Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Katty.
Speaker 2: Armstrong, and Katty I Know He.
Speaker 3: Armstrong and Ytty Welcome to the clips of the year's show.
Speaker 3: Last live show of the year.
Speaker 4: Then we'll take a couple of weeks off, which we've earned.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's easy to come in every day
Speaker 4: and ramble a couple of hours about.
Speaker 3: What you saw in the news last night?
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 6: We got this note from uh, let's see it's g
Speaker 6: Are you efing kidding me? Another vacation, just kidding been
Speaker 6: listening since the eighteen hundreds, this show. You help me
Speaker 6: get out of bed in the morning. Merry Christmas to
Speaker 6: you and your family. Saved travels. That made me laugh
Speaker 6: out loud. Thanks Ge Speaking of travels.
Speaker 4: Speaking of travels, I don't care about the government shut
Speaker 4: down at all. I mean, I just don't care. But
Speaker 4: two quick things. One, all the mainstream media blaming Elon
Speaker 4: must he's a neophight, he doesn't understand politics, he's out
Speaker 4: of his depth. And yeah, like this has all been
Speaker 4: going smoothly all these years before.
Speaker 3: Elon got involved. This is a new thing. Weird committing
Speaker 3: financial suicide.
Speaker 4: Wow, because we have never had any shutdown cliff government
Speaker 4: shut down almost ear things before, only Elon. And secondly,
Speaker 4: you might wonder TSA. So the government's going to shut
Speaker 4: down at midnight tonight barring something and TSA is excluded
Speaker 4: because it's essential, so it shouldn't have any effect on
Speaker 4: your travel. Yes, excellent, excellent. The weather, on the other hand,
Speaker 4: is another kick. Yeah, yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 6: So much to squeeze in today, but we need to
Speaker 6: get right to Cliffs of the year.
Speaker 3: We've made it to April.
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Speaker 3: But this is the beginning of April Clips of the year.
Speaker 7: A massive escalation as air strikes targeted building belonging to
Speaker 7: the Iranian embassy in Syria. The top Iranian general Mohammed
Speaker 7: Sanadi reportedly killed in the strikes.
Speaker 5: Iran in this moment, I.
Speaker 2: Had one word, don't.
Speaker 5: Don't don't. Iran has just responded.
Speaker 2: About thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 8: More than three hundred drones and missiles launched at Israel,
Speaker 8: the US.
Speaker 9: Fighters alone shooting down those eighty armed drones.
Speaker 7: I can't imagine a better day.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't like the sound of that squish.
Speaker 2: If it doesn't fit, you must have quit. Two months
Speaker 2: ago O. J.
Speaker 3: Simpson dispelled rumors that he was close to death. A Thursday,
Speaker 3: we learned he lost his battle with cancer.
Speaker 10: Who's it is.
Speaker 9: Especially important that we remember the power of young people
Speaker 9: shaping this country.
Speaker 11: Is there something that when he's doing I really don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure there you know what wh is.
Speaker 2: Doing about that?
Speaker 1: So was more educated?
Speaker 4: You are as.
Speaker 12: You are of us, Be glad, be grateful just going
Speaker 12: out and murdering zious.
Speaker 8: You are funding Dennisida.
Speaker 5: So you guys are all horrible human beings. And Jesus
Speaker 5: probably would have killed you himself.
Speaker 13: And so when these fools asked us if Israel has
Speaker 13: the right to exist, the chant death to Israel has
Speaker 13: become the most logical chant.
Speaker 3: Imagine what we can do next four more years?
Speaker 6: Paul?
Speaker 2: The next question, who I call him?
Speaker 3: Next thing?
Speaker 2: And here are my next to you? I probably not.
Speaker 14: That important for him products I'm exporting for their products.
Speaker 2: He got shut.
Speaker 14: Down in New Guinea and they never found the body
Speaker 14: because there used to be a lot of cannibals, for
Speaker 14: real in that part of New Guinea.
Speaker 1: This guy lies.
