Speaker 1: Welcome to the Greatest, a production of I Heart Radio. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to another episode of the Greatest. I'm Megan Gaily,
Speaker 1: joined by my husband and co host c J. Toladano.
Speaker 1: That's really I really like when you say husband first,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to be your I think it
Speaker 1: sounds embarrassing to say a husband and co host. I
Speaker 1: feel like we're in an SNL sketch about people that
Speaker 1: are annoying. Um, we are so excited for our guest today. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's almost too much to say. An Emmy
Speaker 1: nominated writer has written on a Black Lady sketch show,
Speaker 1: The Good Place, The President Show. She's also the owner
Speaker 1: of probably the most important Twitter in my life. UM,
Speaker 1: please welcome Ray Sanni. Hi. I mean it's because the
Speaker 1: thing is, it's true. I'm I'm not Emmy nominated a
Speaker 1: Black Lady. Okay, that show doesn't exist without you. I
Speaker 1: truly hate when that ship happened. Like everyone who works
Speaker 1: on a show that gets nominated, I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: get an emy? Do you get an Emy? And they're like, no,
Speaker 1: we don't get one. Yeah, just the producers and stuff
Speaker 1: get Emmy. But I'm happy that it happened they got nominated.
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of that, but I'm more excited to
Speaker 1: be here with you guys or whatever. I was in
Speaker 1: here being like, when are these motherfuckers? Don't ask me.
Speaker 1: Everybody else you were at the top of our wishless
Speaker 1: but there's just been so much going on, and I
Speaker 1: didn't want to burden you. Um, but no, I'm serious,
Speaker 1: Like we would throw your name around and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't risk busy. You know she's she's emy nominated.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't. I couldn't ignore all of your basketball
Speaker 1: tweets in the last few months. I'm like liking all
Speaker 1: them because yeah, I mean because Megan and I will
Speaker 1: say something and then you'll end up tweeting it and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, all in the same level of sports
Speaker 1: opinions right here. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You can
Speaker 1: make me laugh all the time too, especially with your Lakers. UM.
Speaker 1: I was also going to say this could unofficially be
Speaker 1: the first meeting of the j R. Smith Fan Club.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about. I was thinking about the executive
Speaker 1: branch of it. I think Ray as president, I think
Speaker 1: CJ is vice president, and I'm treasurer. UM like if
Speaker 1: we ever need to collect money to go visit j R.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be doing that. And as c J
Speaker 1: and I've recently found out I have very good credit,
Speaker 1: so I'm happy to be the treasurer. But I knew
Speaker 1: that from looking at you when I first met you
Speaker 1: that you had good Do you act like that's a surprise.
Speaker 1: I think I'm the one that's a toss up. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've learned, not the credit, um. But really, I I
Speaker 1: don't know. If I know three people, I think Aaron Lennox.
Speaker 1: She could potentially be the secretary of the fan club.
Speaker 1: But like the three of us, we really ride hard.
Speaker 1: How much fun has it been for you to see
Speaker 1: j R back with Lebron but not really in a
Speaker 1: playing capacity. So he's the best cheerleader that was Ron
Speaker 1: has ever had. Okay, Leron is playing with his best
Speaker 1: teammate in a D and I love it. I don't
Speaker 1: need JR to do anything bestball, I related, that's not
Speaker 1: why we love him exactly, So I'm good with that.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy to see him. To be honest, I
Speaker 1: think he's beautiful. I love forever him is like funny
Speaker 1: to people. But I also do think he's very, very fine,
Speaker 1: and if he wanted to cause trouble in my life,
Speaker 1: I would accept the trouble. They were showing the Lakers
Speaker 1: after the Thursday night victory. Walking back to the tunnel,
Speaker 1: j R. Already had his shirt off and have not
Speaker 1: had not played one second, sure off, everyone else still
Speaker 1: fully closed in their vote shirts. And I'm like God,
Speaker 1: But the thing is, that's what I did. Want to
Speaker 1: see him shirtless celebrating a game he didn't play it.
Speaker 1: That's peak beautiful Jr. Yes, he's amazing, like truly the
Speaker 1: reason I fell in love with him. This sounds insane,
Speaker 1: but this season, like where the NBA had the lockout
Speaker 1: for like the first half of the season or whatever.
Speaker 1: He was playing in China and I just saw some
Speaker 1: news report. I saw some news report that said JR.
Speaker 1: Smith's girlfriend and sister beat up Chinese fans. I need
Speaker 1: to know. I need to know his family, and it's true.
Speaker 1: Like him, his girlfriend, he's not with that woman anymore
Speaker 1: because as you guys know, he's a little sloppy in
Speaker 1: that department. But he um his like his girlfriend was
Speaker 1: just like tattooed up, like sub doubt girl, and her
Speaker 1: and his sister were like beating up Chinese fans who
Speaker 1: such a j R. That's the presence you're getting with
Speaker 1: j R. I mean, like I was gonna bring up
Speaker 1: to during during the protest, like I don't even know
Speaker 1: if he was out here because he was trying out
Speaker 1: for the for the Lakers or what, but like during
Speaker 1: the protest, he he beat up this little white kid
Speaker 1: who was just out and and and and he he
Speaker 1: straight up went he went right to his like I
Speaker 1: g stories, which is like, you know, Jr's preferred choice
Speaker 1: of platform, I think, but he was like, Hey, I
Speaker 1: just want to let you guys know I beat up
Speaker 1: this kid because he messed with my car and had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with what's going on. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, this is perfect. And then the video came out,
Speaker 1: and the video that is I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: seen it right, but like the video is so great
Speaker 1: because it's him beating up the kid and everyone in
Speaker 1: the crowd is like hey to everyone feel me, like hey,
Speaker 1: can you just respect his privacy and just letting it happen,
Speaker 1: which is perfect. Yes, I saw that video because whatever
Speaker 1: anything j R. Smith related happens, A bunch of people
Speaker 1: text me um, and so they were like they were like, uh,
Speaker 1: did you see the man beating up this little white
Speaker 1: boy like he's doing too much? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that boy deserved to My thing is my thing is
Speaker 1: I understand, you know, eat the rich, all of that,
Speaker 1: all of that, but you can't. You can't come for
Speaker 1: first generation rich people. Ship go with everybody else who
Speaker 1: has generational wealth. G dude who untied shoelaces and like
Speaker 1: bought his way into the NBA. Like, let him have
Speaker 1: his car go funk up like Mark Cuban's car. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: There is a like Matt purple g wagon I see
Speaker 1: all over l A and it's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: who that belongs to, but it's clearly a Laker's player.
Speaker 1: Don't funk with that car like it may be like
Speaker 1: a green Camaro. Leave it alone. If you see thirty
Speaker 1: inch like diamond studded rims, don't go after that car.
