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Speaker 1: Well, I invite, did you hear.

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Speaker 2: Thought?

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Speaker 3: I made myself perfectly clear. But you're a guest to

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Speaker 3: my home. You gotta come to me empty And I said,

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Speaker 3: no guests. Your presences presents enough. I already had too

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Speaker 3: much stuff, So how did you dare to surbey.

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Speaker 4: Mean welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineker.

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Speaker 4: We're in the backyard. It's raining. It is raining. I

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Speaker 4: don't know if you can hear that kind of dropping, dropping, dropping.

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Speaker 4: I hope that the sound of rain is not as

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Speaker 4: triggering for you as it is for me. I'm slowly

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Speaker 4: kind of trying to re embrace the rain can sound

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Speaker 4: nice now that my home isn't flooding. But what else

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Speaker 4: is going on? I tried some jeans on in a

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Speaker 4: bathroom stall last week. This is you know, thrift stores

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Speaker 4: I had to sneak my jeans into the men's restroom

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Speaker 4: and try them on in a bathroom stall. Where are

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Speaker 4: what's happening? Where are we not?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 4: Is it saverers? But this is also happening at Goodwill

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Speaker 4: all of these places. I want to shame them. Let

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Speaker 4: me try my pants on in your business. I don't

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Speaker 4: want to be in the bathroom. I'm just gonna have

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Speaker 4: to start stealing them. Oh what am I talking about.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk to the guest. I adore today's guest. It's

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Speaker 4: Lily Sullivan. Hello, Lily, Welcome, Toya.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here.

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Speaker 4: I'm thrilled to have you here. And I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think it may be the rain. That's just you know,

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Speaker 4: I feel like I brought an interesting energy.

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Speaker 1: It's peaceful.

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Speaker 4: Okay, good, it's starting to sound nice. This used to

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Speaker 4: as of last like the last two weeks. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: the rain can can not be getting everything wet?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I want the mood, but I don't want

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Speaker 2: Way worse, way worse, but I never really.

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Speaker 1: Bitched about it. And then now I come here and

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Speaker 4: Because there the weather is consistently different. Yes, you know,

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Speaker 4: here we get two weeks of rain, a year and

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Speaker 1: It's completely changed who I am. I'm a different person.

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Speaker 1: Your family doesn't recognize they don't know me anymore.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't even speak to them. Yeah, we can

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Speaker 2: You're from Colorado, I am.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I grew up in Chicago till I was ten,

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Speaker 1: and then I moved to Colorado with my mom. To

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Speaker 5: Well you know that Chicago accent is still with me.

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Speaker 2: Well, I feel like people in Colorado say Colorado.

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Speaker 4: Yes, We've talked about this on this podcast before. I

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Speaker 1: Did you just say it like it's how?

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Speaker 2: Did you just say I say Colorado.

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Speaker 5: Because you're a Southwest person?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and Colorado people say Colorado on at least you

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Speaker 6: I literally never heard Colorado until I moved.

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Speaker 6: It's also ironic even like you think in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 4: For its culture bad and Nevada. People say, Nevada.

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Speaker 1: No, that's insane, it's Nevada. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: Nelly? Reach Out? That's I know you are.

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Speaker 4: Number one listener. Okay, well, what else has been going on?

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Speaker 4: It's raining you're wearing denim.

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Speaker 5: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: I'm in Canadian taxedo looks great, Thank you. I don't

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Speaker 4: I feel like everyone at some point kind of just

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Speaker 5: Also, I feel you about the whole thrift story thing.

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Speaker 5: It's absolutely tragic.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand. Well, I actually know what's going on

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Speaker 2: Come on, that's not stopping me from shoplifting.

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Speaker 1: They're throwing half that stuff in the trash. Anyway, it's

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Speaker 4: It makes absolutely no sense. And the fact that I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly what are we talking You want me to steal?

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Speaker 4: I will steal right in front of an employee, bring

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Speaker 2: My new jeans. Don't make me so, I'm just not

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Speaker 4: I go there and I kind of browse and think, well,

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Speaker 4: I could try this all. Yes, but I don't feel

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Speaker 1: No, I feel like you have to. It's either you

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Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what I do.

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Speaker 5: Like vintage fairs, you.

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Speaker 2: Just go and lycra Yeah. Oh yeah, that's really not

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Speaker 2: a bad idea. I'm going to invest in some sort

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Speaker 5: Out one's of some kind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of a leotard just wandering around Goodwill.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, perfect done.

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Speaker 4: That's really smart. Okay, well that kind of solves my problem.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't though, because like sometimes you really

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Speaker 2: Also, I don't feel like they have mirrors. No, no,

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Speaker 4: Find like a used mirror that you would be able

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Speaker 4: to purchase there exactly. That reminds me of during the

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Speaker 2: Do you remember this? No? Why what so?

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Speaker 5: I I remember that?

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Speaker 2: Why not.

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Speaker 5: Yeah they are. And the place was terrible.

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Speaker 2: Now you're absolutely free.

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Speaker 1: I was expecting them to be like, oh, yeah, all.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about it, like I'm so like Midwest

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Speaker 5: I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: I'll just I'll eat the screw'd we loved it?

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Speaker 1: Bugs, yeah, oh yeah, that happened too often, like.

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Speaker 2: Fly that I'm thinking about. Okay, I don't like it,

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Speaker 4: The grasshopper is like it got there at the farms.

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Speaker 5: It's been there for a while.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's dreams of working at what's the salad place

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Speaker 1: Finds grasshopper had big dreams Megan Nan in Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: And now Farrell's chewing on it.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, that must be the dream for a grasshopper.

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Speaker 2: To be eaten by Forrell. Yeah, that's my dream.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, same, same, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of celebrities that i've assumed I've

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Speaker 5: There's certainly, I mean that's really big.

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Speaker 2: Two of the most famous people alive and dead. Rip.

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Speaker 2: You saw the ghost right, she was in my bedroom

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Speaker 5: He must be dead too at this point.

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Speaker 2: How he died, I mean now he's probably oh God,

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Speaker 1: Cops.

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Speaker 2: R I P. Howard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just to cover our bases, r I P.

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Speaker 1: Howard.

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Speaker 4: Howard Sern is the one person alive that I feel

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Speaker 4: like we can talk about in this way and he

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Speaker 1: I think, and Honor is not.

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Speaker 2: Dead now, but if he is dead, we love it.

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Speaker 1: We love it.

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Speaker 4: There's no winning in this situation, so we just have

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think that's good, unless he like went out in

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Speaker 2: We do not that terrorists secret terror as Howard Stern.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we covered it there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, as much as I'd like to talk about

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Speaker 2: To the podcast.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was excited too.

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Speaker 4: The rain kind of was soothing me. I'll say it

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Uh, and something else right the podcast is called I

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Speaker 2: said no gifts.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to tell you that.

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Speaker 1: I know. I and I remember I got the email

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Speaker 2: How was that a defense in any way? I couldn't

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Speaker 5: I just I really like adore.

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Speaker 2: You, okay, okay, and turning around myself.

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Speaker 1: I wanted I had to give you something. The universe

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a perfect excuse.

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Speaker 2: Totally.

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Speaker 4: I just need somebody to say something nice to me

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Speaker 1: You know what you need to do with compliments. You

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Speaker 1: I need like three compliments.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's good, So you give it. You just say compliment,

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Speaker 1: Exactly, but and it better be. But sometimes it'll be

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Speaker 1: like your hair.

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Speaker 5: Is brown and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: No, no, state.

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Speaker 1: Of fact exactly. That's doesn't work. That's doesn't work.

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Speaker 4: I don't need you to state effect at make Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 4: Well we have this gift here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you want to open it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in kind of a it's in like a

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I think this was a gift to me.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome to keep.

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Speaker 2: I'm not keeping that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you want to. It's so I have.

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Speaker 4: Enough tots in my life. I've got enough canvas bags.

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00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,800
Speaker 4: I'm not taking your beautiful no more.

455
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,320
Speaker 5: So my gift is I'm not going to give you this,

456
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,480
Speaker 5: but I.

457
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,120
Speaker 2: Am what is happening.

458
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,120
Speaker 5: I'm going to try your portrait.

459
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:31,199
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is incredible. Lily has taken out

460
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,840
Speaker 2: a giant like pad pad of paper, but it's like

461
00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:35,800
Speaker 2: leather bound.

462
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,600
Speaker 5: It's fancy.

463
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the biggest moleskin that was ever made.

464
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:44,200
Speaker 2: It's like a gag moleskin, like those clown sunglass version

465
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Speaker 2: of a moleskin.

466
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Speaker 5: I got it at a joke shop, an expensive one.

467
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,240
Speaker 2: It's a really classy gag store.

468
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's everything's a million dollars. You'd love it.

469
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,880
Speaker 1: It's next to All Time.

470
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Speaker 2: They started to ext.

471
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Speaker 4: All the Time is owned by two clowns, very expensive clowns.

472
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:08,680
Speaker 4: So everything is farm fresh.

