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Speaker 1: Jebel show on demand Your Doctor, You need more fruit

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Speaker 1: and vegetables in your diet. Me, I've always been confused

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Speaker 1: about what's a fruit and what's not a fruit my

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Speaker 1: entire life. That's obviously an audio clip that was taken

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Speaker 1: to figure out what if I think that here's a

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Speaker 1: Should not have to with the seeds at all. It

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Speaker 1: should have to do with does it taste good or

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Speaker 1: does not yell? It's a good point good fruit? Right?

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Speaker 1: Tomato does not taste good? No, it doesn't. I like tomatoes, everybody,

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Speaker 1: everybody in here is the texture for that's me. I

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Speaker 1: don't mind the taste, but I don't need them all

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Speaker 1: my sandwich. They get in the way. Any kind of tomato, Christian,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I like tomato sauce, Okapa piez of sauce.

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Speaker 1: So tomatoes are good in a sauce. Yes, so is

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Speaker 1: a tomato of fruit then? Now, because it tastes good

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Speaker 1: in sauces, because I don't like tomatoes in sauces. I

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Speaker 1: know you can ground it up, but there's too much

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Speaker 1: sugar in it. At that point, it's not a fruit.

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Speaker 1: What about the cherry tomatoes? Who know tomatoes tomatoes? Those

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Speaker 1: are not cherries. Come on, they pop? Yeah, they splash

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Speaker 1: in youth. I love that. It's a little it's like fireworks.

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Speaker 1: A cherry tomato, huh. I'll do with the grape, yes,

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Speaker 1: or a cherry, but not a cherry tomato. Absolutely no.

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Speaker 1: And that's a bad name for it. But that is

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Speaker 1: a good logic. If it tastes good, it's a fruit. Yes.

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Speaker 1: If it tastes bad, it's I that's vegetable. Yep. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's the new rule everybody. It was the rule. It

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Speaker 1: was seeds. But I always gonna confete feeds. If it's

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Speaker 1: if it seeds, it's a fruit. If it doesn't, it's

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Speaker 1: a vegetable. Yes, yes, it has seeds. It's a fruit. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: don't tomatoes have seeds? Yeah? Yeah, that's it's considered a

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Speaker 1: free That's why everybody's like, what is it? Is it

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Speaker 1: a fruit rushable? Because it tastes Oh so it's like,

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Speaker 1: so it is a fruit, it is, But Alex is

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Speaker 1: calling bs on it being a fruit. It should be

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Speaker 1: a vegetable. But that's what I'm saying sorry that it

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Speaker 1: took you almost its entire time to figure because that's

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Speaker 1: I needed clarification with the whole seeds thing, because I

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Speaker 1: What's a fruit? And what's my entire life? Literally? And

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Speaker 1: it's still continues. It's still so much though that gar

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Speaker 1: Alex and I am marrit. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: She's like, don't you pay attention to a single word

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Speaker 1: I say? And I did, except I was still confused

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Speaker 1: about whether it was a fruit or a vegetable, so

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Speaker 1: it made it seem like I wasn't listening when I

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Speaker 1: was actually listening. So you know, what screwed tomatoes? I agree,

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Speaker 1: it's a vegetable, not a fruit. What are the other

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Speaker 1: things that people always bring up? Avocado has got to

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Speaker 1: be a fruit. It's got a seed, that big, huge seed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so it's considered. Yeah, what about like, oh question,

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Speaker 1: bananas ain't got no seeds. Banana is a fruit, but

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Speaker 1: it doesn't have seeds. It's never been questioned. I'm questioned.

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Speaker 1: I think it's time. It's high time that question. You know,

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Speaker 1: the logic is raising the questions. I'm googling it not

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Speaker 1: a fruit. It says bananas are both their ball bananas

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Speaker 1: are both a fruit and a vegetable. The yellow thing

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Speaker 1: that you peel and eat is in fact a fruit

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Speaker 1: because it contains the seeds of the plant. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: the outer hustle the peel, and then the thing on

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Speaker 1: the inside doesn't is not. The mushy part that you

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Speaker 1: eat is a vegetable. Okay, all right, but the outside

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Speaker 1: part is a fruit. So it's both. So it literally

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Speaker 1: has both. That is so interesting. I learned something today. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to see the show is I've always been confused about

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Speaker 1: there you go. Because of this segment, you can go

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Speaker 1: into work or school or wherever you're doing today and

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Speaker 1: you can impress everybody by going, hey, is a banana

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Speaker 1: a fruit or a vegetable? And then they're going to go, wow,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, and then they're bold both. Start listening

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Speaker 1: to The Jewel Show and you'll know things like this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it'll take a long time to get there, but you'll

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Speaker 1: figure it out. We'll figure it out at some point.

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Speaker 1: I think anything that tastes like the earth is a vegetable.

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Speaker 1: One I've always been confused fruit and what's nottable? So

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Speaker 1: trendy today. Go grab. I've always been confused about what's

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Speaker 1: That from our social media. Use it on yours. If

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Speaker 1: we like the video that you post in, we'll share

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Speaker 1: it on our social media. Yeah, you get it right

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Speaker 1: now at the Jewel Shore. Remember you can follow all

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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dress,

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Speaker 1: and I'm at Christian Gray Snow, I'm at Gossip Underscore. Greg.

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Speaker 1: All right, here's the sound one more time. I've always

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Speaker 1: been confused about what's a fruit and what's not a

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Speaker 1: up in smalltown North Carolina and people be like, are

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Speaker 1: you fruity? Oh my god, would be my response, I've

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Speaker 1: Do I have seeds you want to check? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: To you? Oh, I've got a good way me waiting

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Speaker 1: till twenty seven to come out. I'm like, I've always

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Speaker 1: It's a jewel show, the Jewil Show on demand, it's

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Speaker 1: another jewil phone. Grand Mornings on the Twenties. Hello, I

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Speaker 1: don't know I'm gonna animist. Yes, is this Christie from

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Speaker 1: dance School? Yeah, it's she. I can't. I can't right now,

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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I'm sorry. You can't take over, Kelly.

