WEBVTT - Mary Elizabeth Ellis Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>you're our presences. Presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to I said, no gift s. I'm Pritchard Winneger.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we are. We're in the studio. Uh, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got back from Japan. Just I don't know fourteen

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<v Speaker 2>hours ago, I have no idea where I am in

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<v Speaker 2>space or time. I slept for at least twelve hours

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<v Speaker 2>last night, and still I don't know where I exist.

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<v Speaker 2>Had a lovely time, learned a lot. I've acknowledged something

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<v Speaker 2>about myself, and it's that I do not like to

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<v Speaker 2>eat a cold, thick clams. That's one item for me

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<v Speaker 2>that is a challenge. So what else? An observation I

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<v Speaker 2>made while they're observing other couples on vacation. I've noticed

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<v Speaker 2>this before, but I think essentially in every couple on vacation,

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<v Speaker 2>there's one person who's normal and one person who thinks

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<v Speaker 2>they can take good photographs. And unfortunately that that person

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<v Speaker 2>is me. I'm the person, and I apologize for everyone

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<v Speaker 2>else in a couple who's not the person trying to

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<v Speaker 2>take good photographs, because it seems infuriating to watch your

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<v Speaker 2>partner try to take a good picture. Pictures all look

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<v Speaker 2>terrible or all look the same. Who cares? And again,

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<v Speaker 2>just from this rambling, you can tell I need probably

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<v Speaker 2>more sleep or less sleep or something. That's fine. I'm back.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything Let me look, I made a document

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<v Speaker 2>today to just make sure I covered all of our

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<v Speaker 2>business because I'm out of my mind. Let's see the

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<v Speaker 2>other thing I had to say, is I have fifty

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<v Speaker 2>nine emails I need to go through. No one needs

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<v Speaker 2>to know that. I don't know why to type that down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get into the episode. I love today's guest. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>loves her. It's Mary Elizabeth Alis Mary Elizabeth. How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm great. I'm excited to get into your emails.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if we could just start from the first mail here,

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<v Speaker 2>it's about coffee order, I've got coming. Great, we just

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<v Speaker 2>get into that.

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<v Speaker 3>Are a lot of thoughts. I think they should pop some

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<v Speaker 3>cold wet clams in there for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had a cold thick clam?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Well, we also went to Japan and it was

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<v Speaker 3>incredible and the food was so amazing, and also some

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<v Speaker 3>of the things felt like it was cartilage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there are certain there's just degrees of difficulty with

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<v Speaker 2>acquired tastes that I thought. I was like, I went

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<v Speaker 2>into this trip. I've been to Japan before, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>had plenty of different types of sushi, et cetera. And

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<v Speaker 2>I went in feeling fairly cocky because my boyfriend is

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<v Speaker 2>basically someone who can eat hamburgers and chicken fingers, and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I can handle this and one of our

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<v Speaker 2>meals was a very high level difficulty as far as

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<v Speaker 2>seafood goes, and one of those things was the clam.

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<v Speaker 3>Just chewy, hard to get your teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Through, yeah, you know, just truly me gagging, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>having to make my way through it ice water.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you can't. You can't disrespect people there. You've

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<v Speaker 3>got to be polite.

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<v Speaker 2>The person the food I was gagging on had, he

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<v Speaker 2>was looking at me while he had just made the food.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm so happy for you to be eating it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know though, It's like, do you make a clam?

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<v Speaker 3>So like you opened the clam, you didn't make it,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. So like it's not on you.

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<v Speaker 3>This one's on like God.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone in the ocean's fall.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not your faults. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>It's embarrassing for me though, I'm just like being an adult,

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy the food. There are millions and millions of people

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<v Speaker 2>who like to eat this sort of food. What's wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Truly, though, be a grown up. Get that fucking clam

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<v Speaker 3>down your throat like a goddamn grown up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so embarrassing. It's I feel like, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>feel like you really are such a sophisticated eater. And

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<v Speaker 2>then you get to something like that, you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a child, You're a baby about everything. Grow up.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's okay. You can just now you're a person

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<v Speaker 3>who knows. I prefer my clams cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>I've decided I just don't like a clam, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>even a fried clam. I'm like, this is too chewy? Yah,

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<v Speaker 2>why does anyone care about this food?

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<v Speaker 3>What about a qua hog?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's like in Rhode Island a specialty. It's I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's a clam. It's definitely in a shell, but

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<v Speaker 3>they like breaded and oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it big or small?

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<v Speaker 3>It's big, but it's not like a chewy. It's cooked

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<v Speaker 3>and it's like with bread.

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<v Speaker 2>And how do you do? You know how to spell that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like quee u a a show ugw.

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<v Speaker 2>Hog the or the accent is kind of just built

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<v Speaker 2>into that.

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<v Speaker 3>It is squahoga hoog wow. Yeah, it's something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And it is a seafood though. Yeah you like them?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I like them fine, I'm not like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>can't wait to get a Rhode Island and have a quahog?

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<v Speaker 2>How have I never heard of a quahog.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I love saying that. It's fun, right, Yeah, it feels

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<v Speaker 2>like I've got some sort of I have a difficult

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<v Speaker 2>time saying something wag cohog. Yeah, now I have to

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<v Speaker 2>try that. Maybe that's the final clam.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll try last clam, last clam.

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<v Speaker 2>Oysters similarly, I mean, the nice thing about an oyster

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<v Speaker 2>is it's more of a just a swallowing situation where

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<v Speaker 2>you just kind of throw it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that has like all that you can put

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<v Speaker 3>all the sauce on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just salt a and sauce and slightly slimy.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's a clam requires chewing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got to use teeth for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have any other difficult things to eat in Japan?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Really, I mean mostly everything was so great, and

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<v Speaker 3>you think you're gonna eat sushi the whole time. But

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<v Speaker 3>it's mostly like ramen and udon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, very like comfort foods, very salty, so great, almost

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<v Speaker 2>deeply unhealthy things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes that we find, yes, well we're there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also like Italian food. They have very good Italian food.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't have Italian food.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently, actually I probably should. This is probably not

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<v Speaker 2>an actual fact. This is just someone who's jet lag.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think, like the second most popular food in

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<v Speaker 2>Japan is Italian food. Maybe that is true. That is

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<v Speaker 2>a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, email, send it to the email in sixteen. Send

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<v Speaker 3>it to him.

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<v Speaker 2>You ask any Japanese person, they say number two favorite

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<v Speaker 2>food Italian Italian. No, I had some very good pizza there. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's the end of that.

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<v Speaker 3>And nothing says Italian like pizza. Where were you were

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<v Speaker 3>you in Tokyo?

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<v Speaker 2>We went to Tokyo, Hakone and Kyoto.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh great, the ultimate tourist. True, it's so lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting to be in a country where, at least

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<v Speaker 2>on the surface, everyone seems to care.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think everybody's so nice. And we went with

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<v Speaker 3>our Japanese friend, Junko. Shout out Junko Nakamura. She's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was she spoke Japanese obviously, which is great,

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<v Speaker 3>except then she also would get into conversations with people

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<v Speaker 3>where we selfish jerk Americans would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like could you please involve us or like.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go you know, next thing, and she'd be like

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<v Speaker 3>paying respect and like it's very respectful and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just being a nice person in general.

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<v Speaker 3>It is kind of exhausting. The niceness.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean sometimes you just want someone to be

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<v Speaker 2>to have no time for you, right, just be like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is my job, get out of my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye keep going yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everyone there, like it seemed to everyone cared about

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<v Speaker 2>their job and wanting our experience to be good. And

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<v Speaker 2>this wasn't just like being a tourus. This was like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, at a coffee shop or whatever, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh someone is they care?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's no trash on the street. You're like, what

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<v Speaker 3>is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Getting back to La It's a lot fascinating experience.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like coming back from the woods too, Like if

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<v Speaker 3>you're in the woods and you land in La and

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<v Speaker 3>the drive from lax to You're like, why why do

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<v Speaker 3>I live here? It's so awful?

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<v Speaker 2>It so sorry. My boyfriend while there is like, what

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<v Speaker 2>if we get back and we just don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be I mean, what if this has ruined our life?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's a real possibility when you're in Japan to

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<v Speaker 2>just be like you can experience that the world doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to just be garbage everywhere. Yeah, and people being

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<v Speaker 2>rude to each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Japan will take you.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet yeah, they size wise. I felt very very

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<v Speaker 2>at home.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, towering.

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<v Speaker 2>Even My boyfriend is six two and hit his at

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<v Speaker 2>least once a day, constantly running into door frames or

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<v Speaker 2>of this sort of thing. And I was just buzzing

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<v Speaker 2>through town.

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<v Speaker 3>For you, hitting the counter at just the right height everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>You are so good. I don't feel so small. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>although it feels sometimes, it feels nice to feel small

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<v Speaker 2>here where I can kind of just dart about like

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<v Speaker 2>a hobbit or something that notice me a little else, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a little, Yes, there's nothing. There's nothing wrong with that,

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<v Speaker 2>except for when you're trying to reach a shelf here

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<v Speaker 2>in the United States or some you're shopping and you

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<v Speaker 2>have to like you need a hook to get something down, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>or a footstool.

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<v Speaker 3>I often will be like, excuse me, tall, tall ser

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<v Speaker 3>or you there with the long arms, could you reach

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<v Speaker 3>that yogurt for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly? You don't have to climb the shelves of the

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<v Speaker 2>grocery store.

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<v Speaker 3>That can climbing a shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, climbing a.

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<v Speaker 3>Shelf, climb a shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought a footstool for my house a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>What a feeling. It feels amazing. Yeah, like do not

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<v Speaker 2>have to get up on the count kitchen counter to

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<v Speaker 2>reach something? Now I'm like, oh, this is how everyone

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<v Speaker 2>else feels, where they can just reach reach it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I kind of like to climb up on stuff

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm like, at my age, I can still jump

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<v Speaker 3>down from a counter with a can of beans in

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<v Speaker 3>both hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I just have these horrifying memories of elementary school teachers

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<v Speaker 2>getting up on counters and me sitting there that below

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<v Speaker 2>and me like they're going to fall off, And I

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<v Speaker 2>remember one of them did fall off, and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that could be me. So now I've got my footstool

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm up there. I'm reaching the baking ingredients, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>reaching my cereal with no with no help.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is your kickstarter. Yeah you're type of foot Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>your own footstools.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing different about them from regular footstools.

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<v Speaker 3>There, yours, they're my foot stools.

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<v Speaker 2>There'll be years in development, the backers will never.

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<v Speaker 3>Get their product perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Japan was lovely and that's all I can think

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<v Speaker 2>about all the time. And the trip back, I slept

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<v Speaker 2>for maybe ten minutes. The man next to me had

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<v Speaker 2>a face mask earplugs, a cushion. He slept. He didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even lean his chair back. He slept the entire sitting

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<v Speaker 2>straight up. I was like, is this guy a spy?

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<v Speaker 2>How did he learn to do this? Because I'm leaned

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<v Speaker 2>all the way back, I'm doing everything in my power.

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<v Speaker 2>Could not fall asleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Horrim Melatonin.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't take melatonin. This is actually a long running

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<v Speaker 2>topic on this podcast, which full I can't take melatonin.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't take like benadril to fall asleep. They all

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<v Speaker 2>have the opposite effect on me, and they keep me awake.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt that way about morphine. Have you ever had morphine?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that I've had morphine.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to go into the hospital because I had

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<v Speaker 3>eaten a bad chicken caesar salad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, where can you name the player in Mississippi?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, at a restaurant in Mississippi. And it wasn't that

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<v Speaker 3>everything goes out kind it was the everything stays in.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I got like, I think sepsis. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>but it hurts so much like driving to the hospital

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<v Speaker 3>when we go over a bump. It was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>so when we got to the hospital, I got morphine

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<v Speaker 3>and it made my body feel morphine right, but my

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<v Speaker 3>brain was like I got to solve every problem that's

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<v Speaker 3>ever happened in this world, and I'm going to do

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<v Speaker 3>it right now. And also everyone's making noise shut.

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<v Speaker 2>It was that almost sounds like sleep paralysis or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like not really in control of your body anymore, but

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<v Speaker 2>your brain keeps going, Oh how long did that last hour?

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<v Speaker 3>A few hours?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, Morphine's not for me, but it

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<v Speaker 2>took care of the chicken Caesar.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the morphine didn't, but the four days in the hospital,

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<v Speaker 3>four to five days in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Did have you had a chicken Caesar since?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've had no chicken since.

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<v Speaker 2>How long has it been?

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<v Speaker 3>Almost twenty years?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Did it turn you vegetarian?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Well pascatarian. I still got to be able to

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<v Speaker 3>chew those clams.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you get those clams. Yeah, well you should

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<v Speaker 2>write a yell p review of the restaurant twenty years later.

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<v Speaker 3>I should still reeling from my experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's awful. Yeah, that's really taking.

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<v Speaker 3>It was likely the caesar salad dressing with ra I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Or the lettuce. Lettuce is a secret culprit of a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of food poison.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but more E coli normally right food?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think you're talking to you? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was like, I don't know. Do you know

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<v Speaker 3>everything about E col i?

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<v Speaker 2>Came with such a with such a strong opinion there,

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<v Speaker 2>like I really knew. Yeah, but I've just heard that

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<v Speaker 2>lettuce is often the thing that you don't think about,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, oh, that's what poisoned you because someone

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<v Speaker 2>didn't wash the lettuce.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but this spinach.

