WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - A Day Late and a Dollar Short 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:04.360 Can get out of here and we're recording. This is 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:07.800 so hectic and chaotic. Are we already recording? Yes? These 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:10.960 wires everywhere I know. Can you be neat? Please? I 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.600 don't neat. You told me that I needed to hurry 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:16.720 this up, this way, get a ride home, So I said, 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:20.000 hurry this up. You said that if welcome to another 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.520 ball chat friends, put the new put the new intro in. 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:25.800 You never send it to me, so I wouldn't have it. Okay, again, 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:43.040 your active sabotage. Andy, You're so clever. Did you like 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:48.159 that at the end? Yes, today's Wednesday? What February twenty third? Wow? 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:50.280 And did you know on this day in nineteen forty five, 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:54.400 the flag was raised above Ewajima. No way, Yeah, that's 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:57.160 so that's that's a Oh you read it off of her? 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:00.800 Sure did. And it's also the half moon. I really 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.680 was like, oh, why we came prepared with a history 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.480 fact that I happened to see it while I was 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:08.800 looking at the date. Yeah. Well, I guess I expected 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.080 too much from you, buddy. So we are on vacation 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.360 this week. Yeah, but we're still here for you because 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.000 that's what we do. And you thought that you were 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:18.720 going to we were going to record on location. I 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.959 think we still should try it. I don't. This one 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:22.840 is just you know, I'm gonna be busy. I'm going 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.200 to be in Disney, so you can't take I don't know, 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.399 twenty minutes to just duck into the Magic Kingdom. You 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.880 are never ever going to make this twenty minutes. No, 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.240 if it's an on location one, there'll be all kinds 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.720 of problems with the Wi Fi and yeah, in the zoom. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:37.759 H Should I bring my laptop? Just like when we 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.319 did From the Road, when I did it with Gandhi 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.240 and Diamond, that was horrendous. Yeah, so there it is. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:45.840 That's why we're not doing it. Yeah, should I bring 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:47.920 my laptop? Though? I would like to try. I mean 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:52.360 I am because I'm going to be working. But sorry, 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:58.960 oh you were? How do you work? I love your 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:05.520 advantage me. I love your vintage. Thanks. It's not vintage 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.440 you said it was. You said that was your dad. Lies. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.040 It looks like it was your dad's. It looks like 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.240 it's from the seventies. Well, it's very comfy and I 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.040 love it. Is it new? They don't make them money? 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.600 Nothy do If you go to the outlet stores. They 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.639 still make them. Why are you saying please? I'm telling 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.720 you go buy one right now. I think it's I 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.800 think it's bootleg. Okay, I'm looking at it. Doesn't Levi's 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:31.160 doesn't write their name like that. Yeah, okay, well you're 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:36.200 not a medium. You're not a medium? Does it fit? 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:39.119 You had them put a medium in an extra large? Oh? Yeah, 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:40.959 so I make sure I cut out the tag. I 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.640 know there are people that do that. Yeah, absolutely there are. 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:47.000 And I'm so concerned that someone named Scotty B is 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.120 gonna read my tag just saying sorry that I'm a 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.440 medium and you're an EXL bro. That's like, look at us, 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:55.040 we're not We're not that different. You. You actually have 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:59.400 more muffin than I do. I'm way I'm broader. Okay, 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:03.400 you're right, so I should have a smaller size, but 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:08.079 yours comes like this is an XL. Wow, what you're 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.679 a layerer? No? I just always I just wear a 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:12.720 T shirt under things. That's it. You love wearing your 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.040 T shirts. I always wear a boxers Yeah, I always 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:16.239 wear a T shirt. Would you like me to go 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.480 get one of my snacks? No? I always wear a 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.520 T shirt under things. I just use it as an undershirt, 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.120 just a regular white T shirt under everything. And I 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:25.760 get yelled at sometimes because even when I wear like 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:27.679 a button down shirts, like you don't wear a T 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.200 shirt under that. I mean, yeah I do. I don't 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:32.640 want it like on me? Yeah? What is that? So 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.160 this is one of my snacks that I bought from 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:38.360 the grocery store that we were going to try grocery store. Well, 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.400 you certainly didn't get that at the Pigley Wiggly, that's 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:42.880 for sure. No, this is what I bought from the 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:46.480 local market, the Asian market by my house. And this 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.520 is the h Mart. No, not an h Mart. This 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:53.560 is called egg milk. I'm sorry, egg milk. I don't 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:55.800 think I want clever Mama's egg milk. What's the date? 