Speaker 3: What he lies most about is his golf handicap. But
Speaker 3: he's not only is he not a six, he's not
Speaker 3: a thirty six.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, let's be very clear.
Speaker 15: You gotta actually ask me the question in context of
Speaker 15: what it was said, right, and what it was said.
Speaker 8: Following on, fucking Joe to debate anytime, any place.
Speaker 2: We'll do it anyway you want.
Speaker 4: Joe, President Biden is much worse democracy.
Speaker 16: Trump may be playing Russian Roulette, but continuation of the
Speaker 16: Biden administration as national suicide.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, yeses mob President? Donald Trump, yeses mob President.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, that was action packed.
Speaker 6: I mean, in terms of clips of the year nominees.
Speaker 6: I think the college protesters, all those clips together with
Speaker 6: the do you know.
Speaker 3: What ny is doing? About a lot? I wish you
Speaker 3: were more educated.
Speaker 6: They're out there freaking protesting and they have no idea.
Speaker 3: Why. How much does that tell you?
Speaker 6: Also, though short Katie, the four more years paws paws.
Speaker 3: And keeping in mind, now friends, this is April.
Speaker 6: It was two more months until the debate, in which
Speaker 6: the entire Democratic Party other than Dean Phillips that the
Speaker 6: young congressman ran a it's but the entire party saying, oh,
Speaker 6: he's sharp as tack. You can hardly keep up with him,
Speaker 6: and he's fantastic, and it was several months before he
Speaker 6: dropped out. Also, perhaps worthy clip of the year, just
Speaker 6: because I quoted him so many times, is Bob Barr
Speaker 6: saying Trump maybe Russian roulette, but continuation of Biden would
Speaker 6: be national suicide.
Speaker 3: I thought that was from a moderate Republican respected on
Speaker 3: both sides of the aisle.
Speaker 6: That was powerful, made an impression on me. Coming up,
Speaker 6: we'll share with Katie the complete list of things Jack
Speaker 6: has never had nor done.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited about this.
Speaker 6: Continue on with our list of band names from this year,
Speaker 6: including Aquatic Drones, Chileanan Ninjas, Poaching Mandes my new indie
Speaker 6: rock band as opposed to Dutch Milking Robots, my new
Speaker 6: punk band. All right, let's keep keep on keeping on.
Speaker 6: This is the second half of April Clips of the Years.
Speaker 10: Donald Trump will become the first former president to stand
Speaker 10: trial as a criminal defendant.
Speaker 2: This is Sam.
Speaker 17: Who now from morning till night and then Freezing, Freezing.
Speaker 10: Non disclosure agreements are not illegal, and neither is trying
Speaker 10: to influence an election. Blanche called that quote democracy as.
Speaker 3: The folks in Ukraine are breathing a huge side relief.
Speaker 2: This is a historical moment.
Speaker 6: I want to thank you for such significant support.
Speaker 2: The prudent triumph triumphs in Ukraine.
Speaker 14: The next move of Russian forces could very well be
Speaker 14: a direct attack on a NATO ally.
Speaker 15: In fact, a reverence for the truth might be a
Speaker 15: distraction that's getting in the way of finding common ground
Speaker 15: and getting things done.
Speaker 3: Good squatters have rights.
Speaker 15: Property shouldn't just sit empty, and if they are, they
Speaker 15: should be seized by people who need them.
Speaker 6: It's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage.
Speaker 5: People altogether.
Speaker 18: This administration will begin to cancel up to twenty thousand
Speaker 18: dollars in interest for millions of borrowers.
Speaker 14: It is every three hundred and seventy five years for
Speaker 14: a total solar eclipse to occur.
Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I did not know. You're unbelievable. Lucky, we felt something truly.
Speaker 5: Wrap up, and I want to do it again.
Speaker 2: It was so wonderful. You know, I'm a cat right now,
Speaker 2: I'm a giant cats regular.
Speaker 5: That feeling times ten.
Speaker 4: I'm praying that this twenty dollars will actually do something
Speaker 4: for me and my children.