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<v Speaker 2>The spinach, your leafy greeneh, essentially will poison you. I

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<v Speaker 2>had a club sandwich a couple of years ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure it was the lettuce that did it.

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<v Speaker 2>What board the mayo? Again, it's there are so many

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<v Speaker 2>things poison the meat.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a and my I was in a sorority

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<v Speaker 3>in college and we had a deli tray that just

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<v Speaker 3>took us all out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh excuse me to be poisoned by a deli tray.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the entire sorority.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some That deli meat must have been left out

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<v Speaker 2>for a while.

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's slimy and grow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's the like little pretty marbling, like an oil

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<v Speaker 3>spill on your turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, now I see this is a deli meat. I

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<v Speaker 2>think is one thing that could turn me vegetarian. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just like the deli meat. What are any of us.

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<v Speaker 3>Just an animal being lied to paper thin?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my apologies to anyone eating anything this entire episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we speak for the animals. Put your sandwich, Do

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<v Speaker 3>you put your sandwich in your leafy greens down?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop eating?

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<v Speaker 3>Stop eating? You just need your food.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be poisoning, poisoning you. Oh, we've got to get

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<v Speaker 2>off this topic. I'm happy to get off this topic.

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<v Speaker 3>What else should we talk about?

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<v Speaker 2>There's something else I don't want to talk about, but

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we should. Look, I was happy to

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<v Speaker 2>have you here today. It was excited to have Mary

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<v Speaker 2>Elizabeth here. But uh, there's a bit. There's a butt here,

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<v Speaker 2>there's an absolute butt here. The podcast is called I

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<v Speaker 2>said no gifts, no gifts, And look, I assume you

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<v Speaker 2>got one email or someone got a phone call, an

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<v Speaker 2>email with the title of the podcast. Hopefully this came

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<v Speaker 2>across your desk at some point. I don't know that

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<v Speaker 2>you paid any attention to it because you come in today.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited to have you here. I thought we'd

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<v Speaker 2>have a nice conversation that nothing would go wrong and

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<v Speaker 2>that we'd move on with our lives. But you came

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<v Speaker 2>in holding what I'm looking at it now, I'm holding

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<v Speaker 2>it now, clearly a gift, this gift for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I I don't take no for an answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, Yeah, very defiant.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, And if I want you to have a gift,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna have it. Also, I'm not good enough. So

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<v Speaker 3>if I bring you at present.

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<v Speaker 2>This is something you're working through with yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>We're really getting into it. Maybe you'll like me. It

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<v Speaker 3>depends on what's inside.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all just trying to earn my respect. Then yes,

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<v Speaker 2>And unfortunately you've failed in a huge way here, damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, but maybe you'll come back once after

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<v Speaker 2>I open it. Maybe there's something in here that will

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<v Speaker 2>finally win my favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, should I open it here on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Are you going to smoke that cigarette while you

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<v Speaker 3>open it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I probably should? I should light up. There's just

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<v Speaker 2>this for the listener that's not watching the video. There

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<v Speaker 2>is just kind of a loose cigarette.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like a menthol.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a I'm trying to think of that's a real cigarette.

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<v Speaker 2>Or a stage cigarette.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course we used it for our fifth anniversary episode.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can't remember if I bought actual cigarettes or

0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:15.800
<v Speaker 2>like smells Herbie. It's probably an HERB cigarette. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>smoked a real cigarette. Cute, isn't that sweet? So I

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<v Speaker 2>have to imagine, are you a current smoker?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I will have an occasional occasional cigarette.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you a smoker for a while?

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<v Speaker 3>I was when I was like in college.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, college kid, so cool? Ultimately a badass?

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<v Speaker 3>I would say, please tell everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind of the word around town about you. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you the ultimate badass.

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<v Speaker 3>Great, that's all I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get that out about me. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's pretty obvious.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get tattoos. Yes, let's go for Okay, do you

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<v Speaker 3>have any tato so many? I'm not trying to prove anything.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>You did drive up on a very loud motor so

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<v Speaker 2>I did?

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<v Speaker 3>I do have my motorcycle license?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>That's exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>It was exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you drive a motorcycle now? No? No? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have to reap it every year?

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<v Speaker 3>I got? I passed my driving test, my motorcycle riding course,

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<v Speaker 3>I passed it. The person was like, let's see you passed,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like I did, Like I should not

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<v Speaker 3>be riding a motorcycle in the streets. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>was going to go take my DMV test and COVID happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and then I got an e bike and then

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<v Speaker 3>I broke Well you can't see it because my tattoo

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<v Speaker 3>is covered by stage makeup from my television show. But

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<v Speaker 3>I broke my arm. I shattered my radius. Oh so

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<v Speaker 3>now I'm scared. Oh my god, it didn't feel good.

0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:58.159
<v Speaker 2>You fell off completely, or you crash into something.

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<v Speaker 3>I've like my the back wheel of my e bike

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<v Speaker 3>hit like dirt, and I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's terrifying. Yeah, I'm glad. That's all it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes see that for me, I'd never get on one again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's just over. I got back on the e bike.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scared. But anyway, let's get touch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get okay, let me open up this gift here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm reaching in. It's a little blue bag, which I

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<v Speaker 2>think is so cute. Now it feels like there's two

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<v Speaker 2>things in here. Is that? Does it matter what order

0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.800
<v Speaker 2>they come out in? Okay? The first thing I'm feeling

0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:38.520
<v Speaker 2>is some sort of card or thin Okay, two different cards. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>whoa you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's true this first Yeah, the first.

0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Card says words to guide and inspire your day. You

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<v Speaker 2>are loved and on the.

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<v Speaker 3>That's from me, though you are loved, just from me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sat inside of it. No, the same one. Okay, Yes,

0:20:55.800 --> 0:20:58.600
<v Speaker 3>you can pop open the little front of the card.

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<v Speaker 2>See you're very care because it feels like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>break this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's almost like an advent calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and that's a message from the universe for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I read it?

0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:10.560
<v Speaker 3>And they're all different. What does yours say?

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<v Speaker 2>You are already as courageous as you need to be? Disagree?

0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:17.639
<v Speaker 2>What if it's time? What if you're ready to.

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<v Speaker 3>Get a tattoo?

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<v Speaker 2>That might be true?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or maybe you don't have to get a tattoo

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<v Speaker 3>because you're already as courageous as you need to be.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a very this to me. If this given

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<v Speaker 2>to the wrong person would have ends up with them

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<v Speaker 2>assassinating somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>Well maybe that's what the universe wants. Maybe that was

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<v Speaker 3>a bad person that would be such an incredible beginning

0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:44.760
<v Speaker 3>of like like John Wick movie, Like he's like, do

0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:47.399
<v Speaker 3>I kill someone? And then he opens this like sweet

0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:49.800
<v Speaker 3>card and he's like, I guess everyone dies?

0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:54.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean may this killing spirit Yeah, it's international killing spury.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good movie. Yeah, it's like, uh, you know

0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Taro gone wrong. Yes, spirituality leads to d d well.

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<v Speaker 2>I really like that, and I think we should all

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<v Speaker 2>take that into account. What if it's time, what if

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<v Speaker 2>you're ready, yeah to go on your international killing spree. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope this doesn't now. I hope the podcast. Now,

0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:23.359
<v Speaker 2>that's another movie where a podcast inspires somebody to god.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're about to take it on the road. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you have so much power? You have to really, you

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<v Speaker 3>got to check yourself. It's a good thing you have

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<v Speaker 3>a nice team around you, because you're out of control.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm absolutely out of control. I'm pushing too many boundaries. Agreed,

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<v Speaker 2>it's unbelievable. Okay. So I've got this beautiful little card.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you buy these? Like by the package? How do

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<v Speaker 2>you get this thing? It's almost like a Valentine. I

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<v Speaker 2>really like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Say that it's from a large shipping conglomerate that may

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<v Speaker 3>or may not be ruining our the Earth, our planet.

0:22:57.480 --> 0:22:59.800
<v Speaker 3>But maybe you can get them from a small local store.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it seems like something that you could buy locally. Yeah,

0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:07.240
<v Speaker 2>buy your Tarot gift card from the universe at your

0:23:07.320 --> 0:23:12.440
<v Speaker 2>local Crystal store rather than your giant company.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Amazon, we all know what we're we're saying it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, We're all guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all guilty, and that's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>What it is. It just is what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what we're feeling bad about it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're feeling as long as you feel bad about yourself

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<v Speaker 2>and everything you do all the time, do whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever you want. You're courageous enough that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a good thing in one of these cards. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And now I've also got an Aroma Coffee and Tea

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<v Speaker 2>company gift card.

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<v Speaker 3>I did hear you say how much you like gift cards.

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<v Speaker 2>I love gift cards and they're also paralyzing for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, great, I've had that one for two to three years.

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<v Speaker 2>This lines up with the way I treat gift cards.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard on your podcast, and so I've passed it

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<v Speaker 3>on to you. Which is also sort of like a

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<v Speaker 3>horror film, like, Yeah, this is what is that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, it follows.

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<v Speaker 3>So now I've put the disease in you, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>yours until you pass it along to someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Gift follows.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's also a great coffee shot.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard good things about this place. I have a

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<v Speaker 2>friend who goes here to write.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so maybe you can pass it on to them,

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<v Speaker 3>but then.

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<v Speaker 2>She'll use it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boring, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the company is probably maybe these are like they're

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<v Speaker 2>counting on this twenty five dollars or whatever to like

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<v Speaker 2>to keep them afloat. They're like, if someone spends this card,

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<v Speaker 2>where you go out of business.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Amazon takes over Amazon finally bias, so see that

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<v Speaker 3>cancels the other one out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh very interesting. Yeah, this balances the universe.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's almost like I haven't given you anything at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Net neutral Yeah, just absolutely zero here, Yeah, which I like,

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<v Speaker 2>but you asked for. The thing is is if I

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<v Speaker 2>spend this, this could spend send the world into a

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<v Speaker 2>spiral that we may never recover from again.

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<v Speaker 3>You have ultimate power.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what's the movie with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan,

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<v Speaker 2>the Bookstore movie Emailing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you got Mail?

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<v Speaker 2>You got Mail? This is kind of a You've Got

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<v Speaker 2>Mail where the big company's trying to buy Is that

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<v Speaker 2>what happens? And he's trying to buy out this small

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<v Speaker 2>I brought you here today on your expert opinion. How

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<v Speaker 2>about you've got mailed?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you asked the wrong person.

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<v Speaker 2>Neither of us has seen this movie, not in a

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<v Speaker 2>long time. I've never seen it. But I got the

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<v Speaker 2>general idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, m h, there's there's email.

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<v Speaker 2>There's email and books and buying.

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<v Speaker 3>And romance and romance, comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>And comedy and a little bit of heart.

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<v Speaker 3>So much heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I've got this gift card and you've kept

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<v Speaker 2>it for three years, I think, So what's your When

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<v Speaker 2>someone gives you a gift card? Is that generally how

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<v Speaker 2>it goes? We're like, well, I just can't yeah, forget

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<v Speaker 2>about it, and we'll spend it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I think that it got given to me by

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<v Speaker 3>the PTA of my son's school. Okay, volunteering. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 3>which is very nice. But then he graduated from that campus.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, so I never go there to that oh right.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you'd have to be in the neighborhood, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it would also have to be in your wallet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it would have to be in my wallet.

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<v Speaker 2>And how many gift cards can have one person have

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<v Speaker 2>in their wallet. You can't have it for every area.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the simple I get, like the Gelson's, our local

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<v Speaker 3>grocery store, sens is like a five dollars off coupon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, five dollars off. At Gelson's, you're still I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>At the strawberries that are only fifteen ninety nine and

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<v Speaker 3>rotten mostly Girlson's.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get me started.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I'm also I'm I hope you hear this. Glsons.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to get something happening with your produce. It

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<v Speaker 3>is not not fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my take on Gelson's. It is Ralph's. But

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<v Speaker 2>the only thing that's different is the pricing. Yeah. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not like you know, you'll go to I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Whole Foods or whatever and you're like, oh, I can

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<v Speaker 2>notice a difference here. Yes, as you go to a Gelson's,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, this is literally the same stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no different brands. It's not like going to Trader

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<v Speaker 3>Joe's where you're like, oh, this Trader Joe's brand thing

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<v Speaker 3>of things that I can't get anywhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's just literally the grocery store pricing timestand but

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 2>it's so close to my home. I think that's where

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<v Speaker 2>they really get you. They've got the proximity, and they've got,

0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:20.399
<v Speaker 2>for whatever reason, a wine bar.

0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:23.480
<v Speaker 3>And they have a wine bar for whatever reason. For

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<v Speaker 3>your grocery store wine bar time leads.

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<v Speaker 2>When you spend nine dollars on a gallon of milk,

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<v Speaker 2>you need a drink.

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:32.680
<v Speaker 3>That's true. That's I got to get drunk to shop there.

0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's just stumbling through the store behind their grocery car. Yes,

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 2>how did we get to Gelson's pricing? Let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know your jet lag. I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I need a little bit more coffee here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take a coffee break too. I'm excited for you

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<v Speaker 3>to open. What else is in your back?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to get back into here because there's

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<v Speaker 2>almost feels like there's a If I had to guess

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<v Speaker 2>right now, I'd be like, this is an action figure.

