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Speaker 2: Drewie, Okay, I did as I was.

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Speaker 1: When I heard it, I was like, there's no lay

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Speaker 1: he fak fell. It sounded so real it hurts.

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Speaker 3: So fucking bad.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 1: No, well, I'm thinking of just starting this episode alone

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Speaker 3: I can see it's a ticket about Wegg.

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Speaker 1: What did you get?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 5: What is this?

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Speaker 1: What is this? We were in it? Though we were

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Speaker 1: You're doing this well? I'm waiting on Drew to start.

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Speaker 3: It's a jumpsuit?

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Speaker 1: Did you?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Is that your new? Like? Is this a prison?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Can we get this going? Because I, like, I have

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Speaker 3: So many fucking questions? Like damn Jesus fucking Christ, it's

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Speaker 3: that's a lot. That is bold that I didn't pay

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Speaker 3: Actually? I don't give a fuck anymore since it's the

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Speaker 3: News DFW. Count your fucking days because now because of you,

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Speaker 5: Police in Oklahoma City are looking for this man. They

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Speaker 3: Ruh? Okay and scene and scene or should we keep going?

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Speaker 3: Should we just keep riding?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just do a whole episode where it's just

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Speaker 3: because like, why would Disney characters be doing meth in

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's like ice skating, Like they're skating around

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Speaker 1: Is that actually what people say?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like I'm going ice skating, Like, does anybody

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Speaker 3: Number one drug you can't be casual on. But this

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Speaker 1: The comments it's so funny because it's like, no, this

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Speaker 3: Twenty thousand likes, like Drew Phillips. That's Drew Phillips, Like

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Speaker 1: I'm just showing this was like when we were looking

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Speaker 3: Like a Disney thing. And then if you look up

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Speaker 1: And you don't have any real pictures any like normal videos,

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Speaker 3: I know, I was like I was hyper refreshing my email,

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Speaker 1: But I would just love you on a news broadcast,

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Speaker 3: No literally no, I would go like full Andy Kaufman

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Speaker 4: It really doesn't have any normal photos because like I've

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Speaker 1: You've made the decision.

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Speaker 1: You put up the Walter White picture.

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Speaker 3: No, bitch, I love that one.

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Speaker 1: Usually like screenshot and post that stuff, but like, why

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Speaker 3: Because it's fucking rancid and repulsive.

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Speaker 1: Bitch, Like, did you like face app a beard and

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I faced at the whole thing like it's it

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Speaker 1: Can we play Rya later and you like.

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Speaker 3: Have that, bitch, we will get no, Like y'all know

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Speaker 3: But it's Hella ran through now, Like it's fucking bullshit

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Speaker 3: it's fun.

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Speaker 1: It's a good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun. Like just people looking for love and

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Speaker 3: I am drew the okay, but wait, wait, wait, I

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Speaker 3: I'm not Timothy's bay. Timothy's not my bay. We are

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Speaker 3: We can exist with.

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Speaker 3: We can exist not my bait, like without ye.

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Speaker 3: This fucking hurts, bro. I think I actually broke my bone.

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Speaker 1: Didn't I wish I saw how hard you fell.

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Speaker 3: Which I felt hard as fucking I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, I heard it it literally. At first, I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, but it was your big, big body

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Speaker 3: I really think I'm big.

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Speaker 1: Really wait, I have to get this off my chest

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck Dora, it's uh, what's her nuts, Tinkerbell? You

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Speaker 3: want to talk about Dora, bitch, let's talk about Disney Cat.

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Speaker 1: Wait. The thing is, I don't understand why he would

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Speaker 3: It's that RuPaul drag race like uh, drag queen crime syndicate,

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Speaker 3: Like literally just like a drag queen stealing a bunch

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Speaker 3: They said ten thousand dollars? There's no bitch. Y'all are lying,

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Speaker 3: It's like us finding out. Well, I don't even know

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Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about any of that. I

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Speaker 1: my god, there's a troll song from in Sync. They

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Speaker 3: We need to get the band back together to watch and.

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Speaker 1: It's literally called Troll's Band Together.

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Speaker 1: How I feel still about Spider Man Across the Spider Verse.

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Speaker 1: Do you all remember that nineteen?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I but have you seen that fucking first of all?

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Speaker 1: That nineteen was the og Drop Shipper, Like they were

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Speaker 1: I remember looking at their channel and being like, fuck,

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Speaker 1: Those videos are literally just glorified commercials.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember the liquid glass bathtub. No, they like

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Speaker 1: Wait, why would it be really funny if that like fell.

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Speaker 3: And like one of my friends Hunter, he like literally

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Speaker 1: Okay, we need to like go back. We need to

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Speaker 1: just naming off what my siblings want. Are fucking crazy.

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00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,360
Speaker 1: Like I always see tiktoks of people being like, oh,

443
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: hell no, this is what my brother just asked for Christmas,

444
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 1: and it's a crazy list, and I see all the

445
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 1: comments like there's no way this is real, bitch, that

446
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: shit is real. My sister literally will call me and

447
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I want these extensions. They cost six

448
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Also, I was thinking, like I really want

449
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: these work own shoes, like I need them in paint,

450
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: Like they're not sold anymore, but like they're for resale

451
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: for like two thousand dollars. And I just have to

452
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 1: ignore all her texts because I'm like, I don't know

453
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: who the fuck you think you are talking right now?

454
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: Like you are actually bad shit.

455
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 3: They always ask you for like one thousand three pairs

456
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 3: of one thousand dollars Jordans a year, yeah, like at

457
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 3: every single.

458
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 1: Year's list, and they don't watch this podcast. And I

459
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: will have y'all hold me accountable. I will not be

460
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: getting my siblings shit for Christmas this year. They are

461
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,479
Speaker 1: being cut off, Like I feel like I have to

462
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: like cut off, Like I feel like this is my

463
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: equivalent to succession, is like I have to cut off

464
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 1: my children. I've never seen succession though, so I don't

465
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: know the fun.

