v Speaker 1>my own stuff or is this like just general like either.

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:39.400
<v Speaker 2>I think you should promote something of your own and

0:55:39.440 --> 0:55:40.640
<v Speaker 2>then maybe recommend.

0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:45.919
<v Speaker 1>Recommend something else. Okay, I will promote. I have two

0:55:45.960 --> 0:55:50.640
<v Speaker 1>podcasts on Comedy Bang Bang World Patreon. One is called

0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:52.319
<v Speaker 1>This Book Changed My Life and the other one is

0:55:52.320 --> 0:55:55.319
<v Speaker 1>called Hey Randy. And then I have a solo show

0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:59.160
<v Speaker 1>at the Allegiant Theater that I've been doing on and off,

0:55:59.200 --> 0:56:01.879
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure there'll be more dates coming. So it's

0:56:01.920 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 1>called quit while I'm behind and you can follow me

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:08.040
<v Speaker 1>at my social media handle. Is such a nightmare at

0:56:08.160 --> 0:56:11.720
<v Speaker 1>l I L Y Y I L y just search

0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:15.319
<v Speaker 1>Lily Sullivan and I'm the last famous one that pops up.

0:56:16.800 --> 0:56:20.279
<v Speaker 1>And then oh and in terms of recommend oh god,

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm gonna recommend the protein waffles. And then

0:56:25.680 --> 0:56:26.200
<v Speaker 1>what else?

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:26.800
<v Speaker 5>What else?

0:56:27.400 --> 0:56:30.160
<v Speaker 4>The Kodiak Company's got to send us some waffles they got.

0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:31.960
<v Speaker 4>If they don't send us a bunch of free things,

0:56:32.080 --> 0:56:32.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to.

0:56:32.640 --> 0:56:33.319
<v Speaker 2>Wig it now.

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:35.439
<v Speaker 1>And if I find out that you got the free

0:56:35.440 --> 0:56:38.920
<v Speaker 1>stuff and you didn't share, if I get.

0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:40.680
<v Speaker 4>A bunch of free waffles, I'm going to load them

0:56:40.760 --> 0:56:42.400
<v Speaker 4>up and back them into your house.

0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:45.440
<v Speaker 5>Also, I would recommend going to Colorado City.

0:56:45.560 --> 0:56:47.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we should all go to Colorado City at some

0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:49.600
<v Speaker 4>point to be kind of chased by polygamus.

0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:52.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, especially if you're a man. I think you get chased.

0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Out of town.

0:56:52.640 --> 0:56:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that makes perfect sense because they're threatened competition.

0:56:55.080 --> 0:56:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and only so many younger men are allout in town.

0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel there's a whole thing about that they kick

0:57:00.520 --> 0:57:01.320
<v Speaker 2>young men out.

0:57:01.280 --> 0:57:05.120
<v Speaker 1>They do know. And then this is another thing, Uh,

0:57:05.520 --> 0:57:06.279
<v Speaker 1>oh is that fun?

0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:12.719
<v Speaker 4>That's the alarm, that's a polygamists alarms.

0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:13.120
<v Speaker 1>A little bit too much about them. But then I

0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:17.120
<v Speaker 1>was hearing from my extended family that that the polygamists

0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:19.480
<v Speaker 1>are very good at least from that from Colorado City

0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:22.760
<v Speaker 1>at doing tile. So tile they're known to do, like

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:24.360
<v Speaker 1>good tile in that area.

0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Wow, get a new new bath Yeah.

0:57:26.640 --> 0:57:29.800
<v Speaker 1>And then she was saying that they while they're doing

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:31.439
<v Speaker 1>the tile, like if they because she had them come

0:57:32.160 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 1>that they all started watching the TV.

0:57:34.640 --> 0:57:36.040
<v Speaker 5>Because they can't watch TV.

0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:36.840
<v Speaker 2>That is eerie.

0:57:37.080 --> 0:57:38.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and I was like, wow.

0:57:38.520 --> 0:57:41.040
<v Speaker 2>They're all kind of just slowly turning towards the TV.

0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:41.840
<v Speaker 5>Towards the TV.

0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Wow, actually the tile. I'm gonna have them redo both

0:57:44.880 --> 0:57:45.640
<v Speaker 2>of my bathrooms.

0:57:45.720 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 5>I mean, yeah, while you're while your beauty.