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<v Speaker 2>But we'll see what it is. See, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>it kind of is.

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<v Speaker 3>It kind of is and it matches your shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that a unicorn. Look how beautiful that look.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like you almost exactly the color of my shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did this come.

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<v Speaker 3>From well, okay, sweet unicorns are just my favorite and

0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:20.879
<v Speaker 3>I just love them, and so I have them. I

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<v Speaker 3>have like I have like a box of gift things

0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:27.399
<v Speaker 3>where like if it's like a birthday or someone's special

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.119
<v Speaker 3>occasion or something, and then I wrap them a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll wrap like a little unicorn or a little like

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<v Speaker 3>rainbow catcher, like light catcher on the outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you getting your unicorns?

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<v Speaker 3>A small local store?

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<v Speaker 2>Your local unicorns?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's not Amazon.

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Do you have like a box of unicorns? I do?

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<v Speaker 3>I have unicorn bulk.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. That's whimsical. Thank you, very whimsical. Have you been

0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 2>a unicorn person your whole life? Yes? Okay, I like

0:28:58.640 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 2>the confidence there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I love a unicorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did it begin?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably Shira?

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense.

0:29:04.760 --> 0:29:06.000
<v Speaker 3>She had a pegasus?

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<v Speaker 2>Did she ride it?

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 3>She wrote a pegasus and that also been a unicorn.

0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Pegasus is a unicorn with wings as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct doesn't necessarily have a horn. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>hers did wings.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, do you remember did you ever watch Oh Fantasia

0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:24.600
<v Speaker 3>by Disney?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course the original? Yes, there were like a

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:32.720
<v Speaker 3>bunch of pegasus and that Pegasi Pegasi of course, thank you,

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<v Speaker 3>and unicorns, and I just love magic, magical fairies.

0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I unicorns within the world of fantasy. I think

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 2>you're just kind of of course. I love a horse

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 2>with a horn that can fly and do these magical things.

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:50.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you don't see as many unicorns in

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 2>popular media anymore. Yeah, it feels like even in fantasy movies,

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 2>they're not putting them in. I think that's the one thing,

0:29:56.880 --> 0:29:57.600
<v Speaker 2>except for there's that.

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<v Speaker 3>New movie, new unicorn movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, isn't there like a movie about unicorns or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Movie?

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're doing a twenty four movie. What does that call?

0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:07.959
<v Speaker 2>It's not the last Unicorn? That's another thing.

0:30:08.400 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 3>Is it like, no, I hit a unicorn with my car.

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:15.480
<v Speaker 3>I feel like the killing of a sigt unicorn. Then

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:19.800
<v Speaker 3>you just couldn't handle our You are so ready top

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 3>for that. That's why we blocked out the death part.

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 2>They hit it with a car. I don't know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you did last summer basically, So the unicorn,

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<v Speaker 2>the car, it's a movieing Merlin is trying to track

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<v Speaker 2>you down or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see. My little pony is not unicorns. That's just pos.

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 3>They have some unicorns. I guess this is and also

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 3>Rainbow Bright. I think there was a unicorn and that

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 3>one in that Yeah.

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 2>That makes sense.

0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:52.280
<v Speaker 3>It was the very eighties totally.

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:55.600
<v Speaker 2>But it doesn't feel like there's that unicorn. You know,

0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 2>there's not like one famous is there? Who's our most

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 2>famous unicorn? Is the big question?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is our most famous unicorn?

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:31:04.360 --> 0:31:08.959
<v Speaker 3>Like a Mickey Mouse kind of a unicorn? Right, there's space.

0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 3>We found a gap in the market.

0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:14.400
<v Speaker 2>We need a unicorn with a name. Yeah, is there

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 2>a single name unicorn? That's the big question. God, God

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 2>is a unicorn?

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 3>God is a unicorn? I believe it.

0:31:23.840 --> 0:31:27.479
<v Speaker 2>There's that that book, that children's book, The Last Unicorn.

0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:30.800
<v Speaker 2>But I don't even know if that that became a movie. Correct.

0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:32.520
<v Speaker 3>That movie was intense.

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 2>But look at us, we can't remember that unicorn's name.

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:38.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm disappointed in myself.

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm you came here, you came in pretty hot.

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Unicorn wise, you can't name a single unicorn?

0:31:44.080 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, I can name all of them. That's the thing.

0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 3>They all get mixed together.

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<v Speaker 2>There are plenty of famous horses.

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, National Velvet thought it's name.

0:31:58.400 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 2>National.

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 3>That's a famous horse movie, isn't it? With Liz Liz

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 3>of White Diamonds fame going. She was famous, She was

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 3>friends with Michael Jackson. She had a perfume called White Diamonds.

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Liz Taylor. Sure, she's in a movie about a horse

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 2>named National Velvet.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>So does she ride National Velvet?

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:24.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Horse names are psycho when we get like real horse

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 2>names like that, it's like who when you name a

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:33.880
<v Speaker 2>horse and you do that sort of naming, you are

0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:37.600
<v Speaker 2>revealing something very weird about yourself. I like it.

0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 3>I like, I want to shirre that says horse names

0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:40.520
<v Speaker 3>are psycho.

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 5>It's worse than you even thought because the National Velot

0:32:44.800 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 5>was the name of the film. But the horse is

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 5>the Pie, the original horse, Pie Pie.

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 2>The Pie. And now that's kind of a stupid name.

0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 3>The Pi E P I E the Pie.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish it was the private investigator.

0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:01.280
<v Speaker 3>Private investigator, What are you going to do? I'm going

0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 3>to ride that pie. I'm going to ride that pie.

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 2>The pie. The horse is called the pie, the pie.

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 2>So when you're talking to it, you have to say, hello,

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 2>the pie.

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:13.280
<v Speaker 3>Drop it, the pie?

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 4>Drop it?

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Do you say that to a horse?

0:33:17.280 --> 0:33:19.720
<v Speaker 2>I think your horses constantly have things in their mouth.

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:22.040
<v Speaker 3>Ye, leave it.

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:26.680
<v Speaker 2>It's chewing up a big piece of bone or whatever,

0:33:27.120 --> 0:33:30.600
<v Speaker 2>just like drop the bone, the pie, the pie, the pie.

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:33.200
<v Speaker 2>But national velvet, God knows what that even means. Then

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:36.680
<v Speaker 2>what does national velvet refer to? Does Liz Taylor play

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:37.719
<v Speaker 2>national velvet?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Is velvet the fabric of the ribbon

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 3>that you win?

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<v Speaker 2>You get the national velvet? Yeah, the pie gets the

0:33:46.280 --> 0:33:47.040
<v Speaker 2>national velvet.

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 3>Everyone wants these twelve yards of fabric.

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Wow, national velvet.

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 3>I really don't know.

0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Wow. The fact that you were able to pull that

0:33:57.600 --> 0:33:58.800
<v Speaker 2>film is.

0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 3>But not the Taylor who knows a brain is a

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 3>brand is a weird.

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:10.760
<v Speaker 2>As far as celebrity names goes mine is the most broken.

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I cannot name a celebrity. The fact that I was

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 2>able to pull up Elizabeth Taylor was I think I

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:16.880
<v Speaker 2>deserve a lot of.

0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:20.280
<v Speaker 3>Credit because I can't name on your emails.

0:34:20.920 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Everyone, Yes, your ribbons, your National velvet vels. I deserve it.

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:28.799
<v Speaker 2>I can't name my favorite celebrities. I have a very

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:30.799
<v Speaker 2>hard time with that, really, And I brought this up

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:32.799
<v Speaker 2>to my boyfriend. I was like, maybe there's something wrong

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 2>with me mentally, or maybe my brain is breaking. Down,

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.759
<v Speaker 2>and he just brushed it off. So if something goes wrong,

0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 2>it's his fault, okay, because I've warned him, Yes, and

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:45.720
<v Speaker 2>I've also warned you, and I warned all of our listeners.

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:47.160
<v Speaker 3>Now it's all of our faults.

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's responsible but me. Okay, unicorns, unicorns, and we named

0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:55.000
<v Speaker 2>what we didn't name a single horse after me saying

0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 2>they were famous horses. You said National Velvet, We learned

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 2>the pie. There's ed your seabiscuit.

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:04.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a pretty famous horse.

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 2>M And that's the end of my list, I guess.

0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:10.399
<v Speaker 2>But again, two more than a unicorn, I would say. Yeah.

0:35:11.160 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 2>And then there's the movie about the unicorn getting hit

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:13.359
<v Speaker 2>by a car.

0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a movie called a Unicorn Store.

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:17.560
<v Speaker 2>What's that?

0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:22.719
<v Speaker 3>I think that Bree Larsen directed it.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh so it's new, No, it's well is compared to Velvet? Yeah,

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 2>newer than that Unicorn Store. Yeah, do you know what

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:36.719
<v Speaker 2>that's about. I don't know why I'm asking you.

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:39.800
<v Speaker 3>You know what, it's about a lot of movie. I

0:35:39.840 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 3>have a lot of movies to watch.

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:41.759
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:43.400
<v Speaker 3>I got to get back to you.

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll check in with you periodically. Be able to

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:49.920
<v Speaker 2>see National Velvet did you see unicorns?

0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:52.160
<v Speaker 3>It can be a new section of your podcast where

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 3>you just call me and ask me if I've seen

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 3>the movies that you want to know about.

0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:59.400
<v Speaker 2>It'll be years. You'll never watch any of them, but

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 2>we'll keep calling, calling and calling.

0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I probably won't. I don't think i'll watch those.

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I have a hard time. You know, I'll put movies

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:09.560
<v Speaker 2>on a list and I never get to the list. Yeah,

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:11.279
<v Speaker 2>this is something I do. I'm going to reveal a

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 2>secret about myself. When someone recommends something to me. If

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I say I'll put that on my list.

0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:16.359
<v Speaker 3>You mean fuck off.

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:21.759
<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely, it's like it's not happening. It's just not Yeah,

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 2>it will have to be purely by mistake that I

0:36:24.120 --> 0:36:27.120
<v Speaker 2>watch your recommendation. You know I don't, and I don't

0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:27.759
<v Speaker 2>know why that is.

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 3>What do you gravitate toward, Like if you were to sit.

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:35.879
<v Speaker 2>Down, just whatever is immediately in front of me, Oh, okay,

0:36:37.360 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 2>or that's valid. I think this might be Tell me

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.520
<v Speaker 2>if this is true. I think most people have a

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:46.719
<v Speaker 2>hard time actually taking a recommendation. I feel like when

0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I recommend something, I don't trust that anyone's ever gonna

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:52.440
<v Speaker 2>actually even with I think the closest you'll come is this.

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:55.359
<v Speaker 2>If it's a song, someone might listen to a three

0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:57.880
<v Speaker 2>minute thing, do you recommend? But and then I think

0:36:57.880 --> 0:37:00.880
<v Speaker 2>there are categories. It's like maybe a song mm hm,

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:08.759
<v Speaker 2>potentially a YouTube video okay, next level TV episode of

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 2>a TV show, okay, what would be the next movie?

0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:16.799
<v Speaker 2>And then book book is probably the last thing someone's.

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Gonna Actually, a restaurant are we only talking?

0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:22.200
<v Speaker 2>Restaurant is number one? Okay? Maybe even before a song.

0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't you say that.

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:24.360
<v Speaker 3>You'll try a restaurant?

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:37:24.960 --> 0:37:26.440
<v Speaker 3>But does it depend on where it is?

0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Location is important? Yeah, if it's a restaurant within ten minutes. Yeah,

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:34.319
<v Speaker 2>people probably.

0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:36.839
<v Speaker 3>Are like in Japan, like if I was like, oh,

0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 3>you're going to try this?

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, although I had probably nine people send me

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:43.160
<v Speaker 2>lists of things to do in Japan, I probably took

0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:45.320
<v Speaker 2>one recommendation.

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:49.439
<v Speaker 3>Right, which is something one on a nine ain't bad.

0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 2>But you like, if I were to say, oh, you

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 2>have to hear the song, would you actually listen to it?

0:37:55.080 --> 0:37:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Probably?

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay? And I think you would have to have it

0:37:58.239 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 2>be sent to you.

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:05.759
<v Speaker 3>I will, I will. I like I like a reason

0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:07.000
<v Speaker 3>to judge someone.

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 2>So that's a great Yeah, wait to think about this,

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 2>if I could reframe it in my mind as I

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:15.160
<v Speaker 2>get to judge them, I'll.

0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:17.439
<v Speaker 3>Get to judge you and decide if your taste is good,

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 3>if you're worth being a person or not. But I

0:38:22.719 --> 0:38:25.480
<v Speaker 3>think like, as you know, if people recommend things and

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 3>you try them, and then if you're like, Okay, my

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:30.120
<v Speaker 3>taste kind of aligns with this person's taste, you.

0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Know, right, I think that's the way to go, where

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:35.960
<v Speaker 2>it's like the song is a nice little teaser, and

0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:38.120
<v Speaker 2>if that works for you, you can start asking this

0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:39.320
<v Speaker 2>person for more things.

0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, do you send like like videos to friends on Instagram?

0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm so careful. I'm maybe more careful than I need

0:38:48.520 --> 0:38:52.080
<v Speaker 2>to be, uh, because I maybe it's because I'm so

0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 2>annoyed by people sending me things. I'm like, this has

0:38:55.239 --> 0:38:57.880
<v Speaker 2>to be perfect for me to send it to somebody.

