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Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. We want to

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Now? Porn? Do you

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Speaker 1: need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgareth.

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Speaker 4: We are transmitting to you via zoom maybe one of

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Speaker 4: the last times. I mean, we're coming up soon, we

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Speaker 4: will be in the car. I'm counting down the days

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Speaker 5: I can't wait to be back in the car so much,

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Speaker 5: only because I feel like being in the car.

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Speaker 1: Is the third lead of this podcast. Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 4: It is what sparked most of our conversation. I'm realizing

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Speaker 4: things we used to drive by. You know, people getting

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Speaker 4: in fights at bus stops, nearer accidents, laws, so many

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Speaker 1: So much.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but now we do it all ourselves the way

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Speaker 5: everyone else has to in quarantine.

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Speaker 1: It's diy good time, just talking in circles, referencing the

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Speaker 1: same things we did last time. We're all going crazy,

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Speaker 1: that's right. And today our guest to go crazy with

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Speaker 1: us and.

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Speaker 5: For us is a great comedian who is truly one

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Speaker 1: And she has just started her.

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Speaker 5: Own podcast on the Exactly Right Network called That's Messed Up,

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Speaker 5: a Law and Order SVU podcast, which is already a hit.

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Speaker 5: So please everybody welcome Kara Klank.

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Speaker 6: Oh, thank you guys. So great to be here. I'm

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Speaker 6: not going to try to replace the third character that

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Speaker 5: Just think car thoughts as we all dig into this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it just if I think of you as a car,

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Speaker 4: I think of the car character that which is teen wheels.

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Speaker 1: Is it teen wheels? I can't? Yeah, the one you

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's a human, a teenager. I don't know

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Speaker 6: I think it's when he gets a boner, he turns

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Saturday morning, softcore animated porn for kids. This kid

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Speaker 4: would get turned off and then his letterman jacket would

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Speaker 6: And children everywhere. I actually am having a vague memory

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Speaker 6: of this. Chris the Show, Yes it is it? Turbotine? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 6: rotine wheels or turbotine. It is turbotine, Karen, turbotine. I

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Speaker 6: think you're exactly right.

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Speaker 5: Or was that my Christian group that I belong to?

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Speaker 5: Your high I can't remember the turbotines.

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Speaker 6: We've talked about our love God. It's turbocharge.

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Speaker 5: It might be every single time, and I think, now

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Speaker 6: It's just like it's Kara like Karen, where I'm like,

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Speaker 6: Kara's yep, I sure do. Yeah, that's my husband's manager.

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Speaker 1: To the Eagle's greatest hits, which all babies love, Babies

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Speaker 5: California, Guess who has a baby here has a baby?

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Speaker 4: Yes, these tin these thin Los Angeles walls, Yeah, they

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Speaker 6: But my husband, you know Jared, You guys know Jared Logan,

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Speaker 4: I usually think about Vegas and I'm like, no, thank

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Speaker 6: Yeah, all of it, anything, just the care free touching

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Speaker 1: I would just see. I did smoke the elevator.

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Speaker 5: Like when you're allowed to smoke in Vegas. I was

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Speaker 6: Once I went in there. One time I went in there,

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Speaker 4: And you're in like a human aquarium. It's just people

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Speaker 4: You would just be with the dredges of society and

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Speaker 1: Sadly looking at the ground like smoking. Oh god, gotta

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Speaker 1: It was as juvenile as cigarette hurting my lungs. There's

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Speaker 1: I don't. I love it. Then you're addicted. Yeah, thanks Skipriz. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: everyone thinks they're above being addicted. For years, I would

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Speaker 5: I got if there was a place that you could

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Speaker 1: What would you like to do? It would be your

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Speaker 6: Bunch of my friends over to Australia, then I don't

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Speaker 1: Like, I mean, what are we gonna are?

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Speaker 5: You freaked out to me too, I lost my feel weird, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I was that.

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Speaker 4: Scary the other day how I had not been to

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Speaker 4: And I can't blame that on quarantine. I have to

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Speaker 4: it's not your own popularity. I think it's because you

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to say it, but like I used

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Speaker 4: I moved to Echo Park, and I do feel like

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Speaker 4: But I yeah, I just think that in general, prior

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of these, hey, let's meet at a

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Speaker 5: Well, or maybe people just didn't feel like putting in

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Speaker 1: Gonna put a guest together and we're gonna do this.

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Speaker 5: And like I had this whole party like year of

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Speaker 5: know each other, and it would be dinner with salons. Yes, yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 5: just like and I've talked to you about this, Kara,

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Speaker 1: And now I'm just like fucking get ready after that vaccine.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm gonna grow my hair to like some

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. Yeah, truly, and they strange gowns and

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Speaker 4: And they're going to be like, come on in, you're

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Speaker 4: It was funny though, the first party you had, you

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this is great. Are you having fun? And

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00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 1: You're like, no, no, not yet. You were like working

443
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah. See, it was nervous. You were entertaining. Yeah,

444
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 1: it's the last party we had.

445
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Speaker 6: We had a party for my husband's fortieth and we

446
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 6: did I did a taco truck specifically because I was like,

447
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 6: if I don't do something where the food is not

448
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 6: is out of my hands, I will be pulling Trader

449
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 6: Joe's apps out of the oven all fucking night and

450
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 6: I am miserable and I will eventually get drunk and

451
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,119
Speaker 6: burn myself.

452
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 1: So I just like had to do it for myself

453
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 1: and it's the best.

454
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Speaker 6: I mean, look, it was a special occasion. I'm not

455
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,160
Speaker 6: going to get like a food truck and everything. It's expensive,

456
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 6: but like you know, it was the best to not

457
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 6: have to work the food.

458
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,360
Speaker 5: It was so great and people love it because then

459
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 5: they kind of don't have to worry about it either,

460
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 5: like they're not it's not that thing where Well, this

461
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 5: is actually one of my favorite memories, Chris. I think

462
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 5: you were at this party at my old house, so

463
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 5: this would have been easily five years ago or more.

464
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 5: I had a Christmas party and I was making my mom.

465
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 5: My mom had this appetizer that was like her secret

466
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 5: you know, her secret weapon appetizer, and all it is is.

467
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 1: All it is is the Kraft Green Parmesan cheese.

468
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 5: You mix equal parts of that and mayonnaise until it's

469
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 5: like a no Then you put it on You slice

470
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 5: up a baguette and put it on top of the

471
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 5: little rounds of baguette, and then you put it in

472
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 5: the broiler for literally like two minutes, so it browns

473
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 5: on the top and it's boiling hot, and no one

474
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 5: knows it's just those two ingredients. So they eat it

475
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 5: and they think it's so like tart and cheesy but

476
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 5: creamy and delicious. Literally, people at this party, Chris, do

477
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 5: you remember this? People were drunk and I would pull

478
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 5: the tray out of the oven and turn around and

479
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 5: people would just grab what.

480
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, that's from the broiler.

481
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 5: You're gonna people just take it into their mouth and

482
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 5: they were so drunk and then they'd like two seconds

483
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 5: later like holy shit, and they were like scalding their

484
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 5: mouth and they didn't care.

485
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 1: Couldn't make them fast enough. It was hilarious. I am

486
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 1: of so trying that recipe. That sounds fucking amazing.

487
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 5: It's really delicious, but you have to make it like

488
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 5: in a side room or in a pantry so people

489
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 5: can't see because it's really disgusting the actual ingredients.

490
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 7: Me.

491
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: Now, I go, is it a dip? Like would you

492
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 1: eat that raw?

493
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 5: No?

494
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: You dip fried mac and cheese balls into it. Honestly,

495
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: Mayo gets away with a lot with me. I really

496
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: love it. I feel like, you know, you could just

497
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: kind of put out Mayo and I'm like, that's good fun.

