WEBVTT - Gary Vider

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<v Speaker 1>I went to three high schools, so I was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of able to like reinvent myself when I would go

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<v Speaker 1>to each high school. So I saw, okay, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I had friends of my first high school kids I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up with. They think I'm funny, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they know me. So I need to figure out am

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<v Speaker 1>I funny? At this next high school I go to,

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember I was funny, and then I remember

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<v Speaker 1>I came out a little too strong, eventually being too funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and then that becomes annoying. And then I went to

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<v Speaker 1>a third high school, I'm like, all right, I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of get the idea I could tone it down. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I went to college and I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of have a good balance. Hi. I'm Gary Veeter

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<v Speaker 1>and I am the host of the limited series podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Number one Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello again, everybody, and welcome back to the place you

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<v Speaker 2>want to be right here on Off the Beat with

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<v Speaker 2>your host Brian Bongertner. Of course, my guest today is

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<v Speaker 2>an extremely talented stand up comedian, Gary Veader. He really

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<v Speaker 2>tickles me. He's dry and understated, but very very clever

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<v Speaker 2>and sharp my kind of humor for sure. He's performed

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<v Speaker 2>on Conan, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was even a finalist on America's Got Talent. He tours

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<v Speaker 2>and performs all over the country, or if you prefer

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<v Speaker 2>to stay home, He has a stand up special out

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<v Speaker 2>now on YouTube called It Could Be Worse. For his

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<v Speaker 2>most recent act, Gary is going back to his very

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<v Speaker 2>unique childhood, I love this. You see. Gary's dad was

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<v Speaker 2>a real deal con artist. Now we're talking a list

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<v Speaker 2>of aliases, fake accounts, shady deals, rated by federal agents.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of con artist. And he even brought his young

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<v Speaker 2>son Gary in on some of his scams, like sneaking

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<v Speaker 2>into Disneyland or photo copying dollar bills for lunch money,

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<v Speaker 2>and even making Gary pretend to be a reporter to

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<v Speaker 2>get access to Madison Square Garden, interviewing players including even

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Jordan himself. Now, even though he cut his dad

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<v Speaker 2>out of his life over twenty years ago, Gary is

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<v Speaker 2>now revisiting all of these memories, plus the stories he's

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<v Speaker 2>heard from other people, and attempting to reconnect and reconcile

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<v Speaker 2>with his father. Luckily, he has recorded his journey for

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<v Speaker 2>you and me to listen to on his new podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>Number one, Dad Give It a listen. I promise you

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<v Speaker 2>won't be disappointed. Please welcome my fascinating, upstanding and well

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<v Speaker 2>very funny new friend, Gary Veder.

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<v Speaker 3>Bubble and squeak. I love it, Bubble and squeak, Bubble

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<v Speaker 3>and squeak. I cook get every mole lift over from.

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<v Speaker 1>The night before.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Gary?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up man? How's it going.

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<v Speaker 2>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan of the Office, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>super cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you you are you've seen it before?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean many times over, So this is super cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you. That's very nice. I mean mostly people

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<v Speaker 2>don't say nice things to me. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You deserve it. And you were are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you an og or did you find it later?

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<v Speaker 1>No og? I watched it when I was in college,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was pretty. It was super cool. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it hit, it hit big time. I loved it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know it was different than you know

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<v Speaker 1>when you find a good show. It's just so nice

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<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, I mean I love Seinfeld. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I put for me, I put it right up there

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<v Speaker 1>with Seinfeld, and I mean, it was just an incredible show.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was said when it when it when it

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<v Speaker 1>went off the you know, I mean obviously you completed it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was a completed show. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>sad when it happened when it went on.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you go to college?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're good University at Buffalo.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is that nowhere? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's a college and you know you pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it, but it's not really educational experience. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>going to get a degree. And anybody, I feel they

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<v Speaker 1>would you know, if a dog went there, it's as

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<v Speaker 1>good as a dog. It's like a dog college. That's

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<v Speaker 1>probably never happened back, you know, I know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is your all, my moter. You can't say

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<v Speaker 2>things like that. I just had a couple of uh,

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<v Speaker 2>very entertaining days and evenings and in in Buffalo. I

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<v Speaker 2>it was, it was good. What's the place Pink's Pinkies

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<v Speaker 2>with the steaks?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know. Very late, I don't know about Pinky's.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Anchor Bar. I mean there's Anchors and Duffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Anchor Bar is a famous one. Duffs.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the whole what do you call it? The wings? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the supposedly supposedly they started the wings and that

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<v Speaker 1>was the big that was the big thing for Anchor Bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and they make great wings. They make great wings, duff says,

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<v Speaker 1>great wings, and it's kind of if you're from Buffalo.

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<v Speaker 1>Those they'll argue who has the best wings. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think the people, yeah, I think people from Buffalo. They

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<v Speaker 1>go with Duffs a lot. That's their thing. So they

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<v Speaker 1>could tell an outside if they pick Ancher Bar. But

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<v Speaker 1>my friend actually saw O J. Simpson OJ I said

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<v Speaker 1>it was weird.

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<v Speaker 4>But O J.

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson at Anchor Bar, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was a

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<v Speaker 1>good guy.

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<v Speaker 4>O J.

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson was a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>But O J.

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson not so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh but yeah O J.

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson at ankle Or Bar once and uh yeah he

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<v Speaker 1>stabbed them.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow he like everybody that I didn't hear that news.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah was this before OJ's problem or after this?

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<v Speaker 4>Was this was?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that yeah his little miss out? Yeah yeah it's

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<v Speaker 1>yeah LEAs right, Yeah, but no, yeah this was after.

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<v Speaker 1>This was after this is when he got away you know,

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. But hey, so that's it J talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye're yeah, that's a race we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Shimpson are Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Shims Look, we did our crack research team here analyzed

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<v Speaker 2>your life, put you at a computer, spit out a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of data to me. I am totally fascinated, so fascinating.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, i've I have not started your show, but

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen all of your teasers and tray. I

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<v Speaker 2>am so excited to listen to it. This is not

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<v Speaker 2>a joke. Thank you podcast number one Dad, which is

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<v Speaker 2>is rolling out as we speak. This is fascinating. You

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<v Speaker 2>partnered with Big Money Players podcast, Will Ferrell's podcast Empire.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about Gary's family. So I want to start. Usually

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<v Speaker 2>I sort of go more chronological here, but this is

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<v Speaker 2>a This is a part of your newest project, which

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<v Speaker 2>was your your childhood growing up? So where did where

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<v Speaker 2>did you grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up on Long Island in a town called

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<v Speaker 1>dick Hills.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah the Unfortunate game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, unfortunate name, and we're thinking about changing

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<v Speaker 1>it for the podcast, even though the podcast is completely true,

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<v Speaker 1>like can we get rid of that? But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast called and at least it was not called

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<v Speaker 1>Little dick Hills. But anyway, I enjoy. You know, when

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to do this podcast, you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>very vulnerable, and I was not. Uh when I when

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<v Speaker 1>I pitched the idea, I didn't expect it necessarily to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>And then as soon as they're like, oh, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>we agree to this. Nobody ever agrees to anything that