466
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 3: It's pretty close. It's pretty close.

467
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, running I'm running a fucking empire, y'all exactly.

468
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 3: Uh So, yeah, we fucking got them. We finally we

469
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 3: got them. Really really important moment in history happened this

470
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 3: last week. The VMA's happened, and we solidified the new

471
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 3: pop girls, like we really we really did Chappelle aslas

472
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 3: Chaplain grown Um and Sabrina Carpenter fucking tore. And also

473
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 3: I didn't really see any Katie Katy Perry slander, but

474
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 3: like we had some slander like thrown in real life

475
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, like absolutely fucking not. Like

476
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 3: her new shit is bunk as fuck, like we all

477
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 3: know that, but like what she did to pop, yeah,

478
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 3: was revolutionary. She is a revolution nobody was.

479
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 1: It was like the Dark Horses era. I think that really.

480
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 3: It was the Christine Sidelco music video that like like

481
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 3: not because.

482
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: The Christine sidela but it's because of like just that

483
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: era of like.

484
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 3: It was just camped too far.

485
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:11,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was when musicians and like internet culture was

486
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: for the first time merging. When that was happening, everybody

487
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: was really confused and didn't know really how to integrate

488
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: it correctly. Now it's like the normal thing of you'll

489
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 1: just see like an influencer or like internet person in

490
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: a video and they won't do a thing of like

491
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: do your viral moment. Like it's not like that. It's

492
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: just like they're in it. We all know, like I

493
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: see you, you see me whatever. But it was like

494
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 1: that era where it was.

495
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 4: Like, oh, wait, didn't they didn't she bring out backpack

496
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 4: Kid on SNL?

497
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, Oh my god.

498
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: But I'll give it to her. It was a confusing

499
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: time for everybody, and she.

500
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 3: Was a pioneer in her own way in that. Yeah,

501
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 3: because she gave us all a lot of opportunity. Because

502
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 3: I'll never forget the sex sape me and Katie Perry

503
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 3: shot because she saw me online the sex tape? Is

504
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 3: that not out yet?

505
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: I don't think that's really and I don't think she

506
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: would appreciate that.

507
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 3: We'll blare it and bleep it. We'll blair and bleep,

508
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 3: We'll blair and bleep.

509
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: No, that VMAs. I need you all to know. I

510
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 1: grew up in stand culture, and at this point in

511
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: my life, I don't necessarily engage in it the way

512
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: I used to like. But something about this VMAs I needed.

513
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 3: To watch so they were mad.

514
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like messy like it just felt. Really

515
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: what it was is I was rich reaching for the

516
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: happiness I felt as a teenager because I haven't felt

517
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: that kind of joy in a long time. But that's

518
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: a different don't fucking touch me.

519
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 3: Oh my fucking god, I lost my turn of ba.

520
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what you did?

521
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 4: You haven't felt joy in a long time?

522
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: I think that's a topic, crazy assumption for you to

523
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 1: make about you that problematic, Like women can feel joy too.

524
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah I was, and I was like, I don't remember

525
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: saying that.

526
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 4: Okay, well we could rewind it, and you just said

527
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 4: rewind it?

528
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: What are you gonna take the tape out?

529
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: Old?

530
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: For fucking.

531
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 4: No, this is all shot up digitally.

532
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm shocked, you know what that is. But I really

533
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: really wanted to watch the VMAs MTV. I have a

534
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: fucking bone to pick with you, you dumb fucking pitch it.

535
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: Why the fuck was it streaming in real time East

536
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: coast and then not on the West coast?

537
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 3: So I they're canceled for that?

538
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: It makes no sense, bitch. We live in the digital era.

539
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: Why is your fucking TikTok account MTV posting about everything

540
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: happening at the fucking awards? Oh but I have to

541
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 1: wait till eight pm.

542
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 3: Say, I've never seen Enya apply herself to anything more

543
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 3: in my entire life than her trying to get the

544
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 3: live stream of the MTV Music Awards up on our

545
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 3: goddamn TV. She was like trying to pirate. I thought

546
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 3: she was trying, Like she was like she bought a VPN,

547
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 3: I bought a v bought TV. She spent like literally

548
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 3: fifty Did you cancel the VPN? Oh yeah, okay, good good?

549
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: Oh I canceled everything.

550
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you still got to charge that thirty bucks

551
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 3: from Hulu. Yeah, it was and it didn't work. None

552
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 3: of it worked.

553
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 1: It was like it was dollars attempt.

554
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 3: It was an hour and a half I'm not exaggerating,

555
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 3: and you're trying to get it to be live on

556
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 3: the TV, but we just ended up like watching the

557
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: clips uploaded afterwards were.

558
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: Uploaded before it even streamed on the West Coast. So MTV,

559
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 1: get your fucking shit together. But you make no fucking sense.

560
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we love you.

561
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: And by the time it was streaming on the West Coast,

562
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: all the celebrities were posting their fucking looks on ID

563
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: So what the fuck would I watch your stream for? Bitch?

564
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it like it angered me in a

565
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: way I haven't been in a long time. But thank

566
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: you for what you've given to me.

567
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, thank you you. I think I think y'all did.

568
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 3: Y'all did y'all's number with that one. Y'all did the

569
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 3: big one.

570
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: Like I think, I feel been trying to get the

571
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: VMA's back in our face for a long time, and

572
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: this was the first year where I was like, wait,

573
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: why do I need to watch?

574
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter Contiana Grande, she tore like down. I

575
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: literally literally killed chapelone Chills. It felt like like all

576
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 3: the nods to like Madonna, Gaga, all of it was amazing.