498
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 4: I see it's funny because I just set sight of it.

499
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 4: I think, I say it overnight, just once and it

500
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 4: becomes transparent by morning. Yes, yeah, that was an experiment

501
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 4: that happened accidentally, and I've always just I think as

502
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 4: a kid it made me gag once and so but

503
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 4: anytime it's in something you can trick me into.

504
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 6: Thinking, yeah, yeah, that's the try to like a good

505
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 6: grilled cheese or something is like musing mayo because it

506
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 6: has a because instead of butter, it has like a

507
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 6: lower burn threshold or something like that. Yea, I think

508
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 6: that's like a Martha Stewart thing. Honestly, I haven't tried it, but.

509
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 5: Karen was like, I don't think so well with the

510
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 5: mayo I had well, and this I know, I've told

511
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 5: this story on this podcast. The other thing is Chris

512
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 5: and I were into repeating things for the fiftieth time.

513
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: Now, but I haven't heard it, so let's go. Yeah, exactly.

514
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 5: My mom used to moisturize her hair every Sunday night

515
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 5: by putting mayonnaise in her hair and then wrapping like

516
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 5: either a plastic bag shower capper, like some ran wrap

517
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 5: around it, so she would reek of like sitting mayonnaise.

518
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 5: And she always had really long seventies nails, so the

519
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 5: mayonnaise would be under her fingernails until she rinsed the

520
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 5: whole thing. So I had a problem with like if

521
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 5: mayonnaise was coming out of the side of a sandwich,

522
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 5: I'd have to get away from it, like it couldn't

523
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 5: couldn't have too much, like more than more than what

524
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 5: made a sandwich moist.

525
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: Mayonnaise was upsetting to me.

526
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 4: I thought that mayonnaise and like egg whites, was how

527
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 4: you know a white kid in college got dreadlocks.

528
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: I thought mayonnaise was the key to dreads? Was your

529
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: mom putting in your heads? What'd you say? Was your

530
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: mom grown out her dreads?

531
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 7: I thought you said, should I get dressed? Should I

532
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 7: get dreads? And then we were like, I've been putting

533
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 7: coconut oil in my hair? I don't know, No, that's finny.

534
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 6: I always was told because I have really thick hair,

535
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 6: and like when it would get dry, people were like,

536
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 6: have you tried mayonnaise?

537
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 1: And I never did it, but I was told him

538
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: about it. My mom swore by it. But it's like

539
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: then I think it as a food ruins mayonnaise.

540
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, Chris, I said, yes, you recently online

541
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 6: and I was like it is and this is, this

542
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 6: is it's been in a hat.

543
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: I don't even think I knew you had curly hair.

544
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 1: This is yeah, none of us did because always been

545
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: pretty short. Wow, yeah, I don't.

546
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 6: I think if you're gonna try dreads, now's the time

547
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 6: I know was gonna judge me.

548
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: My plan. Get some Mayo tomorrow. Let's see what you

549
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: can do. Let me dust off this uh by Mayo

550
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: And I'm like, put Mayo on anything. I love it.

551
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: That's a solution to everything. Hairstyles, moisturizing, sandwich.

552
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 5: Wowa really has the progress Chris's hair has made during

553
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 5: this quarantine. Like we've been kind kind of tracking it

554
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 5: on the show, and this is it's now next level.

555
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 5: You're starting to look like Shaka Khan. Yeah, I'm trying to.

556
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 5: I'm trying to and it it is.

557
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 4: You look like it is riddled with coconut oil, as

558
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 4: I said, And I've been wearing hats and tight like

559
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 4: dew rags at night and it keeps it.

560
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: But it's still it cannot be tamed.

561
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 4: If I if I had like teased it and put

562
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 4: stuff in it, it would be people would laugh when

563
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 4: I passed. So I'm trying to make it not comedic,

564
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 4: but get to the point where I can just put

565
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 4: it all into a ponytail. That's my new I never

566
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 4: thought that would be a goal, but I want to

567
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 4: have a pony.

568
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: So is that the goal?

569
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,479
Speaker 6: Are you just trying to grow it as long as

570
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 6: you can or you obviously you're not going to a

571
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 6: barbershop because of COVID, but you're not.

572
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: You're not like, oh maybe I'll buzz at myself or

573
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: anything like that.

574
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 6: No.

575
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 4: I went to a private hair cutting situation an E. G.

576
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 4: Money fan of the podcast Cut just cut the cause

577
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 4: it grows in different areas. Your hair will like grow

578
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 4: in in the areas that where your brain works better

579
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 4: or something.

580
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 1: I think that was it Like the back of your

581
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: head grows more than the top.

582
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 7: It is.

583
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: It's it's low snopast. It helps it right now, see

584
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna look it up. It's yeah, the back, the

585
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: back of your scalp grows faster. So I had to

586
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: have like I had to have it taken in a

587
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: little but not a lot of length, just to reshaping,

588
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: if you will. What's coming up on snopes and also

589
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: what is Snopes?

590
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 5: It's the website where you can check if things are right.

591
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 5: You've never heard of that, it's not.

592
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have, I just never asked. I thought it

593
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: was a version of Jeeves no no, and the part

594
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: of your head. How do I ask the question? How

595
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: does your hair grow longer in different places? I think

596
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: that's what he said based on brain activity. I'm going

597
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: to go that far.

598
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 5: There's no reason to believe this is all about hair length. Oh,

599
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 5: it's a website called Eddie's haircutsshave dot com.

600
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: Oh, what's Eddie? No, Eddie knows.

601
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 5: There's no reason to believe that hair grows faster on

602
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 5: the sides or top of your head at all. But

603
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 5: some may notice that the hair on the left side

604
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 5: of their head grows faster if they sleep on their

605
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 5: left side of their body or right side.

606
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: But that's just Eddie.

607
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 4: We don't I maybe I listened to half of that

608
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 4: and thought, well, I'm a left brained person. Clearly, that's

609
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 4: why the left side of my hair, because it was

610
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 4: the left side was twice the size if I had

611
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 4: let it keep going.

612
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: I cut hair off this side and left this side.

613
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 5: I do know that people with curly hair, curly hair

614
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 5: is grows faster than straight that's why it's curly.

615
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: It's growing fast.

616
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 5: Oh really, that's what I've been told that by people

617
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 5: that I don't think we're lying to me, but who

618
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 5: knows in this world.

619
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's happening everywhere. My eyebrows become a retired math professor.

620
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: Just everywhere. I don't it's just happening. I'm okay with it.

621
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 7: I like you.

622
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: I think it's like a new persona for you, they

623
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: professor or something.

624
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, anything to where I don't have to try as

625
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 4: hard to write jokes. See that guy that acts like

626
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 4: himself with funny hair.

627
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: I love him.

628
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 5: He's so I don't know, funny for no reason. He

629
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 5: doesn't care what anybody thinks about him. I guess it's

630
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 5: like he is an individual and that's what I like

631
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 5: on stage.

632
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: But little do they know. I care so much what

633
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: everyone thinks of him, Way too much.

634
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 5: Wait, now, I know Chris has But Kara, have you

635
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 5: been doing stand up like internet stand up shows? Oh gosh.

636
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: At the beginning, I did like a couple, and I

637
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: did a couple.

