WEBVTT - Greatest Hotties with Rae Sanni 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:10.080 Welcome to the Greatest, a production of I Heart Radio. Hello, 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:13.480 and welcome to another episode of the Greatest. I'm Megan Gaily, 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:17.200 joined by my husband and co host c J. Toladano. 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:19.920 That's really I really like when you say husband first, 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.200 so I don't want to be your I think it 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.599 sounds embarrassing to say a husband and co host. I 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:27.680 feel like we're in an SNL sketch about people that 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:33.960 are annoying. Um, we are so excited for our guest today. Gosh, 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.640 I mean, there's almost too much to say. An Emmy 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:40.160 nominated writer has written on a Black Lady sketch show, 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:44.600 The Good Place, The President Show. She's also the owner 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:48.400 of probably the most important Twitter in my life. UM, 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:55.560 please welcome Ray Sanni. Hi. I mean it's because the 0:00:55.560 --> 0:01:00.080 thing is, it's true. I'm I'm not Emmy nominated a 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:03.720 Black Lady. Okay, that show doesn't exist without you. I 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:07.319 truly hate when that ship happened. Like everyone who works 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.560 on a show that gets nominated, I'm like, do you 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.520 get an emy? Do you get an Emy? And they're like, no, 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:16.759 we don't get one. Yeah, just the producers and stuff 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.560 get Emmy. But I'm happy that it happened they got nominated. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.840 I'm very proud of that, but I'm more excited to 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.520 be here with you guys or whatever. I was in 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.840 here being like, when are these motherfuckers? Don't ask me. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:34.440 Everybody else you were at the top of our wishless 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.400 but there's just been so much going on, and I 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:42.959 didn't want to burden you. Um, but no, I'm serious, 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.679 Like we would throw your name around and I was like, 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:48.040 I don't risk busy. You know she's she's emy nominated. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:51.280 I just couldn't. I couldn't ignore all of your basketball 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.680 tweets in the last few months. I'm like liking all 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.640 them because yeah, I mean because Megan and I will 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.200 say something and then you'll end up tweeting it and 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.840 it's like, oh, all in the same level of sports 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.840 opinions right here. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You can 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:08.800 make me laugh all the time too, especially with your Lakers. UM. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.320 I was also going to say this could unofficially be 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:15.560 the first meeting of the j R. Smith Fan Club. 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.040 I was thinking about. I was thinking about the executive 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.399 branch of it. I think Ray as president, I think 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:27.919 CJ is vice president, and I'm treasurer. UM like if 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.400 we ever need to collect money to go visit j R. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.679 I'm happy to be doing that. And as c J 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:35.880 and I've recently found out I have very good credit, 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.400 so I'm happy to be the treasurer. But I knew 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.400 that from looking at you when I first met you 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.600 that you had good Do you act like that's a surprise. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.720 I think I'm the one that's a toss up. Um. Yeah, 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:52.480 we've learned, not the credit, um. But really, I I 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:56.320 don't know. If I know three people, I think Aaron Lennox. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:03:00.840 She could potentially be the secretary of the fan club. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.000 But like the three of us, we really ride hard. 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.520 How much fun has it been for you to see 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.720 j R back with Lebron but not really in a 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:16.240 playing capacity. So he's the best cheerleader that was Ron 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:20.000 has ever had. Okay, Leron is playing with his best 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:22.560 teammate in a D and I love it. I don't 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.440 need JR to do anything bestball, I related, that's not 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.880 why we love him exactly, So I'm good with that. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.320 I'm very happy to see him. To be honest, I 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.720 think he's beautiful. I love forever him is like funny 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.920 to people. But I also do think he's very, very fine, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.560 and if he wanted to cause trouble in my life, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.120 I would accept the trouble. They were showing the Lakers 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:49.400 after the Thursday night victory. Walking back to the tunnel, 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.320 j R. Already had his shirt off and have not 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.160 had not played one second, sure off, everyone else still 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.760 fully closed in their vote shirts. And I'm like God, 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.240 But the thing is, that's what I did. Want to 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.760 see him shirtless celebrating a game he didn't play it. 