473
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,560
Speaker 2: So you're gonna draw.

474
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's one more catch what I'm gonna drive you.

475
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,320
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna look down at at what I'm

476
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,080
Speaker 1: drying because I feel like that would just it would

477
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:19,440
Speaker 1: be too.

478
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,920
Speaker 2: Vulnerable, to be extremely vulnerable for both of us, for

479
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 2: both of us.

480
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Speaker 4: It's a on Alise, would you mind doing a recording

481
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,680
Speaker 4: this as a video as well, just in case?

482
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please? Oh the mic there's a lot hand.

483
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,040
Speaker 4: So we'll set this up in some way over there.

484
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 4: There will be some at least a clip of this happening.

485
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,680
Speaker 2: This is a huge project, and I don't want you to.

486
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 4: Okay, I can't look. There would be a decent amount

487
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 4: of bias there.

488
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,679
Speaker 5: And then do you want anything?

489
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Speaker 1: You want anything?

490
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 5: Fun?

491
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Speaker 2: Oh, let's see, app I would love to be for

492
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 2: me to be climbing a tree. Climbing a tree possible,

493
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,680
Speaker 2: I can put you in a tree. You can put

494
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 2: in a tree. I'll settle for that.

495
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 1: Climbing a tree. It sounds really hard.

496
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,199
Speaker 2: What level of art skill do you have?

497
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Speaker 1: Okay, I am first, I'm gonna start drawing, so I'm

498
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 1: now me talking is going to.

499
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Speaker 2: Be completely I do want to explain to the listener

500
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,199
Speaker 2: right now, Lily is is very meaningful eye contact with

501
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 2: me in a way that's it's disarming. Yeah, she's looking

502
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 2: at me like, well, yeah.

503
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 1: Because now I'm starting, I'm starting.

504
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't and she has to look at me

505
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 4: and I have to look at her, and so we're

506
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 4: both it's.

507
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 5: Vulnerable looking at you though.

508
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm just also not looking at the art.

509
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 1: And I think also you should know that tree is

510
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 1: just going to be in the background at this one,

511
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: because I think it's too big. Whenever I'm drying.

512
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I can't. I can't look. I can't look.

513
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 2: So you're drawing the tree right now?

514
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 1: Well, now I'm doing your face first. You thought I

515
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 1: was doing a tree.

516
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 4: So from the glimpse that I got, I cannot wait

517
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 4: to see how the sturns into my face.

518
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 5: I gotta get your teeth now.

519
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 4: Okay, she's looking at my teeth, she's I'm looking. I'm

520
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 4: trying to give you my there. I'm trying to talk

521
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,160
Speaker 4: to you, but also remain still.

522
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to do the leaves of the tree.

523
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 2: And she's also only using one color, so this is

524
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Speaker 2: going to be you know, I'm going back in doing

525
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Speaker 2: the lines right.

526
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just doing the outline.

527
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a So she's using a brown marker.

528
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit you with the orange now.

529
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got to get some orange in there. Thank you.

530
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 2: I appreciate kind of being true to who I am

531
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Speaker 2: and my hair color.

532
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: I would be doing if I had like all the

533
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 1: colors in the world, I would be doing, like you know,

534
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 1: more browns and more.

535
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 5: Ron in my hair too. Okay, just to really emphasize.

536
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 2: Do you want me to take my shirt off? What's next?

537
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: This is a good.

538
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 4: I just see like from you know, just the corner

539
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 4: of my icy blur is happening on the page.

540
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna look really good. Also, you have

541
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 1: very beautiful blue eyes. If you don't mind me saying.

542
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 2: Keep bringing the cops.

543
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 1: I know.

544
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 2: The eyes are happening.

545
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 5: Now I'm doing your jacket like this similar.

546
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 2: The jacket is kind of a bluish. So that's happening.

547
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: That's good, and we're almost done. By the way, I

548
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: don't landing.

549
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 4: I feel like you're getting the jacket in the correct place,

550
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 4: I hope. So yeah, what I can tell by not

551
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 4: looking at.

552
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: I want the viewer to know I haven't looked down.

553
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: If people are not even a.

554
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 4: Moment and I've kind of cheated, I've looked, I could

555
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 4: at least kind of see it because I'm in a

556
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 4: better position.

557
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing what your what your shirt says right now.

558
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 2: Oh wonderful, it's like a five year old. This is

559
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 2: going to be a perfect drawing.

560
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: Okay, now it's some greenery the tree.

561
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 2: There's some plants back here.

562
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: Oh, I could get some pinks also with the.

563
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot that. I requested that. I'm climbing

564
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: a tree.

565
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: But you're not climbing long. It's literally I'm just drawing

566
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: the background that you have behind you.

567
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 2: And then there's only so much you can do.

568
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: Give a little color to your face, just a little yellow.

569
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 4: Okay, kind of a classic skin.

570
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: Tone, and I think that about wraps it up. Okay,

571
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 2: So are you ready? Are we ready for it to

572
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 2: be presented? Okay, present it to the camera first, and

573
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: then I'll see it. Oh wow, big reveal. It's okay,

574
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 2: let me take it life. Oh my, this is actually

575
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: way better than I expected. This is a beautiful piece

576
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Speaker 2: of art.

577
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Speaker 1: Thank you.

578
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 2: This is really I mean, but it could sell in

579
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: New York for and it will.

580
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: New York for one hundred.

581
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 4: Mil fifty million dollars. If you want this piece of art,

582
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 4: we must have one listener who's a billionaire.

583
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Absolutely reach out, Nelly. If you're listening

584
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: a billionaire, please, I'm gonna gonna give it to you.

585
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,919
Speaker 2: This is a stunning piece of art. What gave you

586
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 2: this idea?

587
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 1: Well, this is a very fun party game that I

588
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: like to play. Where I mean, obviously, you have to

589
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: have the right type of people that are all hanging

590
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 1: out right but you kind of just like turn to

591
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: the person to your right and you all have to

592
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: draw that person and you can't look down and everybody's

593
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: looks absolutely messed up.

594
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 4: And these are such a great idea. Have you been

595
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 4: doing this at parties forever or a yeah.

596
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: Like for a very I mean on and off for

597
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 1: my entire life. I feel like because I don't remember

598
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 1: when it started, and it's sometimes it'll just come over

599
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: me and I'll be like, you, guys, you know what

600
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: we should do. Unfortunately, I think I sometimes have a

601
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: little bit of that energy that's like, let's play a

602
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: game and everyone's like no, And I don't like.

603
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 5: That about myself, but sometimes it clicks in.

604
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 4: But I feel like at a party, no one can

605
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 4: have a complaint about that, and.

606
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: I try to be very respectful. When it's like, well,

607
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: clearly it's not the vibe, these aren't the people, then

608
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: I'd like, okay, we're going to I'm not going to

609
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: force anything.

610
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 4: Right, right, And so when you bring this up at

611
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 4: a party, you run into the other room and bring

612
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 4: this notebook out.

613
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 5: That's I'm depressing. No, I'm not a fucking dork.

614
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 1: No, it would be like, oh, do you have any

615
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: paper that pends. This is rare that I get to

616
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,719
Speaker 1: use this many colors.

617
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 2: Right, I mean you used at least four colors here?

618
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 3: Five?

619
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 5: Well yeah, don't forget the yellow for this game.

620
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I didn't even see that gorgeous yellow. What

621
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 4: is the note book?

622
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 2: Four? Is it for this?

623
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: I do like to do art on occasion. I feel

624
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: like I'm like a I'd say, eighth grade level artists.

625
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: Pretty impressive.

626
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm if I was in eighth grade ever, and I

627
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 1: was doing what I can do, everyone be like, Wow,

628
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: she's really gifted. Oh I love you need to like

629
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: send her to Risdy or something.

630
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 2: I love.

631
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 4: In uh, elementary and middle school, you always have a

632
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 4: friend who's pretty good at drawing.

633
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 5: Pretty good, that's what I had.

634
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: Pretty good, not great, Not like you see something I

635
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: do and you're like, wow, well.

636
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: I mean other than this, other than this, this piece

637
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 2: of il art, this is one of the I mean,

638
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 2: it's very interesting. You could. I'm going to I will

639
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: have to frame up. You know, it would look good

640
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 2: blown up, blown up.

641
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: Go ahead and get in a.

642
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 5: Blanket like we're talking.

643
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: We're talking six.

644
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 2: By ten on the side of a building.

645
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

646
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, billboard billboards all over the city.

647
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 4: I said, no guests, billionaire listener reach out. Yeah, okay,

648
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,719
Speaker 4: So you do occasionally do art?

649
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: I do, And so I think my husband got this

650
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: for me over the pandemic. This nice beautiful pad as

651
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: like a gift to like, keep keep doing art kind

652
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: of thing. And then, as you can say, I have

653
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: not used it a single time, not once except for today.

654
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: What kind of art do you usually do?