638
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 6: I did like one with Jared where we did like

639
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 6: a bit, you know, and then nothing for months, and

640
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 6: then two weeks ago I did Hot Tub with Curt

641
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 6: and Chris, and Kurt actually had to be gone, so

642
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 6: I sort of hosted with kristin a little bit. So

643
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 6: that was fun, but I was just reading thoughts out

644
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 6: of my phone like it was like, I just it

645
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 6: wasn't real stand up. And they actually on that show

646
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 6: have sort of figured out a way where like the

647
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 6: comics can be on and a few of their Patreon

648
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 6: people are on so that there's actual laughter, which is

649
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 6: that so much better? I mean when I was just

650
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 6: doing it into like the void, I was like why,

651
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 6: like why am I doing this? But you know, some

652
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 6: of my friends have been doing a ton of them

653
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 6: and are enjoying themselves. I just I need an audience,

654
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 6: I feel like, I yeah, just I.

655
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 4: Did a special by myself on a stage, which felt cool.

656
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 4: It was like an actual stage and people were on

657
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 4: zoom and I thought I'd be able to hear them,

658
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 4: but quickly realized I would not, and it made me.

659
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 4: It made me do seventy five minutes. You know that

660
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 4: whole thing where you're like, I can't get off until

661
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 4: I get it here a laugh, even if I know

662
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 4: it's not going to happen. I'm just going to never happen,

663
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 4: but it does make when there's no laughter. I have

664
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 4: been interested just rewatching things, your body, your defense mechanism,

665
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 4: primal defense, falling back on trying to be funny to

666
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 4: survive kicks in and you end up saying things that

667
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 4: you normally wouldn't in front of an audience. So it's

668
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 4: been sort of an interesting experiment, but nothing that I put.

669
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 6: Out a sweating really hard to Like, I mean, I'm

670
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 6: in front of my laptop with like a ring light.

671
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: I'm just boiling, like yeah, yeah, I mean I haven't

672
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: done it. I haven't.

673
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 5: I'm so far past even doing stand up. It feels

674
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 5: like these days. But when in real life, in the

675
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 5: back in the day when I really did care so

676
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 5: much about stand up, and I would be on stage

677
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 5: and there would be silence. I turned on the audience,

678
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 5: so I was so unprofessional and so like not in

679
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 5: it for the game of like how do you turn

680
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 5: this around? It would just be immediately like yeah, well

681
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 5: fuck you guys. Then like I couldn't handle what what

682
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 5: I projected onto them judging me or hating me or

683
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 5: whatever the silence meant was so vicious and awful that

684
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 5: like I just I just simply couldn't do.

685
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: It, yeah, because like I was like, that's yeah.

686
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 6: And I was running a show for a really long

687
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 6: time at like UCB Sunset and God willing it makes

688
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 6: it through the pandemic, but just not a good venue.

689
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 6: Just not a good venue. The people are far from you,

690
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 6: it's weirdly lit. It's just like first stand up, I

691
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 6: stand by.

692
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: It's not a good venue.

693
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 6: And I was just hosting a show there every Monday,

694
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 6: where I'd be like, hey, fuckers.

695
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna hate us again, Like yeah, yeah,

696
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: it's like so I am there too.

697
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 6: So eventually they were like we're gonna close down on Mondays.

698
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 6: And I wasn't even like can I get another night?

699
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: I was like bye so much I was like, ah good,

700
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: I can't.

701
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 6: Like yeah, it's like if you just have bad audience

702
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 6: after bad it audience. And I hate to blame the audience,

703
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 6: but sometimes I do think it's like the space.

704
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: You know, very often it's the audience's fault.

705
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 5: And the way that audience there specifically is set up

706
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 5: is clearly for a different vibe.

707
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: Because it was a beautiful place.

708
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 5: Yes, and that they the those strange front cist pieces

709
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 5: that would block, so you couldn't their faces were dimmed

710
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 5: because of the way the lighting was, and then you

711
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 5: couldn't really see the bodies, so it looked like a

712
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 5: bunch of like box seats at the opera of people

713
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 5: who hated you, people who.

714
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 6: Were like every single person at my show acted like

715
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 6: someone told them this was a Universal Studios tour.

716
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're just.

717
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 6: Finding out that it's not. And I would be like,

718
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 6: you guys, knew what you were coming in here for.

719
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 6: It says stand up comedy show. Like they would all

720
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 6: just be like the crowd work was like pulling fucking teeth?

721
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 5: Was it was?

722
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 6: But I will say, in case you know, I don't know,

723
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 6: one of the UCB people is listening, Frank Franklin is

724
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 6: an amazing space.

725
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: I do love that. Yeah, I love it. I miss it.

726
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 4: I think about it, and hopefully much like a smoker

727
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 4: in an elevator, where you are going to miss audiences

728
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 4: so much that I will I will just be happy

729
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 4: to be in front of a judgment.

730
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Should I do.

731
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 6: A show for two couples that like I If they

732
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 6: leave the show's over, I'm going to be really giving

733
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 6: them everything I have.

734
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that I'm going to appreciate audiences more.

735
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 4: I gotta keep reminding myself to appreciate every single audience.

736
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 1: The drunk is even in just a Southern drunken dad.

737
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: No offense to the South.

738
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 5: But that's where I remember when we when we first

739
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 5: started doing business class at the Improv Lob, Chris and

740
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 5: there would be there. It was basically a bunch of

741
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 5: people who listened to our podcast and listen to my

742
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 5: favorite Murder would come. But they didn't know how to

743
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 5: be a comedy audience. So no matter what was happening,

744
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 5: they were stone silent, like they were like they thought,

745
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 5: this is how you respectfully watch comedy.

746
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: To watch it do stand up the way I watch

747
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: them when I'm driving my car.

748
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 4: I had gotten used to it, I really, and now

749
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 4: I just look at faces and I see the silent,

750
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 4: smiling joy and I'm really, it's been good for me

751
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 4: to not have to depend on audible laughter.

752
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting that.

753
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 5: It is funny that kind of like they But we

754
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,959
Speaker 5: were lucky because the same people came back a bunch,

755
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 5: and so then we started getting this core people who

756
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 5: knew what to do and knew how to do it,

757
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 5: and they would kind.

758
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: Of lead, you know what I mean.

759
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 5: So it wasn't but those first couple shows was shocking

760
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 5: where I'm like, why did we ever agree to do this?

761
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: This is the worst idea. And then it's just like,

762
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, no, it's that people just want to observe. Yeah, like,

763
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 1: and that's.

764
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 6: Better than the I think a lot of the Lab audience,

765
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 6: which is people that didn't get into the show in

766
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 6: the main room, are disappointed to be watching you.

767
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, that's oh my god. That was always

768
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: the Lab.

769
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 4: Also, there is a show in San Francisco that was

770
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 4: in a theater without a microphone, and I was horrified

771
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 4: the first time I did it, but you had to

772
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 4: and figured it out within ten minutes, project your voice

773
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 4: like you were in a sketch group at UCB, like

774
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, we just need.

775
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: A suggestion from the audience.

776
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 5: Right.

777
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: There was that.

778
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 4: Also, it became a dialogue with the audience. All of

779
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 4: a sudden, I'm gesticulating, I'm using my hands, I'm not

780
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 4: holding I've never known I feel so powerless when I'm

781
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 4: pulling a mic out of a mic stand. And then

782
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 4: you got to hold the mic all of a sudden

783
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 4: I'm talking. I thought I didn't even like how that looked.

784
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: When a comic's doing stand up on a late night

785
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: show and they don't have a mic, I'm like, oh,

786
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: I need the mic, but you don't. You get used

787
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: to it, and then all of a sudden, you're doing

788
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: this theater diaphragm joke telling yes, yeah, most it's my

789
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: one man show. Yeah, yeah it did. It felt like, oh,

790
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: I'm a performing entertainer. This has become high art.

791
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 6: This is reminding me of my friend who lives in

792
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 6: North Carolina asked me to come down. She's like, my

793
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 6: company will pay you to come down and do their

794
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 6: Christmas party. And I was like, all right, they're.