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:09.520 That's peak beautiful Jr. Yes, he's amazing, like truly the 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.200 reason I fell in love with him. This sounds insane, 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:16.159 but this season, like where the NBA had the lockout 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:18.040 for like the first half of the season or whatever. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:22.160 He was playing in China and I just saw some 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:26.880 news report. I saw some news report that said JR. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:31.840 Smith's girlfriend and sister beat up Chinese fans. I need 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:37.359 to know. I need to know his family, and it's true. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.760 Like him, his girlfriend, he's not with that woman anymore 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.880 because as you guys know, he's a little sloppy in 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:49.240 that department. But he um his like his girlfriend was 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:53.760 just like tattooed up, like sub doubt girl, and her 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.920 and his sister were like beating up Chinese fans who 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:01.560 such a j R. That's the presence you're getting with 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.640 j R. I mean, like I was gonna bring up 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.240 to during during the protest, like I don't even know 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.320 if he was out here because he was trying out 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.839 for the for the Lakers or what, but like during 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.360 the protest, he he beat up this little white kid 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.800 who was just out and and and and he he 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.000 straight up went he went right to his like I 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:22.320 g stories, which is like, you know, Jr's preferred choice 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.919 of platform, I think, but he was like, Hey, I 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.120 just want to let you guys know I beat up 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.640 this kid because he messed with my car and had 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.040 nothing to do with what's going on. And then I 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.800 was like, this is perfect. And then the video came out, 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.240 and the video that is I don't know if you've 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.440 seen it right, but like the video is so great 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.720 because it's him beating up the kid and everyone in 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.120 the crowd is like hey to everyone feel me, like hey, 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:46.440 can you just respect his privacy and just letting it happen, 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:51.440 which is perfect. Yes, I saw that video because whatever 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.600 anything j R. Smith related happens, A bunch of people 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:58.640 text me um, and so they were like they were like, uh, 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.840 did you see the man beating up this little white 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.599 boy like he's doing too much? And I was like, no, 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:08.760 that boy deserved to My thing is my thing is 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:12.120 I understand, you know, eat the rich, all of that, 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.680 all of that, but you can't. You can't come for 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:20.320 first generation rich people. Ship go with everybody else who 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:25.800 has generational wealth. G dude who untied shoelaces and like 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.800 bought his way into the NBA. Like, let him have 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:35.400 his car go funk up like Mark Cuban's car. Yes, exactly. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:40.320 There is a like Matt purple g wagon I see 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.720 all over l A and it's like, I don't know 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:46.039 who that belongs to, but it's clearly a Laker's player. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.560 Don't funk with that car like it may be like 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.760 a green Camaro. Leave it alone. If you see thirty 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.680 inch like diamond studded rims, don't go after that car. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:01.360 If you see a fall break the windshield. Yeah, if 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:06.960 you see him back with a red interior alone, you know, Wow, 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:11.000 you know what this is? This is knowledgeable. Um. Okay, 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.360 So Ray, you are from New York, you are a 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:19.080 self proclaimed Knicks fan. Yeah, I think you're You're one 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.760 of few Knicks fans I get to interact with. I 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:26.240 know one other one I talked to. They're embarrassed, they're 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:30.640 embarress to come up. So, like, what do you hope happens? Well, 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:35.080 I hope James Dolan died, right, I hope happen. Um. