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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Daily Zeich. Kurt is the Blaky Heck shout out to you?

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Speaker 1: Tell me I had to do it at my best

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Speaker 1: Shaggy from Scooby Doo voice. How about if I do

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Speaker 1: it in just like a mediocre my mediocrest.

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Speaker 2: How do you do Shaggy zoinks? Oh? There you go?

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Speaker 1: Is that is that Shaggy or is that Scooby?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I never.

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Speaker 2: Flaggy scoob man. Scoop sounded more like a freaking dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyways, it is that time of year when we

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Speaker 1: talk about Scooby Doo. I'm jack That is milesy. It's

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Speaker 1: spooky season. It is the peak, the climax of spooky season.

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Speaker 3: And I'm sorry, what would your Simpson's Halloween special name

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Speaker 3: be in the credits if yours came out?

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Speaker 1: Oh you do it?

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Speaker 2: Jack o' lantern or something?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, probably jack O'Lantern, although I'd probably try and find

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Speaker 1: something different because that was what kids called me for

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Speaker 1: a long time when I was in elementary school. So

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Speaker 1: jack o' dyan, pack o dying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hack o dying flat, yeah, said Miles Sleigh. Or

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Speaker 2: bile spray.

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Speaker 1: Bile spray That rules.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, bile spray spray god, so evocative Halloween name. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I didn't really, I didn't think too much about it,

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Speaker 3: but that just came to mind.

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Speaker 1: I know, Well, that's that's why you're the best in

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Speaker 1: the business man.

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Speaker 2: With puns that no one asked for, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I demand the people demand them, Miles, I.

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Speaker 2: Got to hit one of those punning competitions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be good at that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, speaking of what the people demand, the White

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Speaker 1: House celebrated They're Halloween with books and coughing some bile

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Speaker 1: spray from from Joe Biden, hopefully not full bile spray.

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Speaker 2: He coughed once.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's dying. He's dying.

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Speaker 3: I get it, we all get it. But like, let's

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Speaker 3: that's everyone fucking coughs.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, there's the sign of that that his organs

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Speaker 1: are working, you know, like at this age, at this stage,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I want I want evidence that like everything's

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Speaker 1: it's like when you have to show that you can

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Speaker 1: poop before you leave the hospital, because they just like

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Speaker 1: want to make sure all your all your quote my

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Speaker 1: friend Ryan who wants the bragged to a girl with

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Speaker 1: matter all my parts work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in relation to his digestive system. Just like just generally,

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Speaker 2: all my parts work, but.

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Speaker 1: Biden all his parts work. The White House Stage is

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Speaker 1: the annual Halloween event on Monday. The theme was Hallo Read,

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Speaker 1: which oh about exactly they brought his desiccated corpse out. No,

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Speaker 1: they it was because doctor Jill Biden, uh yeah, was

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Speaker 1: like a reading specialist with children, and so it was ay.

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Speaker 1: They gave books out with candy, celebrated featured famous literary characters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy. The famous literary Halloween decorations included

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Speaker 1: a accurate down to the inch recreation of the murdered

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Speaker 1: family from In Cold Blood and a recreation of the

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Speaker 1: beach murder from Camus the Stranger. Oh okay, that's really

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Speaker 1: wild dark stuff. Ye, wild, wacky stuff.

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Speaker 2: Morrison beloved section for the kids to Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Right, a lot of the ghosts from uh one hundred

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Speaker 1: years of Solitude, A thousand years what's that book called anyways?

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Speaker 2: Gabriel Garcia marcuz.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't know how many years of solitude

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Speaker 1: it was because I was a philosophy major. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: an English major. Among the guests, Secretary of State Anthony

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Speaker 1: Blincoln who dressed his kids up like like I had

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Speaker 1: to so our writer JM put this in the dock

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Speaker 1: and I was like, no, this is a joke. Like this,

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Speaker 1: I have to go and see what he actually did.

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Speaker 1: He truly, blinking, truly dressed his kids up like Zelenski

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Speaker 1: and a Ukrainian flag, like.

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Speaker 2: Truly the fuck out of the fucking thrown city. How

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Speaker 2: like how these kids look tiny?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, they really want to be Vladimir Lensky

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Speaker 3: and a Ukrainian flag.

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Speaker 1: They want to be paw Patrol. Come on, dad, Jesus.