Speaker 16: Just the thing that they're able to go through the
Speaker 16: security system and.
Speaker 2: Get away without that money.
Speaker 3: It's a shock. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 18: Match is a career high with nine freeze, happy trans
Speaker 18: Day of Visibility.
Speaker 9: A transvestite recognition Day, transgender I'm sorry, guy's a slip
Speaker 9: at the top.
Speaker 11: And each sex is deserving an equal opportunity, privacy and safety.
Speaker 9: It's wild that we live in a time where that
Speaker 9: now requires bravery.
Speaker 6: I think maybe NPR CEO Catherine Mayer with their statement
Speaker 6: that sometimes looking for the truth.
Speaker 3: Actually gets in the way of building consensus pretty good.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's a clip of the year
Speaker 4: in terms of entertainment, but it might be one of
Speaker 4: the more important things out there that someone at the
Speaker 4: highest level of education believes that sort of crap.
Speaker 3: Yes, Katie, my.
Speaker 4: Vote on that one is Trump with the thirty milkshakes
Speaker 4: and also some chicken. Yes, also to be chicken absolutely
Speaker 4: has to be.
Speaker 3: I mean that I could see you making that clip
Speaker 3: of the year. That's how much you like that. Oh no, no,
Speaker 3: I know how amused you were by that.
Speaker 6: I love And also some chicken like the Republicans and
Speaker 6: Democrats in Congress. Right now, Jack, we may have to
Speaker 6: reach a difficult compromise that cannot.
Speaker 3: Be the clip of the year.
Speaker 4: We hope Elon Musk doesn't insert himself. That'll just make
Speaker 4: it more difficult.
Speaker 6: Thirty milkshakes and also some chicken. It's weirdly amusing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I forgot I forgot so much of
Speaker 4: that stuff. The hubbub towards the beginning of the year,
Speaker 4: with the colleges and the protests.
Speaker 3: And all that sort of stuff. What a crazy time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, absolutely true. So we could take a breaks,
Speaker 6: am I in time and come back. We still have
Speaker 6: a lot of clips of the year to squeeze in.
Speaker 6: Not to mend a band named, book titles, original air names,
Speaker 6: a few facts about Gladys Michael Yo.
Speaker 3: I'll enjoy that a lot.
Speaker 4: I don't know if Gladys will like it, but yeah,
Speaker 4: Gladys is our Hart player.
Speaker 3: So we've got all that on the way. I hope
Speaker 3: you can stay here. Last show of the.
Speaker 19: Year, Rude all the loose end half of.
Speaker 5: The Armstrong and Getty Show and.
Speaker 19: Saw you would even say it close.
Speaker 2: All over man.
Speaker 4: We got a text from somebody who said their favorite
Speaker 4: thing is the list of things I've never done every year.
Speaker 3: So I guess we'll get to that later in the show.
Speaker 3: We will absolutely get to that. We'll try to squeeze
Speaker 3: it in this hour. I remember, Jackie was years and
Speaker 3: years ago that we first interviewed Gladys, our hard player who.
Speaker 6: Plays that riff, that same riff anytime we reminisce about
Speaker 6: things long ago. Few facts we learned about Gladys this year,
Speaker 6: compiled by Mary in the Hope.
Speaker 3: Thanks Mary.
Speaker 4: She is a World War One vet, right, and it's
Speaker 4: affected her hearing. She's just sticking around for the health insurance.
Speaker 4: She had a threesome with Herbert Hoover and Charles Lindburgh
Speaker 4: in nineteen twenty eight.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: She claims to have carpol tunnel syndrome, but there's a
Speaker 4: video of her playing pickleball on the weekend. She was
Speaker 4: at the convention when they nominated Theodore Roosevelt. They were
Speaker 4: briefly linked. And finally she is trying to quit caffeine.
Speaker 6: But there's no time for such civility. You've got to
Speaker 6: plunge ahead. As we look back, it's May the cliffs
Speaker 6: of the year.