795
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: Gonna fly me down there.

796
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 6: I get to visit my friend because I never just

797
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 6: pop on down to North Carolina really, you know. So

798
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 6: it's like the company, do they're financial? Okay, yeah, I

799
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 6: think it's going to be like a big thing. It's

800
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 6: thirty people. It's in the back room at Amagiano's.

801
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: I had said. They had asked me a million times, what.

802
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 5: Do you need?

803
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 6: I go just a microphone. I just stean in a microphone, Oh,

804
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 6: wireless or any microphone. I just Dan a microphone. They

805
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 6: only brought a love mic, so I talked, Oh my god,

806
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 6: I was so uncomfortable not using a microphone, even though

807
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 6: I absolutely could have projected to thirty people in a

808
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 6: private room Atmagianos that I held a tiny mouse sized

809
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 6: microphone in front of my mouth and did stand up

810
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 6: into it.

811
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, any mic five minutes, Yeah, any like even a

812
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 4: microphone that you'd see in a dollhouse.

813
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: Just bring it.

814
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly how detailed do you need a description of

815
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,240
Speaker 5: a microphone that you're gonna fuck it up that badly?

816
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: Like this is not a c Span book group? Like

817
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: what are you doing?

818
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 6: And then I had to and then I stayed after

819
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 6: and they all said they enjoyed it, and then I

820
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 6: had to do their white elephant with them.

821
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: I had to do it like a grab bag with them.

822
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 1: That would actually be fun.

823
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 5: I would love, like an office gift exchange would actually

824
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 5: be a funny, hilarious thing to host.

825
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 4: Every time someone opens a present, you're like, is there

826
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 4: a microphone in there?

827
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: Can I have it? I'll trade you.

828
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 6: I love the idea that it's like, hey, everybody's was

829
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 6: everybody doing?

830
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 1: And then I point the tiny mic, so my mom's

831
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: Italian and my dad's Irish because I'm a drunk everybody

832
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: doing you people in the back. Oh god, I.

833
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 4: Would want like Gallagher perk too, to have like the

834
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 4: Janet Jackson microphone where it's on a little stem like you're,

835
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 4: oh yeah, exceptionist.

836
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then you just start telling people how to

837
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 5: lose weight. You can do this, will you can?

838
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: I'll do it? Love life, body image, money, These are

839
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: all things I don't all connected.

840
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 5: Magnetize success, control and then you just go into the

841
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 5: control dance routine.

842
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: Do you if that makes me think?

843
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 3: So?

844
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 5: Would you say that's your worst gig ever? Or do

845
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 5: you want to tell a story of your worst gig?

846
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 6: And that's my most specific it's not the worst. But

847
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 6: I just don't think. I think I maybe have blocked

848
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 6: out worst gigs. I mean, I've definitely done shows for

849
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 6: like two people where no one responds. I you know,

850
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 6: I've done bad shows, but I can't think of like

851
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 6: anything super awkward and horrible besides that one. Off the

852
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 6: top of my head. I really should have a better

853
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 6: story of that. But I'm letting you down right now,

854
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 6: and I apologize.

855
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: No, no, you're not.

856
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,479
Speaker 5: I can tell you when I just off the top

857
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 5: and I a thousand of these because I did colleges

858
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 5: for oh yes, yeah, and that those are all basically bad.

859
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,280
Speaker 5: Like it's like it's a nooner in the cafeteria and they're.

860
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 6: All wearing pja pants, they all look tired, they look

861
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 6: like someone dragged them there.

862
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 5: Yes, they they're forced, and yet at the same time

863
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 5: you're in a cafeteria, so there's nothing about it as

864
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 5: show business y. And there was one that actually wasn't

865
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 5: going that bad until the end when it was like

866
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 5: the final ten minutes, a team of some kind I

867
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 5: don't remember, it was either the football team or the

868
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 5: basketball team were just got done with their I was

869
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 5: gonna say, rehearsal, the rehearsal, and so they came in

870
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 5: for the end of my set and I one of

871
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 5: the last jokes I did was about the National Cheerleading Championships,

872
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 5: and it was just basically like a series of jokes

873
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 5: shitting on cheerleaders, and from the back of the room.

874
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: This guy goes, uh, that's fucked up.

875
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 5: My mom is a cheerleader, and the whole room went insane,

876
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 5: and then I just went that, you know what, that's

877
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 5: my closer good night everybody, and I like let him

878
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 5: close the show. It was so fucking funny. I was like,

879
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 5: I'm not going to be able to beat that. Wait,

880
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 5: I know what my closer is. It's not funnier than

881
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 5: what that guy just said, So I'm going to leave

882
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 5: on his joke.

883
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 4: And then he literally got on stage and finished the show.

884
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 4: Or did he He just kept talking about his mom.

885
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 5: No, no, no, he his joke of his mom. Yeah,

886
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 5: like pretending to be offended because his mother is a cheerleader.

887
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 5: I was just like, and that's our show, ladies and gentlemen,

888
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 5: thanks so much.

889
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: Get ended day.

890
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 6: The thing about these college shows too, is like it's

891
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 6: really only like freshmen that go, I feel like most

892
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 6: of the time, because they're the ones that still go

893
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 6: to like the organized activities at the school provides and

894
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 6: a lot of times you go in the fall. So

895
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 6: they've all just been in college for like four weeks.

896
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 6: They're all still looking at their friends like do we

897
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 6: think this is funny?

898
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: I don't know.

899
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 5: I'm trying to reinvent myself here, like you know, like no,

900
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 5: I don't want to miss step and then be the

901
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 5: nerd in the dorm.

902
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 6: So it's so awkward, and I just it's the awkwardness

903
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 6: I think is palpable in those cafeterias. Oh, lighting is horrendous.

904
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 6: You think like you'd be sitting there and you'd be like, oh,

905
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 6: here comes some audience. But it's just like dudes going

906
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 6: to get chips.

907
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 4: Like yeah, and again my own insecurity. It's the only

908
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 4: chance for a student to be attacked for simply doing

909
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 4: her homework, like, why are you? It's my only time

910
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 4: in between class I have a test. It's like, oh, okay,

911
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,439
Speaker 4: I made this all about me. I thought you sorry.

912
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get a joke going.

913
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in the place where you study, and a

914
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 4: comedian was thrust upon you.

915
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I did a show.

916
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 6: I did a show here at uh what one of

917
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 6: those schools at UCLA I think where I they. I

918
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 6: did it in a full dining hall during a rush hour.

919
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 6: No one was listening, and then I got a parking ticket.

920
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 6: I was like, I paid to come do this garbage.

921
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 6: Oh that's the best I used to I used.

922
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 5: To run a show at UCLA in the It's like

923
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 5: the Bruin Diner or whatever it's called. Right, it's the

924
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 5: one that kind of has seats built around and then

925
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 5: the well obviously that's how probably any cafeteria was. The

926
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 5: subway wasn't in the middle, it was on the outside.

927
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 5: But it was basically like they were like they wanted,

928
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 5: you know, weekly student entertainment. So I ran the show

929
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 5: and then just got all the people that at the

930
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 5: time I was doing other shows with, and it was

931
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 5: like always okay, and then one time I just happened

932
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 5: to get a bunch of huge, amazing people like I can't.

933
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 5: It was like David Cross was the closer, and he

934
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 5: got up there and just started going, are the frat

935
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 5: boys here?

936
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: Because you guys, you know, I don't know if.