0:38:58.520 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 2>And then maybe it's the pressure I'm putting myself. But

0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 2>it's very rare that I'll send somebody a video maybe

0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:08.040
<v Speaker 2>like you know, like on Instagram, there will be like

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:12.120
<v Speaker 2>a reductrous me or ClickHole thing that you have to

0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:16.360
<v Speaker 2>read seven words. I might send that okay video. I

0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 2>have to be really sure of myself. What about you

0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 2>do you?

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 3>I think yeah, Like different groups of people have become

0:39:23.560 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 3>like different things, Like I have two friends in a

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:30.160
<v Speaker 3>group chat called pop Parade where we just send like pop.

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Puppy that's great to each other or yes, yeah.

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 3>And that's nice. And if I have another group of

0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:38.320
<v Speaker 3>friends like my closest friends, and if someone sends me

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:40.239
<v Speaker 3>a video that I'm not into, I will be like,

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm not into this video.

0:39:42.200 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 2>You're that honest?

0:39:43.280 --> 0:39:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because like, let's curate this. Don't be sending me

0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 3>more of this. I'm not I don't care for it.

0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:52.120
<v Speaker 3>And I hope that the same thing will be said

0:39:52.160 --> 0:39:54.760
<v Speaker 3>to me, like no, thank you to this one, like okay, okay,

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 3>your taste is not going in that direction.

0:39:57.320 --> 0:40:00.080
<v Speaker 2>That is so healthy, That is such a healthy the

0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 2>behavior because that is the opposite of me, where I

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:07.160
<v Speaker 2>will no matter what anybody sends me, I will not

0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:09.640
<v Speaker 2>express my unless I really I'll tell someone if I

0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:13.440
<v Speaker 2>really love it, but I'll never say I don't love something, which.

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 3>You'll just never speak to them again. I slowly left

0:40:17.640 --> 0:40:20.200
<v Speaker 3>that friendship trouble into the sea.

0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:23.239
<v Speaker 2>No. I'm on a text thread with two other friends

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:24.880
<v Speaker 2>and we send each other music all the time, and

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:28.120
<v Speaker 2>two of us I think we're brought up in houses

0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:32.719
<v Speaker 2>that never wanted to keep things as that everything's fine

0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 2>as possible. And the other person was a house wherever

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:37.600
<v Speaker 2>everyone was honest with each other. And he'll constantly be like,

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't like this, I don't like this, and I

0:40:38.880 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 2>think my other friend and I will be.

0:40:40.400 --> 0:40:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Like, oh that hurts it though, Yeah, that means you

0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:42.880
<v Speaker 3>don't like me.

0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's reflection of my being my good as a person. Yeah,

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 2>but he's just being honest, which is totally fine. I'm

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:52.920
<v Speaker 2>slowly learning that that's an okay thing to do.

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 3>I think it comes with age, right, I hope so

0:40:56.440 --> 0:40:58.920
<v Speaker 3>I think so where it's like, oh, they are actually

0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 3>like a ton of different ways to do things, and

0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 3>if someone does it differently than me, maybe that doesn't

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:05.799
<v Speaker 3>mean I'm a piece of shit.

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Right. And I didn't create this, Yeah, I sent a link.

0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just opened this clam. I didn't make this

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 3>clam exactly.

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:17.839
<v Speaker 2>But I'm just people are sending me everything all the time,

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:20.440
<v Speaker 2>willy nilly because they don't know what I care about.

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 2>I guess, yeah, but then I complain about everything else,

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:26.040
<v Speaker 2>so I don't know what's wrong with me ultimately, well

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 2>more start here to find out right today we get

0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 2>the answers about my personality. Yeah, no, I could do

0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 2>a little more curating as far as just telling people,

0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 2>oh no, stop sending me this. Maybe I don't have

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:41.759
<v Speaker 2>to be that harsh.

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 3>It's a no for me dog. Maybe just make it funny.

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but see, I feel like I'll overcorrect and then

0:41:50.320 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 2>just be rude.

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:55.279
<v Speaker 3>Well, if they're your real friends, they listen to your

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 3>podcast and now they know so.

0:41:57.719 --> 0:42:02.120
<v Speaker 2>I have zero friends. I wonder if I often wonder

0:42:02.280 --> 0:42:05.160
<v Speaker 2>if any of my real friends listen to my podcast.

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 2>If you're a real friend for each other.

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 3>Out send him an email. I have one of my

0:42:11.480 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 3>very dear friends with my closest friends, Elizabeth lame Haw's

0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:19.640
<v Speaker 3>a podcast called Nobody's Listening Right, and it's just her

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.120
<v Speaker 3>and her husband Andy talking. And I have a hard

0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:25.400
<v Speaker 3>time listening to it because you know the person if

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:27.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm friends with her, like, just tell me if you

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:29.840
<v Speaker 3>want me to know otherwise, Like, I don't know.

0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Right, I feel like, yeah, I wouldn't blame anyone in

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:35.759
<v Speaker 2>my immediate life if they well except for.

0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 3>My well, whatever, who are we blaming?

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:42.120
<v Speaker 2>There are a couple of people like you could be

0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:45.600
<v Speaker 2>listening to this, yeah, but my friends are like I

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:48.719
<v Speaker 2>would never expect them to listen, Like we are in

0:42:48.800 --> 0:42:52.560
<v Speaker 2>constant communication with each other. Yeah, and why wouldn't I

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:54.840
<v Speaker 2>just tell you? And also it feels almost.

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:57.040
<v Speaker 3>Nosy, Yeah, my business.

0:42:57.920 --> 0:43:00.960
<v Speaker 2>I could be talking about you. Yeah, I could be

0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 2>complaining about you to the rest of the time.

0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 3>I am stop sending me your shitty music.

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I uh so, I can't. I mentioned too many

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:13.400
<v Speaker 2>of my actual friends listen to the podcast.

0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 3>When my mom my mom will be like I listen

0:43:15.800 --> 0:43:17.960
<v Speaker 3>to your podcast, I'm like, don't that's not for you.

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:20.520
<v Speaker 2>That feels invasive, right, yes.

0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 3>Like she'll comment on my Instagram, Oh that's very sweet.

0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:24.640
<v Speaker 2>It is.

0:43:24.880 --> 0:43:27.480
<v Speaker 3>It's sweet, but it's also like, get out of my business.

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:31.920
<v Speaker 3>But also, I'm you're making everyone else's costs of thousands

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:34.840
<v Speaker 3>of people, I'm making it everyone's business.

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Is that something you had to get comfortable with, like

0:43:37.600 --> 0:43:41.439
<v Speaker 2>as a public person, like your family knowing, Like, sure,

0:43:41.600 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 2>that's something I had to as well. Yeah, Oh, I

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:46.840
<v Speaker 2>guess they just have access to this. Yeah, you just

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:47.759
<v Speaker 2>have to be okay with that.

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:50.080
<v Speaker 3>And isn't that funny? Why do we feel like so prete,

0:43:50.280 --> 0:43:53.400
<v Speaker 3>Like we're like, yeah, any like Tom Dick or Harry Right, fine,

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 3>but like I don't my mom.

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:58.440
<v Speaker 2>To know God, Mom, yeah she can't know this.

0:43:58.880 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 3>No, like when you were have you ever smoked?

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:01.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like.

0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Camp also my child, but if you ever hear?

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:13.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. The next level, totally next level is

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 2>that how old your kid can?

0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 3>I ask thirteen?

0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:17.879
<v Speaker 2>Is this something you have to talk to your kids

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:19.200
<v Speaker 2>about now? Like don't smoke?

0:44:20.400 --> 0:44:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Eah? Not totally yet for him, but like vaping is

0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 3>a big conversation because there's also like billboards everywhere.

0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Right of course? Yeah, and what is that conversation with

0:44:31.520 --> 0:44:33.919
<v Speaker 2>a teenager at this point? I feel like my parents

0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 2>never really talked to me about that, Like elementary school,

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 2>they kind of just like hammered at home, like don't smoke. Yeah,

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:41.719
<v Speaker 2>my parents didn't smoke, so I don't know. I never

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:44.640
<v Speaker 2>felt like a conversation. But do you feel like there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of pressure for your kid not to smoke? No? Okay,

0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:44:48.760 --> 0:44:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Feel like kids smoke as much as they do, but

0:44:52.440 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 3>I guess four kids from his school just got suspended

0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:57.880
<v Speaker 3>for vaping at school.

0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 2>So age smoking it's like very.

0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:04.279
<v Speaker 3>Fun, It's vaping though, now, so I think you can

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:06.240
<v Speaker 3>just kind of like it's not like having.

0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:09.279
<v Speaker 2>A cingarette right right, You just go into the and you.

0:45:09.400 --> 0:45:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Just feel like like people do it inside.

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Like completely completely, but probably do it on airplanes. Probably interesting. Yeah,

0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:21.239
<v Speaker 2>so the kids got in trouble. I wonder how they

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 2>got caught. I don't know.

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Kids are stupid. Sorry, kids, you're listening.

0:45:28.440 --> 0:45:29.720
<v Speaker 2>When was the first time you smoked?

0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Fifteen?

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Was it a peer pressure situation or were you

0:45:34.960 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 2>the person?

0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:37.399
<v Speaker 3>I think I was probably trying to just be cool.

0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:40.640
<v Speaker 3>As we've established, I have a deep.

0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Deep, desperate, clawing, deep.

0:45:42.880 --> 0:45:46.520
<v Speaker 3>Hole inside me that needs to be filled with people

0:45:46.600 --> 0:45:47.359
<v Speaker 3>thinking I'm cool.

0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 2>I mean, well, let me speaking of cool, you're trying

0:45:52.840 --> 0:45:56.200
<v Speaker 2>to fit in constantly obviously bringing something to the podcast

0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:57.640
<v Speaker 2>with the skiff, there's still other things.

0:45:57.760 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 3>There's two more things in there. I just did a

0:45:59.560 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 3>teenage any grab bag?

0:46:00.800 --> 0:46:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The next thing feels almost like a piece of taffy.

0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Let's let's see if I'm good at ooh what Actually

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:08.560
<v Speaker 2>it is a candy but it's not taffy.

0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 3>What is It's the best caramel you've ever had?

0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Should I eat it now? Is that gonna be gross

0:46:13.400 --> 0:46:13.960
<v Speaker 2>on Mic.

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, are you brave enough? It is your

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I can fill I can feel to. This is me

0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:21.440
<v Speaker 3>just trying to feel to.

0:46:21.800 --> 0:46:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Can you sing? Yes?

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is my podcast.

0:46:24.080 --> 0:46:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Now, okay, I'm gonna try this. Now, let's see. This

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 2>might take a while for me to eat caramel? Is

0:46:29.880 --> 0:46:30.160
<v Speaker 2>you know what?

0:46:30.320 --> 0:46:33.439
<v Speaker 3>It's not so bad, It's not the stickiest time, it's

0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:38.560
<v Speaker 3>I got it when I was in Yucca Valley this weekend. Okay,

0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:41.920
<v Speaker 3>at Mojave, at a small local store.

0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:44.000
<v Speaker 2>M eat half of it some case.

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:46.759
<v Speaker 3>But can you do you like it? Do you like

0:46:46.840 --> 0:46:50.520
<v Speaker 3>a caramel? Isn't it so salty in the best way?

0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 2>That's incredible. It's so buttery.

0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:55.560
<v Speaker 3>I got it Mojave Mercantile, I think is what it's

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:59.240
<v Speaker 3>called in Yucca Valley. But it's a le bon arson

0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:02.280
<v Speaker 3>I think it said on the box.

0:47:02.560 --> 0:47:05.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's fantastic. Right where do they make this? Is

0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:06.240
<v Speaker 2>it French?

0:47:06.840 --> 0:47:09.560
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like I don't know. I did no research.

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:12.839
<v Speaker 3>I pulled it out of a box of many of them. Oh,

0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry I didn't bring enough for everyone. I thought

0:47:16.680 --> 0:47:18.600
<v Speaker 3>about it. I feel bad that I didn't bring enough

0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:19.160
<v Speaker 3>for the class.

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:22.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I hate that I'm rushing through it.

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:25.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're gonna have to drive to Yuccavelley to get

0:47:25.560 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 3>some more of those sweet sweet salty.

0:47:28.200 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 2>It's so salty, it's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, that's what Almost

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 2>every candy I need now is almost not to be

0:47:34.239 --> 0:47:34.759
<v Speaker 2>sweet at all.

0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:35.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 2>I just want it to be salt and barely sweet.

0:47:37.680 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Like licking a clam.

0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:44.200
<v Speaker 2>If only this was thicker, colder, and slimier, I would

0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:44.640
<v Speaker 2>have loved it.

0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 3>But I did give you that same staring at you,

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 3>an expectation while you were eating it.

0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Suddenly I'm gagging.

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:54.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm like, oh, swallow it, swallow it.

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 2>That's so good. Why were you in Yucca Valley Because.

0:47:57.800 --> 0:48:01.239
<v Speaker 3>My friend is in a band called Hardcouartet all fantastic

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:02.440
<v Speaker 3>and they're touring right now.

0:48:02.760 --> 0:48:04.719
<v Speaker 2>They're a recent kind of super group.

0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're incredible. Oh my friend Emma Kelly is in it.

0:48:08.520 --> 0:48:11.880
<v Speaker 3>That's great, amazing and yeah, so I just got to

0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:13.680
<v Speaker 3>go see like my nineties.