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:51.640
<v Speaker 4>Lab, I'm gonna pass through the beauty lab, drive to

0:57:51.680 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 4>Colorado City, pick up some polygamists men, bring them back here.

0:57:54.800 --> 0:57:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I love this and then love them.

0:57:56.480 --> 0:57:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Watching an episode of TV.

0:57:58.120 --> 0:58:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Protein Waffles, watch it on the big screen.

0:58:05.040 --> 0:58:07.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is how we play gift Master. I'm gonna

0:58:07.960 --> 0:58:12.000
<v Speaker 4>name three celebrities and three gifts, three things you can

0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:14.880
<v Speaker 4>give away, and you're gonna tell me which celebrity you

0:58:14.920 --> 0:58:16.560
<v Speaker 4>would give which gift and why.

0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:18.600
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, I hope I know all the celebrities, and.

0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I hope you do too. I'm okay, this is the

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:23.520
<v Speaker 2>first one. I hope.

0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:26.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't think I've ever said his name aloud. Barry Keegan?

0:58:27.240 --> 0:58:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Is that the guy's name the news?

0:58:28.600 --> 0:58:31.280
<v Speaker 5>That's the guy from the who drinks the bathwater?

0:58:32.080 --> 0:58:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:40.960
<v Speaker 4>God, Barry Keegan, Jose Conseco, famous baseball player, and Maroon five.

0:58:41.120 --> 0:58:44.640
<v Speaker 2>The band all five of them. Oh, isn't five people

0:58:44.680 --> 0:58:45.160
<v Speaker 2>in the band.

0:58:45.320 --> 0:58:47.920
<v Speaker 5>There's got to be right, otherwise I'd be like you idiots.

0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:51.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm wonder and I'm very curious. It's just one guy.

0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's only what's his name?

0:58:53.080 --> 0:58:58.200
<v Speaker 2>At uh, divine divine Levine, Adam Levie, Adam Levi, Adam Levine,

0:58:58.600 --> 0:58:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Adam Levine.

0:59:00.400 --> 0:59:02.920
<v Speaker 4>Yes, there must be five on Elise, What do you

0:59:02.960 --> 0:59:05.440
<v Speaker 4>think there are forty members of this a cappella?

0:59:06.040 --> 0:59:07.880
<v Speaker 6>That's like a history of things. I guess it's like

0:59:08.000 --> 0:59:11.160
<v Speaker 6>recently there was they were a seven piece band.

0:59:11.240 --> 0:59:12.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know.

0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:14.640
<v Speaker 6>I'm looking trying to get to the origin. No, but

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:16.600
<v Speaker 6>clearly they haven't five.

0:59:16.520 --> 0:59:18.240
<v Speaker 5>Five no, no, no, no no.

0:59:18.840 --> 0:59:20.560
<v Speaker 1>If you have two other band members, they need to

0:59:20.560 --> 0:59:23.000
<v Speaker 1>be off stage. Just show me five.

0:59:24.080 --> 0:59:28.040
<v Speaker 4>Those two should be behind a curtain. Get them out

0:59:28.080 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 4>of the band.

0:59:28.840 --> 0:59:29.520
<v Speaker 5>How dare they?

0:59:29.920 --> 0:59:32.560
<v Speaker 4>Okay, So those are the three celebrities, Berry Keikan, Jose

0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:35.960
<v Speaker 4>Canseco Marine five uh. And these are the three gifts.

0:59:36.080 --> 0:59:40.520
<v Speaker 4>Number one a badass sword, number two a swimmer's torso,

0:59:41.160 --> 0:59:45.360
<v Speaker 4>and number three a blood thirsty fan base. Whoa, those

0:59:45.400 --> 0:59:47.120
<v Speaker 4>are all great gifts.

0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, geez, A sword, a bloodthirsty fan base, and.

0:59:55.080 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 2>A what swimmers torso?

1:00:00.680 --> 1:00:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay? I think Berry Berry Berry Berry is gonna get

1:00:07.760 --> 1:00:11.080
<v Speaker 1>the torso. And I'm gonna tell you why. He's got

1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:15.160
<v Speaker 1>to drink some bath water off that torso, like all

1:00:15.200 --> 1:00:17.560
<v Speaker 1>a body shot, you know what I mean.

