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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nick Glasers Nicky, Hello here I am. It's Nicky Glazer podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. I'm in Saint Louis with my dogs, dawgs,

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Speaker 2: actually my dog's dogs, and my dog Big. Taylor is here. Taylor,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show in studio with me.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: She was over here organizing my She was unpacking for

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Speaker 2: me after my two months gone.

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Speaker 3: It's only two months.

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Speaker 2: Those two months. How many luggages? Three bags? Three and

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Speaker 2: then half of another one, So three and a half

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Speaker 2: three point five bags. Yeah, a lot. That's not bad.

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Speaker 2: She had a lot to sift through. And there's another

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Speaker 2: shipment coming. Because the thing that I was filming, I

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Speaker 2: got to keep all of the dresses filming the show. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've been doing this show for many moons and I

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Speaker 2: never let me keep anything. This time I got to

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Speaker 2: keep everything. Yeah, and so I have lots of dresses

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Speaker 2: to wear the weddings, nice mostly and tour clubs. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear stuff on tour. I'm very excited. But

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Speaker 2: it's nothing I can wear my normal life, because I don't.

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Speaker 2: I just can't dress like the way I wish I

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Speaker 2: could dress. Oh, Anya and Brian and Noah are all

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Speaker 2: here as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I just wish I.

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Speaker 2: Could wear like a linen law, like like dress like

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Speaker 2: a girl in Beverly Hills that just wears like a

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Speaker 2: long linen dress and like some fresh sneakers, and like

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Speaker 2: just a simple necklace, Like if I put that on,

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Speaker 2: I feel like I was doing cosplay or something. I

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Speaker 2: just I have to. I always picture like the people

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Speaker 2: like I always picture my I almost said sister in law.

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Speaker 2: But if I marry Chris, she will be. She's Chris's

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Speaker 2: brother's wife, and she always dresses so impeccably, even when

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Speaker 2: she's wearing like Lulu Lemon, like she could wear something

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Speaker 2: that I'm wearing, but it just looks like nice on her,

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Speaker 2: Like she just wears things and it all fits nice.

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Speaker 3: She's not stay clean, No she is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah she's not. I think I think you said she's

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Speaker 2: not sane. I was like, no, she's very sane. She

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Speaker 2: just yees, she's not stained like I was picturing. I

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Speaker 2: was like, if she dressed like me, if she was

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Speaker 2: wearing this I'm stained fit, what would it look like

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Speaker 2: on her? And it would just look different. I just

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Speaker 2: carry things differently.

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Speaker 4: I think you have your thing though you don't know

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Speaker 4: like you have changed. I've known you for a decade

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Speaker 4: or more now, and there are so many days that

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Speaker 4: I just look at you and I'm like, God, she

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Speaker 4: is the it girl and she has no idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and I can't even tell you because I've been forbidding.

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Speaker 2: Girl, because my hair looks like no.

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Speaker 4: No, you just have like you don't even realize it.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes when you're just like you throw something on, I'm like,

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Speaker 4: how did she do that? Like there was this one

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Speaker 4: day on the European tour where you just like showed

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Speaker 4: up like fucking pissed or so no, like grumbling in

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Speaker 4: the green room, and I was just like, look at

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Speaker 4: this bitch in her pleather cool black shorts like some

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Speaker 4: weird cute crop top jacket.

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Speaker 2: This was to me. I hated that it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: It was all less to me. I didn't pick it out,

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Speaker 2: But it does matter. That's my own devices. It would

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Speaker 2: not be left to my own devices. I wear tailor

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Speaker 2: swift shirts that don't fit and then not put on

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Speaker 2: shorts that are also really old from old Navy. Like

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Speaker 2: all of my clothes are old.

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Speaker 3: They look good on you. You have like you have

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Speaker 3: like the grace of a prized pawny. That's so like

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Speaker 3: stride when you stride, like I just I am first

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Speaker 3: one hunchback cashi. But every time I see you, you

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Speaker 3: stride into a room and your clothes is like, hang

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Speaker 3: off you. That's really like a mantis with sexy closes.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean for this to be like give me compliments,

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Speaker 2: but it does feel really good. Thank you so much, Tailor.

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Speaker 4: My girl calling him mantis is such a high earlier and.

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Speaker 3: She felt like a like.

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Speaker 2: As soon as you saw me? And I was like,

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Speaker 2: is she just saying this because she knows on the

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Speaker 2: girl's chet that I was crying about being fat.

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Speaker 3: I've been on it.

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Speaker 2: Really.

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Speaker 3: I was telling them I'm kicked off.

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Speaker 2: Oh well that actually makes everything better because I go,

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Speaker 2: oh my god. She just like I rounded the corner

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Speaker 2: and she immediately was like you are little or something,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh god, she's just really saying

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Speaker 2: was sobbing about things I saw in a dressing room

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Speaker 2: the other day. I'm not kidding you. This is my

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Speaker 2: thought I had that I think is actually really funny.

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Speaker 3: In a mirror.

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Speaker 2: I know this is really grim, but it's really funny

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Speaker 2: to me. I just saw Joe List Special, so maybe

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Speaker 2: it's getting in my head. Joe List has a joke

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Speaker 2: on a special where he's like, sometimes he sees a

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Speaker 2: picture of himself and he's like, I just should just

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Speaker 2: kill myself to like, for the betterment of society, Like

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Speaker 2: I'm so disgusting looking, And I really related to that.

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Speaker 2: And for some reason, Joe can say that everyone laughs

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Speaker 2: and doesn't go, no, Joe, you're beautiful, But when a

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Speaker 2: woman says that, everyone has to go no, Nikki, you're beautiful.

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Speaker 2: And let me just say what I'm about to say

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Speaker 2: trigger warning, I'm about to be I'm a skinny woman

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Speaker 2: talking about feeling fat. Okay, I am aware that I

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Speaker 2: am a thinner woman and that I have thin privilege,

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Speaker 2: and that I am talking about how I perceive my body.

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Speaker 2: It does not mean that if I see you at

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Speaker 2: a meet and greet and you're bigger than me, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be like, she's disgusting and doesn't deserve to live.

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Speaker 2: This is a me thing. It's the way we see

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Speaker 2: ourselves is different than the way we see others. And

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Speaker 2: I know I said last week on the show that

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Speaker 2: my mom, the way she talked about her body would

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Speaker 2: make me really upset because my mom was so much

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Speaker 2: tinier than me, yet she would say she was big,

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Speaker 2: and then I would be like, well, what do you

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Speaker 2: think about me? So I know I'm being a hypocrite

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Speaker 2: and saying that right now, but I will just say

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Speaker 2: I struggled last week. I went into a dressing room,

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Speaker 2: like knowing I'm bigger, Like I was fine with it,

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Speaker 2: Like I know I'm bigger than I was six months ago,

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Speaker 2: Like I just know the pants aren't fitting the same way.

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Speaker 2: I accept it. I'm fine with it. I just went through.

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Speaker 2: I just filmed a bunch of shit, and I was

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Speaker 2: like trying to get into I was wanting to be

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Speaker 2: a lot thinner than I was for all this, but

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Speaker 2: I wasn't. And it's fine, and it's just the way

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Speaker 2: ready to go in a dressing room, even though I

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Speaker 2: never go in dressing rooms ever. I always buy things

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Speaker 2: I cry there and like all that abercromy stuff that

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Speaker 2: I had you return. I bought that online. It's all

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Speaker 2: doesn't fit me. I can't even get it past my neck.

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Speaker 2: Like some of the things won't even go on Myercon.

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Speaker 3: Base for children though, But I think no, Actually a

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Speaker 3: lot of that I saw it was from Abercrombie Children. No,

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Speaker 3: it wasn't. That was Happy Kids, And I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, no way, okay, that makes me feel better.

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Speaker 4: Then I've always run from two thousand and two only

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Speaker 4: dress me in Abercrombie Kids.

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Speaker 3: Oh baby, what really?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you can always be like, let's go to this store.

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Speaker 4: It's so fun.

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Speaker 2: I was to get like size medium or lar you

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Speaker 2: are like Anya has. Sometimes if you're on your lower

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Speaker 4: Want in a red T shirt for a ten year

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Speaker 3: Delia really wanted me was.

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Speaker 2: I want to say that Delia's was not sexy, And

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Speaker 2: that's what I kind of liked about it. Delia's wasn't sexy.

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Speaker 2: It was making girls feel like empowered about being like

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Speaker 2: a little tomboyish. And I was remembering Delia's because my

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Speaker 2: I was like they were like sexy babies, and they're like, no,

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Speaker 2: they weren't. They were. They weren't wearing. There was no cleavage,

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Speaker 2: there was no crop, there was no tummies hanging out.

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Speaker 2: It was like col girl.

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Speaker 3: They were cash you on purpose. They always had.

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Speaker 2: Like like a hard side or they'd be like wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They were always like screaming or like taking their legs

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Speaker 2: like average. Yeah they were. So they were jumping a lot, yes,

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Speaker 2: like kind of being like I don't care, like chewing,

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Speaker 2: like loitering, constantly loitering at a ball.

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Speaker 3: They had to get picked up by the cats.

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Speaker 2: So I went into this dressing room at a store

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Speaker 2: called and Other Stories, which by the way, I needed

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Speaker 2: to return something to it.

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Speaker 3: If it starts with and you know, it's not and

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Speaker 3: it's Amber Sand like you know.

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Speaker 2: So Chris we were we were going there the other

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Speaker 2: it's called and Other Stories. It's Amber Sand Other Stories.

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Speaker 2: So he when we got there, he goes, I typed

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Speaker 2: an Ambers other Stories.

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Speaker 3: I would like that better.

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Speaker 2: So I went to and Other Stories to return something

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Speaker 2: like just I was there months ago in Beverly Hills

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Speaker 2: game my hair done and I just was really cold.

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Speaker 2: So I went into and other stories just to get

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Speaker 2: a fucking sweater for dinner, and I picked up a

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Speaker 2: couple other things. They were all like yippie skippy hi,

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Speaker 2: like they were just flooding. Kirsten and I and I

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Speaker 2: think you we would call them yippie skippy kippy Egan

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Speaker 2: so we made we were like, I don't know how

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Speaker 2: we got to call them yippy skippy Kippy Egan, but anyway,

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Speaker 2: so they were yippy skippy and so I had to

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Speaker 2: return them. I went there the other day with Chris

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Speaker 2: to return them, and they gave me a store credit

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Speaker 2: because I didn't have the receipt. They go, I go,

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Speaker 2: can you just get my credit card and like find

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Speaker 2: it in the system, which every story's been able to

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Speaker 2: do that since the nineties, But they go, sorry, we

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Speaker 2: only do you know physical receipts and I go, oh no.

