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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting in on.

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Speaker 2: The sleep industry with a controversial new product that takes

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Speaker 2: your own fat from your body and injects it into

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Speaker 2: the mattresses for even more cushion and an extra RESTful sleep.

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Speaker 1: It's called Fatresses. Look out temper Pede. It's the Fatresses here.

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Speaker 2: You may want to sleep on the left side.

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Speaker 1: I sleep with a fat number four. Get years with

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories.

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Speaker 2: The belly Button on My Side segment where we read

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Speaker 2: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 2: except we've got a laser and Afactress his other pillow

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Speaker 2: punchers just don't this first Laser Stories out of Wisconsin.

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Speaker 2: A few days ago, there was a police chase where

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Speaker 2: the cops were pursuing a stolen automobile. A car eventually

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Speaker 2: lost control and crashed, and the four suspects inside got

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Speaker 2: out and made a run for it.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing to me and after crashing the car that

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Speaker 3: they still have like the confidence to think we.

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Speaker 1: Could do this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you go, criminals. At least two of them started

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Speaker 2: sprinting through a golf course across the street, and one

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Speaker 2: of them ducked into a porta potty on the course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, desperate times, you're going to go though.

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Speaker 2: A quick thinking golfers saw the fugitive go inside and

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Speaker 2: took matters into his own hands by pushing it over,

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Speaker 2: but it landed on the door side, So if his

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Speaker 2: plan was to trap the guy, it worked.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that'll do it.

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Speaker 2: And after five minutes of witnesses hearing the man yelling

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Speaker 2: and screaming inside there basically experiencing a brown nightmare, the

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Speaker 2: police rolled it over and got him out.

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Speaker 3: If I if I was a judge on this case,

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Speaker 3: I would say punishment, surf, it are good to go,

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Speaker 3: my fresh and jail.

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Speaker 2: They took him to jail, along with another guy from

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Speaker 2: the car that they were able to capture. Two others

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Speaker 2: are still on the loose, so officers are asking people

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Speaker 2: to check their local porta potties just in case, but

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Speaker 2: please knock first, don't just be opening random doors. Next,

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Speaker 2: there's stories out of Massachusetts. A woman named Danielle Marie

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Speaker 2: had one of the worst days of her life. As

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Speaker 2: she was driving to work, she was involved in an

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Speaker 2: accident and her car exploded in a fire. Luckily, she

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Speaker 2: was able to escape without harm, but not her car.

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Speaker 1: In her TikTok video.

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Speaker 2: You can see her walk up to the charred remains

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Speaker 2: of her red four door sedan. The window is busted out,

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Speaker 2: the seats are all melted, and the entire interior is

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Speaker 2: just a big smoky mess.

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Speaker 1: Hey, nobody got tampered in. That is crazy. What's she

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Speaker 1: gonna do? Drive off?

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Speaker 3: That's fine, guys.

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Speaker 2: After that, she reaches down to the cup holder where

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Speaker 2: her Stanley water bottle is.

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Speaker 1: It has a black mark.

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Speaker 2: On the handle, but other than that, the gold finish

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Speaker 2: is largely untouched.

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Speaker 1: I can survive anything.

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Speaker 2: That's when she picks it up and shakes it, and

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Speaker 2: even after going through a fire, the Stanley still has

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Speaker 2: ice in it.

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Speaker 3: They conceive you.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy.

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Speaker 2: Her video exploded with over thirty million views, with almost

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Speaker 2: everyone calling on Stanley to give her a new cup.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like these should have a lifetime warranty.

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Speaker 2: The president of the company finally chimed in, saying, I've

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Speaker 2: seen a lot of comments that we should send you

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Speaker 2: some Stanley's and we will. But there's one more thing.

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Speaker 2: We would love to replace your vehicle. That's right, Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, Stanley is gifting the woman a new car, So.

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Speaker 1: Instead of insurance.

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Speaker 3: You can just get a Stanley cup. If I want

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Speaker 3: to accept my car on fire, why don't we make

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Speaker 3: the whole car out of the that's a good point,

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Speaker 3: Stanley vehicle.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people are skeptical that she didn't just

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Speaker 2: place the cup there after it burned down, and that

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Speaker 2: it might just be fake for publicity.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean, that'd be a genius video.

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Speaker 3: But then after it goes so long, you can't go

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Speaker 3: out and say, oh, I lied, You're like, I didn't

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Speaker 3: think people are actually gonna believe that total.

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Speaker 2: But Danielle is sticking to her story that the cup

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Speaker 2: and the ice survived the fire inside the car.

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Speaker 3: She has to get that new car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good for her. This next laves the stories out

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Speaker 1: of Apple headquarters.