937
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 5: Anybody else knows, but and he starts telling stories about

938
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 5: like what frat guys do in private and like how

939
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 5: they get into fraternities and shit, and the audience, I mean,

940
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 5: they were going fucking nuts. It was like it was

941
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 5: like all the nerd kids basically having their revenge of

942
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 5: like talking shit on the frat guys.

943
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: It was so hilarious. It was like it was unbelievable.

944
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 6: Gosh, full circle back to mayonnaise. By the way, in

945
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 6: my college, a lot of the fraternity or hazing rituals

946
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 6: involved eating a lot of mayo. Oh no, yeah, that's

947
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 6: what I heard. Like they would put like a Snickers

948
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 6: at the bottom of an industrial sized thing of mayo

949
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 6: and you had to like eat till you found it

950
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 6: or something.

951
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, it's always it.

952
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 6: Was always horrible food horror that I heard about. It

953
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 6: was never I guess it's drink until you die. It

954
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 6: was always like until you're.

955
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: You go to the hospital. Like, I don't know, Yeah,

956
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: I'd rather one is worse. Yeah, hard to say.

957
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 4: I'll try my hand at just meeting kids on campus

958
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 4: rather than go through this whole thing.

959
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for real, I'll just join the club. Yeah.

960
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: I made fun of it for my whole college experience.

961
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 4: And then I had an acting class, the only acting

962
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 4: class I have ever taken, I think in college. And

963
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 4: it was with a bunch of Fiji house members and

964
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 4: they wouldn't invite me to their parties and they it

965
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 4: was the healthiest, nicest This one fraternity was like they

966
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 4: all had oh it's time to do homework, and someone

967
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 4: was cooking them dinner. They were all nice, they kept

968
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm not going to be in the

969
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 4: fraternity and They're like no, we just like having you around.

970
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is great. Should I have done this?

971
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 4: And then I found out how much it cost? It

972
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 4: was like okay, yeah, it was very expected.

973
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 6: There was a co ed fraternity at my school that

974
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 6: asked for your parents' financial records before you could join.

975
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: What oh that is yeah?

976
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, because they like only took people who were like

977
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 6: really rich, and it was expensive to join and be

978
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 6: a part of that and to.

979
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: Live there, so weird. Wait, can you say what college

980
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: you went to?

981
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 5: Oh?

982
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to Trinity College in Connecticut.

983
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 6: And I mean maybe I won't say the actual fraternity,

984
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 6: but there's like three, so you know what I'm talking about.

985
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: If you went there, we're also going to need a

986
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: proof of your genetics. Yeah, it's like can we get

987
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: a twenty three and meat?

988
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 7: Yeah?

989
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: God, damn, I know it's wild. I mean, it's like,

990
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: you know, New England garbage. I don't know, it was

991
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: a rumor.

992
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 6: Maybe it's not even true today, but everybody it was

993
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 6: a pretty strong rumor.

994
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: You know. They're like, your mom bounced to check, so

995
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: we didn't know you were one of them. Pool.

996
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, should have joined a frat. That's my closing statement.

997
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 4: We're not ending.

998
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why I stand cloth. This is not

999
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: a court court scenario.

1000
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 4: I just like how they had like a den mother

1001
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 4: there that would come down and tell them it's time

1002
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 4: to do homework for two hours and cook.

1003
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: Some food and stuff. I bet that's like what was

1004
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: the draw for a lot of people.

1005
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't even realize that was that was one

1006
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 5: of the aspects. I thought they were all just kind

1007
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 5: of like in a else, breaking everything all the time.

1008
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there were those that a lot of

1009
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 4: those houses, yeah, like straight from a movie, just broken

1010
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 4: a broken lion statue on the porch.

1011
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 6: No, the houses were disgusting at I but I did

1012
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 6: I did I drink beer that ping pong balls from

1013
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 6: the floor had been in?

1014
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: I sure did it? Yes, yeah, absolutely, Yeah.

1015
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 6: All these people are passing around memes like if you

1016
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 6: did this, if you ate this in the eighties, don't

1017
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 6: worry about what's in the vaccine, And one of them

1018
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 6: was like if you drank in a frat basement, like,

1019
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 6: don't worry what's in the vaccine. And I'm like, absolutely,

1020
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,479
Speaker 6: I think I'm already immune to COVID, Like I drank

1021
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 6: a lot of gross things.

1022
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. That is Another thing that I know is going

1023
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 4: to stick with me is my new ability to keep

1024
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 4: my hands out of my face.

1025
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: I am like such a germophobe now, and I think

1026
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: I always had.

1027
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 4: There were times in my life where I've been weird,

1028
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 4: and I have always been weird about wiping down a

1029
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 4: bathroom handle and I leave a restroom stuff like that.

1030
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: But now I think this is permanent. I'm just going

1031
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: to be like such a germophobe now.

1032
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 5: Just don't.

1033
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: You don't have to decide it's permanent. It's permanent right now,

1034
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: but it probably will go.

1035
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, because everybody's like, I'm done shaking hands, I'm never

1036
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 6: touching another person.

1037
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeck, we might hug again. Oh yeah, oh

1038
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to make out. I'm going to kiss strangers.

1039
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 4: But my point is I kind of like that it

1040
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 4: has proven that that was the reason I was getting

1041
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 4: sick three four times a year is because I just

1042
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 4: wasn't paying attention. And now I have not had a cold,

1043
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 4: and I'm confident I never will.

1044
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 6: My kid is twenty months old and has never been sick.

1045
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 6: I feel like her commune system is like a cotton ball.

1046
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 5: I don't really even know like what she's gonna do

1047
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 5: when that's the way it comes back because she's just

1048
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 5: been inside and like everything's like wait around four other

1049
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 5: people Max like she yeah, Like god, I mean and

1050
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 5: that I get what you mean, Chris, because it's like

1051
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 5: the there was a guy that was there here to

1052
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 5: fix the like the water main thing at my house

1053
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 5: today and he came with a total industrial mask.

1054
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then he was trying to explain something to me.

1055
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 5: He was wearing glasses and he's like, sorry, this is

1056
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 5: steaming up my glasses and just pulled the mask all

1057
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 5: the way down. And it was all I could think

1058
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 5: was how many of those like New York Times they

1059
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 5: almost have like the gifts where it shows you the

1060
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 5: spray that.

1061
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: Comes out of someone else's mouth and how long you

1062
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: have before it gets on you.

1063
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 5: Where I'm just like, I will not get COVID right

1064
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 5: as the vaccine cars out right, fuck you fuck that.

1065
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 5: I literally got up and stood six feet away from him,

1066
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 5: so I'm like, sorry, I will absolutely be rude to

1067
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 5: you because I am not getting it at the level

1068
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 5: of that.

1069
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more than what I'm talking about. That positive,

1070
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: the positive aspect of us.

1071
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 4: It like, no one is going to feel weird about it,

1072
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 4: and I'm going to keep wearing a mask on an airplane.

1073
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 4: I think it totally makes sense. I always used to

1074
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 4: get sick on flights. I'd show up and then I'm

1075
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 4: sick by the second show Somewhere I'm like, oh, I

1076
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 4: wonder why I got sick. It was on an airplane

1077
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 4: with a busy. I'm gonna wear surgical masks from now on,

1078
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 4: hear me. Now, I will prove it later. I'm gonna

1079
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 4: be a mask guy.

1080
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: It's December eleventh. Write it down. Karen put it in

1081
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: our logs.

1082
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 6: I think I still see people flying with masks though

1083
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 6: for a while, like yeah, yeah, things are cool.

1084
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: I think people are still gonna fly with that.

1085
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 6: Because you used to see a random one or two people,

1086
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 6: it always reminded me of SARS.

1087
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: I would see it go we have SARS is still around,

1088
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: and yeah now it is now, Yeah it kind of was.