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:01.080 I don't know what is this? Well I saw it. 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.640 I think it's custard. Is it pudding? Yeah, it's gonna 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:09.000 be like a pudding, custardy type deal, pudding dessert. Yeah, cholesterol, 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.760 you can look for it. It's all in Chinese. I 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.840 can't read it. This one actually might be a product 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:19.520 of Vietnam. Sorry, so it's in Vietnamese. Hold on, okay, 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.760 So it's I can tell you half egg flavor and 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:24.960 half milk flavor pudding. Can you just look at the 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:28.919 cholesterol for me? Cholesterol zero? Oh good? Oh, look it 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.719 comes with a spoon. The egg flavor is forty calories. 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.160 The metal flavor's forty. Look it comes with a spoon. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.520 Under the list, I was looking for one. Okay, I'm 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.760 not excited for the egg flavor. If I'm just being honest, 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.560 I don't think it's going to be actual egg flavor. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.280 I do. Wait, so is this a new thing where 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:47.800 we try like random awful things on ew oh? Oh oh, 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.000 I touched it. Mine didn't even open. No, it is open. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.320 That's the scary part. No, if there's a skin on 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.400 top of it, now, no, it did it got stuck. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:05:02.920 Look okay, now it's open. It smells good. Actually, which 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.240 one do you want to go first? The white or 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:08.080 that you're supposed to mix it? Well we can No, 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:09.800 I don't think you are all right. I'm gonna go 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:20.000 yellow first. Same ready one? Two things not bad? No, 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:25.520 it's bad. No, it's a little sweet. I don't like 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.520 that one. I'll try the white. I like yellow better 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:35.680 than the white. I don't like it at all. Yeah. Well, 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.800 I don't think Slim Good Body would approve of that. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:41.160 Who Slim good Body. Look at this? Look at what 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.960 you can do with the pudding. You can take it 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:47.480 completely out, and that's what it's doing inside your body, congealing. Yep, 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:50.600 slim good Body not approved. Not my favorite. You don't 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.640 know who he is. I don't sorry to say you 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:59.119 don't remember him. Did you really print out a picture? Yeah, 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.600 that's slim Goodbye. Who is that? Do you know who 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:06.360 he's standing next to? Screech from the Fullhouse? No, no, no, 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.480 that's a slim Good Body, not Screech from Full House. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:13.040 You know who he is, the bell. He's a captain. 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.960 You don't know which captain that is. There aren't many 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:20.200 captains that have been in our lives. That's a captain. Also, 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:27.480 I'll give you a hint. He has a pouch. Captain Kangaroo. Yes, 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:32.440 that's Captain Kangaroo. Saturday morning staple and that's Slim good 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.680 He got shocked good, that Slim Good Body. He would 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.720 be on Saturday mornings and he would pop in and 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.400 you know, tell you how to eat healthy and exercise. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.560 And it was really creepy. It was this, like, what 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.640 do they call it a leotard. Is it a leotard? What? 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.719 I guess? Yeah? He was just in this body suit 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:54.800 with all the organs and a big creepy bulge. Weird, right, 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.479 I like how the it just ends here? Yep. The 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:01.400 anatomy stops below the belt right, and he does look 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.520 like screech, Yeah he does. I thought that was screech. 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.160 I think he's supposed to be like the naked Richard Simmons. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:10.880 Who I know, Richard Simmons, And it's actually Zorry all 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.040 right putting? Oh? 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:15.280 Ugh, uh. 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:19.240 The there's controversy about Richard Simmons right now? Did you 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.600 know that? Is he still missing? Yeah? People say that 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.120 his housekeeper they think is the one who's like, first 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:25.880 of all, this story is like two years old. Now, 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.080 is there any update found? There's no updates. He's still alive? 