1:00:17.960 --> 1:00:21.960
<v Speaker 2>So you're giving him like someone's torso has been chopped

1:00:22.040 --> 1:00:24.360
<v Speaker 2>up and if it's like dropped on his porch. So

1:00:24.480 --> 1:00:27.200
<v Speaker 2>he's not going to have the torso. No, no, no, no,

1:00:27.520 --> 1:00:29.280
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna have a cadaver.

1:00:29.840 --> 1:00:33.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like you know when you do like ice sluge,

1:00:33.840 --> 1:00:36.880
<v Speaker 1>it's like a party party torso. You said it up

1:00:36.960 --> 1:00:40.760
<v Speaker 1>and you drink bathwater off. People are gonna be obsessed.

1:00:40.920 --> 1:00:43.480
<v Speaker 4>That's gonna be the new like Instagram party thing that

1:00:43.520 --> 1:00:46.080
<v Speaker 4>everyone has. It's like the three D camera. Now people

1:00:46.080 --> 1:00:48.560
<v Speaker 4>will be drinking off of a chopped up torso.

1:00:48.800 --> 1:00:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm pretty sure that they all have. All of

1:00:51.320 --> 1:00:54.720
<v Speaker 1>these people that you've listed have they're in shape, they

1:00:54.720 --> 1:00:55.720
<v Speaker 1>have nice enough bodies.

1:00:55.880 --> 1:00:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, these are there. I assume I would think we

1:00:58.760 --> 1:00:59.120
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

1:00:59.160 --> 1:01:02.680
<v Speaker 4>I mean, has four hundred members of it's probably all

1:01:02.760 --> 1:01:04.000
<v Speaker 4>different shapes and sizes.

1:01:05.480 --> 1:01:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So then jose Canseco, I'm going.

1:01:08.160 --> 1:01:08.880
<v Speaker 5>To give him a sword.

1:01:09.360 --> 1:01:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh interest jumped the balls in half. He gives me

1:01:13.400 --> 1:01:14.800
<v Speaker 2>kind of an aggressive vibe.

1:01:15.040 --> 1:01:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:01:15.440 --> 1:01:18.000
<v Speaker 4>I feel like he's on Twitter or something. It's one

1:01:18.000 --> 1:01:20.080
<v Speaker 4>of these people kind of tweeting wild things.

1:01:20.160 --> 1:01:22.480
<v Speaker 5>See, that's the thing. Certain people they can't.

1:01:22.200 --> 1:01:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Have, certainly, not like an aging baseball player.

1:01:25.160 --> 1:01:27.840
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, Also, no need. What are you doing?

1:01:27.960 --> 1:01:28.480
<v Speaker 3>No you need?

1:01:28.720 --> 1:01:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Why are you trying to fill.

1:01:29.800 --> 1:01:31.600
<v Speaker 1>The money in the world? What are you doing online?

1:01:31.640 --> 1:01:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I do something.

1:01:32.440 --> 1:01:34.320
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing about social media that made it so sad.

1:01:34.720 --> 1:01:35.160
<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

1:01:35.280 --> 1:01:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Is he dead?

1:01:35.760 --> 1:01:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's dead, gas dead.

1:01:38.360 --> 1:01:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. It's just heh.

1:01:40.320 --> 1:01:42.800
<v Speaker 6>He's been arrested for a bunch of things like reckless

1:01:42.880 --> 1:01:45.080
<v Speaker 6>driving and carrying a loaded semi automatics.

1:01:45.760 --> 1:01:46.920
<v Speaker 5>So he doesn't need a sword.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or maybe they've all been taken from him.

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the weapons.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't give him the bloodthirsty fan base because then

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna be encouraging that.

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<v Speaker 2>Behavior of an army.

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<v Speaker 1>So I actually, maybe I've to give him the torso,

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<v Speaker 1>because well, what's he gonna do with that? He's going

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<v Speaker 1>to party the little too hard because obviously it's a

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<v Speaker 1>party torso. All Right, I'm still gonna give him the sword.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be chaotic no matter what. He's already he's

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<v Speaker 1>already got weapons.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe trips and falls on it.

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<v Speaker 5>Him and Howard Stern double.