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:40.280 So I just read a headline. I didn't go deeply 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:43.840 into it, but I just saw a headline that was like, oh, um, 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:47.640 in response to like all the like social justice stuff 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:51.000 that the players are doing. The uh, the owners have 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:54.880 contributed like more to the Republican Party than they ever have, 0:07:55.720 --> 0:08:00.840 and like the top five were like Orlando's owner and 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.520 I can't remember the other four, but absolutely one thousand 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:09.160 percent it was James ban I'm not surprised by that 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:13.040 at all. Like, and for some reason, rich New Yorkers 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.320 who aren't like old money in high society are super 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:19.280 into Trump and I don't get it. But James Owan 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:23.160 has loved a sexual assaulter and he tried to make 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.520 Isaiah Thomas the coach of the Liberty and I are 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:30.560 you doing? It's almost like, yeah, he's one of those 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.800 people out there who thinks of the worst thing you 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:36.120 can do and totally does it. You know, like every time, 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:40.600 it's like it's cartoonish the decisions that he made. Yeah, 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.640 the parallels to Trump too, it's just like very similar. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.720 You're very similar, like a dude and a white dude 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.839 in power who again, things will come out that it's 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.600 like you gotta be done, like anyone else in society 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:55.319 who has this track record's got to be like dethroned 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.880 but just gets to retain all of it's insane based 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:03.560 on money. I mean it's like a, yeah, he is 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.240 a cartoon villain, that is correct, sea. I mean with 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:10.120 the Oakley stuff, it's like wow, just to to also 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:14.160 be so out of touch and yeah, and like the 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.520 thing is we know him. It's kind of this Jerry 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.120 Jones as thing of like when you were an owner 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:22.880 doing front face saying videos like We're gonna come for 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:25.360 you if you if you funk up, and the Nicks 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:29.440 have fucked up. I mean it's like at least now 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.600 the Browns are trying to be good and like try 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:36.320 and make good choices, and the Knicks almost seemed like 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:40.240 they make bad decisions on purpose, and I know that 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.960 that's not what they're doing, but that's how it feels. Well. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:46.840 The problem is that one so on my like limited 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.319 sample size because I can only think of like two examples. 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:53.040 But I think second generation owners of a team are 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.360 always bad if you didn't have to buy the team 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:59.760 with your own money, and you weren't like part of 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.400 you know, acquiring the team and seeing vacula goes into 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:06.520 such trade actions and whatever whatever. I don't think that 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.480 you can really do a good job. It's like Al 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:13.880 Davison kids and James Dolan sucks, and I just feel 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:17.520 like there's the problem with Dolan is that the Knicks 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:21.360 are always profitable no matter how poorly they performed, And 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:24.800 I don't think he seems like a basketball lover. He 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:26.920 doesn't seem like a guy who's like into the game. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:28.920 So it's like, as long as he keeps the Knicks 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:32.000 decent enough to like sell tickets to Medicine Square Garden, 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.760 which is the truth, like you'll always find people courtside 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.760 of the next game no matter how bad the season 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.160 is going. I don't think he's like at risk of 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.400 losing money enough to want to make the team better. However, 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.679 like with the Browns, it's like who the funk wants 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:48.560 to be in Cleveland. You gotta make this work, dude. Yeah, 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.800 I mean yeah, I mean he really is like the 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:54.480 woman in Major League, but he has New York, Like, yeah, 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:56.679 New York is so fucking cool and there are people 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.440 that want to go there. I mean k D and 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:02.400 Kyrie going to New York, but going to Brooklyn is 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.520 like a great fuck you to him. I think, do 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:09.120 you know how angry I was? I was. I totally 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.000 get it, but I'm so mad at y'all. I'm so mad. 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.400 I was sitting there. I was like, yeah, k D 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.280 comes to the Knicks like whatever, you know. I was 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:23.400 ready to like find new jerseys all that, and uh, yeah, 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:25.600 you know, I don't. I don't know. I like, I 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:28.040 get it, I get it. I get it, you know. 