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Speaker 3: They want to be Sonic, they want to be Mario,

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Speaker 3: they want to be Grogud. They don't want to be

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Speaker 3: the bolstering our like the image of like why we

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Speaker 3: need to send more billions of dollars to Ukraine.

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Speaker 1: But they don't want to be like a part of

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Speaker 3: Could you imagine though, that house is so rife with

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Speaker 3: propaganda that the kids are just fully into it. They're like, Dad,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, the right really tried to create some kind

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Speaker 1: of controversy, pointing out that Biden first of all, dropped

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Speaker 1: a piece of candy. So this is like it really

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Speaker 1: is interesting, Like they seem to have such a detailed

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Speaker 1: memory of the Trump administration and like anything that people

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Speaker 1: made fun of Trump for, they're like, what about that

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Speaker 1: Biden just dropped a piece of candy? So in your face,

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Speaker 1: because didn't Trump like put put a piece of candy

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Speaker 1: on a kid's head at one point?

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Speaker 2: There was something where he didn't know what to do with.

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Speaker 3: The costume candy, Like it was the difference being Donald

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Speaker 3: Trump looked completely lost interacting with children, like versus Biden. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he's like old grandpa, Like, sure he's gonna he's gonna

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Speaker 3: drop a couple fucking words, yeah, as he tries to

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Speaker 3: fill up the kid's satchels.

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Speaker 1: But Trump interacting with children by not knowing what to

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Speaker 1: do with the candy and like putting it on top

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Speaker 1: of like a mingion's head or something because the kid

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Speaker 1: didn't have arms, or him talking to the kid and

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Speaker 1: being like, so are you still into Santa Claus? Is

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Speaker 1: that like sort of in your purview, he like used

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Speaker 1: business language or something, right, Like those are two of

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Speaker 1: my favorite things about him, Like it wasn't like those

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Speaker 1: are those are some of his highlights that go along

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Speaker 1: with him being a complete Nazi piece of shit. But anyways, yeah,

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Speaker 1: holy shit, he dropped a piece of candy. What if

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Speaker 1: the nuclear codes were in there, we'd be we'd be

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Speaker 2: We hide it in the snickers. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well then the coughing, I just like, you know, apparently

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Speaker 3: he was repeatedly.

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Speaker 2: Coughing into his hand. Yeah. I mean, so many people

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Speaker 2: have either COVID or the Forever cough.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, just make more identifiable, can finally

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Speaker 3: relate to Joe Biden because he also has the forever cough.

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Speaker 1: That's right, all right, let's take a quick break and

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Speaker 1: come back. I want to talk Halloween decorations. I want

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Speaker 1: to talk. I want to kick us off with my

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Speaker 1: my three I'm going to get opinionated here. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get spicy here, Miles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking for.

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Speaker 1: Three uh three mistakes, three Halloween decoration mistakes. And then

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Speaker 1: I also want to get your input on some that

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how to feel about them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever you want, man, I got my own opinions too,

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Speaker 3: and I think I disagree with one of them.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, all right here we go. We'll be right back,

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Speaker 1: and we're back.

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Speaker 2: We're back.

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Speaker 1: So I've gone around my neighborhood with a clipboard and

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Speaker 1: a pen and a disapproving look on my face.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those pens that clicks, and I'll like

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Speaker 1: click it multiple times.

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Speaker 2: As I just observe people's.

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Speaker 1: This is what you went with?

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Speaker 3: Huh Okay, it's like, why did you click it five times?

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Speaker 3: Could have just clicked at once.

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Speaker 1: These are I've already told you my favorite Halloween decoration,

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Speaker 1: which is the twelve foot tall home depot which that

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Speaker 1: appears to be flying on broomstip which I happen.

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Speaker 2: To have shout out geometry and physics. Get a lot

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Speaker 2: of a lot of kids stopping by, very impressed.

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Speaker 1: These are the ones. These are the one. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: think you're better than me. These are ones that I

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Speaker 1: feel like I need to stop, or like need to

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Speaker 1: at least be used in better moderation. Okay, the yellow

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Speaker 1: police tape, Yeah, okay, I'm okay with a little yellow

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Speaker 1: police tape. If you've got like a wild murder scene

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Speaker 1: police tape up for very similitude. We're good. But there

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Speaker 1: are people who like this is their this is the

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Speaker 1: you know color that they paint with his yellow police tape,

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Speaker 1: And that's like their entire concept is like, what if

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Speaker 1: like our whole yard was just like mummified with yellow fucking.