Speaker 15: The vibes in here are amazing today.
Speaker 2: More time, more time.
Speaker 3: From the river.
Speaker 4: Ju.
Speaker 9: I mean, it's crazy to say because we're on an
Speaker 9: ivy the campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid
Speaker 9: rasking for like could people please to.
Speaker 5: Have a glass of water?
Speaker 2: I'm a UCLA student. I deserve to go here. We patuition.
Speaker 2: This is our school.
Speaker 4: They went at each other with peppers, Frey, they went
Speaker 4: at each other with firecrackers.
Speaker 18: About half of those were not students at all, but outsiders.
Speaker 5: Everything, everything about this is lawless. I'm choosing the lay
Speaker 5: who had enough.
Speaker 2: This maybe.
Speaker 3: Biden's Vietnam.
Speaker 6: On the other hand, I'm a gifted puppeteer and I
Speaker 6: wanted to introduce you to my puppets.
Speaker 3: Fuzzy Bear, Fuzzy what do you think. I'm glad they
Speaker 3: wouldn't for I wish they would bo ass.
Speaker 5: He beat him down and took away their camps.
Speaker 13: I hope that's spreads all across the country.
Speaker 6: You better believe I want this man to go down
Speaker 6: and rotten sidhe for what he did to me and
Speaker 6: my family.
Speaker 3: That is the best proof that you have and if
Speaker 3: they're gonna get him cod or.
Speaker 2: Get him coming.
Speaker 3: This is lawfair, This is a shampro.
Speaker 2: Where's the crime? There is no crime.
Speaker 13: I've been indicted more than the great Alphonse Kapone, the late.
Speaker 3: Great Hannibal Lecter.
Speaker 2: He's a wonderful man.
Speaker 5: He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner.
Speaker 13: On the presidents at an extending ovation from me, the sumber masses.
Speaker 3: The round with us he's getting right now is three stagger.
Speaker 18: If you like puppies, you're not gonna like Christine.
Speaker 2: No, she murders puppies.
Speaker 18: You said he smelled and would chase kids.
Speaker 17: You took him to the gravel pit and shot him twice.
Speaker 5: How how do you justify that? How was the goat
Speaker 5: a threat? So?
Speaker 9: How many people is enough people to be attacked and
Speaker 9: dangerously hurt before you make a decision on a dog.
Speaker 18: Mexico has elected its first woman president. Congratulations, screamed Hillary
Speaker 18: Clinton into a pillow.
Speaker 5: President Badden is in trouble politically. He's pulling right up
Speaker 5: there with fungal effecting.
Speaker 2: This action will help us to gain control over our board.
Speaker 3: We're taking it to the drug cartels.
Speaker 2: How do we have a large body of people that
Speaker 2: are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers.
Speaker 16: It is my testimony that the border is secure.
Speaker 4: Just very simple one there at the end. The border
Speaker 4: is secure. Might be the clip of the year. And
Speaker 4: I forgot about Fuzzy Bear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Fuzzy.
Speaker 6: I would have lived the rest of my life never
Speaker 6: having thought about Fuzzy Bear.
Speaker 3: Fuzzy needs to come back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Fuzzy is my puppet who doesn't give an s
Speaker 6: what might get us in trouble.
Speaker 3: He just says what he's thinking. He speaks truth to power,
Speaker 3: Yes he does.
Speaker 6: But yeah, that border cliff from the river to the say,
Speaker 6: all those freaking college radicals have no idea that they couldn't
Speaker 6: name the river nor the sea. They have no grasp
Speaker 6: but hit, they're just indoctrinated by their their professors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the border is secure.
Speaker 3: Ugh, that's my testimony. I can't wait to never hear
Speaker 3: from him again. Yeah, no kidding, where's that?
Speaker 17: You know?
