Speaker 1: Casha.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's me Dan Tosh and this sadly is
Speaker 2: a true emergency pod. Eddie hit the sirens. The sirens
Speaker 2: should sound more like like an alarm to get to
Speaker 2: higher ground or something.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty good. It's not like the last part.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: When you can't change the alarm sound mid alarm, then
Speaker 2: it sounds like an old car alarm from the early nineties.
Speaker 2: Here's what we're doing, guys. It's Wednesday, October ninth, ninth ninth.
Speaker 2: It is the day before Hurricane Milton destroys my family.
Speaker 2: Oh man, if ever on a emergency pod was actually necessary.
Speaker 2: I'm doing this so that all the people that are
Speaker 2: reaching out to me can just watch this. Uh, instead
Speaker 2: of me replying to everyone, will my family evacuate? My
Speaker 2: in laws have all evacuated. They live over in Sarasota.
Speaker 2: Now my family, they all live on Merritt Island. They
Speaker 2: would they would never evacuate. You're not gonna call my
Speaker 2: parents pussies. No, there there couldn't be a storm surge
Speaker 2: big enough to get them out, as you were called
Speaker 2: the last time. Uh, they had a storm surge there.
Speaker 2: They lost their peer and my sister was was out
Speaker 2: in the in the waters trying to save her peer,
Speaker 2: and then they rebuilt it by hand, my father who's
Speaker 2: way too old to be doing it. Uh, you know,
Speaker 2: no permits or experience in building a peer. They rebuilt
Speaker 2: their entire pier. So I'm sure they're they're terrified that
Speaker 2: they're gonna lose their peer again.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: And fairness to my folks, you know, their explanation is
Speaker 2: logical of why they never like to evacuate, because what
Speaker 2: happens is the storm is bad, but it's only bad
Speaker 2: for a bit. Then getting back to your place, a
Speaker 2: lot of times roads are closed and you can't get
Speaker 2: back for days, and that's when a lot of the
Speaker 2: damage happens. So that's their mentality is well, if I
Speaker 2: was there, I could pick things up and it wouldn't
Speaker 2: get destroyed, you know, like sitting water now, I you know,
Speaker 2: grew up in a family that never evacuated. And also
Speaker 2: the coverage has changed. Now are you watching the weather channel?
Speaker 2: Is this only interesting to me the storms or do
Speaker 2: you guys tune into it?
Speaker 1: I'm watching too.
Speaker 2: Well, Eddie's got family in the area. Did your folks evacuate, Eddies?
Speaker 3: They did. They went to dustin, Florida.
Speaker 2: They went to Dustin, Okay. So your family's a bunch
Speaker 2: of cowards too. So I'm watching the Weather Channel. Well,
Speaker 2: I keep it on. I like the bad graphics. It
Speaker 2: reminds me, honestly of Tosh point zero when I see
Speaker 2: them standing there on the green screen with the fakeness
Speaker 2: all around that. A lot of people know this about
Speaker 2: Byron Allen, a comedian. He bought the Weather Channel I
Speaker 2: don't know, fifty years ago for seven dollars. Who knew
Speaker 2: at the time other than Byron Allen that climate change,
Speaker 2: which would make storms more fierce, would now be such
Speaker 2: a hot commodity because I go to the Weather Channel
Speaker 2: almost exclusively for my information when it comes to tracking hurricanes.
Speaker 2: Here's my problem with the Weather Channel. You don't know
Speaker 2: when a storm's coming, right, So all those ad dollars
Speaker 2: are sold throughout the year. Then a storm comes all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, people start watching the Weather Channel. But
Speaker 2: guess what, they still got the horrible ads, the cheap
Speaker 2: ads running. It's like there needs to be premium ads.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a hurricane, people are gonna start watching this channel. Now,
Speaker 2: let's have real companies advertised, because the ads that are
Speaker 2: on there right now are just horribly embarrassing.
Speaker 1: You got your sleep apnea stuff.
Speaker 2: Sure, there's actually a commercial I've been seeing on the
Speaker 2: Weather Channel right now. It's a boner pill for teenagers. Literally, like,
Speaker 2: what is this? I couldn't think of a medication less needed.
Speaker 2: My point is, I think they need to come up with, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a storm. Okay, all of your ads get booted,
Speaker 2: and now let's have some real sponsors come in.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing with the coverage on the Weather Channel.
Speaker 2: You know, with a hurricane, you know, they make a
Speaker 2: meal out of it. As soon as a little low
Speaker 2: pressure starts to form, it turns into a tropical storm. Oh,
Speaker 2: here we go, let's name it. And then she jumps
Speaker 2: up to a Cat five. Oh jackpot, that's a Ratians bonanza.
