WEBVTT - Addressing the wig stealing 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:21.439 Tay. Guys, Honestly, we have like stuff to do for 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:22.960 the rest of the week, and Drew, guys, even health 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:24.960 for a few days. And I think I'm just gonna 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:29.440 do this episode alone. It's actually kind of easy because 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:32.800 I don't have like a nasty, disgusting, like futrid stench 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.840 of a person just kind of in my space invading 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:40.760 my like mindset and my thoughts, and I feel like 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.040 we could just get on a deeper level. We could 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:48.879 talk about periods and tampons and like ovaries and stuff. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:55.080 And Drew Drew. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:01:07.920 Drewie, Okay, I did as I was. 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.840 When I heard it, I was like, there's no lay 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:21.240 he fak fell. It sounded so real it hurts. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.360 So fucking bad. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:22.720 Dude. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:30.840 No, well, I'm thinking of just starting this episode alone 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.800 because like Drew has just been missing for a few days, 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.920 and honestly, I'm about my business. I'm about my work. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.679 I don't just disappear and like go on vacation. He's 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:43.560 probably on Grinder Island or something. I heard that's the 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:46.959 thing now, So hi, guys, I'll just be here doing 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:53.440 the episode alone, honestly, Drew, Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I mean, 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:57.040 what the fuck is on your head. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.480 I can see it's a ticket about Wegg. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:01.800 What did you get? 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:01.960 Wait? 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:02.600 What is this? 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:12.040 What is this? We were in it? Though we were 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.440 in it? Where are we doing it again? 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:15.040 We can't? 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:20.240 You're doing this well? I'm waiting on Drew to start. 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:21.960 Actually I was gonna wait on Drew, but I'm not 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.240 gonna wait on him. And I have something really important 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.280 to say. I had a dream last night that I 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.440 my sister cut my hair off and I had a 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:31.320 fuck ass bob and bangs and it literally was like 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.600 Dora And you know how I wear those like tiny 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.920 shorts and shirts right now for the summer. I was 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:41.680 literally wearing like Dora's colors, Like I had a pink shirt. True, true, 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.600 I mean, what the fuck are you wearing? 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:47.240 It's a jumpsuit? 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:48.640 Did you? 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:48.760 Like? 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.240 Is that your new? Like? Is this a prison? 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:52.079 Yeah? 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:53.760 Can we get this going? Because I, like, I have 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.400 ship to do after this, like I have I have 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:57.040 to leave, I have to go, So can we like 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.680 hurry the fuck up? Like what are you gonna ask me? 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:02.560 So many fucking questions? Like damn Jesus fucking Christ, it's 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.840 a fucking tinker Bell wig Because I know you're about 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.880 to ask next, it's a tinker Bell wig. Okay, I 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:13.400 know I look good, and I know I look good. Yeah, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:17.840 that's a lot. That is bold that I didn't pay 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:19.040 for this ship. I fucking stole it. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.160 Oh my god, did you get costeely? Is that were No? 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:24.400 Is that why you're dressed like this? 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.360 Actually? I don't give a fuck anymore since it's the 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:32.760 most viral fucking clip of all time. Apparently, fuck ABC 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:37.280 News DFW. Count your fucking days because now because of you, 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.920 I'm on the fucking run. I am the fugitive of 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.520 the fucking law roll the clip. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:44.720 Police in Oklahoma City are looking for this man. They 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.960 say that he stole thousands of dollars of wigs from 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.720 Disney on ice performers. If police released the surveillance video 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.720 from Saturday. They say the theft happened at the Oklahoma 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:59.360 State Fairgrounds. Officials are considering a cash reward in this case. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.480 Are we gonna keep every time we try to do that? 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:07.960 It's so scary? 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:13.560 Ruh? Okay and scene and scene or should we keep going? 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:14.440 Should we just keep riding? 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.440 Yeah, let's just do a whole episode where it's just 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:21.120 like it will switch seats and like tap and top out. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:25.480 Time they fucked up giving me these uh things though, 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.840 because it's like the perfect fidget. I was thinking like 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.360 of making a fidget like this. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:33.000 I don't know if that'll like. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:38.320 Also, I'm fucking around. My arm hurts so bad. I 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:43.640 genuinely think I have a bone contusion, Like genuinely it 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.200 is swollen. Every time I like pinch with these fingers, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:48.440 it hurts so bad. 