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Speaker 2: Police right, and what else? Not?

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Speaker 1: Just that just that man, like, what if like somebody

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Speaker 1: really went wild, must imply that something bad like must

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Speaker 1: like a construction site.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the I think it's also like to

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Speaker 3: your point, it's lazy. Like some people will just like

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Speaker 3: sort of tape off their yard with like one random

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Speaker 3: thing and be like, see now this shit's freaky.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you can, you know, do better, do better.

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Speaker 3: And also I'm not really into seeing police tape just

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Speaker 3: a general. I could use a different aesthetic that would

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Speaker 3: bring about, you know, a fright within me than see though,

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Speaker 3: a p D police tape. I don't know where the

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Speaker 3: fuck they got it, but they had the official ship

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Speaker 3: and I remember at one point like they put their

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Speaker 1: It's also yeah, it's also a functional thing that lets

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Speaker 1: you know something bad has happened. So I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, doesn't it doesn't like look cool, it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: It just like is confusing. I would say in general,

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Speaker 1: of a larger theme or like you're creating a scene, fine,

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Speaker 3: I'd say, like do it over your front door and

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Speaker 3: do like blood splat like gore on your door with

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Speaker 3: like you know, X out your door. Like, so just

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Speaker 3: keep it to the on the door. We get it,

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Speaker 3: we get Yeah, more gore on the door. That's all

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: All Right, this one might be controversial, but Biden pubes

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Speaker 1: the white cotton fake spider web things.

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Speaker 2: I call it witch hair.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, whitch hair. Yes, yes, for me, this is

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Speaker 1: the number one offender. It's probably the most common Halloween decoration,

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Speaker 1: and it almost always sucks. I feel like, Okay, like,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I never I never have like my

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Speaker 1: kids stop and say, whoa, look at the fake spider

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Speaker 1: you know, like it doesn't really look that much like

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Speaker 1: spider web, and like it's usually not stretched like the

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Speaker 1: way that it Like sometimes it just looks like they

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Speaker 1: just like took it out of the bag and just

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Speaker 1: like kind of draped it there. It just it feels

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Speaker 1: overused and doesn't really have the effect that I think

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Speaker 1: people are hoping it will have when they when they

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Speaker 1: put it up. It could be it can be a

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Speaker 1: fine accent, but it shouldn't again, should not be the

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Speaker 1: main show and.

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Speaker 2: Stretch that shit out.

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Speaker 1: You can't just have like clumps of it, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the one. I love witch hair, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just like a witch's hair just like blowing

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Speaker 2: Like it's like the fucking police tape. People get lazy.

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Speaker 3: They think the mere presence of the witch hair makes

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Speaker 1: Yeah, such a pain in the ass to get rid

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Speaker 3: I think it's just more like I've seen someone do

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Speaker 2: That's fucking lazy.

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Speaker 1: And I've been guilty of this in the past, and

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Speaker 2: It's intoxicating.

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Speaker 1: Tiny gravestones. This is on Amazon and not the people

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Speaker 1: When you put them out, I'm not mad at you,

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Speaker 3: But what do you think about this styrofoam like like

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Speaker 2: I like those. Those are like the new school one.

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Speaker 3: I feel like snakes are freaky when they're moving, so

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Speaker 2: So I don't know, I'm not a fan. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like sometimes people have fake snakes involved in their

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Speaker 1: They don't count.

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Speaker 2: That's where we're coming from.

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Speaker 1: Sharks are scary, but like a shark is a shark

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Speaker 1: Halloween decoration? Like that doesn't fit because that's not where

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Speaker 3: The ones that are cool are like when people use

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Speaker 3: moving snakes I think can be spooky, but just random snakes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah nah, But spiders do make the make the leap,

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Speaker 2: They do belong. Yeah, what do you think about birds?

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Speaker 1: Like a lot a lot of people are just like

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Speaker 2: Yeah shit, look yes, okay, not like one random one.