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Speaker 2: She goes, no, we can't do we can't look it

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Speaker 2: up from your credit card. I go, oh, well, I'll

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Speaker 2: just look it up. You probably emailed it to me

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Speaker 2: and they go, we only do physical receipts. And I go,

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Speaker 2: isn't that convenient? And I said sarcastically and she goes,

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Speaker 2: I know right, like she like was like thought I

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Speaker 2: was being helpful, but I was being sarcastic, not to

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Speaker 2: her to be like, I wasn't being rude, but I

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Speaker 2: was like, well, isn't that convenient? Like you know for

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Speaker 2: the corporation and other stories?

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Speaker 5: I want to tell you what do you think the

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Speaker 3: In the dressing room. That's what I've done.

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Speaker 2: So I just bought my shirts, my big shirts and Christmas,

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Speaker 4: We've all had this moment. I'm sure men even have it,

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Speaker 2: And I'm sorry if it hurts anyone's feelings that I'm

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Speaker 2: So please don't take this personally. I love you all,

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Speaker 2: want to hear what you guys do. All right, we'll

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Speaker 2: talk about that when you get right back after this.

435
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Speaker 2: All right, we're back. What do you guys do when

436
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,600
Speaker 2: you have been like overwhelmingly depressed about something, whether it's

437
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,119
Speaker 2: like whether it's a physical thing you see about yourself,

438
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:14,520
Speaker 2: whether it's something you you some critique, you get back

439
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,720
Speaker 2: on your work, or like you just realize all of

440
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 2: a sudden, like what you thought was not what it seems.

441
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 2: You get cheated on, like like where your reality is

442
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:25,040
Speaker 2: like not what you thought it was. What do you do?

443
00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:29,240
Speaker 5: I enter into a fugue state where I endlessly work

444
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,840
Speaker 5: to try to change what happened.

445
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,400
Speaker 6: That's not a healthy way.

446
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 3: That's it's useful, but I think.

447
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,320
Speaker 5: It's sometimes it is for work and stuff. If I

448
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 5: get like bad notes on a script or something then

449
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 5: I will. I will sit in a chair for two

450
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Speaker 5: straight weeks trying to learn why I was inadequate and

451
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Speaker 5: fix it.

452
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,359
Speaker 6: And then usually I come.

453
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,719
Speaker 2: Out and ask it's flat from sitting in there, Then

454
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,640
Speaker 2: you gotta fix it.

455
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Speaker 3: It's wow wow.

456
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Speaker 5: Usually I come out on the other side with with

457
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Speaker 5: something better say, yeah, same thing happened when I got

458
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 5: cheated on. You know, I decided, Well, I went and

459
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 5: tried to figure out why and which that doesn't work.

460
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 5: But then I went and I went on a million dates.

461
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,120
Speaker 5: And that's usually I Usually, some for some reason, falsely

462
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,120
Speaker 5: believe that I have the power to change my position.

463
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 5: And sometimes that's wrong and you're just punching a wall

464
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 5: or hitting your head against a wall that will never give.

465
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Speaker 5: And sometimes it works and you actually do mold the

466
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 5: universe into how you want it. But most of the

467
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,360
Speaker 5: time it's not.

468
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Speaker 2: A bad idea. Well, I was talking to Chris last

469
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Speaker 2: night about we were talking about sports we'll get into

470
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Speaker 2: in a second. We were watching football, and he was

471
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Speaker 2: he was kind of reliving his days of when he

472
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Speaker 2: was a budding athlete, and he's he wishes that someone,

473
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Speaker 2: he wishes he would have worked harder at football in

474
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Speaker 2: high school and trained off the field and outside of

475
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Speaker 2: practices to become even better. But he said something to

476
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 2: me that I really really resonated with me, which is,

477
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 2: when you're young, you don't think that hard work is

478
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 2: going to change anything. You like, you know about hard work,

479
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 2: you hear about it, but you kind of just feel.

480
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 2: And we talked about this before, that you either got

481
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 2: it or you don't, and that hard work like when

482
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 2: you're in high school, you're just like, I don't know,

483
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Speaker 2: I'll just like I'm not gonna like persevere past this

484
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 2: block possible. Yeah, you made like a really mean father

485
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 2: to push you to do that, or like a coach,

486
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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like you can't do it

487
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 2: on your own. But like I think as adults, I

488
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 2: just have a better idea of that now that I

489
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,880
Speaker 2: can I can do anything except you know, be president

490
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 2: or fly. But like I can do or understand football,

491
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 2: I can or understand, uh, what is going on in

492
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 2: the movie The Big Short. We'll also get to that

493
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Speaker 2: in a second. I can't do pretty much anything if

494
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 2: I if I, if I try hard enough, And yeah,

495
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Speaker 2: I think that that is exactly what I decided to

496
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,479
Speaker 2: do about this. I was like Okay, my body is

497
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 2: not what I want it to be, right now, what

498
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 2: can I do? And so I'm like, okay, without like

499
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: killing myself, I'm just being more mindful and I'm just

500
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Speaker 2: like like being more uh you know, disciplined, I guess

501
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 2: is the word, and like feeling like I'm gonna And

502
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 2: now that I live with Chris, it's kind of nice

503
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 2: because before when I would like eat better or get

504
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 2: on an exercise regimen, there's like no one to see it,

505
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 2: you know, And like I do everything for like a

506
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: for someone going like you're actually doing good, you know,

507
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 2: like that's I don't do everything for that, but like

508
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 2: it really helps to have someone go, wow, you're like

509
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 2: putting in the work, You're actually doing it. And so

510
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 2: I think it like it helps to live with someone

511
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 2: for that regard. And it's been one day of doing

512
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:34,959
Speaker 2: things extra.

513
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Speaker 5: People post Instagram stories of like look at me, I'm

514
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 5: working out here, I lost this weight. It helps and

515
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 5: people don't hate you as much if you just show

516
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 5: up with a glow up.

517
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind if you post stuff about working out.

518
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 2: I've been clear about this before, but don't pretend like

519
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 2: you're trying to motivate me.

520
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my call.

521
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 2: Bullshit. If you can say, hey, I want to post

522
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 2: this because I'm proud of myself, go for it. That's

523
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 2: the reason. That's why you're doing it. Anyway. I'm proud

524
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 2: of myself. I want attention for this, but don't try

525
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 2: to trick me into being like, you can do this too.

526
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 2: You don't want me to do it because you are

527
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 2: trying to be hotter than me, and you don't want

528
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 2: me doing that too.

529
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Speaker 5: You post just maybe Nikki Glaser podcast Instagram of you

530
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 5: playing guitar because you want to improve playing in front

531
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 5: of people, and then that's a good way to do it.

532
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 5: I kind of want to do that too with piano,

533
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 5: but I haven't yet built up the courage.

534
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Speaker 2: Go live. You can go live on nick Glazer Pod

535
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 2: anytime you want to practice your instrument. It's space to go.

536
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 2: You can always go in there because it's always people

537
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,120
Speaker 2: that are going to be encouraging. They know what they're

538
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 2: getting into. That's what I do sometimes, in case you

539
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: didn't know, on the Nikki Glazer Pod Instagram, I go

540
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 2: live and I just play guitar and sing and I

541
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 2: say countless times I don't think I'm good. This isn't

542
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 2: for entertainment. This is for you to be witnessed to

543
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 2: me practicing because it's the only way I can ever

544
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: practice this. If someone is like.

545
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's to struggle.

546
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 2: And people have been encouraged to pick up guitar or

547
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 2: pick up singing or do something that they didn't you

548
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,479
Speaker 2: know that they think they're too old to do. So

549
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: I have encouraged people. Is that why I'm doing it? No,

550
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 2: it's not. Because I'm being honest with you. I'm not

551
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 2: about there are some things in my life that I

552
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: do that are meant to like help others and make

553
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 2: it so girls have an easier time in life and

554
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 2: young boys. I think my stand up is more motivated by, like,

555
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: I want people to have information that I didn't have

556
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: back then. But am I playing guitar to inspire others? Fuck? No,

557
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 2: I'm doing it so I can get good.

558
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 4: I like this thing you're bringing up. It's really like

559
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 4: activating my brain a lot about like what do you

560
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 4: guys do when you're traumatized? How do you make it through?

561
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,719
Speaker 4: I think that helps people too, Just to hear that

562
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 4: other people, even successful celebrities, can have these like I

563
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 4: would love to hear am I Rabatowski talk about like

564
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 4: has she had a dressing room moment. I had this,

565
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 4: and I'm a very very thin woman. I had this

566
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 4: a year ago. I remember the day I was in

567
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 4: Baja California in a hotel, different lighting, bright.

568
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 3: Fresh bathroom.

569
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: On your yeah, but the.

570
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 4: Light caught my I was in a bikini and the

571
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 4: light caught me and I was in a new mirror,

572
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 4: new room. I was just like, what this cannot be right.

573
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 4: And it was a huge mirror and the sun it

574
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 4: was like morning, bright bright sun, and I just couldn't

575
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 4: believe my eyes. It was cellulate from my like my everywhere,

576
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 4: like all over my stomach, all the way down my leg.

577
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 4: And I was just kind of marveling at first, like wow,

578
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,959
Speaker 4: this is incredible. And then the breeze started going and

579
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 4: like it was just like myne I was in my

580
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 4: hotel room. And then I started like moving my skin

581
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 4: around and I was shocked at the lack of muscle tone,

582
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 4: and I was just like, my leg is flapping in

583
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Speaker 4: the wind like a flag, and.

584
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Speaker 3: I it was so triggered.

585
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: It really looks like it looks like.

586
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 3: Just fabric a mirror. Ever again, do you want to

587
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 3: know my process?

588
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 2: So did you hold it up and give it to

589
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,959
Speaker 2: I never to touch the ground?

590
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 4: I did what I would Okay, here's how I've grown

591
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 4: because in the past I would just like skip right

592
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 4: to action, like what do I do to fix this?