Speaker 2: But meanwhile, in California, the last earthquake we had a
Speaker 2: few weeks ago, in the middle of it, my phone
Speaker 2: gave me a warning halfway through. I'm like, oh, that's helpful.
Speaker 2: There's no money in earthquakes. People always say, oh, you're California,
Speaker 2: You're gonna fall into the ocean. I've been hearing that
Speaker 2: since I was five years old. Guess what still here?
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 2: Is California gonna fall into the ocean? Or is Florida
Speaker 2: gonna be underwater? These are things I've been here in
Speaker 2: my whole life and they haven't happened yet. So why
Speaker 2: not live there and enjoy it? And if it happens
Speaker 2: to fall in the ocean, hopefully I'm on the road.
Speaker 1: Mm hm. You know, I'll miss my wife, but damn it,
Speaker 1: she can be replaced. You gotta move on, you have to.
Speaker 1: She would want me.
Speaker 2: To find happiness with someone younger and more attractive. You
Speaker 2: know what, though, I do need to check in. I
Speaker 2: need to check in to make sure that that my
Speaker 2: mother is safe and that their peer is intact. Let's see,
Speaker 2: I'm got a real report here. Yeah, unbelievable. Well, I
Speaker 2: hate to do this, but it's an emergency pod. So
Speaker 2: I think my father would understand.
Speaker 1: Hello, tell mom to pick up her phone.
Speaker 3: Pick up your phone? Okay, that all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll call right back.
Speaker 3: I'm working on a puzzle.
Speaker 2: I have unbelievable I'm worried sick about you guys. I
Speaker 2: need to get a full port. What's the current wind speed?
Speaker 1: There. I don't know is it is it blowing?
Speaker 3: It's raining, it's raining.
Speaker 1: Are you worried about a storm surge?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I heard you could expect up to puzzle.
Speaker 2: I heard you could expect up to three to five
Speaker 2: feet in your area for the storm surge.
Speaker 3: Oh please, we're not on the ocean. That's that's Tampa.
Speaker 1: No, no, Tampa. Can I expect nine to fifteen feet?
Speaker 3: They don't know? We'll see.
Speaker 1: Nah. Are you worried about your peer?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Would you?
Speaker 3: I think it's it's stronger now than it was before.
Speaker 2: Would you rebuild it again if you lost it?
Speaker 3: Mike said he's going to work tomorrow. He go on
Speaker 3: his Grandpa out there fixing the doc tomorrow. It'll be fine.
Speaker 3: I do feel bad for people that are alone. If
Speaker 3: I were by myself, I would pray not like that?
Speaker 1: Do you guys? Do you and Dad want to fly
Speaker 1: out here?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, we kept Missy right here in the next not
Speaker 3: with us.
Speaker 2: But I know I get it. Well, how many how
Speaker 2: many piece puzzle are you working on?
Speaker 3: You know this is only three hundred because I don't
Speaker 3: have room for a five hundred. And now Dad's trying
Speaker 3: to eat a bowl of soup, and he's pushing my
Speaker 3: puzzle pieces all around.
Speaker 1: All right, have you have you already got the outline done?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm on the inside.
Speaker 1: Nice. All right, Well send me a photo of that.
Speaker 3: I'll show it to you. Yeah, all right, I like
Speaker 3: to do puzzles.
Speaker 1: All right, that's good information. I'll get you a puzzle.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, enjoy your storm.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're waiting. Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say I love you back. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How in the world my mom not going to answer
Speaker 2: the phone because she's working on a puzzle.
Speaker 1: It's almost like it's not even it's not even a
Speaker 1: hurricane there for.
Speaker 2: That couldn't care less about a storm. That's interesting's working
Speaker 2: on now, you say, Daniel, can't you put your parents
Speaker 2: up in a place where they have enough space to
Speaker 2: do a five hundred piece puzzle? No, my parents, they
Speaker 2: live and I'm pretty sure it's three hundred square foot
Speaker 2: little guest house on my sister's property, and they just
Speaker 2: couldn't be happier. Just oh, we have a tiny little table,
Speaker 2: Dan's eating soup. Can't can't get a bigger puzzle. It's
Speaker 2: just nice knowing that their life is exactly what I
Speaker 2: always think it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Well, I you know, I hope, I hope they're right.
Speaker 2: I hope the storm spares most people. And for those
Speaker 2: people that are alone out there in the storm, head
Speaker 2: on over to my parents' house. They'll they'll, they'll invite
Speaker 2: you in. They'll do the Christian thing.
Speaker 3: M m.
Speaker 1: H eddie hit the sirens.
Speaker 3: Now what now.
Speaker 1: That sounds like I'm like, you're starting to change something.
Speaker 3: It's like a return to normal life.
Speaker 1: What's that's awful?
Speaker 2: Well, we'll put some we'll put some different ones over that,
Speaker 2: so it sounds like you did something good, all right.
Speaker 1: See