655
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm well, I do like I like all sorts of

656
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: art projects, like I like a craft project kind of,

657
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: but I also like to paint, okay, And I feel

658
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: like I there's a lot of like energy in me,

659
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: Like once I get going on working on something, I

660
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: could be doing it for hours.

661
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 2: Oh right.

662
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: It just doesn't happened for me very often because I

663
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: don't build it into my life. It would be very

664
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: healthy for me too, and I probably should because right

665
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: now I've got all my eggs in one basket with

666
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: this whole comedy thing, and.

667
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: We're all kind of feeding downhill and the industry is

668
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: shutting the lights off. Yeah. Literally, we're all going to

669
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 2: dental school soon.

670
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe this is my backup this.

671
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 2: I mean, at least you've got a backup. What do

672
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 2: you got nothing?

673
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 5: No other skills?

674
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,239
Speaker 2: Uh? Die?

675
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 5: What do you mean by that? Dying clothing or no physically.

676
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 2: Die buried like Howard Stern.

677
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 5: I could do that too.

678
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: Everybody can die. Well. I went to school for it,

679
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: so okay.

680
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 4: So eighth grade, did you, like, were you in art

681
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 4: class and you gave up at that point?

682
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: I was no. I think I did art all through

683
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: high school, but I just like never really like started

684
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: to super excel at it enough. And the plus I

685
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: like found theater and it was like I like it

686
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: more right, But I think I always was like, oh,

687
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm like pretty good at that. And

688
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: then then more recently I was like, actually, like I

689
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: think in college I took a class and I was like,

690
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: in comparison to everyone else, I was in the class

691
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: of actually not that good at all, Like, what are

692
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: you doing? He was singing? I had? That was singing.

693
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 4: I fortunately have never had the confidence to try singing

694
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 4: around other people.

695
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: I bet you have a beautiful voice.

696
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 2: I certainly don't gid.

697
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: You want to share a song.

698
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to you.

699
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: But I feel like I I in high school again

700
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: because I grew up in tell your ride so it's

701
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five hundred people, so it really didn't like

702
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: your small sense of self and confidence. You you think

703
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: you are the biggest fish.

704
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: Right, of course, everybody's the biggest fish of something.

705
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: And tell your ride absolutely, I thought I was Monet

706
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: mayonnee Plicassa. And then but with singing, similarly, I like

707
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: sang in a choir. I was in an a cappella group,

708
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. And then I got to college and was like,

709
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: oh no, you're actually really not that good. You can

710
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: carry a tune.

711
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: The people and tell your ride were very patient with you.

712
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 5: They were they were very understanding and encouraging.

713
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: The acapella group, What sort of songs were you singing?

714
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was a little bit like it wasn't

715
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,959
Speaker 1: very cheesy. It was more like folky, you sick weirdly

716
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: enough because of this director that we had, but the

717
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: I definitely had to sing a lot of like weird

718
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: church songs.

719
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 5: I'm not religious at all, uh huh, So I was.

720
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 2: Like, I didn't bringing the church song.

721
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: It was like the place where we would all sing

722
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: was like usually in churches. So then they felt like

723
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: they needed to have some religious songs. And then it

724
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: would be a mix of like you know, some some folk.

725
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, have you done a cappella since?

726
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: No? But should we start? I think we should we

727
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: start a group?

728
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: Boom boom.

729
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 5: Yeah you start with that and I'll hit you with a.

730
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: I feel like.

731
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: That's the one. That's the one.

732
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 4: I feel like there's like half a second when society

733
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 4: was like Acapella is kind of okay, yes, But then

734
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 4: as soon as that was over, people where we were

735
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 4: like what what was happening?

736
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I see the clips of Glee online even

737
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: that's like that's peak TV, Like, oh yeah, everyone was obsessed.

738
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: It's the most embarrassing should have ever seen. Amazing.

739
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 4: It's just even people in Acapella know we're doing something

740
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 4: bad here.

741
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all the ones where they have like everyone

742
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: has an incredible voice. Clearly everyone is doing their absolute

743
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: best of like what that can be? And I'm like,

744
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: this is not for me. It's so cheesy. It makes

745
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: me sick.

746
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 4: Well, everyone in an a cappella choir, every single person

747
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 4: is begging the universe to notice them and pull them out.

748
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 4: That's not singer, and get me out of here, because

749
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 4: no one really wants to be there exactly.

750
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 2: Listen to this bird. It wants to be part of

751
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: our acapella choir.

752
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: Talk about main character. Energy's so embarrassing. This bird is absolutely.

753
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 4: I think we do a three person acapella choir. It's you,

754
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 4: me and a bird.

755
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 5: I agree?

756
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: Where do we?

757
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 5: Where do we go?

758
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 2: Where we? Where do we go? From? Here?

759
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: Time?

760
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 4: All time? Between all time and their new gag shop.

761
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 4: There's this beautiful sound coming.

762
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

763
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 4: Okay, so you were an acapella I didn't do in

764
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 4: middle school. We got to choose between drawing or singing

765
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 4: or singing or art and singing, and so I went

766
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 4: the art route.

767
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 5: So are you good?

768
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: No, I'm good. I'm a very good doodler.

769
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: But what are we doodling?

770
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 2: What's the little cartoons and this sort of thing, little faces?

771
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 2: But when I actually try, I'm like, okay, now it's

772
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: time to get out a piece of paper and draw

773
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: one thing. Yeah, it's like, oh, I don't have any

774
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: control over this exactly, But the little cartoons.

775
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 4: When I'm at work or whatever and we're just like

776
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 4: at the table, I can draw decent little things, little witches,

777
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 4: this kind of thing, witches, witches, whatever's on.

778
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: The Halloween stuff I would say kind.

779
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 4: Of seasonal, so you know, during the fall season, I'll

780
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 4: be drawing a lot of witches or vampires. Oh, I

781
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 4: love that, and then that'll shift, I haven't. You know,

782
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 4: when was the last time I was in a physical workplace.

783
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's been a while for me.

784
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 5: Ten years are rare.

785
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: Mine was I think the last was.

786
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 4: Oh, there were like six weeks that I was in

787
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 4: a workplace a couple of summers ago.

788
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 2: But usually it's over zoom. So I'm not doodling on zoom.

789
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: No you can't.

790
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 2: I'm browsing the web, I'm online shopping.

791
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 5: I'm looking at porn.

792
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm not watching very loud.

793
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: No one on the zoom can hear anything.

794
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm just doing what you do on zoom. Come on, people. Yeah,

795
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm similar in I doodle a lot

796
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: I'll do. I think it's very like therapeutic, like you know, you're.

797
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 2: You're releasing some like anxious energy. I think through your.

798
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: Hands, absolutely and better than that, or like and like

799
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: staring at your phone as much worse. Oh yeah, of course,

800
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: so healthier too, doodle. But I yeah, I don't really

801
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,479
Speaker 1: find myself doing it unless I'm like on hold like, oh, I.

802
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 4: Love being on hold and drawing, but that's less and less. Yeah,

803
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 4: but I remember with phone books you would you could

804
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 4: be on hold and drawing.

805
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: On those on the phone book. Yeah.

806
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 4: Oh I love a phone book doodle because it's got

807
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 4: that extra pressure.

808
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 2: You can really push down on it.

809
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, very satisfying paper.

810
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, do they I wonder I feel like

811
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 4: we've finally stopped making phone books.

812
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 2: It must be right, it was, I mean up until

813
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 2: about five years ago, I think they were still making

814
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: them and dropping them on all of our porches, Like.

815
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 1: Where do they even live?

816
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: It was making?

817
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: Because that's a good question.

818
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 2: Who was the company that's the I guess Yellow Pages.

819
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 5: I hope their family is doing okay.

820
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 2: They are, They're in some desperate times.

821
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: If you're listening, feel free to reach out.

822
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 5: We are thinking of you.

823
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:12,720
Speaker 2: Wow.

824
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

825
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: I never really thought about the company behind it because

826
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 2: it felt like such a public service.

827
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 5: The last name is definitely Pages, right.

828
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: Yes, it was certainly pages, mister yellow I mean yellow Page, Yes.

829
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: Yellow Pages, it's a compound name.

830
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 2: And then the white Pages family, White Pages.

831
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: And then there was the same ring to it.

832
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 4: It certainly doesn't. And then there was the combo phone book, Yes,

833
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 4: it was both. Was the combo like a lesser version

834
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 4: of each?

835
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: Couldn't tell you? I don't. I don't think I really even.

836
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: The other thing is because tell your ide growing up,

837
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: they're so small and every phone books, no phone books,

838
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: no need.

839
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 2: Oh an, what an eerie fact about.

840
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: Everybody only knew the last four digits of you just

841
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: need to know the last four digits of the phone number.

842
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: So I would be like, I'm O seven to one

843
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: to three, right, and then everyone know it was nice

844
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: seven oh seven, two.

845
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 2: Eights oh right? Right?

846
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: The prefix you don't need all those other numbers, of

847
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: course not no are code No.

848
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like there was a period of time

849
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: when you didn't need an area code.