577
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 3: John Buck Also, the slander on Addison Ray's outfit is

578
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 3: not tolerated. Yeah, it is not tolerated in this house.

579
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 3: Like if you get it, you get it. Just say

580
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: you don't get it, and that's okay, but you don't

581
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 3: got to like talk shit. But like there's levels to

582
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 3: this ship.

583
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: Also, I do think people it was supposed to be

584
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: that people underestimate, not even that people underestumeate how fucking

585
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: hard it is to put a look together. Like y'all

586
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: are thinking, Oh, I'm gonna go out with my friends

587
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: to the fucking pizzeria in my local town. I'm gonna

588
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: throw my fit. No, you're not thinking about being on

589
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: a global stage and what that means, and having to

590
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: like stand out but not stand out too much and

591
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: like all those things. So don't compete where you don't compare,

592
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: leave my girl alone.

593
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we are just Avid Addison Rayer and there

594
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 3: stands and protectors, so don't talk.

595
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: And it was a good look.

596
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it literally was. It literally was. What else happened? Oh, bitch,

597
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 3: Psychological operations to the highest degree went down at the

598
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 3: fucking VMA's And I'm sorry, like I'm really gonna get.

599
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: Into a person like I haven't even seen like the

600
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: scary part of tiktoks.

601
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 3: Yeah no, because I'm gonna be the fucking first one

602
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 3: to break the story. Goddamn it, bitch. Okay, last year,

603
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 3: the last three years, it's been so demonic, like everything

604
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 3: has been demon coded. It's like old got a raad

605
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 3: like like just demonic, Like was that like platework Cardier, Yeah, yeah,

606
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 3: like just like all black leather, scary, fucking dark sided energy,

607
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 3: like worshiping the demon, like tworking on the demon's lap

608
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 3: and shit, which like when it first happened, I was like,

609
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 3: huh yeah, this is cool, Like, uh, break the glass ceiling,

610
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck. I don't give a cluck anymore. But

611
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 3: this VMA's we watched the pendulum swing for everyone, everyone

612
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 3: in real fucking time. It was spooky, ooky, scary vibes.

613
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 3: Everyone had crosses, they were wearing veils. It was very

614
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 3: Catholic core like everyone was so pure, like it was

615
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 3: very light energy. And I don't know what that says.

616
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 3: It's not a psychological operation. I think it's literally just

617
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 3: like people are like I want home and positivity. I'm

618
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 3: tired of the demons, like I'm tired of all the

619
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 3: demon shit. But yeah, it was like the like everyone

620
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 3: started dyeing their hair fucking blonde when their new album

621
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 3: rolled out because they were so dark sighted like dark

622
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 3: trad or whatever, triad like like Brenette vibe, like scary,

623
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 3: dark energy, and then they went to like blonde, bitch,

624
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 3: I get both, what are you talking about?

625
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: You sound fucking crazy, like you'd be like I'm gonna

626
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: break the case. I'm gonna break the case.

627
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 6: Yeah.

628
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 3: I did just go back and look. There was not

629
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 3: one dark sided, sick and twisted evil outfit other than

630
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 3: a couple like people didn't try hard enough. That was scary.

631
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 3: I saw a couple of outfits where I was like bitch,

632
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 3: what the fuck are you wearing like that fucking like

633
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 3: pleather like er uh, patent leather, like shiny with like

634
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 3: the white piping like that. Shit freaks me the fuck out,

635
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 3: like the James Charles outfits, Like what is.

636
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: It like the like kind of like muglair looking.

637
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 3: No, it's just like shiny like you don't like patent leather.

638
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,719
Speaker 3: I don't like I liked it. I don't like it anymore.

639
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 3: It's like it's like that goddamn off White belt, like

640
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 3: the same thing happened to it. I like the off

641
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 3: White belt, but like y'all just did too much with it,

642
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 3: like ugh, like give it up.

643
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: Well, I have nothing negative to say. I'm just moving

644
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: into a very positive headspe.

645
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 3: You have been very positive.

646
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy.

647
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm happy. Oh actually, no, I got a fucking bone

648
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: to pick.

649
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 3: I was on TikTok Live you after shit talking MTV

650
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 3: for like ten minutes.

651
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: I was on TikTok Live and somebody asked me how

652
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: my year went, and I just like went on a

653
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: stupid fake whoa. You were like bleeding a lot.

654
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 3: It's like staining the chair every time I touch it, it hurts.

655
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna get like asbestos from Do you see.

656
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 3: It's like leaking like plasma? Or is that bone marrow

657
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 3: at the top. Do you see the clear liquid coming out?

658
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 3: It might just be white blood cells. It's already healing.

659
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 3: My body is a fast healer, look right there. Oh yeah, yes,

660
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 3: I'm already scabbing over babe. I'm like Wolverine. I do

661
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: give wolverine.

662
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: Any What was I saying? Oh, I was on live

663
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: stream and somebody asked me how my year went, and

664
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: I said that I went awful, and I'm like, I

665
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: tried this year. This year was the first year in

666
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: my life where I was like, I'm gonna be optimistic.

667
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: I was in a deep, deep, dark depression, but I

668
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I already know when I

669
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: hear the birds chirping, I'll be fine, Like this year

670
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: will be awesome. No, this year was a fucking nightmarish

671
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: hell escape for me. And I'm no longer having trying

672
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: to have a positive mindset because look what it got me.

673
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: Why was one of the comments like somebody posted that

674
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: clip on TikTok. Why was one of the comments like

675
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: easy for her? To say, I already know her life's

676
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: been super easy.

677
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 3: That's in the rally like Kamala calling out Trump's rally sizes.

678
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 3: That's in you trigger. If you talk about her having

679
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 3: an easy growing up, had.