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Speaker 1: This is Britney's parents, Kelly and Greg. Britney's mama. Dad,

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Speaker 1: Hi Kelly, Hi Greg. I know you've never spoken, but

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Speaker 1: Greg Greg doesn't. I mean, he always has something to say.

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Speaker 1: I'm practicing. If you can't say anything nice, don't say

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Speaker 1: anything at all. My daughter tells me what you do

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Speaker 1: to her, and I'm not okay with it. I have

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Speaker 1: no clue what you're talking about. But if there is

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Speaker 1: there something wrong with Brittany, me recap for you real quick.

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Speaker 1: As the father of this family. Get a dad, I

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Speaker 1: am going to sorry, I'm going to take charge. We

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Speaker 1: Brittany who dances at your school, who didn't get a

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Speaker 1: So we're all on the phone right now to confront

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Speaker 1: you about it and ask what's going on? That is

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Speaker 1: what is going on? And now you can explain. I

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Speaker 1: hope it's a good job you said you did. Thank

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Speaker 1: You're sexy forgot Okay, how did I'll get my number?

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Speaker 1: Did the school give you my phone number? I found

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Speaker 1: it on the internet? Yeah, yeah, he becas I'm good

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Speaker 1: with that stuff. Brittany's brother is very good at the internet, okay,

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Speaker 1: and she's just like she is very good at dance.

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Speaker 1: And so he found your number, and all of us

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Speaker 1: got together last night and said, you know what, we're

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Speaker 1: going to stick up for our britt britt Yep, you

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Speaker 1: and she continuously does not make the scholarship. Andy, you've

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Speaker 1: to all three of us, because the do things as

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Speaker 1: a family, right, Yes, yes we do. Susan told me

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Speaker 1: that you did not accept her God is a completely

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Speaker 1: different case and that has nothing to do with your daughter,

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Speaker 1: and I cannot discuss that with you. So what I

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Speaker 1: that she didn't get a scholarship, No, you just than

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Speaker 1: you are, then you will ever be. That's what it is.

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Speaker 1: I really don't think that we're getting very far in

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Speaker 1: this conversation. So if you guys who liked me to

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Speaker 1: not targeting Brittany. We do not target our students. Everyone

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Speaker 1: is treated barely. But I cannot give her a scholarship

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Speaker 1: my goodness, guys, can't um Okay, okay, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: go ahead and say it. You guys, Do I have

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Speaker 1: the family's approval? Yes, yes, I do. I have the

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Speaker 1: she does not get a scholarship at the next dance performance,

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Speaker 1: then we will reveal our blackmail to the world. We

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Speaker 1: have blackmail on you, and we've been following you. What blackmail. Well,

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Speaker 1: we hired a private investigator and we've been having him

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Speaker 1: dirt on you. You've been knocked us stuff. His name

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Speaker 1: is Thomas, and he's really good at his job. And

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Speaker 1: we've got pictures of everything in videos. We have videos

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Speaker 1: I did last night was teach dance class and then

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Speaker 1: go get a smoothie and go home, and let's talk

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Speaker 1: about the smoothie. Should we talk about the smoothie? Talk

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Speaker 1: about the smoothie? Yeah? Should we talk about the smoothie?

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Speaker 1: What you do with that smoothie? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about it? What is wrong with you? So you

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Speaker 1: think that because you pictures with me getting a smoothie? God,

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Speaker 1: please do it. Please go to her and share these pictures.

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Speaker 1: That would be great because I can't wait to lab

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Speaker 1: with my boss. And how ridiculous this is? Oh my goodness. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll just let you know it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Then how about that? What this is actually the Jewels

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. This is Jewel,

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Speaker 1: this is Alex, this is English and your co worker

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Speaker 1: Ronica set you up. She said that you teach dance

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Speaker 1: and you constantly get emails from this one family who's

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Speaker 1: going to kill her. It wouldn't be surprised if this

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Speaker 1: is how their family was. Hious. Dare the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show for the Roses to catch a cheater.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you know that because the little pore the Rose

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Speaker 1: his parents? I didn't understand your email very well. Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know it's kind of a weird thing. I was

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Speaker 1: Do they have other children? Friends? Neighbors? Yeah, I wasn't

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Speaker 1: So what's up? How are you? What's up? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing great? What's up? Can you go?

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Speaker 1: Kay Bassa? Remember that? No? You don't remember that commercial?

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Speaker 1: on purpose to hear you anyway. All right, so let's go.

420
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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Well, my dirty little secret

421
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: is that one day my mom told me to take

422
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: her car home because I had to go to work

423
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 1: and told me to get ready. And I was still

424
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: in high school so I could Instead of going to work,

425
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: I went to a friend's house, okay, and you know,

426
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: we held out and chilled, and then when it was

427
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 1: time to go, I told him, know why whatever? And

428
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,239
Speaker 1: I was starting to back out and I backed out

429
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: into this ginormous tree. I mean, you can't even miss it.

430
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: I just started learning how to drive, and I didn't

431
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: look in the back mirror and I completely missed it

432
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 1: and it shattered the back windshield. Right I had to

433
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: go to work. I still had to go to work.

434
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: So I went to work and I parked in the

435
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 1: very back of the parking lot because I was I

436
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: didn't want anybody else to hit the car, you know.