850
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

851
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 2: Well maybe a two five four that was my prefix? Yeah,

852
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: which is also Highland Park. Is it very full circle?

853
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 5: Whoa, that's why you didn't need to change your phone

854
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 5: number at all.

855
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just kept my mom's phone number, my mom's landlord.

856
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: Perfect.

857
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: Wait, where in Utah did you grab South Jordan?

858
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: Utah?

859
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 4: That's a two five to four And then I think

860
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 4: there they added another prefix at some point, but I

861
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 4: can't remember. Maybe a two five five or wonder what

862
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 4: that would be. But I remember that being like, oh,

863
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: things are happening in this town. Yep, we've got a

864
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 4: we've got two prefixes to remember.

865
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's really expanding big time. You Also, similarly,

866
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: in Chicago, your area code is very telling. I was

867
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 1: always seven seven three, but then when I started working

868
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: at this one company, I had to get a three

869
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: one two number, and I was like, ew oh, I

870
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: don't I'm not a three one two gal.

871
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 4: Now area codes mean nothing. Yeah, I mean everyone in

872
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 4: LA has a different area.

873
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 2: I don't.

874
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what anyone's phone number is. Oh,

875
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: so there's like one second where they put their phone

876
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: number in my phone and then I never look at

877
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: it again.

878
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 2: Do you know Tim's your husband's Well, this is.

879
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,439
Speaker 1: I think I finally committed it to memory, like last year.

880
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: We've been down for like seven years. Same with his birthday.

881
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: Weirdly enough, twov So he's like, do you know when

882
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: it is? I'm like, yeah, I know, I know, and

883
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: then I always like check my mind to like triple

884
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: check that I've got it right. Hard numbers are hard.

885
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 2: Um.

886
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 4: Basically, the only reason I memorized my boyfriend's was I

887
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 4: needed it for the Ralph's uh card at the grocery store.

888
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 2: To get your discounts or I guess movie.

889
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 4: Vallons or pavilions or something. Yeah, I thought I started

890
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 4: saying it's because I love you. Initially it was the

891
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 4: grocery discount.

892
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: Does it actually like really work those? Like I always

893
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: feel like the phone number thing at the grocery stores like.

894
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: Bullshit, like, oh it worked?

895
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: It does?

896
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 2: I mean? I have no evidence.

897
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm always like, yeah, they entered my wonder just like

898
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: track me and I'm coming back to like get my

899
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: protein waffles.

900
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: Protein waffles.

901
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, my friend turned me on to them.

902
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 2: Ww does that work?

903
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

904
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 5: It's probably make believe.

905
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: Is it like an egg It's like an eggo, but

906
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: it's like, actually it's made.

907
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: In Utah, it's made in the kind that I've been getting. Okay,

908
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 2: tell me more about this.

909
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: I think it's called Kodiac.

910
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: Kodiac.

911
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: This is I mean, this is me trying to convince

912
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: myself something's healthy when it's absolutely not healthy. But it's

913
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 1: like a whole wheat, right protein quote unquote, it's frozen,

914
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: it's frozen.

915
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

916
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: I've been eating them lately like a little.

917
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 2: I might get some little rabbit. What do you put

918
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 2: on them? You know?

919
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes that I'll do like an almond butter if I'm

920
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 1: trying to be like, you know, go get them right.

921
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: And then other days when I'm like, you know, it's

922
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: kind of a lax day, I put some syrup on there.

923
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: Oh, delicious, little bit.

924
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 4: I would love to get some protein waffles I have.

925
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 4: I haven't had like a toaster waffle in years. It's great,

926
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 4: you put it in your toast. Oh yeah, this sounds incredible.

927
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: Some of them are a little too thick, though, I

928
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: gotta tell you.

929
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: You get the same brand. They're not consistent.

930
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: They have different they each each type you're getting, it's

931
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 1: consistent in the box.

932
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: Don't different protein waffles? Is this company too many?

933
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: And the kind I like cells.

934
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: Out like, what are the other types?

935
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: Well, they've got a blueberry kind shape, but then they

936
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: also have different levels of thickness, so they have like

937
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: a really fat kind, and then they have like one

938
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: that looks more like an ego.

939
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 4: If they went on Shark Tank, the sharks would be like,

940
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 4: you've got too many skews.

941
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 2: I agree, you're going to fail. You need one.

942
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you don't know about them.

943
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 5: It's Utah Company.

944
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: I think it's not a Kodiak. I feel like Kodiak

945
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 2: is such a weird word.

946
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 1: I know.

947
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: There's like a Kodiak bear, isn't there?

948
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: Yeah?

949
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: There is. I feel like they make like a pancake

950
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: mix and stuff. I remember it is that yeah company?

951
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 2: There are they?

952
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 5: Are they good? Are they healthy?

953
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 2: Kodiak? I'm going to say they're a good company.

954
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 1: Okay, they're probably owned by some like massive conglomerates.

955
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, whatever's the devil. It's the devil owns the company.

956
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: But you know what I was going to say, speaking

957
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: of Utah. My favorite place in Utah Colorado City.

958
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean Colorado City, Colorado City, I mean,

959
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: why tell me what.

960
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: Well, so we have family who lives in Hurricane.

961
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't even heard of this.

962
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: Well it's I mean it's spelled hurricane, but apparently everyone

963
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 1: says hurricane.

964
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: Wow.

965
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 4: I feel like such a phony because I would say hurricane.

966
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: Well, that makes me feel better because I think I

967
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: said it on one other podcast since people were like,

968
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: it's actually hurricane and I was like, yeah, I know

969
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: that's how my family said it.

970
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 4: But that's it' that's a hard thing to say, knowing

971
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 4: how to when you know how to say hurricane hurricane,

972
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 4: hurricane hurricane Okay, so you have Okay.

973
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's like probably twenty minutes from Colorado City,

974
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: like really not that far right, all near like Zion

975
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: National Park. Yes, So when we would drive sometimes from

976
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: LA we would go and we'd stay in Hurricane okay,

977
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 1: and then we drive past Colorado City on the way

978
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 1: to Colorado. Oh boy, and I I mean I would

979
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: always ask my this is my stepdad's family, like all

980
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 1: about the fundamentalists Mormon. It's like one of the biggest

981
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: minimalist Mormon communities that.

982
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,919
Speaker 2: Exists, right.

983
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 4: I think it's yf Z is the name of the

984
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 4: I think it's like Yearning for Zion or something.

985
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: Wow, the name of it.

986
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: Well, it's fascinating because it looks like a ghost town.

987
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: Right because they don't they their buildings.

988
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: The tax break. Yeah, they don't finish the buildings and

989
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 1: they get the tax break, and so all the buildings

990
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: are like boarded up, uh huh. And then that's where

991
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: all the women and children are I think are inside,

992
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: and then you can only see men kind of if

993
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: you see anyone at all. You see men, And I've

994
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: heard from my stepdad and his dad that they've at

995
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: times like driven through to go up like a hike

996
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: up there, and.

997
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 2: They get followed by like black suburbans. Yeah, well we're

998
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 2: probably rickety old truckucks.

999
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: That's where. That's more than vibe.

1000
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,439
Speaker 2: I want to go there.

1001
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it truly is like one of the

1002
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: darkest places you can imagine. I just picture resident Evil

1003
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 4: or something.

1004
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: It has a real vibe.

1005
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 2: But you've been through it or pasted it.

1006
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: Well, I made I made my husband stop because I

1007
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, this is it.

1008
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 2: I want to join. Yeah, let me off here.

1009
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: Get me out the big city New York. But I

1010
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, like I just wanted to drive

1011
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: around it because I read Under the Banner of Heaven

1012
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: and they talk a lot about uh about Colorado City

1013
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: and that and then yeah, I mean I was just

1014
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: looking for people or like any signs of life, and

1015
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: there's none. Even though they're all in.

1016
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: There, you saw no people whatsoever. No people. That is wild.

1017
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: But now every time we drive by, of course I'm

1018
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: like fully like erect looking out the window.

1019
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: Like absolutely no Harny is Wow.

1020
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 4: I would really love to visit that at some point, Yeah,

1021
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 4: because I mean it is the worst of the polygamist cults.

1022
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 4: The leader is now in prison, Yeah, Warren.

1023
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 2: Jeff's oh you know his name and everything.

1024
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, terrible person, kind of a Voldemort type. He

1025
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 4: was caught in I think Las Vegas or something years ago.

1026
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 4: He was like in the FBI top ten or something.

1027
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, top head, top ten.

1028
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 4: He made it good for hid ten under ten. No

1029
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 4: he got He's now like running the thing from prison.

1030
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 4: I think then I have a story to tell you

1031
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 4: about all of this. I may have told this on

1032
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 4: this podcast before, But in college I had a math

1033
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 4: professor named Teresa. It was a little I mean, she

1034
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 4: was a good professor, but.

