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Speaker 1: Brock and Jewels Second d Update. Cora is on the

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Speaker 1: phone with us this morning wanting to do a second

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Speaker 1: date update. Her email that she sent into the show

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Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jewel at com was very vague. She said,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the entire story. But it's something very

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Speaker 1: update for me, I will talk about what happened on

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Speaker 1: my date. That's awesome. All she said was it happened

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Speaker 1: So obviously we had to get her on the phone. Cora,

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Speaker 1: what's up, how are you? Hey? Good? How are you

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Speaker 1: guys doing good? Thank you for your email. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: tell me what happened. It's really really bad and I

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Speaker 1: not as embarrassed as he probably will be is but

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Speaker 1: this because I have no other way to get in

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Speaker 1: So your email said that it was embarrassing, but it's

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Speaker 1: not necessarily about you. It's more embarrassing of something that

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Speaker 1: I really have nothing to be embarrassed about. Actually, butsoever,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like things went horribly wrong. Why do you

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Speaker 1: What is the embarrassing thing? We were eating a lot

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Speaker 1: wound up behind a tree. What did he okay? Did

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Speaker 1: What did he see you, Cora? Well, at first, like

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Speaker 1: You really want to go with this guy again? Well?

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Speaker 1: It was. I feel so bad for him because he

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Speaker 1: But I've tried texting and calling him and emailing him

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Speaker 1: the best first date story ever? No, I mean you'll

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Speaker 1: be telling that to your granddad. Had he never ever

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Speaker 1: once told? Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song

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Speaker 1: the second day update, Cora told us a fabulous story

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Speaker 1: What was the last thing he said to you as

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Speaker 1: Just sorry, the last thing you heard from him? Oh? Man?

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Speaker 1: All right, Kenny's phone number right now, See we can

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Speaker 1: get him on the phone. Here we go. Oh, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is Kenny there? Good? Kenny? Any what's up? Man? This

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. How

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Did I win something? No, not really,

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Speaker 1: a mutual friend, okay, and you recently went out on

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Speaker 1: Do you remember going out on a date with a

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Speaker 1: she told us about it. What did she tell you? Everything?

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Speaker 1: She's very understanding. Anne would love to go out with

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Cora, do you hear that? Oh? No again? Please?

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Speaker 1: the sun. I don't want to talk about it, Kenny,

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Speaker 1: But I think that before you know that, before that happened,

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Speaker 1: And if you told a radio station, Christ only knows

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