0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 2>That's so cool. It's Stephen Malchelmus.

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:21.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who are the is Matt Sweeney right? Jim White's

0:48:21.880 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 3>the drummer, yes from Dirty Three, and then Emmett Kelly.

0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so cool.

0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:27.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, they're so good.

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:29.359
<v Speaker 2>I imagine this is their first tour or something.

0:48:29.400 --> 0:48:31.879
<v Speaker 3>First tour. Okay, so I saw the very first show.

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:34.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure everyone was thrilled about it.

0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 3>It was amazing.

0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's really cool.

0:48:36.239 --> 0:48:37.040
<v Speaker 3>You mean me being there?

0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:40.319
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Of course, who gets a sh about the band? Yeah?

0:48:41.120 --> 0:48:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Everyone was thrill.

0:48:42.560 --> 0:48:43.760
<v Speaker 2>Did you see who's in the audience?

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yes, because she wouldn't stop crying.

0:48:50.880 --> 0:48:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Are you a big music person into that? I am?

0:48:53.440 --> 0:48:55.759
<v Speaker 3>I like to see live music, okay, okay?

0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:56.000
<v Speaker 5>Do you?

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I love it? I love it and I hate it.

0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Concerts are a complicated experience for me, and I complain

0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:05.840
<v Speaker 2>about them often, even shows I really love. I have

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:07.839
<v Speaker 2>a hard time. And I've said this before, and it's

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:09.600
<v Speaker 2>often because I'll go to a concert and I'll be

0:49:09.719 --> 0:49:11.880
<v Speaker 2>like I'll be looking around at everyone in the audience

0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:14.960
<v Speaker 2>and be like, oh, I'm like these people. Do you

0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:15.520
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean?

0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:16.040
<v Speaker 3>Sure?

0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:18.200
<v Speaker 2>It's just like to me, a concert feels like I'm

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:22.000
<v Speaker 2>a mirror that can push you around. You're like you're

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:24.320
<v Speaker 2>getting knocked back and forth by people who are like you,

0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:26.000
<v Speaker 2>and you're realizing, oh I hate me.

0:49:26.239 --> 0:49:29.560
<v Speaker 3>Sure, I hear you? I do feel like I was

0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:33.839
<v Speaker 3>watching myself being proud of myself, thinking that I wasn't

0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 3>worried about people what people were thinking about me.

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 2>During the grace, and you weren't drunk.

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:40.480
<v Speaker 3>I was. I don't drink.

0:49:40.600 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh amazing. Yeah, so well that's a big moment for

0:49:45.120 --> 0:49:46.680
<v Speaker 2>you just as a person to be like.

0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:49.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm so proud of me for not thinking about myself constantly.

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:55.520
<v Speaker 3>Right now, I could just enjoy this experience. It's just

0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 3>about watching your thoughts, right Yeah. I suppose they come

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 3>in and there fuck bananas.

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:03.000
<v Speaker 2>They're almost all imagined.

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:05.200
<v Speaker 3>And to be like, I'm not going to attach to you.

0:50:05.440 --> 0:50:08.279
<v Speaker 2>Just keep going, keep moving, keep keep moving. How often

0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:09.279
<v Speaker 2>are you going to a live show?

0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:15.359
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess it depends on, like if it's

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:18.480
<v Speaker 3>concert season kind of, but I would say at least

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:19.040
<v Speaker 3>once a month.

0:50:19.239 --> 0:50:19.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's great.

0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I saw Shannon and the Clams.

0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh fantastic band, Clams.

0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:26.880
<v Speaker 3>And Clams, the best kind of Clams.

0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:28.760
<v Speaker 2>She's an amazing singer, what a voice.

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:31.360
<v Speaker 3>I love her very much. She's a wonderful person.

0:50:31.520 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh good, that's nice.

0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:36.359
<v Speaker 3>She's amazing. Okay, And they were playing at Tippatinas when

0:50:36.400 --> 0:50:37.240
<v Speaker 3>I was in New Orleans.

0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh cool. Yeah, so just by chance you got to

0:50:40.760 --> 0:50:41.120
<v Speaker 2>see them?

0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:43.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just happened to be there at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a like an all time favorite concert?

0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:46.439
<v Speaker 5>Ah?

0:50:46.600 --> 0:50:50.319
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I think Neutral mal Hotel. Oh my god, also

0:50:50.400 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 3>in New Orleans.

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Wow? When was that?

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.440
<v Speaker 3>Maybe like ten years ago?

0:50:54.640 --> 0:50:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's really cool. That's a rare thing.

0:50:57.040 --> 0:50:58.759
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I could send you music and you

0:50:58.800 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 3>could send me music. I feel like seem to be vibing.

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes. Absolutely, Wow, that's a really cool show. Was it long?

0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:06.279
<v Speaker 2>Did he play for a while?

0:51:06.360 --> 0:51:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they played forever. They sounded perfectly like I also,

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:15.000
<v Speaker 3>I love an LCD sound system just because they sound

0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 3>so much like the album that a dance party, dance part.

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Are you going to see them later this year with Pulp? Yes? Oh,

0:51:22.760 --> 0:51:24.480
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait. Polp is one of my all time,

0:51:25.040 --> 0:51:28.000
<v Speaker 2>all time favorite best amazing And so I haven't bought

0:51:28.000 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 2>tickets yet. Someone told me to wait at the Hollywood's. Yeah.

0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Does it make sense to wait for tickets?

0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:36.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Maybe you can get like last minute tickets,

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:39.400
<v Speaker 3>maybe because like the bots buy them all up and

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:41.480
<v Speaker 3>they're then they're at the height of their price and

0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:41.919
<v Speaker 3>then they.

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Go down somebody just told me they've got Beyonce tickets

0:51:44.200 --> 0:51:46.759
<v Speaker 2>for twenty dollars, So maybe I did hear.

0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:50.440
<v Speaker 3>That Beyonce's tickets were not as much interesting.

0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 2>What's happening there.

0:51:51.640 --> 0:51:55.600
<v Speaker 3>We're all horrified and afraid of all of our money

0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:57.720
<v Speaker 3>being taken from us by the government.

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:00.439
<v Speaker 2>There's a Yeah.

0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 3>I did go to book a plane ticket and my

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:05.120
<v Speaker 3>card didn't work like twice, and I was like, oh

0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:07.640
<v Speaker 3>my god, it's happened. They've taken my money and I'm

0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:09.880
<v Speaker 3>only allowed to buy things if my husband says it's okay.

0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:14.040
<v Speaker 3>And then I was like, oh, maybe my credit card's expired.

0:52:15.440 --> 0:52:16.239
<v Speaker 3>That's the other option.

0:52:16.880 --> 0:52:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess there is always that worry. But I

0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:21.320
<v Speaker 2>guess I'll just be waiting a couple of months. So

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:23.440
<v Speaker 2>then if it does, if I can't buy tickets, I'll

0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:24.279
<v Speaker 2>just call me.

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:28.279
<v Speaker 3>I'll call you and Bee like, please, please, can I

0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:28.680
<v Speaker 3>go with you?

0:52:30.160 --> 0:52:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Give me your other tick.

0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:33.160
<v Speaker 3>There's no other way I can get a ticket.

0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:35.800
<v Speaker 2>You're the only person I know that I've talked to

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:38.400
<v Speaker 2>about this. No, I'll just blame my friend and just

0:52:38.560 --> 0:52:41.120
<v Speaker 2>ruin his life or something. He goes some more concerts

0:52:41.160 --> 0:52:43.000
<v Speaker 2>than I do. Certainly he knows better than I do.

0:52:43.280 --> 0:52:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Great Neutral Milk Hotail. That was your favorite show?

0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:47.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you have a favorite show?

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Eleanor Friedberger I saw. I don't know. Do you

0:52:55.880 --> 0:52:59.879
<v Speaker 2>know the Banfiery Furnaces, Yes, she's half of that band,

0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:05.280
<v Speaker 2>but she's got four amazing solo albums and her Fiery

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:07.160
<v Speaker 2>Furnaces as a band. Whenever you would see them live,

0:53:07.160 --> 0:53:10.880
<v Speaker 2>they would play their music completely differently than as recorded,

0:53:11.200 --> 0:53:14.480
<v Speaker 2>which is an incredible experience. It's so fun to see

0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:16.360
<v Speaker 2>just like totally new versions of songs you like, and

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 2>then she does kind of slightly similar thing where you

0:53:19.120 --> 0:53:21.840
<v Speaker 2>go in. It was like the like her music's not

0:53:22.080 --> 0:53:26.320
<v Speaker 2>the most the most rocking music you've ever heard on album,

0:53:26.440 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 2>but live it was like singing a punk show. It

0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:34.160
<v Speaker 2>was unbelievable. It was so cool, and I love her

0:53:34.200 --> 0:53:36.080
<v Speaker 2>so much, but it was an unexpected thing too, so

0:53:36.920 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I think that's what made it such a wonderful concert.

0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:39.800
<v Speaker 5>I think that.

0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh and then Pulp seeing them last year was Jarvis

0:53:43.000 --> 0:53:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Cocker is sixty two or so and still performs like

0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:50.600
<v Speaker 2>he's twenty eight or something. It's so fun to see

0:53:50.760 --> 0:53:54.000
<v Speaker 2>that's such a cool, naturally cool person. Those are my

0:53:54.080 --> 0:53:56.320
<v Speaker 2>two favorites, i'd say, oh, that's great. I don't know that.

0:53:56.400 --> 0:53:58.000
<v Speaker 2>I've tried to think if I've ever had a really

0:53:58.040 --> 0:53:59.680
<v Speaker 2>horrible concert experience.

0:54:01.600 --> 0:54:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know I have, Yeah, but it's just like, yeah,

0:54:07.560 --> 0:54:11.280
<v Speaker 3>I've been to somewhere like it's too crowded and everyone's

0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:14.480
<v Speaker 3>a little too drunk, and there are people like screaming loudly,

0:54:14.640 --> 0:54:19.280
<v Speaker 3>like what's she playing? Play? What I want you to play?

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Like that kind of situation.

0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:24.560
<v Speaker 2>There's always one really drunk person that can ruin it

0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:29.879
<v Speaker 2>for everybody. There's a band that I love, but when

0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:32.920
<v Speaker 2>a band gets too jammied live, that can be a

0:54:32.960 --> 0:54:35.080
<v Speaker 2>difficult experience. I saw Built a Spill a long time

0:54:35.120 --> 0:54:37.360
<v Speaker 2>ago and there was a little too much jamming.

0:54:37.840 --> 0:54:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Was it at the will Turn?

0:54:39.280 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 2>No, this was when I was still living.

0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:44.280
<v Speaker 3>In Salt Lake, And I don't know when that was because.

0:54:46.320 --> 0:54:49.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't know twenty years ago, twenty years ago.

0:54:49.360 --> 0:54:51.200
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I feel that way about I love Built a

0:54:51.239 --> 0:54:53.040
<v Speaker 3>Spill too, and I feel that way about Built.

0:54:52.880 --> 0:54:55.520
<v Speaker 2>It sometimes live there's just there's some noodling on the

0:54:55.560 --> 0:54:58.800
<v Speaker 2>guitar where I just feel like, I know people love jamming.

0:54:58.960 --> 0:55:01.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can use some edit, yeah, And I don't

0:55:01.320 --> 0:55:04.880
<v Speaker 3>really speak guitar. So like, sometimes I'm like, like, my

0:55:05.040 --> 0:55:08.239
<v Speaker 3>husband's very musical, and so sometimes I'll be like, I

0:55:08.360 --> 0:55:10.120
<v Speaker 3>bet he's enjoying this in a way that I'm not

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:14.080
<v Speaker 3>able to enjoy it because I don't understand the mechanics.

0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Of it, right, That's how I am. I'm just like, well,

0:55:15.920 --> 0:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>now this just isn't the.

0:55:17.000 --> 0:55:20.080
<v Speaker 3>Song that I and then we become the junk girl play.

0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:27.640
<v Speaker 2>But I do again. I love Built a Spill. I

0:55:27.680 --> 0:55:29.000
<v Speaker 2>don't want to say anything too terrible.

0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Same, don't come at us Built a Spill, jeez, I

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:32.960
<v Speaker 3>will say.

0:55:33.000 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 2>A nice experience is to leave a concert early with

0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:38.840
<v Speaker 2>friends and everyone everyone recognizes we're done here, and you

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 2>get to leave, yeah, because you all feel so connected

0:55:41.120 --> 0:55:43.279
<v Speaker 2>to each other. We're like, we don't have to stay

0:55:43.360 --> 0:55:45.399
<v Speaker 2>as far longer than we need to be here.

0:55:45.520 --> 0:55:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah. I did also get to say this will

0:55:48.600 --> 0:55:50.400
<v Speaker 3>be my last one, and then there's one last thing

0:55:50.440 --> 0:55:57.160
<v Speaker 3>in there. Liz Fair oh exile of course. Last year

0:55:57.400 --> 0:55:58.520
<v Speaker 3>she played the whole.

0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's amazing and it was so fun. Oh that

0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:06.000
<v Speaker 2>sounds great. I love this. I don't know if bands

0:56:06.080 --> 0:56:07.879
<v Speaker 2>love this new trend of having to play their old

0:56:08.280 --> 0:56:11.520
<v Speaker 2>albums all the way through. But it's like, when else

0:56:11.520 --> 0:56:12.160
<v Speaker 2>are you going to get an.