Speaker 1: If you see a fall break the windshield. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you see him back with a red interior alone, you know, Wow,
Speaker 1: you know what this is? This is knowledgeable. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Ray, you are from New York, you are a
Speaker 1: self proclaimed Knicks fan. Yeah, I think you're You're one
Speaker 1: of few Knicks fans I get to interact with. I
Speaker 1: know one other one I talked to. They're embarrassed, they're
Speaker 1: embarress to come up. So, like, what do you hope happens? Well,
Speaker 1: I hope James Dolan died, right, I hope happen. Um.
Speaker 1: So I just read a headline. I didn't go deeply
Speaker 1: into it, but I just saw a headline that was like, oh, um,
Speaker 1: in response to like all the like social justice stuff
Speaker 1: that the players are doing. The uh, the owners have
Speaker 1: contributed like more to the Republican Party than they ever have,
Speaker 1: and like the top five were like Orlando's owner and
Speaker 1: I can't remember the other four, but absolutely one thousand
Speaker 1: percent it was James ban I'm not surprised by that
Speaker 1: at all. Like, and for some reason, rich New Yorkers
Speaker 1: who aren't like old money in high society are super
Speaker 1: into Trump and I don't get it. But James Owan
Speaker 1: has loved a sexual assaulter and he tried to make
Speaker 1: Isaiah Thomas the coach of the Liberty and I are
Speaker 1: you doing? It's almost like, yeah, he's one of those
Speaker 1: people out there who thinks of the worst thing you
Speaker 1: can do and totally does it. You know, like every time,
Speaker 1: it's like it's cartoonish the decisions that he made. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the parallels to Trump too, it's just like very similar.
Speaker 1: You're very similar, like a dude and a white dude
Speaker 1: in power who again, things will come out that it's
Speaker 1: like you gotta be done, like anyone else in society
Speaker 1: who has this track record's got to be like dethroned
Speaker 1: but just gets to retain all of it's insane based
Speaker 1: on money. I mean it's like a, yeah, he is
Speaker 1: a cartoon villain, that is correct, sea. I mean with
Speaker 1: the Oakley stuff, it's like wow, just to to also
Speaker 1: be so out of touch and yeah, and like the
Speaker 1: thing is we know him. It's kind of this Jerry
Speaker 1: Jones as thing of like when you were an owner
Speaker 1: doing front face saying videos like We're gonna come for
Speaker 1: you if you if you funk up, and the Nicks
Speaker 1: have fucked up. I mean it's like at least now
Speaker 1: the Browns are trying to be good and like try
Speaker 1: and make good choices, and the Knicks almost seemed like
Speaker 1: they make bad decisions on purpose, and I know that
Speaker 1: that's not what they're doing, but that's how it feels. Well.
Speaker 1: The problem is that one so on my like limited
Speaker 1: sample size because I can only think of like two examples.
Speaker 1: But I think second generation owners of a team are
Speaker 1: always bad if you didn't have to buy the team
Speaker 1: with your own money, and you weren't like part of
Speaker 1: you know, acquiring the team and seeing vacula goes into
Speaker 1: such trade actions and whatever whatever. I don't think that
Speaker 1: you can really do a good job. It's like Al
Speaker 1: Davison kids and James Dolan sucks, and I just feel
Speaker 1: like there's the problem with Dolan is that the Knicks
Speaker 1: are always profitable no matter how poorly they performed, And
Speaker 1: I don't think he seems like a basketball lover. He
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a guy who's like into the game.
Speaker 1: So it's like, as long as he keeps the Knicks
Speaker 1: decent enough to like sell tickets to Medicine Square Garden,
Speaker 1: which is the truth, like you'll always find people courtside
Speaker 1: of the next game no matter how bad the season
Speaker 1: is going. I don't think he's like at risk of
Speaker 1: losing money enough to want to make the team better. However,
Speaker 1: like with the Browns, it's like who the funk wants
Speaker 1: to be in Cleveland. You gotta make this work, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean he really is like the
Speaker 1: woman in Major League, but he has New York, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: New York is so fucking cool and there are people
Speaker 1: that want to go there. I mean k D and
Speaker 1: Kyrie going to New York, but going to Brooklyn is
Speaker 1: like a great fuck you to him. I think, do
Speaker 1: you know how angry I was? I was. I totally
Speaker 1: get it, but I'm so mad at y'all. I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I was sitting there. I was like, yeah, k D
Speaker 1: comes to the Knicks like whatever, you know. I was
Speaker 1: ready to like find new jerseys all that, and uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't. I don't know. I like, I
Speaker 1: get it, I get it. I get it, you know.
Speaker 1: And I would root for Brooklyn if they had been
Speaker 1: there for longer. But I was like born into a
Speaker 1: Nick fandom, and it just feels weird to like shift
Speaker 1: to the neck for even though I'm from Brooklyn. It's
Speaker 1: just like I can't do that. I have too many
Speaker 1: memories attached to the Knicks, you know, Like my mother
Speaker 1: and fathers are making fun of me when the Rockets
Speaker 1: came back and beat them because my parents are Nigerian
Speaker 1: and my parents are Nigerian Muslim, so I came alagical
Speaker 1: like everything to them. And like so my brother and
Speaker 1: I like I think I might have been like six
Speaker 1: and my brother would have been like eight, and we
Speaker 1: were like super hardcore rooting for them, and we were
Speaker 1: singing that song go You'll go, New who you All Go.
Speaker 1: And then like in in the final game, my dad
Speaker 1: was all in my face and I'm like this has
Speaker 1: to be child abuse and that, and then like I remember,
Speaker 1: like when I was like ten or eleven, why didn't
Speaker 1: the Knicks only duel in lockout seasons anyway? Um, when
Speaker 1: I was like ten or eleven, like the Knicks went
Speaker 1: to the finals and I would just like right, Marcus
Speaker 1: camping all over my arm. I thought he was so
Speaker 1: cute because I caught like an n C double a
Speaker 1: game of his, like at amherst One, like when he
Speaker 1: was you mask was it AMers it was? And then
Speaker 1: he and then he like uh he, I just saw him.
Speaker 1: I thought he was so long and handsome, and so
Speaker 1: when he was on the Knicks, I was like so happy.