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<v Speaker 1>I ever pitched or but they agreed, and there Now

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<v Speaker 1>the whole plan is that I go and I tracked

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<v Speaker 1>down my father, who I haven't talked to in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four years. And my dad is a con man. So we,

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<v Speaker 1>uh we ran a bunch of cons together, which sounds.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but so but this so I want. So you're

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<v Speaker 2>grow you're growing up there in Long Island, and are

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<v Speaker 2>you aware that your dad is a con man? As

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<v Speaker 2>a kid, Now, I know we're going to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>your Madison Square Garden experiences, so obviously there were things

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<v Speaker 2>that happened. Are you aware that he is growing up

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<v Speaker 2>or is he just dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's dad, but I wouldn't say I knew that

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<v Speaker 1>he was a con man. I knew that he would

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cut corners to get around, you get around.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know the name con man necessarily, but as

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<v Speaker 1>I got older, I was like, oh, this, this, this

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<v Speaker 1>is what a con artist is. And my dad is

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<v Speaker 1>I think one of the best at this because he

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<v Speaker 1>never doesn't seem to ever get caught. He gets what

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<v Speaker 1>he wants. He's able to manipulate different situations, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would just watch him, you know, could be small things,

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<v Speaker 1>but we would be going to Disneyland, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>back when Disneyland used to get a stamp on your hand,

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<v Speaker 1>and he would have my entire family lick their hands

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<v Speaker 1>and then just press it against his, which would get

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<v Speaker 1>the stamp, and then we would have all get access

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<v Speaker 1>to Disneyland, you know, a simple thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And he'd pay one on one ticket, one ticket. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he would pay for one.

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<v Speaker 1>Ticket and he would get four other people and for free,

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<v Speaker 1>and they you know till they you know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>back in the eighties early nineties when you were able

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<v Speaker 1>to do this. And he would always find ways, creative

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<v Speaker 1>ways to cut corners and wouldn't really care if the

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<v Speaker 1>kids were involved or were aware of like what he

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<v Speaker 1>was doing. And yeah, pretty much, you know, it was

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<v Speaker 1>everything his businesses the same thing. He was involved in

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<v Speaker 1>different scams where he had a furniture company and he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't delivering the furniture. And these are a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>these scams were things that you could get away with

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties and the nineties, because it's pretty hard

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<v Speaker 1>when somebody doesn't get their furniture delivered to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>who do I complain to? And am I going to

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<v Speaker 1>start making ninety phone calls and waiting on hold for

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<v Speaker 1>hours to get to the bottom of this and then

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<v Speaker 1>there not to be any resolution. So my dad would

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<v Speaker 1>figure out these ways to yeah, definitely rip people off

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<v Speaker 1>and get away with it, and he was successful at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait. So he was the furniture delivery person.

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<v Speaker 1>He owned the whole sorry, he owned the showroom. And

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<v Speaker 1>there are people that would get their furniture, but then

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<v Speaker 1>there are also people that he just would not deliver

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<v Speaker 1>their furniture too. So it was, you know, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a plus minus game where maybe let's say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>ninety percent of people were getting their furniture, but then

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<v Speaker 1>ten percent was just handing him money and then he

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<v Speaker 1>would never deliver it. Eventually, the Attorney General of New

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<v Speaker 1>York State got wind of it and went after him.

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<v Speaker 1>But for years he was very successful in doing this

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<v Speaker 1>and then just collecting one hundred percent profit and not

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<v Speaker 1>delivering the furniture.

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<v Speaker 2>So you mentioned before, he he didn't have any sort

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<v Speaker 2>of he had no qualms about including you the children, correct,

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<v Speaker 2>and how many how many siblings were there?

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<v Speaker 1>I have two older sisters.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so the three of you and is he is

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<v Speaker 2>is it? Is there an attitude of hey, son, let me,

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<v Speaker 2>let me, let me, let me show you what we

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<v Speaker 2>can do here, like is heching you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It was all lesson absolutely grooming me to be

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<v Speaker 1>him and kind of showing me, oh, this is how

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<v Speaker 1>life works. And we you know, we're seeing I'm seeing

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<v Speaker 1>this at his kneeland. I'm seeing this, you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to the movie theater, you know, sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're gonna go with the movie theater with your

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<v Speaker 1>parent and my dad and my experience was we would

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<v Speaker 1>sneak in. There was no there was no difference except

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<v Speaker 1>that he wouldn't want to pay, and he just found

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<v Speaker 1>this easy way to do it. You know whatever. It's

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<v Speaker 1>me going under the ropes, just like I mean, kids

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<v Speaker 1>sneak in all the time, but not with their parents.

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<v Speaker 1>So my dad would have me going under the ropes

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would be down the corridor and then

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<v Speaker 1>he would tell the usher, hey, my son has my ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm you know, seven to ten years old at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and I looked even younger when I would

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<v Speaker 1>be ten, I would look like I'm seven. So it

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<v Speaker 1>worked to his advantage the way that I looked and

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<v Speaker 1>for him to have access. And of course we would

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<v Speaker 1>see his movies at the same time. It wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>movies that I would want to see. What we would

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<v Speaker 1>be saying. You know, we'd be seeing Rambo and I

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<v Speaker 1>would see I remember seeing dances with wolves. So there

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<v Speaker 1>was all the things that he was interested in. Going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, but but yeah, but I was growing up

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<v Speaker 1>quick and taking the life lessons that he taught me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I want to talk about that, but before I've

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<v Speaker 2>got to mention Madison Square Garden. So you guys would

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<v Speaker 2>consistently how would you get into Madison Square Garden? Because

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<v Speaker 2>that feels like, yeah, it's you know what's funny is

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<v Speaker 2>I heard a story a few years ago about there

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<v Speaker 2>is a vip entrant. Did you utilize that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know if they had that back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day, but I do remember taking the elevator and

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<v Speaker 1>the vip I've been in that vip entrance and that

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<v Speaker 1>is so I'm very familiar with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard of people sneaking in there. But how would

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<v Speaker 2>you get into Madison Square Garden.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so back when Sports Illustrated for Kids was very relevant,

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting the magazine and I was I adored

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<v Speaker 1>sports everything, and especially the New York Knicks and the

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<v Speaker 1>New York Rangers. And my dad and I we went

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<v Speaker 1>to a few games, not at Madison Square Garden but

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<v Speaker 1>at Nasau Coliseum, and we would never have access to

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<v Speaker 1>any of the players or anything. And I remember one

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<v Speaker 1>time we tried meeting players and I just waited with

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the kids, and kind of the players

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<v Speaker 1>leaving that entrance, that VIP entrance that you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>at Madison Square Garden. They had something very similar in

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<v Speaker 1>NASA Colisseum. But you're waiting. If you're waiting over there

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<v Speaker 1>for players to leave, you're waiting with a whole bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of other people, and hopefully maybe you're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>an autograph. And I remember we did that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>soon after that, my dad said, the Rangers are playing,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to go to a game at Madison Square Garden.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't think much of it. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be just like every other time we've went. And

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<v Speaker 1>this time he called up Madison Square Garden and told