1089
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 4: I guess I really think permanently that that stigma around masks, well,

1090
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 4: it's not gonna people won't judge anymore.

1091
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear masks. Yeah.

1092
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 5: Well, and also I think the I think the thing

1093
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 5: I will definitely be way less judgmental about is the

1094
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 5: thing I have clocked during this quarantine is watching my

1095
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 5: emotional state go up and down like a roller coaster

1096
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,959
Speaker 5: where I'm like, what am I upset about?

1097
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't understand what it's happening.

1098
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 5: Like it nothing is mathematically logical about how I feel.

1099
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 5: So it'll be like, you know, like my friends that

1100
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 5: do game night or whatever, like four of us that

1101
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 5: are just playing Quiplash, and when we go to say

1102
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 5: goodbye to each other, I get well, I well up,

1103
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 5: and it's like Fridger and my friend Carrie, where I'm like, yeah,

1104
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 5: that's fine. You love your friends and you're happy that

1105
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 5: you have people to.

1106
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: Hang out with.

1107
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 5: But it is those it's like those experiences where I'm

1108
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 5: just like, God, I hope no one's holding this against

1109
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 5: me or like counting this as I'm being a weirdo,

1110
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 5: because I just.

1111
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: It's so hard to process all.

1112
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 6: No.

1113
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 1: I think we're all like emotionally off kilter.

1114
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 6: I mean I watch I watch like, you know, kitty

1115
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 6: stuff with my kid, Like she doesn't really watch a lot,

1116
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 6: but she watches Moana. She likes Mowana. Oh I love

1117
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 6: Moana twelve times. I don't tear up. I ball crying

1118
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 6: every single time I watch it. In the scene places,

1119
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 6: I know what's coming, I propose. I'm like, Okay, this

1120
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 6: is gonna be the song where they talk about how

1121
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 6: she needs to stay here even though in her heart

1122
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 6: she really wants to go out be on the reef and.

1123
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: I lose my ship. And I've never been a big

1124
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 1: crier about stuff like that before. That is now thing.

1125
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: You're crying as you sing along with the lyrics memorized, Oh.

1126
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 5: My god fully, my daughter looks at me and goes

1127
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 5: She's like when she sees me crying, and she goes, Hi,

1128
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 5: Like that's all.

1129
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: She just wants to know you're gonna go me.

1130
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 4: I've been watching this, uh, this reality contest that I

1131
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 4: hesitantly turned on, this alone thing, this survival issue.

1132
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, saman And I was. I was

1133
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: so invested in it.

1134
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 4: Also, it makes you appreciate what we have because they

1135
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 4: are out in the middle of nowhere. They don't have

1136
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 4: I'm complaining about having to prepare my own meals. There

1137
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 4: are people that are on there for several months. This

1138
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 4: woman was on there for several months, and all she

1139
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,399
Speaker 4: had eaten in that whole time. Sometimes fourteen fifteen, twenty

1140
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 4: days without any food. She ate a squirrel and two

1141
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 4: rabbits and then she didn't have anything. It is a

1142
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 4: little hard to watch a lot of the cause it's

1143
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 4: like you have to kill animals, that's the main thing,

1144
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 4: which usually I'm yeah, I'm offended by it usually, but

1145
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:21,720
Speaker 4: in this I'm.

1146
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: Like, kill the rabbit, eat the wolverine like it was.

1147
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 4: But I was getting so emotional and getting teared up

1148
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 4: when they were having breakdowns in their tents because this

1149
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 4: other contestant on it, if I can call them that,

1150
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 4: she made a teddy bear out of a hide of

1151
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 4: a rabbit, like she was going insane, and she was

1152
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 4: holding this teddy bear.

1153
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: She was like turning into a kid. And they were starving.

1154
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 1: They were getting.

1155
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 4: Pulled off the show because their bodies were eating their

1156
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 4: organs like they were Christian Bale in some weird movie.

1157
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 1: Skinny it is. It is an emotional roller coaster, and

1158
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: I was way into it. I watched all of it.

1159
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: I highly recommend alone.

1160
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 6: It makes me feel bad when I'm like, God, I've

1161
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 6: eaten out of the same four restaurants in my neighborhood.

1162
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: I eat Zanku again. Oh I can't. I actually can.

1163
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: It's delicious.

1164
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 4: Just eating every day I see as a luxury now.

1165
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 4: It was yeah, and any human interaction. They missed their

1166
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 4: families so much. It's just like hard to watch. Yeah,

1167
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 4: because I cried during the right Toyota commercial. You know,

1168
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 4: I'm just yeah, yeah, we're all priors.

1169
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 6: But yeah, Super U can fuck right off. Every commercial

1170
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 6: of theirs makes me ball. That commercial where like the

1171
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 6: little old lady is a kid, but then at the

1172
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 6: end you realize it's a little old lady.

1173
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1174
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 5: They two things were like one of those first ones

1175
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 5: was like two people on a kind of like on

1176
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 5: a first date and like and it's all that kind

1177
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 5: of like sunlit. They're driving through like beautiful wheat field

1178
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 5: type of areas and like the sun's coming through and

1179
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 5: they're kind of just like looking at each other or whatever.

1180
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 5: I would literally the commercialill be over. I'd be crying

1181
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 5: and convinced I would be alone for the rest of

1182
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 5: my life. It wasn't there was nothing uplifting about it

1183
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 5: or like yeah, I'm gonna get a Super U.

1184
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: It was like they have everything and I have nothing.

1185
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: It's like fuck you guys. Yeah, yeah, it does not

1186
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: make people buy a car. Yeah, I car. You're not

1187
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: getting sponsored on this podcast. Yeah, you keep confronting me.

1188
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: You keep confronting me about how I'm doing in life.

1189
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: What are you actually? They would be a perfect they

1190
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: would be a perfect sponsor.

1191
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1192
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 1: Oh we've ruined it. See our emotions have ruined everything. Again.

1193
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: Cut all this, cut all this even please market it's

1194
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,240
Speaker 1: our future. Please.

1195
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 6: Like two episodes from now, you guys are like, we're

1196
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 6: back in the car in a brand new Subaru Forester.

1197
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: Oh oh, terrific, and we're both in arranged marriages. It's wonderful.

1198
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: Thank you Suberu, Thank you SUPERU. We were forced to

1199
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: marry our childhood sweetheart. We had to do whatever the

1200
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: plot of the last super commercial we saw was, and

1201
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 1: here we are.

1202
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm just gonna say right now, there's nothing I

1203
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 4: want more than a Subaru cross track.

1204
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, which is my best My best friend

1205
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: has one, she likes it. I want a four wheel

1206
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: drive wagon car, and I think that's okay that I

1207
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: want it. No, it's you first of the universe makes

1208
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: ca Yeah you said that at the same time.

1209
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 5: Yes, that's in the middle of these but those are really,

1210
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 5: really good cars my my ex's family.

1211
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: That's all they drove, and they were Portland people.

1212
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 5: But the four wheel drive in the rain, like you

1213
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 5: didn't ever have to because I've every car accident I've

1214
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 5: ever gotten into was me driving in the rain, slamming

1215
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 5: on my brakes and sliding into the back of people

1216
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 5: because I drove too fast, and so I would alway

1217
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 5: be really anxious in the rain. And it's because of

1218
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 5: the way those cars are built and the way they drive.

1219
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 5: They don't do that, they don't lock up like there.

1220
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 5: It's it's such a good car. Yeah, and they have

1221
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 5: a good resale value. We've really turned this around.

1222
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, I think at this point, at this point,

1223
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 4: super owes us an apology for pulling out of.

1224
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: An imagine you do, Dare, That's right, don't doubt this.