0:56:12.120 --> 0:56:14.760
<v Speaker 3>Opportunity to hear though it was I think thirty years

0:56:15.080 --> 0:56:19.000
<v Speaker 3>oh at least right, and she was so like like

0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 3>she just kind of kept being like, I can't believe

0:56:21.920 --> 0:56:25.719
<v Speaker 3>you guys enjoy. So it also was like she was like,

0:56:25.960 --> 0:56:28.360
<v Speaker 3>this is amazing, and we were like, this is amazing.

0:56:28.640 --> 0:56:30.399
<v Speaker 3>It was great. Yeah.

0:56:30.560 --> 0:56:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot of bands their first few are their

0:56:34.120 --> 0:56:36.480
<v Speaker 2>best anyway, and so you but it's like I feel

0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:38.560
<v Speaker 2>guilty that I don't want to listen to your newer.

0:56:38.800 --> 0:56:41.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or it hates you. It's it's about hitting you

0:56:41.840 --> 0:56:43.000
<v Speaker 3>at a certain time in your life.

0:56:43.000 --> 0:56:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, there's no Soldia tied into it and all

0:56:45.760 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 2>sorts of things. And then yeah, but I think that's

0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 2>a great trend.

0:56:49.719 --> 0:56:51.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, me too. Keep it coming.

0:56:51.200 --> 0:56:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy with that.

0:56:52.680 --> 0:56:53.239
<v Speaker 3>Keep it coming.

0:56:53.719 --> 0:56:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's get into this final thing here. It feels

0:56:56.320 --> 0:56:56.960
<v Speaker 2>like another.

0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's also orange.

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:03.960
<v Speaker 2>It's a look out beautifully. I mean, if you're watching

0:57:04.040 --> 0:57:07.480
<v Speaker 2>the video of this on YouTube, you're now saying on

0:57:07.640 --> 0:57:10.680
<v Speaker 2>almost art directed episode where I've got a unicorn, that's

0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:11.480
<v Speaker 2>color of my tst.

0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:12.880
<v Speaker 3>It goes with back here.

0:57:13.040 --> 0:57:15.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to put these on our shelf. Yes,

0:57:16.400 --> 0:57:17.840
<v Speaker 2>these just go permanently on here.

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:20.480
<v Speaker 3>I was hoping my guys make it back there. I

0:57:20.560 --> 0:57:22.640
<v Speaker 3>didn't know. I don't know you, so I didn't know

0:57:22.720 --> 0:57:24.760
<v Speaker 3>if you were more of a dinosaur person or more

0:57:24.760 --> 0:57:25.840
<v Speaker 3>of a unicorn person.

0:57:26.320 --> 0:57:29.200
<v Speaker 2>I would say, I'm kind of in the middle, you know,

0:57:29.440 --> 0:57:33.760
<v Speaker 2>unicorn dinosaur thing. It's a spectrum. Ultimately, it's a spectrum.

0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:37.000
<v Speaker 2>It's just like anything else in the world. It's a spectrum.

0:57:37.000 --> 0:57:39.160
<v Speaker 2>And I would say, I'm right here in the middle

0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:39.400
<v Speaker 2>of this.

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:41.120
<v Speaker 3>You're the Eiffel Tower.

0:57:41.400 --> 0:57:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm the Eiffel Tower of unicorns and dinosaurs. No, I

0:57:46.600 --> 0:57:49.080
<v Speaker 2>like Growing up, I probably would have read more about

0:57:49.360 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 2>unicorns fantasy level, but I like dinosaurs and science type stuff.

0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:54.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:57:54.880 --> 0:57:57.800
<v Speaker 2>I love Jurassic Park, the original at least so good.

0:57:58.120 --> 0:57:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Still a great movie.

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:01.720
<v Speaker 3>Just rewatch it. Highly highly recommend it.

0:58:01.760 --> 0:58:04.920
<v Speaker 2>It holds up really well. Yeah. I've only seen a

0:58:04.960 --> 0:58:07.360
<v Speaker 2>couple of the other ones, and I've never been as thrilled.

0:58:07.720 --> 0:58:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they're fine.

0:58:09.200 --> 0:58:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Yeah, are.

0:58:10.200 --> 0:58:13.040
<v Speaker 2>There any other Well, Godzilla is not quite a dinosaur,

0:58:13.080 --> 0:58:17.280
<v Speaker 2>but I saw that Godzilla minus whatever it was, the

0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Japanese one last year. Unbelievable, very cool, it's like genuinely scary.

0:58:22.440 --> 0:58:23.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, really loved that one.

0:58:23.840 --> 0:58:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really feels like as close as I felt, like, Oh,

0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:28.840
<v Speaker 2>this is what it would feel like if Godzilla existed.

0:58:28.880 --> 0:58:31.520
<v Speaker 2>It would be kind of scary, very scary. This thing

0:58:31.640 --> 0:58:35.400
<v Speaker 2>is an giant creature destroying Japan. Yeah.

0:58:36.000 --> 0:58:40.200
<v Speaker 3>I would just went on a swamp tour also, highly

0:58:40.720 --> 0:58:44.320
<v Speaker 3>first swamp. I was from Mississippi and Louisiana grew up

0:58:44.360 --> 0:58:47.880
<v Speaker 3>going there. Highly recommend Ragin Cajun Swamp to War.

0:58:48.040 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I love the name. I'm behind it already.

0:58:50.800 --> 0:58:55.840
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, got to meet a thirteen foot long twenty

0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:57.200
<v Speaker 3>six year.

0:58:57.080 --> 0:59:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Olds like it kind of if you stuff right there,

0:59:01.720 --> 0:59:04.160
<v Speaker 2>you just met a thirteen foot long twenty six year old.

0:59:04.560 --> 0:59:10.680
<v Speaker 3>That's it worth it, alligator. But like even just seeing that,

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:14.480
<v Speaker 3>the massive size of that thing, that is terrifying. Like

0:59:14.560 --> 0:59:17.360
<v Speaker 3>even if just that was running around, Oh my god.

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:18.880
<v Speaker 3>Of course it doesn't even have to be.

0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I could be in a boat near that.

0:59:21.040 --> 0:59:22.080
<v Speaker 2>I would be so scared.

0:59:22.240 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 3>I was afraid right before I went. And they have

0:59:26.600 --> 0:59:28.160
<v Speaker 3>them crawl up onto the boat.

0:59:28.280 --> 0:59:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Not that ba no no no no oh.

0:59:30.440 --> 0:59:33.480
<v Speaker 3>But the smaller ones. There were sisters named Shanaya and twain.

0:59:34.560 --> 0:59:35.120
<v Speaker 2>It was cute.

0:59:35.200 --> 0:59:36.040
<v Speaker 3>They did a good job.

0:59:37.200 --> 0:59:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Did you get to touch them?

0:59:38.440 --> 0:59:41.720
<v Speaker 3>No? Okay, they're like I mean, they're straight up wild animal, right,

0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:45.080
<v Speaker 3>but they live in this like I think this company

0:59:45.160 --> 0:59:48.240
<v Speaker 3>probably owns this amount of swampland. So they're used to

0:59:48.320 --> 0:59:52.040
<v Speaker 3>the boats okay, okay, And they feed them chicken legs,

0:59:52.120 --> 0:59:57.120
<v Speaker 3>but not so much that they won't eat their natural Yeah. Yeah,

0:59:57.400 --> 1:00:01.520
<v Speaker 3>they're natural prey humans and unicorns. That's what happened to

1:00:01.600 --> 1:00:02.280
<v Speaker 3>the unicorns.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. The thing that scares me most about alligators is

1:00:06.040 --> 1:00:09.480
<v Speaker 2>the whipping and thrashing. The jaws are not like, but

1:00:09.520 --> 1:00:11.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like if you got closer and starts freaking out,

1:00:11.680 --> 1:00:13.720
<v Speaker 2>that scares me. Getting whipped by that table.

1:00:13.840 --> 1:00:16.560
<v Speaker 3>You and take you underwater and row and roll you

1:00:16.720 --> 1:00:21.479
<v Speaker 3>around until you're drowned and like soft and then shove

1:00:21.520 --> 1:00:23.560
<v Speaker 3>you and I'll shove you in a log and come

1:00:23.600 --> 1:00:24.439
<v Speaker 3>back and eat you later.

1:00:25.200 --> 1:00:28.280
<v Speaker 2>Is that true? It puts you away, It puts you.

1:00:28.320 --> 1:00:30.520
<v Speaker 3>Away for later to soften you up. That's what you

1:00:30.560 --> 1:00:31.640
<v Speaker 3>should have done to the clam.

1:00:32.960 --> 1:00:35.800
<v Speaker 2>That's what the sushi chef should have done to the colts.

1:00:35.840 --> 1:00:36.240
<v Speaker 3>That's true.

1:00:37.000 --> 1:00:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm not responsible for this, holding this for me actually

1:00:40.680 --> 1:00:42.080
<v Speaker 2>put this in a log for a few days.

1:00:42.360 --> 1:00:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Are just in your palm, in your warm palm.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I didn't know that's a new fact about alligators.

1:00:48.280 --> 1:00:48.680
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they have kind of a food storage system that

1:00:53.120 --> 1:00:56.800
<v Speaker 2>they've got going humans all over for later. Yeah, but

1:00:56.920 --> 1:00:59.280
<v Speaker 2>that is kind of like that's not The teeth aren't

1:00:59.360 --> 1:01:02.520
<v Speaker 2>as much danger, right, it's the like strangling you to

1:01:02.600 --> 1:01:02.920
<v Speaker 2>death or.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I think the jaw.

1:01:05.880 --> 1:01:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Big clampers, clampers. Speaking of animals that are used to humans,

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<v Speaker 2>we went to a monkey parkist.

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<v Speaker 3>Kyoto where you go inside the house.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, it's incredible, incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you love it?

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<v Speaker 2>I adored it. And it didn't feel like it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>like a I may be wrong and I'll just continue

1:01:27.440 --> 1:01:29.440
<v Speaker 2>to be ignorant about this because it didn't feel like

1:01:29.480 --> 1:01:32.160
<v Speaker 2>a tiger king situation where every animal was in danger.

1:01:32.200 --> 1:01:34.200
<v Speaker 2>I felt like they were taking advantage of us rather

1:01:34.280 --> 1:01:35.720
<v Speaker 2>than us taking advantage of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you go in the little house and buy food

1:01:38.000 --> 1:01:38.320
<v Speaker 3>for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was feeding them apples or I could have

1:01:40.760 --> 1:01:43.400
<v Speaker 2>bought peanuts or whatever, and they come and just take

1:01:43.440 --> 1:01:45.680
<v Speaker 2>it from you. And it's wonderful and you see them

1:01:45.760 --> 1:01:48.880
<v Speaker 2>running around. I saw a mother holding a little baby,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's unbelievable experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you see well, let's see, I think we went

1:01:56.440 --> 1:01:58.560
<v Speaker 3>around the same time. So you missed the cherry blossoms.

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<v Speaker 2>Missed the cherry blossoms. I'm sure that was incredible.

1:02:01.080 --> 1:02:03.160
<v Speaker 3>Did you go to a don Quixote?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the grocery store?

1:02:05.360 --> 1:02:07.520
<v Speaker 3>It's like like a Target kind of a place.

1:02:07.680 --> 1:02:10.040
<v Speaker 2>But I kept reading about it. Never saw you.

1:02:10.120 --> 1:02:10.960
<v Speaker 3>Gotta go back for that.

1:02:11.480 --> 1:02:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I honestly would love that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you buy anything at the Target of Japan?

1:02:16.160 --> 1:02:18.720
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. But there was like a little boy whose

1:02:18.800 --> 1:02:20.480
<v Speaker 3>buttthole was like sticking out.

1:02:20.400 --> 1:02:21.760
<v Speaker 2>Like a little Oh, I see this is at Target

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<v Speaker 2>all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1:02:23.200 --> 1:02:25.120
<v Speaker 3>Just the air vapor coming out. It was like a

1:02:25.640 --> 1:02:27.560
<v Speaker 3>room humid a fire, but it's just like a little

1:02:27.760 --> 1:02:30.600
<v Speaker 3>it's blasting out of a little boys but hole.

1:02:31.080 --> 1:02:33.680
<v Speaker 2>This was like some sort of entrapment. This was like

1:02:33.760 --> 1:02:35.440
<v Speaker 2>to catch a predatory. Do you buy that thing?

1:02:35.760 --> 1:02:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Japanese authorities just yeah, they come right out and they're like, no,

1:02:39.360 --> 1:02:41.520
<v Speaker 3>my skin is just dry, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We got her fellows. Yeah. Wow, I'm sorry to have

1:02:45.160 --> 1:02:47.000
<v Speaker 2>missed that store though I feel like a big like

1:02:47.880 --> 1:02:50.040
<v Speaker 2>buy all sorts of crazy things. I didn't really get

1:02:50.080 --> 1:02:53.600
<v Speaker 2>to experience that. Yeah, we went to a place called Hands,

1:02:53.920 --> 1:02:56.000
<v Speaker 2>which was kind of a big department store, but didn't

1:02:56.000 --> 1:02:59.120
<v Speaker 2>feel like that kind of thing. Don quixote. Why did

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<v Speaker 2>they call it that?

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<v Speaker 3>No idea?