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<v Speaker 1>them that Sports Illustrated for Kids would be there, and

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<v Speaker 1>on the way to the garden, he told me that

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<v Speaker 1>I would act as a reporter for Sports Illustrate for

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<v Speaker 1>Kids and he's going to be the photographer, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to say anything, just follow my lead. And

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<v Speaker 1>we went to Madison Square Garden for the first time

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<v Speaker 1>this is back in like the nineteen ninety two to

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<v Speaker 1>ninety three season, to a Knicks first game, and it

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<v Speaker 1>plan worked flawlessly. They gave us press passes when we

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<v Speaker 1>walked in, and then I went into the locker room

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<v Speaker 1>and I would interview the players on the Knicks and

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<v Speaker 1>which would be Patrick Ewing and John Starrks, Charles Oakley,

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony Mason, they were all on the team at the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and completely rolled out the red carpet for us. And

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<v Speaker 1>after that happened, we just kept doing it and nobody

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<v Speaker 1>suspected a thing, especially because you're doing it frequently enough,

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<v Speaker 1>they just become acquainted with you. So everybody would go

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<v Speaker 1>assuming that we're there as Sports Illustrated for Kids, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go into the visiting team's locker rooms, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I started going to Ranger games also, and we went

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<v Speaker 1>to some big games for basketball I mean, the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>that I consider is when I went to Michael Jordan's

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<v Speaker 1>double Nickel game where he came back to the Garden

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time. He scored fifty five points, and

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<v Speaker 1>after the game, I went into locker room and I

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<v Speaker 1>interviewed him and sat with him and got an autograph card,

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<v Speaker 1>an autograph picture or photograph card, and he took a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I went to Rangers were in the Stanley

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<v Speaker 1>Cup in nineteen ninety four, and I went to game one,

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<v Speaker 1>Game five, and Game seven, and we're going to all

0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:12.800
<v Speaker 1>these games. Every game that I ever went to with

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<v Speaker 1>my dad. We never paid for a ticket, We never

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<v Speaker 1>had a seat. We would always find a great seat.

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<v Speaker 1>He would be off taking pictures with the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the photographers because he's keeping up the scam, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would be sitting either in the press area by myself,

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<v Speaker 1>or he would locate a seat that was open that

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<v Speaker 1>would be like a special area. So when the Rangers

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<v Speaker 1>won the Stanley Cup Game seven, I was sitting pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much right behind the goalie of I want to say

0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:43.440
<v Speaker 1>it was yeah, of the Vancouver Canucks goalie, and right

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<v Speaker 1>there I'm sitting glass and I witnessed everything and then

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<v Speaker 1>after the game, I go into the locker room and

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<v Speaker 1>I interview the players for the Rangers, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>went to the team after party. And this is all

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<v Speaker 1>without a ticket everything. And then after that my dad did.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing was ever too big or too scary for my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>The Rangers celebrated at Gracie Mansion, which is Mayor Giuliani

0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:08.840
<v Speaker 1>was the mayor at the time, which was his house,

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<v Speaker 1>and we went there and we went to the team

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever celebration that was a few days later there,

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<v Speaker 1>and he went past the security detail for the mayor

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, and not a problem because they believe that

0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:23.879
<v Speaker 1>we were pressed. And so this is something that of

0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:30.439
<v Speaker 1>course is definitely worth jail time for trespassing. But my

0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.800
<v Speaker 1>dad didn't get He was bringing his kid there and

0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:36.639
<v Speaker 1>he just keeping up appearances. Nothing phased him, and his

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<v Speaker 1>camera definitely helped give him access. But of course, his

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<v Speaker 1>his you know, it's his quick talking, his thinking, and

0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:46.399
<v Speaker 1>he was always able to maneuver. He always seemed like

0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.280
<v Speaker 1>he was somebody who could get out of anything or

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<v Speaker 1>figure out a plan to get whatever he needed, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was definitely beneficial. A lot of people look at

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<v Speaker 1>scamming as they become a little bit fearful. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to do this because I might get caught. My

0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:03.640
<v Speaker 1>dad never seemed like that person. He didn't he didn't care,

0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.359
<v Speaker 1>he didn't getting caught. They never never crossed his mind.

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<v Speaker 2>How did it? How did it turn sideways?

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<v Speaker 1>Because everything he was doing was a lie. Everything was

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<v Speaker 1>a scam. So, you know, I mentioned the furniture stuff,

0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:19.760
<v Speaker 1>and chronologically we're a little bit out of order, but

0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:23.040
<v Speaker 1>that was going on around the same time the Sports

0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:25.879
<v Speaker 1>Illustrated stuff was going on. And then he had other businesses.

0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:26.800
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Mainly it was a telephone business where he would help

0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:35.680
<v Speaker 1>install telephone systems to different various businesses and payphones as well.

0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Payphones were big in the in the nineties, and he

0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.240
<v Speaker 1>would he would say that he, you know, in the

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<v Speaker 1>payphone business. He would say that he was at and

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<v Speaker 1>T and that's how he's getting accounts. He's getting big

0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:49.240
<v Speaker 1>accounts Toys r US and Costco and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of different gyms that were big balleys had

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<v Speaker 1>you know, had a had a gym back in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineties, and so he'd have these access to

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<v Speaker 1>it by just basically, you know, saying he was certain

0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:03.600
<v Speaker 1>person great at impersonating people. Eventually, AT and T got

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<v Speaker 1>wind of this and then took him a court and

0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:09.119
<v Speaker 1>we had the US Marshall's Raidar house because he was

0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.280
<v Speaker 1>saying that he was somebody that he wasn't, and they

0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.560
<v Speaker 1>brought a big case against him, which is that this

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<v Speaker 1>is all talked about in the podcast. But all this,

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<v Speaker 1>all this heat, all all these problems that happened with

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<v Speaker 1>my dad really took a toll in the family. And

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<v Speaker 1>then on top of that not the greatest father. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>part of being a father is being selfless, and he

0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:33.480
<v Speaker 1>lacked a lot of selflessness and it definitely hurt where

0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:36.080
<v Speaker 1>you're kind of wondering as I got older, were you

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<v Speaker 1>doing those things at the garden for me or were

0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:42.159
<v Speaker 1>you doing it more for you? And you're it starts

0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:45.160
<v Speaker 1>crossing your mind. Was it just the need to lie

0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:48.879
<v Speaker 1>into to con people and to scheme or did you

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<v Speaker 1>really want to just take your son to the game

0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:52.879
<v Speaker 1>and this is the only way that you could do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And the podcast really dives into trying to figure out if, uh,

0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.560
<v Speaker 1>if if that was his goal, if his goal really

0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:04.520
<v Speaker 1>was for me, and also maybe has he changed has

0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.640
<v Speaker 1>he changed his ways because I want to track him down.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to find out what he's been doing for

0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.480
<v Speaker 1>the last twenty four years, because yeah, we stopped talking

0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:12.639
<v Speaker 1>when we were fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>You and you were fifteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, have you found him?