Speaker 4: And that waste of skin is probably gonna go run
Speaker 4: some organization with an incredibly high salary.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because that's what those people do. Seriously, he should
Speaker 6: be skinned in his skin given to burn victims, wow,
Speaker 6: accident victims, and those badly sunburned. He is literally a
Speaker 6: waste of skin. Now that's a hot take. He should
Speaker 6: be skinned. That sounded like something fuzzy bear. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 6: not not the actual host of the show who it
Speaker 6: was his line, not in mine. I read his line. Sorry.
Speaker 4: We've got more coy clips of the year on the way,
Speaker 4: which we will get to as we try to narrow
Speaker 4: down the clip of the year. We got some more
Speaker 4: of the band names and other stuff too. I hope
Speaker 4: you can stay here. Clips of the Year show.
Speaker 1: Armstrong and Getty, Armstrong and Getty show Holiday.
Speaker 4: And I hadn't worn this coat in a while, and
Speaker 4: I thought, what is that in my pocket? And it's
Speaker 4: a fork, like an actual middle table fork.
Speaker 6: We should add a guessing game that would have been fun.
Speaker 3: And it's sticky because of pie.
Speaker 4: Because I was sitting in the parking lot, I took
Speaker 4: a fork with me to the grocery store, knowing I
Speaker 4: would eat the pie in the parking lot, and I
Speaker 4: wanted a real fork, which is one of the reasons
Speaker 4: my New Year's resolution is to give up baked goods.
Speaker 4: And I will be asking all of you for your
Speaker 4: New Year's resolutions later in the show. Well, I'd say
Speaker 4: high grade for planning to have an actual fork in
Speaker 4: your poet.
Speaker 6: A really confusing juxtaposition of self discipline and utter lack
Speaker 6: of self discipline in that story.
Speaker 3: I have to tell you I fork was not on
Speaker 3: my Bingo card for that. Yeah, exactly. We could have
Speaker 3: guessed all day and I gotten there.
Speaker 6: So coming up this half hour blockbuster half hour, we've
Speaker 6: got to finish up May and get into June. Clips
Speaker 6: of the Year plus next segment, things Jack has never done,
Speaker 6: had nor done. It's an amazing list, difficult to explain,
Speaker 6: but you'll get it when you hear it. But first
Speaker 6: let's plunge on into May. It's coy Clips of the Year.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna make my day. Pal Let's pick the day. Stynald,
Speaker 14: I hear you're free on Wednesdays.
Speaker 3: We bind bad built bush body. Oh what now? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're not able.
Speaker 5: You don't have enough intelligence?
Speaker 3: Girl, baby girl?
Speaker 4: Oh really even play here's a little ditty about using
Speaker 4: her mus These.
Speaker 2: Are degenerate savages. How I'm off.
Speaker 14: We're not gonna supply the weapons and the artillery shells.
Speaker 5: Use artillery shells as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is insane.
Speaker 18: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my friggin life.
Speaker 18: The body in administration moving forward with a one billion
Speaker 18: dollar arms deal with Israel after suspending your ship into
Speaker 18: thirty five hundred bombs last week.
Speaker 3: Thank you, doctor Fauchi for your parents today.
Speaker 17: The investigation of doctor Fauci shows he is an honorable
Speaker 17: public servant and he is not a comic book super villain.
Speaker 5: Do you represent science, mister Fauci? Yes?
Speaker 2: Or now doctor Maritas's.
Speaker 4: Fad that he could walk into your office anytime.
Speaker 5: He wanted to, is that true? No?
Speaker 2: Did did he ever walk into your office?
Speaker 3: I would say he did occasionally. It is much more
Speaker 3: important than jail set close.
Speaker 18: At times, Stormy Daniels appeared really quite tense.
Speaker 11: She testified Trump was on the bed in his boxer
Speaker 11: shorts and T shirt.
Speaker 5: Forgive the pun straight from the horse's mouth.
Speaker 3: This is one of the low moments in American history.
Speaker 2: His Liz.
Speaker 7: The trio of House committee chairs accuse James Biden and
Speaker 7: Hunter Biden of lying to congressional investigators.
Speaker 11: Hunter Biden was a crack cocaine user, using roughly every
Speaker 11: twenty minutes at times.