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Speaker 3: You want to look like a whole fucking set pulled up,

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Speaker 2: And that I can. I like that. I like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, black cats obviously work for Halloween, But like dogs,

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Speaker 1: they'll have the skeleton dogs. Uh. There was of course

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Speaker 1: the Bye Bye Man who had a heavily featured dog

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Speaker 3: There is a movie called Bye Bye from I have

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Speaker 3: no idea about this with Faye Dunaway.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Faye Dunaway is.

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Speaker 2: And carrying moss trinity from the matrix.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Is the detective okay by bimen.

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Speaker 1: By bymen by Bamon's. Yeah, I guess the Hound of

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Speaker 1: Bakersville is is one of the hounds, but like Hounds

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Speaker 1: now Baskerville's Baskerville Bakersfield.

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Speaker 2: You go the Hounds of Baker's Field.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where's a flat brim?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? For real? Pulls up with the big Fox racing

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Speaker 1: Yeah. My number one Halloween decoration always impresses me. Uh,

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Speaker 2: Makes it spooky.

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Speaker 3: Yes, if it's to static, it's like, I get it,

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Speaker 2: But if you have motion, like people who do the

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Speaker 3: Pots and stuff with a little silk underlit silk that

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Speaker 3: little bit of creepy Crawley projection, that's is very easy

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Speaker 3: and very spooky without having to deal with witch hair,

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Speaker 3: police tape or none of that shit.

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Speaker 1: That gives me and I we should we should go

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Speaker 1: one of those zombie hands reaching out of the ground

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Speaker 1: that like moves. A little bit like that would make

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Speaker 1: it twenty. It was just like like twitches, twitching, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Like it's coming to life. Kill it. Anyway. It's all

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Speaker 2: about the motion, baby, That's what I'm saying, all.

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Speaker 1: About the motion. Speaking of the motion, I actually don't

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Speaker 2: Are they gonna make you something about Drake.

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift Pumpkin. Uh, it's it's the nightmare inducing Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift Pumpkin. Charlie Brown. I think that's that was what

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is a viral pumpkin of Taylor's. It

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Speaker 2: No, they've made it look they've They've nailed it. I'll

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Speaker 1: It is what you would hope for from a Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift bobblehead, you know, the Taylor Swift bobblehead, like you

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Speaker 1: three hundred and ninety nine pound gord that they've painted

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Speaker 1: to look like Taylor Swift and they've nailed it. Past

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Speaker 1: celebrity pumpkins that were less successful were Kanye.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is by the same artist, same artist, same person.

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Speaker 1: They do it every year to raise money for Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Got it? Yeah, maga, Kanye.

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Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, okay, not working for me, not working,

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Speaker 3: not working in general, no.

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Speaker 2: Need for it, but thank you, thank you for your

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Speaker 1: The Taylor Swift inspired Halloween decorations Halloween costumes are huge

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Speaker 1: this year, going to be huge, have been huge. I

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need I'm gonna ask my.

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Speaker 2: Wife, is that a She'll say, yeah, that's the Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 1: No, right right, nice Taylor Swift costume, unless she is

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Speaker 1: with Travis Kelsey, in which case you have no idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm out there.

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Speaker 3: I mean their jerseys were selling out, they got.

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Speaker 2: Are selling as Halloween decorations, and I'll throw it away

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Speaker 2: once they break up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: That's got to.

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Speaker 3: Be such a boost for the Chiefs. They're like, I

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Speaker 3: don't even who cares how long this relationship lasts, Like

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Speaker 3: we can't even keep the jerseys on the shelf, even

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Speaker 3: if it's one year.

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Speaker 2: We're doing great. We're doing great.

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Speaker 1: I know that. I Mean some people are like, is

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Speaker 1: it a distraction for him? But he performs better when

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Speaker 1: she's in the stadium, So that's all I.

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Speaker 2: That's Oh is that born out in the statistics?

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Speaker 1: Born out in the statistics? Man? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We all just need a fucking Tay in our life

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Speaker 3: to get us to fucking perform at our highest levels.

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Speaker 2: So good for them, Good for them. Catch that ball, man,

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Speaker 2: catch that ball and block or whatever. Is he a

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Speaker 2: tight end or some shit?

