1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: I'm sure you've been driving and you've seen these signs 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: around adopt a. 3 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 2: Highway people go and pick up garbage. Yeah. 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of companies do it so they can 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: do volunteer work. Plus it's kind of free advertising, like 6 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: the stretch of road sponsored by Applebee's. 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 3: People just care. Jeff too, we can go with that. 8 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. 9 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: So we call a woman who's in one of those 10 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,319 Speaker 1: companies that does this, and her supervisor wanted to play 11 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: a prank on her by saying it's her turn to 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,479 Speaker 1: be in charge of the highway. What oh, just in 13 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: charge of it now. Normally it's just like cleaning up 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: trash on the side of the road, but the stretch 15 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: of highway that she has to watch over is way 16 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: different than anything she ever imagined. It's your phone tap 17 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: right now another. 18 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 2: Only I'm moving. 19 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 3: Hello. 20 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: Hi? Is this Farris? 21 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 2: Yes? 22 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 3: This is she. 23 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 2: Congratulations, you're just adopted a highway. Yay, you're a highway mom. 24 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, your boss, Kaylen. 25 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 2: She told us it's your division's turn to adopt our 26 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 2: stretch of highway for the next six months. 27 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: Wait, who are you. 28 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 2: I'm the person that coordinates all the expectations for your 29 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 2: new adoptive road baby, Yay, that's what I call it. Yeah, 30 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 2: because it's yours, you're adopting it. 31 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 3: You knew about this, right, I mean, I know my 32 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 3: company does to adopt a highway thing, but I mean 33 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 3: I didn't know I was in charge. 34 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: Well, I guess they rotate, so lucky you. It's your turn. 35 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 2: Now. Hey, I know highway girly, you're in highway. You're 36 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 2: in your highway era. 37 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 3: What does that mean? I'm in my highway era? What 38 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 3: am I doing? Let me help. 39 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 2: You're going to be starting here in the next few days, 40 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 2: and we just got to make sure you're completely on 41 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 2: top of this. Okay, important? 42 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 3: Wait is hold on? Hold on, let me grab a pen. 43 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: Go ahead. 44 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't believe my BOS didn't even 45 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 3: tell me about this, sash. Okay, okay, what do I 46 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 3: need to know? Okay? 47 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 2: So, first thing, every mile marker needs to be hand 48 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 2: polished once a week for visibility, and we recommend a 49 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 2: micro fibercloth and lemon pledge specifically, that's oddly specific. Yeah, 50 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 2: it has to be lemon pledged, like in case a 51 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 2: hitchhiker walks by it, we have. 52 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: To have them notice it. 53 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 3: Why Why? 54 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 2: Because In twenty eighteen, Car and Driver magazine ranked as 55 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 2: seventeenth for the best smelling highway markers. Yeah they're smiling 56 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 2: like they're lamon, but they're. 57 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 3: Definitely not lambons. 58 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: Not as excited as I am. 59 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,960 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, but I've never heard of anything 60 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 3: like that, and it just sounds ridiculous. 61 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 1: Oh, trust me, it's super important. 62 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 2: Also, you will be expected to host a birthday party 63 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,399 Speaker 2: for the highway next month? 64 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? 65 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 1: I'm scario. 66 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 2: She turns forty seven balloons and cake for the volunteers 67 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,119 Speaker 2: are mandatory. 68 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 3: I was under the impression that this program was like, 69 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 3: you go out there two or three times a year 70 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 3: and pick up some trash. 71 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 2: Okay, you know, some people just don't get it, and 72 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 2: obviously you don't, so listen. Just let me take a breath. 73 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: Okay, you want to take a breath too. 74 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 3: I was hoping you'd say we're done. 75 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: Uh not even clothes. 76 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 2: We've assigned you twenty three squirrels as part of your 77 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 2: Highway Ecosystem care program. What you don't need, food, and 78 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 2: occasionally counseling if traffic stresses them out. 79 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 3: Squirrels, I have to take care of squirrels. 80 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 2: You get to take care of cute little squirrels. What's 81 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 2: the problem here, I'm sorry, is there an issue? Are 82 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 2: you an animal hater? You cannot be an animal hater 83 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 2: and adopt a highway. 84 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 3: Okay. I love animals, but I didn't know that adopt 85 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,119 Speaker 3: the highway would entail me being in charge of squirrels. 86 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: Actually, it's part of your job. 87 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's part of your life now. So just 88 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 2: make sure to email me every week tell me if 89 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 2: you see a stressed out squirrel and we'll go from there. 90 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 3: I can help every week. 91 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm just warning you. Number nine has had 92 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 2: some abandonment issues, so be. 93 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: On the lookout. Oh my god, really quickly. 94 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 2: And sometimes he sucks as a little squirrel thumb. 95 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 3: What you're asking me to do? This? 96 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: This is a lot, Yeah, exactly. 97 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 3: It's a party, okay. 98 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 2: And you get to do decorations. You can decorate the highway, 99 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 2: especially for Hala days. 100 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 1: Like our birthday and Flag Day and National. 101 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 2: Traffic on Appreciation Day. That was hard to fit into 102 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 2: the song, but you're. 103 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 1: Super down right, I'm super not your boss. 104 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 2: Caitlin said you would be down for all of this, 105 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 2: including the prank phone call, and you would be such 106 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 2: a good sport. She said what she said that you 107 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 2: were just told something about adopt a highway for the company, 108 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 2: and we should brank phone call you because this is 109 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 2: actually Jose for Brick and Jeffrey. 110 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 3: Lord my god. 111 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 2: And you have phone taps and it's a freaking found 112 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 2: tap and they're the best phone taps. We do them 113 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 2: on the highway. I do this on the highway. 114 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: Oh the music, stop. 115 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 3: With the music. 116 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I got I got excited. Did j 117 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: allies like the brankphone call? 118 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 3: It was pretty good. 119 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 2: Would you consider adopting a squirrel that can suck. 120 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:17,719 Speaker 1: Its own thumb? 121 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 2: No? 122 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 3: Thank you? 123 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 2: Wow? 124 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 1: You really hate animals. We got to hang up on you. 125 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. 126 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 3: Wake Up. 127 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, 128 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.