680
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: It easy growing up, you don't know the fucking half, motherfucker.

681
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: My life was awesome in a funny fun way.

682
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 3: It literally wasn't awesome.

683
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was something, but like a lot of y'all

684
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: are mad, I made it out the mud, like I

685
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, like fuck you bitch, like what

686
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: like literally and the.

687
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 3: Dead as did make it out of the trenches, and

688
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 3: now we're back in the trenches because our house is

689
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 3: fucking falling.

690
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: I have to go back to mentioning that I'm from

691
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: Miami and I grew up poor, remember when that was

692
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 1: like my thing? I mentioned every episode the way people

693
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: are starting to forget the NEPO rumors have gotten a

694
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: little too far. People think my shit is easy. Shit

695
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: is not sweet. I still have a lot of things

696
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: to figure out and like to work on. I was

697
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 1: obsessed with the Fortnite uh.

698
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the fnc es this weekend.

699
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: Drew put me on and I watch Peter Bought and

700
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: five hours worth of y'all need to leave Poyo alone.

701
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: Motherfuckoyo is literally carrying like he is lit as.

702
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 3: Fun most underrated player of all time. No, he's giving

703
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 3: like he he's giving like the mind of the mastermind. Yeah,

704
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: like he's controlling the moves, like he's taking a ba seat,

705
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 3: back seat, so Peter can like bask in the limelight

706
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 3: and get the cool kills. But really like he's holding

707
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 3: it fucking down like he is. There's no team.

708
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: There's no Peter Rotten team.

709
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: Mmm, yeah, you need to work on that.

710
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: Well.

711
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 1: I watched like five hours of that stream and then

712
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: like the thing about watching that, I haven't been playing

713
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: Fortnite as much, but the thing about watching that it

714
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: made Fortnite look so fun and exciting, and I was like,

715
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to play. But then I

716
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 1: was like, wait, I'm not gonna get on and play

717
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: like a fucking world champion right now. I'm gonna get on,

718
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: get murked and be like really sad and upset and

719
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: just like turn off my fucking PS five the second

720
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: I get killed. So I'm not gonna play. But that

721
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: almost got me to play, Like it almost got me there.

722
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: I miss I missed disassociating and playing Fortnite for five

723
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: hours a day, Like I was much happier because I

724
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: wasn't in my real life. I was just like disconnecting

725
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 1: and like exist like world out Fortnite in World Out,

726
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: Like I missed it so much. They just need to

727
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: add something funny like proximity chat or something. Then I

728
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: would play. Then I would play all the fucking time.

729
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, I watched five hours of Fortnite this weekend.

730
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: That's kind of where my mind's at, just like very gluttonous.

731
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 3: I did find out that this new tick dropped that

732
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 3: makes you allergic to meat, and no, it just came out,

733
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 3: like why can't they drop cool new animals that like

734
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 3: make you forever youthful? Like why do they make you

735
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: allergic to meat?

736
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: I thought you were part of scientology. Don't they have

737
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: that yet?

738
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, but I can't talk about it.

739
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: Well, I just did.

740
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 3: Have you ever looked at a hippo? Like have you ever?

741
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 3: Actually they're the most alien creatures on this fucking planet.

742
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 3: There's this like pygmy hippo like going viral right now

743
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 3: that I'm on viral. She's eating She's like this little

744
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 3: like tiny hippo. It's so fucking cute and it's slippery

745
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 3: and she like bites her like handlers and shit. Just

746
00:36:53,400 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 3: look up, uh oh, look up in the pigmy hippo.

747
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 3: I think it's like, how do you spell, It's like

748
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: mung dang or something like that, or mungoo I love,

749
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 3: I love mood dang moodang.

750
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really cute.

751
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 3: Skip this, fuck Daily Mail.

752
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: Wait what the viral makeup line?

753
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 3: Don't give Daily Mail a fucking view.

754
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: Wait hippos look like are these like different kinds of

755
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: hippos because the big ones look really.

756
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 3: Gross, That's what I'm saying.

757
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: Bro.

758
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: I watched a video of them and I was like, wait,

759
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever actually looked at a hippo before,

760
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 3: Like they're cute, but hell no when they open that

761
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: goddamn mouth and eat the terrifying.

762
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: I only know what a hippo looks like in extreme

763
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 1: detail because in ace Ventura Pet Adventures, when Jim Carrey

764
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: comes out of a hippo's assa.

765
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 3: So that's why I know what a hipp Wasn't he

766
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 3: like inside of a rhino that got fucked or my,

767
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 3: it's a.

768
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: Rhino I'm thinking of a rhino, not a hippo.

769
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: I think it was maybe making that up, but there's no, no, no, no,

770
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 3: there's like this different like fucking Scandinavian show with a

771
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 3: clip of like someone hiding inside of like a rhino

772
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 3: or an elephant, like an animatronic elephant, and then like

773
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 3: they it's really gnarly, like I super graphic, but like

774
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 3: the elephant comes up and starts like fucking the animatronic elephant,

775
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 3: and there's like footage inside. It's all fake though, but

776
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 3: you can see like the giant elephant penis period. Okay,

777
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 3: what Rick and Morty did for vape shops, what Ricken Morty,

778
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 3: what Rick and Morty did for vape shops is what

779
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 3: I imagine the Beatles did for music. Like when people

780
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 3: say when people say the Beatles changed everything, like Rick

781
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 3: and Morty changed everything for these goddamn vape shops.

782
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: I don't understand the lead galley of it though, Like

783
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: I guess it's not, but it's just so much that

784
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: like what is what are they gonna do like have.

785
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 3: A free promo at that point?

786
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, but like why do they even do drugs?

787
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: Like that? In Rick and Morty like, why did it

788
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: become so stoner affiliated? Is it just because it was

789
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: like a stoner show to walk?