Speaker 1: It was like three wells he said or whatever, and
Speaker 1: It's like the Nets never gave me any memories while
Speaker 1: they were New Jersey, and I don't know, I look
Speaker 1: at them as like gentrifiers. Yeah, I mean like the
Speaker 1: next situation too, it's like, yeah, you guys are always
Speaker 1: later you weren't. It's like a Clippers Lakers situation over here,
Speaker 1: like if you were. It's it's the team that you
Speaker 1: sort of connected with when you were born and has
Speaker 1: a little bit more history. Like yeah, exactly, But c J,
Speaker 1: you are loyal, right in the same way that I
Speaker 1: am loyal, and c J is not loyal. I'm loyal
Speaker 1: to Lebron CJS loyal to the best player, and so
Speaker 1: he always gets to root for whatever team the best
Speaker 1: players on And you're like, okay, well that's not really fair.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like individual very much. My brothers, that's
Speaker 1: very much my brother Yes, And the NBA and the
Speaker 1: NBA sort of encourages that. Like what I do like
Speaker 1: about the NBA and why I can't really get into
Speaker 1: the NFL aside from all the other largest society of
Speaker 1: stuff is that like the NFL wants these particularly black
Speaker 1: players to diminish themselves. And there's nothing that I like
Speaker 1: more than an arrogant black man. That is why I've
Speaker 1: never been in a happy relationship. But um, like I
Speaker 1: really really really really really love that. Like the NBA
Speaker 1: is just like five different businesses on the floor like
Speaker 1: for every team each time, and it's like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: know this person's face. They make this many dollars, they
Speaker 1: can do this much stuff with their sponsorship, and they
Speaker 1: aren't like I mean, obviously, if you're on a team
Speaker 1: with Lebron, you're gonna get eclipsed by him. But it's
Speaker 1: not like with Aaron Rodgers getting all the attention and
Speaker 1: all these anonymous packers on the field. And I like
Speaker 1: that fan engagement. It's like really really great and I
Speaker 1: like seeing when players are funny. Yeah, I mean, if anything,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like Kauai feels more like an
Speaker 1: NFL player because he just loves the game and doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be in you know, doesn't really want to
Speaker 1: be like a spokesperson. I love his is it a
Speaker 1: New Balance commercial? He does not speak in it. He's
Speaker 1: holding a microphone and but he doesn't speak. Perfect. This
Speaker 1: is if people went to them and we're like, he'll
Speaker 1: do the commercial. He will not speak and he will
Speaker 1: not smile and they were like, we'll figure it out,
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. But I'm like, he has to
Speaker 1: have fun, right, because there was footage of him in
Speaker 1: a strip club and even shy people like pussy, you know,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't seem yeah. I think yeah, yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: hot and he be asked to like shoulder at that point. Yes, yes, Um,
Speaker 1: this is a perfect segue into our topic. So we
Speaker 1: we were originally going to do Greatest Choke Jobs, which
Speaker 1: was recommended to us by a fan, Hi Kelly, in
Speaker 1: a listener, and then when I said Ray was in,
Speaker 1: CJ was like, no one talks about hot people or
Speaker 1: crushes better than Ray. We have to have her do that.
Speaker 1: And so today's topic is greatest Hotties is what I'm
Speaker 1: calling it. And on my part, it took zero research.
Speaker 1: C J. Did you have to do? I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to miss anyone, because this is genuinely when I
Speaker 1: first moved to l A and I would go to
Speaker 1: these parties with you know, awful people that I don't know,
Speaker 1: but like, for some reason, this was like my party
Speaker 1: trigger party conversation where I'd be like, who's like the
Speaker 1: hottest NBA player? Straight guys and no. I mean it
Speaker 1: was like if I could talk to a bunch of
Speaker 1: straight lame comedy writers and have them admit, who are
Speaker 1: hot NBA players and weren't afraid of like have that
Speaker 1: conversations like all right, you're not that much of a loser,
Speaker 1: Like you know, you're not afraid to not your masculine,
Speaker 1: so you want to rust that. I guess you're cool.
Speaker 1: This is like I've had players in the back of
Speaker 1: my head, so I'm gonna I mean, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a mix of guys and girls. Did you have to
Speaker 1: do any research? Of course not. No, I've been like
Speaker 1: floating around the house all morning just thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I already told the c J I have lots of
Speaker 1: honorable mentions. Yes, yes, and also also guys are hot
Speaker 1: for different reasons. Yes, I have to take into account
Speaker 1: as well. Okay, so let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: then we'll be back with our perspects. We are back, Ray,
Speaker 1: as our guest. You lead us off with your number
Speaker 1: three picks, so we go in. Is that descending? Descending? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're oh wait, I didn't ask for clarification, don't sorry.
Speaker 1: They have to be current. They absolutely not no, okay,
Speaker 1: so um, my number three is the only current world.
Speaker 1: Actually there's he's one of two, but there's Jerk or whatever.
Speaker 1: My number three is Russell. Yeah, I mean yes, give
Speaker 1: us your give us your reasoning. First of all, I
Speaker 1: just really like Russell Westbrook bones. He looks after him
Speaker 1: to me, my parents are Nigerian, he looks like he's
Speaker 1: one of ours. Um and um. I love a surly movasaka,
Speaker 1: I really do. And he just he doesn't have time
Speaker 1: for ship. He's really funny, but doesn't have time for ship.
Speaker 1: He's so strong, and he's like he looks like such
Speaker 1: a man. You know, he's like moving back, pushing the
Speaker 1: ball hard, and I'm like he would handle me. So
Speaker 1: he when mean and funny, and then when he smiles.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like when when Russ is having fun,
Speaker 1: you cannot Like. There was a clip of him dancing
Speaker 1: the other day and I was then I started dancing
Speaker 1: like subconsciously, just like was vibing with him. He won
Speaker 1: some award when one of the sps I was at,
Speaker 1: and so then he comes backstage and we the writers,
Speaker 1: we stand backstage and I made eye contact with him
Speaker 1: and I said congratulations and he smiled at me, put
Speaker 1: his hand on his chest and said thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And I was like in a puddle, like I was
Speaker 1: like I've died. I've died. And his shirt was unbuttoned
Speaker 1: to his belly button. He had like layered chains on.
Speaker 1: He just looked so cool, so hot, and is even
Speaker 1: though he is kind of like ah, like a fun psycho,
Speaker 1: he's like a good person and he seems like a
Speaker 1: great dad. I love his kids. I just I love
Speaker 1: how he dresses. Yes, and this is important to me,
Speaker 1: Like there's a whole thing about how or whatever. But
Speaker 1: in the Kardashian era, it has gotten to be that
Speaker 1: a lot of black celebrities, blackmail celebrities pursue women who
Speaker 1: looks like them or don't talk to or engaged with
Speaker 1: black women. The NBA is better at it than a
Speaker 1: lot of other leagues. You know, the black men in
Speaker 1: the NBA usually date black women, but in an arrow
Speaker 1: where it's become more cool to data Kardashian or a
Speaker 1: quote unquote exotic woman. The fact that Russell Westbrook is
Speaker 1: with a dark skinned black woman and has been with
Speaker 1: her has not less they they have beautiful kids, like
Speaker 1: it needs a lot to me, and he's funny when
Speaker 1: he seems to be funny. That smile is incredible. I
Speaker 1: love that he's obsessed with Taylor Swift. That is funny.
Speaker 1: Like now he Yeah, he is probably the most influential
Speaker 1: like fashion too, like he he he gave reason for
Speaker 1: like the tunnel walk, like TNT starts coverage at players
Speaker 1: walking into the arena because of Russell Westbrook. I know,
Speaker 1: like some other players have dabbled, you know, in other
Speaker 1: leagues too, but like, yeah exactly, but like Russ was
Speaker 1: making statements with his fashion and yeah, exactly the doors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great first pickre wonderful. C do you want
Speaker 1: me to go next? Okay, so my number three. I'm
Speaker 1: disappointed in myself. I thought I was going to have
Speaker 1: no white men on my list, but I just cannot
Speaker 1: deny how strikingly handsome Jimmy Garoppolo is he. And like it.