593
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 4: But what I think is really helpful is like, sit

594
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 4: with the feelings. Do not take a shortcut around to action,

595
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 4: because action should be like step three. The first thing

596
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 4: I did was just be like, wow, okay, I'm just

597
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 4: going to sit with all the feelings I'm having anything

598
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 4: it can be like this is disgusting. I don't accept myself.

599
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm aging this way. Holy shit. And

600
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 4: then like the most important thing for me to realize

601
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 4: is my eyes are not accurately seeing shit. Also, this

602
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 4: is a two dimensional thing. This is not four dimensions.

603
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 4: So whatever I'm seeing right now is actually the baby,

604
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 4: but maybe three D. I don't I don't know what D.

605
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 4: But you know nothing, but it's not accurate. Like I

606
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 4: cannot be a good, tried and true, trusted resource.

607
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: How true is that? Because anytime I see my friends,

608
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: think they look like shit. I mean, there's sometimes where

609
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: you're like you're kind of spot on. There's sometimes where

610
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 2: you go just go, yeah, okay, I can see what

611
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 2: you're saying. But I would say ninety percent of the

612
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 2: time I don't see what they're talking about, and not

613
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: in a way that's like I love you and I

614
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: only see you in a beautiful way. I truly can't

615
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 2: grasp what they're fucking saying.

616
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 3: I think still are fully and completely tripping all the time.

617
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: Well we is, Annie, you have a good point, like

618
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 2: your eyes are fucking we just see ourselves so differently.

619
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Speaker 6: That's the thing.

620
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 5: You like, you are in your own head and so

621
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 5: you don't get to see yourself like everyone else in

622
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 5: the world sees, you know, And then to double down

623
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 5: on that, when you look into a mirror, it's a

624
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 5: reflection of you.

625
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 6: It's not even what your boss.

626
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: Yes.

627
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 4: Yes. So like in cognitive therapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, they

628
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,959
Speaker 4: do this. You guys know all about this. You you

629
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 4: work through stuff, you say you're feeling, You rate the feeling.

630
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 4: Then you like, how what percent of this feeling is

631
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 4: accurate and true? And then you list all the facts

632
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 4: and then what percent is not true, and then list

633
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 4: all the evidence there and then you have more balanced Thus,

634
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 4: so I try to get to a more balanced place

635
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 4: than this triggered state of like I am disgusting this

636
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 4: as an emergency and then.

637
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was what was happening to me. I was

638
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: code ready, I was, but this is the thought that

639
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: I had that was funny that I want to share that,

640
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 2: I promise you is not how I really feel, but

641
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: it was in the moment. I wanted to kill myself. Okay,

642
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 2: I wanted to jump off a bridge. Not really because

643
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 2: that's not how I would go if I ever did it.

644
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: I said on Ander Tantino's podcast recently, I was like,

645
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: I have suicidal thoughts. We were talking about it because

646
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: that's what I talk about on every podcast that I

647
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 2: guess not and and he goes, how would you do it?

648
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 2: And I go, I don't want to ruin this rise

649
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 2: and people people's I was really sad for you until

650
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: you said that it made me laugh. So but I

651
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: would never jump off a bridge, but there was like

652
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: something in me that was just like, I need to

653
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: end this right now. And then I go, but I

654
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,479
Speaker 2: don't want to because then someone has to do an

655
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: autopsy and they'll see me naked hot corner. I was

656
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: like lifting up the thing and being like you being

657
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 2: like your ass is there's a dimpling on her ass.

658
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 3: So from hitting you're actually off the side.

659
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 6: You request an ugly coroner And like.

660
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: Before I jumped, really did. I recently watched on Theo's podcast.

661
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 2: It's so interesting he interviewed a coroner and that's why

662
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 2: that word was. He wasn't hot, but he was cool.

663
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 2: There was like a hotness to him because he was

664
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 2: like so empathetic and like sweet. Did you watch it,

665
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: Noah or like or anything? Yeah, yeah, really good. That

666
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 2: was a really interesting thing. I forget what I gleaned

667
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: from it, but I just wanted to share an interesting fact.

668
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that went out.

669
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: I went out with my girlfriend pull on my yesterday

670
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: and she's doing a program to become a death duela

671
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: or like a death midwife. And this program that she's

672
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: uh going through encourages people to not go through the

673
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: embalming process. And she was telling me how like before

674
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: the Civil War, every household had a death room where

675
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: you would hold funerals and where you would keep the dead.

676
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: And after the Civil War, when all you know, like

677
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: the soldiers were getting killed, the families wanted to bury

678
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: the bodies in their home state or whatever, and it

679
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: took a while to transport. That's when they started doing embombing. Also,

680
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: embombing is not a law. It's just a suggestion.

681
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 4: Right now, what is it covering you with wast.

682
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 2: It's like formaldehyde, right, it's suggesting.

683
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 7: You were.

684
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 4: I thought they Why does embalmings sound like waxing because

685
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 4: it's a bomb, like a lit bomb.

686
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you get like, okay, so it's just a suggestion.

687
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 2: You shouldn't do.

688
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: It, Okay, No, it's you know, choice, but part of

689
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: your death planning. And after the Civil War, those death

690
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: rooms turned into the living room living room from because

691
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: after they embalmed, like once, they decided like that they

692
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: didn't need to have a death room.

693
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: They just were like.

694
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 3: Just changed it sitting room.

695
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: It changed the funeral industry and people started moving over

696
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: to funeral homes where bodies would be embalmed and stuff

697
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: like that.

698
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: Is that way They.

699
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 4: Call it the living room because it's the opposite of

700
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 4: the dying room.

701
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, the death room, oh my god, And it's a

702
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,239
Speaker 2: room for the living. Oh, Louis is the funniest joke.

703
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 2: His grandmother or someone donating her body to science and

704
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 2: He was like, what if you donate your body to

705
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: science and you just like you were given to some

706
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 2: student who got like an F and they just read

707
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: an F like your head this rejection, Like the kid

708
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: just looks up on Is that a Louis bit?

709
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 6: Brian.

710
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: I know you're encyclopedic about Louis, but that made me

711
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 2: laugh so hard because you think you're like giving your

712
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 2: body to like research, it's gonna like your cancer. But

713
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: it's just like some kid is like poking around and

714
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 2: like probably is hungover and just shows up and like

715
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 2: just like scratches your eyeball with something and they're like Nope,

716
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 2: that's wrong. You ruined this corpse and they're like f

717
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 2: and just like throw you in a dumpster.

718
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 3: I got lost at at the school and I found

719
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 3: the morgue there, but it said gross anatomy and it

720
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 3: was just like a basement. I was looking for the

721
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 3: bathroom and it was just that one room with like

722
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 3: a big chesl door sking in there, clinking clanking of

723
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 3: like metallic tool.

724
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: Taylor's a professor.

725
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 3: I like the professor, Yeah, they do, they do.

726
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are you teaching?

727
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 3: Said professor Mcross Psychology at where you don't have to say, Okay,

728
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 3: they're going to find me or not.

729
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true. Didn't one of your students find you?

730
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 3: Yeah?

731
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 6: Eye?

732
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 2: Oh no, my makeup? Oh no, there's no one wearing makeup.

733
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: Now I'm a fraud.

734
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 5: Did you hear the thing about when there was a

735
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 5: controversy at least ten years ago or something where a

736
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 5: lot of the bodies being donated to science were being

737
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 5: donated to the military and then they were just using

738
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 5: your body to test weapons on to see how like

739
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 5: a you that's kind of would react to, like getting

740
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 5: shot by a bullet that explodes.

741
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 4: They have to do that though, they have to do

742
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 4: the right research and throw a body into.

743
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 5: Like the controversy was like I'm going to donate my

744
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 5: body to science, and they weren't telling the families that, like,

745
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 5: this is actually going to be shot by a tank right.

746
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 2: Over. Remind me, Taylor of this. Oh my god, this

747
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 2: comes full circle to like the joke that you told

748
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 2: me about the Simpsons that you said was the funniest

749
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 2: joke you'd ever heard in your life. I reminded you

750
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 2: of a couple of years ago. Do you remember it?

751
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 3: Uh?

752
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: They like they they shot a dead body in a cannon. Noah,

753
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: do you know this? You have been speaking of encyclopedic

754
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: knowledge of Simpsons. They shoot like a grandma and a

755
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: canyon and it said a cannon.

756
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 6: That's what I meant, jaguar.

757
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 2: And what does it say on the flag letter rip'n.

758
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 2: That's so funny And that's that's what they said when

759
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: they shot those people with.

760
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 6: I mean, let's a great and that's great.

761
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: That's a great one I want on my grave.

762
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 4: Okay, can I say one more thing about you?

763
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 5: No?

764
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 4: Please?

765
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 2: The thing you're talking about, please, Yes, the thing.

766
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 4: You were saying about trauma. Clearly this is speaking to

767
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 4: me a lot, but like how people get over breakups

768
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 4: and stuff like Brian talking also about like you know,

769
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 4: beating a How can I never repeat this thing? What

770
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 4: has helped me so much is advice you've given me

771
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 4: and other people a lot, like with regard to having

772
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 4: a trauma around a relationship or someone that like sign

773
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 4: a bridge, someone that like she's on you or can't

774
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 4: love you the way you thought, and rather than like

775
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 4: beating myself up for it and like figuring out how

776
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 4: to never have that happen again, what helps a lot

777
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 4: is just like the thing you say about it's like

778
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 4: hugging someone that doesn't have arms, you know, like they

779
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 4: really can't help it. And it sounds so trite. You know,

780
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 4: you can't tell someone that and believe it right after

781
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 4: you found out someone cheated on you. But but so

782
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 4: often that is the thing, like you really didn't deserve

783
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 4: that particular trauma, and it is like you just picked

784
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 4: someone that can can't give it.

785
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 3: Back to you.

786
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 4: And it might even have the It's like the same

787
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 4: thing with a job that goes badly, Like maybe it's

788
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 4: just not a match.

789
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 2: I'm going off, no, no, no, I think what I I

790
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 2: remember the person who gave me this advice first was

791
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 2: Rachel Feinstein. I was going, I like, liked this guy

792
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: so much and he just wouldn't like me back. And

793
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 2: it was like, why not? We're perfect for each other,

794
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: like you, I know you like me as like a friend.

795
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 2: Why couldn't this be romantic? I know you're attracted to me.

796
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 2: It just doesn't make sense. And she was like, he

797
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 2: can't love you the way you want to be loved.