790
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like the thoughts that are had are

791
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: like very stoner coded, Like what if we like had

792
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:29,479
Speaker 3: like a portal and like planet? Yeah exactly when that's what.

793
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: Rick and Morty is.

794
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 6: To me.

795
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, like I got shot into butt planet

796
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: with boob.

797
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 3: That's literally Miss Frazzle like, wait, actually let's have that conversation. Uh,

798
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 3: magic school bus being the original Rickenrizzle being the original

799
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 3: fricking MORTI girl, it doesn't fucking matter you You knew

800
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 3: exactly what I was referencing and talking, you know, exactly exactly. Yeah.

801
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: The pandemic of Rick and Morty, I feel, is coming

802
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 3: to an end, thankfully.

803
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be replacement for that though.

804
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,959
Speaker 3: Smiling friends, I don't think.

805
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 4: So.

806
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 3: Maybe give give them two more seasons and it'll be like.

807
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it took work and Morty a minute to

808
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 1: infiltrate the vape shop, so they just need a little time.

809
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 3: It took them three years. I feel like if it

810
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 3: was six years before I saw him on backpacks in school.

811
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: I feel like if we were back in time, and

812
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: this show was still a thing. It would have been

813
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: big in the vape shops and it's happy Tree friends.

814
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: That would have been crazy for the vape shop community.

815
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is?

816
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 4: Yeah? But I feel like that it's so it's like

817
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 4: so gnarly to have like a beheaded teddy bear. Yeah

818
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 4: on a vape.

819
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 3: That's more of like a Zoomi's or a hot topic thing.

820
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're were they in zoomis and hot topic? I

821
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: think so. I think there was merch of that everywhere.

822
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 4: Was there a merge because that ship was pretty gnarly.

823
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 4: I remember watching it.

824
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 3: It was literally the worst thing we could have ever

825
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 3: done to our brains.

826
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 4: We remember watching when I was like thirteen thirty. I

827
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 4: wasn't thirty. I was thirteen, and there was merch. Scared

828
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 4: the fuck out him.

829
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 3: It was horrible.

830
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 4: I remember there was like my life before, like like

831
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 4: one of my like uh brother or one of my

832
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 4: friend's older brother showed me that, and then there's my

833
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 4: life at.

834
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 3: It's always the older fucking brothers. Like I have a

835
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 3: visceral memory of like the face of like I think

836
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 3: it's the squirrel character peeling off and it's like all

837
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 3: the muscles and the eye and connective tissue and shit.

838
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: Dude, my dad was dating this woman with like teenage

839
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: kids and cousins, and they would show it to me

840
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: all the time. And I was like nine years old,

841
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: and I had to act like I liked it because

842
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to be cool. And they would show it

843
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: to me on like a computer, that's fine, and I

844
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: would just like really try not to watch, and they'd

845
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: be like, why are you being a pussy? Just watch

846
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 1: it now. They had seriously were like something else. That's

847
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: the same family who showed me the Bloody Mary Universal

848
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: Horror Nights, a commercial that scared the fuck out of me,

849
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: and I thought I was gonna die. And I like,

850
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: I had a big mirror in my room and I

851
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: couldn't sleep that night, and I went to go tell

852
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: my dad and he was like, who the fuck is

853
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: Bloody Mary? Go to bed? And I was like, and

854
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to take the mirror off the wall, but

855
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: I was like too tiny to do it. But yeah,

856
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: they did have big.

857
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 3: Things coming, y'all. By the way, big things are coming,

858
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 3: like the big Earth, Like something is coming. I don't

859
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 3: say that it's actually big, it's actually happening though, like

860
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 3: something big is going to happen soon.

861
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: The thing is, I wait, I don't remember if I

862
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 1: said this on the last episode. I don't remember when

863
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: this happened. Did the earthquake happen before or after the last.

864
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 3: Episode, I don't know. I think we talked about it.

865
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 4: Whatever.

866
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: I hate you guys. Well, Josia got a colon, I

867
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: was going to say, and people actually showed up.

868
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 3: I was just about to bring that up. The colonsay,

869
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 3: Josiah's colonoscopy meetup was a wild fucking success. It was

870
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:58,959
Speaker 3: amazing meeting all of y'all out there. Anytime I see

871
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 3: like photos or video of it, it's actually the It

872
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 3: makes me cry laughing thinking about that actually happening and

873
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 3: people actually being down for the vibe and jokes. People

874
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 3: skip like fucking college, like yeah, they're called out of

875
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 3: work like this.

876
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: Also, just like the idea of like y'all sitting in

877
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: the little courtyard that was across from the hospital he

878
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: was getting get done at and me and Drew walking

879
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: in like it felt like we were actually going to

880
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: visit a friend who was in the ICU or something serious,

881
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: and they were like fans outside, like wishing a fast recovery,

882
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: and we were inside just cracking U because we're like,

883
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: I cannot believe this motherfucker actually posted the address and

884
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: people actually showed up to a surgery that is not

885
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: really a surgery. He's just getting his fucking butt looked.

886
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 3: At, like that shit got probed down.

887
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: I still like didn't really understand what a colonoscopy was

888
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: before that, because I was thought a colonoscopy was when

889
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: they like put the tube up your button, shoot water

890
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: through it and empty out.

891
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 3: Your cold colonic.

892
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: Colonic colonic sounds like an alcohol.

893
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to drink a colon, Like I'll

894
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 3: have a.

895
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: Colonic on the rocks, please, thank you.

896
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 3: You can get a coffee in a I want a colonic,

897
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 3: no egg white. Make sure you use decaf coffee for

898
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 3: your coffee.

899
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: Anemas is that a thing?

900
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a thing. Coffee animas are a thing.

901
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: Wait wait, what what is an enema? Is that just

902
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: like a douche.