Speaker 1: I almost think I like him as like a fuck
Speaker 1: you to Tom Brady, because I do think Tom Brady
Speaker 1: is like classically hot, looks like he could be a model,
Speaker 1: but he's a nemesis of mine. And so Jimmy, Jimmy
Speaker 1: g was like his understudy, you know, and then and
Speaker 1: then got to like shine. I was doing a podcast recently.
Speaker 1: Dian Ortiz is very funny comedian out of Chicago, and
Speaker 1: hers is all about crushes, and she was like, I
Speaker 1: don't really like Tom Brady. And I was like, do
Speaker 1: you know who Jimmy Garoppolo is? And she said no,
Speaker 1: And I showed her a picture and she was like,
Speaker 1: that is the hottest man I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: Like he he looks like an Abercrombie model, smile, like
Speaker 1: he could be a movie star, he could be an
Speaker 1: action hero. The fact that he is also a quarterback
Speaker 1: that took a team to a super Bowl makes him hot.
Speaker 1: But when he said babe to Aaron Andrews, I was like,
Speaker 1: I know that we should not be encouraging this behavior.
Speaker 1: Men should not be talking to sideline reporters like this.
Speaker 1: But if he called me babe, I don't I don't know,
Speaker 1: c J, I may throw it all away. He definitely,
Speaker 1: because the white quarterback is like so corny to me.
Speaker 1: But he yeah, he is somewhat of an exception for me.
Speaker 1: He does look but he's a little bit too like
Speaker 1: he looks manufactured to me. Well, and he's from the
Speaker 1: Chicago suburbs. So he also has that like vibe of
Speaker 1: like a drunk bro that could be in Wrigley Bill,
Speaker 1: Like he could have heckled me out a show. And
Speaker 1: I think me imagining him bullying me and not being
Speaker 1: into me makes me more into him. Oh, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, we're absolutely sick. I hope, I hope our
Speaker 1: fans are still listening at this point, Like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I think this is gonna be our highest reviewed episode.
Speaker 1: I'll try to tie in some performance. So that's my no.
Speaker 1: I said, he let a teacher. He got injured last week.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping he's better. I like he's someone I hate
Speaker 1: seeing injured because he's had bad ones. But yeah, how
Speaker 1: does he dress? I have no idea. I'm sure in
Speaker 1: Patagonia is like I'm sure it's not good, but I
Speaker 1: really only ever want to see him in pads. Like
Speaker 1: if he were to like walk into a dinner, I'm
Speaker 1: sure he would. Yeah, he's from the western suburbs of Chicago,
Speaker 1: but he wears like black button downs with like Paisley
Speaker 1: collars and ships. Um I would, I would. I would
Speaker 1: resent him if I saw him in real life. There
Speaker 1: are people that are like objectively handsome and like have
Speaker 1: a good life. You're sure just by looking and I
Speaker 1: would be resentful acknowledge that he's beautiful and then the
Speaker 1: the out of him A good choice. He's very, very
Speaker 1: very beautiful man. And he liked porn stars, which I'm
Speaker 1: glad for. I love that he was just like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to give a ship what anybody says. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take this, this beautiful porn star on a day.
Speaker 1: Y'all have a problem with it here. I love that
Speaker 1: you have to imagine playing in San Francisco. Really just
Speaker 1: let you be like, who gives a fuck? Like you
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want. Um, okay, your number three
Speaker 1: al right, So my number three is the pick that
Speaker 1: I was talking like this. I found this. I thought
Speaker 1: of this when I used to have those conversations back
Speaker 1: in the day, and it stayed in my head. Um
Speaker 1: because it's between like I feel like when people talk
Speaker 1: about handsome or hot NBA players, Rick Fox always comes
Speaker 1: up like and I was like, I was like, okay, whatever, um,
Speaker 1: But for me it was Jim Jackson. Do you guys
Speaker 1: know Jim Jackson. That's the one that is that the
Speaker 1: one who sold Tony Braxton from Maybe I I need
Speaker 1: to look that up. But yeah, that's so funny because
Speaker 1: I would have been so mad at myself if I
Speaker 1: didn't mention that Layry so he stole Tony Braxon. Yes,
Speaker 1: so so first of all, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: Tony Brack was doing. The team hotel to pick up
Speaker 1: Jason Kidd for a date, if the story, but she
Speaker 1: ends up leaving with Jim Jackson. I mean side by side.
Speaker 1: He's hotter. Jason Kidd is not to me, um and
Speaker 1: he he was for like five minutes on the net.
Speaker 1: It's really hot for like his first two seasons on nets.
Speaker 1: But he's got a weird look to him. Jim Jackson,
Speaker 1: c J. You're so right. He's so handsome. He's six
Speaker 1: sex from Toledo, Ohio. Just like a rock yeah, like
Speaker 1: back then, like just like solid NBA players because it
Speaker 1: was like the age of you know, like obviously like
Speaker 1: and it was like all finesse lean but like a big,
Speaker 1: solid NBA players, Like man, I want to look like that.
Speaker 1: And I love that you said. I love what you
Speaker 1: said that he got traded after the Jason Kidd thing,
Speaker 1: because he was traded. He played for twelve NBA teams.
Speaker 1: I remember him being like a journeyman, and I'm wondering
Speaker 1: it's like, was he just a threat to every every
Speaker 1: teammate's wife or girlfriend. Yes, he was, like he's killing
Speaker 1: everybody's girl. Yeah, he's too hot, you can't. I mean
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's like such a funny phenomenon to be like,
Speaker 1: you gotta trade to me, too hot. My wife loves him.
Speaker 1: Jim Jackson hard to to get off my list. He's
Speaker 1: running strongly eight years. I saw Rick Fox in person,
Speaker 1: probably like three years ago, and he still looked really
Speaker 1: like he actually looked hotter than I remember him being.
Speaker 1: And maybe that's the in person he's better with the
Speaker 1: salt and pepper hair. Yes, who I love like a
Speaker 1: distinguished gentleman, and he looks like one. But Chris Rick
Speaker 1: stresses me out because he's like too pretty. I would
Speaker 1: never be confident that my man wasn't cheating on me
Speaker 1: if he looks like Rick back, because when you saw
Speaker 1: Vanessa Williams like back in the day, and you're like,
Speaker 1: that is the prettiest woman alive, and then you see
Speaker 1: him and you're like, oh, yeah, that's who deserves her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But didn't give her. I think I think he cheated
Speaker 1: on her, like pretty badly. Yeah, Rick, I mean now
Speaker 1: Rick is boys with Kanye like really doubling down on
Speaker 1: it right. Well, when I saw him, he was in
Speaker 1: a casino and he had two very ugly short white
Speaker 1: men with him, and I was like, what a good
Speaker 1: move just surround yourself control. Isn't he dating like one
Speaker 1: of the spy women from TV? Like maybe a lie
Speaker 1: should or something? Oh wow, Oh, I think I've seen
Speaker 1: the lies of douche, like the what is it Perez
Speaker 1: Hilton pictures of them to hanging out. Well, I always
Speaker 1: told I always told c J. If him and I
Speaker 1: hadn't started dating, I feel like I would have wound
Speaker 1: up with or sell Us Wiley. No, no, thank god
Speaker 1: you didn't. He's like a weirdo, self paid and black dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like. Uh. There was like a tweet the other day.