1035
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,240
Speaker 2: Like there was something off, okay, not quite right with Teresa,

1036
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 2: you can tell. And she would occasionally like talk about

1037
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: or mention her personal life in waysury like that doesn't

1038
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: sound like a normal person's personal life. That's living situation,

1039
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: doesn't quite click. Things weird, But a great math professor

1040
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 2: for my very low level math class. I moved on.

1041
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 4: I moved to LA and I started watching this documentary

1042
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 4: series called Polygamy USA. Which is about a polygamoist group

1043
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 4: that is a splinter from the one we're currently talking about.

1044
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 4: This one is not as illegal. There's not as many

1045
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 4: dark things happening in this one. Okay, it's just people

1046
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 4: getting married to a lot of women and being kind

1047
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 4: of weird.

1048
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: They're not marrying like like their wives.

1049
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 2: There were like no children, none of that horrible stuff

1050
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 2: as far as I can tell, just polygamy.

1051
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just kind of strange people. But I

1052
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 4: was watching it, loving it.

1053
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to watch it.

1054
00:44:58,960 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: I was.

1055
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 4: It was like one thirty in the morning one night,

1056
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 4: and suddenly Teresa is being interviewed. My math professor is

1057
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 4: part of this group of people. No spoken. I think

1058
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 4: she might be kind of an advocate for whatever that is.

1059
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 4: And no polygamous listeners. My apologies.

1060
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 5: I know there are a lot of you.

1061
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 4: There's so many of them, oh my god. And so

1062
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 4: of course I was suddenly taking screenshots.

1063
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: Galore all your high school friends.

1064
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean everyone needed to know. But of course

1065
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 4: it mattered nothing to anyone.

1066
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: Because that come on, No, if they didn't give you

1067
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: a reaction, I'm going to kill them. People.

1068
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: People have been excited. I hope they were for my sake.

1069
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 4: I think so, but I'm sure most people were like,

1070
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 4: why are you just posting pictures of this very plain woman.

1071
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,959
Speaker 4: I'll have to post some pictures of her soon.

1072
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 5: I mean that's fascinating, though.

1073
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: Did she have did she dress the way that they

1074
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: dressed with, like the long floral addresses.

1075
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 4: Right when she was teaching, so many braids, all the

1076
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 4: braids and the waves the hair.

1077
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: The huge bangs and the braids.

1078
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 2: They look great. They've got they've committed to a look.

1079
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: I mean, at this point, I bet you i'd see

1080
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: some girl in Brooklyn wearing and looking.

1081
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 4: Guaranteed if you the polygamist look, if you were walking

1082
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 4: around Highland Park, people would be into it.

1083
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 5: They would be like, wow, she is so she's a billionaire.

1084
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 4: Really, when she taught, she would just wear long skirts

1085
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 4: and you know, kind of just not the script clothes,

1086
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 4: but not like the prairie dress.

1087
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: Okay, she should have because I'm very popular.

1088
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean I would have eaten it up when I go.

1089
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when I go to Hurricane, and listen

1090
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: to me, I'm saying it right, Hurricane, we can go

1091
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: to the grocery store and if we see any like

1092
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: polygamists there. I am like watching them like a hawk. Also,

1093
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: I should say too, my family is descended from Mormons.

1094
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 2: From Salt Lake Say, oh you're kidding.

1095
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like my whole my mom on my mom's side,

1096
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: both my grandmother and my grandfather were like broke away

1097
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: from the Mormon Church.

1098
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So what like what year did they break

1099
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 2: away from it?

1100
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: I mean probably in like the God, I don't know,

1101
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: the fifties.

1102
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 2: Fifties what made them leave.

1103
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: I think they just moved away and then they kind

1104
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: of faded away from it all. But and they were

1105
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: like well educated, right, but then I think the Uh,

1106
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: it's fascinating because we'll like look back at all the

1107
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: family history and I remember reading like that, like you know,

1108
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: one of my distant relatives was like, yeah, you know,

1109
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: I asked my dad why he didn't have other wives,

1110
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 1: and he was like, because I'm not a good enough man.

1111
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: But really it was just because I don't think they

1112
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: could afford it.

1113
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 2: Oh interest, Yeah.

1114
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 4: That's a practical reason not to have multiple wives. Hundreds

1115
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 4: of children.

1116
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, too expensive? All the wives they want the diamond rings,

1117
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: you want to go shop becrs.

1118
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 2: And the nights out.

1119
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I would like when we had polygamists around

1120
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 4: town when I was growing up. Yeah, you would go

1121
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 4: to Walmart or whatever, and they'd be like barefoot kids,

1122
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 4: like the women in the prairie dresses. Rarely would you

1123
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 4: see the men. Yes, they must have been at home.

1124
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,760
Speaker 4: They getting married to other women or something.

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Speaker 5: They're taking care of their other wives and kids.

1126
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 2: Right.

1127
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 4: We had at least one polygamist in my high school

1128
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 4: Esther the Polygamist.

1129
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: Oh so she really incorporated into her name.

1130
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 2: Please call me Esther the Polygamist.

1131
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: This was when you were in school, So she was

1132
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: she was like in high school. Yeah, so she was

1133
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: already married.

1134
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 2: She was not married, Okay, that makes me feel better far,

1135
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah.

1136
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,479
Speaker 1: Unless maybe she was in the eyes of the Mormon Church.

1137
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: Because that's the other thing that I learned, which I'm

1138
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: sure you already know that a lot of the wives,

1139
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: like obviously the guy will get married to one woman

1140
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: and it'll be recognized in the eyes of like the

1141
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: state of the of Utah. Right, But then the rest

1142
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: of the marriages are through the Mormon Church.

1143
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 2: Well not the official Mormon church, right, so what.

1144
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: Group? And then those those wives usually go on welfare,

1145
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: so they because they can register as single parents.

1146
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 2: You should be teaching seminars.

1147
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Between the buildings and.

1148
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 2: That, how does scam the US government?

1149
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: I mean I should be doing something Siller. Wow, if

1150
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: comedy doesn't work over me and art doesn't work out

1151
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: for me, do.

1152
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: You watch.

1153
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 4: I don't know that that polygamous marriage has fallen apart

1154
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 4: on TV. The guy is now just in a monogamous

1155
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 4: relationship again. All of his wives divorced him, although I think, yeah,

1156
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 4: he was only legally married to one of them. I

1157
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 4: don't know which one that was. I think was the

1158
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 4: first one who's now left him. Yeah, so he's now

1159
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 4: I'm not quite sure where he is with Robin the

1160
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 4: final wife. Wow, she's going to divorce him to I mean, yeah,

1161
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 4: they're all getting out of that.

1162
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 5: It clearly it runs in the family.

1163
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 4: I mean that show, if you it's about twenty, it's

1164
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 4: literally twenty seasons twenty, but you can hop in at nineteen.

1165
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: Oh that makes me feel about air.

1166
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 4: And nineteen is when the action begins because COVID hits

1167
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 4: and they're suddenly filming themselves and he's going out of

1168
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 4: his mind. No, And it's very interesting delicious.

1169
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: I do feel like reality TV in the last year

1170
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: or two because of COVID, has become exponentially more insane.

1171
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: Like shit is hitting the fan in a way.

1172
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 5: That it hasn't previously.

1173
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like between Real Housewives Salt Lake City and

1174
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: like the stuff with vander Pump Rules and all that. Yeah,

1175
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: of course, and then like Kyle on Beverly Hills Real Housewives,

1176
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: there's a lot going on.

1177
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 2: People are just breaking. They are absolutely a fully broken.

1178
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 2: Do you watch SLC Housewives? I do, Okay, did you?

1179
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: Of course?

1180
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: It was so good.

1181
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that Monica's not coming back.

1182
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: I cannot believe it.

1183
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 2: She was so compelling, I mean easy to watch the show.

1184
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: She saved the show.

1185
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 2: She brought such a mess.

1186
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: Such a delicious mess.

1187
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 4: My guess is that she must have truly been a

1188
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 4: nightmare to work with, like for the producers, because there's

1189
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 4: no way you would get rid of her otherwise.

1190
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: Right. Well, Also, I was just assuming that the producers

1191
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: were in on the thing the whole time.

1192
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 2: They knew they know them, or they're horrible at their jobs.

1193
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: They knew it, they knew what they were. I think

1194
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: it's more that she's like maybe crashed and burned after

1195
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: the fact and burned bridges after the facts in a

1196
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: maybe in desperation.

1197
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean because we've heard, you know, her talking

1198
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 4: and scheming with her mom, right who.

1199
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: Own show?

1200
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: That was so disturbing. I was like, whoa, this is

1201
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: what an abusive mom looks like.

1202
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 4: Oh, she's a wild person. I mean when she had

1203
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 4: to walk home instead of drive herself. So that lady

1204
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 4: deserves her own network.

1205
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: She really did shows that out of her mind. I mean, fully,

1206
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 2: let's do the Linda and Monica.

1207
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: Show I'd watched.

1208
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 5: I tune in.

1209
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: I know I'm part of the problem. I tune into that.

1210
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 2: I love being part of the problem.