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Speaker 1: Yes, he's a tight end.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, catches the ball blocks, the nice big blocks. Love

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Speaker 2: to see that love zoo.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, like one of these tiktoks with a Kelsey

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift pairing of costumes is like POV you find

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Speaker 1: the best decorated house for Halloween in the neighborhood. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know what any of the ship means, like

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Speaker 1: Kelsey on a skeleton torso like seemingly kneeling before Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swipt like.

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Speaker 2: And then those are her exes, Jake from State Farm.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, fu Jake from State Farm. They were dating

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Speaker 1: for a while.

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Speaker 2: Jake Jillenhall. That's Jake Jill.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Jack, you know what I was looking for,

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Speaker 1: Pete because I was confusing Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 3: Don't admit don't admit it out loud. Don't admit it

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Speaker 1: And rightly so. Yeah, and finally, the Takeout has a

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Speaker 1: nice article to make you grateful this Halloween that you

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Speaker 1: that we're all waking up from. So they just went through, like,

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Speaker 1: what were the we're the cool candies that people were

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Speaker 1: giving out. First of all, trigger treating didn't really become

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Speaker 3: I didn't even realize that they were pointing out that,

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it wasn't n til the fifties till people

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But so the popular Halloween candies in the nineteen

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Speaker 1: twenties orange gum drops, orange jelly beans, orange buttercups, okay,

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Speaker 1: and chips and hard candies, and there were black licorice

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Speaker 3: So they kept it on on brand with the black

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but black black candy.

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Speaker 2: Now that licorice is fucking disgusting. I'm sorry, I hate

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Speaker 2: that Annis flavor fluh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fifties they kind of like caught it up to

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Speaker 1: candy corn Hershey's kisses, Hershey's miniatures, Jordan Almonds through those

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Speaker 1: covered ones. Yeah, they're like candy. I think they're like

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Speaker 1: a maroon ish candy around the spiced jelly.

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Speaker 2: Drops of course. Ah. Chocolate Bridge mix.

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Speaker 1: Is that like that bar mix that like with the

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Speaker 3: Just covered Bridge mix looks like a bunch of like

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Speaker 3: raisin nuts and ship I think it's just basically chocolate

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Speaker 2: Raised chocolate covered trail mix basically. Yeah, yeah, okay, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know why it's a bridge again. That feels just

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Speaker 1: Because that's what people.

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Speaker 2: People just played bridge all day long. I'm bringing my

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Speaker 1: And then in the sixties we got uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this one is amazing.

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Speaker 3: From the article this Chicago Daily Tribune from nineteen sixty

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Speaker 3: such novel packages of candies, cookies and chewing gum and

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Speaker 3: other goodies. Designed to provide you with simple loot for

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Speaker 3: those little trigger tweeter treaters who will soon be making

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Speaker 3: their Halloween expeditions. This is the part that bums me out.

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Speaker 3: She highlights what she thinks is the coolest thing. Quote

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Speaker 3: a cellophane bag filled with fourteen miniature boxes of plump.

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Speaker 2: Sun made raisins. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Although these we think should really delight the junior set,

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Speaker 3: they also are ideal as snacks at.

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Speaker 2: Any time of the year for young or old.

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Speaker 3: No the fuck they are, aren't or are just no

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Speaker 3: what I'm noticing raisins?

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Speaker 1: Okay, No, raisins as a thing given out at Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Probably not that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that was cool back then. Maybe they still

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Speaker 1: get reasons.

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Speaker 3: But think back right, My earliest memories of getting sun

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Speaker 3: those miniature sun made raisin boxes were from like elderly neighbors.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where they're like this all they're like, oh.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna fucking your little wig's gonna blow off Einstein

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Speaker 3: when you taste these fucking ships and so.

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Speaker 1: Uh sorry because so heartbreaking that that's what they thought

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Speaker 1: our reaction was gonna be. Instead, I was like, what

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Speaker 1: the fuck is this old man?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, well we're teeping the fuck out of your

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Speaker 2: house later and then we regret it.

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Speaker 1: We regret it anyways, Happy Halloween everyone, Happy Hello to you, Miles,

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Speaker 1: to you and all end All, and to all, a

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Speaker 1: spooky night, a good fright so good. Uh that's gonna

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Speaker 1: do it for us. Today, we're back tom with a

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Speaker 1: who last episode of the show. Until then, be kind

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Speaker 1: to each other, be kind yourselves, get the vaccine, don't

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Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to

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Speaker 1: you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye okay, bye bye