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<v Speaker 2>Come to our double funeral. You and I are singing

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<v Speaker 2>and our bird is flying around the church.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So yeah, so that that that's what I would do.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the blood thirsty fan base goes to Moroon

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<v Speaker 1>five because they need it. They need it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like their fan base's best is probably tip it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>probably people who are like I guess I like them.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard them on the radio. I heard them on

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<v Speaker 4>Jack f M.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a lot of people go in and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, there was a show happening in their

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<v Speaker 1>you know, small city. They know, They're like, who's headlining?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Maroon five?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's part of a corporate retreat or something absol.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hate it. They could have gotten rid of

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<v Speaker 2>two of the people on stage, but they were fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Adam's really the only one that you know from

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<v Speaker 1>the band.

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<v Speaker 2>No one knows anyone else in They didn't tell you

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<v Speaker 2>another face or instrument. Is he working to keep the

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<v Speaker 2>other people nameless?

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<v Speaker 5>Ye, he's trying to keep them back and down.

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<v Speaker 2>He is keeping them in Colorado City, his own.

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<v Speaker 1>They're probably not allowed to watch TV or anything.

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<v Speaker 4>They're very good at tiling. Maroon five tiled my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>That I'd wear a shirt with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody printing Maroon five printed?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, are you listening? I know you reach out, Come on, Nellie,

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<v Speaker 1>are you.

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<v Speaker 2>There, buddy? Beautifully played, really thoughtful and uh, we've all

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<v Speaker 2>gotten to kind of picture a swimmer's torso completely removed

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<v Speaker 2>from a body.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, I really truly did not understand the event.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it to that person like they would now have

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<v Speaker 1>a nice boty.

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<v Speaker 2>You took it in a much better way, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>really really dark. You created a whole new party trend,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a hannibal lector party. I mean it sounds fine,

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<v Speaker 2>sounds delightful.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. It's

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<v Speaker 4>called I said no emails, and people write into I

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<v Speaker 4>said no gifts at gmail dot com listeners begging for help.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just desperate.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I help them. Would you mind helping of course. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get into the dock here. Okay, well, this looks

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<v Speaker 2>like it's going to be extremely long. Everybody buckle up, boy,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna clear my throat.

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<v Speaker 4>Dearest Bridger on Elise and disrespectful yet gracious guest.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice. Oh wow, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we're gonna have to blow through this because this

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<v Speaker 4>is the Bible. This is a retrospective question, as I

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<v Speaker 4>already lived through this horribly awkward event. I had been

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<v Speaker 4>seeing someone for around a month and a month and

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<v Speaker 4>a half leading up to Christmas. I am a student

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<v Speaker 4>and the person was a friend of a friend and

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<v Speaker 4>lived two and a half hours away from me. We

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<v Speaker 4>had a pretty immediate spark, but it died down for

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<v Speaker 4>me as we spent time together. Oh if tail is

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<v Speaker 4>oldest time. I wasn't sure if it was me losing

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<v Speaker 4>interest or just being stressed with exam season to think

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<v Speaker 4>about a potential relationship with this person, but once I

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<v Speaker 4>was on winter break, things became clear and I decided

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to pursue it any further. Christmas heartache,

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<v Speaker 4>I texted this person that the distance wasn't working for me,

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<v Speaker 4>but their answer was just along the lines of they

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<v Speaker 4>are so willing to make it work and they hope

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<v Speaker 4>I am too.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>And then they invited me to drive up to their

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<v Speaker 4>place for the day. Oh, this is the beginning of

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<v Speaker 4>a horror movie. So I drove up to their place

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<v Speaker 4>and decided to end it when I got there. The

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<v Speaker 4>thing is that when I walked into the house, their

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<v Speaker 4>roommates were sitting in the middle of the living room,

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<v Speaker 4>so I couldn't do it right away. Okay, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>We're about halfway through here. And then they asked me

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<v Speaker 4>if I wanted to open my Christmas present. I had

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<v Speaker 4>already given I'm an early Christmas present before this, and

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know what to do because they had already

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<v Speaker 4>bought it for me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I opened it. Yep, And then I thought, well,

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<v Speaker 2>now I can't just end things right after opening a

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<v Speaker 2>gift from them, right And basically things like this kept

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<v Speaker 2>on happening for the whole afternoon.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, this is have to giving me Christmas gifts all

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<v Speaker 5>day long?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that what happens in Gone Girl? I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>So I ended up awkwardly spending like three hours with them.

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<v Speaker 4>I finally forced myself to just say what I had

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<v Speaker 4>had to say and end it. And that was also

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<v Speaker 4>horribly awkward and uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, good, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry that was long. Thank you so much for the apology.