1:03:01.360 --> 1:03:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Do they sell any windmills?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the big question that I saw mister Pinko pachinko

1:03:05.640 --> 1:03:06.360
<v Speaker 3>on the ground floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you play Pachinko?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know what is pachinko? I think about the

1:03:12.520 --> 1:03:15.440
<v Speaker 2>wheel or the prices, right game pallinko?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

1:03:16.240 --> 1:03:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Is that maybe plinko plinko, Clinko plinko different things.

1:03:20.680 --> 1:03:21.600
<v Speaker 3>I think that's different.

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<v Speaker 2>Pachinko has nothing to do with a ball rolling down

1:03:23.800 --> 1:03:26.440
<v Speaker 2>a thing, I don't think. So. I want to just

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<v Speaker 2>get my eyes on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Get your eyes on.

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<v Speaker 2>It, because I saw plenty of these casinos. Oh yeah, there's,

1:03:32.480 --> 1:03:35.880
<v Speaker 2>of course the wonderful book called Pachinko, which.

1:03:35.760 --> 1:03:39.120
<v Speaker 3>Is an incredible book now a TV show.

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<v Speaker 2>Now a TV show.

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<v Speaker 3>But the game itself, maybe it is a ball that

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<v Speaker 3>goes down.

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<v Speaker 2>It is it's almost like a pinball machine or something

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<v Speaker 2>that's gambling. Yeah, so I wasn't that far off. It's

1:03:51.800 --> 1:03:53.800
<v Speaker 2>kind of a beautiful game. Look at that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's lovely. Oh I actually used to have one

1:03:56.440 --> 1:03:58.640
<v Speaker 3>of those that I got at the Rose Bowl. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>you're kidding, a vintage.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have opened a casino. I should have this opportunity. Damn.

1:04:04.040 --> 1:04:05.280
<v Speaker 3>I love a casino too.

1:04:05.640 --> 1:04:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you really know? I hate because guys going to

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<v Speaker 2>leave the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>They're the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>I despise a casino.

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<v Speaker 3>When's your birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>October ninth?

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<v Speaker 3>When's yours on Sunday?

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<v Speaker 2>On Sunday?

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<v Speaker 3>Happy birth eleventh? Also Mother's Day? Oh your listeners must it?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry you guys?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Rude, rude of them, really inconsiderate.

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<v Speaker 3>Not too late to send something, though, I'll always take

1:04:30.960 --> 1:04:33.240
<v Speaker 3>a gift. The ones that you don't want, I'll take them.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing anything for your birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go out to Malibu for a couple

1:04:37.160 --> 1:04:37.440
<v Speaker 3>of days.

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<v Speaker 2>Very nice. Yeah that sounds relaxing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't drive up the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, actually that now that I'm thinking about recent events.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I don't know, but it feels maybe like

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<v Speaker 3>good to put money back into the and I love

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<v Speaker 3>shout out broad Street oyster. Oh interesting, that's a good

1:04:59.080 --> 1:04:59.960
<v Speaker 3>restaurant recommended.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they serving claims?

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<v Speaker 3>They probably? Yeah, they definitely have fried clams for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Well count me out. All right, I think we should

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<v Speaker 2>play a game.

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<v Speaker 3>Great, is it pachinko?

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<v Speaker 2>We're playing pachinko? Bring it out?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, We're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.

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<v Speaker 2>But first I need a number between one and ten

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<v Speaker 2>from you. Eight. Okay. I have to do some light

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<v Speaker 2>calculating to get our game pieces. So right now you

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<v Speaker 2>can recommend, promote, do whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay. I am currently shooting season two of my

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<v Speaker 3>Netflix series with Ted Danson created by Michael Schuer called

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<v Speaker 3>A Man on the Inside. Please tune into that if

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<v Speaker 3>you have not tuned into it. It's very different from

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<v Speaker 3>the other show that a lot of people know me

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<v Speaker 3>for called It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which is also

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<v Speaker 3>about to premiere season seventeen. I've been doing that show

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<v Speaker 3>for twenty years. And what else am I doing right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Just trying to stop and smell the flowers. Here's a

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<v Speaker 3>shout out for stopping and smelling the flowers.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, beautiful. Everybody go watch those shows. Both great

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<v Speaker 2>shows and don't forget to smell the flowers, and smell

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<v Speaker 2>the flowers for God's sake.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What else are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>You too good for flowers?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm smelling them constantly. Do I have anything

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<v Speaker 2>to recommend outside of anything? I probably do, but I

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<v Speaker 2>can't think of it right now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard. Quartet, go see.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Alabama Shakes? Are you going to see Alabama Shanks?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are they playing?

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<v Speaker 3>Shannon and the Clams are going to open for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood Bull's got it all, got it all? Nothing comes

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<v Speaker 2>to mind for me. No one can blame me. I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is how we're going to play Gift a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to name three things. You're going to tell

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<v Speaker 2>me if there are a gift or a curse and why?

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<v Speaker 2>Then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because

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<v Speaker 2>there are correct answers. You can fail. Hopefully you won't,

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<v Speaker 2>but you might well, so be careful.

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<v Speaker 3>If you fail me, you might be failing. So just saying, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>don't take criticism.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, all right. These are all suggestions from our Patreon

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<v Speaker 2>listeners today because the list has gotten out of control

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<v Speaker 2>over on Patreon, and I've got to make my way

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<v Speaker 2>through it. So let's just get into it. This first

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<v Speaker 2>one is from a listener named Lindsey. Gift or a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're overnight out of town, guest sees your bathtub

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<v Speaker 2>and says, hmm, maybe i'll have a bath while I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, there's so many caveats, like, who's the person?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, right, seize my bathtub. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's in my bathroom. You shouldn't have even come up

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<v Speaker 3>here to look. You're not welcome, So curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong. That's a gift. That's like, I love this person.

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<v Speaker 2>They're storming around the house making declarations about what they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to do with your home, and they're making themselves

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<v Speaker 2>just comfortable. Comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>You love it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're saying, Bridger, I love your bath I'm gonna take it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're taking control of my They're essentially hijacking.

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<v Speaker 3>My life, and you like to have your life hijacked.

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<v Speaker 2>I like a visitor who says what they're gonna do. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I love if I find a visitor in my bathtub,

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<v Speaker 2>good for them. You know, I invited them into my

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<v Speaker 2>home and they're doing it up. Okay, there's no wishy washy,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no maybe I'll take a bath. Well, actually they

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<v Speaker 2>still say maybe I'll have a bath. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they're living their dream, okay, and I'm happy for them.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a better person than I am. Maybe they say

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<v Speaker 3>maybe I'll have a bath, and I say, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think so, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll wear your clothes while I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you just sleep with my husband? Geez, get

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<v Speaker 3>out of my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for them, Good for them. I'm on the all right.

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<v Speaker 3>We have different takes, h I have the correct one.

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<v Speaker 3>You have the I got in correct one.

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<v Speaker 2>You got on that one. Okay. Second one is from

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<v Speaker 2>a listener named Chris Gift or a curse Outdoor cats.

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<v Speaker 3>Outdoor cats, I mean, uh, there's some drama happening with

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<v Speaker 3>this on my Instagram page because we found our cat. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>he was a one year old stray, found him in

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<v Speaker 3>our backyard, took him in, and he's an indoor outdoor

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<v Speaker 3>cat Gift because he poops outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dream come true.

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<v Speaker 3>Barely ever have to see this cat's poop, but pulls

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<v Speaker 3>in lizards. Day before Easter, pulled in a bunny. Bunny's okay,

1:09:47.200 --> 1:09:49.880
<v Speaker 3>Bunny's okay. People will argue that the bunny's not okay

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<v Speaker 3>because my cat's mouth touched it, to which I say,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Should I shoot my cat now? Is that

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<v Speaker 3>what you would like me to do? That's where I go.

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<v Speaker 2>Why was the bunny outdoors? Right, that's the bigger question.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a It was a wild rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know La had wild rabbit.

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<v Speaker 3>I it does. I had a full on conversation with

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<v Speaker 3>a coyote this morning, just walking down the street.

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<v Speaker 2>It was pushing its kid in a stroller.

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<v Speaker 3>It was looking for that bunny. Probably, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like I've been robbed of an LA

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<v Speaker 2>experience not seeing a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 3>I also was like, I have never seen I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I've seen a wild rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>What did it look like? Did it look like a

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<v Speaker 2>desert hair? Yeah? Wow, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll show you a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to see this. That's fascinating.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to get my eyes on an outdoor rabbit

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<v Speaker 2>now in La.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang out in my bathtub. Maybe my cat will bring

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<v Speaker 3>one to you.

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<v Speaker 2>So I say, gift, correct, absolutely a gift. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I think there are outdoor cats. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>It's a complicated issue for a lot of people, but

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<v Speaker 2>ultimately what it comes down to is I love cats. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I love cats taking care of local pests. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>this is this podcast is not really on the side

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<v Speaker 2>of rats or mice, and so the idea of cats

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<v Speaker 2>being around to protect me at all.

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<v Speaker 3>For it, some Godzilla rat comes crashing into your house.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at a restaurant recently where there are rats

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<v Speaker 2>running in the trees. That wasn't a good experience. So

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<v Speaker 2>that restaurant, if they had outdoor cats, they wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>a problem. I never have a problem when I see

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<v Speaker 2>a cat outside. Yeah, you know, I think, oh, that's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, hopefully it's being well fed and yeah, care

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<v Speaker 2>of baba.

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<v Speaker 3>Your cats do all that. But like, look, especially in

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<v Speaker 3>a place like LA, there's going to be outside cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and hopefully they're being taken care of. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have at least a spiritual problem with them. I

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<v Speaker 2>love to see them, agreed, there are protectors.

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<v Speaker 3>Like what is the name of the movie with the

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<v Speaker 3>cat and there's no words in it? And I think

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<v Speaker 3>at one and us.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, oh, what was that called?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, yes, reflection, what feel free to step in?

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<v Speaker 2>Ripple water water cat? What is that? I saw half

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<v Speaker 2>of it was really beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Flow flow, flow, flow flow. It's so pretty. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>it has no words in it whatsoever. Really, but that

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<v Speaker 2>cat's an outdoor cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So if you have a problem with that cat,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got problem with Oscar winning films.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no taste? Yeah, all right, so you've gotten

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<v Speaker 2>one right so far. And this final one is from

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<v Speaker 2>a listener named Hannah Gift or a curse eating bacon

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<v Speaker 2>with a fork so your fingers don't get greasy.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Well, we've established that I have not eaten

1:12:48.840 --> 1:12:51.080
<v Speaker 3>meat in a really long time for you, so I

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<v Speaker 3>would say eating bacon is a no because I like

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<v Speaker 3>cats and I like pigs. Live pigs, as I think,

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<v Speaker 3>get your fingers dirty. What are you scared of the

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<v Speaker 3>hepe outbreak that's happening in Los Angeles right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1:13:10.880 --> 1:13:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I know?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we all getting vaccinated? At the end of this podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Is someone out hepatitis vaccines?

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<v Speaker 3>There's so many hepatitises you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>There are at least three. I can at least three

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<v Speaker 2>A B and C, A B and C, and I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be surprised if they've got a D on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure it's coming. So I say, I say no

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<v Speaker 3>to the fork, just you know, jump in, go for it,

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<v Speaker 3>go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, that's a curse. I think that bacon, whether it's

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<v Speaker 2>any you know, regular turkey, veggie, I guess there's beef,

1:13:45.080 --> 1:13:48.040
<v Speaker 2>bacon whatever. I think part of the experience is a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of There are certain foods you have to eat

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<v Speaker 2>it with your hand or it doesn't taste right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like eating a muffin with a fork. I just

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<v Speaker 2>feel like you need to. Or a donut you like,

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't, if your hand doesn't bring it to

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth for whatever reason.

1:14:03.240 --> 1:14:07.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's the point bene powdered sugar to blast off?

1:14:07.600 --> 1:14:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and you don't you if you cut it with

1:14:10.120 --> 1:14:13.280
<v Speaker 2>your knife and fork. The texture goes wrong with a donut,

1:14:13.360 --> 1:14:17.599
<v Speaker 2>like flattens out of it, right, So get a life,

1:14:18.080 --> 1:14:19.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, just pick it up.

1:14:19.280 --> 1:14:20.080
<v Speaker 3>Get over yourself.

1:14:20.200 --> 1:14:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Your fingers are why do you care if they're greasy

1:14:22.960 --> 1:14:23.559
<v Speaker 2>during breakfast?

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<v Speaker 3>What else are they for?

1:14:24.880 --> 1:14:27.200
<v Speaker 2>What's your napkin for? What are your pants for?

1:14:27.400 --> 1:14:28.040
<v Speaker 3>What's your mouth for?

1:14:28.520 --> 1:14:31.200
<v Speaker 2>What is everything around you for? Just wipe it?

1:14:31.479 --> 1:14:34.760
<v Speaker 3>Else, wipe it? Are your friend?

1:14:35.520 --> 1:14:37.680
<v Speaker 2>What are you? What's your hair for?

1:14:37.920 --> 1:14:41.240
<v Speaker 3>What's your hair? Run your hands, your fingers looks great?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh thank you. It's making grease.

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<v Speaker 2>Got two out of three. Not bad, Okay, I'll take

1:14:48.200 --> 1:14:50.920
<v Speaker 2>it very nice and on at least. Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>your gift or a curse? Yeah?