437
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: And I got into work and I wasn't there for

438
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half and my manager comes

439
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: up and she's like, hey, do anybody know anybody was

440
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: this kind of car? And I was like, yeah, that's

441
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: that's my mom's car. What's wrong? You know? I thinking

442
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 1: like I didn't know what's going on. And they were like, well,

443
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: it looks like somebody hits the car. And I was like, no, really,

444
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: my mom is gonna kill me, you know. And so

445
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: they called me to call my mom. And my mom

446
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: got there and she's looking at the car. She's all devastated.

447
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: And what they called the cops to get involved and

448
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: what's going on? And what did the cops says, Well,

449
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: they can't do anything without a license, like to see

450
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: who hit the car. So what my manager did was

451
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: they went on the camera hit my car, And I thought,

452
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: lucky because this is how I got a way to

453
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: live in other days. Because I was going to say,

454
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: from the sun had a glare on the camera exactly

455
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 1: where I was parked at the prime I came to work. Wow.

456
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: Years and I still never told my mom though, that's

457
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, as she doesn't know. But what

458
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: a crazy luck because the sun wasn't doing that at

459
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: the camera, they would have seen you pull up get

460
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: out of the car with that broken window, but instead

461
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: the universe hooked you up that day. Yeah, did you

462
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: ever feel bad? Like when you got home and stuff

463
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: and your mom's like going, oh my god, are they

464
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: gonna catch that again? I did feel bad about it,

465
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: But then my mom gave the car to my older

466
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: brothers because her husband bought her a new one and

467
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: he eventually wrecked it in like a less than a month. Man,

468
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: I had to go to the junk yard anyway, so

469
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: I stopped feeling bad about it. And since a junkyard,

470
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, I don't think it matters that. Okay,

471
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: how long has it been since that I was probably

472
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: in like eleventh grade of like fifteen, sixteen or seventeen

473
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: or like eighteen, and I'm twenty two. Okay, you should

474
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: tell your mom though she should actually think it's funny. Yeah,

475
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: now it would be funny. Well, he's listening. She listens,

476
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: all right, so she's you're kind of telling her that

477
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: that's surprise mom. Yeah goo good John telling your mom

478
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: you dirty little segre right now. And that's an awesome story.

479
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: Thank you. The Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the

480
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

481
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. For Friday,

482
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Speaker 1: April eight, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and what's

483
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Speaker 1: something funny that's never funny? Me? No, not the answer.

484
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: So I didn't really, I couldn't remember. Bless you, I don't.

485
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: Did you even hear what I said? Not really perfect

486
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: example why Alex is actually funny. But there isn't a

487
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: celebrity who's trying their hand at stand up comedy that's

488
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: always funny that they're doing that, and they're never funny.

489
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: That's what I meant by that. But that was funny. God,

490
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: bless you, and you'll hear who it's going to start

491
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: doing stand up in just a second. But first, let's

492
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex fresh and a bunch of

493
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Speaker 1: eighth graders who go to a Christian school did something

494
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: that may have judgment Dave for them, be a little

495
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: bit more rougher. I'm Christian, Gray Snow and take it

496
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: from me. Size really doesn't matter. I promise it's true,

497
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you more why my story. Alex, trust

498
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: me too. Alex and I are married, and every time

499
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: that comes up, she always goes and then looks at me.

500
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: Above average, slightly above average. That's fine, that's big enough,

501
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: and all I can hope for is to be enough.

502
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: Is it just music getting hot? Were on those stories

503
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: in just a second before her first story of the

504
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: day in the I nn the Indians that we're gonna

505
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: start just in the news. They report the news. Fara Abraham,

506
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: the teenage what is it? Sixteen and pregnant? The sixteen

507
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: and pregnant fair Abraham. She was on sixteen and pregnant.

508
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: She's a train wreck of all kinds of drama with

509
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: her all the time. But she's gonna be doing stand

510
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: up comedy now, so that's good. She's going on to

511
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: her as a comedian. Yeah, people are gonna buy tickets

512
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: to go see this. Yeah. No, her hustle is real though.

513
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 1: She just keeps trying. Yeah, if at first she don't succeed,

514
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: try a new career. All right, That's all I have.

515
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the idiot news network

516
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. That's all I have.

517
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's a little bit above average. So there's

518
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: a little bit more than most have. Let's send it

519
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh who was on the Guys. It's

520
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: Farah really like selling tickets, but she says that, well,

521
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's actually got two her dates

522
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: yet where people can but she really thinks that she

523
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: can sell tickets. I just want to know what she's

524
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: going to talk about in her state. I mean, and

525
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,360
Speaker 1: they probably will buy ticket. And you know, I hope

526
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: someone goes in video is it, because then she can

527
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: be another IRONN for us. Exactly. One person needs to

528
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: go video it and then that's it, so then they

529
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: can just release it on their nobody buys tickets just

530
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: like that. Moom her comedy Greer is done. Okay, so

531
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: you already sent it to me. So a video was

532
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: going viral of an eighth grade basketball game where a

533
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: tournament was going on. A reff was sent to the

534
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: hospital at the end of the game and he needed

535
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: thirty stitches because he got jumped by the players and

536
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: their parents because they lost. Yeah, so they were obviously

537
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: they think they lost the game because of the ref Yeah.

538
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: So did the parents jump in at the same time.

539
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's pathetic. You're teaching your kids all you lose,

540
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: so you just beat someone up, right? Yeah? Yeah? It

541
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: was insane. Like the guy was big, and he went

542
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: to the hospital and he has to sit in the

543
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: hospital and be like, but they were big eighth graders.

544
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: How big they were? Like they were big eighth graders.