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.800 And I would root for Brooklyn if they had been 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:35.520 there for longer. But I was like born into a 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:39.760 Nick fandom, and it just feels weird to like shift 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.800 to the neck for even though I'm from Brooklyn. It's 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.520 just like I can't do that. I have too many 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.840 memories attached to the Knicks, you know, Like my mother 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.400 and fathers are making fun of me when the Rockets 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.240 came back and beat them because my parents are Nigerian 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:58.240 and my parents are Nigerian Muslim, so I came alagical 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:02.520 like everything to them. And like so my brother and 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.160 I like I think I might have been like six 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.040 and my brother would have been like eight, and we 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.640 were like super hardcore rooting for them, and we were 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.400 singing that song go You'll go, New who you All Go. 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.719 And then like in in the final game, my dad 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.080 was all in my face and I'm like this has 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:23.720 to be child abuse and that, and then like I remember, 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:27.160 like when I was like ten or eleven, why didn't 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.960 the Knicks only duel in lockout seasons anyway? Um, when 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:34.080 I was like ten or eleven, like the Knicks went 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.320 to the finals and I would just like right, Marcus 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.960 camping all over my arm. I thought he was so 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.480 cute because I caught like an n C double a 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.640 game of his, like at amherst One, like when he 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:50.440 was you mask was it AMers it was? And then 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.560 he and then he like uh he, I just saw him. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:56.559 I thought he was so long and handsome, and so 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.400 when he was on the Knicks, I was like so happy. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.480 It was like three wells he said or whatever, and 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.040 It's like the Nets never gave me any memories while 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.319 they were New Jersey, and I don't know, I look 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:10.559 at them as like gentrifiers. Yeah, I mean like the 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.240 next situation too, it's like, yeah, you guys are always 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.520 later you weren't. It's like a Clippers Lakers situation over here, 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.080 like if you were. It's it's the team that you 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.160 sort of connected with when you were born and has 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:28.240 a little bit more history. Like yeah, exactly, But c J, 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.880 you are loyal, right in the same way that I 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.880 am loyal, and c J is not loyal. I'm loyal 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:38.679 to Lebron CJS loyal to the best player, and so 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:42.320 he always gets to root for whatever team the best 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.560 players on And you're like, okay, well that's not really fair. 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:48.640 But yeah, I like individual very much. My brothers, that's 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:51.760 very much my brother Yes, And the NBA and the 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.520 NBA sort of encourages that. Like what I do like 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.760 about the NBA and why I can't really get into 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.040 the NFL aside from all the other largest society of 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:04.040 stuff is that like the NFL wants these particularly black 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:07.679 players to diminish themselves. And there's nothing that I like 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.720 more than an arrogant black man. That is why I've 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:14.680 never been in a happy relationship. But um, like I 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:18.520 really really really really really love that. Like the NBA 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.680 is just like five different businesses on the floor like 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:26.120 for every team each time, and it's like, Okay, I 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:29.880 know this person's face. They make this many dollars, they 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:33.800 can do this much stuff with their sponsorship, and they 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.360 aren't like I mean, obviously, if you're on a team 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.720 with Lebron, you're gonna get eclipsed by him. But it's 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:41.480 not like with Aaron Rodgers getting all the attention and 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:45.760 all these anonymous packers on the field. And I like 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.800 that fan engagement. It's like really really great and I 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:52.440 like seeing when players are funny. Yeah, I mean, if anything, 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:54.600 I was gonna say, like Kauai feels more like an 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.560 NFL player because he just loves the game and doesn't 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:01.920 want to be in you know, doesn't really want to 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.040 be like a spokesperson. I love his is it a 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:07.320 New Balance commercial? He does not speak in it. He's 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:11.040 holding a microphone and but he doesn't speak. Perfect. This 