798
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 2: And I'm like why though, she goes, no, you're not

799
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 2: hearing me. It's not that he can't love you. He

800
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 2: can't love anyone. Like it's you're asking for something he

801
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 2: doesn't have to give.

802
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 3: And people can sense that. It's you can be so hot,

803
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 3: but they're they're probably like I just can tell they

804
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 3: want more. People can sense it.

805
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 8: Bicycle, yeah, exactly, our fish like they just can't do

806
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 8: it and like and like, I think that's what was

807
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 8: so incompon about, like my body not being what I

808
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 8: wanted it to be.

809
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 2: Was that for an order? For I think we just

810
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: want immediate, We want to take action. We want things

811
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 2: to change instantly. Someone's mad at me, Stop being mad

812
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: at me right now you're cheating on me. Apologize and

813
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 2: make everything better and say you won't do it again.

814
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 2: And sometimes you just don't get that immediate thing that

815
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: you want so much. I mean, I know every bestie

816
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,439
Speaker 2: is like thinking about something. I hope that you're thinking

817
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: of something in your life that you're like, yes, I

818
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: just want this to be like relieved now, Like why

819
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 2: can't you just give me what I want? And when

820
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 2: you're dealing with your body stuff, like it's just it's

821
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: impossible to have a quick fix. There isn't one, even

822
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 2: if you were to get surgery. If you're do to

823
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 2: do ozembic, those are still things that are gonna take weeks,

824
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 2: Like I will not I can't fix this right now.

825
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: And that's so frustrating that I just had to go

826
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: see Oppenheimer when really I wanted to go do a

827
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: I wanted to go run twenty miles, like I just

828
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,240
Speaker 2: wanted to get and I had to go to dinner

829
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: that night, and like I'm like I have to eat

830
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 2: and the meal soon, and like this is what got

831
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 2: me here, is eating and I have meals that I

832
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 2: have to go eat, like I can't not eat the

833
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 2: rest of my life, and like that is really frustrating

834
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 2: that you just have to keep living your life when

835
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: there is something that seems like so desperately in need

836
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 2: of change. But then you just think about like I

837
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: just had to go back to like I'm so happy

838
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: I have arms. I'm so happy I have an ass

839
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 2: that is like bigger than I want it to be.

840
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 2: It's better than having no ass, which I'd had for

841
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 2: a really long time. It is hard to sit on

842
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 2: and really hurt a lot, and you know, like or

843
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: whatever it is, like I just I just all I

844
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 2: know is that what helps me is that I was

845
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: a weight that I liked not so long ago, and

846
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: if it took me this long to get here, it'll

847
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 2: take me that long to get back to that. Like,

848
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 2: I don't have to do anything crazy. I didn't do

849
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: anything crazy to get here. I just ate a little

850
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: bit too much here and there. But it wasn't I

851
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: haven't gone nuts. And maybe you're someone who has gone

852
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 2: nuts and who was like, well, I've never been the

853
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 2: weight that I want to be. I don't know what

854
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: to say to you, but for me, I don't have

855
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 2: a solution there. But I think the solution is just

856
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: is truly just accepting the moment and just being like

857
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 2: and going back to a thing that I said years

858
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: ago in this podcast, which is like, I don't want

859
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 2: my ass to look like this. I would have never

860
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: chosen this. It's not my fault. And I could say

861
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: it's my fault because I overate. I was a lazy ass.

862
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 2: I didn't work out, but if I could have, I

863
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 2: would have and I didn't. And it's not like I'm

864
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: not a bad person because my ass looks like this.

865
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 3: I'm not.

866
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 4: You know.

867
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: I was starting to my therapist yesterday and I was lamenting

868
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 2: this stuff and I'm like, to me, it equals lazy,

869
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 2: And to me, laziness triggers everything that my dad didn't

870
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: like about me as a kid or my mom as

871
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: a kid, Like my dad's a go getter, always wants

872
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 2: to be like, let's go on for a bike ride,

873
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go down to the creek, Let's go

874
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: do this, let's go pick up pine cones, come like punks,

875
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 2: let's come on, let's go do anything. And if we

876
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 2: didn't want to do with something, if we would have

877
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: preferred to stay in and watch TV, we were lazy.

878
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: And it was kind of like this, no shame on

879
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 2: my dad because that's just the way he is. He

880
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: was kind of like disgusted with us, like how are

881
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 2: you even my kids? Like you just want to stay

882
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: Like that's such a waste of life. So I have

883
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 2: this like association with being lazy as being a wasteful person,

884
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 2: a bad person. And then to me, having a fat

885
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 2: ass equals you'd weren't active, you were sitting on the

886
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 2: couch eating too much equals you're a bad person. You

887
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 2: chose to do this, but I didn't. I didn't choose

888
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: to have this ass. If anything, I am very upset

889
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: about it. So if you don't like what you have,

890
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: just go back to the reasoning of like you didn't

891
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: do anything to do. You're not a bad person because

892
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 2: you have it, because no one would choose to have

893
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 2: something on themselves that they don't like. It just is

894
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 2: the hand you were dealt and didn't help that. My

895
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 2: boyfriend then wanted to go into ag jeans that is

896
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 2: now has a whole section that's by em Rota, and

897
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: Emrota's fucking abs and her dumb little ass that is

898
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 2: literally the size of my forearm is her waist is

899
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 2: so fucking tiny, and it's everywhere on these posters. And

900
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 2: I was just like fucking furious because she doesn't she

901
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: has her own struggles, but she doesn't. She was just

902
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 2: born with that body. She didn't do anything different than you.

903
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 2: She doesn't work out more than you do. She doesn't

904
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 2: like she doesn't. She's just born that way.

905
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 4: Just like a great tip for being traumatized in these

906
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 4: moments and fitting room or at home is get away

907
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 4: from the mirror, go put on something comfortable. Those two

908
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 4: things have saved my life so many times. That day

909
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 4: that I was in the bikini in front of the man,

910
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, get away from this fucking mirror. You've

911
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 4: spent twenty minutes just being.

912
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god.

913
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 4: What about this angle?

914
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

915
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: What if I don't have a problem with Like I

916
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,879
Speaker 2: don't dig into it. I see it, and then I.

917
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 4: Wait and get out of the bikini and put on

918
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 4: something comfortable, because there's nothing worse than having like super

919
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 4: tight pants on where you're like, I can't believe these

920
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 4: don't fit, and then you're in them for hours, just

921
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 4: like these fucking pants my fucking body.

922
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 3: It's just do you do.

923
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 2: The thing though, where I mean we all do it

924
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: where you look at someone who has the body you

925
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 2: want or has the job you want, and you just

926
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: go like, how could they ever complain about anything when

927
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 2: their body looks like that? How could they?

928
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 3: They're they're laundering it? Well would get mad at that?

929
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 2: Oh, you get like you think they're just they're not

930
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 2: even appreciating, and.

931
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 3: Like you don't even your pants just slide right on,

932
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: isn't that great? And then you slide out the door

933
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 3: and everything's.

934
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 2: Fine every time. If anything, yeah, there's there, they're sliding. Yeah,

935
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: that thing of like you've never put on pants and

936
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: gone like, oh, they're like, I know people again.

937
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: I can't put this on nothing, fetch, you've never done that.

938
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 6: I see a.

939
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 5: Famous person who's got a great bod, or at least

940
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 5: I used to do this. I would just look up

941
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 5: what their workout is, Like I did the Huge Jackman

942
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 5: workout for a couple of years, and I did the

943
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 5: Chris Evans Captain America workout. I wanted to be like,

944
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 5: I can do what they do and look like then

945
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 5: the Huge Jackman workout actually did change my body in action.

946
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 2: Man, now he has I have.

947
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 5: Knives coming out of my knuckles now. It was actually surgery,

948
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 5: not a workout that I say that, the.

949
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 2: Huge Jackman thing. It's it reminds me of when I

950
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 2: probably have told this on the podcast before. But it's

951
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: like a famous moment and christ Andized relationship. Is that

952
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: any say christ Andize chriss in mind my relationship. We

953
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 2: went to go see Avengers one of the fucking X

954
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 2: Men movies.

955
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 6: Is that X Men Avengers is Marvel? Uh No, that's like.

956
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 3: X Men movies.

957
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 2: We went to see x Men. I'm so sorry, Oh

958
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 2: my god.

959
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 5: Truly that is only something that someone truly doesn't know

960
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 5: that stuff could say like a person who knows, like,

961
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 5: if you're trying to come up with a.

962
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 6: Joke anything about it, You're trying to come up with.

963
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 5: A line of dialogue that someone who doesn't know about

964
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 5: this stuff would say, you wouldn't be able to do

965
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 5: it unless you truly didn't know, because that's so But

966
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 5: mind boy, I wouldn't even think to say that.

967
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: That would be like you saying I don't know that

968
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 2: that Britney Spears was in clueless, Like you just take

969
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 2: two cultural phenomenons from the nineties and you like put.

970
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 6: Them Britney wasn't.

971
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: X Men?

972
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 2: Okay, right, that's hounds crazy. It is so, yeah, I

973
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: truly don't know about this stuff because and Chris always

974
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 2: tells me when I don't know about things, because I

975
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 2: get I get annoyed that I don't know things, Like

976
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do I not know the X Men,

977
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 2: Marvel DC, how different? And he says, because you don't care?

978
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: And I'm like, but I but I want to know,

979
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 2: so don't doesn't that equal car you want to know? Anyway,

980
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 2: we went to go see I do want to know everything.

981
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 2: We went to go see X Men years ago and

982
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman. There's a scene in the morning where he wakes,

983
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: he gets out of bed. He's like in bed with

984
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 2: a woman. He gets up in the morning and he

985
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 2: like goes like he like stretches. He's sitting up in bed.

986
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 2: You'll know the scene if you know what I'm talking about.

987
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 2: And his back looks and I logan, logan, Okay, I

988
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: accidentally gasped in admiration of it. I just was like,

989
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 2: like I but Chris immediately heard it and goes, did

990
00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: you just gasp? And I'm like, but I did mean to.