Speaker 1: I was like, look at this guy dancing for white dollars. No,
Speaker 1: he's something he said, Oh, I don't believe in white
Speaker 1: privilege because white privilege means that my black skin is
Speaker 1: a standard. I was like, that's not with that, you're
Speaker 1: playing that he's taking over the Jason Whitlock. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: gone to the Terry Cruise. Kom oh my gosh. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I wound up with c J. Then
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a book break, should we do?
Speaker 1: We let's just go into our number two. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go to our number two. Okay, Ray, you ready with
Speaker 1: your number two? Yeah? I had to reshuffle because I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that we were doing different sports. But now
Speaker 1: that you've introduced the NFL, I would like to go
Speaker 1: with Travis Kells. Wow. Wow that I mean he is hot.
Speaker 1: He is hot. Megan and I have talked to him
Speaker 1: on FaceTime. We face timed with him this summer. We
Speaker 1: have met him in person. Um, we have a close policy.
Speaker 1: Tall he is, he's six four probably he's also he's
Speaker 1: a Cleveland guy, really good. I mean he is. I
Speaker 1: think like old white dudes would describe him as like
Speaker 1: salt of the earth, Like he's like a good guy.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with Catching Kelsey. Did you watch that show? No?
Speaker 1: But I heard good things about it, and he picked
Speaker 1: a black girl, so I was like, Okay, then his
Speaker 1: most recent fiance was a black girl. Okay, yes, but
Speaker 1: also I have and it's shameful. But I went to
Speaker 1: private school with white people in Brooklyn, so the white
Speaker 1: guys had like wig good tendency. My high school, one
Speaker 1: of the beastie boys went to you know, so um
Speaker 1: so I have like a really soft place for wiggas,
Speaker 1: like and it's a bad thing to me, but I like,
Speaker 1: really really do. And I think wiggas from Ohio are
Speaker 1: always the best ones. It's a wigas and Ohio wigas
Speaker 1: and Travis Kelsey is a wiga that I I. He's
Speaker 1: so deeply attractive, handsome. I thought that's why I wouldn't
Speaker 1: like him, and then we got to know him and
Speaker 1: I started watching the play and he's just yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a really good dude. And I like his fashion too.
Speaker 1: I like the way he dresses and yeah, he just
Speaker 1: like he's really cool. He's really cool. Yeah he seems
Speaker 1: like it. He seems like a good time. He's not
Speaker 1: super self serious. He seems nice. And I like that
Speaker 1: he's good at this job because it's like, especially in
Speaker 1: the NFL, like a lot of the attention speakers aren't
Speaker 1: as good as the attention they seek. And so I'm
Speaker 1: glad that he you know, I was and he just
Speaker 1: want a Super Bowl. He forget it and like for me,
Speaker 1: but I've always been I love defensive lineman. That's like,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm into. Bodies wild and so like wide
Speaker 1: receivers and yeah, he was wide receivers are always like
Speaker 1: a little too like flashy and skinny for me, just
Speaker 1: actually more skinny. I like the flash, but a tight end.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, then we've got some like bulk
Speaker 1: con on the Bot and he really yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: He's a hunk. I could see him in his old
Speaker 1: days in Ohio rock and double cubic circonium earrings with
Speaker 1: like a sheep eyebrow, yeah, with with gray sweatpists and whatever.
Speaker 1: Fresh Jordan's just came out and then like and like
Speaker 1: a tahoe with like super dark um windows windows. Yes, yes, um,
Speaker 1: I love there. There were c JS told me, I
Speaker 1: can't say the W word anymore, but you've said I
Speaker 1: there were a lot of um men like that that
Speaker 1: went to my high school. But then we also had
Speaker 1: a lot of black men that went to my high school.
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's wild that they don't ever
Speaker 1: beat up these kids. But everybody got along. It was
Speaker 1: just there was it was. It was beautiful. My high
Speaker 1: school was a microcosm for what I wish the country
Speaker 1: could be. Um, okay, my number two is it's an
Speaker 1: entire team and if you guys tell me I can't,
Speaker 1: I do have one person on it. It's the US
Speaker 1: women's soccer team, Megan Megan Rappano. Um specifically them. Okay,
Speaker 1: so like them winning I was like her talking ship
Speaker 1: to Trump and then winning and being like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: still not going to the White House. I loved that.
Speaker 1: And then watching them celebrate at their parade, fly on
Speaker 1: a private jet and then be at the SPS. It
Speaker 1: all happened in like twenty four hours. I was like,
Speaker 1: just are partying. They're like cool, They're all in, like
Speaker 1: they all have eight packs, but they're like chugging champagne.
Speaker 1: I find Megan Rappanos like and that's like the energy
Speaker 1: that I'm really like attracted to from women. And she
Speaker 1: is just they're good at their jobs. They Megan dresses
Speaker 1: so cool, Sue Bird is so cool. Like them as
Speaker 1: a couple. I'm like very into. I would watch whatever
Speaker 1: they put out. You know it's an interview show, if
Speaker 1: it's a massage show, whatever, I'm into it. I just
Speaker 1: the yeah, and I couldn't name one man on the
Speaker 1: US soccer teach, but I'm like the U S women's
Speaker 1: soccer team. Whatever they will, I will do for them. Yes,
Speaker 1: I totally agree. Sue Bird also is like a big
Speaker 1: thing about that for me, like she's one of my Like,
Speaker 1: oh w n B A like for sure, So Megan
Speaker 1: getting this smasher every night is a beautiful thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one time, just that one for sure. CJ. You got
Speaker 1: your number two. I got my number two. So originally
Speaker 1: was Russ but we said him. So I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Skylar Diggins if we're talking w NBA. Skylar Diggins. She's stunning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she is beautiful. Um yeah, like I mean I and
Speaker 1: she Yeah, she's she's really good. She played She's actually
Speaker 1: from Indiana, South Bend, went to Notre Dame and then
Speaker 1: uh yeah four times w NBA all start and she's awesome.
Speaker 1: She's with like rock Nation, but she is. Yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: She has a TV show called Little Ballers Indiana that
Speaker 1: sounds like something Fallers Indiana. It's like that's this should
Speaker 1: be my number one favorite show. Who is she married?
Speaker 1: I just remember that Drake had a crush on her
Speaker 1: a couple of years back, but she was like she
Speaker 1: was in like a serious relationship with some like college players. Yes,
Speaker 1: so they are now married. He was a college football
Speaker 1: player in His name is Daniel Smith, and he's very hot.