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what the that's what the pod in the podcast, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, I'm trying to figure that out. I'm trying

0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:42.040
<v Speaker 1>to I'm trying to locate him. You know, a con

0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.920
<v Speaker 1>man and a guy. You know, numbers get changed a lot,

0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.479
<v Speaker 1>things aren't, things aren't as easy, but you kind of

0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:52.080
<v Speaker 1>have an idea, like hopefully where he is. And definitely

0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:56.280
<v Speaker 1>when I decided to do this, I I believe that

0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I would be able to find him. And the reason

0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.040
<v Speaker 1>why is as soon as I start talking about him,

0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I think that he'll make himself more present. So you

0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:07.760
<v Speaker 1>know that there there are things that I didn't I

0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:09.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't think that it wasn't wasn't going to happen. So

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<v Speaker 1>and that's kind of where I'm at in the podcast,

0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:14.800
<v Speaker 1>where I'm very hopeful that I'll be able to find him,

0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:16.879
<v Speaker 1>but it might not be as easy when it's just

0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:19.480
<v Speaker 1>me trying to trying to look. So, you know, I

0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:22.000
<v Speaker 1>reach out to different people and trying to get phone

0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:25.119
<v Speaker 1>numbers and and trying to locate it. But I'm you know,

0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:28.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not an investigative reporter by any means, So you

0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:30.800
<v Speaker 1>know I'm doing everything you can do that that any

0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:34.520
<v Speaker 1>normal person would do also, But hopefully the goal is

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<v Speaker 1>to find him and to see what he's up to

0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:41.760
<v Speaker 1>and and possibly reconcile. But reconciliation is is a tough

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<v Speaker 1>thing because it doesn't just happen over you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>talk during a podcast. It's going to take time and

0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>have somebody and yeah, and maybe TV it would work

0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:55.440
<v Speaker 1>that way, but it's going to take a minute. And

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<v Speaker 1>so if you know, we were to meet it, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a work in progress no matter how it looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Number One, Dad, the podcast, It is such an amazing story.

0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to give any more of it away.

0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't really care about my listeners, but for me personally,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear it all play out limited series.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fascinating to me and the psychology of that and

0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:26.120
<v Speaker 2>going through that as a kid, and as you just mentioned,

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<v Speaker 2>was he doing was he giving me his kid those

0:22:31.359 --> 0:22:35.119
<v Speaker 2>experiences or was it all just about him? I can't

0:22:35.119 --> 0:22:39.520
<v Speaker 2>wait to see how this resolves itself, which also transitions

0:22:39.560 --> 0:22:44.359
<v Speaker 2>me beautifully expertly, if I do say so, myself into

0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:50.320
<v Speaker 2>your now future successful career as a comedian. Do you

0:22:50.560 --> 0:22:54.080
<v Speaker 2>think that your dad and the experience that you had

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<v Speaker 2>with your dad shaped you in any way to who

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<v Speaker 2>you are today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tough because I never wanted to give him any

0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:07.800
<v Speaker 1>credit for anything that I became. You know, part of

0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:10.479
<v Speaker 1>you know, if I if I wanted meeting him, I

0:23:10.520 --> 0:23:13.159
<v Speaker 1>wanted to show him that I wound up being different

0:23:13.160 --> 0:23:16.679
<v Speaker 1>than he was. But the fact of the matter is

0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:18.840
<v Speaker 1>my childhood shape me, and it showed me that you

0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.080
<v Speaker 1>could do things that are outside the box. A lot

0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:24.040
<v Speaker 1>of people don't believe that certain things could be accomplished.

0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:26.639
<v Speaker 1>And when I was able to see that my father

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<v Speaker 1>was able to accomplish things not doing things the right way,

0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:31.360
<v Speaker 1>but it took a lot of thought and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of creativity. It really made me think that doing something

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<v Speaker 1>that I want to do with my life, if which

0:23:37.400 --> 0:23:40.600
<v Speaker 1>is stand up comedy, it seems very difficult, seems so

0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:43.840
<v Speaker 1>far fetched, and nobody really believes it. When I was

0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:46.560
<v Speaker 1>growing up, like kids in my school and when I

0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:48.439
<v Speaker 1>was in high school, and you tell them that, oh,

0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:51.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm you know, well, I'm thinking about maybe writing, you know,

0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:54.480
<v Speaker 1>TV or or doing stand up comedy. And to them,

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost like you might as well say that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Aliens landed, which by the way, I heard that they did,

0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:03.159
<v Speaker 1>but I was really talk about it, so I I,

0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, I would say it and nobody believed. But

0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:08.359
<v Speaker 1>I had a belief in myself. I to me, I

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:11.280
<v Speaker 1>saw the impossible being done through my what my my

0:24:11.359 --> 0:24:15.200
<v Speaker 1>father's lens. But I knew that I could possibly translate

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:19.480
<v Speaker 1>that into thinking outside the box. And and if if you,

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<v Speaker 1>if you work hard, if you if you're creative, just

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<v Speaker 1>like my dad was, maybe my my dream of becoming

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<v Speaker 1>a stand up comic can can be fulfilled.

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<v Speaker 2>When did you start having the idea? Well, is it

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<v Speaker 2>for you? Is it about performing? Is it about making

0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:34.840
<v Speaker 2>people laugh?

0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:35.680
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:39.600
<v Speaker 2>What is it for you that drove you towards it?

0:24:39.640 --> 0:24:42.360
<v Speaker 2>And when did that start to happen? Was your dad

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<v Speaker 2>still around?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was around. I saw him being funny. I

0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 1>always thought that he was funny. I remember him being

0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he was extremely charming and people. He would

0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:56.360
<v Speaker 1>make people laugh and I saw him do that, and

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I guess you know, when I when I started,

0:24:58.240 --> 0:25:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I do remember having the thought that, oh, you know,

0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:02.560
<v Speaker 1>you could have been to me. I thought, oh, you

0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:04.960
<v Speaker 1>could have been a comedian. And I'm sure he wasn't

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 1>as funny as I thought he was, but I do

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:10.600
<v Speaker 1>remember him telling Joe. I remember telling jokes, and I

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:13.400
<v Speaker 1>remember thinking when I was young, I was like, oh, wow,

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:17.560
<v Speaker 1>like that is funny, and I can't wait to be

0:25:18.000 --> 0:25:21.159
<v Speaker 1>older to make adults laugh. I remember I could. I

0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:23.280
<v Speaker 1>could make some of my friends laugh, but I wasn't

0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 1>making adults laugh. And I remember thinking, oh, if I

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 1>could make adults laugh, that would be good. That would

0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:30.639
<v Speaker 1>be that could be something. And then as I got older,

0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:33.679
<v Speaker 1>I started thinking about it more. And because my parents

0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 1>have everything that they were going through, I went to

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 1>three high schools, so I was kind of able to

0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 1>like reinvent myself when I would go to each high school.

0:25:42.320 --> 0:25:45.080
<v Speaker 1>So oh, I saw Okay. You know I had friends

0:25:45.080 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 1>of my first high school kids I grew up with.

0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:49.399
<v Speaker 1>They think I'm funny, but you know they know me.