991
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 2: It wasn't the type of like because I've talked about

992
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: this on stage where there are certain guys and girls

993
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: who will like say little thing. I'm sure you've dated

994
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 2: some guys like this, or I certainly Anya Noah have

995
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 2: dated guys like this, or been women that do this

996
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: when you're in a jealous situation in relationship where you

997
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 2: will make comments about celebrities in front of your partner

998
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: because celebrities feel safe because it's like I'm not going

999
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 2: to date that person, so they're like safe to comment

1000
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 2: and be like God she looks good or oh my god,

1001
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: he's so hot because you're like I'm not gonna actually

1002
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 2: meet him? What are you jealous about?

1003
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 3: John?

1004
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 2: But you do it because you're trying to make your

1005
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 2: partner jealous. It's like this passive aggressive way to get

1006
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 2: away with making them a jealous that you're like, well,

1007
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 2: I can't really ever be.

1008
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 3: With them, but it's a shitty thing to do.

1009
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 2: I would never do that on purpose unless I was

1010
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 2: like a really bad version of myself. But I wasn't

1011
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: doing this on purpose. It was truly a gas deep

1012
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: from within me that that's like where I was like, oh,

1013
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: I know I'm not gay, you know, like there's a

1014
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 2: moment like that that comes out of me where I'm like,

1015
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 2: you know, sometimes I question if I could. I'm probably like,

1016
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 2: I think twenty percent gay, And that confirmed the other

1017
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 2: eighty percent hardcore was that just came out of me.

1018
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 3: The huge jacked man.

1019
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: The huge jackman. And have you guys ever dated someone

1020
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 2: who has made like comments about celebrities or like just

1021
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 2: little things that ego are like are so annoying and you're.

1022
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 6: Like, oh, really do you think she's you think she real?

1023
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 3: Everyone likes her?

1024
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 2: Dum anyone.

1025
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 4: No, I'm trying to think I'd like someone who's intentionally

1026
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 4: cruel like that, Like.

1027
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 2: Like, no, they're but they're getting away with it. It's

1028
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 2: such it's such a good move. It's it's someone who's

1029
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 2: very smart about being a piece of shit because they

1030
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 2: have the excuse that it's just she's a beautiful woman,

1031
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 2: she's a model on TV.

1032
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 3: What am I not.

1033
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: Supposed to No one should look like that. No one

1034
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: does look like that, Babe. I wouldn't expect you. But

1035
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: they're just doing it to get you a little bit.

1036
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 3: No, we don't know any You're good looking, so why

1037
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 3: even bother?

1038
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I have a joke about it, So I'm

1039
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: sorry to share my Djokovic about it. But didn't he

1040
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:06,479
Speaker 2: just win finals? Nah, well here's my Djokovic. Well, because

1041
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: this really happened to me. A guy like right after

1042
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: we had hooked up, was on his TikTok and was

1043
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 2: going through and he saw j Lo and he goes, God,

1044
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 2: she's how it And I was just like, kid, I

1045
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 2: called him out for it. I was like, that's really

1046
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: I go. I What I said was can you not?

1047
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 2: And I'm really apologize if you hear this in my

1048
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: act And I'm not trying to tell the story to

1049
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: be like give you a little trailer of coming to

1050
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: see me live. But this is a joke I do

1051
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 2: in my act, and I'll try to make it more conversational.

1052
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 4: This weekend in Chicago, and yeah, Chicago, Yes, come to

1053
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 4: get tickets.

1054
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 2: It's gonna be so exciting. But I don't even know

1055
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 2: if I'll tell this joke on stage. I'd probably tell

1056
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 2: it one every ten shows.

1057
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 3: But he this is one hundred percent true.

1058
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 2: I had just given him pleasure and to completion, right,

1059
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: And I'm cuddling afterwards with him and watching him him

1060
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 2: on his phone and he pulls. J Lo comes up

1061
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: and he goes, God, she's hot, like just under his breath,

1062
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 2: almost like I can't help it, kind of thing, like

1063
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: the way I did with Q Jackman. But I knew

1064
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 2: that it wasn't just involuntary like sorry, I can't help it, babe,

1065
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 2: she's hot, because it's.

1066
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: Different than a sentence for all, even if it was a.

1067
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 2: Gasp, anything that comes from that place of like, man,

1068
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: she's hot, that's a horniness, right, Yeah, I had just

1069
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 2: his horniness was inside me. And if you have no

1070
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 2: semen in your balls anymore, you have nothing in you.

1071
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: Your body is not sending signals to your brain to

1072
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: go to lust after women, men who men who are

1073
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: listening after you come. Is there anything in you that

1074
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: would be so horny that you couldn't help but say, God,

1075
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 2: she's so hot literally a minute after you come. No,

1076
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 2: it was completely done to be to send a message

1077
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 2: to me please leave and you I don't really like

1078
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 2: you that much. And I said to him, I was like,

1079
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: can you please? I really did say this because I

1080
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 2: was trying to practice telling my feelings to men more

1081
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 2: than I usually do, because my whole theory is that

1082
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 2: I don't know. I always think that if you tell

1083
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 2: men how you feel in a relationship and you're like,

1084
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 2: I don't like when you do this, they'll just leave

1085
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: you because they'll go, well, that's the way I do it.

1086
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 6: What are you doing?

1087
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: So I said to him, can you not say other

1088
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: women are hot when your semen is still in my

1089
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: upper digestive? And that is literally what I said, And

1090
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 2: I said it in a joky way. Even though I

1091
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 2: stood up for myself, I still was saying like, I

1092
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 2: was still like I have come and me I stuck

1093
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: your kick. I'm a little cum baby whore. Like it

1094
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: was still like me being like but remember, even though

1095
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 2: I'm confronting you and a little bit mad, I'm still

1096
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: a little.

1097
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 3: Come baby, I'm on fire.

1098
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 2: Come come, And so he laughed, and then he truly said,

1099
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: no matter where my com is, it's never going to

1100
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: change the fact that.

1101
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:53,919
Speaker 3: Jalo is hot.

1102
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 2: She's always going to be hot, no matter where it

1103
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: is in the world's never going to be anywhere near her. Yes, well,

1104
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 2: he he had before, and so he was kind of

1105
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 2: that was so nice.

1106
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 4: And though it's like, this is who I am. If

1107
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 4: you want to date me, this is who I am.

1108
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: That's what he's doing all met So many men do

1109
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 4: this in the beginning of dating. They just show you

1110
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 4: who they are so that you know, like this is

1111
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 4: the ship. One of my friends was texting with the

1112
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 4: guy early on and it was just like, what are

1113
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 4: you up to And he said something like, well, doing

1114
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 4: my favorite stuff, like so my kids did this and

1115
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 4: watched porn. And I'm like, he's just letting you know right.

1116
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 2: Now so you can't get too mad at him later, right,

1117
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 2: That's so true. And yeah, this guy was telling me

1118
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 2: who he was. And I left shortly after that and

1119
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 2: was just like bye, Like I was. I was proud

1120
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 2: of myself for being like bye and like slammed the door.

1121
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: I mean I pursued it for too long after that,

1122
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 2: but yeah, I mean loud and clear.

1123
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 3: But he still hasn't fucked j Lo Hasie.

1124
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 2: Probably not. No, No, there's no fucking chance. All right,

1125
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 2: we're gonna go to break. We're gonna come back after this.

1126
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 2: I want to talk about football, of all things. I'm

1127
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 2: so sorry to the girl in the room that doesn't

1128
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 2: want to hear about football. Okay, we're back. Last night

1129
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 2: was Monday night?

1130
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 3: Was Monday?

1131
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to September eleventh.

1132
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 2: Yes, never forget September eleventh. Happy, But today is Thursday. Yes,

1133
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 2: today is September fourteenth, Yes, but we're recording this on

1134
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: a Tuesday, So yesterday was Monday Night.

1135
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 6: Football.

1136
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 2: I I think everyone here would know, and probably have

1137
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 2: all my listeners. I don't understand anything about football. I

1138
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,439
Speaker 2: don't get it. It's confusing. I can't follow the ball.

1139
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 2: Everyone looks the same. It's too many players on the field.

1140
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't understand literally anything about it. Taylor,

1141
00:52:58,480 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 2: do you can you follow a football game?

1142
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 3: Pretty well? It almost never even touches a foot the ball.

1143
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: There's kicking.

1144
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 3: Oh I never seen that, so I guess I don't

1145
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 3: know anything. Do you like the one.

1146
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 2: Downs and the yard lines and like line of sidage

1147
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 2: and like penalties? Taylor does not know? Okay, I don't know.

1148
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 3: The only time I ever watched it was in high school.

1149
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 2: When you guys watch a football game, what and you

1150
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 2: try to understand it is? Is there anything that you understand?

1151
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 4: Like the first part of that sentence I can't relate to.

1152
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 2: You've never tried to watch a football game. You've never

1153
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 2: been watch high football game.

1154
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 4: I was forced to cheer for football players for a

1155
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 4: year of my life or a season I was.

1156
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 7: I also about Taylor and I were both on the girls,

1157
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 7: so we didn't watch because we were just boys and

1158
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 7: painting our faces and just liked leading cheers.

1159
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 3: And arranging the boys to spell penis with their chests.

1160
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, because it was Pioneers Pioneer Yeah, yeah,

1161
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.

1162
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 3: I still have the picture. I think I should find

1163
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 3: and send it to him.

1164
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: Okay, but okay, Brian's last night, I was watching with Chris,

1165
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 2: and Brian likes football, and I was kind of inspired

1166
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 2: because last weekend. Last week we went to Brian's house,

1167
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 2: Me and Chris in La and his apartment, his lovely

1168
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 2: apartment with his lovely wife and his adorable dog, Allie

1169
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 2: and Jack, and we watched Thursday Night Football.

1170
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,959
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah it was NFL Kickoff. Was the first

1171
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 5: game of the.

1172
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 2: Season, NFL Kickoffs.

1173
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 3: And every night it's like.

1174
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 6: No, no, it's not every night.

1175
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, they it is increasing in days just

1176
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 5: to make money, but it is. The big day is

1177
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 5: on Sunday, and then there's Monday Night football, and then

1178
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,479
Speaker 5: there's now they added Thursday Night Football, which people aren't

1179
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 5: happy about.

1180
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 6: The players aren't happy.

1181
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 2: How do they differ? Why are the why are the

1182
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 2: players not having.

1183
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 5: Because it's too short of a rest week and more

1184
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 5: people tend to get injured on Thursday night because it's

1185
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 5: they don't only have four days to rest between a

1186
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 5: Sunday game a Thursday game.