Speaker 1: They look I mean yeah, their wedding photos. Actually know
Speaker 1: she's prettier than him. Um, their wedding photos. But their
Speaker 1: wedding photos there like a beautiful couple together. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she What did you do for money now? I mean
Speaker 1: I hope not work at enterprise like the rest of them.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, maybe sell insurance like or
Speaker 1: maybe maybe he um uh yeah, because I was gonna
Speaker 1: be like live off her money. But then I always
Speaker 1: forget how little they pay, how little they get paid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I asked. You know she was an m
Speaker 1: for sure, she justare of her husband. But someone like
Speaker 1: like her, she probably has like really amazing endorsements because
Speaker 1: she looks like a fitness model. Um, so I'm hoping
Speaker 1: she's getting some Nike money on the side, because, like
Speaker 1: Sue Bird is rich. But she went to Butch too. Um, well, Super,
Speaker 1: I think it's maybe it wasn't Super, but there's this
Speaker 1: if I'm thinking of another woman who coached assistant coach
Speaker 1: for Becky Hammon. Yeah, she's amazing. She was even being
Speaker 1: talked about as an NBA head coach. I think it
Speaker 1: will happen. That ain't gonna I hope that they were
Speaker 1: saying the Pacers and I was like, oh God, these
Speaker 1: Hillbillies are gonna lose their fucking minds if they I know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like men think they want
Speaker 1: to listen to a woman, but I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like the first woman NBA coach, like the head coach,
Speaker 1: is gonna meet a load of resistance. She has to
Speaker 1: be like the best coach in the world. That happens.
Speaker 1: That's why I honestly think Becky Hammond is incredibly talented
Speaker 1: and good at her job. I also think that her
Speaker 1: being with Pop like like because people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's a genius, he's the best, he's the most like outspoken,
Speaker 1: willing to like do whatever for his players. That if
Speaker 1: she was an assistant under a different head coach, I
Speaker 1: don't think she would have the same sway to be
Speaker 1: able to go other places. And also she's gonna have
Speaker 1: to work her way up you know how like Steve
Speaker 1: Nash is going to get to come in and not
Speaker 1: have been the whole time. There's no way that a
Speaker 1: woman can do it because all these men are going
Speaker 1: to be expecting her to prove herself in one capacity
Speaker 1: or another. And like, I'm not saying I like this,
Speaker 1: but it's just I think the only way it'll happen.
Speaker 1: And like even how to solve vouching for her didn't
Speaker 1: mean right, yeah, she almost has to do it within
Speaker 1: the Spurs organization. Well yeah, hear me. People are talking
Speaker 1: about pop going somewhere else or just well no, no,
Speaker 1: well Steve Nash right, like I could see like in
Speaker 1: a move popping like I'm retiring but only because I
Speaker 1: want Becky to be a head coach something like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's gonna be under like extreme circumstances. Like
Speaker 1: you said, Ray, we root for you, Becky. I mean
Speaker 1: a beauty, a blonde Becky. It has all of our support. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: and we're rooting for her. What an anomaly. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: say a quick break and then we'll be back with
Speaker 1: our number one picks. Okay, we are back. Ray, since
Speaker 1: you are our guest, you are going to be our
Speaker 1: final cherry on top. So you're gonna pick last. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to go through my honorable mention, which there
Speaker 1: are many. Okay, so my first honorable mention is Jeter
Speaker 1: in his baseball pride. Just I know, I'm sorry you guys.
Speaker 1: As a child, I just was like, what's what's going
Speaker 1: on with him? Like I couldn't help but feel Yeah, Jeter.
Speaker 1: I thought j just had this like swag and this
Speaker 1: booty in those pants. I was into. I'm sorry, Yes,
Speaker 1: I really was. That's so interesting to me because even
Speaker 1: as far back in fourth grade, I remember being like,
Speaker 1: I don't get whatever the sea. I'm with you, he's
Speaker 1: lame to me, he's been lame like that. Wow, he's
Speaker 1: only He's only my first of eighteen honorable mentions. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then my next honorable mention is um Jason Taylor
Speaker 1: or Dolphins player. Oh oh my god. I remember we
Speaker 1: had like our seats were right next to the opposing
Speaker 1: team's tunnel, and so a lot of times you would
Speaker 1: get to see the NFL players like with their helmets off.
Speaker 1: And when he walked by my best friend and I
Speaker 1: we stood up. We were like, who is that? Like
Speaker 1: he is just so oh beautiful. Um Okay, Jalen Rose, uh,
Speaker 1: probably my number one. Yeah, I love him when he
Speaker 1: was on the Pacers personality when well, so I became
Speaker 1: in love with him when he was on the Pacer
Speaker 1: So that was like playing and I just loved him.
Speaker 1: So I know right now, I don't think I was
Speaker 1: watching that game. I think he's had a little bit
Speaker 1: of a glow up. But yeah, I know some people
Speaker 1: really don't like him. Yeah, he's got up the ESPN
Speaker 1: job I usually past. Yeah, I liked even like him
Speaker 1: at Michigan. I think that's like, okay, not Chriber. Well,
Speaker 1: I and this is something I have where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I will sometimes choose the person less hot because I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe they'd like me, you know, maybe Well this next,
Speaker 1: I mean, p J. Tucker is kind of like people
Speaker 1: are like, that's your number one. I'm like, I just
Speaker 1: he's like so intense. He loves sneakers, and I think
Speaker 1: he has like such a cute face and I love him.
Speaker 1: Um sonorable Dwight Freey is obviously my number one crush
Speaker 1: of all time. And then tennis um tennis player James Blake.
Speaker 1: I was so into if he's the US player that
Speaker 1: got beat up by top or whatever. Yes, he's also
Speaker 1: the Yes, he's also the US player that Lateon Hewitt
Speaker 1: a tennis player. Once there was a line judge who
Speaker 1: was black. I think it was the US Open, and
Speaker 1: the line judge called something out and Layton Hewit goes, okay,
Speaker 1: well look at him and then look at him like
Speaker 1: that the judge was throwing. Yeah, he got big trouble. Um.
Speaker 1: I have not liked him ever since. And then oh okay,
Speaker 1: so then my number one in Oh boy, this may
Speaker 1: be controversial. He had a he got indefinitely banned from
Speaker 1: the NFL. But it's Miles Garrett. Yeahs he is huge.
Speaker 1: He is just so big and poetry has such a
Speaker 1: soft side. And listen, I know a lot of he's
Speaker 1: got a soft side. Why is he did well? Because
Speaker 1: this is this is gonna be a drawback for some people,
Speaker 1: but not for me. He whipped his helmet at Mason Rudolph,
Speaker 1: who was the backup. Yeah, so he basically, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was manslaughter, but it was.