1:14:52.520 --> 1:14:54.160
<v Speaker 4>But I got to roll back a few minutes to

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<v Speaker 4>something that's been bothering.

1:14:55.600 --> 1:14:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I love it long simmer and cat.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's no.

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<v Speaker 5>A little farther back than that, I'm sorry to say

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<v Speaker 5>a few weeks ago where you're you know, you were

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<v Speaker 5>spanking and eating an uncooked block of Velveta cheese on

1:15:10.439 --> 1:15:13.360
<v Speaker 5>this podcast, and yet eating a caramel on MIC is

1:15:13.479 --> 1:15:14.280
<v Speaker 5>now too much?

1:15:15.200 --> 1:15:20.559
<v Speaker 2>Really, That's where this is what I'll say. Caramel cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>I knew I was going to only have a small

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<v Speaker 2>bit and swallow it, swallow it as quickly as possible,

1:15:25.600 --> 1:15:28.360
<v Speaker 2>because I thought this isn't going to taste good, Whereas

1:15:28.439 --> 1:15:31.280
<v Speaker 2>with this caramel, I knew it would taste good. And

1:15:31.439 --> 1:15:34.439
<v Speaker 2>caramel is a chewy thing that can the mouth noise

1:15:34.479 --> 1:15:37.559
<v Speaker 2>can get disgusting and I'm always trying to just think

1:15:37.600 --> 1:15:39.960
<v Speaker 2>on every level as far as mouth noise goes for

1:15:40.040 --> 1:15:43.120
<v Speaker 2>this podcast and so on. Alice, you're wrong, and the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that you brought this up this late is humiliating

1:15:46.960 --> 1:15:47.160
<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>He also hadn't punished this food in any way before

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<v Speaker 3>putting in this mouth spanking, which is a critical step.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, fair enough, fair enough, I'll accept that fired.

1:16:02.439 --> 1:16:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, now that you've fallen on your face, would

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<v Speaker 2>you like to bring up your gifter because jan Lis

1:16:06.880 --> 1:16:08.439
<v Speaker 2>is going to do one, and we're both going to

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<v Speaker 2>speak to it, and then they're going to tell us

1:16:10.720 --> 1:16:11.400
<v Speaker 2>who's correct.

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<v Speaker 4>Great, all right, gift or a curse? Refrigerated water.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to go.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a strong Oh okay, I'm very curious. Curse?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Who wants a mouthful of cold, cold coldness, Not in

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<v Speaker 3>a clam, not in a water, not in ice, don't

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<v Speaker 3>you ice? It doesn't absorb. It needs to be room

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<v Speaker 3>temperature to absorb properly and more quickly into your body.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a gift, an absolute gift, for a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of reasons. First of all, I feel like this

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<v Speaker 2>started very young for me in piano lessons when I

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<v Speaker 2>knew when I my teacher, Missus Siegler, had a thing

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<v Speaker 2>of refrigerated water in her fridge, and I knew that

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<v Speaker 2>if I didn't want to play the piano, I could

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<v Speaker 2>simply ask for a drink of water and it would

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<v Speaker 2>take a long time to get and it would take

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<v Speaker 2>up at least five minutes of my piano lesson. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's where my love of this began, and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>been a lifelong love affair for me with refrigerated water.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it tastes great. It's so refreshing, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to use the ice cubes. I have no

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<v Speaker 2>problem with it whatsoever. I don't care if it absorbs

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<v Speaker 2>or not. They can just run out of my mouth

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<v Speaker 2>for all I care. Wow, it's hitting the cold.

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<v Speaker 3>Cold like a cold water fall straight from from the lips.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you what else I love is brushing

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<v Speaker 2>my teeth and then having a glass of cold water.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels so cold, so cold.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care for the cold.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a cold your mind temperature.

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<v Speaker 3>My son loves the like held shoe ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, which is a sign sometimes of like an

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<v Speaker 2>iron deficiency. I think interesting look into it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean he loves like a popsicle, though he frosion

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<v Speaker 3>bananas that are covered in chocolate into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can chew an ice, a small ice, pebble ice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only one I can really, So I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a fraud, but I love a refrigerated water. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was worried about our relationship for a second there, Bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm always a little worried about as am I.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think we turned it around because I agree

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<v Speaker 4>with you. It's a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a gift.

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<v Speaker 5>There's nothing more crisp and refreshing. And also, as I

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<v Speaker 5>have to say, as a single person, I can't go

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<v Speaker 5>through that Brita on my counter that fast if it's

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<v Speaker 5>room tamp oh, I don't drink that much water. So

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<v Speaker 5>then I'm going to be drinking like, you know, bacteria

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<v Speaker 5>filled water. If it just sits there on the counter

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<v Speaker 5>for too long. It needs to be fresh out of

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<v Speaker 5>the fridge. It lasts longer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go on a walk, come.

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<v Speaker 4>Home, nice big glass of cold water. Ah, nothing better

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<v Speaker 4>we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, room temperature water might as well be pond water.

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<v Speaker 3>I love a pond water. Delicious pond water.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you got a lot of things wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I sure did. This is why you guys do this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm just a guest and if you need me,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be in your bathtub.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we need to answer a couple one or two

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<v Speaker 2>listener questions from the Patreon which you helped me answer. Yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This first one is more of a listener named Sarah

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<v Speaker 2>sent me a screenshot of breaking news and I guess

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<v Speaker 2>we just need to speak to this and it says

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<v Speaker 2>it's from the Wall Street Journal. It says Cole's fired

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<v Speaker 2>at CEO for funneling business to a romantic partner. What

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<v Speaker 2>do we think of this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, there is a lot to unpack there. It

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<v Speaker 3>feels like, really, we're gonna take someone to tell we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to take the Cole CEO to task. Look at

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<v Speaker 3>our president. Look what our president's doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's doing all sorts of shit and he gets

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>How come Cole's is getting in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy was running Coles. Let him do whatever he wants.

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<v Speaker 3>Just let him give is his romantic partner whatever he wants.

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<v Speaker 2>He was he was trying to make Coles a little sexier. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's already a very sexy department.

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<v Speaker 3>Store, so sexy, not as sexy as a don Quixote.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, for America, when people think romance, they

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<v Speaker 2>think Coles. And how is this guy able to resist

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<v Speaker 2>bringing his romantic partner in and giving them some money

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<v Speaker 2>and taking them on all sorts of trips?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what they were funneling? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they could be anything, could be anything, chocolates, caramels, Cruis.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoes, shoes isles.

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<v Speaker 2>For yeah, probably discount. He was giving them discount shoes

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<v Speaker 2>and purses.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's kind.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's all he should not. Well, actually, first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, we're assuming he which from I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>assuming which was sexist.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's the person in charge. Obviously it's a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, yeah, of course. So if this was a guy,

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<v Speaker 2>he was the boss.

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<v Speaker 3>Bosses are men, yes, agreed, blessing.

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<v Speaker 2>But whoever it was, I'm happy for them and they

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<v Speaker 2>found love and found a way to embezzle money and

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<v Speaker 2>a new way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just discount purses full of cash.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from the till Yeah, just the CEO at the

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<v Speaker 2>cash register. I'm happy for him. He should more her.

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<v Speaker 3>Or whoever are all, whoever's involved.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoever's involved should not be in trouble. Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm having to say. Whoever fired them should be fired. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and the romantic partner and the CEO should be reinstated

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and sent on a romantic vacation to Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've spoken to that. Fantastic. And here's one short question.

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<v Speaker 2>It says, if you were dating a man with an

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<v Speaker 2>ex wife and the co parent a six year old son,

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<v Speaker 2>would you be okay with the ex wife calling him

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<v Speaker 2>to help with stuff like handyman things around the house

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<v Speaker 2>and to help her when she is locked out of

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<v Speaker 2>the house. Much leven love. And that's from Megan. What

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<v Speaker 2>do we think about this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Meghan? Meghan? Meghan?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Do we think that Megan is the person question here?

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<v Speaker 3>Megan, this is what you know. We've been talking a

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<v Speaker 3>lot about cold wet clams. Megan. You're coming in with

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<v Speaker 3>some some actual UH therapy work here.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think one thing that would be nice to

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<v Speaker 2>know is the man the CEO of Coles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I think that that that's always the most important.

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<v Speaker 3>First question, if he's the CEO of Coles. We've kind

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<v Speaker 3>of he's exonerated.

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<v Speaker 2>He could do whatever he wish, and it's oaken his

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<v Speaker 2>ex wife because uh, you know, they have romance, they

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<v Speaker 2>have coals, they have so many things tying.

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<v Speaker 3>To do, things that we like. Right, Let's see. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I think, yes, if the conversation has been had

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<v Speaker 3>about it and you feel okay about it, and if

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<v Speaker 3>you don't feel okay about it, bring up how you feel.

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<v Speaker 3>We've established that you have to you have to cultivate

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<v Speaker 3>your own experience here, right, you like the song? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you not like this song?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? And you know there's a chance that their boundaries

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<v Speaker 2>being stepped over here or not. We've got to clarify

1:23:06.800 --> 1:23:09.280
<v Speaker 2>that they have a son together. Yeah, if she's calling

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<v Speaker 2>him to sleep with her, it's a different Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 2>a and maybe even that's okay, Okay, we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know. You Megan has to decide.

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<v Speaker 3>Megan knows what's and we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Even know if it's me Megan's that's maybe it's the

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<v Speaker 2>next or neighbor. Maybe it's Megan's fringe.

1:23:25.760 --> 1:23:29.479
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's the ex husband who wrote in as Megan

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<v Speaker 3>to try to shove Meghan's nose in it.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, See, Meghan's husband signed up for the Patreon

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<v Speaker 2>in order.

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<v Speaker 3>To to get your opinion on whether it's okay for

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<v Speaker 3>him to be a handyman for his X way.

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<v Speaker 2>Which would I would say is the most appropriate route

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<v Speaker 2>to take care of this problem?

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<v Speaker 3>Agreed, do not sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, concise you will get the best possible answer and

1:23:54.400 --> 1:23:58.599
<v Speaker 2>everything will be resolved via Patreon, via podcast, via fake name,

1:23:59.080 --> 1:24:02.280
<v Speaker 2>acting as the you are someone's wife, yes, or your

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<v Speaker 2>own wife. I think that that's healthy, fair and honest.

1:24:06.200 --> 1:24:08.240
<v Speaker 2>And maybe he should be this he maybe he is

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<v Speaker 2>the CEO.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool to see you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how you become seen. You know, it's a man.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all we know.

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<v Speaker 2>Ultimately, the only thing that ever matters is that it's

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<v Speaker 2>a man.

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<v Speaker 3>Be a man. Be a man, Megan, Be a man, Megan,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you can do whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we answered both of those questions more than perfect,

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<v Speaker 2>really well, we answered We solved problems. I would say, yes,

1:24:31.720 --> 1:24:34.479
<v Speaker 2>and this is all with me being sleep deprived and me.

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<v Speaker 3>Being a failure and a total total failure on every level.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which is you've overcome a lot of things today.

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<v Speaker 3>Or just realized how much I haven't over how much

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<v Speaker 3>more I have to overcome.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're rooting for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all that matters. In the end.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll become a man soon enough. Please, one can only dream.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, if you ever want that CEO position, which I do?

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<v Speaker 2>You do you want to be running.

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<v Speaker 3>Coles to tell from all the choices I've made in

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<v Speaker 3>my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Dream job running coals, That's kind of my dream job,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest, Well, I have all I have most

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<v Speaker 2>of my gifts. I've eaten one. I have a gift

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<v Speaker 2>card that I may never use. I'll have to be

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<v Speaker 2>in the neighborhood. I'll have to be in the right

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<v Speaker 2>state of mind to say I deserve to use a

1:25:18.400 --> 1:25:21.720
<v Speaker 2>gift card today, that I have this little card to

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<v Speaker 2>tell me I have the courage.

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<v Speaker 3>To use that gift card.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we have the unicorn and the dinosaur, which

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<v Speaker 2>have already become part of the show's set, which is amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we've ever had a listener go this

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<v Speaker 2>quickly from gift set.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's impressive.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel honored.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be honored. I've had such a wonderful time

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<v Speaker 2>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Me too.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for being This.

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<v Speaker 3>Has been lovely. Thanks thanks for the coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, listener, the podcast is over. I've got to

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<v Speaker 2>either go to sleep or be awake for a day.

1:25:50.560 --> 1:25:54.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what my body's gonna do. Maybe I'll die,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. No one ever knows what's going to

1:25:56.760 --> 1:25:59.479
<v Speaker 2>happen with me, But what's gonna happen with you? You

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<v Speaker 2>have thege, you have the whatever said in this card,

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<v Speaker 2>do with your day what you will. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, goodbye. I said no Gifts is an

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<v Speaker 2>exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,

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<v Speaker 2>and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The

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<v Speaker 2>theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and we

1:26:26.320 --> 1:26:29.719
<v Speaker 2>couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must

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<v Speaker 2>follow the show on Instagram at I said no gifts,

1:26:32.600 --> 1:26:34.320
<v Speaker 2>that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1:26:34.439 --> 1:26:37.120
<v Speaker 2>wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

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<v Speaker 2>the gifts? Lie?

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun a man myself perfectly clear? When you're I guess Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta come to me empty? And I said no guests,

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<v Speaker 1>your our presences presents, and I already had too much storf.

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you dare to survey me