903
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 3: It is essentially a colonic, but with coffee.

904
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: I don't understand why is that like medically safe or.

905
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 3: I don't think it's medically recommended, but like people do it?

906
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: Is it to get like boof it.

907
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: I don't even know if they do it with caffeine.

908
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 3: I think it's really just to clean out their fucking colon.

909
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: You can do that at home.

910
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, people they like sell systems for it. When I

911
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 3: was really, really down bad in high school and like

912
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 3: looking for any fucking solution to like get the shit,

913
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 3: that's like lodging my fucking colon out of my ass.

914
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 3: I was doing so much research on like enemas and

915
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 3: suppositories and laxatives.

916
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: Your body has been a failure from the beginning, exactly.

917
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 3: Fuck you, Sorry, No, I'm kidding. Magnesium citrate, y'all. That's

918
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 3: that's the one A bottle of a bottle or two

919
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 3: of magnesium citrate will have you right.

920
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: The only time I've ever drank fucking magnesium citrate is

921
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: when I was in Miami and I was so fucking constipated.

922
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: So I called Drew and I was like, what do

923
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: you drink? He was like, magnesium citrate. I went to Walmart.

924
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: I got it. This wasn't like the right before the

925
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: New Year's of twenty twenty one or twenty twenty two. Bitch,

926
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: I fucking drank that shit. I went to bed. I

927
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: was sharing an Airbnb with my friends in Miami. I

928
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: went to bed. I woke up two hours later, and

929
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: it felt like I was like hungover, Like you know

930
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: when you wake up in the middle of the night after

931
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: drinking a lot and you just feel like dehydrated and

932
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: shitty and like nauseous. I woke up like that. I

933
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: went into the.

934
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 3: I don't get hungover, yeah, because.

935
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: You black out and you like barely wake up.

936
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'm a good fucking vibe I have a time.

937
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 1: But I woke up in the middle of night, fully

938
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 1: dehydrated and thought I was dying. Wet in the bathroom,

939
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: blew fucking water out my butt and then had to

940
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: shower because I was so nauseous and dehydrated and I

941
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: felt so sick. I had a gnarly headache. Woke up

942
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: the next day and I tested for positive for COVID.

943
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah, So I'm like convinced magnesium sit trade

944
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 1: gave me COVID.

945
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 3: I thought it gave her COVID. I was like, girl,

946
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 3: the gestation night before you already.

947
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: Had really right before I took it, I had taken

948
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 1: a test for COVID and I tested negative. So within

949
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: the hours of taking that I think it like jump

950
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: drive crashing my immune system, and I had COVID and

951
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: it destroyed my New Year's that year, and it was

952
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: really sad for me, and I spent New Years alone,

953
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: not even with my family.

954
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 2: Or my friends.

955
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 3: Aw.

956
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: Um, well, my back hurts so bad.

957
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 3: After Josiah's colonoscopy, we went to the mall, and the

958
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: mall I think really like for twenty twenty five of them,

959
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 3: mall is going to be in in a very big way.

960
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 3: Like it was so.

961
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: Much fus fun as fuck, y'all, Like you can see

962
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: stuff in real life, you don't have to look at

963
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: it on your iPhone.

964
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was such a fucking vibe, like like you

965
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 3: didn't have to like worry about certain things not fitting.

966
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 3: You got to see the pieces in person, you got

967
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 3: to interact with people. It was just really good energy

968
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 3: and it was really good vibes. And I'm really excited

969
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 3: to go back during the Christmas time to see all

970
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 3: the people like rushing to get gifts and like see

971
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 3: all the Christmas decorations. It's going to be like a wholesome, cozy,

972
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: cold vibe. Malls are in, y'all. Like I'm trend predicting

973
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 3: malls because they like kind of fell the fuck off.

974
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: I know we need to get back to like kids

975
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: going to malls and hanging out like that should be

976
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: like the peak experience. But I feel like there are

977
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: still kids who.

978
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,720
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, they're still had guessing.

979
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: There still has to be mall rats. Oh my god,

980
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: Like being a teenager and going to the mall with

981
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: your family was so embarrassing because you had such a

982
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: high chance of seeing their kids who were there with

983
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: your family piss me off.

984
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 3: Also, I need to thank my mother publicly for driving

985
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 3: and my friend's moms for driving me and my friends

986
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 3: like an hour and thirty minutes to the closest mall

987
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 3: to drop us off to just sit in the fucking

988
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 3: parking lot and then pick us back up and drive

989
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 3: us back home after like four hours of roaming around.

990
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 3: That is dedication to a craft. That is we need

991
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 3: more people like that in this world. Also, if everybody

992
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 3: had my brain chemistry, Yes, if everyone had my brain

993
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 3: chemistry and thought the way that I thought, this world

994
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 3: would be very a very special place that is actually

995
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 3: a lot, we would eradicate the population.

996
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: Everybody would self combust Like you're crazy, you just went

997
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: on a tangent about how you think, like the demons

998
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: are leaving and there's like a big spiritual like thing

999
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: happening in the public eye, because.

1000
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 3: There is there fully is, Like I genuinely believe that.

1001
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 3: Just go back and y'all you'll notice how fucking creepy

1002
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 3: and weird it is.

1003
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,919
Speaker 1: Did He would not shut the fuck up the whole

1004
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: time we were watching the VMA, So I was like,

1005
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: can you shy it up? He was like, look, there's more,

1006
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 1: there's more, there's more, there's more crosses. Look, even in

1007
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 1: that performance she had crosses on her, Like, what is this, bitch?

1008
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: It's chrome hearts.

1009
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah she was wearing it's basically chrome hearts. But I'm

1010
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 3: going to get a cross tattoo.

1011
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: I think just to have a saying that are you serious?