545
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: He's like, I know, I look beat up, but you

546
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: should have seen that eighth graders. That's all I have

547
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: sending it back to you. All right, this is the

548
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

549
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: just in the news. For the next story of the day,

550
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Christian Gray Snow who's

551
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: on location at Burger Kane Burger. Yeah, you're ready to

552
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: have it, your guys. My text was on my text

553
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: to talk and my whole iron in story just gone.

554
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? Who is? Who are you texting? Texting? Jacks?

555
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: Text jack a son my steps on nine years old?

556
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: Is spend it? Say? Okay? It was actually before this,

557
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: it was a breakfast pizza q TEO thing. We're talking

558
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: about something, Holy crowd, this is long, this is great. Yeah,

559
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: sorry Christians. Oh you're good. If you send that to Jacks,

560
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: take out the parts of it. I mean I can't

561
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,719
Speaker 1: read this right now, so I can't. And please turn

562
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: off the talk to text before I started talking about this,

563
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: because we don't want to send a king happen Jackson's

564
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like, what is what? Are you slightly

565
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: above average at? Don't worry about it. I'm mom is

566
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: very happy. You're a super happy. That's all you need

567
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: to know. It's a song we were talking about. Yes,

568
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm on location at Burger King because they are getting sued,

569
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: you guys, by class action lawsuit where four people are

570
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: banning together saying that the whopper is not as big

571
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: as they claim it slightly. This is why I'm here

572
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: to say size doesn't matter. Listen, if we lie about size,

573
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: are we gonna get sued, right, it seems like it. Yes,

574
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: so they are seeking monetary damages to anyone who has

575
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: been quote deceived by Burger Kings. A lot of women

576
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: out there who wish they could do the same thing. Yeah,

577
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,479
Speaker 1: I'm calling my lawyer as soon as I get out

578
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: of here. That's all I have so to get back

579
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: to you. Like, you got a lot of cases, there's

580
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: also a lot of and there's a lot of listening

581
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: right now who are just like a crap. Yeah, am

582
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: I gonna be getting a call from a lawyer later.

583
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: That was the I n N, the Idiot News Network

584
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news is tune in

585
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting report, hardish

586
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: from the I Rank up is every single hour on

587
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: the twenties. Er next one is coming up in just

588
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: a few minutes. It's the Jewel Show, The Jewbil Show

589
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil Phone Frank Day Mornings on

590
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, all right, this is Detective Ron Fuego

591
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: calling from the police department. I was looking for Ario.

592
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is her Ariel. How are you? You

593
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: recently received a speeding ticket? Oh yeah, you're going fast,

594
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: going real fast. Yeah, I mean I was a little

595
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: about the SPEEDI okay, a little above the speed limit.

596
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: Try twenty five miles an hour over the speed lit Yeah,

597
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I hadn't seemed like any I didn't know

598
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: be a us. I didn't know, like, Okay, Well, where

599
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: are you going so fast? Oh? I was, I was,

600
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: you know, cutting to work. It's like a new job.

601
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: I haven't been there yet. Okay, do they know about

602
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: your recent criminal activity? I have no criminal activity. I

603
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: don't know what I consider anything that's breaking the law

604
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: a crime, ma'am. Okay, okay. And the reason I'm calling

605
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: you is the officer that gave you the ticket gave

606
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: you a ticket for going ten over when you were

607
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: going more than ten over. Yeah, I thought that was okay,

608
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: that's just that's what he told me. Well, I'm gonna

609
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: go ahead and let you know because he didn't give

610
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: you the full fine and gave you a ticket for

611
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: only going ten over when you're going much more than that,

612
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: he has been let go. Really happens, I hope it

613
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: does happen a lot, but not on my watch. And

614
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm upping your speeding ticket to the full price. Okay,

615
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: what's the difference the tickets? Seven hundred and forty five

616
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: dollars and you'll have to be in court. Is there

617
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: anything I can do to just mean? I was I've

618
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: never gotten a speeding ticket before this. I was really

619
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: keeping up with the speed. Okay, Well, I can get

620
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: your record and I can see that you never have

621
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: actually had a speeding ticket other than this one. It's

622
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: quite impressive. Thank you. I'm willing to reduce this ticket,

623
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: and actually I'm willing to make it disappear. Okay, how

624
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: how would that happen? Well, you mail like a kitten

625
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: for me? But yep, are you? Are you serious? Okay?

626
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: Not mail like a kitten? Then, um, I would like

627
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: to hear a dog getting in a fight with a cat.

628
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: What okay? You're telling me you want me to bark

629
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Speaker 1: with a dog and melt like a cat and get

630
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: in like a fight. Yeah. And I want to hear

631
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: a good old fashioned dog and cat fight, and then

632
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: I will gladly dismiss this ticket. Then you don't have

633
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: to pay anything, doesn't even go on your driving record. Um,

634
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm at work with me. Try to find somewhere quiet

635
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: and like a way, all right, Yeah, find a quiet

636
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: place where a dog and a cat can get in

637
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: a fight. I'm excited to hear hear it. Yeah okay, Um,

638
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: you want to make us jump through some hoops, pulling

639
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: you over and giving you a ticket, I'm making you

640
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: jump through a few hoops to get it taken away.

641
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: And I really want to hear a dog and a

642
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: cat get into it. Okay, hold on, I'm just trying

643
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: to find a spot where you can do this. I'm waiting.

644
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: Um yeah, um. That wasn't even near a dog and

645
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: a cat fight. That was a kitten and a dog

646
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: just kind of I didn't want. I want to fight,

647
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: not cuddle. I'm susor, I'm like at work. If I'm

648
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: like any lower than that, everyone's gonna hear me. Okay,

649
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: So I'll just go ahead and go up the fine

650
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: to the full fine then, and I guess you'll you'll

651
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 1: be in court and see how that goes. Okay, I'll

652
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: do it. Um yoh good. That wasn't that was just

653
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: them the starting off. I want to hear a whole fight.