Speaker 3: The crack takes you into the darkest recesses of your soul.
Speaker 5: We're working expeditiously.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Though we're in very short order, we'll have the what
Speaker 5: is short order mean?
Speaker 3: Well, the some of this stuff gets the.
Speaker 10: Boy.
Speaker 16: Scouts of America is changing its name, soon to be
Speaker 16: known as Scouting America.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 5: The announcement is about me. Well, it's color and treg.
Speaker 16: The less secure and confident you feel in the direction,
Speaker 16: the more surprises and excitement you will have in store.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 4: Oh and I didn't want to see. I didn't want
Speaker 4: to look and see how bad it was. I didn't
Speaker 4: know if like my kneecap was hanging off or what.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, well when was that? What was the time
Speaker 4: period on that? That's when I had my.
Speaker 3: Reckon half of May.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so is a bad built bitch body and bitch
Speaker 4: each body?
Speaker 3: Whatever she said?
Speaker 4: And the girl baby girl the same clip? Is that
Speaker 4: all one clip? Yes, that's their back and forth. That's
Speaker 4: pretty good. That's pretty good. In the finals from Clips
Speaker 4: of the Year. I keep forgetting to say this too.
Speaker 6: If you hear a clip in particular year, you're already
Speaker 6: thinking one that must be in the finals for Clips
Speaker 6: of the Year.
Speaker 3: For Clip of the Year.
Speaker 6: You can email us Mailbag at Armstrong and Getty dot
Speaker 6: com or text us four one five two nine five KFTC.
Speaker 4: A couple of people wanted Fuzzy Fuzzy Bear, Fuzzy Bear
Speaker 4: to be in the Clips of the and we also
Speaker 4: get this from your story earlier. The squirrels are eating
Speaker 4: the voles and the cats, and they're they're eating the
Speaker 4: squirrels are eating the pets of the people who live there.
Speaker 6: All right, well played, shall we plunge on? Sure, we're
Speaker 6: into June. It's the Clips of the Year.
Speaker 16: Immigration. Migration is a dynamic phenomenon.
Speaker 11: The alleged killer of thirty seven year old Rachel Morin,
Speaker 11: a twenty three year old illegal immigrant from l Salvador.
Speaker 3: All eight of.
Speaker 6: These Tajik nationals crossed illegally into the US and received
Speaker 6: full vetting by DHS.
Speaker 16: Our model worked. We drove the numbers down, they go down,
Speaker 16: they go up.
Speaker 13: You're gonna go and start a new migrant fight league.
Speaker 3: And then there was this moment.
Speaker 7: Our values and our way of life are the antidote
Speaker 7: to the poisonous populism of the right.
Speaker 9: About twenty suspects using hammers and other tools to break
Speaker 9: into jewelry cases, Facing calls to step down and embroiled
Speaker 9: in a widespread FBI investigation, Oakland's mayor blamed her troubles
Speaker 9: on everyone.
Speaker 5: Do you have confidence in the Supreme Court? No, I
Speaker 5: think they've gone rogue.
Speaker 2: You don't get a same today, the power yourself.
Speaker 7: That Southern Russia, multiple heavily armed gun mini patures simultaneously
Speaker 7: attacked two churches.
Speaker 4: Julian Assange agreed to plead guilty to one felony count
Speaker 4: of conspiracy to unlawfully obtain and disseminate classified information.
Speaker 9: A warm welcome as Vladimir Putin visits North Korea for
Speaker 9: the first time in nearly twenty five years.
Speaker 13: Hey people, I mean they do this all the time,
Speaker 13: but they were clapping as if their lives depended on it.
Speaker 16: It is disturbing for the North Korean regime when these
Speaker 16: soldiers are listening to the music and then they start
Speaker 16: humming the tunes.
Speaker 13: You know what I'd do if there was a yark
Speaker 13: or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time.