1012
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,919
Speaker 3: Just have a story story, be like are you religious?

1013
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 3: Not really? I just think like the cross is current,

1014
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 3: like it's meaningful, Like the symbol itself is fire, and

1015
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 3: like what it means. But like it's so simple, it's

1016
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 3: like this people behind it. Oh yep, wells, I just

1017
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 3: grew up hella religious, So it was like kind of

1018
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 3: a vibe.

1019
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: I didn't grow up religious at all, other than like

1020
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: being forced to partake in some Jehovah's witness activities.

1021
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 3: I got confirmed.

1022
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

1023
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 3: Like I made I got baptized when I was like

1024
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 3: an infant, and then at the age of like thirteen

1025
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 3: and fourteen, I made a conscious decision, decision, decision, decision, decision, fuck, decision,

1026
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 3: decision yeah, yeah, decision to join the church as an adult.

1027
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 3: So I went to like every Sunday and Wednesday, Wednesday,

1028
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 3: I would go to like classes at the church.

1029
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: Sunday, and was Wednesday like, damn, you want to get

1030
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: to Haven really fucking bad?

1031
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? I locked. I fully, I locked in my spot,

1032
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: like I was thinking very order. Yeah no. I was

1033
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 3: literally like, okay, if I do this, like I have

1034
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 3: a solid chance of getting into Heaven, like even if

1035
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: I fall out of love with God later in my life.

1036
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 3: And then like the uh. The day before we got confirmed,

1037
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 3: we were having like a class and someone brought up

1038
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 3: gay and like the teacher like went on this like long,

1039
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 3: gnarly winded conversation like anti homosexual like rhetoric. So me

1040
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 3: and Madeline walked out, but we went back and got

1041
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 3: confirmed anyways, but we did not stand for that shit

1042
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 3: in the moment we were like, girl, fuck y'all, like

1043
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: you're fucking weird. Oh it's it's peace and love. It's

1044
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 3: peace and love and love. Everybody love everybody. Suck my

1045
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 3: dick and my balllls. Literally.

1046
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: I did a good job of not interrupting you, but

1047
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: by doing that, I don't remember what I was gonna say.

1048
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: And I was really trying to do a good job

1049
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: of listening and remembering what I was gonna say. But

1050
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: that's just not gonna happen. It's it's gone forever.

1051
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 3: It's all good. Everything is gonna be okay.

1052
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: Fuck. I was gonna say something about religion, and I forgot.

1053
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: Oh is it too late to get baptized?

1054
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: I could it get baptized, right, Yeah, you can do

1055
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 3: that at any point in your life.

1056
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: I want to get baptized, just to be like, oh

1057
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: that was pre baptism. Yeah, like that was there's pre

1058
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: impost baptism in you and that was pre baptism.

1059
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 3: That's kind like yeah, I support, I literally support it.

1060
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:01,320
Speaker 3: I support.

1061
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: I would want like a cunty baptism, Like I'd want

1062
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: to go like up to Big sur and like go

1063
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 1: get baptized in the river.

1064
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 3: Yeah you can do that like that. They probably have

1065
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 3: like a church group up there that does that.

1066
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 1: No, it makes her. I feel like it would be

1067
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: more like culty.

1068
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 3: I got baptized in like this nasty, fucking gross tub

1069
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 3: that was just a statin it water behind the stage constantly.

1070
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: I bet people have pissed in there.

1071
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 3: It was like always full of water. So that water

1072
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,919
Speaker 3: was full of fucking brain eating amibas and shit. My god,

1073
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 3: imagine getting baptized like in a late because they do

1074
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 3: that shit all the time, and you get him a

1075
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 3: month later, you'd probably be happy.

1076
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: Even you'd be like, oh my god, God took over

1077
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: my mind.

1078
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: And I feel it was my story. It was my story.

1079
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 3: It was imptant to be.

1080
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: I just remembered that they taught us how to swim

1081
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: growing up in Miami, like they taught us how to

1082
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: swim when we were in like pre k.

1083
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 3: Kindergarten ata in some places.

1084
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a law in Florida you have

1085
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: to teach the kids how to swim. But also I

1086
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: don't know if they did this with my younger siblings,

1087
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: but they're also like ten years younger than me, so

1088
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. But the swimming pool was an above

1089
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: ground pool literally in the like pipe room, like it

1090
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: was in this scary fucking dungeon room.

1091
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 3: It was underground school.

1092
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't underground. It was like where all the

1093
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: water heaters and stuff for the school was. It was

1094
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: like really weird. And I just remember this room so vividly,

1095
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: and it was like so dark and dingy and kind

1096
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: of orange. And I just remember having to go get

1097
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: in the pool with all my classmates and like swim

1098
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: circles and giving us life ESTs and stuff. But it

1099
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: was the weirdest experience ever. And I don't know if

1100
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: they do that anymore, Like I want to look at.

1101
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: I definitely do that shit sometimes, y'all. I'm in bed,

1102
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 3: I'll just be laying in bed, like I had a

1103
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 3: really good day. I'm like feeling great, and then I

1104
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 3: start descending into madness, like and the thought that always

1105
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 3: comes to my head is what if I'm not in

1106
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 3: my bed right now, Like what if I'm actually in

1107
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 3: the middle of the street.

1108
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Drew was saying that to me the other night.

1109
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: He was like, do you ever get that feeling? I

1110
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: was like no, And then we just got there in silent.

1111
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 3: It's because I'm a shifter show.

1112
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: It's because your schizophrenic.

1113
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I like, yeah, I uh yeah, it's freaky

1114
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 3: freaks me the funk out sometimes, and even thinking about

1115
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,919
Speaker 3: it right now, I'm like, wait, am I actually here? Well?

1116
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: I keep having scary dreams, so I don't know what

1117
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: that's about.