654
00:34:54,480 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: Remember cat's hiss um? Oh boy, that was a vicious

655
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: dog and cat fight. Hey, this is probably a good

656
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: time to let you know, as a phone prank. Though,

657
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, what is this. This is actually Jewel

658
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you

659
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: and your sister Dana sat you. Oh my god. She

660
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: said that you were complaining about a speeding ticket you got,

661
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: and I'm surprised that you actually did that. I am

662
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: too embarrassing. The Jewil Show on Demand first day Up.

663
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: Silas is on the phone today for a first date

664
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: follow up and he's not getting a call back from

665
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: a woman named Naomi. And apparently he knows exactly why.

666
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: Oh well, what are we doing? I have no idea,

667
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: So Silas, our producers tell me that you know exactly

668
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: why you're getting ghosts. Yeah, yeah, I do. Unfortunately, what

669
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: did you do? So? I tend to get like really

670
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: nervous about like being late to things, and you know,

671
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: especially when I'm gonna meet someone new. Then I'm only

672
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 1: add the pressure of like you know, regular first stage

673
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: at ors and and like it was a restaurant I

674
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: had never been to anyway, I decided to get to

675
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: the cafe like fifteen minutes of that way. If there's

676
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: if there's any traffic or like bat parking, I would

677
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: be on time, you know, and nothing wrong with that.

678
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: I mean it's better to be early than late. Yes, yeah,

679
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: all right. I walked to the cafe and uh, it's

680
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: permanently closed. Oh so I reached for my phone in

681
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: my pocket to see if I could find a new

682
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,479
Speaker 1: place close by, and I left my phone in the car. Okay, wow,

683
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: So I just went back to your car then, right,

684
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: and got your phone. Yeah. I walked back to you know,

685
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: I was, you know, a little peep at myself. I

686
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: walked back and when I got there, I realized my

687
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: keys and wallet are both in there too, and so

688
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: of course it's locked. I can't get to them. So

689
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: what'd you do? Well? I had to wait for Naomi

690
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: and she showed up, and you know, I asked her

691
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: to help me, and I had to wait for like

692
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: ten minutes for her to show up. And it just

693
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: feels creepy. Man, You're standing there in front of an

694
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: empty store and you're asking every woman walking by her

695
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: name is Naomi had a good look? She was? She

696
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: was sweet about it. Though she was sweet about it.

697
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: She called Triple A for me, you know, I talked

698
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: to them. And the cherry on top of it all

699
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: was that my membership had expired and I didn't have

700
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: my wallet to renew s. They weren't going to help me.

701
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: So then she calls a locksmith for me and it

702
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: all took like two hours. Oh well, she's got a

703
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: lot of patience because if that was me, I would

704
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: have left you. I would have loved me too. How

705
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: do you leave things with her? Then? You know, I

706
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: texted her that night and just said sorry for the

707
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: whole everything, you know, all of it, and and I

708
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 1: do want to try again for you know, a real

709
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: first date and uh yeah nothing. How long ago was this?

710
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: About a week? A week and a half. Now, it's

711
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: not that serious. I don't think she's like the wand

712
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: or anything. I just want to, you know, have give

713
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: it a real goal, you know, like an actual date day. Yeah,

714
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: see what happens from there? Where did you guys end

715
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: up meeting? I didn't hear, so it was just it

716
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: was just in front of like a like a like

717
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: a cafe. It was like a friend originally, like originally

718
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: where did you meet her? I met her through some friends. Okay,

719
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: and how long has it been or sorry you said

720
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: it spend about a week and a half and how

721
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: many times have you tried to reach out? Um, I've

722
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: waited a couple of days between texts between and she

723
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 1: hasn't responded at all. Yeah, so then I decided to Yeah,

724
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: well that's when I decided to give you guys a car. Okay,

725
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: And it couldn't be anything else, you know, I think.

726
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I feel like she just kind

727
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: of felt sorry for me, and and you know that's

728
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: not a good that's not a good person pressure. So

729
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: I want to give it another goal. Here's some wishful thinking, silas,

730
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: maybe she locked her keys and phone in her car,

731
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: so that's why she can't get a hold of you.

732
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: You know, I hadn't thought about that. I hadn't thought

733
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: about that. She hadn't been able to get a new

734
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: phone of weeks. Crazy. All right, Well, we'll play a

735
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: song come back, and then call her and see if

736
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: we can figure out why should not if that is

737
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: the reason she's not called you back it sounds like

738
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: it probably is, because that's awkward, and then try to

739
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: get you another day okay, all right, all right, we'll

740
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: do the next it's a jewel show, play in the

741
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: middle of your first day. Follow up. If you're just

742
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: joining us. Silas is on the phone and Silas really, Hey, Sila,

743
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it really screwed up his first date.

744
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: He had a date with a woman named Naomi. They

745
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: met through friends and he was like, let's go show up.

746
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: Let's go to this cafe. Then he got to the

747
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: cafe early, walked there because there was no parking two blocks.

748
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: Got at the cafe, realized it was closed permanently, didn't

749
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: check that on the help, and then walked back to

750
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: his car and his phone and his phone and his

751
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: keys were locked in the car. And he ended up

752
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: meeting up with Naomi, but they just spent two hours

753
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: trying to get the stuff out of his car and

754
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: get his car unlocked. They did order Uber eats though,

755
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: while they waited, and he said he liked her, but

756
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: now she's not calling him back, so are about to

757
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: figure out why? All right, Silence, you're ready for me

758
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: to call her? Yeah, yeah, let's do it. All right?