Speaker 9: Kaitlin Clarak said she has no disappointment over being left
Speaker 9: off Team USA for the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 12: The idiocy off team USA Women's basketball, the US Surgeon
Speaker 12: General pushing for social media apps to carry tobacco style labels.
Speaker 2: Ellys banning the use of cell phones.
Speaker 18: Leating students no choice but to vape with both hands.
Speaker 3: Letting your kids see you run.
Speaker 17: I don't care how hard it's raining or if you're
Speaker 17: trying to catch an airport shuttle. Seeing this will damage
Speaker 17: them more than looking at the eclipse. Didn't hear much.
Speaker 17: We've got to have something immigration related in the Clips
Speaker 17: of the year final we have the Border is Secure,
Speaker 17: which might be my clip of.
Speaker 4: The year, right, Yeah, every time I hear may orc
Speaker 4: is like it cuts my life span by another hour
Speaker 4: just hearing his voice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the the vial tries to climb up my throat escape.
Speaker 6: He's horrible.
Speaker 16: I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on.
Speaker 3: Definitely that could be clipp of the year. It really could. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's pretty good. Moron he is.
Speaker 6: And the anti Israel chance I am Hamas, I am Alas.
Speaker 6: And the Caitlin Clark Olympics thing I was thinking, and
Speaker 6: I don't want to generalize because many women are perfectly
Speaker 6: sane and reasonable on this stuff. But the the NBA
Speaker 6: does fine with this stuff. The WNBA, which is like
Speaker 6: all women on the court and women coaches. Sometimes in
Speaker 6: women orders, they appear to be way further down the
Speaker 6: woke roh.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, there's just something about it.
Speaker 6: It's more appealing to women, I suppose, but as voting
Speaker 6: patterns would certainly indicate.
Speaker 3: So we've got another round of clips of the year.
Speaker 4: We have the list of things I've never done, which
Speaker 4: I'm always amused by actually myself. Also a couple of
Speaker 4: nuggets out of the Pentagon put out a big end
Speaker 4: of the year report yesterday, A couple of really important
Speaker 4: things you should know that I'll jam into.
Speaker 3: So all that's on the way.
Speaker 2: I'm strong and gatchetship.
Speaker 3: This is a crisis under.
Speaker 5: On the crazy meter, and everyone knows.
Speaker 10: That let me say, let me say one thing, and lots.
Speaker 2: Of luck in your senior year.
Speaker 1: This is the Armstrong and Getty show, arm Strong and
Speaker 1: get show, jambelling.
Speaker 5: And everyone telling you be a good sea.
Speaker 4: A number of people reminded me online that Joey from
Speaker 4: Friends carried a real table fork in his pocket regularly
Speaker 4: in case something came along to eat me too. That's
Speaker 4: why I swore off baked goods. We got this text.
Speaker 4: I'm inspired by you giving up baked goods for the
Speaker 4: new year. I'm going to give up cheese with which
Speaker 4: I have a dysfunctional relationship.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: So the Pentagon put out its we got more clips
Speaker 4: of the year coming up in a second. The Pentagon
Speaker 4: put out its end of the year report yesterday. A
Speaker 4: couple of things I want to just jam in real quick. One,
Speaker 4: we have two thousand troops in Syria, not nine hundred,
Speaker 4: which is the number of events for whatever that matters. And this,
Speaker 4: we have zero troops in a war zone, an active
Speaker 4: convent zone. And this the Pentagon announced yesterday. China expanded
Speaker 4: their nuclear arsenal last year by twenty percent. Twenty percent
Speaker 4: increase in the number of nuclear weapons by China last year.
Speaker 3: You don't do that for no reason.
Speaker 6: Uh no, No, they're plotting to take over the world,
Speaker 6: according to some, and some are correct. Back to Clips
Speaker 6: of the Year in a moment, But first, the list
Speaker 6: of things Jack has never had nor done that he
Speaker 6: mentioned this year, compiled by Mary in the Hoe. Never
Speaker 6: been on tinder, never been to an NFL playoff game,
Speaker 6: never had a fluffer nutter, I have not Never had
Speaker 6: a frozen pop tart true. Never known a successful couple
Speaker 6: that took Valentine's Day seriously, that is also true.