1187
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 3: Gotcha, okay about it?

1188
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 2: So we're watching football. So I was inspired by Ali,

1189
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 2: who is Brian's wife, who like understands football, is like

1190
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 2: passionate about it, like they're both excited to watch it together.

1191
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 2: And I'm like, man, I have a boyfriend who's just

1192
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 2: as passionate about football as Brian is. It would be

1193
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 2: nice if like he had an alley in his life

1194
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: that could like understand it and like follow along with him.

1195
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 2: And he had it on on I guess Sunday Night,

1196
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 2: and I was I just don't like Chris Collings worst voice.

1197
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 3: It just sounds like he just felt like how it sounds,

1198
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 3: and it's just like it's like he always has like

1199
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 3: a bubble and buff and like a thick neck from

1200
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 3: being a football buff man.

1201
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 2: I don't know was was he. I'm guessing he was

1202
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 2: a football player, Brian, Yeah, player.

1203
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 6: It just sound.

1204
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 2: I can't do it a good impression because it just

1205
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: hurts my throat. But his voice doesn't. It's almost comical

1206
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,240
Speaker 2: that it bothers me. It doesn't really bother me that much.

1207
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 2: But I love Joe Buck, love, love love Joe Buck.

1208
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 2: He does money.

1209
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 5: That is a controversial statement.

1210
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 2: He's well, you know what, it shouldn't be because I

1211
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 2: know Joe Buck personally and he is one of the

1212
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,760
Speaker 2: greatest people I've ever met. He is a friend of mine.

1213
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 2: He is a true friend. He is a good person.

1214
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 2: He is so funny. He's one of the funniest people

1215
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 2: outside of comedy that I've ever met. I originally became

1216
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 2: a fan of his because I had no idea who

1217
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 2: he was.

1218
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 4: I sports related, and he's like an old Jack Buck.

1219
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 6: With his dad.

1220
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,919
Speaker 2: Was his dad that did Cardinals announcing, But Joe does

1221
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 2: baseball and football and I'm sure other stuff. But I

1222
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 2: first heard Joe Buck on Howard Stern Show and he

1223
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 2: was doing the commentator, like the commentating for JD one

1224
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 2: of these people on the show eating a cheese steak

1225
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: or something, and it was just so funny that he

1226
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 2: was doing the play by play of this guy, the

1227
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 2: sloppy guy, like eating food, and I thought it was

1228
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 2: so funny and I was like, this is the first

1229
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 2: time I've ever been interested in anything sports related. Was

1230
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 2: this Joe Buck guy. He also was getting a hair

1231
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 2: transplant and had was getting when during the hair transplant

1232
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 2: they gave him like a tube down his throat for

1233
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 2: the anesesia during the process, and it damaged his vocal

1234
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 2: cords in such a way that he couldn't speak afterwards,

1235
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 2: like he lost his whole voice. And he is a commentator,

1236
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 2: like he's that his voice is him and so he

1237
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: had to go get vocal cord surgery. He was actually

1238
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 2: the one that sent me to my vocal cord surgeon,

1239
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: the best in the nation. Who's done? Adele, Who's done?

1240
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 2: John Mayer, Who's done?

1241
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: You know?

1242
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 3: Uh?

1243
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,959
Speaker 2: That one guy that sings off Stop Shop, off that top,

1244
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 2: Sam Smith? You know that song. Anyway, He's become such

1245
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 2: a good friend of mine.

1246
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 6: I love him so much.

1247
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 2: So last night I woke up from a nap at

1248
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 2: like seven point thirty and I walk out in the

1249
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 2: kitchen and Chris is watching football, and I go, is

1250
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 2: that Joe Boock Because like, his voice.

1251
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 6: Just is like a sousing.

1252
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 2: I fucking love him. Is a Cardinals He does the Cardinals,

1253
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 2: but he does like I love.

1254
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 3: A Cardinals guy, one of them.

1255
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 2: Really.

1256
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I listened to it in the car.

1257
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: He has He's just the best guy. I just love

1258
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 2: him so much that you know when you just like

1259
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 2: hear someone you like love and you're just like, my

1260
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 2: friend is like doing this the thing that is watched

1261
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 2: by the most people. My friend is his voice is

1262
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 2: talking the whole time. And so that made me kind

1263
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 2: of want to get involved, because I'm like, I'll watch

1264
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 2: anything Joe Buck does. And so I was like, Chris,

1265
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 2: will you explain football to me? I know, we tried

1266
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 2: this before, let's do it again. And so he got

1267
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: out of he pulled up on his iPad like a

1268
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 2: picture of the football field, and we talked about downs,

1269
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: and he ran a fake game to be like, okay,

1270
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 2: so what down would it be and what it would be?

1271
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 2: Blank and blank, and I'd be like, okay, it's second

1272
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: and three. Okay, now they got a penalty, so they

1273
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 2: lost five yards now and I would be like, okay,

1274
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 2: now it's third and two. And so I think I

1275
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 2: got it. I think I understand. Okay, well, basically first

1276
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 2: and that means it's the first down and you gotta

1277
00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 2: get ten.

1278
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 4: Yards, yeah, ten or FirstRand.

1279
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 6: For any sport.

1280
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 5: If you want to understand any sport, just like anything,

1281
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 5: you need the proper motivation and the only motivation.

1282
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 6: There's two ways you can motivate Joe Buck. Two ways

1283
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 6: you can motivate.

1284
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 5: Yourself properly for a sport, and that is pick a

1285
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 5: team that you like and root for them, because then

1286
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 5: you'll be invested in knowing the rules because you want

1287
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 5: them to win. If the ref fucks up and fus

1288
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 5: your team, you'll be like, you didn't know the fucking

1289
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 5: rule ref?

1290
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 4: You know?

1291
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I told Chris, I want to be

1292
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:30,959
Speaker 2: someone that goes like.

1293
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 4: Oh.

1294
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 2: To be out of Buffalo wild Wings and go I

1295
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 2: want to do it because I can do it, but

1296
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 2: I'm always a second behind everyone else because I want

1297
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 2: to make sure that I'm doing it on the right time.

1298
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,439
Speaker 3: I've done it the wrong time right.

1299
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 2: It sucks when you do it for the wrong team.

1300
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 2: So I want to be able to And then I

1301
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 2: I was also motivated by I saw I send it

1302
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 2: to Noah and Anya a clip of a bunch of

1303
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 2: famous people watching tennis.

1304
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 6: Uh huh.

1305
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 2: It was like Cara Delavine and like Nicole ki Men

1306
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 2: and they're and make the Kaling and they're Amanda Seifred

1307
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 2: and they're going back and forth watching and they they

1308
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: all like at the same time, we're like oh, and

1309
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 2: like tennis is easier to understand, like when it's like oh,

1310
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 2: but there's like lots of little rules in there where

1311
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 2: it's like the ball can maybe go on the line

1312
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 2: and that's okay.

1313
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 3: I don't know any of that stuff.

1314
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, if these bitches can understand this,

1315
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 2: I gotta get in on this, Like there's gotta be

1316
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 2: something fun about this.

1317
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 6: I want to so Brian.

1318
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 2: The thing that I'm a little confounded about, though, is

1319
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 2: I don't care about learning the positions, Like I don't

1320
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 2: care about learning wide receiver. I don't care about learning

1321
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 2: you know, uh, the defensive line, the I don't care

1322
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 2: about the I don't care about that those certain positions.

1323
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,439
Speaker 2: What is the position of the guy? What's the guy

1324
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 2: that is the quarterback? And then he tosses it to

1325
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 2: that gap they're running back. I don't care. And I

1326
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 2: also turned to understand why why do they do that

1327
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: where they have to talk sit through their legs? What

1328
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 2: a dumb little.

1329
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 3: Gay rule, I see.

1330
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 2: I mean gay in the sense that it's men who

1331
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: have sex with each other. I don't.

1332
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 5: Quarterback literally has to stick his fingers in the center's grundle.

1333
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 6: It has to be.

1334
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 2: That when they get right under. Chris told me, the

1335
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 2: running back comes and he's just like sitting.

1336
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 5: Right sitting right under the center's ass ready for the high.

1337
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 5: It's just a what is that called snap behind?

1338
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's what What is the point of tossing it

1339
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 2: through your legs?

1340
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 3: Do we know?

1341
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: Is there any point to it? Is it just like, well,

1342
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 2: what's the point?

1343
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 5: Well, if I was going to get into the history

1344
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 5: of it. Then there's a lineman that needs to protect

1345
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 5: the quarterback, and you could just hand the ball to

1346
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 5: the quarterbacks that he has the ball, but then he

1347
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 5: would get hit immediately because there's no one protecting him.

1348
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 5: So there has to be a you need that time,

1349
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 5: a big giant guy who's standing up where the ball

1350
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 5: is and he has to throw it back to the

1351
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 5: guy behind him that really needs to have the ball.

1352
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 5: So the big giant guy can protect the guy who

1353
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 5: needs the ball from the other big guy.

1354
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 2: Is helpful. I just want things to make sense, and

1355
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 2: a lot of things don't. Like Chris was talking to

1356
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 2: me about like it's if there if anything but their

1357
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 2: hands touch the ground, it means that it's a fumble.

1358
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, what if they're why wouldn't

1359
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 2: their hands why so why wouldn't you always just lay?

1360
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 2: I couldn't understand the hand thing. He's like, because your

1361
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 2: hand can be used to like propel, you could still

1362
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 2: be going with your hand on all fours like that

1363
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: little horse girl.

1364
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1365
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 2: It's what I don't understand. If you understand all just

1366
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 2: oh you've never seen the girl that runs in all

1367
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 2: fours like a horse. No, you know I want to see.

1368
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 2: I know you're off the grid and you just have

1369
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 2: a flip bone. There's so many fucking crazy things happening on.

1370
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 3: You've never seen it either.

1371
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 2: The old that can run like a horse on all fours.

1372
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 2: Have you seen it, Bryan's it's sexy. Oh my god,

1373
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 2: I'll pull it up for you. I'm not trying to

1374
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 2: football or anything. She's like probably in her late teens. Okay, yeah,

1375
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 2: but she jumps over things too, like a horse like,

1376
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 2: she'll jump over those like little senses. You just made

1377
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 2: a horse sound?

1378
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 3: She eat apples?

1379
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 2: You made?

1380
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 6: You didn't the next generation. You're all trying to be

1381
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 6: little animals.