1225
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 4: Plus you can drive up into the snowy mountains where

1226
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 4: I'm going to continue to live my life eating squirrels.

1227
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: I've been. It's so inspired by so many Would you

1228
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: go on.

1229
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 6: A show like that, Chris, I want to say one

1230
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 6: as extreme as that, but like a survivor maybe, or like.

1231
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: A I don't think I would.

1232
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 4: I'm afraid people think because I'm from Montana and maybe

1233
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 4: I go camping sometimes that I but I there's nothing

1234
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 4: on that show that I knew how to do. I

1235
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 4: would not know how to fish by hand, Yeah I would.

1236
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 4: They were making nets out of wheat, grass and stuff

1237
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 4: and catching fish. You have to kill animals, all that stuff.

1238
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be able to do.

1239
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: I wouldn't last a day. I'm a vegetarian.

1240
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1241
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 4: They were in the Arctic, and so you could tell

1242
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 4: one of the women. I think normally most of them.

1243
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 4: I'm surprised that they would tear up and say, I

1244
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 4: didn't want to kill this squirrel. It's my only friend here.

1245
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 4: One guy got really emotional. I'm telling you, it's a

1246
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 4: really good show. It's not like the manly guy in

1247
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 4: the beginning who's like I came here to kick moose ass.

1248
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 4: He fell and broke its leg on like day four.

1249
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 4: And the people that continued to survive were like the

1250
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 4: most calm. They would get pulled off because they're starving

1251
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 4: to death and they're like, but I love it here,

1252
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 4: oh my lot.

1253
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 1: And they're in the Arctic.

1254
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 6: It was zero degrees and they this is the one

1255
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 6: where they just pull you out when you're done, like

1256
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 6: you could be out there for three months.

1257
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: You could be out there for you. Yeah, you can

1258
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: radio them.

1259
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 4: Well, it's kind of funny because I realize, after having

1260
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 4: watched it, while when this woman's hut caught on fire,

1261
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 4: they had an establishing shot, like there's a camera crew there. Yeah,

1262
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 4: they just aren't giving you candy bars right right, or

1263
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 4: a jacket or anything.

1264
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: People were really starving. You could see their bodies changing,

1265
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: literally naked and afraid.

1266
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 5: I worked on a clip show, of course, and one

1267
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 5: of the things was Naked and Afraid, and I remember

1268
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 5: having to watch it. I was trying to write jokes

1269
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 5: while this woman was literally starving and laying naked in

1270
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 5: like a lean to that they had made where she's

1271
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 5: so afraid of snakes. But she's laying there and she's like,

1272
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 5: my editor, it's so bad, and I'm just like, I'm

1273
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 5: not sure what's funny about this. I don't understand like

1274
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 5: what I can understand, like the the value of kind

1275
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 5: of like I can't believe they're doing this, and I

1276
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 5: can't believe they're naked doing it. But other than that,

1277
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:48,439
Speaker 5: it's just watching people suffer and get bitten by things.

1278
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1279
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't watch any of those shit. I don't

1280
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 6: watch anything survivalists, but I have heard that alone is

1281
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 6: like different and it is. Yeah, but yeah, we Lisa

1282
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,959
Speaker 6: and I went on a podcast together where the question

1283
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 6: was who which one of you would be better at Survivor?

1284
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 6: And immediately I was like, oh, Lisa, she's watched like

1285
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 6: forty seasons of that. And Lisa immediately was like me,

1286
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 6: here's why Kara would be bad on Survivor.

1287
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: I was like, you could just say what's good about you?

1288
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 1: I said, you too? Yeah, yeah, it's funny. After watching

1289
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: that show, I did learn a lot.

1290
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 4: I feel like maybe I would last a couple more

1291
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 4: days because I watched that whole season. But I am

1292
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 4: nervous because my refrigerator, the thermostat or something broke the

1293
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 4: other day and I'm starting to smell my food. It

1294
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 4: is time to get a new refrigerator. I've been shopping, looking,

1295
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 4: browsing online, but I'm in a bit of a panic.

1296
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 6: So I can relate to Marketplace and stuff because sometimes

1297
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 6: people move into places and then they buy a refrigerator

1298
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 6: and then they got to move again. But their new

1299
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 6: place at the bridge check out Marketplace don't buy me.

1300
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I want a wine red retro looking one

1301
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 4: that looks like an old catile.

1302
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grow my mustache out type.

1303
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 5: I can't just like rebuilding this entire apartment and it's

1304
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 5: like you're going to have to move out one day

1305
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 5: and you're not gonna be able to.

1306
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: I know, have beautiful thing. You build it, I know,

1307
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: you build him. I have to have a refrigerator, though,

1308
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 1: so I figured i'd get because those are also smaller.

1309
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: They're not dorm room small, but I could if.

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Speaker 5: I ever have a garage a three quarter fridge, like yeah, yeah,

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01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 5: that's all you have. And when you come to LA,

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Speaker 5: you're like, look at these enormous fridges like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, mine's too big. It's too big. That's the

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Speaker 1: main reason that in it. Not keeping food cold? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's those are the two that's main job.

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Speaker 4: Right when I grocery shop, I got three hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: in groceries, right when I brought them home, you got

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Speaker 4: so I get it.

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Speaker 1: I know what it's like to eat a squirrel.

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Speaker 5: Up in the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was your only way from melty cheese.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that sad that this this bearded, tough guy with

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Speaker 4: long dreads was like crying because he killed a squirrel

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Speaker 4: and he's like, this squirrel had trust in me, and

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Speaker 4: I just filled it and he started crying and I

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Speaker 4: that was one of the things that just took me

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Speaker 4: over the edge.

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Speaker 6: I was like, I went to summer camp, so I

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Speaker 6: know how to do like I know how to build

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Speaker 6: a fire, and I know two constellations, and I know

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Speaker 6: how to do a slipknot.

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Speaker 1: Do you think I'd survived and you could cover?

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Speaker 5: You can sing slip knot songs slipknots, so you've got

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Speaker 5: it all. You've truly got it all. Yeah, And I

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01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 5: learned I learned canoeing skills. That's like really what I

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Speaker 5: focused on at camp.

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Speaker 6: So like, if anything about my survivalism, if they provide

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Speaker 6: me a canoe, I.

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Speaker 1: Can do some pretty pretty like nice things with the canoe.

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Speaker 1: But that's like there's the big difference aim towards the

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01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: big Yeah. Yeah, you got to navigate sing the stars.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't really emerge from camp as like a

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Speaker 6: full knolls like trailblazer, But you know, I can build

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Speaker 6: a fire.

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01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 5: I mean my dad has a wood burning stove in

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01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 5: the front room, which is great because like on cold nights.

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01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 5: It really puts out in a bunch of heat, but

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Speaker 5: he won't let you touch it.

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01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: Like it's been years. I've had to prove that I

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01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: know how to build a fire, because he'll get get

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01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: out of the way. Like it's so fun to earn

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01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: that squirrel's trust. I had.

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Speaker 5: Had to earn my dad's squirrel trust to build it,

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01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 5: and so I truly know where it's like, you've got

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01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 5: to leave this much room to get the oxygen going,

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01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 5: but then you light the newspaper, you get the tinder

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01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 5: going underneath and that hole like all the because he

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01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 5: will give you maybe four minutes, and if you start

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01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 5: with the pank fire, he's just like it clear. The

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01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:35,959
Speaker 5: area gets so mad.

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01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. The woman that that, oh, she would have won

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01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: if they hadn't said hey, you're starving, you have to

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01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 1: get off the show. And then the other guy won.

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01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 1: But she her cabin she made. Everyone else had a

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01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: tarp held up by sticks. She made a wall that

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01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: was two rows of logs that she cut with a.