0:25:49.680 --> 0:25:51.959
<v Speaker 1>So I need to figure out am I funny at

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:54.560
<v Speaker 1>this this next high school I go to, and I

0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:56.439
<v Speaker 1>remember I was funny, and then I remember I came

0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 1>out a little too strong. Eventually, being too funny and

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 1>then becomes annoying. And then I went to a third

0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:03.520
<v Speaker 1>high school, I'm like, all right, I kind of get

0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:05.040
<v Speaker 1>the idea I could tone it down. And then I

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:06.679
<v Speaker 1>went to college and I'm like, all right, kind of

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:09.840
<v Speaker 1>have a good balance here. And there's a there's definitely

0:26:09.880 --> 0:26:12.720
<v Speaker 1>a weirdness of being a comedian. If you tell people

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>you're going to be a comic or you want to

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<v Speaker 1>be a comedian, then they start thinking that, oh, you're

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>just trying to be funny, and they kind of shoot

0:26:18.960 --> 0:26:20.679
<v Speaker 1>it down. A lot a lot of people when you

0:26:20.720 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 1>tell them that you have this goal of becoming something,

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:27.199
<v Speaker 1>they tend to shoot it down because maybe they're afraid

0:26:27.240 --> 0:26:29.760
<v Speaker 1>of it, but they or they see that you're trying

0:26:29.760 --> 0:26:32.200
<v Speaker 1>it and and and that's what they want to do

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:35.680
<v Speaker 1>and but or that's just their mentality. But yeah, it's

0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:37.919
<v Speaker 1>a it's a tough thing to go through. And uh,

0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:39.600
<v Speaker 1>but you have to just kind of be your own

0:26:39.680 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>person and have your own faith in that. I mean,

0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:43.879
<v Speaker 1>you know that it's a I mean going you know,

0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:46.639
<v Speaker 1>when you say that you want to be acting an actor,

0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 1>that what makes you think that you're going to get picked,

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:51.800
<v Speaker 1>You're going to get a goal and it's a tough

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:53.880
<v Speaker 1>thing to go through, but you have to fight through

0:26:53.880 --> 0:26:56.760
<v Speaker 1>that stuff and and just yeah, there's some luck involved,

0:26:56.760 --> 0:26:59.879
<v Speaker 1>but I mean, obviously there's it's majority of it is

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 1>skill and you have to back it up when it

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 1>when the time is right, because you know, if you

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't back it up, you wouldn't have got you wouldn't

0:27:05.800 --> 0:27:08.280
<v Speaker 1>have been on the office, it wouldn't have happened. You're

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>able to backround.

0:27:09.840 --> 0:27:11.159
<v Speaker 2>Do you consider yourself an actor?

0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:16.399
<v Speaker 1>You know, I maybe not until recently, but because but

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:20.120
<v Speaker 1>now and and listen, I if you watch me on stage,

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:23.119
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't seem like I'm performing at all, but I

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:29.680
<v Speaker 1>because I stand still, I'm very monotone and but yeah, right,

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:32.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to the right person. But you know, but

0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 1>there is acting in it. There is a performance in it.

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I might not be jumping around or making crazy facial expressions,

0:27:40.119 --> 0:27:43.760
<v Speaker 1>but I try to think of being in the bit.

0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 1>And you you there's little movements that go a long way.

0:27:47.040 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 1>So there's acting in stand up. But as far as

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:53.919
<v Speaker 1>acting acting, I'm not. I'm definitely not an actor, but

0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I I could play myself. I could do that,

0:27:57.640 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, but so so it'd have to be something

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:01.800
<v Speaker 1>I would write. I don't. I'm not going to be

0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:04.400
<v Speaker 1>able to be you know, Jim Carrey man on the Moon,

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:08.120
<v Speaker 1>but I could be you know, Gary Vetter searching for

0:28:08.160 --> 0:28:11.120
<v Speaker 1>his father, if it was, if that was a TV show.

0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 6>Pitching it now, Yeah, one of the things that I

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 6>like to talk to people about because you know, look,

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:22.159
<v Speaker 6>there's Gary the little kid or high school kid, college

0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:23.879
<v Speaker 6>kid who wants to make people laugh.

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:29.040
<v Speaker 2>But to me, there's a distinction between and.

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:29.719
<v Speaker 4>I call it.

0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:31.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is right or not, but

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:35.480
<v Speaker 2>like I'm doing an activity versus like, oh, this is

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 2>what I want to do, this is what I'm going

0:28:37.840 --> 0:28:40.520
<v Speaker 2>to focus in and that I want to do in

0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 2>my life. Was there a moment for you or was

0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 2>there a time where it changed for you where you

0:28:46.160 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, this is a pursuit that I'm going

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 2>to put my whole self into.

0:28:51.680 --> 0:28:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, I didn't think there was something else that I

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>really wanted to do, and I don't think there's something

0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 1>that I thought that I could enjoy doing. So I

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:03.959
<v Speaker 1>would look at people and everybody, you know, I mean,

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 1>people do it every day, but I didn't think I

0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:07.240
<v Speaker 1>could do this. I didn't think I could put it

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 1>on a suit every day and go to an office

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 1>and maybe be in that suit in hot weather and

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.719
<v Speaker 1>sitting in my car and traffic. I thought of all

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 1>these things. I wanted a job that had some freedom,

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 1>that maybe allowed me to travel and maybe, you know, yeah,

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I might go to Dayton, Ohio. No offense Dayton, but

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not the you know, the best place for me

0:29:27.720 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 1>to go visit, but I would I would be like, Oh,

0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 1>that's cool. I get to go there and do stand

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 1>up so, you know. So these are things that I

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 1>thought would be cool, and I was envisioned myself, Oh,

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I could be a comic and then I'd come home

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:44.320
<v Speaker 1>and then my family would be there and they would

0:29:44.360 --> 0:29:46.320
<v Speaker 1>think that it's cool. I also thought that too. I

0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>thought that maybe one day I would have a family

0:29:48.840 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 1>and I would be a comic and my kids would

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:55.080
<v Speaker 1>be be like, oh, my dad's a comedian. That's a

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 1>cool thing. So I thought that could Maybe that's what

0:29:57.920 --> 0:30:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I wanted my dad to actually be. So I wanted

0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:02.720
<v Speaker 1>my kids to be proud of me, because I didn't

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 1>really feel proud of my dad. I felt that I

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:07.080
<v Speaker 1>had to really keep that decide what he was doing.

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:10.720
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't proud that not only was he installing payphones

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 1>and that was his business, but he was conning people

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:15.840
<v Speaker 1>too in a process. You know, he was doing all

0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:19.720
<v Speaker 1>these things to rip people off. And yeah, I wanted

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:21.280
<v Speaker 1>my kids to be proud, and I wanted to be

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 1>proud of my dad.

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, something just occurred to me. And by the

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 2>time this errors, we will have passed. I guess I'm

0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 2>exposing myself, but I was going to thinking about this. No, no, no,

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 2>this experience will have passed. But I'm sharing something with you.

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I probably should not share this at all, but I

0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 2>have a daughter and just right now, this week, she's

0:30:44.560 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 2>participating in let's just call it a camp. And in

0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 2>order to participate in this camp, she has to be

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 2>of a certain age. Now she is not that age, okay,

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 2>but all of her friends are doing this again, let's

0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:03.920
<v Speaker 2>call it a camp. We lied, I lied. I lied.