1382
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,439
Speaker 2: But Brian, can I ask you this and we'll close

1383
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 2: up this talk. Final thought, Brian, did someone sit you

1384
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 2: down and tell you these rules? Because I don't know

1385
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 2: how people. I even ask Chris las Night, I go,

1386
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 2: do you think Ali like someone sat her down with

1387
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 2: an iPad? Or like drew a football.

1388
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 6: Just from watching? Well, for me, I played I.

1389
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 3: Could watch it a thousand years and not on the

1390
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 3: stard I.

1391
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 5: Played football video game Madden. And so you learn the

1392
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 5: rules that way, you learn all the players that way.

1393
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 5: But then also you just sit down, you watch, you

1394
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 5: root for your team, and now I gambles, and then

1395
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 5: I know everything about everybody. All those things combined over

1396
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 5: the course of you have to understand over the course

1397
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 5: of what's it now, like twenty years, twenty five years

1398
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 5: I've been watching this, so of course some of that's

1399
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 5: going to sink in over that amount of time.

1400
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 2: No matter what, is there anything that do you remember

1401
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 2: though in your formative years where.

1402
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 6: I just feel like, yeah, maybe other bros.

1403
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 2: Everyone is just born with everything about football in their

1404
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 2: head already, Like do you remember being like, well, dad,

1405
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 2: why did he just get that? Why are they now

1406
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 2: going to the side of the thing, And why is

1407
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 2: the clock still running when there's no action going Like

1408
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 2: questions like that that have confounded me.

1409
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 6: Why does the clock keeping.

1410
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 2: Going on?

1411
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 6: That is confounded.

1412
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 2: Players are all walking around like they're socialized.

1413
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,120
Speaker 5: That rule keeps changing, and so I relate to your confoundedness,

1414
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 5: like why is the clock run?

1415
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 2: Does it stop? The guy that runs the clock.

1416
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 5: As sleep and that can make things even more complicated.

1417
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 5: In college football, the rules are different. So if you're

1418
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 5: watching a college football game, it's like, well, now the

1419
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 5: clock doesn't stop that's no, but no, I do have

1420
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 5: so much. There's exciting things that happened in football over

1421
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 5: this weekend that were not game related that I think

1422
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 5: you'd be interested in. So to start off this weekend,

1423
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 5: I'm going to Dallas because every year my high school

1424
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 5: friends go to a Jets away game somewhere in the

1425
01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 5: country so they can go to all the different state

1426
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 5: of and see their favorite team, the New York Jets,

1427
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 5: play against another team in an away stadium. This year,

1428
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 5: they're going to Dallas to see the Cowboys play the Jets.

1429
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 6: And so I'm going this weekend. Oh, at NRG Field,

1430
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 6: I guess, So is that what it is? That from

1431
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 6: Taylor Swift knowledge.

1432
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've been to all these football stadiums

1433
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 2: now because of Taylor Swift.

1434
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 6: But yeah, but yeah, so we're going.

1435
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 5: We're going to the Dallas Cowboys stadium this weekend to see. Now,

1436
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 5: the big thing about the Jets is that they got

1437
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 5: a brand new quarterback this year, Aaron Rodgers, who.

1438
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 6: Is a Hall of Famer king he got injured.

1439
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 5: The Packers and the Jets have not won the Super

1440
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 5: Bowl since nineteen sixty nine. So if you're a Jets fan,

1441
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 5: This is like every year is just hell for you. You're

1442
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 5: just watching your team get dominated. And this year was

1443
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 5: the first year ever that they had a quarterback that

1444
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 5: could potentially take them to the super Bowl, and everyone

1445
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 5: was sighted and it was all built up.

1446
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 6: That's not the story though. So okay, So, as you

1447
01:05:58,880 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 6: may have seen.

1448
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 5: Uh last night Monday Night football, three plays into Aaron Rodgers'

1449
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 5: tenure as a New York Jet, he tears his achilles

1450
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 5: and he's out for the season.

1451
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 6: What yes, I didn't know that to his achilles.

1452
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 5: He's out for This is all the Jets fans, Oh

1453
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 5: my goal. They spent twenty five million dollars in caps

1454
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 5: based on this guy and three plays he's done for

1455
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 5: the season.

1456
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 6: His career is most likely over now.

1457
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 2: And this was the only because he already just because

1458
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 2: is a giant, giant tendon.

1459
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 6: An achilles tear.

1460
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 2: It is. Yeah, he's out at least.

1461
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 5: For three He's out for the year for sure, and

1462
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 5: then he probably will There's football players who get achilles

1463
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 5: tears and they can never come back and play again

1464
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 5: because not only does it takes a devastating injury, but

1465
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 5: also and he wasn't even the only guy who tore

1466
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 5: his achilles this week, and a running back also did

1467
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 5: it too. Usually, if you tear your achilles, you cannot

1468
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 5: come back and play.

1469
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 2: To the remember on pet cemetery when the kid like

1470
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 2: cuts the guy's achilles on the stairs and he just.

1471
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 6: Goes devastating injury, usually you can't.

1472
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 4: Can your team get their money back or at least

1473
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 4: to store credit?

1474
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 5: No, why do you want the team like the players

1475
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 5: should get money? I mean he played, he still tore

1476
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 5: his achilles. You know you gotta give.

1477
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 4: But they spent all this money on him, acquired assurance

1478
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 4: for that.

1479
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's like take. That's like saying that's like take,

1480
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 5: that's taking away money from the worker. Aaron Rodgers is

1481
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 5: the guy doing the work. He put his body on

1482
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 5: the line, he tore his achilles on the job.

1483
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 4: He should still keep the money. But so, why am

1484
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 4: I feeling for the big guy?

1485
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 2: I don't think you're feeling for them. You're just thinking logically,

1486
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 2: like if you spent something on something and it got injured.

1487
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 3: We want some emotion to go into this feminine energy.

1488
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 5: Okay, so this guy's hurt, the Jets fans are devastated,

1489
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 5: and now on top of that, personally, I've got to

1490
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 5: fly to Dallas to watch some backup quarterback get trounced

1491
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 5: by the Cowboys. This is gonna stuck. But here's the

1492
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 5: really interesting thing. There's controversy because the Jets, which I also,

1493
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 5: share the same stadium with the Giants.

1494
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 6: Okay, it's the same stadium. They just switch off there

1495
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 6: Gellette Field or something. I think. So this is where

1496
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 6: you can come in handy watching the game.

1497
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 3: Get do you know how the distance and like all

1498
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:25,400
Speaker 3: the treachery could that's where Taylor Sailors listen.

1499
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,719
Speaker 6: I don't know who's winning the game right now.

1500
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 3: I.

1501
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 2: Space. I just know everywhere she sings and I can

1502
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 2: talk about plays that way. Okay, go ahead.

1503
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1504
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 5: So not only do I have to watch the shitty game,

1505
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 5: but so on this field, the Jets and Giants share

1506
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:46,120
Speaker 5: the field. It's MetLife MetLife Stadium and the field. There's

1507
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,720
Speaker 5: controversy because the field is made of turf. It's a

1508
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:53,479
Speaker 5: turf field and a lot of the time, a lot

1509
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 5: of time the fields are made of grass, which are

1510
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 5: harder to maintain. But people have been saying four years

1511
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:03,839
Speaker 5: that the field is horrible to play on. It causes

1512
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 5: injuries all the time, and the players have been begging

1513
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:10,559
Speaker 5: for them to change this field from turf to grass

1514
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:14,719
Speaker 5: and uh. In fact, in twenty twenty six, the World

1515
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 5: Cup is coming to America and for twenty twenty six

1516
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 5: for the fucking soccer players who have demanded it. For

1517
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,000
Speaker 5: some reason, they are changing that field from turf to grass.

1518
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 3: They did it on purpose. It's a conspiracy.

1519
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:27,759
Speaker 6: I believe they all.

1520
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 5: Agree that the turf field is bad, but they left

1521
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 5: it there and they're changing it for the soccer players.

1522
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 5: Three hours before the game started, this guy on Twitter

1523
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,719
Speaker 5: three hours before, many hours before the game started.

1524
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 2: Sorry, Brian, it was the Monday night game played on

1525
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:44,679
Speaker 2: this field.

1526
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 5: The Monday night game was played on this turf field. Okay,

1527
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 5: thank Everyone's said like this is bad for the players,

1528
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,520
Speaker 5: and then it was raining outside.

1529
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,639
Speaker 2: How many fields are turf in bands?

1530
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 5: I can't answer that, but they are slow. Like Detroit's

1531
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 5: field changed recently. They are trying to change out the

1532
01:09:57,920 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 5: fields to not be turf anymore.

1533
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 2: Crazy. They would each have different I know the tennis

1534
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 2: to play on different kinds of quarts, but like, why

1535
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 2: not keep it consistent? That's insane.

1536
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,799
Speaker 5: Field manus NFL teams are indoors and some are outdoors

1537
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 5: and like if it's snowing.

1538
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:14,160
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a cold night at Lambeau's.

1539
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 6: Yeah is that a well?

1540
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:19,640
Speaker 2: Whenever I would wear this, Chris would make fun of me,

1541
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 2: because when we used to do shoots outside for Not Safe,

1542
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 2: I would wear this gigantic long down jacket that goes

1543
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 2: all the way down to my ankles, like black down,

1544
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 2: and whenever I wear it, he'd say it's a cold

1545
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,559
Speaker 2: night because I guess I looked like, I guess they

1546
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 2: wear those jackets down to their legs. Is that down

1547
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 2: to their ankles?

1548
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes they do do that.

1549
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so that's how I know it's a cold night.

1550
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:44,720
Speaker 2: A lot again another field, I know, Okay.

1551
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:45,599
Speaker 6: Go on, Oh it's good.

1552
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 2: So this conspiracy on Twitter three hours before the game.

1553
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 5: On Twitter three hours before this random guy, random guy

1554
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 5: whose name happens to be at Daddy Zaslov and his

1555
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 5: Twitter name is David Zaslov, which is just like sposed

1556
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:00,679
Speaker 5: to be funny.

1557
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,280
Speaker 2: Wait, Daddy's Aslov is what Tim Dillon calls.

1558
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, maybe he's a Tim Dillon fan.

1559
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 2: I'm sure he is.