759
00:40:42,600 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, him aspeaks to Naomi. Please, Yeah,

760
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: is this i Naomi? This is a radio show called

761
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. My name's Jewel Mind, Alex Mind's English

762
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: Evan And why are you guys calling me. Well, that's

763
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: a good question, calling you because one of our listeners

764
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: actually emailed us about you. Oh is it about Silence? Yeah?

765
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: Was all right, you already knew I would. I kind

766
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: of figured it, I guess. Okay. Yeah. We do a

767
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the First Date Fall. That's

768
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with someone

769
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 1: and then end up ghosting them, then they can email

770
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

771
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 1: what happened in silas kind of knows that you had

772
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: not the best date, A little bit of bad luck,

773
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: A little a little bit of bad luck as an

774
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: understatement to be honest. I I've seen a lot of

775
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: horror movies and I know not to follow a random

776
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: guy that you barely know to a car two blocks away. Okay, yeah,

777
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: it sounds like Ted Bundy. Yeah. He told us about how,

778
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: um you know, he met you where you guys are

779
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: supposed to meet and that was actually closed for good

780
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: and then he locked all this stuff in his car.

781
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: He said, you hung out and were pretty cool about it.

782
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: But you think that he made it up? I mean, yeah, really,

783
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: I mean look at it from my perspective, right, Well,

784
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: it's like a random guy that I barely know offers

785
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: to meet me up at a cafe and I get

786
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: to the obviously closed cafe to a guy standing in

787
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: front saying he lost his phone and keys in his car. Yeah,

788
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: that'd be super sketchy. And then he asked me that

789
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: tells me that the cars like two blocks away. Yeah,

790
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: but I mean, like, didn't you guys meet through friends though? Yeah,

791
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: I mean they vouched, you know, but yeah, you know,

792
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: and if you did think that he was a murderer,

793
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: then why do you order uber eats? I mean I

794
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: told him I would call like Triple A for him,

795
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: but then I would stay in front of the cafe

796
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: because I felt a lot safer, just like a more

797
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: public place. Right, agree with that? So you know that

798
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: put me a little bit more at ease. But after everything, though,

799
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: you still think that he made it up? I do.

800
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: I mean, he asked me to call Triple A and

801
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, he's like, oh, they can't help.

802
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: Did he tell you that part? Well, he said that

803
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: he his thing expired and that he didn't have his

804
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,720
Speaker 1: wallet because it was inside the car, so he couldn't

805
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: pay for it. But I was I was thinking that,

806
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: like you were at the car with him the whole time,

807
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: so he just kept going back and forth or what. Yeah,

808
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: So I just I, you know, I called a locksmith

809
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: for him, and I just waited And that's why I

810
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: got uber eat because I was cold. I was just

811
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: like standing there, so I ubered us some coffee while

812
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: we waited for the locksmith to come, you know and

813
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: give me a call and let me know when they're there.

814
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: And while we were waiting that we had a really

815
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: great conversation. Serial killers are often charming exactly. It's like

816
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: Ted Buddy would like super charming. Well, I do have

817
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: to let you know, Naomi, I don't know. I didn't

818
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: get a big serial killer vibe from him, but I

819
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: haven't met a lot of serial killers, honestly, so I

820
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: don't even know. Well that's true. I might have so

821
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: my my serial killer dar might be very off, but

822
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: he is on the phone and wants to talk to you. Ah,

823
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: okay that Uh yeah, I'm not I'm not a I'm

824
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: not a serial killer, Naomi. Yeah. I don't even kill

825
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: like bugs in my house. I like saved them, you know.

826
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: I put him in a jar, put him like, well,

827
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: I cann't put him outside usually, yeah, putting him in

828
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: the jobs kind of serial killer. I'm in a jar

829
00:44:53,840 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: on them. Put him outside, No, because I'm sad. I mean,

830
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: you're still using a radio shot to call me, Like

831
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: I think a serial killer would definitely do something like this.

832
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: They kind of love attention. But like that's like you,

833
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: that's like you will you said yourself like you felt

834
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: more like safe in public, right, Like that's because it's

835
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: like more of a public on the radio. I like

836
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: the radio show serial Killer one. Could we use one?

837
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: I mean every every show should have a serial killer,

838
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: I think, right, I don't know, man, I just yeah, yeah, no,

839
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 1: this is this is this is crazy. This is crazy

840
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not a serial killer. That's like

841
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: totally unfounded. That's like a that's like a just a weird,

842
00:45:55,600 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: crazy thing to say. Okay, okay, oh so you're agreeing

843
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: a little worked up here now, yeah, kind of like

844
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: a tell tale sign right there. I can't, I can't,

845
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I ran over like a bunny

846
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: one time. But like that was like, oh okay, that's

847
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: how they started with animals usually emphasy man Like, it's

848
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: like like I'm not like a sociopath. I'm not a

849
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: serial killer. I just wanted to go on another day.

850
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: There's no getting over it, Naomi, it was it was

851
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: all creepy for you. It was creepy. It was. I mean,

852
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,959
Speaker 1: he invited me to a close cafe. There's no chance

853
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: he made, no chance, he made a mistake. I'm I'm

854
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: actually not convinced still. Yeah, so no, I'm just not convinced.

855
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, well I'll I'll ask it anyway, Nay,

856
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Silace?

857
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? No, thank you, Silas. I'm sorry man,

858
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: for what it's worth. I don't think I I believe

859
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: that that was an honest mistake. Make reservations next time, Yeah,

860
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: I like call him up and actually make them at

861
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: a place that's open. Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a

862
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: good idea. It is. It's the only way to make

863
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: sure you're not confused for a serial killer. What I've

864
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: learned the Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret.