1211
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: I didn't start watching reality TV until the pandemic, and

1212
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: then I became an addict.

1213
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 2: That's kind of how my journey is really similar. Started

1214
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 2: with Ninety Day Fiance. Oh, I've never watched it, watched

1215
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 2: a lot of I don't.

1216
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 4: Watch it anymore because I think I really oh deed Okay,

1217
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 4: but that was my kind of entry point.

1218
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, you need one show to get you hucked.

1219
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 2: What was yours?

1220
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 1: Well? I had some friends really pushing me to start

1221
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: Real Housewives, and I started New York and I started

1222
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: from the beginning, which was crazy wow, but it was

1223
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: such a time warp, and it's like right when reality

1224
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: TV's starting that it's kind of fascinating because like people

1225
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: are saying things and doing things that they just don't

1226
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: do on TV anymore, because like everyone knows that they're

1227
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: on a TV show now and they know the consequences

1228
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: of being on one. So I started and I was like, oh,

1229
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: this is crazy, and I kind of would just have

1230
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: it on the background, have it on the background, and

1231
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I'm nine seasons in and then

1232
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: like some crazy shit starts actually happening because they've been

1233
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: on TV so long, like Luanne Dala SEPs gets cheated

1234
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: on and I was like screaming, and I was like,

1235
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: this is like absolutely worth a long haul. So yeah,

1236
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: so then I became I mean then I was like,

1237
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 1: I got to get into the other franchises.

1238
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 2: So have you watched all of the franchises?

1239
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: Now? Not all of them. I haven't really watched a

1240
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: ton of like Miami.

1241
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 5: I started New Jersey relatively recently.

1242
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 2: That's some big hit New Jerseys people love that.

1243
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,720
Speaker 4: I need to get into one more because I only

1244
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 4: have Salt Lake and then I have to wait a

1245
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 4: full year.

1246
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: Man. I see the thing is the other one s

1247
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 1: a great place to start because there's only like, what

1248
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: four seasons, So I'm always like, that's a beautiful place

1249
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: for if someone want an entry point into real housewives,

1250
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 1: listen to me right now.

1251
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 5: You start with Salt.

1252
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 4: Lake City and maybe skip season three. Yeah, no need,

1253
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 4: Maybe watch the first episode in the last.

1254
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: Of season three unless you want a real window into

1255
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: who Gentshaw is true.

1256
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 5: And you've got to see the black Eye.

1257
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 2: Oh the black Eye. Oh god, black Eye. Give me

1258
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 2: a break.

1259
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: With the black Just say who gave me the eyes?

1260
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 4: The fact that she held that secret that long? What

1261
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 4: a disappointment?

1262
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: Well to me, that speaks to like she's she's such

1263
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: a like Heather is a strong person, it seems. And

1264
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: then in other ways, I'm like, wow, what is going on?

1265
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: Why are you like, I don't know if.

1266
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 2: That's there's like a need to be popular or something. Yes,

1267
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 2: well going on there. I have been to beauty lab.

1268
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 2: You have multiple times to do what get my picture taken?

1269
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have not given.

1270
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 2: Them any money. No botox, no, no, that'll be my

1271
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 2: next move.

1272
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 4: I'm going to get blasted. I was in Utah last week.

1273
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 4: I should have gone to their new location.

1274
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what.

1275
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 2: A waste of time. That was all I did was

1276
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: see family. No waste of time are you doing?

1277
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 5: You could have been at with the Sun Dance Queen.

1278
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I think we should play a game on

1279
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 4: a leasis today. What do you think, gift Master?

1280
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 2: Okay? I needed a number between one and ten from you.

1281
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 4: Oh three, Okay, I have to do some light calculating,

1282
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 4: so right now, you can recommend, promote, do whatever you want.

1283
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 2: I'll be right back.

1284
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what to recommend and promote? Is this

1285
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: my own stuff or is this like just general like either.

1286
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 2: I think you should promote something of your own and

1287
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 2: then maybe recommend.

1288
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:45,919
Speaker 1: Recommend something else. Okay, I will promote. I have two

1289
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: podcasts on Comedy Bang Bang World Patreon. One is called

1290
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: This Book Changed My Life and the other one is

1291
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: called Hey Randy. And then I have a solo show

1292
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: at the Allegiant Theater that I've been doing on and off,

1293
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 1: and I'm sure there'll be more dates coming. So it's

1294
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: called quit while I'm behind and you can follow me

1295
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: at my social media handle. Is such a nightmare at

1296
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,720
Speaker 1: l I L Y Y I L y just search

1297
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: Lily Sullivan and I'm the last famous one that pops up.

1298
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: And then oh and in terms of recommend oh god,

1299
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna recommend the protein waffles. And then

1300
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: what else?

1301
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 5: What else?

1302
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 4: The Kodiak Company's got to send us some waffles they got.

1303
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 4: If they don't send us a bunch of free things,

1304
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 4: I'm going to.

1305
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 2: Wig it now.

1306
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,439
Speaker 1: And if I find out that you got the free

1307
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: stuff and you didn't share, if I get.

1308
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 4: A bunch of free waffles, I'm going to load them

1309
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 4: up and back them into your house.

1310
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 5: Also, I would recommend going to Colorado City.

1311
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should all go to Colorado City at some

1312
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 4: point to be kind of chased by polygamus.

1313
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially if you're a man. I think you get chased.

1314
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: Out of town.

1315
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: Oh, that makes perfect sense because they're threatened competition.

1316
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and only so many younger men are allout in town.

1317
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 2: I feel there's a whole thing about that they kick

1318
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 2: young men out.

1319
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: They do know. And then this is another thing, Uh,

1320
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: oh is that fun?

1321
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 4: That's the alarm, that's a polygamists alarms.

1322
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: A little bit too much about them. But then I

1323
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: was hearing from my extended family that that the polygamists

1324
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: are very good at least from that from Colorado City

1325
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: at doing tile. So tile they're known to do, like

1326
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: good tile in that area.

1327
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 2: Wow, get a new new bath Yeah.

1328
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: And then she was saying that they while they're doing

1329
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 1: the tile, like if they because she had them come

1330
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: that they all started watching the TV.

1331
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 5: Because they can't watch TV.

1332
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 2: That is eerie.

1333
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was like, wow.

1334
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 2: They're all kind of just slowly turning towards the TV.

1335
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 5: Towards the TV.

1336
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 2: Wow, actually the tile. I'm gonna have them redo both

1337
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 2: of my bathrooms.

1338
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, while you're while your beauty.

1339
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 4: Lab, I'm gonna pass through the beauty lab, drive to

1340
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 4: Colorado City, pick up some polygamists men, bring them back here.

1341
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: I love this and then love them.

1342
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 2: Watching an episode of TV.

1343
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: Protein Waffles, watch it on the big screen.

1344
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 4: Okay, this is how we play gift Master. I'm gonna

1345
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 4: name three celebrities and three gifts, three things you can

1346
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 4: give away, and you're gonna tell me which celebrity you

1347
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 4: would give which gift and why.

1348
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I hope I know all the celebrities, and.

1349
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 2: I hope you do too. I'm okay, this is the

1350
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 2: first one. I hope.

1351
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever said his name aloud. Barry Keegan?

1352
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 4: Is that the guy's name the news?

1353
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 5: That's the guy from the who drinks the bathwater?

1354
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1355
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 4: God, Barry Keegan, Jose Conseco, famous baseball player, and Maroon five.

1356
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 2: The band all five of them. Oh, isn't five people

1357
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 2: in the band.

1358
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 5: There's got to be right, otherwise I'd be like you idiots.

1359
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 2: I'm wonder and I'm very curious. It's just one guy.

1360
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only what's his name?

1361
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 2: At uh, divine divine Levine, Adam Levie, Adam Levi, Adam Levine,

1362
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 2: Adam Levine.

1363
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 4: Yes, there must be five on Elise, What do you

1364
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 4: think there are forty members of this a cappella?

1365
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 6: That's like a history of things. I guess it's like

1366
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 6: recently there was they were a seven piece band.

1367
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.

1368
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 6: I'm looking trying to get to the origin. No, but

1369
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 6: clearly they haven't five.

1370
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 5: Five no, no, no, no no.

1371
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: If you have two other band members, they need to

1372
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: be off stage. Just show me five.

1373
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 4: Those two should be behind a curtain. Get them out

1374
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 4: of the band.

1375
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 5: How dare they?

1376
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 4: Okay, So those are the three celebrities, Berry Keikan, Jose

1377
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 4: Canseco Marine five uh. And these are the three gifts.

1378
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 4: Number one a badass sword, number two a swimmer's torso,

1379
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 4: and number three a blood thirsty fan base. Whoa, those

1380
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 4: are all great gifts.

1381
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: Okay, geez, A sword, a bloodthirsty fan base, and.

1382
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 2: A what swimmers torso?

1383
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: Okay? I think Berry Berry Berry Berry is gonna get

1384
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: the torso. And I'm gonna tell you why. He's got

1385
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: to drink some bath water off that torso, like all

1386
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: a body shot, you know what I mean.