1560
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:13,040
Speaker 5: This guy tweets out I quote Aaron Rodgers is going

1561
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 5: to tear his achilles on a rain drenched MetLife turf

1562
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:19,879
Speaker 5: in two and a half hours.

1563
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:24,400
Speaker 3: See it's a spear. I knew it. I can.

1564
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 5: He tweeted that and then two and a half hours

1565
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 5: later to take a fall three.

1566
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,840
Speaker 6: Well, that would be why would they do?

1567
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:33,640
Speaker 5: Why would that be a conspiracy like that would be

1568
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 5: horrible for the game.

1569
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,719
Speaker 6: It's horrible for the NFL.

1570
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,959
Speaker 3: It's hard him to take him Why.

1571
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 6: Why that's kind for the game? That's bad for him

1572
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 6: because a rich.

1573
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 2: Guy. Yeah, what do you think it is? Brian?

1574
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,960
Speaker 5: This guy, I think he knew about the turf and

1575
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 5: that it was that and he was just predictably taking

1576
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,599
Speaker 5: a shot out of all the millions of people who

1577
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 5: tweeted about the game.

1578
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 6: He just happened to be correct.

1579
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 5: But what I don't understand is you look at that

1580
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 5: same Twitter account today and for some reason, that guy's

1581
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,679
Speaker 5: Twitter account has been.

1582
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 3: Banned, no due because it's tweet.

1583
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 6: Has been deleted and he's been banned.

1584
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 4: Why.

1585
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 3: No one knows, because because I don't know.

1586
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 2: And by the way, this is we're all talking about

1587
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 2: x now, right, Twitter is not the way.

1588
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 3: It's not Twitter anymore.

1589
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:23,920
Speaker 6: It's called X.

1590
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 4: It's weird that he said in the hour see exactly

1591
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 4: right on the that's.

1592
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 6: When the game started, so pretty close.

1593
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 4: And it happened right then.

1594
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 6: I mean it happened about three minutes into the game.

1595
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,719
Speaker 4: Don't you think that's also a great guess.

1596
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 6: Yes, that's why this tweets viewed millions of years.

1597
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:44,880
Speaker 2: There's probably lots of ones that lots of people probably

1598
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 2: made tweets like that that.

1599
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 6: Didn't want exactly right.

1600
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers is going to tear his achilles? He said

1601
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 5: the exact injury he knew before, but then it was banned.

1602
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 2: But does he have a week of achilles? Does he

1603
01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 2: have history of any kind of achilles?

1604
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:00,519
Speaker 8: Not at all.

1605
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 3: He didn't really tear his achilles. And it's all part

1606
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 3: of the plot.

1607
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:05,960
Speaker 2: What is the plot for?

1608
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 3: I don't even know what football?

1609
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:11,639
Speaker 6: I'm trying to be interesting.

1610
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:17,719
Speaker 5: Is a conspiracy theory that the NFL is scripted, which

1611
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 5: is totally wrong, but like people, do ye.

1612
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 3: Believe it a script?

1613
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:27,560
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, are you guys going to watch the

1614
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 2: MTV movie or Music Awards tonight? Is there any interest there?

1615
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:34,559
Speaker 2: Because I am so excited about it because Taylor might

1616
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 2: be that I'm watching MTV Music Wards because there's just

1617
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 2: rumors she might be there. And where are these rumors

1618
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,680
Speaker 2: on Twitter? Or I mean not on sorry, not on

1619
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 2: X They're on Reddit just in the Taylor Swift sub

1620
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,960
Speaker 2: There's no way she's actually gonna go. I was thinking,

1621
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:50,479
Speaker 2: there's probably a million people that are going to watch

1622
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,559
Speaker 2: this just for the off chance she does show.

1623
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:53,240
Speaker 3: Does she not go?

1624
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:55,240
Speaker 2: And she's nominated for eleven awards?

1625
01:13:55,680 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 1: Is will well Nicki Minaj be at the I don't

1626
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 1: think she was listed when I saw the rundown, but

1627
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,840
Speaker 1: I could be wrong about that.

1628
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,200
Speaker 4: Why because Daddy has a lot of just tweeted it

1629
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:07,800
Speaker 4: she's going.

1630
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:08,120
Speaker 7: To be there.

1631
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 1: There's a rumor that they have a collab going, so

1632
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 1: the Barbs and the Swifties are.

1633
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 2: About to collide into the What the Barbs? Is that

1634
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:22,800
Speaker 2: her fan group?

1635
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:24,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1636
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I think the Selena's Selena Gomez is people. Their

1637
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,160
Speaker 2: group is called the Senators.

1638
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:38,520
Speaker 3: Do you know why? That's a really good Selena Gomez?

1639
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 2: Is this a good one too?

1640
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 4: Have you been watching Only Murders season?

1641
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 2: That's really good?

1642
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 4: Anya, my god, I'm riding the elevator separately from your

1643
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:50,919
Speaker 4: Oh my.

1644
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 2: God, that made me have I know, her voice is

1645
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:58,400
Speaker 2: so soothing. It's pretty good. Okay, So I talked about

1646
01:14:58,439 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 2: so I think I figured have a grasp on football.

1647
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 2: Chris is gonna keep tutoring me. He got really into it.

1648
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 2: It was really fun to have your boyfriend explain something

1649
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,080
Speaker 2: to you. It would be like me getting to explain

1650
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 2: like Taylor Swift stuff to him. More like I'm trying

1651
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 2: to think of when I explained something to him that

1652
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 2: really got me worked up. But a lot of times

1653
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:21,599
Speaker 2: I like, if you want to have a good time

1654
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,639
Speaker 2: with your man, ask them to explain something they care

1655
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 2: passionately about and let them like demonstrate it and get

1656
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,559
Speaker 2: up and like draw diagrams and things like that. Like

1657
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 2: I think he had a really good time with it.

1658
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 4: And I'm really dumb and surprised, Like, oh my god.

1659
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 2: I really I was dumb.

1660
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:43,880
Speaker 5: But otherwise it gets frustrating.

1661
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,600
Speaker 2: Ye know, I got he was a crowday.

1662
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:49,600
Speaker 4: I can see you wild Wings being that girl. I

1663
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 4: could see it.

1664
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 2: I I really do, because I listen. I'm a passionate person.

1665
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:56,920
Speaker 2: I really love to care about things and root for things.

1666
01:15:56,960 --> 01:16:00,280
Speaker 2: And I've always felt my whole life that the that

1667
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 2: I don't enjoy sports. There's something missing, like there is

1668
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,719
Speaker 2: something fun about root like even though it is fleeting.

1669
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 2: And I really would argue that most people can't even

1670
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,599
Speaker 2: remember what happened in a game they really cared about

1671
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,320
Speaker 2: four months ago that they were screaming about, like breaking

1672
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 2: things about that.

1673
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 3: It just doesn't matter. I wait to find something I

1674
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:21,560
Speaker 3: love so much that I breaks.

1675
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 2: What is Taylor? What is your thing that you care

1676
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:30,479
Speaker 2: the most about? I recently that we should. I just

1677
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:33,720
Speaker 2: got asked because I'm doing Ellie Kemper's podcast next week

1678
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 2: and it's called Born to Love and it's like we

1679
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,519
Speaker 2: talk about things you love on it, and so they

1680
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 2: asked my assistant like or you know, they asked my people, like,

1681
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 2: give us a list of things that she loves, and

1682
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:49,960
Speaker 2: I said Columbine and Taylor Swift and so Ellie Kemper

1683
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 2: reading that made me so laugh to think about her

1684
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,200
Speaker 2: getting an email being like she sure that she said

1685
01:16:55,479 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 2: Columbine very like music. We can't talk about that. You know,

1686
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,320
Speaker 2: everyone loves different things like her just being very She's

1687
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 2: such a positive person. But I was struggling to come

1688
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 2: up with, So your your passionate, most passionate thing is

1689
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 2: Joan Benet.

1690
01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, murder psychology stuff.

1691
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:19,200
Speaker 2: When Casey Anthony's verdict? Were you like at Buffalo Wild?

1692
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 3: I mean you can see a lot of good video

1693
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 3: clubs of people.

1694
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,479
Speaker 2: Do you remember the O J Verdict?

1695
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 3: Yeah? I do.

1696
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,800
Speaker 2: I was in sixth I was in the seventh grade, No,

1697
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 2: sixth grade, and probably in seven Yeah, I remember that

1698
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 2: was a big fucking day. We were in gym class

1699
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:37,120
Speaker 2: and we had the radio playing. We can all listen

1700
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,680
Speaker 2: to yeah, to.

1701
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 3: Watch them because the teachers had to and they were.

1702
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 2: Pretend it would need to be help. Oh my god.

1703
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,599
Speaker 2: I remember all the black kids were happy and all

1704
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,120
Speaker 2: the white kids were sad. I was happy because we

1705
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:57,599
Speaker 2: went to the school like we we had a lot

1706
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:01,240
Speaker 2: of kids from yes, uh the city and also you know,

1707
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 2: from the county, but mostly from the city. And I

1708
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 2: remember just how divided it was and it was not

1709
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,679
Speaker 2: it was it was such a man. Do you remember

1710
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:12,320
Speaker 2: the ESPN OJ documentary Did you ever see that?

1711
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,000
Speaker 3: Probably? Oh, I don't know.

1712
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:16,280
Speaker 2: It's so good when that when there was an OJ

1713
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 2: resurgence of like the OJ show, the true American crime

1714
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,920
Speaker 2: story that was happening, and then also the ESPN documentary

1715
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:29,839
Speaker 2: Brian you can have an Emmy twenty sevent sixteen seventeen.

1716
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 2: That was the fifteen best time of TV ever. All Right,

1717
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 2: we gotta go. Thank you guys for listening to the podcast.

1718
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 2: Come see me this weekend in Chicago. I cannot wait.

1719
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:39,880
Speaker 2: There are tons of shows.

1720
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 5: Uh.

1721
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 2: San Francisco is being announced. October twentieth added a second show,

1722
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,519
Speaker 2: so I'll see you in San Francisco as well. On

1723
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 2: you will be there special guests as well. New I'm

1724
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,800
Speaker 2: saying as well, a lot like that girl that was

1725
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:54,599
Speaker 2: like and the maps and I read this well and

1726
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,559
Speaker 2: New Merch so excited about that. Thank you for listening

1727
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:00,760
Speaker 2: to the show. Don't be Ka and Digit Johnny