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Speaker 1: You've probably heard of people who insist they don't want

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Speaker 1: their family going into debt trying to pay for their funeral.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because, fun fact, those are really expensive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's kind of like a wedding. Yeah, sadder.

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Speaker 1: Sorry that wasn't a fun fact, that was sad fact.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, very expensive.

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Speaker 1: But you know, once people are gone, no family wants

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Speaker 1: to just roll them into the ground and say, well,

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Speaker 1: see you later and then go home and order a pizza.

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Speaker 3: That's also not quite enough.

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Speaker 2: My mom doesn't want us to even do anything.

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Speaker 3: Oh just lies.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like, you know, I don't eat a headstone

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Speaker 4: or any of that waste of money.

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Speaker 1: Well, in a new poll update on the poll people

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Speaker 1: gets the average funeral costs where around five thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: turns out it's actually a lot closer to.

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Speaker 3: Twelve thousand dollars. And that's why.

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Speaker 1: Seventy percent say they'd rather be buried in a cardboard

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Speaker 1: Amazon box rather than have their family overspend on a

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Speaker 1: fancy wooden cask.

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Speaker 4: I'm only doing it if the box is really really

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Speaker 4: big and I'm really small in the middle of it.

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Speaker 1: You want to pick the packaging peanuts, air.

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Speaker 3: Packets, I do agree with that.

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Speaker 1: It kind of got me thinking what cheap item would

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Speaker 1: each of us be buried in order to save a buck.

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Speaker 1: For Jose, it's probably inside one of those takeout fubbles in.

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Speaker 5: There, even a cup of noodle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in a small one.

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Speaker 5: I probably look like the dust that comes on it.

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Speaker 6: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Alexis, would probably like her ashes sprinkled into

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Speaker 1: a pot of dry mac and cheese. Brook, I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: wants to be buried inside one of the Halloween candy.

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Speaker 2: Bowls of wine.

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Speaker 7: And I know I'd like.

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Speaker 1: To be buried inside the box that holds the dog

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Speaker 1: shot collar that we wear every single morning, because it's

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Speaker 1: time for the shot collar question of the day, Digital Jake.

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Speaker 1: Once I kicked the bucket, I'm putting you with the

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Speaker 1: honor of leaf blowing my ashes around this studio in memorial.

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Speaker 3: All right, take place first, give us some trivia.

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Speaker 6: When we first played this game a few days ago,

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Speaker 6: it was bunk or no bunk. It confused people, so

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Speaker 6: to make it easier, we went to dbunk or double

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Speaker 6: bunk I wouldn't say, which quite possibly confused even more people.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why it was so simple.

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Speaker 6: But that's when a Lexus came to me and she

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Speaker 6: turned her hat sideways and said, Yo, I'm gen Z.

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Speaker 7: I know what's.

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Speaker 6: Chicken chicken hot? What we should call this woke new

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Speaker 6: cap or no cap? And then I'm pretty sure she said,

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Speaker 6: say what.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it's a perfect Alexis impression.

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Speaker 5: I wish you were recording.

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Speaker 6: Because she's pretty animated, shaking her hands and her legs

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Speaker 6: at the same time.

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Speaker 7: So we're gonna try it cap or no cap.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 5: To be honest, if Alexa and I both said that,

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Speaker 5: we're like, why.

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Speaker 2: Was you don't try to put yourself with a gen

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Speaker 6: Cap means false, no cap means true. Yes, very that right, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Is your idea?

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Speaker 2: Okay, sideways again?

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Speaker 6: All right, let's play it cap or no capright? Oh God,

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Speaker 6: darting with Alexis. Alexis, the twinkie is older than Harvard

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Speaker 6: University cap or no cap.

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Speaker 5: I don't know that, Like the twinkie's been around forever.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why I think that.

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Speaker 2: I could just imagine like people eating them in the olden.

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Speaker 3: Days when I think Harvard was built.

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Speaker 2: These are things I've never thought about in my life.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 7: No cap, no cap, that's cap.