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01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 4: Sharp rock and insulated it with pine tree and under

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01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 4: her bed would put warm stones.

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Speaker 1: She made a cabin.

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01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 4: She made it that would totally withstand what hundreds of

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01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 4: pounds of snow. I couldn't believe it. Yeah, wait, Chris,

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01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 4: can I ask you what they win?

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01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 5: Uh?

1375
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 4: And it was almost an insult. Just give them a

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01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 4: million dollars. It was five hundred thousand dollars. It's like,

1377
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 4: just give them a million.

1378
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 1: Which they're going to spend all at the hospital because

1379
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: they have to get all. I guarantee you exactly. One

1380
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: guy was going bald.

1381
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 4: This woman was like, they said, your heart is being affected,

1382
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 4: and she's like, no, I just give me a few

1383
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 4: more weeks.

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01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 1: She didn't want to leave, like they the cabin lady.

1385
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 1: Granted they weren't social butterflies.

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01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 6: No.

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01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 4: This other woman that was like seriously, like I don't

1389
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 4: need to eat. I'm fine with like she was. But

1390
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 4: they were all there and calm and positive. I'm like, okay,

1391
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 4: I gotta quit complaining.

1392
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 5: About Well, it's easy to be calm when your heart

1393
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 5: is barely beating. Yeah right, there's no food that what

1394
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 5: like being zen like you cheach like navy seals teach

1395
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 5: themselves how to lower their.

1396
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 1: Heart rate, like this woman is like halfway there. Yeah,

1397
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 1: they were all doing things like that. It was the

1398
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: calm people.

1399
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 4: It was the people that were like had their minds

1400
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 4: running that were maybe thoughtful that right away were like,

1401
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 4: I can't. I there's a million reasons to quit right now.

1402
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 4: And then there's these other survivalist robots that and the

1403
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 4: women were the most badass on it.

1404
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys have I mean, any guy that's like

1405
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 5: the squirrel trusted me and I earned his trust is

1406
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 5: like and did it have a name and was it

1407
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 5: speaking to you?

1408
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: Like the squirrel just got tricked? That's all? Yeah, Like

1409
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 1: that's Survival of the Fittest? What your romantic? How close

1410
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: to the tanks got to that volleyball?

1411
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 7: Though?

1412
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 5: They all they Wilson out, Well, do you have anything

1413
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 5: any like additional things you want to plug besides what's been.

1414
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 1: Plugged for you? Side a hit podcast?

1415
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 6: Just yeah, no, listen to That's Messed Up and that's

1416
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 6: for you podcasts And if you're interested in my stand up,

1417
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 6: I have an album on iTunes called Undefeated.

1418
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: But that's all for me. Nice and yeah, you're going

1419
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: to be addicted. You got to go to Apple podcast

1420
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 1: look at the top charts and every time you put

1421
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,880
Speaker 1: out an episode, that's what I do. I look and

1422
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 1: make sure that it's in that at least top two hundred.

1423
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 1: Oh have we been We were up there right, Oh yeah,

1424
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: we always It makes me feel great. Yeah, we're always

1425
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 1: good fifty. Yeah, we're killing it, Karen Nor great. Yeah yeah.

1426
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 5: I mean, guys, if you're listening right now, rate, review

1427
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,959
Speaker 5: and subscribe any podcast that you like, because it really

1428
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,280
Speaker 5: affects the ratings.

1429
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: That is true. Yeah, we haven't said that for a while,

1430
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 1: and do that right away. Take Karas podcast. We'll say

1431
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 1: for Karas and we'll say it for this one as well. Yeah,

1432
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: that's messed up. As currently number ten on the True

1433
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: Crime I.

1434
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1435
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I didn't know. I saw that

1436
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 1: we were like thirty eight of all podcasts. I didn't

1437
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: see that we were ten of True Ground. That's so exciting. Yeah,

1438
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,960
Speaker 1: you gotta look up episodic as well.

1439
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 6: And I saw I actually read a review today on

1440
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 6: our Apple podcast that was really funny that said, so

1441
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 6: excited to listen to this one star.

1442
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 5: So just make sure that you is actually corresponding to

1443
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 5: the number of stars that you're getting. I get that,

1444
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 5: I get that, you know phones are slippery, but come on, yeah, no, that.

1445
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 1: Was someone like a golfer that thinks the lower the score,

1446
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: the better. Yeah, that's the car. That's why I gave

1447
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 1: it one. It's so funny. One star. That's hilarious. Awesome. Well, congratulations,

1448
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,640
Speaker 1: you know you're in the game. Thank you, thanks for

1449
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: lost of us. Welcome to the family, Cara, thank you,

1450
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 1: Welcome to I was trying to do a Mafia voice,

1451
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: but it came out differently. It came out it came

1452
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 1: out as an alone with you guys in real life.

1453
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 4: Soon, yes, all high, but I will hug all of

1454
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,760
Speaker 4: you uncomfortably uh comfortably long.

1455
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: We'll have our own Magiano's party.

1456
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm wrap to go to a back room of

1457
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,640
Speaker 5: Magianos and I'm making every comic to.

1458
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,560
Speaker 1: A set with a tiny lap mic. Shit we have

1459
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,800
Speaker 1: and you have to introduce. Everybody has to.

1460
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,960
Speaker 5: Introduce the comic that's after that, so you always have

1461
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 5: to hand the mic to the next comic.

1462
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,519
Speaker 1: I have to show you this mon that's been my time.

1463
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: But you know what coming up right after me. You're

1464
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 1: gonna love Africa. We have tiny we'll have tiny laceol

1465
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,519
Speaker 1: wipes and we'll wipe it off here. We have comics.

1466
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's essentially the size that it where it

1467
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: is that size but there we.

1468
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 4: Get to a mic pack, so I have to hold

1469
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 4: that in my others Okay, sorry, I had to leap across.

1470
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 1: I had to pull a muscle in my leg to

1471
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 1: grab my tiny microphone. Thank you for being on.

1472
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 5: Keep it on for the Magiano's showcase night that will

1473
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 5: I would say early fall of twenty twenty one.

1474
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: Maggiano's doing a showcase.

1475
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:00,080
Speaker 2: I love it.

1476
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:04,480
Speaker 5: It's gonna be called tiny mic Oh.

1477
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,360
Speaker 1: This was fun, guys, Thank you so much. I thank

1478
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 1: you for the whole time. Even though I'm in a garage. Nice,

1479
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm a garage to the outside, like that's the outside.

1480
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, carport. Someone has an unused power

1481
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 1: peralta skateboard to your Hey, that's money. That is money, baby,

1482
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: I guess yeah right away, Biggin's house. I knew exactly

1483
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: the brand. That's what a nerd I am. That's a

1484
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: skateboard nerd for you.

1485
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,479
Speaker 6: Thanks well, Sally, Thank you for doing this and at

1486
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,439
Speaker 6: five o'clock so that I could missped time.

1487
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna roll right into dinner over. I'm gonna yes

1488
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 1: my own thing, go drink a bunch of wine. Yeah,

1489
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: thanks a lot for being on. You've been listening. Do

1490
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 1: you need a ride? Do you yann? Are I leave you?

1491
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: Wanta way back? Either want to be there?

1492
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim to give us.

1493
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 2: Time and a terminol and gay we.

1494
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 3: Want to send you off in style. Do you want

1495
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 3: to welcome you back home? Tell us all about ity scared?

1496
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 1: He was it fine?

1497
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:23,840
Speaker 3: Malborn?

1498
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1499
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1500
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1501
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:52,960
Speaker 5: To ride?

1502
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 7: Do you need

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01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chress