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:31.840 Is he lying dead in a bed somewhere? What's going on? 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:35.080 Is he still sweating to the oldies? Apparently he sweating 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.240 to the oldies? What's that? That was his tape? Look 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.320 it up? I know Richard Simmons find slim good body 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:43.160 on YouTube. Okay, can you open this for me? I 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.160 need this. I don't remember what he sounded like it's 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.480 a peppermint roll on. I need that. Is it deodorant? 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:52.080 It's like it's supposed to. It's like rin rinse, bath 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:55.680 and body ink. What I thought it was just a 0:07:55.760 --> 0:08:00.520 roll on? Oh yeah in the forehead. Yeah, it'll make Yeah, 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.600 it's soothing. Slim Do you know that body? Do you 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.040 know that Cooper opened a bed, bath and body works 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:08.640 in her room? She taped a sign to her TV 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.400 that said bath and body Works and put all kinds 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:12.240 of products out, and she like opened a store in 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:14.960 her room. Oh is it for TikTok? No, it's just 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:18.239 for It's just because she's very like creative. Huh. Yeah, 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:22.680 I guess you find him. I did. Oh he came back, 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.080 Slim Good Body. Yeah, he's back. He's doing new episodes. Okay, 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.080 that's weird. I find the old one because I'm sure 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:33.319 it's creepy. Here now wrong one? Oh yeah, that's on 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:43.280 the inside story of respiration. This is the inside story 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.640 of respiration. He just said that the breath of life, 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.320 and here to tell you about it is the one 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:54.240 and only Slim Good Body. Hello everyone, I'm Slim Goodbody, 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:59.120 and I am here to guide you today. I will 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:06.000 provide you lots of information about your system of respiration. Okay, 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.280 I would like can you find a reproductive system one? 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:09.880 I would like to hear him talk about that. I'm 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.480 sure there isn't one, because they wouldn't be telling kids 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:15.480 about reproduction. He did the good body groove, he did 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:21.040 food power. Oh yeah, he explained COVID to kids. Hilarious. Wow, 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:25.240 kids don't care about him anymore. I guess they do. Okay, 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.240 I'm not letting you, pat, let me roll it on. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.320 You do it on my palm, your palm. Yeah, I 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.120 need this. Oh calming sensation. Oh my god, yep, that's 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:36.520 exactly it. Thank you. No, yeah, come on, I don't 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:41.800 need to be calm there. You're not making me feel calm. Oh, 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.480 it's stinks. It's most like peppermint. By the way, can 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:48.400 we just mention coming up Monday, the out of Control 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:53.040 Serial Killers episode that it's just there's a lot of 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.199 curse words. We're warning you from now. Yes, we don't curse. 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.960 We are not cursors on this podcast. Maybe one slips 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:01.320 out from time to time, but we are not cursors. 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:03.800 Our guest, on the other hand, Yeah, we had a 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.640 special guest come in. Yeah. I mean you could probably 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.920 figure out who he is. He just stopped in the 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.200 studio and started ranting and raving, so we decided to 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:15.199 have him on. It's loads of fun, but it's very explicit. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:19.600 Bleg B yes, yeah, that's what it rhymes with. Yeah, 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:23.040 bleg B. Yeah, it's gonna be Yeah, there's a lot 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.360 that happens in it. I actually found it to be 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:27.840 a very funny episode. I laughed a lot. I do 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:31.240 believe it's the longest Serial Killers episode ever thirty eight minutes. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:35.800 Is that the longest ever? Thirty eight minutes? Wow? Okay, 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.720 it was something away. So that's coming up on Monday. Yeah, 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:41.839 so what are you doing for your vacation? Well, right 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.319 now I'm on the Norwegian Joy. You will be on 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.000 the Norwegian No, I'm on it right now. Isn't that 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.079 the guy with the boy band that died in jail? 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.679 Louke Perlman looks just like lum is actually one of 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.760 the executives of our company. Really it is. He looks 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:00.320 like lou Perlman, the guy that scammed the boy bands. 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.760 I went to jail in the band scammer. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.439 that was a really good story. Are you sure that's 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.199 not him. I am one hundred percent sure because I 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.880 saw him walking in and I said, oh god, I 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:12.839 hope Scotty won't remark, but then he did. Well, I mean, 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:16.600 tell me he doesn't look like him, he doesn't, he does. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.199 The first time I ever saw him was like, why 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:21.679 is Lou Pearlman here? I thought he was in jail. Seriously, 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:23.880 what are you mean faces for? He's not listening to this, 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.680 And I'm sure he knows that he looks like him. Well, 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.120 I mean, also he would have to know. I guess 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.599 he'd have to backtime it. Yeah, it's pretty impossible to 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.679 know you were talked about on this show, right unless 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.400 someone tells you. I mean, I know that I look 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.120 like the guy from Color Me Bad, not recently though 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:42.040 not recently. No, he puffed up a bit. Yeah, he's 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.680 definitely not wearing mediums. No, hey, stop, you put that 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:48.040 on you? No, that's dirty? How is it dirty? Because 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:51.319 I wiped it on your face? Yeah, so anyway, this 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.640 isn't dirty. I clean it every night. I put nice sunscreen. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.200 And do you put sunscreen on every day? It hasn't 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.560 been night since yesterday? Do you put sunscreen on everything? Now? 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.600 I barely put it on in the summertime. Now, I 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.080 know you're supposed to do it everything. Get serious about skincare. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.199 That's my goal for twenty twenty two, and I'm taking 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:09.880 it seriously. I started putting on sunscreen every day on 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.880 the face. Love you more? What does that mean? Love 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:16.800 you more? What's that about? Song? What? What is that 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:22.120 supposed to be about? Sunscream? Saying that sunscream? Yeah scream? Yes, 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:28.000 huh interesting, I was talking about sunscreen. Okay, I don't 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:31.400 love it, but I use Korean and Japanese brands because 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.320 they don't have the smell. Oh, because their skin is 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:38.560 so soft, like pearl cream, right, yes, like pearl cream. Scott? 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:42.839 Can we start over now? Which is twelve minutes of garbage? 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.760 Am I wrong? Scott? Let's just continue all right? So anyway, 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.360 right now I'm on the Norwegian Joy with the girls. Oh, 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.680 it's such a nice time. I'm so happy that you 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:53.840 could take time out of your day to hologram yourself 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.880 in what Oh yeah, no, I'm here. Yeah, it's the 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.439 hologram right exactly, touch you exactly where. Today's an at day, 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:02.439 So I figured i'd come and do the podcast. It's 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:06.080 very Star Trek. What are you doing this week? I mean, 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:10.480 are you in Disney? Yeah? Oh I'm so happy the 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.400 best place on earth. But what are you doing? Because 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.839 no more fast pass? Uh there's Genie pass right, but 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:17.280 I heard you can only get like three of them 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.000 from the No, there's a way you could finagle the system. Yeah, 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:21.160 you know what, They just did that so they could 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.960 make more money. That really is all it is, pretty much, yeah, 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.120 because everyone was just able to get fast pass fast passed, 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:30.000 and now you have to pay for Genie doodles whatever 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:33.439 it's called Genie doodles. Yeah. Well I remember when it 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.080 used to be paper fast passes. When I was there 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:40.360 there there still were some Disney not Disney World. Yes, 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.839 where in Disney World when I went a couple of 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:46.600 years ago. False, not false at all, because yeah, we 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:51.360 did it on the phone and the magic bands. Yeah, 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.240 we did so in like a So you were one 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.240 of the only people that they printed out of paper 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:59.000 one for because your fat your Genie pass wasn't working, 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:01.400 or I could you right now that we knew a 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.280 girl that worked there, that used to work at the 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:05.560 nursery school that I drove the bus for, and she 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.920 had a pocket someone everywhere, and she had a pocket 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.760 full of paper fast passes and she handed them to us. 