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<v Speaker 4>I just wanted to give a good picture of how

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<v Speaker 4>awkward things were, because then I was faced with two

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<v Speaker 4>situations that actually made things more awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my.

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<v Speaker 4>Number one, they were about to make a snack for

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<v Speaker 4>us to eat, maybe a protein waffle, absolutely, and when

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<v Speaker 4>we were done talking, they said they were going to

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<v Speaker 4>still make food. I said I'd get out of their

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<v Speaker 4>hair and head out, but they replied, no, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>have to unless you want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>This unleashed pretty deep pettiness I didn't know I had

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<v Speaker 4>in me, and I decided I had to stay. I

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely overstayed my welcome and sat in their kitchen, eating

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<v Speaker 4>their food and chatting with their roommates until they basically

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<v Speaker 4>kicked me out, Which brings us to question one, how

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<v Speaker 4>long is this event?

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<v Speaker 2>We're almost done?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I was like, oh I could answer

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<v Speaker 1>that question now. Oh wait, No, there's more questions.

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<v Speaker 4>Number one, would you have stayed? What would you have done?

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<v Speaker 4>Number two? What do I do about the gift? A

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<v Speaker 4>lot of my friends and family are judging me for

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<v Speaker 4>taking a home with me, But what was I supposed

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<v Speaker 4>to do? I wasn't asking for the gift that I

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<v Speaker 4>gave them back, and they had already spent money to

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<v Speaker 4>get me a gift. Would you have left the gift

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<v Speaker 4>with them or would you have taken it? I never

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<v Speaker 4>give gifts to get something in return. Oh okay. I

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<v Speaker 4>believe if you give something. I believe if you give

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<v Speaker 4>something to someone, then whatever they do is up to them.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I'm looking for validation or for okay,

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<v Speaker 4>or for someone to tell me I was wrong, But

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<v Speaker 4>either way, I appreciate you taking the time to read

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<v Speaker 4>this very long email while they were all aware. Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>wishing you the very best. You brighten my thursdays. Buttering

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<v Speaker 4>me up last minute, Zoe.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Zoe. Wow, Okay, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What it's a book? Pitch.

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<v Speaker 1>It is great manuscript. I've been in a similar situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to break up, like right around Christmas with

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<v Speaker 1>the guy what happened?

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<v Speaker 5>And he gave me gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, and I still dumped him, And I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you the gifts we had. Basically, I think I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember exactly the timeline, but I I think I broke

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<v Speaker 1>up with him, and he, in the process came upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>like with me and brought a bunch of the Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>gifts to like almost guilt me. And then I opened

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<v Speaker 1>them all after he left, and they were all like

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<v Speaker 1>inside joke, and I was like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to garbage. That's easy, girl.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like, first of all, you never you

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<v Speaker 1>never have to stay anywhere you don't want to stay.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, especially not in this creepy cabin he's lured

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<v Speaker 2>you into.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and even if he's doing his best to like

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<v Speaker 1>guilty or keep you there, you can always leave. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't owe him.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything, no, no, unless the gift was great, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you owe the world.

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<v Speaker 1>The car you're hand in marriage.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think that's true. I mean the overdoing it

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<v Speaker 4>with the staying. I think she didn't go far enough

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<v Speaker 4>with the overdoing it. Yes, you can overdo it. You've

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<v Speaker 4>got to ruin his life. You do become the worst water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, stay there for weeks if you're really need to.

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<v Speaker 2>Try, and then kind of evict him from your new

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<v Speaker 2>home and just make his life a living hell. Keeping

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<v Speaker 2>the gift was okay to keep the gift.

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<v Speaker 5>Gift, Well, it depends if the gifts like a diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's it's all about it's if they

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<v Speaker 1>clearly spent a lot of money and could return it

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<v Speaker 1>and you feel guilty keeping it, right, then okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe give it back to them. But if it's like

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<v Speaker 1>something like you know, enjoy the gift, it's like just

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<v Speaker 1>keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more amplicated.