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.680 is if people went to them and we're like, he'll 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.720 do the commercial. He will not speak and he will 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.440 not smile and they were like, we'll figure it out, 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.120 We'll figure it out. But I'm like, he has to 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.400 have fun, right, because there was footage of him in 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:27.800 a strip club and even shy people like pussy, you know, 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:40.880 I wouldn't seem yeah. I think yeah, yeah, and he's 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:46.600 hot and he be asked to like shoulder at that point. Yes, yes, Um, 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:50.960 this is a perfect segue into our topic. So we 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:55.120 we were originally going to do Greatest Choke Jobs, which 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:57.440 was recommended to us by a fan, Hi Kelly, in 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:01.040 a listener, and then when I said Ray was in, 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:05.240 CJ was like, no one talks about hot people or 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:08.200 crushes better than Ray. We have to have her do that. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:11.600 And so today's topic is greatest Hotties is what I'm 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:15.120 calling it. And on my part, it took zero research. 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.040 C J. Did you have to do? I just didn't 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.440 want to miss anyone, because this is genuinely when I 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.200 first moved to l A and I would go to 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.920 these parties with you know, awful people that I don't know, 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.720 but like, for some reason, this was like my party 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:29.800 trigger party conversation where I'd be like, who's like the 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:36.640 hottest NBA player? Straight guys and no. I mean it 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:38.360 was like if I could talk to a bunch of 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.480 straight lame comedy writers and have them admit, who are 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.720 hot NBA players and weren't afraid of like have that 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:47.040 conversations like all right, you're not that much of a loser, 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.960 Like you know, you're not afraid to not your masculine, 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:51.600 so you want to rust that. I guess you're cool. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.880 This is like I've had players in the back of 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:56.200 my head, so I'm gonna I mean, it's gonna be 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.280 a mix of guys and girls. Did you have to 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:02.960 do any research? Of course not. No, I've been like 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.720 floating around the house all morning just thinking about it. 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:08.240 I already told the c J I have lots of 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:13.560 honorable mentions. Yes, yes, and also also guys are hot 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:18.480 for different reasons. Yes, I have to take into account 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.960 as well. Okay, so let's take a quick break and 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:29.000 then we'll be back with our perspects. We are back, Ray, 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:31.879 as our guest. You lead us off with your number 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:36.240 three picks, so we go in. Is that descending? Descending? Yeah, 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:41.120 so you're oh wait, I didn't ask for clarification, don't sorry. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:48.199 They have to be current. They absolutely not no, okay, 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:53.560 so um, my number three is the only current world. 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:57.399 Actually there's he's one of two, but there's Jerk or whatever. 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:05.040 My number three is Russell. Yeah, I mean yes, give 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.240 us your give us your reasoning. First of all, I 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.560 just really like Russell Westbrook bones. He looks after him 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:14.400 to me, my parents are Nigerian, he looks like he's 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:20.400 one of ours. Um and um. I love a surly movasaka, 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:23.240 I really do. And he just he doesn't have time 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.840 for ship. He's really funny, but doesn't have time for ship. 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:29.120 He's so strong, and he's like he looks like such 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:32.480 a man. You know, he's like moving back, pushing the 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:36.240 ball hard, and I'm like he would handle me. So 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:41.359 he when mean and funny, and then when he smiles. 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:44.040 I mean, it's like when when Russ is having fun, 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:46.880 you cannot Like. There was a clip of him dancing 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:51.080 the other day and I was then I started dancing 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.320 like subconsciously, just like was vibing with him. He won 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.359 some award when one of the sps I was at, 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.199 and so then he comes backstage and we the writers, 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.600 we stand backstage and I made eye contact with him 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:07.960 and I said congratulations and he smiled at me, put 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.480 his hand on his chest and said thank you so much. 