0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:07.880
<v Speaker 2>I signed her up and basically put her correct birthday

0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:11.400
<v Speaker 2>and put it a year earlier. And I'm not joking

0:31:11.440 --> 0:31:16.000
<v Speaker 2>with you. The entire day yesterday, I felt guilty. I

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:20.760
<v Speaker 2>felt I felt horrible. So I'm just thinking back again

0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:26.480
<v Speaker 2>about your dad and that idea of like bringing your

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 2>kids and without judgment, saying myself, I am currently right

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:35.000
<v Speaker 2>now doing the same thing. Yeah, and you felt guilt.

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 2>I felt incredible guilt. But and this is I guess

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 2>where I at least can assure myself that I'm different.

0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I made that decision not because I needed some time

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 2>off this week and I needed to stick her somewhere,

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:56.240
<v Speaker 2>right like, this is an activity that she legitimately loves,

0:31:56.680 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 2>that she will legitimately excel at with her friends in

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 2>the summer, and so I wanted her to have this experience.

0:32:05.320 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Does that make it any better? I don't know, but it's.

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Just I think so, because yeah, I think it really does.

0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 1>I think, you know, you're kind of answering the question

0:32:14.480 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 1>that I'm searching for is that did my dad do

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:20.760
<v Speaker 1>it for me or for himself? And here you're trying

0:32:20.800 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 1>to do something for your daughter that will benefit her,

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and you're you know, what you're getting out of it

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 1>is her pure enjoyment, that her succeeding and what she's doing.

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 1>And it sounds like, you know, hands down the right decision.

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Now it doesn't It doesn't make it any better that

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 1>you had to, Like, yeah, but you know, sometimes you

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 1>maybe That's the thing is sometimes you might have to

0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 1>to fib a little bit. That's a that's a little

0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>fits a little.

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I tried to explain to her literally what I said

0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:50.360
<v Speaker 2>to her, I'm sorry to interrupt you was right. So

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 2>remember our little white lie. That is what was the

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 2>word I said. And I was like, is that a

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 2>good thing to explain? I mean, at some point she's

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:01.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna understand it, right, I don't know.

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:05.320
<v Speaker 1>It's yeaascinating. I mean I think I now I find

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:08.040
<v Speaker 1>and you know, don't get me wrong. I mean I

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 1>learned from somebody who was constantly lying, and I kind

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 1>of showed me, oh, maybe you can lie. And there

0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:16.520
<v Speaker 1>are things like, yeah, just lie. You don't know. What

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 1>my dad was showing me was that that he lies

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 1>all the time. So then I realized, oh, I don't

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:23.920
<v Speaker 1>want to be like him, so you know, I won't.

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 1>But it's still that lying is still in me. And

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I would still lie as I was getting older, and

0:33:29.840 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 1>I would lie about things that I didn't need to

0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:35.880
<v Speaker 1>lie about. And eventually, you know, I meet my wife

0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:39.240
<v Speaker 1>and I'm you know, I she would get upset with

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 1>me because I would lie about something silly, like not

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:43.240
<v Speaker 1>tell her anything, tell her something.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:43.720
<v Speaker 2>I would tell her.

0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I would tell her everything for the most part, but

0:33:45.560 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 1>then things I would leave out and she would be like,

0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>why are you not telling me that? And I realized

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 1>that was a big problem. I can't not tell her stuff.

0:33:52.720 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 1>It was just in me. And she taught me a

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 1>lot about just just be as forthcoming as possible and

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:02.440
<v Speaker 1>there's no there's no reason not to and because then

0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you're hiding something. So my dad kind of just showed

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:09.319
<v Speaker 1>me that that was okay to do. And it really

0:34:09.320 --> 0:34:10.920
<v Speaker 1>took some time to break that up.

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:33.839
<v Speaker 2>In twenty fourteen, ten years ago, now, you participated in

0:34:33.880 --> 0:34:36.960
<v Speaker 2>a little competition. It was explained to me as a

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:44.600
<v Speaker 2>March Madness type competition Caroline's on Broadway. You beat beat

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:48.759
<v Speaker 2>that's what you were the champion and beat sixty three

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:52.720
<v Speaker 2>of the best young comedians out there. Now here's my question.

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:57.879
<v Speaker 2>First off, congratulations ten years later. Is there anybody who

0:34:57.960 --> 0:35:02.360
<v Speaker 2>you hang out with now that is in the stand

0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:05.839
<v Speaker 2>up world that you beat that you can hold over

0:35:05.880 --> 0:35:08.399
<v Speaker 2>their head? That's really where I'm angling here.

0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Is there anybody you do so many of these things?

0:35:11.920 --> 0:35:14.359
<v Speaker 1>There were so many when those were in the early days.

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.240
<v Speaker 1>I was probably doing comedy five years. At that point,

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:21.200
<v Speaker 1>five six years, you're you're in these infancy days of

0:35:21.320 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 1>doing stand up where you're just trying to get ahead.

0:35:23.360 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 1>You're trying everything, and you know, there's that was one contest,

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:27.799
<v Speaker 1>and that was a good one because I was in

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>New York and you got to be seen by different

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 1>managers and agents and I got an age manager after

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 1>that and I won. Yeah, and then you get bookings

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:40.399
<v Speaker 1>at Carolines and that's cool. But you know, it could

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:42.600
<v Speaker 1>have it. Really, it could have happened to me, ey

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:43.840
<v Speaker 1>the way I look at it, it could have happened

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:45.879
<v Speaker 1>to anybody, because you do that and then you get

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:48.760
<v Speaker 1>that and then somebody else gets something else. So it's

0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 1>it's all it all. It all happens for everybody, if

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I feel, if it's supposed to happen, and your career

0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:58.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of moves along as time goes on. But uh,

0:35:58.640 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even tell you who was in it. I

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 1>know there was one person. I know, the person who

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:05.120
<v Speaker 1>had to go. I know there there was one person

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:07.840
<v Speaker 1>who was in, who was in the finals, who is

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:11.360
<v Speaker 1>a finals with me, who's a runner up who I beat?

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh So technically I do have it.

0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:15.040
<v Speaker 2>His head.

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I beat him and he is my friend, but

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:21.319
<v Speaker 1>so so I okay, so yes, I do have I

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 1>take it back. I have one person and I hold

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:25.719
<v Speaker 1>it over his head all the time, no matter what

0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 1>you do, because I'm a better stand up comedian and

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:29.319
<v Speaker 1>he's you're better.

0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:34.239
<v Speaker 2>You won, he won, You're a champion. The next year,

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 2>season ten of America's God Talent, you become a finalist there.

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that that the Caroline's thing helped you

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:42.719
<v Speaker 2>to get that?

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, totally. You know I did before even

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 1>that March Madness thing in twenty fourteen that you mentioned,

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I did a couple other contests and there was one

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I came in second that was in Atlanta, and what

0:36:55.960 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I realized was that if you come in second, nobody

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:04.439
<v Speaker 1>really nobody cares. Nobody cares if you come in second and.

0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:05.160
<v Speaker 2>The first love.