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.080 So I can tell you right now they still had 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.480 paper three or four years ago. You know what, one 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.160 hundred percent? You know what it probably was from tell 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.080 me printer error or something wasn't working, if one of 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.560 the things was down. Okay, but they still had them, 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.840 and they probably still do. I don't think so. No, Okay, 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.840 they're probably just like f you. Yeah, get to the 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:33.080 back of the line. I don't care if you're in 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:37.640 a wheelchair, gimpy, get to the back. Right. They don't 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.680 do that anymore. No, they really don't. See No, now, 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:43.960 they don't even let you cut lines for reasons like that. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.800 Do you remember when all the ping pong balls fell 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.440 on Captain Kangaroo? Yeah, that was a great time, right, 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:51.000 and the moose he had a moose puppet with him, 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.840 got the moose puppet? I forget you remember the moose's name? Yeah? 0:14:55.880 --> 0:15:00.680 What was it? Let's say it at the same time. One, two, three, Moosey. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:05.360 That wasn't his name, you idiot, mate? Hold on, I 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.320 can't wait to go to Disney, right does this work? Hey, Siri, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:16.400 what's the name of the moose on Captain Kangaroo. Okay, 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.560 I found this on the web for what's the name 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.640 of the moose on Captain Kangaroo? Check it out. Oh 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:25.800 it's mister Moose. We were close, moosey, We we were close. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:29.920 What a clever name, very clever, mister moose. Do you 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.280 know what happened? Yeah? The ping pong balls fell and 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.800 they went all over the I'm not talking about your 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:37.080 ping pong balls and mister moosey moose set what's moose? 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.200 Mister moose? Mister moose? Right? You know I submitted my 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.520 Survivor audition video. Oh yeah, not peep. Did you use 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:46.520 the video that you took of me? No? Oh, for 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:50.120 like a testimonial number you said, hey, why should I win? Yeah? 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.280 But most of them are like you, being like eh Andy, 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:57.520 eh no, not even a peep, but one person I am. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.520 I still start sending it in August, you should? Am? 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.560 I still drip having you home today? Yeah, we'll be 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:05.080 back right what look at the commercial summer? Okay, so 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:12.840 we'll be back right after this, dude, dude, and we're back. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.120 See the problem is you're not letting me take a 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.640 long enough break. And then I so sixteen minutes. I 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.960 have to remember, if you can't see that hole in 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.480 the audio, you think that there is. You don't know 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.400 very much about audio, do you. I do, because I'm 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.880 the one who uploads it and puts the commercials in specifically, 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:28.920 so I see the whole timeline of where things have 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.160 to go in. Can you put the condo commercials back 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.280 so we make more money? What happened? It's like American 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.000 Express they don't want to pay us, no, but they 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:39.000 pay Spreeker, who pays us. And there was that other 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:44.440 dumb commercials like wrong King, holl wrong Ding, and that's 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.720 all the commercial was. It was like for some cold 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:49.000 medicine or something. Oh, and it was just a guy 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.560 saying something you could not understand for fifteen seconds. It 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:53.600 was the worst thing ever in the world, ever, in 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:57.280 the world ever. Wow, as far as commercials go, that's dramatic. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.520 It is. It's very dramatic. H By the way, I 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:02.760 did find remember the person that I said that sent 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.720 us a direct message about the town name? I did 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:10.280 find it. What was the town name? Now? I lost 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.200 it again? Oh it's right here, Okay. Hey. Love the 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:14.800 show in all forms, especially the chaotic moments. That seemed 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.680 to push Scotty's buttons. This love that. I have a 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:20.199 suggested for a topic for a future Bold Chat that 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.400 would be the pronunciation of place names. My initial suggestion 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:29.040 would be a town in Scotland called Howick, Hawick h 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:34.120 A w I c K Hawick, Howick, Howick, Hallwick, Hallwick. 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.520 I don't know. I would love to hear you both 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:40.440 try and pronounce it how We Howick Hallwick. All it 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:44.800 could is Howick or Hallwick unless it's some like Scottish. Yeah, 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:52.040 then it's like and that's from a GJD. What's up? Well? 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.520 The thing? Oh black belt? What? What's the longest work 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.480 we should do with spelling? Be? No, I'm not good. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:01.320 There was some words that I have to say. I 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.520 don't know. There are some words that I just cannot spell, 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:07.560 like maintenance. I can never spell maintenance. It's maintain ants, 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:11.080 maintain ants, maintenance. I can never spell maintenance. I can 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:14.160 never spell nauseous. I can never spell diarrhea. I could 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:16.480 do all the words that I cannot spell, I can 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:18.000 never spell them right, And a lot of times my 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:19.920 spell check won't get it right either, because it's like, 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:21.800 what do you try to say? I could do those. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:24.919 I can't certain. I still get a little tripped up 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:28.040 on dessert and desert yea, but I started remembering it 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.520 because dessert is so good. You go back for seconds. 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.880 You still don't know two s's your your? I do? 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.840 You don't know they're there and there. You constantly asked 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.280 me about they're there and there. I know constantly. I 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:43.680 know apostrophe R means R yes, So like I get 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:47.760 your and your Okay, what about if I'm I'm gonna 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:51.640 go over there and take their temperature? So it's E 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:55.359 R E E I R okay, all right, so good. 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:58.000 I'm proud of you, Thank you, You're welcome. I remember 0:18:58.000 --> 0:18:59.680 when we used to do vocap tests like that and 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:01.680 you would have to like circle the right one. I'd 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:03.720 always just get a whole paperback full of red marks, 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:06.000 and like, seriously, dude, was it too much for you 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:10.640 to say vocabulary? What you said vocab? Was it too much? 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:14.199 You are that guy? I am? You know what I 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:18.199 am little knit picky, I am nitpicker. There's nothing I 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:19.879 can do about it. It's just in me. And you 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.760 can't say vocabulary. I'm just saying you can't say it. 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.439 You might as well say it. Look we need we 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:28.200 need more time on this podcast, so do a whole word. 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:30.640 We don't need any shortcuts here. Well, when I used 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:36.760 to do my bocabulary tests and do bad on them, poorly, poorly, 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:40.000 I'm fine, Yeah, not great. I used to. I used 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:43.159 to write answers on my hand. It was terrible. I 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:45.600 would I would I would write some answers on my hand, 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:48.879 and I would use the eraser maate pens so I 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.320 could just I got an itch, you know, and I 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:52.960 would just rub it off and it wouldn't be there anymore. 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:54.680 I would have smudges everywhere, but it wouldn't be on 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.240 my hand anymore. And then what I started doing, probably, 0:19:57.560 --> 0:19:59.240 I don't know. It was in high school for sure. 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:03.520 I would take a little piece of paper and I 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:06.440 would just write really little words, voke, have words, and 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:08.560 I would put it in between my legs and I'll go, 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:13.560 I know it'd scratched myself or something. I would look 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:15.199 down and I would, you know, I was. I have 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:17.520 really good eyesight, so I write really little and I 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:20.360 put it down there. Did you ever get caught? Never? Never? 0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:24.560 That's probably how I graduated high school by cheating. You 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:28.560 know what, it's not cheating, it's just being resourceful. Exactly. 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:30.680 There it is. You were just about to look exactly 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:36.000 exactly ye oh, what didn't you know? So no, that's 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:39.480 not a loophole. That's cheating. You know you passed. I did, 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:42.960 but you did it, you wouldn't have this job. Probably 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:44.280 there it is. You know what, there's a lot of 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:47.320 things in life that I'm I'm a firm, firm believer, 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.320 and everything happens for a reason and things just kind 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:52.800 of fall into place. I absolutely, one hundred percent andy 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.920 believe that. Who says that too many people and too 0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:58.800 many times, too many times. It's lost all its meaning 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:00.560 because everyone just says it. Now, well, you know, it 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:03.240 was an emoji. I understand it was. So it's been 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:05.879 said for years and years and years and years. This 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:08.240 isn't a recent thing like you're trying to claim it is, 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:11.119 like everyone's been saying it. Now I'm the only one 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:14.000