865
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: Oh would you look at that? Oh well, just looking

866
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: at my watch, you have a I do, but battery

867
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: doesn't work in it. Anyway, It's time for your dirty

868
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: little secret that's about to say text in four one

869
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: six one. If you have any anything to tell us,

870
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: you can tell us whatever you want. Because we keep

871
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

872
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are, so you're free to

873
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: tell us any secret that you have. You have a

874
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: dirty little secret you want to tell us? I do.

875
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: I mean, this is something that I just still always remember,

876
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: and I really really regret. I was twenty and um,

877
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: so I was dating a guy. He was much older

878
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: than me. Okay, like how how much older older guy?

879
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: How much older? Like or he was like for thirties.

880
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: It was like, oh it was fifteen years Oh I

881
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: thought I was. Yeah, he was like thirty six at

882
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: the time, and so and he was he was a

883
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: rough dude, Like he was not a good dude. Oh yeah,

884
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: after a bad book. It was just yeah he was.

885
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: He was noticed. About those guys I've noticed about those

886
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: dudes that are a lot older that date twenty year

887
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: olds when they're in their thirties, either either you're like

888
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: incredibly rich yeah successful, or or you're not a rich

889
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 1: dude and you're a thug and no woman your age

890
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: will date you and so it's like I go by

891
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,919
Speaker 1: the high school and I think up twenty year olds

892
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: because they think I'm cool because like a small age. Yeah,

893
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: well the ladder. The ladder was right, guiltiest charge, so cool,

894
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: and he had crazy tests and he was a sad boy.

895
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: And clearly now I see it's because nobody has age

896
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: wanted to date him. But so he I don't know

897
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: how he convinced me to do this, but he convinced me.

898
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,959
Speaker 1: You know it that he wanted to do something really bad.

899
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: And he's like, do you want to do something bad together?

900
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like absolutely. And he wanted to rob anything

901
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: gas station and I was like madly in love with him.

902
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: He wanted to rob a gas station. Okay, okay, you're yeah,

903
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: And I was like what did he swishers? Well, like

904
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: he was gonna try to like take some money. He

905
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: was going to be aggressive, like he wanted to take someone.

906
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: He wanted to take some Yeah, like he was like,

907
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. He told me I didn't have

908
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: to do anything. He was like, all you have to

909
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: do is you're going to drive the car like I'm

910
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: gonna run out so fast, like I need you, I

911
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: need you and it was like feeling this dependency on me,

912
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: and I was like I got you, and so like

913
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: he goes in, and so wait, I just before you

914
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: before so you agreed to be basically the getaway driver

915
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: for him, rubbing Wow, ye, did you do a good

916
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: job at getting away? That's a dirty little secret. I mean,

917
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: that's what that's bad. So I told myself I'm an

918
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: amazing getaway driver. Like I was like pausing. I was

919
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: like right out from I was like my food was

920
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: on the break that I was like still like covering

921
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: over the gas and I'm like I got this. Like

922
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: he goes in, I have no idea what happened, and

923
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: he runs out very quickly and like we just zip away,

924
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: like we don't even say anything for a few minutes.

925
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: We dip away, and I'm like, oh my god, what happened?

926
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: Like I was drettling, I'm sweating, he's sweating, and he

927
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: basically admits to me that he chicken. Like that it

928
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: went like a rye, Like he yelled the dude with

929
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: the dude was like very aggressive and strong, was like

930
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: this isn't happening here, and I have cameras and like

931
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: he freaked out and he didn't even do it, So

932
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: of course I'm relieved with him, like the cops. Yeah,

933
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: he didn't rob the gas station, but you still were

934
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: the get away. You still get away drive him, drove him.

935
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: I think you're still get in trouble even if you

936
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: don't rob it. Like I think that's called attempted robbery. Yeah, definitely,

937
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: he tried to rob still and the guy called the cops,

938
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: and the cops came and he was caught on camera. Well,

939
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: I find out like a week or two later through

940
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: like a friend of mine, that the cops did find

941
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: him and they they arrested him, and they never found

942
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 1: about about me. They I don't know why he didn't

943
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: wrap me out. I mean that was I guess kind

944
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: of cool. But he never told him about me. It's

945
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: over now. It still is a dirty little secret though,

946
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 1: So nobody knows about that. But that dude that didn't,

947
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: that didn't REGI yeah, nobody knows other than him that

948
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: he wouldn't rip me out. Well, thanks for telling us, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

949
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: thank you guys. It's good. And hey, if we're ever

950
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: if we ever have, you know, have to rob something, right,

951
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: we'll give you a call. You could be our driver. Yeah,

952
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: we got your number. Yeah, I mean I'm good at

953
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm good at being the getaway driver. Come out of retirement.

954
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well thank you, yeah, thank you for

955
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: telling us. You to your little secret the Jibil Show

956
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: on demand. Why the airline industry can't get it together?

957
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: I seriously don't. They've had a long enough we had

958
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: to travel, they've had a long time to try to

959
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: figure it out, and it gets worse and worse and

960
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: worse and worse and worse. There's a pilot strike right now.

961
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: There's cancelations everywhere, there's always delays. You go out, you'll

962
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: take a flight somewhere, and if you ask for water,

963
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: they'll punch you in the face and charge you a

964
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: convenience for that. I know from experience. Christian, our dis

965
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: old producer, almost had to go to jail on a

966
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: plane recently because he wanted another drink and he hit

967
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: the call button and she got mad that he hit

968
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: the call button, and then got the other people in

969
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: his same area to heckle him. Yeah, and he wasn't

970
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: even arguing, and then he had to go talk to

971
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: the TSA police actor. We're gonna stop talking about it.