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:09.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, extactically, yeah, I mean that's how it goes and

0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 1>and and you know, all the glory goes to whoever wins.

0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 1>So when I then I went to that you know

0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:17.399
<v Speaker 1>thing at Karenlines where they did the March Madness thing,

0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:19.279
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, all right, I gotta win it

0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 1>because nobody's gonna care if you don't. Nobody's gonna remember

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:22.480
<v Speaker 1>if you came in second.

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:26.440
<v Speaker 5>And then I when I went, your buddy, no right, yeah, exactly,

0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 5>he quit. He's the garbage right now, which is a

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:32.200
<v Speaker 5>good job. But so then I did America's got talent,

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 5>and I kind of went in with that mentality. I

0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 5>have the way I tell jokes there. I have some

0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 5>longer jokes, longer bits, but for the most part they're short,

0:37:42.160 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 5>and I could get to laugh pretty quickly. I could

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 5>get to laugh in ten fifteen seconds and a lot

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:50.759
<v Speaker 5>of jokes, So I thought I had an advantage.

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:52.760
<v Speaker 1>And I really went in with a lot of confidence

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:54.719
<v Speaker 1>that that that this could happen, that I could that

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I could advance. I didn't know how far, but I

0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 1>was really hopeful. I felt that if in the right situation,

0:37:59.320 --> 0:38:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I could maybe catch a hot streak. And I was

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:06.400
<v Speaker 1>fortunate I got a hot streak I had. I had

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>people that went before me that weren't stand ups that

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:11.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm going to a ventriloquist and then a

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 1>parrot and all the things that are not stand up comedy,

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 1>so you still have to perform and it's a different setting.

0:38:18.600 --> 0:38:22.800
<v Speaker 1>But I felt that my act would uh would really

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:26.400
<v Speaker 1>come out and really play itself well in front of

0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 1>their audience, and and it and fortunately enough it did

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:31.319
<v Speaker 1>and and that was that was a good moment for

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:32.520
<v Speaker 1>sure in my career.

0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I watched your first Colbert Club. Oh but you you

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 2>appearing on Colbert and Conan and those late night shows.

0:38:43.520 --> 0:38:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like that, because you know, back in

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 2>the back in the olden days, right, it was like

0:38:49.680 --> 0:38:54.319
<v Speaker 2>being on Johnny Carson was like it for you in

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 2>your experiences doing those shows? Was it similar, Like do

0:38:58.000 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>you feel like that gave you some street crowd?

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:04.839
<v Speaker 1>So it's such a different world. And I looked at

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 1>it when I started doing stand up, that's that. It

0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:10.880
<v Speaker 1>was all I wanted. My first TV appearance that I

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:13.440
<v Speaker 1>ever had was on Conan. It was Conan when he

0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 1>was on TBS, and I grew up my Conan was

0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:19.399
<v Speaker 1>my guy. I loved Jay Leno, I love Letterman too,

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 1>but Conan was what I grew up watching. I love Conan.

0:39:23.560 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 1>I would watch him all the time, and I wanted

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:28.960
<v Speaker 1>to be on his late night show. And then he

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:31.680
<v Speaker 1>moved to TBS, and then I was started doing stand

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:36.439
<v Speaker 1>up probably around that same time, and I tried getting

0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:38.879
<v Speaker 1>an internship there when I was in college. That never

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 1>that that didn't work out, but I tried, and I

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 1>really wanted to be somewhere in Conan's world, and I

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:49.520
<v Speaker 1>tried so hard, and then I finally got the offer

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:52.480
<v Speaker 1>to do Conan and I did it, and it was

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of like an outer body experience when you're on

0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 1>the show. Because I watched this guy growing up. I

0:39:57.719 --> 0:40:00.520
<v Speaker 1>never thought that I would be on TV, and this

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:03.080
<v Speaker 1>was my opportunity. I'm going to show these people that

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:06.319
<v Speaker 1>said that being a stand up comedian, people that I

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:08.600
<v Speaker 1>that that knew me that this is not going to

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:11.799
<v Speaker 1>this isn't gonna happen, And now here I am doing

0:40:11.840 --> 0:40:14.839
<v Speaker 1>stand up comedy and I'm on TV. I made it,

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:17.919
<v Speaker 1>And that's really what I was. It's just complete. You're

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 1>just on pilot mode doing your set in front of

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:23.879
<v Speaker 1>that that camera because they keep everything. Everything you say,

0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 1>it's just it's good, but it was, it was. It

0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:29.080
<v Speaker 1>was incredible. It was an incredible experience. And then you know,

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:32.320
<v Speaker 1>then I did I did Colbert a little while later,

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:34.759
<v Speaker 1>and it was the same deal, same thing. You still

0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 1>have that outer body experience where I'm I'm on the

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Ed Sullivan stage in the in this theater. It's like

0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:43.120
<v Speaker 1>so many, so many historic people. You try not to

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 1>think about it, but it can't. You can't help it

0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:49.839
<v Speaker 1>because until you go on, you're you're just sitting there

0:40:49.880 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 1>with you know, in this environment. And then then you're

0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:54.520
<v Speaker 1>on stage and now you're doing you have to do

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:56.879
<v Speaker 1>your set, words have to come out of your mouth.

0:40:56.920 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 1>It's unbelievable, but it But but you do it and

0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:04.279
<v Speaker 1>and yet and if you practice enough, that's all you

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:06.640
<v Speaker 1>want to do. You want to just keep practicing, keep practicing,

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:08.760
<v Speaker 1>keep getting you know, if you're a comic, keep getting

0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:12.239
<v Speaker 1>on stage, because when that moment comes, you're just it's

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:14.920
<v Speaker 1>like a fight or flight mode and you just just

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:17.760
<v Speaker 1>do it. You say it and then and then hopefully

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:18.839
<v Speaker 1>you know, it goes well.

0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Uh, you recently released comedy special. It could be worse.

0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you enjoy doing those? Do you enjoy having those

0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:30.760
<v Speaker 2>out in the world.

0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:33.920
<v Speaker 1>For sure, it's a you know, a sense of completion.

0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:36.920
<v Speaker 1>I worked on an act that I was doing for

0:41:36.960 --> 0:41:40.400
<v Speaker 1>about a little over two and a half years, and

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I feel the jokes are good. You know, things change

0:41:42.480 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 1>over time, so you're you know, you're mixing things back

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and forth. But these are jokes that I took on

0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 1>the road, and I would I would be saying, and

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I perfected him to the best I could.

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:55.759
<v Speaker 1>And then you deliver in front of a camera. Uh,

0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:58.600
<v Speaker 1>and and that's it, that's the final product. And then

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:00.799
<v Speaker 1>I put that on YouTube, and so far it's been

0:42:00.800 --> 0:42:04.040
<v Speaker 1>a good response, and yeah, people people think it's great.

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:06.239
<v Speaker 1>And you know, I mean, I'm not that obviously the

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:08.560
<v Speaker 1>biggest comic in the world, but it's a good way.

0:42:08.600 --> 0:42:08.759
<v Speaker 4>Now.

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.360
<v Speaker 1>YouTube is such a great way to get people that

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 1>might not be familiar with you to actually see you.