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<v Speaker 5>To go and like give it back and hash it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like I'm I'm a big fan of those kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of breakups where you just go like cold turkey, don't

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<v Speaker 1>speak to that person.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's like, no, I have to like go and get

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<v Speaker 1>coffee with them, Like, no, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>What They're not going to be part of your life

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<v Speaker 2>any You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to open that wound again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just clean, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Sign literally unnecessary. But I think a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>get caught up in like I have to like, I

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<v Speaker 1>but I loved this person for so long and they

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<v Speaker 1>have to I'm so used to talking to them, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, you never gonna get over it if

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<v Speaker 1>you keeps seeing them for fucking coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>Neither of you wins.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I feel like the problem Zoe has is

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<v Speaker 4>these judgy friends and families.

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<v Speaker 2>I get rid of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. I think you're she's trying to please everybody

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<v Speaker 1>and you just can't. You got to do what what

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<v Speaker 1>makes you feel best.

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<v Speaker 2>Zoe has to isolate, cut off everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead and find a cabin in the woods, not

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<v Speaker 5>this guy's.

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<v Speaker 2>Cabin, maybe next door, and make it your own Colorado

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<v Speaker 2>And you don't even have to finish the house.

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<v Speaker 1>There's plenty of men there and body women and children

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<v Speaker 1>to be friends with.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of tax break could you possibly be getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, by that point, you're paying for the gift and

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<v Speaker 1>more with the tax break you're getting in Colorado City.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, I do think like I mean, it's always.

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<v Speaker 1>So messy breakups because they're like you, clearly you have

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<v Speaker 1>stuff of theirs, they have stuff of yours. I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>let them keep it. Yeah, it doesn't matter that much.

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<v Speaker 2>In three months it'll all be forgotten.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody give you. Think about all the stuff in your

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<v Speaker 1>house that goes to goodwill, not to call it back.

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<v Speaker 2>We know none of the things will be tried on

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<v Speaker 2>in store.

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<v Speaker 1>That stuff's going in a landfill, no matter what, No

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<v Speaker 1>matter what he gave you, it can't be that good.

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<v Speaker 1>What was it? A Stanley kind?

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<v Speaker 2>I know of all the details in this forty t

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me what you got.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me otherwise I'm just like, I don't understand. It

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<v Speaker 1>would have to be the gift would help me understand

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<v Speaker 1>why it's so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, this precious gem.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, I'm like, I don't think you really

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<v Speaker 1>like this person. Clearly this guy seems to have some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hold over you or your guilt. Does that

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<v Speaker 1>you keep going back?

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<v Speaker 2>He basically lives in another state.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't. You could never speak to this person again.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe this gift was like a car Zobe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, a new boat or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we can't answer the question fully because Zoe, Zoe

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<v Speaker 2>fortunately failed.

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<v Speaker 5>I love you, Zoe, but you really fucked that one up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Zoe will take you know the kind of swamp

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<v Speaker 4>of information we just provided and.

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<v Speaker 2>Fix your life. Yeah, fix your.

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<v Speaker 4>Life with that information. We answered this as perfectly as

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<v Speaker 4>we possibly could have.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just want to say, I kept all those

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<v Speaker 1>gifts from that guy that I broke.

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<v Speaker 2>Up with, and do you still have look at me now,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any one of those gifts. Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>wonder who has them? Some landfill probably, And now you're

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<v Speaker 2>here being a beautiful artist, exactly, Zoe.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be Zoe, could be you, Zoe painting a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful picture like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Lily, I've had such a wonderful time.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, me too.

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<v Speaker 2>And I now have this beautiful piece of art. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to frame.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, sorry I didn't bring a frame and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then sell to our billionaire listener. Please reach out, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>begging you. Let me stay in your vacation home. Just

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<v Speaker 4>so wonderful time with you. Thank you for being.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, ah Joy, thank you so much for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>Listener.

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<v Speaker 4>The podcast is, it's never been more over. It's just ending,

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<v Speaker 4>move on, I love you, goodbye, I said No Gifts

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<v Speaker 4>is an exactly right production. It's produced by our dear

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<v Speaker 4>friend Annalise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday,

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<v Speaker 4>and we couldn't do it without our guest booker Patrick Kottner.

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<v Speaker 4>The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

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<v Speaker 4>worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>At I said, no gifts. I don't want to hear

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<v Speaker 4>any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

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<v Speaker 4>all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

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<v Speaker 4>to see pictures of the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>Invt did you hear?

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<v Speaker 3>Funa Man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest, Tom,

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 3>your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>So how do you dare to surbey me