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:12.520 And I was like in a puddle, like I was 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:16.720 like I've died. I've died. And his shirt was unbuttoned 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:22.320 to his belly button. He had like layered chains on. 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.920 He just looked so cool, so hot, and is even 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:30.800 though he is kind of like ah, like a fun psycho, 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:33.320 he's like a good person and he seems like a 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:37.160 great dad. I love his kids. I just I love 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:40.600 how he dresses. Yes, and this is important to me, 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:45.520 Like there's a whole thing about how or whatever. But 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:49.760 in the Kardashian era, it has gotten to be that 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:54.239 a lot of black celebrities, blackmail celebrities pursue women who 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.600 looks like them or don't talk to or engaged with 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:00.680 black women. The NBA is better at it than a 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.800 lot of other leagues. You know, the black men in 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.280 the NBA usually date black women, but in an arrow 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:08.200 where it's become more cool to data Kardashian or a 0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:11.159 quote unquote exotic woman. The fact that Russell Westbrook is 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:14.159 with a dark skinned black woman and has been with 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:17.840 her has not less they they have beautiful kids, like 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:21.040 it needs a lot to me, and he's funny when 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:24.639 he seems to be funny. That smile is incredible. I 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:27.320 love that he's obsessed with Taylor Swift. That is funny. 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:34.040 Like now he Yeah, he is probably the most influential 0:20:34.240 --> 0:20:39.200 like fashion too, like he he he gave reason for 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:43.720 like the tunnel walk, like TNT starts coverage at players 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:47.159 walking into the arena because of Russell Westbrook. I know, 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:49.600 like some other players have dabbled, you know, in other 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:53.399 leagues too, but like, yeah exactly, but like Russ was 0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:59.720 making statements with his fashion and yeah, exactly the doors. Yeah, 0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:02.960 that's a great first pickre wonderful. C do you want 0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:06.040 me to go next? Okay, so my number three. I'm 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:08.520 disappointed in myself. I thought I was going to have 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:13.400 no white men on my list, but I just cannot 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:19.680 deny how strikingly handsome Jimmy Garoppolo is he. And like it. 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:22.880 I almost think I like him as like a fuck 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.320 you to Tom Brady, because I do think Tom Brady 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:27.800 is like classically hot, looks like he could be a model, 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:32.200 but he's a nemesis of mine. And so Jimmy, Jimmy 0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:35.440 g was like his understudy, you know, and then and 0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:39.520 then got to like shine. I was doing a podcast recently. 0:21:39.680 --> 0:21:42.040 Dian Ortiz is very funny comedian out of Chicago, and 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:44.399 hers is all about crushes, and she was like, I 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:46.240 don't really like Tom Brady. And I was like, do 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:48.080 you know who Jimmy Garoppolo is? And she said no, 0:21:48.640 --> 0:21:50.600 And I showed her a picture and she was like, 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:53.080 that is the hottest man I've ever seen in my life. 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:56.800 Like he he looks like an Abercrombie model, smile, like 0:21:56.920 --> 0:21:58.800 he could be a movie star, he could be an 0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:03.280 action hero. The fact that he is also a quarterback 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:06.120 that took a team to a super Bowl makes him hot. 0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:10.399 But when he said babe to Aaron Andrews, I was like, 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:13.320 I know that we should not be encouraging this behavior. 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:15.639 Men should not be talking to sideline reporters like this. 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:18.480 But if he called me babe, I don't I don't know, 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:24.480 c J, I may throw it all away. He definitely, 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:27.320 because the white quarterback is like so corny to me. 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:30.639 But he yeah, he is somewhat of an exception for me. 0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:33.440 He does look but he's a little bit too like 0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:36.359 he looks manufactured to me. Well, and he's from the 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:40.560 Chicago suburbs. So he also has that like vibe of 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:43.080 like a drunk bro that could be in Wrigley Bill, 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:45.440 Like he could have heckled me out a show. And 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:48.640 I think me imagining him bullying me and not being 0:22:48.680 --> 0:22:55.800 into me makes me more into him. Oh, I know, 0:22:56.240 --> 0:22:59.919 I know, we're absolutely sick. I hope, I hope our 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:03.359 fans are still listening at this point, Like, oh, no, 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:05.920 I think this is gonna be our highest reviewed episode. 0:23:06.520 --> 0:23:09.440 I'll try to tie in some performance. So that's my no. 0:23:09.560 --> 0:23:13.320 I said, he let a teacher. He got injured last week. 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:17.160