1387
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 2: So you're giving him like someone's torso has been chopped

1388
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 2: up and if it's like dropped on his porch. So

1389
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 2: he's not going to have the torso. No, no, no, no,

1390
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 2: this is gonna have a cadaver.

1391
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: It's like you know when you do like ice sluge,

1392
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: it's like a party party torso. You said it up

1393
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: and you drink bathwater off. People are gonna be obsessed.

1394
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 4: That's gonna be the new like Instagram party thing that

1395
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 4: everyone has. It's like the three D camera. Now people

1396
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 4: will be drinking off of a chopped up torso.

1397
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: Well, I'm pretty sure that they all have. All of

1398
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: these people that you've listed have they're in shape, they

1399
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: have nice enough bodies.

1400
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are there. I assume I would think we

1401
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 2: don't know.

1402
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 4: I mean, has four hundred members of it's probably all

1403
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 4: different shapes and sizes.

1404
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: Okay, So then jose Canseco, I'm going.

1405
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 5: To give him a sword.

1406
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 2: Oh interest jumped the balls in half. He gives me

1407
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 2: kind of an aggressive vibe.

1408
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1409
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 4: I feel like he's on Twitter or something. It's one

1410
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 4: of these people kind of tweeting wild things.

1411
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 5: See, that's the thing. Certain people they can't.

1412
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 2: Have, certainly, not like an aging baseball player.

1413
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, Also, no need. What are you doing?

1414
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 3: No you need?

1415
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 2: Why are you trying to fill.

1416
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: The money in the world? What are you doing online?

1417
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 2: I do something.

1418
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: That's the thing about social media that made it so sad.

1419
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 2: What's going on?

1420
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: Is he dead?

1421
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's dead, gas dead.

1422
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It's just heh.

1423
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 6: He's been arrested for a bunch of things like reckless

1424
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 6: driving and carrying a loaded semi automatics.

1425
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 5: So he doesn't need a sword.

1426
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, or maybe they've all been taken from him.

1427
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: And honestly, I can't.

1428
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 2: This is the weapons.

1429
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: I can't give him the bloodthirsty fan base because then

1430
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,919
Speaker 1: they're gonna be encouraging that.

1431
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 2: Behavior of an army.

1432
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: So I actually, maybe I've to give him the torso,

1433
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: because well, what's he gonna do with that? He's going

1434
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 1: to party the little too hard because obviously it's a

1435
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 1: party torso. All Right, I'm still gonna give him the sword.

1436
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: It's gonna be chaotic no matter what. He's already he's

1437
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: already got weapons.

1438
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 2: Maybe trips and falls on it.

1439
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 5: Him and Howard Stern double.

1440
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 2: Come to our double funeral. You and I are singing

1441
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 2: and our bird is flying around the church.

1442
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: Okay. So yeah, so that that that's what I would do.

1443
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: And then the blood thirsty fan base goes to Moroon

1444
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 1: five because they need it. They need it.

1445
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1446
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 4: I feel like their fan base's best is probably tip it. Yeah,

1447
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 4: probably people who are like I guess I like them.

1448
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 4: I heard them on the radio. I heard them on

1449
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 4: Jack f M.

1450
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of people go in and

1451
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, there was a show happening in their

1452
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: you know, small city. They know, They're like, who's headlining?

1453
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Maroon five?

1454
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 2: Okay, it's part of a corporate retreat or something absol.

1455
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 2: I didn't hate it. They could have gotten rid of

1456
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 2: two of the people on stage, but they were fine.

1457
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: Well, Adam's really the only one that you know from

1458
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 1: the band.

1459
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 2: No one knows anyone else in They didn't tell you

1460
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 2: another face or instrument. Is he working to keep the

1461
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 2: other people nameless?

1462
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,439
Speaker 5: Ye, he's trying to keep them back and down.

1463
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 2: He is keeping them in Colorado City, his own.

1464
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: They're probably not allowed to watch TV or anything.

1465
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 4: They're very good at tiling. Maroon five tiled my bathroom.

1466
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 5: That I'd wear a shirt with that.

1467
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 2: Somebody printing Maroon five printed?

1468
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: Guys, are you listening? I know you reach out, Come on, Nellie,

1469
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: are you.

1470
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 2: There, buddy? Beautifully played, really thoughtful and uh, we've all

1471
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 2: gotten to kind of picture a swimmer's torso completely removed

1472
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 2: from a body.

1473
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: I like, I really truly did not understand the event.

1474
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: Give it to that person like they would now have

1475
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: a nice boty.

1476
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 2: You took it in a much better way, I think,

1477
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 2: really really dark. You created a whole new party trend,

1478
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,919
Speaker 2: kind of a hannibal lector party. I mean it sounds fine,

1479
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 2: sounds delightful.

1480
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. It's

1481
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 4: called I said no emails, and people write into I

1482
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 4: said no gifts at gmail dot com listeners begging for help.

1483
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 2: I was just desperate.

1484
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: I love it.

1485
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 2: I help them. Would you mind helping of course. Okay,

1486
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,919
Speaker 2: let's get into the dock here. Okay, well, this looks

1487
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 2: like it's going to be extremely long. Everybody buckle up, boy,

1488
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna clear my throat.

1489
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 4: Dearest Bridger on Elise and disrespectful yet gracious guest.

1490
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 1: That's nice. Oh wow, thank you.

1491
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna have to blow through this because this

1492
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 4: is the Bible. This is a retrospective question, as I

1493
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 4: already lived through this horribly awkward event. I had been

1494
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 4: seeing someone for around a month and a month and

1495
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 4: a half leading up to Christmas. I am a student

1496
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,040
Speaker 4: and the person was a friend of a friend and

1497
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 4: lived two and a half hours away from me. We

1498
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 4: had a pretty immediate spark, but it died down for

1499
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 4: me as we spent time together. Oh if tail is

1500
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 4: oldest time. I wasn't sure if it was me losing

1501
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 4: interest or just being stressed with exam season to think

1502
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 4: about a potential relationship with this person, but once I

1503
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 4: was on winter break, things became clear and I decided

1504
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 4: I didn't want to pursue it any further. Christmas heartache,

1505
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 4: I texted this person that the distance wasn't working for me,

1506
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 4: but their answer was just along the lines of they

1507
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 4: are so willing to make it work and they hope

1508
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 4: I am too.

1509
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

1510
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 4: And then they invited me to drive up to their

1511
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 4: place for the day. Oh, this is the beginning of

1512
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 4: a horror movie. So I drove up to their place

1513
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 4: and decided to end it when I got there. The

1514
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 4: thing is that when I walked into the house, their

1515
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 4: roommates were sitting in the middle of the living room,

1516
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 4: so I couldn't do it right away. Okay, oh my god,

1517
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 4: We're about halfway through here. And then they asked me

1518
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 4: if I wanted to open my Christmas present. I had

1519
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 4: already given I'm an early Christmas present before this, and

1520
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do because they had already

1521
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 4: bought it for me.

1522
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,479
Speaker 2: So I opened it. Yep, And then I thought, well,

1523
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 2: now I can't just end things right after opening a

1524
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 2: gift from them, right And basically things like this kept

1525
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 2: on happening for the whole afternoon.

1526
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 5: Yes, this is have to giving me Christmas gifts all

1527
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 5: day long?

1528
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 2: Isn't that what happens in Gone Girl? I can't remember.

1529
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 4: So I ended up awkwardly spending like three hours with them.

1530
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 4: I finally forced myself to just say what I had

1531
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 4: had to say and end it. And that was also

1532
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 4: horribly awkward and uncomfortable.

1533
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good, I'm.

1534
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 2: Sorry that was long. Thank you so much for the apology.

1535
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 4: I just wanted to give a good picture of how

1536
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 4: awkward things were, because then I was faced with two

1537
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 4: situations that actually made things more awkward.

1538
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 2: Oh my.

1539
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 4: Number one, they were about to make a snack for

1540
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 4: us to eat, maybe a protein waffle, absolutely, and when

1541
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 4: we were done talking, they said they were going to

1542
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 4: still make food. I said I'd get out of their

1543
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,959
Speaker 4: hair and head out, but they replied, no, you don't

1544
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 4: have to unless you want to.

1545
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 3: Oh.

1546
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 4: This unleashed pretty deep pettiness I didn't know I had

1547
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 4: in me, and I decided I had to stay. I

1548
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 4: absolutely overstayed my welcome and sat in their kitchen, eating

1549
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 4: their food and chatting with their roommates until they basically

1550
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 4: kicked me out, Which brings us to question one, how

1551
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 4: long is this event?

1552
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 2: We're almost done?

1553
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I was like, oh I could answer

1554
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: that question now. Oh wait, No, there's more questions.

1555
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 4: Number one, would you have stayed? What would you have done?