972
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm having PTF right, and you're gonna be charged a

973
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: PTSD fee for that dollar convenience fee. We took a

974
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: flight recently altogether as a show. It was a three

975
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: hour flight and we landed and it was late. It

976
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 1: was already like eleven o'clock at night, and we had

977
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: to sit on the tarmac for two hours with no

978
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: explanation of anything. And this is what I can't stand

979
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: at the pilots too. Okay, they were giving explanations, right.

980
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: The pilot comes on trying to make everybody comment, goes, um,

981
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be a short little bit here. I

982
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: got another plane sitting at the gateway. You're gonna come in,

983
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: So it's just gonna be another like ten minutes. You

984
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: know it's not gonna be ten minutes. You know it's

985
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: gonna be. And then he keep comes on in ten

986
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: minutes and goes, oh, hey, guess it's me the pod again.

987
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 1: And I know it's a little longer than ten minutes

988
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: because I can hear you guys cussing back there and

989
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: feel your anger. I felt bad for the pilots. I

990
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: know everyone else probably does not care about because you

991
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: are a pilot. I felt so bad why why did

992
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: you feel bad for being They're working, they don't have

993
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: anywhere to go, they don't have to do I know,

994
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: but like so real quick, that's our executive producer, Brad Nolan,

995
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: And so we sat to sit there for two hours

996
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: while they and it was like one o'clock, two o'clock

997
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: in the morning when we finally got off the plane,

998
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: and every single person on that plane was having a meltdown,

999
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: especially everybody on this show. Actually, yeah, anyway, so Brad,

1000
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: you felt sorry for the you feel sorry for the pilots. Yeah,

1001
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: clearly this is the airport's fault, and the pilots get

1002
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: stuck in the middle, right, and what are they gonna do?

1003
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: They're just told where to go when they land. You know,

1004
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: I'd be so mad if I was a pilot. I

1005
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: would be on the phone being like, Hey, it's the

1006
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: pilot here, and why the hell can't you move the

1007
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 1: plane from the gate. I'm gonna call you back in

1008
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: ten more minutes because I've got some really pissed off

1009
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: customers on the plane right now. Why can't they get

1010
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: a bus out there to bust you off of the

1011
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: prop That's what I said. I almost faked a medical

1012
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: emergency because I was like, they're not gonna let us

1013
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: just sit here. They'll have to open the door. So

1014
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: if somebody needs to have a seizure, I'm willing to

1015
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: face que I don't have any acting classes under my belt,

1016
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: but I'll do what I need to do take for

1017
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: the team. But I come through mid seasure to be

1018
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: like I need Alex, and we were everybody was exhausted.

1019
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for Alex because Alex was my wife,

1020
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: and I felt bad for my wife who was having

1021
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: to sit there with me, Like I never feel that

1022
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: bad for myself, Like I just expect stuff like that

1023
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: to happen to me. I'm like, yeah, sure, okay, was

1024
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: this the longest anybody has had to wait on the tarmac?

1025
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 1: But yond yeah, I think so yeah, yeah normally normally

1026
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: waiting fifteen minutes, I start getting anxious. Seriously. Yeah, first

1027
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: of all, Christian, you were the only person that I

1028
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: heard ranting. Yeah, absolutely was. Oh I was I was

1029
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: having Yeah. See, this is where I feel bad for me.

1030
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: He was sleeping. I felt, oh my god, we're here. Yeah,

1031
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: this is actually where I feel terrible for my wife Alex. Okay,

1032
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: because she like she's a normal person who goes, this

1033
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: is really frustrating, right, And she's talking to me, and

1034
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm also inside going this it is really frustrating, but

1035
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: I don't show a lot of emotion, so I'm like,

1036
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a nap so she doesn't have

1037
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: anybody to like frustrate out with. And inside though I

1038
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: am the Christian did and it wasn't me. Yeah, I know.

1039
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: Christian like was on somebody's Twitter. You're a complaint friends. Yeah,

1040
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: someone was like, how do I tweet? I was like,

1041
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 1: I got you, and we did it. Because I have

1042
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: never seen this happen. A flight attendant came over the

1043
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,720
Speaker 1: loudspeaker and asked all the passengers to tweet the airport

1044
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: and to tweet the airline, saying that we were basically stuck. Yeah,

1045
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: it's bad. Whenever the employee is like, hey, can you

1046
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Speaker 1: tweet my company and tell them that they suck? Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 1: But when I heard Christian going off, I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got more guests than I do. Because I was

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Speaker 1: just crying silently the whole time. I'm not exaggerating. There

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Speaker 1: was tears coming down the entire time, and I was

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Speaker 1: by myself nobody knew because I cry by myself. Wow,

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Speaker 1: hello dark, wow, mild friend. Do you cry by yourself

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Speaker 1: out there? Let us know? So yeah, just send that

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Speaker 1: audio the airline. That'll make them change a real quick.

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Speaker 1: You're like, wow, here's my formal complaints. That's what we're

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Speaker 1: doing to people. Let's not do that anymore. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't just okay, I gotta say that. I'm not

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Speaker 1: that high strung, and I wasn't crying the entire time

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Speaker 1: just because I couldn't go off the plane. It was

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Speaker 1: a long flight, and Alex and I are married, and

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Speaker 1: we had to wait for two hours on the tarmac,

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Speaker 1: and he was sitting next so sometimes couples will argue

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Speaker 1: in those situations. He doesn't stop talking. So it was

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Speaker 1: just a really terrible flight. Okay, all right, phone prank

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Speaker 1: happens every single Oh that's twenties. Your next one's coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few. I'm sorry. It might be

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Speaker 1: the other reason why I was crying. I love you.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel show. The Jewel Show on Demand