Speaker 1: He did try to kill him with his helmet, which
Speaker 1: is a weapon. He contends that is his name. Miles
Speaker 1: Rudolph Mason Rudolf. Mason Rudolph spoke a slur to him, yes, um,
Speaker 1: and so everyone else is like, that didn't happen, And
Speaker 1: then Mike Tomlin was like that didn't happen. It's like, Mike,
Speaker 1: we don't just stay on the sideline. But I think
Speaker 1: Miles is a kind, sweet soul, and I do think
Speaker 1: something happened for him to react to that crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't that's like not who he is. Having never met him,
Speaker 1: I can tell you that's not who he is. But yeah,
Speaker 1: him on hard knocks with a shirt OFFI investment. I
Speaker 1: think he's back. He was. Honestly, I think he would
Speaker 1: have been banned for life, but he's like so good
Speaker 1: and he's on the Browns that the NFL was like whatever.
Speaker 1: Like I truly if he had been if he was
Speaker 1: so anyone else, I think he would have gotten in
Speaker 1: a lot more trouble. But he is truly bluffed, and
Speaker 1: so I guess. I did see him in person at
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl and I had to like move away,
Speaker 1: like it was just like, oh my god, she's just
Speaker 1: so huge and cool. Okay, that's my number one, Okay,
Speaker 1: so quickly my honorable mentions. Anna Cornicova. Um, some hack shit.
Speaker 1: I know. It was like again just me as a child,
Speaker 1: Reggie Bush, I think, is like what a running back
Speaker 1: should look like. Is so cool. And again like now
Speaker 1: he's like even hotter, I think because he was pre
Speaker 1: the Kardashian's curse. Like he's like I got in there
Speaker 1: and I got out. Yeah, but then he legitimized her.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and so we aren't mad at him for that? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Um so my number one, this is really strange. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be really strange. Summer Sanders, No, I think that's
Speaker 1: really funny. But do you know who Summer Sanders is?
Speaker 1: So she is the she is Olympic swimmer who hosted
Speaker 1: Figure it Out on Nickelodeon as a kid, and I
Speaker 1: think that was like this, and she hosted Inside NBA
Speaker 1: Inside stuff for a minute, and so just again just
Speaker 1: that's the then diagram of my hobbies back then. Of like,
Speaker 1: so she would just a major crush and I yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I thought she She's very she's very attractive.
Speaker 1: I mean, talk about a gettable crush. We could make
Speaker 1: one call. In summer Sanders would be at our house
Speaker 1: even during COVID. I had more friends, had a Summer
Speaker 1: Sanders fan club growing up. But yeah, so she that's
Speaker 1: not bad, that's not bad. But I will, I will
Speaker 1: need you to admit that that also encompasses personality because
Speaker 1: she's not right. That's true, that's true. She was like
Speaker 1: fun and like I mean, she was a game show
Speaker 1: host who liked sports. Yeah, it's basically if Vanna White talked,
Speaker 1: that's what you're talking about. Yeah. No, I mean it's
Speaker 1: when when people describe that the like Liz Lemon theory,
Speaker 1: where it's like, yeah, you're attracted to someone who's like
Speaker 1: gettable and like you know, I don't want to say
Speaker 1: like low self esteem, but like, yeah, that's I think
Speaker 1: what I feel for that. And Summer. You seem like
Speaker 1: you would be as a boy like her name Summer
Speaker 1: and I love summer. There's no school, have a peanut brain.
Speaker 1: It's so I'm not I can admit that for sure.
Speaker 1: Swimming is cool. I mean, Ryan Lockty, I was gonna
Speaker 1: put him on my list, be he's just so fucking
Speaker 1: stupid that I couldn't. Swimmers. Swimmers are like toned in
Speaker 1: a way that's that's really cool, um J. But the
Speaker 1: swimmer's body is like logs in the torso and I
Speaker 1: prefer the legs to be in the leg me too,
Speaker 1: And I am a long torso bitch, and I'm sad
Speaker 1: every day. Um just it's just like a very long torso,
Speaker 1: very stubby legs. Okay, right, do you have any honorable mentions? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: honorable mentions are if we're talking baseball, Ken Griffy Jr.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like I remember being a kid
Speaker 1: and even though I was like a super big Yankee fan,
Speaker 1: I made my dad buy me all of these like
Speaker 1: Ken Griffy shirts and posters and things like that. He's gonna,
Speaker 1: um the best ask in athletic period. I don't care
Speaker 1: what anyone says. People like to talk about other people's
Speaker 1: but Ken Griffin is the best. But I don't seen
Speaker 1: in my entire life. I think baseball pants is something
Speaker 1: like kind of magical to But yes, because I was
Speaker 1: watching Sports Center last night and some guy I think
Speaker 1: his name was like Brian Clarity and he like is
Speaker 1: a picture for like uh, Milwaukee or whatever, and he's
Speaker 1: just this lanky, fucking doofy, honestly handsome guy and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't like this whatever, and then he
Speaker 1: turns around it right before he enters himself, because that
Speaker 1: was the quick life. I was like, oh, that's a
Speaker 1: nice pass. Baseball. Baseball does great things. But but Jared
Speaker 1: Smith is not an honorable mention. He's just the love
Speaker 1: of my life. But I had to mention him because
Speaker 1: he wasn't on this foot. But my number one ever
Speaker 1: ever ever in my entire life is Kevin Garnett. Tell
Speaker 1: us why? Yeah? So? Um. I think I think I
Speaker 1: might have been like eleven or twelve, and I saw
Speaker 1: Kevin Garnet on an episode of Jay Leno and he
Speaker 1: was incredibly charming and he just looked like a tall
Speaker 1: Central African statue to me, and I just suddenly was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's my man and so and like you, Megan, I
Speaker 1: like the guy who not everyone's eating for or not
Speaker 1: everybody thinks it's hot. And I love an underdog and so,
Speaker 1: like when the Lakers were just dominating dominated it dominated,
Speaker 1: I'm like, when's kag gonna get to his conference final?
Speaker 1: Like when's kg gonna get you know? And I remember,
Speaker 1: like it was like one day in school. I think
Speaker 1: I was in like eleventh grade or twelfth grade or something,
Speaker 1: and it was the conference finals versus the Lakers, and
Speaker 1: I remember, like I loved KG so much, I really
Speaker 1: filed out and it was an elimination game and he
Speaker 1: filed out and I had to turn the TV off
Speaker 1: because my heart couldn't take it because it went into
Speaker 1: overtime and KG KG was filed out, and so like,
Speaker 1: I waited till the next morning and I got to
Speaker 1: school and I logged into the computer there and I
Speaker 1: saw they want and I was like, fucking I lost
Speaker 1: my mind. Obviously they lost the next game, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't know something about him, and while he SERBIAC
Speaker 1: were like just followed. And then when Kevin Garnett joined Boston,
Speaker 1: everybody hated that scene and everyone hated everyone hated like
Speaker 1: Paul most of all. But I really really really really
Speaker 1: loved Free Alan Yeah, and Kevin and KG. I don't
Speaker 1: know just everything about the way he talked and like
Speaker 1: his I don't give a funk. I love a man
Speaker 1: who's arrogant and talk shit. I love him on his
Speaker 1: show right now, the one he has a Chandie Parker.