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 1>And uh, yeah, that's that. That's been a so far,

0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 1>a good, good thing to release.

0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:22.399
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome. Do you like still like being on the road?

0:42:23.600 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I really like the road, I really do. I enjoy

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:29.160
<v Speaker 1>it because you're really the only way to find out

0:42:29.520 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 1>if a joke works. I mean, I live in New York,

0:42:32.040 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>but the only way to find out if a joke

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 1>works is if you take it everywhere. You got to

0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:38.359
<v Speaker 1>make sure that it's going to work for in all

0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 1>these different scenarios, you know, in front of different types

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:44.399
<v Speaker 1>of people, and you want I want every everybody as

0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 1>much as possible. You're never going to make everybody like

0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:49.000
<v Speaker 1>your comedy, but I want to make as many people

0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:51.160
<v Speaker 1>as possible enjoy my comedy. So the only way to

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:54.319
<v Speaker 1>do that is by testing the material out and doing

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:56.480
<v Speaker 1>it in different situations.

0:42:57.120 --> 0:42:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you're a dad yourself down.

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I am. And that's kind of what got the

0:43:02.280 --> 0:43:05.880
<v Speaker 1>podcast going was that my my first son was born,

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 1>and it made me really reflect on Okay, here's I

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:13.359
<v Speaker 1>have a son. You know all I did have. I

0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:16.440
<v Speaker 1>had a dad that was in my life, and you know,

0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:19.120
<v Speaker 1>how am I going to be as a father. And

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 1>that's what got me thinking more on the podcast. But yeah,

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 1>being a dad and it is amazing. I love it.

0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:28.360
<v Speaker 1>And now now I have a second son as well,

0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:32.799
<v Speaker 1>so I have a four year old now and one

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:36.440
<v Speaker 1>and a half year old, So it's pretty it's pretty special.

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:39.880
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I mean it's everything I ever wanted. I

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:42.560
<v Speaker 1>never you know, my wife and I it wasn't easy

0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 1>for us to have kids. Uh, in the beginning. I

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 1>tried first, then she tried, and now it was we

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 1>both she was going, uh we had to do IVF.

0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:55.279
<v Speaker 1>So it was it was a struggle and but we

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:57.799
<v Speaker 1>were able to do it. So we're so thankful that,

0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, as heart of the process. As we're now

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.040
<v Speaker 1>we have two, two beautiful kids.

0:44:04.040 --> 0:44:06.640
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome. That that to me is the hardest part

0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:09.440
<v Speaker 2>about being on the road right when you've got when

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:13.120
<v Speaker 2>you've got the little ones at home. Yeah, it leaves

0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 2>an empty space at times. As much as you love

0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:18.960
<v Speaker 2>what you're doing, as much as you you know, know

0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:21.360
<v Speaker 2>that for yourself and for your family, you have to

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:25.080
<v Speaker 2>be out there. That's a that's a that's a tough part.

0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:29.320
<v Speaker 1>It's very tough. I was just away this past weekend.

0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:32.239
<v Speaker 1>It was only for a day, uh to Atlantic City,

0:44:32.280 --> 0:44:33.440
<v Speaker 1>so I had I had to go for a night

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 1>for a gig and it was I was fortunately enough.

0:44:38.280 --> 0:44:41.320
<v Speaker 1>But before that, the week before I was, I was home,

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 1>so I didn't and so i'd been home. I had good,

0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:45.960
<v Speaker 1>good times at home and it was great, and then

0:44:46.000 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I just had to go away for a night. And

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:50.000
<v Speaker 1>that's just it's such a short trip. You know, a

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 1>lot of times I've gone for for maybe five days

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:55.439
<v Speaker 1>at a time, but this time was just one night,

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:59.279
<v Speaker 1>and it's just it's it's just tough. No matter how

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:01.960
<v Speaker 1>many days it is, I feel I'm missing out. I'm

0:45:01.960 --> 0:45:04.520
<v Speaker 1>missing out on things, missing things out in their childhood

0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:08.879
<v Speaker 1>and my wife, she's really supportive, she's wonderful, and she goes.

0:45:08.920 --> 0:45:11.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, you don't don't have to say you're sorry,

0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 1>like you're making money for the family and and yeah,

0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:16.799
<v Speaker 1>but I want to I feel I want to be there.

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:19.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to miss out on things. And but

0:45:19.520 --> 0:45:23.480
<v Speaker 1>it's inevitable. But uh I, it is very hard. It's

0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:26.399
<v Speaker 1>very hard to do, so, you know, but I love

0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 1>the road too, so yeah, so it's it's but it's.

0:45:30.560 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 2>You got to do what you gotta do.

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:33.000
<v Speaker 1>There's no easy way around it.

0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:39.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, Gary, you're clearly a great, caring father. You're a

0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 2>delightful guy. I wish you all the best. I know

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:47.080
<v Speaker 2>these limited series podcasts, when you're editing together material, it's

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:50.799
<v Speaker 2>a lot of work. I know from personal experience. So

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:54.600
<v Speaker 2>I first off, I applaud you for going through the

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:59.200
<v Speaker 2>effort and for going inside yourself and exposing yourself not

0:45:59.560 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 2>in a weird way. That's cool and important. Number One

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Dad the podcast. I'll be a subscriber today, Gary.

0:46:10.280 --> 0:46:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I promise you that I appreciate it.

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Good luck to you on the road and at home

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:18.120
<v Speaker 2>and with with the podcast. I can't wait to hear

0:46:18.600 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 2>if you find your dad.

0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:21.240
<v Speaker 1>Thanks so much, Brian.

0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:37.960
<v Speaker 2>All Right, cheers man, Gary, that was awesome. Thank you

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:41.760
<v Speaker 2>so much for sharing with me and the world your story.

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I know it wasn't easy getting to a place where

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:46.279
<v Speaker 2>you can talk about it, but man, it is so

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:49.880
<v Speaker 2>fascinating to me. I'm so glad that you've put this

0:46:49.960 --> 0:46:52.440
<v Speaker 2>podcast together and I can't wait to learn how this

0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:57.759
<v Speaker 2>all unfolds. Good luck finding your dad. Listeners, you too

0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:02.359
<v Speaker 2>can follow Gary's story on Number One Dad wherever you

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:04.919
<v Speaker 2>listen to your podcast. In fact, you can just add

0:47:04.920 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 2>it to your cue right now, since you're already here.

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Do it, do it, Do it now now. I promise

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:16.440
<v Speaker 2>you won't be disappointed, and tune in here next week,

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<v Speaker 2>because well, we have a very special guest back on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast revisiting us, regaling us with stories of his childhood.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Get ready, office fans. As always, it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a wild ride. Off the Beat is

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<v Speaker 2>hosted and executive produced by me Brian Baumgartner, alongside our

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<v Speaker 2>executive producer, Lang Lee. Our senior producer is Diego Tapia.

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<v Speaker 2>Our producers are Emily Carr and Seth Olanski, and our

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<v Speaker 2>talent producer is Ryan Papa Zachary, our theme song Bubble

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<v Speaker 2>and Squeak, performed by the one and only Creed Breton