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Speaker 6: Harvard was founded in sixteen thirty six and the first

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Speaker 6: Twikie came out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you think they had twinkies on the Mayflower when

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Speaker 6: That's not imagining, Alexis you're vulnerable to getting shocked. Now,

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Speaker 6: let's go over to Jose. Jose, goldfish have a three

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Speaker 6: second memory, cap or no CAP.

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Speaker 5: I remember hearing this, but I don't think it's How did.

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Speaker 2: They test a goldfish's memory question?

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Speaker 5: It's like I waved and he didn't wave back the

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Speaker 2: Do you remember me? You every day?

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say they do have a longer memory, So

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that's cap.

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Speaker 6: It's a lie, Jose said, cap, that's cap. It's been

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Speaker 6: disproven several times. Research shows that they can have a

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Speaker 6: memory that's up to five months long. Wow, Jose, you're safe.

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Speaker 7: Let's go over to brook Brook.

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Speaker 6: You cannot smell anything while you're sleeping. Cap or no cap?

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Speaker 3: Interesting?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 4: I mean what's interesting about that is I guess that

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Speaker 4: would be why like smoke alarms are so important, right,

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Speaker 4: because it's like your house is on fire, you should

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Speaker 4: smell it. But a lot of people sleep through it,

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Speaker 4: and that would make sense that they could sleep through

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Speaker 4: the smell of smoke, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's probably why they say wake up and smell the coffee,

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Speaker 1: not smell the coffee, and then it's also good.

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Speaker 7: It's a weirdo.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm going to say you cannot smell during sleep.

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Speaker 4: I think that's no cap.

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Speaker 6: Brook says, no cap, that's no cap. Yeah, when you sleep,

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Speaker 6: your brain does not process smells.

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Speaker 1: Brook.

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Speaker 6: Jose moved on to the next round. Jeffrey, the Mona

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Speaker 6: Lisa has never been stolen from the Louver or no cat.

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Speaker 2: I know this.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the Louver is like the most high security building

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Speaker 1: in the entire world.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they have.

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Speaker 1: Like lasers and a guy named Carl guarding it.

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Speaker 4: The Mona Lisa was stolen for years and years and

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Speaker 4: then it was returned.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know if it was the Loover.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so I'm gonna say that's no cap.

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Speaker 6: Jeff says, no cap, that's cap.

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Speaker 7: It was stolen.

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Speaker 6: It's been stolen in nineteen eleven by a man who

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Speaker 6: worked at the museum and recovered two years later. Going

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Speaker 6: Alexis and Jeffrey are at risk of being shot and Brook.

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Speaker 6: Here we go, Jose, cheesecake originally came from Italy.

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Speaker 7: Cap or no ca.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, it.

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Speaker 2: Didn't come from a factory.

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Speaker 3: In Italy.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness. I'm gonna say that's no cap.

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Speaker 6: Jose says, no cap, that's cape.

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Speaker 7: Cake comes from Greece.

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Speaker 6: That here we go, Brook. You get this right. You

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Speaker 6: get to choose who gets shocked.

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Speaker 5: Okay, or we keep going, Brook.

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Speaker 6: There is a world Championship for throwing mobile phones. Cap

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Speaker 6: or no cap.

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Speaker 4: I mean I could see a world championship for like

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Speaker 4: throwing computers.

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Speaker 5: Phone that they threw it once and we're like, no,

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Speaker 5: I could be a world champion.

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Speaker 7: I could.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no cap.

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Speaker 7: Brook says, no cap, that's cap.

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Speaker 6: There is an annual wife throwing Championship held in Estonia,

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Speaker 6: but not one for phones. Everyone's gotten one wrong, which

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Speaker 6: means I get to choose you good shot and I

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Speaker 6: are safe. Though I'm gonna say Jeffery's getting shot today.

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Speaker 3: And I'm gonna pass it on to Jose. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 3: no rule, really not whatever. Let's just sing someone wanted

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Speaker 3: to hear Sweet but Psycho. If there's no pass rule.

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Speaker 2: The song's perfect for you today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she's sweet, out of psycho, a little bit psycho.

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Speaker 3: At night she's screaming, madam. Yeah your shot collar. Question

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Speaker 3: of the day. Phone rafts coming up in just a

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Speaker 3: few minutes.