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Speaker 2: For over a decade, anyone on an Android has had

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Speaker 2: to deal with several issues when texting people who have iPhones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the photos in the videos come through blurry.

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Speaker 2: I message reactions like haha and harding something that comes

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Speaker 2: through as text in group chats?

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna name the shame that they have to

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Speaker 3: live with? Or you're gonna have to name that because

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Speaker 3: I hate them.

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Speaker 2: All my yeah text, Well I didn't even get to

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Speaker 2: the dreaded green bubble.

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Speaker 3: Jose ruins our.

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Speaker 1: Group chat iPhone users are so funny.

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Speaker 2: But Apple just announce they're planning an update next year,

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Speaker 2: so we don't have to worry about this. That's gonna

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Speaker 2: fix all of those things. Well, no, won't fix all

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Speaker 2: of them, but it might fix most of them.

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Speaker 1: They do the pixel thing on purpose for sure.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't if they say photos and videos from

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Speaker 2: androids are going to be higher quality, you'll actually be

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Speaker 2: able to see when the person is typing, just like

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Speaker 2: when someone who has an iPhone you.

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Speaker 1: Can only see Android and Android.

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Speaker 2: But most importantly, one person with an Android won't completely

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Speaker 2: screw up a group chat. The one thing that probably

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Speaker 2: won't change, though, is the green bubbles. An industry expert

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Speaker 2: says blue text bubbles are a quote badge of the

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Speaker 2: Apple tribe, so they expect Apple to continue to reserve

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Speaker 2: that color for iPhone users. Only not really clear when

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Speaker 2: that software update is coming. All Apple said is later

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Speaker 2: next year.

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Speaker 3: I just want an iPhone update that gets Jeffrey to

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Speaker 3: I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Respond, it's never gonna happen. His next claisure story is

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Speaker 1: out of the century.

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Speaker 3: That just was.

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Speaker 2: A Populight publication just asked one thousand people to name

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Speaker 2: the best decade for a lot of things, okay, and

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Speaker 2: here are the results. The best music that goes to

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Speaker 2: the nineteen eighties they got the most votes.

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Speaker 1: The nineties has better music than the eighties. The best

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Speaker 1: movies also.

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Speaker 2: The eighties, save the neck for make Lark Really, Oh

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Speaker 2: that is from a good movie, National Lampooon.

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Speaker 1: Christmas, Yeah, Christmas Vacation, Vacation.

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Speaker 2: The best TV the twenty twenties, oh for sure, followed

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Speaker 2: by the nineteen nineties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, TGI Fridays.

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Speaker 1: Oh my member, forgot about.

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Speaker 3: That family matter.

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Speaker 2: The best books that goes to the nineteen forties or earlier.

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Speaker 1: Not according to brock Heay.

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Speaker 3: I still like by Michael Crichton from the nineties.

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Speaker 2: They even asked the best fashion, and the top answer

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Speaker 2: was the twenty twenties than the nineties.

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Speaker 3: Copying nineties.

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Speaker 1: Now are we just gonna say it right?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I love about fashion right now?

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Speaker 3: Is it literally anything goes, You don't have to match anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you wear socks, you don't wear socks? Okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd go as far as what

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Speaker 3: you're saying the best food.

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Speaker 1: The winning answer was right now, tasty.

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Speaker 3: Good food era.

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Speaker 1: It got three times more votes than any other decade.

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Speaker 3: There's just so much more culture when it comes to

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Speaker 3: food now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're more conscious of health. That's what made

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Speaker 1: foods so great. In the nineties. It was all sugar,

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Speaker 1: all chemicals you can sell.

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Speaker 2: The sweet taste brings back red chemical dye number seven.

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Speaker 3: When I think of nineties, I think of snack.

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Speaker 1: Wells, all the discontinued snacks. I missed those.

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Speaker 2: But they asked which era would you most want to

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Speaker 2: live in? The twenty twenties got the most votes. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's good to live right now. Then they asked about radio.

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Speaker 1: Oh they did, and people said, what's that.

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Speaker 2: The results were close, but ended in a three way

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Speaker 2: tie between the seventies, the eighties, and right now.

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Speaker 1: No matter what, that's right past. Did you hear that humper?

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Speaker 1: They like us, they like Okay, Jeffery, you celebrate my man,

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Speaker 1: and you get that.

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Speaker 3: Shoot, we did it. We did.

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Speaker 1: They're in love with us. We're never gonna die has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it again, same time on Wednesday and

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Speaker 2: then the Friday after that then any Monday, we're never

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Speaker 2: gonna go away.

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Speaker 3: I think we just got cancers breaking Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: morning