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.960 The period cramp simulator on there, it'll heal it. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.880 Oh literally, Oh where is that? I'm just wondering, like 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:54.479 where that is? 0:04:55.040 --> 0:05:00.200 Want that ship? Okay, So that clip of the I 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:05.800 robbing the fucking Disney on ice? Uh, whatever the fuck 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.560 Disney on ice? Let's talk about that. I look problematic 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:13.479 because like, why would Disney characters be doing meth in 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:16.800 front of a bunch of kids? Like, actually, I've been 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:17.800 thinking about that like that. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.040 No, No, it's like ice skating, Like they're skating around 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:21.839 in costumes. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:25.919 Yeah. Ice skating is like another term for doing meth? 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:27.360 Is that actually what people say? 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.720 Yeah, they're like I'm going ice skating, Like, does anybody 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:31.040 want to go ice skating? It's on grind. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:35.000 I can't imagine anybody, Like meth is such a gnarly 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.479 drug to me that I can't imagine anybody's being like 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.440 casual about it, being like, yeah, I'm gonna go ice skating, 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:41.160 like it's chill. 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:49.520 Number one drug you can't be casual on. But this 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:52.120 is like my biggest fear coming true. I've said it 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.919 several times on this podcast over the last three years, 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:02.560 and my biggest one of my biggest fears is getting 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.599 tried and going to a going to jail for a 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:09.520 crime I didn't commit, and fuck all of y'all, literally 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:10.520 fuck all of y'all. 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.320 The comments it's so funny because it's like, no, this 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.240 is an actual crime and they're trying to find the 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:17.320 person who did it. In the top four comments all 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.599 have like ten thousand. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.960 Twenty thousand likes, like Drew Phillips. That's Drew Phillips, Like 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:25.440 they get him, Get him, mama. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.479 Like whoever whoever is like running the social for like 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:30.880 Daily Mail or whoever posted it probably was like, oh, 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:31.520 that was like. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:35.120 We got a new story. No, it was ABC News DFW, 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.320 which is also very concerning because I am from the 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:42.640 DFW area. I have an alibi. I have an alibi 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:46.400 about not being in okac because it happened in Oklahoma. 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:50.200 But all I imagine is like the people like going 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.359 through the comments, like looking for tips in like literally 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:57.359 five hundred comments with ten twenty thousand, thirty thousand likes, 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.760 all saying it was me. So then they deep dive 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:00.800 on my social media. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.520 I'm just showing this was like when we were looking 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.360 at it. The first video that showed up is. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:09.640 This one, this time seeing the castle since COVID in 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:39.840 a cry. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.920 Like a Disney thing. And then if you look up 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:35.040 Drew Philip, Drew Phillips, I think wig, I think comes 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:37.640 up and it's me with that fucking hair, with the 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:42.360 like half blonde, half whatever, dancing like a fucking psychopath 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:46.800 tweaker and like yeah, like you know, they saw that 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:48.760 shit and they were like, oh, he's actually fucking crazy, 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.640 like he actually does this shit for real. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.440 D That was my favorite thing to imagine is somebody 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:56.600 looking into it and being like, Okay, this guy does 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:59.200 like this. Oh my god, okay, I'm like deep diving. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.560 And you don't have any real pictures any like normal videos, 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.280 like there's rarely any content of you just being a 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.520 normal person. They probably were like yeah, this is this 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.440 is the guy I wish you got contacted. 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:14.640 I know, I was like I was hyper refreshing my email, 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:18.320 just like waiting for like the email to come through 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:19.760 like for questioning or some shit. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.120 But I would just love you on a news broadcast, 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:23.559 like so they're saying your honor. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.800 No literally no, I would go like full Andy Kaufman 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:27.440 and like act like I did it, Like I would 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.440 become a problem and I would waste everybody's time in resources. 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.920 It really doesn't have any normal photos because like I've 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:35.640 had family members be like, oh, who do you do 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.040 the podcast with? And I'll like show them your guys' 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.560 Instagram and and he has like a bunch of like 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:43.280 great photos and then I go to yours and it's 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.600 like you with like no jaw basically or like no. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.920 I always thinking about that the other day and the 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.520 new picture I'm uploading soon. You know, I decided it's 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:55.240 going up. It's going up, y'all. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:56.280 You've made the decision. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:57.760 It's going up, and I think it might go up 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:58.360 either to day. 0:08:58.400 --> 0:08:59.800 You put up the Walter White picture. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.959 No, bitch, I love that one. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.200 No one didn't get enough love, like I know, yah, 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.480 Usually like screenshot and post that stuff, but like, why 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:08.560 did nobody like that picture? 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.760 Because it's fucking rancid and repulsive. 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:14.640 Bitch, Like, did you like face app a beard and 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:15.240 a smile. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.440 Yeah? I faced at the whole thing like it's it 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:22.400 was a Walter White filter, and then I faced app 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:25.640 to smile on and then I like contorted my body 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:28.400 and like held the camera outa. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.679 Can we play Rya later and you like. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:35.439 Have that, bitch, we will get no, Like y'all know 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.800 what rayas Riya's like this if you don't know, is 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:42.960 just like dating app for like celebrities and like famous people. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:46.200 But it's Hella ran through now, Like it's fucking bullshit 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.080 and it's like so annoying. But we play a game 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.920 called Raya where we go and we like make our 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:55.599 profile as heinous and disgusting as possible, and then we 0:09:55.760 --> 0:10:01.440 just start fucking trolling all the celebrities on there and 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:01.960 it's fun. 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:02.400 It's a good. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.200 Yeah, it's fun. Like just people looking for love and 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:08.680 then they see Walter White like dementor or whatever. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.320 It did work though, because you met Timothy on there, 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.319 right yeah. 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:14.280 Yeah, but they like ment. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.720 I am drew the okay, but wait, wait, wait, I 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:23.800 am Drew Phillips. Timothy is Timothy. We are two separate entities. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:28.240 I'm not Timothy's bay. Timothy's not my bay. We are 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.400 just together and that's that. Like, but we can exist. 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.160 We can exist with. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.320 The word bay. So seriously, I'm not his banbe. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:39.040 We can exist not my bait, like without ye. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.000 And I see you as your own person. But it's 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.440 just way more interesting when you're associated like that. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:47.559 This fucking hurts, bro. I think I actually broke my bone. 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:49.959 Didn't I wish I saw how hard you fell. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:51.520 Which I felt hard as fucking I. 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.800 Mean, I heard it it literally. At first, I was like, 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.320 did he knock something over? That's what I thought, And 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:58.480 I was like, but it was your big, big body 0:10:58.600 --> 0:10:59.320 hitting the floor. 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:04.079 I really think I'm big. 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:09.240 Really wait, I have to get this off my chest 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.480 about my dream though, because seriously, I was saying. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:17.640 Yeah, fuck Dora, it's uh, what's her nuts, Tinkerbell? You 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:20.760 want to talk about Dora, bitch, let's talk about Disney Cat. 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.080 Wait. The thing is, I don't understand why he would 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.760 steal those wigs because I don't think they're like good wins. 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:33.439 It's that RuPaul drag race like uh, drag queen crime syndicate, 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.280 Like literally just like a drag queen stealing a bunch 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:39.839 of wigs from Disney. Also literally like how are these worth? 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.440 They said ten thousand dollars? There's no bitch. Y'all are lying, 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.040 Like y'all are fucking lying like crazy, these are not 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:47.240 ten thousand dollars. 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.560 Yeah you're wing This one looks crazy. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:51.120 Well, no, this one's ten thousand. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:55.240 Oh okay, you took the dude. It looks insane. I like, 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.240 I'm kind of amazed by it, Like it's kind of beautiful. 0:11:58.360 --> 0:11:59.960 It like has a life of its own. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:04.679 Yeah, it fits me really well too. It's too small 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.360 for my fucking head. I think it's made for like 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:07.560 toddlers or some shit. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:09.679 Like did you get the cheapest one? 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.960 Yeah? I was twenty two bugs, but this all came 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:16.559 together for fourteen. And there's a little. 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:19.320 Thing that Okay, this isn't like real, this is pure plastic. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:23.000 Also there was like the it says convict on the 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:26.440 back and it's like sticky, like it's not dried like 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.079 it like I was peeling off, like it fell onto 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.840 a piece of paper and it like ripped the piece 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.080 of paper to shreds, so like there's like pieces of 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:33.600 like paper. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.439 Also, I instaccarted some groceries this morning and Drew had 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:38.839 to answer the door to my. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.320 I answered the door in this outfit. And also he 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.199 was trying to hand me the girl. He had all 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.600 three bags on his arm and he was like here, 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:49.760 and I was like, what am I supposed to do? 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:53.040 And so I started sliding No, I literally started sliding 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:54.920 my arm under his and then I was like, wait, 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:57.480 this is weirdest fuck. So I pulled my arm out 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:58.559 and I was like here, wait, wait on was I go? 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:00.320 And I like put my shit down and then I 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.720 like went back and just grabbed them one by one. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.360 But like he was like, what the fuck is going 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:08.360 on in this house? He was a sweet guy though, 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.880 sweet guy. But also they gave you muscles for free. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:17.079 I know, they gave me clams, m tune box. They 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.559 gave me some clams for my chowder, yeah, for my 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:20.840 east infection my left hand. 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:25.640 Yeah. But I was saying, I don't know if I'm 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.439 allergic to muscles, oysters or clams, but if they're muscles, 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.080 I was like, should I intentionally eat muscles on the 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.559 podcast today? To have an allergic reaction like. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.280 That wouldn't be enjoyable for anybody, like not the viewers 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.560 or us, Like you would just like start. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.079 From it would go so viral. It would be like 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:45.200 stupid fucking podcast influence er eats muscles to intentionally have 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:50.840 an allergic reaction on camera for views. All publicity's good publicity, babe. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.600 All publicity is good publicity. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.600 Well, in my dream, when my sister cut my hair, 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.400 I literally couldn't stop crying. Everybody would just like, oh, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.160 you cut your hair, and I was like yeah, and 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.800 then I started sobbing, and it was like in the dream. 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:05.680 Also in the dream, I was like giving way too 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.360 much props to myself because in my dream my hair 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.120 was like up to here naturally and it got cut. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:11.320 I was like, oh my god, should cut off like 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:15.679 twenty two inches of my hair? And I accidentally was 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.000 dressed like Dora and everybody was making fun of me. 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:19.640 I was like, oh, Halloween came early. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.840 Do you remember when you cut your pixie wig, I 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.760 mean your your pixie cut and you cried dude? 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.240 Yeah? And I was projecting really hard because I was 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.680 like ugly people, bitch, I looked really ugly yeah, it 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.920 was that Paul was coming from inside the house. 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:38.960 Fucked it cooked. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:40.880 I looked really gros. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.120 No, you grew into it and it was cute when 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:44.320 it was like the like. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.120 Yeah, when it got a little longer. But when I 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.240 first cut all my hair off, that was it was. 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:52.200 That was a lot like I can't believe I fucking did. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.200 That, which is kind like it was fine. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.320 I would do it again if I was like thirty five. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.600 But also, I think your hair stops growing as fast 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.440 the older you get, so maybe the train his saledom 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.040 pass and I'll never do that because I'm so attached 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:04.400 to my hair. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.080 I realized you'll never cut your hair again. Yeah, you'll never. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.720 And I don't think you'll ever diet of color. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:10.680 Yeah no. 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.360 That was such an insane art. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:13.880 It's like not worth it. Also, I look back and 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:19.560 I'm like, bro, give it up. Like bitches watched Scott 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.120 Pilgrim Versus the World one time and. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:34.760 They're like, wait, wait, okay, so apparently no, no, no, okay, okay, wow, 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:38.120 I know apparently I just found this out last night. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.120 Harry Styles was a part of this band called One 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.200 Direction before he was paid joke. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:47.200 Before we started the podcast. You was like, I have 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.000 a banger of a one direction joke for this episode. 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:56.480 That was so apparently we have been manipulated because Harry 0:15:56.520 --> 0:16:00.920 Styles was originally in one direction. I I can't believe 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.480 there are definitely kids who don't know that. So, like, 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.320 because when you showed me that comment, so basically on 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.720 a video of Harry, somebody was like, oh my god, 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.760 I just realized he was in one direction apparently. And 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.000 at first I was like, that has to be a troll, 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.080 like you're just saying that to say it, But then 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.680 I remember that one direction started in like twenty twelve, 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:23.320 and a lot of the kids on the internet are 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.040 like born in two thousand times. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.560 It's like us finding out. Well, I don't even know 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.920 if that's a good example. Was justin Timberlake an n Sync? Yeah, 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:32.000 it's like that, like the same. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.680 Yeah. I guess we did know him as like a 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.440 solo person and then it was like in Sync. But 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:37.160 my mom was an in Sync fan, so I knew 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:38.640 about in Sync when I was younger, and. 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.120 I don't give a fuck about any of that. I 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.880 didn't give a fuck about them, especially especially the game one. 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.440 Oh, they do have one really good song that. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.440 I like, who the fuck is Drew Starkey? Where did 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.280 he come from? That's another siop? What is it? What 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:51.080 has he done before? 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:52.320 Is that? I don't know who that is? 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:54.680 He's in Luca Guadalajara, I got a new movie. What 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.520 is his name? Luca? Call me about your name? 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.600 I actually don't know how to pronounce it, to be honest. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.040 Dango dango, fandango. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.840 I really need to find this fucking song. I'm never 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:09.840 gonna find it. 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:11.080 I might need stitches. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:18.880 You you're so dramatic. Oh damn, what is this? Oh 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.479 my god, there's a troll song from in Sync. They 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:23.719 got the band back together. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.400 We need to get the band back together to watch and. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.119 It's literally called Troll's Band Together. 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:32.040 Yeah, we haven't had like a night in in a 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:32.520 long time. 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.479 No, we haven't had like a proper sleepover with all 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:37.399 our friends. So we do this thing like once a 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:41.040 year every time the Trolls movies come out, our friend 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:43.600 group gets together and does a sleepover and watches the 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:47.119 Trolls movie together. And every time we have literally watched 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:47.800 it and then like. 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:52.320 This is a feat This is a great movie. This 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:55.720 is no way around remark perfect, perfect. 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.680 How I feel still about Spider Man Across the Spider Verse. 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:02.040 Just in case anybody was wondering where I stand with 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.080 that movie. I still really want to watch it again. 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:06.080 I think I might watch it when we go to 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:08.439 Arizona this week. That's kind of my tradition. It's when 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.040 I'm on a plane I watch it because it just 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:10.840 makes me happy. 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:11.680 I'm happy. 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:13.400 Do you all remember that nineteen? 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:14.199 Yes? 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:18.120 I but have you seen that fucking first of all? 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:21.440 That nineteen was the og Drop Shipper, Like they were 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:25.480 making anything stuff they ate. It is so insane because 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:28.159 I remember being excited up until the age of like 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.600 even fourteen fifteen, which really goes to show like how wow, 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:35.919 like childish you are at fourteen fifteen. Even at fourteen fifteen, 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:38.800 I remember looking at their channel and being like, fuck, 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.840 I want something so fucking bad. And I remember when 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.440 I first got paid from a YouTube thing. I bought 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:48.640 the like slime they sold, and I bought that irons Yeah, 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.480 and I bought it, and I was so happy. Bitch. 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:53.360 Those videos are literally just glorified commercials. 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:53.560 Oh. 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:56.880 They never made any video that was like actually funny 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.359 or interesting. It was literally just commercial. 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:03.320 Do you remember the liquid glass bathtub. No, they like 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:08.159 got like five hundred pounds of liquid glass crazy er 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:10.280 ends putty and like put it in a bathtub and 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.000 then got inside of it. And then when he was 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:16.880 getting out, his uh, bathing stuits started falling off. And 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:20.200 that was my sexual awakening. And ironically, I was like, wait, 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:20.919 you're like. 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:22.720 Wait, why would it be really funny if that like fell. 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:24.320 Yeah, why I should it like come on the way off? 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:25.600 You would? 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:27.720 Did you take a time code? Because I just moved 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:30.440 my legs and I think my whole fucking the jaga, like. 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:34.400 But uh, I have such a funny story. So when 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:39.159 I like fucked up my knee, my friends like didn't 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:43.800 understand like how normal surgery was on like children, Like 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:45.760 they thought I was like literally dying. 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:48.400 Yes, and there when my sister got her tonsils, remember 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:49.880 when she was a kid, I thought she was gonna die. 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:50.240 Yeah. 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:53.760 I literally was like I'm losing my sister exact, I'm 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:55.800