1118
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 3: That's your SSR. I pumping all the demonic energy out

1119
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: of your body.

1120
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm flooding my brain with demon Yeah, before I go

1121
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: to bed demons.

1122
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 3: Do you know what song I'm talking about?

1123
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, ash Nico, I think so fuck wa alright,

1124
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: now I need to find this.

1125
00:54:55,040 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 3: It's a It's like a Spanish song, Portuguese or something.

1126
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 1: It I thought you were singing this song.

1127
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 3: No, but this song is so fucking funny. I'm crazy,

1128
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 3: but you like that?

1129
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: You like that?

1130
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 3: Angela my head set?

1131
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: All right? I really don't have anything else to say,

1132
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest.

1133
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 3: So one of the reasons our friend group is so

1134
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 3: tight knit and close and has survived all of the

1135
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 3: many years together is because none of us fuck each other. No, no,

1136
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 3: y'all are incestuous, and y'all all fucking each other in

1137
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 3: your friend groups. That's bad. Actually, it's not bad. You

1138
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 3: can do whatever the fuck you want, but if you

1139
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 3: want a long lasting relationship with your friends, don't go

1140
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 3: around banging all of them slags like damn God, title

1141
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 3: fucking slag, oh slag, Oh fucking Daniel fucking to watch

1142
00:55:59,000 --> 00:55:59,760
Speaker 3: Naked Attraction.

1143
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,240
Speaker 1: That's what really keeps you together is watching Naked Attraction.

1144
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: That's like the best show ever. I love that show.

1145
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: It's so fucking funny, which makes me feel fucked up

1146
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: because I'm just literally laughing at naked people. Like it's

1147
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: just so funny.

1148
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 3: It's really the only place in the world you can

1149
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 3: go to see like the average human body, like really

1150
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 3: see like what a real human looks like, because like

1151
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 3: all the fucking porn is contrived. It's like the hottest

1152
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 3: people like big as.

1153
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: Even like I it's like you're seeing the hottest people on.

1154
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 3: The Yeah, but on Naked Attraction, it is what we

1155
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 3: actually look like. And it's just so funny to just

1156
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 3: make make fun of like the way some vaginas look

1157
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 3: and some penises. It's fun. Like y'all should try it out, dude.

1158
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like every time there's a man on the screen,

1159
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 1: it really freaks me out. I hate the close ups

1160
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: of the penises when you.

1161
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 3: Can see like the fucking like chicken goose bumps on

1162
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 3: the ball. Also, incision supposed to be you know, that

1163
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 3: was supposed to be a vagina. Yeah, the scene like

1164
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 3: it was supposed to grow into a vagina or the

1165
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 3: other way around. It's sealed up because we're all girls first, right, Yeah,

1166
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 3: Jesus made women with his rib, ripped it out of

1167
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 3: his body.

1168
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: Well. My media of the week is, Oh my god,

1169
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm on the last season of Girls. I have five

1170
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: episodes left. I think I'm gonna finish it today.

1171
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 3: Banger. Oh, I broke this at some point. I don't

1172
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 3: remember doing that, but you were saying that the finales

1173
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 3: have gotten really good.

1174
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, the like season finales of those episodes become so

1175
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: intense and good, and I'm oh my god, it's just

1176
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: such a good show. I love that show. It's so funny.

1177
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 3: Dude. I actually and ironically can't pull this off the

1178
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 3: way I was able to, because this fucking hurts when

1179
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 3: I use my pointer finger. Can you just like rip

1180
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 3: that off?

1181
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 1: Oh tank you baby, oh baby, I'm finishing Girls. That's

1182
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: my media of the week, and my song Media of

1183
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 1: the week is Freeman in Paris by Joni Mitchell. Work

1184
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: to Do the Isisley Brothers. We got to get you

1185
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: a woman, Todd run Grin and your malmast think you

1186
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: pussy in my butt.

1187
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 3: M minus square Heart. It's a bunch of random fucking

1188
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 3: numbers that I'm not gonna read. Just look up square

1189
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 3: Heart and then Usuria parentheses. Psychosis by Edward Scaler tricks

1190
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 3: very bullish on Edward Skeleer tricks up next for real.

1191
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 3: I think he's pushing the medium in the craft further

1192
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 3: than anybody in the world right.

1193
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: Now, that's what people say about me.

1194
00:58:52,120 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 3: Hot topic. Hey and Hunter Hunter, go watch Hunter Hunter.

1195
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 3: Uh it is perfect. Damn to the lash detail, Damn

1196
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 3: to the lash minute detail.

1197
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: I like this mood you're in today.

1198
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, like mania.

1199
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: You're like in a carrying mood. You're gonna carry me

1200
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: through this day.

1201
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I'm gonna get you.

1202
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the gym and it's gonna destroy

1203
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: your life.

1204
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, just wait, I will come the crack.

1205
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be.

1206
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 3: I will crash like crazy very quickly, and I will

1207
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 3: experience and hondonia on like anything.

1208
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 1: This is the first time are like we aren't like synced,

1209
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: Like we're not absorbing each other's energy.

1210
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, ye oh yeah, we're drifting apart.

1211
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to be friends.

1212
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 3: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

1213
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: So we really are Elijah and Hannah. Like the more

1214
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: I want. But like this is literally me and Drew's future,

1215
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: because all we talk about is I'm like, oh, somebody,

1216
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna date things, I'm gonna fucking live with them.

1217
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: Hell the fuck now. I don't believe in marriage. I

1218
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: don't believe in living with a partner. That shit's fucking crazy.

1219
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 1: Get the fuck away from me. I'm gonna live with

1220
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: you forever. And then watching that show, I'm like, oh

1221
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: my god, this is.

1222
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 3: You can do it. You really can do it. Okay, okay,

1223
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 3: we're done by