1556
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 4: Number two? What do I do about the gift? A

1557
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 4: lot of my friends and family are judging me for

1558
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 4: taking a home with me, But what was I supposed

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01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 4: to do? I wasn't asking for the gift that I

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01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 4: gave them back, and they had already spent money to

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01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 4: get me a gift. Would you have left the gift

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01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 4: with them or would you have taken it? I never

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01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 4: give gifts to get something in return. Oh okay. I

1564
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 4: believe if you give something. I believe if you give

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01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 4: something to someone, then whatever they do is up to them.

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01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm looking for validation or for okay,

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01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 4: or for someone to tell me I was wrong, But

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01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 4: either way, I appreciate you taking the time to read

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01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 4: this very long email while they were all aware. Yep,

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01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 4: wishing you the very best. You brighten my thursdays. Buttering

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01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 4: me up last minute, Zoe.

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01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 5: Thank you, Zoe. Wow, Okay, you know.

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01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 2: What it's a book? Pitch.

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01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: It is great manuscript. I've been in a similar situation.

1575
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,720
Speaker 1: I had to break up, like right around Christmas with

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01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: the guy what happened?

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01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 5: And he gave me gifts?

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01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: Oh no, and I still dumped him, And I tell

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01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: you the gifts we had. Basically, I think I can't

1580
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: remember exactly the timeline, but I I think I broke

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01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 1: up with him, and he, in the process came upstairs

1582
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,880
Speaker 1: like with me and brought a bunch of the Christmas

1583
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: gifts to like almost guilt me. And then I opened

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01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,840
Speaker 1: them all after he left, and they were all like

1585
01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:00,080
Speaker 1: inside joke, and I was like, I.

1586
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:04,600
Speaker 2: Want to garbage. That's easy, girl.

1587
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 1: But I feel like, first of all, you never you

1588
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: never have to stay anywhere you don't want to stay.

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01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 2: No, No, especially not in this creepy cabin he's lured

1590
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 2: you into.

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01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and even if he's doing his best to like

1592
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 1: guilty or keep you there, you can always leave. You

1593
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 1: don't owe him.

1594
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 2: Anything, no, no, unless the gift was great, and then

1595
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,600
Speaker 2: you owe the world.

1596
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:32,480
Speaker 1: The car you're hand in marriage.

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01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's true. I mean the overdoing it

1598
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 4: with the staying. I think she didn't go far enough

1599
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 4: with the overdoing it. Yes, you can overdo it. You've

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01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 4: got to ruin his life. You do become the worst water.

1601
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: Yes, stay there for weeks if you're really need to.

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01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,760
Speaker 2: Try, and then kind of evict him from your new

1603
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 2: home and just make his life a living hell. Keeping

1604
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 2: the gift was okay to keep the gift.

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01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 5: Gift, Well, it depends if the gifts like a diamond.

1606
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 1: I feel like it's it's all about it's if they

1607
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: clearly spent a lot of money and could return it

1608
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:15,639
Speaker 1: and you feel guilty keeping it, right, then okay, fine,

1609
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 1: maybe give it back to them. But if it's like

1610
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 1: something like you know, enjoy the gift, it's like just

1611
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: keep it.

1612
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 2: It's more amplicated.

1613
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 5: To go and like give it back and hash it out.

1614
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,639
Speaker 1: Just like I'm I'm a big fan of those kinds

1615
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 1: of breakups where you just go like cold turkey, don't

1616
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: speak to that person.

1617
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 5: I think it's the best.

1618
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,679
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, no, I have to like go and get

1619
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 1: coffee with them, Like, no, you don't.

1620
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 2: What They're not going to be part of your life

1621
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,280
Speaker 2: any You don't.

1622
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: Need to open that wound again.

1623
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 2: It's just clean, you know.

1624
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 1: Sign literally unnecessary. But I think a lot of people

1625
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 1: get caught up in like I have to like, I

1626
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 1: but I loved this person for so long and they

1627
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,760
Speaker 1: have to I'm so used to talking to them, and

1628
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, you never gonna get over it if

1629
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,439
Speaker 1: you keeps seeing them for fucking coffee.

1630
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,160
Speaker 2: Neither of you wins.

1631
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like the problem Zoe has is

1632
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,000
Speaker 4: these judgy friends and families.

1633
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 2: I get rid of them.

1634
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:14,919
Speaker 1: I agree. I think you're she's trying to please everybody

1635
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: and you just can't. You got to do what what

1636
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: makes you feel best.

1637
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 2: Zoe has to isolate, cut off everyone.

1638
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 5: Go ahead and find a cabin in the woods, not

1639
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:26,520
Speaker 5: this guy's.

1640
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:31,160
Speaker 2: Cabin, maybe next door, and make it your own Colorado

1641
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:34,799
Speaker 2: And you don't even have to finish the house.

1642
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:38,599
Speaker 1: There's plenty of men there and body women and children

1643
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,280
Speaker 1: to be friends with.

1644
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 2: What kind of tax break could you possibly be getting.

1645
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, by that point, you're paying for the gift and

1646
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 1: more with the tax break you're getting in Colorado City.

1647
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 5: I know, I do think like I mean, it's always.

1648
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 1: So messy breakups because they're like you, clearly you have

1649
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,599
Speaker 1: stuff of theirs, they have stuff of yours. I'm just like,

1650
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 1: let them keep it. Yeah, it doesn't matter that much.

1651
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,559
Speaker 2: In three months it'll all be forgotten.

1652
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,720
Speaker 1: Nobody give you. Think about all the stuff in your

1653
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,680
Speaker 1: house that goes to goodwill, not to call it back.

1654
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 2: We know none of the things will be tried on

1655
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:10,679
Speaker 2: in store.

1656
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 1: That stuff's going in a landfill, no matter what, No

1657
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: matter what he gave you, it can't be that good.

1658
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,120
Speaker 1: What was it? A Stanley kind?

1659
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:23,480
Speaker 2: I know of all the details in this forty t

1660
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:24,719
Speaker 2: Tell me what you got.

1661
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:32,519
Speaker 1: Tell me otherwise I'm just like, I don't understand. It

1662
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: would have to be the gift would help me understand

1663
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:36,560
Speaker 1: why it's so hard.

1664
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 2: Right now, this precious gem.

1665
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 1: At this point, I'm like, I don't think you really

1666
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 1: like this person. Clearly this guy seems to have some

1667
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: kind of hold over you or your guilt. Does that

1668
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,719
Speaker 1: you keep going back?

1669
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:49,679
Speaker 2: He basically lives in another state.

1670
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't. You could never speak to this person again.

1671
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:56,560
Speaker 1: But maybe this gift was like a car Zobe.

1672
01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a new boat or something.

1673
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1674
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 2: Well, we can't answer the question fully because Zoe, Zoe

1675
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:04,839
Speaker 2: fortunately failed.

1676
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:08,640
Speaker 5: I love you, Zoe, but you really fucked that one up.

1677
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, Zoe will take you know the kind of swamp

1678
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 4: of information we just provided and.

1679
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 2: Fix your life. Yeah, fix your.

1680
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 4: Life with that information. We answered this as perfectly as

1681
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 4: we possibly could have.

1682
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,760
Speaker 1: And I just want to say, I kept all those

1683
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,400
Speaker 1: gifts from that guy that I broke.

1684
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,679
Speaker 2: Up with, and do you still have look at me now,

1685
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:32,720
Speaker 2: I don't have any one of those gifts. Oh I

1686
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 2: wonder who has them? Some landfill probably, And now you're

1687
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:39,639
Speaker 2: here being a beautiful artist, exactly, Zoe.

1688
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 1: That could be Zoe, could be you, Zoe painting a

1689
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: beautiful picture like this.

1690
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,040
Speaker 2: Oh Lily, I've had such a wonderful time.

1691
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god, me too.

1692
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 2: And I now have this beautiful piece of art. I'll

1693
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:51,759
Speaker 2: have to frame.

1694
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry I didn't bring a frame and.

1695
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 4: Then sell to our billionaire listener. Please reach out, I'm

1696
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 4: begging you. Let me stay in your vacation home. Just

1697
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,840
Speaker 4: so wonderful time with you. Thank you for being.

1698
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 1: Here, ah Joy, thank you so much for having me.

1699
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 2: Listener.

1700
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:11,639
Speaker 4: The podcast is, it's never been more over. It's just ending,

1701
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:20,639
Speaker 4: move on, I love you, goodbye, I said No Gifts

1702
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 4: is an exactly right production. It's produced by our dear

1703
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 4: friend Annalise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday,

1704
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 4: and we couldn't do it without our guest booker Patrick Kottner.

1705
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 4: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1706
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 4: worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram.

1707
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,160
Speaker 4: At I said, no gifts. I don't want to hear

1708
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,640
Speaker 4: any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

1709
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:45,880
Speaker 4: all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1710
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 4: to see pictures of the gifts?

1711
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:50,840
Speaker 1: Invt did you hear?

1712
01:14:53,360 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 3: Funa Man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest, Tom,

1713
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 3: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

1714
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 3: your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

1715
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 3: So how do you dare to surbey me