Speaker 1: I just think he's so charming and funny and handsome
Speaker 1: and long. And I feel like if I worked hard enough,
Speaker 1: I could get him. Yeah, I think so. He has
Speaker 1: a new commercial now too that's like not basketball related.
Speaker 1: I think it's some sort of like cocktail. And it
Speaker 1: like stuck out to me because I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has like model like dimension. You know, he's like tall, lean,
Speaker 1: he has like a beautiful bald head, has like a
Speaker 1: really nice, like handsome, great face that he could be
Speaker 1: like a Calvin Kleine runway model and fully blend him
Speaker 1: at New York Fashion Week and you would have no idea.
Speaker 1: Who's a basketball player? Yeah? Yes, the cheek like he
Speaker 1: has a great like bone structure and he's an asshole.
Speaker 1: And I'm talking why that? Yeah, so long too, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah he played for a long time. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: he was in an Adam Sandley movie directed by the
Speaker 1: Safty brothers. Like he's done it all. Yeah yeah, And
Speaker 1: and you know, like obviously this is not about history,
Speaker 1: like I'm not attractive because they changed the game or whatever,
Speaker 1: but like he did change the game, you know, like
Speaker 1: for high school players to come in and make that
Speaker 1: much money. He changed the position of forwards. And so
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just fucking love the dude. I
Speaker 1: just love the dude. And who gives the funk about Minnesota. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I heard he was trying to buy the teams
Speaker 1: hopefully gets that. Gosh, I can't wait for that. I
Speaker 1: know it's like so so so expensive, but I can't
Speaker 1: wait for former athletes to be owners and like in
Speaker 1: way more way more than Jordan's Like I I can't
Speaker 1: wait for Lebron being a team out like it's just
Speaker 1: gonna I I hope it changes the country, like I
Speaker 1: really genuine it will. I mean, you know, like black
Speaker 1: people don't have access to generational wealth in the same way,
Speaker 1: and so there's not a lot of like billionaires who
Speaker 1: can afford a team. But it would be incredible to
Speaker 1: see like the sport that made these people then be
Speaker 1: like owned by these people. You know, it is weird
Speaker 1: when you have like a guy like James Dolan giving
Speaker 1: to Trump when you know, the whole like the bubble.
Speaker 1: It's both people except for Gordon Hayward, who care about
Speaker 1: black lives matters, and so like I want to see
Speaker 1: like the ownership reflects the labor and so that's gonna
Speaker 1: be really really cool. And I think like Lebron would
Speaker 1: be like a hard owner to work for. I imagine
Speaker 1: because he seems to be pretty strict that even his
Speaker 1: teammates weird, but like, I think he would be an
Speaker 1: amazing one for a good team. And like even Lebron
Speaker 1: has been a bad gs even with this, like they've
Speaker 1: been able to accomplish as players. This um all the
Speaker 1: stadiums being voting like places. It's like, think if they
Speaker 1: were owners, how much like they would be able to
Speaker 1: Like that's a feat in and of itself, Like people
Speaker 1: keep tweeting at the NFL, like why do you guys
Speaker 1: open your stadiums? It's like that would never happen. The
Speaker 1: NBA got it to happen, and then they're gonna be
Speaker 1: owners and they're gonna be able to make so much more.
Speaker 1: Like they're just gonna, you know, open it up to
Speaker 1: like hey, if you live in the neighborhood, come to
Speaker 1: the gate, Like they're just gonna be kinder better, Um
Speaker 1: Zion paying the entire stadiums. You don't have a child,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, how are you
Speaker 1: not embarrassed as Zion showed you up this way? But
Speaker 1: they weren't, And because they're like, oh, I would never
Speaker 1: give my money yes, And then so like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: very glad for their being, like you know, guys like
Speaker 1: le Bron who obviously have their minds set on that
Speaker 1: kind of accomplishment later on. And I'm really really excited
Speaker 1: to see it. And I hope KG owns Minnesota. That
Speaker 1: would be awesome too. Yeah, that'd be great. I feel
Speaker 1: like that would sell tickets like they they would benefit
Speaker 1: from it too. Right, this has been so much fun.
Speaker 1: I love talking hotties with you. Where can our listeners
Speaker 1: find you? Okay? Um, I'm on Twitter at Rayni. Just
Speaker 1: so you guys know, I don't only talk about players.
Speaker 1: So if you're not obsessed with reality TV like Real
Speaker 1: House Lives and stuff, you maybe don't join up. And
Speaker 1: I have a podcast called The Deliberation. It's a podcast
Speaker 1: where we recap the challenge on the Real World It
Speaker 1: used to be Real World road Rules Challenge Challenge now
Speaker 1: and they have like actual athletes on these things, like
Speaker 1: Lolo Jones is gonna be and I'm not happy about it. Well,
Speaker 1: she was on the list like they had they had
Speaker 1: a I don't think she ever won a gold medal.
Speaker 1: She didn't. I thought she did give it back. Maybe
Speaker 1: she was a world champion. She's been a world champion
Speaker 1: of Bunch but like that's why she even switched to
Speaker 1: Bob's Lettings, trying to get a gold medal and she's
Speaker 1: to get us there. But but she was on there
Speaker 1: like Champ versus Stars version, and she sucked a lot there,
Speaker 1: and then they brought her on for the regular challenge
Speaker 1: and I'm confidence she's going to be insufferable and stuck
Speaker 1: there too. Um and yeah, I'm just around or whatever. Friends,
Speaker 1: if you're hot and you're tall and your black fude
Speaker 1: and you're smart, dm Ray has an incredible opinions. She
Speaker 1: has been against or you have you've seen Monique Samuel's
Speaker 1: for what she was since then, Yes, yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: can admit when I'm wrong, and I've been wrong about
Speaker 1: other housewives before. Like I was totally wrong about fighting
Speaker 1: on Beverly Hills this year. I can admit it. But
Speaker 1: I was right about Monique Famiels, I was right about
Speaker 1: Liam Blacking. There are a lot more I'm right about.
Speaker 1: I just can't remember any. So this podcast will come
Speaker 1: out Tuesday, but I can't wait for Potomac tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: I'm yes a fist fight on TV. It's the only
Speaker 1: kind of prize fighting that I do like. I hate
Speaker 1: boxing and m m A because I think it is
Speaker 1: really barbaric to pulverize people for money. But if a
Speaker 1: fight is deserved, I'm gonna watch c J um His
Speaker 1: favorite city is Potomac for the Real Housewives and that's
Speaker 1: because of Ore are actually our three mutual beloved Wan
Speaker 1: Dixon also hot. I feel like honorable mention. He could
Speaker 1: just fine so hot U Ray, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for doing this. This now concludes the first meeting of
Speaker 1: the j R. Smith Fan Club. We'll have to do
Speaker 1: it again. Thank you so much. Make to you guys,
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Speaker 1: J Toll Loddonna on Everything and I'm at Megan Gailey
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Speaker 1: will be doing Greatest Choke Jobs next week, so look
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