Speaker 3: Never had a super hot Taki tachy time. That's a
Speaker 3: ship of some sort.
Speaker 4: Ye yeah, Never tried meth, Never went to Hooters. Never
Speaker 4: saw a minute of Baywatch. Never heard the word panchetta.
Speaker 6: Never saw a second of Joni Loves Shachi. Has never
Speaker 6: seen the matrix right as every mail in the audience says, what.
Speaker 6: Never had a butterscotch brownie, neither has Katie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear they're good. Yeah, oh they're terrific. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Never been to a Kentucky Derby party. Never had a massage,
Speaker 6: never been in a jury room. Never seen the imitation game.
Speaker 6: Never been to the World War Two Museum in New Orleans.
Speaker 6: Never had a lap dance, Never bought anything from a
Speaker 6: hotel mini bar, never used a bidet, Never known anyone
Speaker 6: who wants to ban contraception. Never entered eating a pie
Speaker 6: eating contest. Sorry, Never been to Disney World. Yeah, no
Speaker 6: kidding an endurance one. Never eaten at a fancy Ramen restaurant,
Speaker 6: never break dance, Never had an Indian taco, never served
Speaker 6: ice cream on a plate, never understood nudists, never carried
Speaker 6: a pager, has never worn bike shorts, he has never
Speaker 6: had none crustable, he'd never had a political lawn sign,
Speaker 6: and has never.
Speaker 3: Seen the exorcist.
Speaker 4: That goes in with the Hall of Fame of I've
Speaker 4: never had ranch dressing, and I've never been to Taco
Speaker 4: bell correct.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, those are the Alzheimer's. Are you sure you're
Speaker 6: an American? If this was that the bulge, I would
Speaker 6: shoot you in the chest because I could tell you're
Speaker 6: a German spy.
Speaker 3: Hey, we need to plunge ahead.
Speaker 6: Then looking back, it's the second half of June eclipse
Speaker 6: of the year.
Speaker 2: He knows, so long as it denies you.
Speaker 5: All have called this the cheap fakes video.
Speaker 14: At the end of the event, Obama prompted Biden off
Speaker 14: the stage by the wrist.
Speaker 15: This did not happen in a sense of what people
Speaker 15: were saying they were seeing, right, your secretary.
Speaker 8: Aside, I think he should take a cognitive test like
Speaker 8: I did. I took a cognitive test.
Speaker 9: And if you can name three LGBTQ advisors for your
Speaker 9: campaign and three drag queens.
Speaker 16: If I won't dignify this question actually naming exactly who
Speaker 16: they are.
Speaker 3: YU doubt half a favorite drag plane.
Speaker 12: A Long Island woman is suing the ice cream chain
Speaker 12: Coldstone Creamery over no real pistachios in her pistachio ice cream.
Speaker 6: Boy, don't make me boycott Scotch. I mean, seriously, don't
Speaker 6: make me. I'll get the DTS.
Speaker 3: I think yeah. Responsible for ten percent of the GDB.
Speaker 4: A former Instinct Van member Justin's Timberlake, has been arrested
Speaker 4: for driving willins hoxicated the disturbing images of Stonehenge climate
Speaker 4: activist spring orange powder on the ancient monument.
Speaker 9: Lego stores have become hot targets for some California theft rings.
Speaker 2: So hot as South Dakota.
Speaker 3: Christine Nome's dogs are shooting themselves. I'm still hunted.
Speaker 15: My crush talks.
Speaker 19: Can your Toms's stop it? I don't know.
Speaker 4: So after the playdate, I text her Mona said, thanks
Speaker 4: for letting Jamie play today. Please help out with your
Speaker 4: share of the expenses for the playdate, tolling fifteen dollars
Speaker 4: the of them.
Speaker 5: Let's do it again.
Speaker 3: Sometimes.
Speaker 9: Stop coddling your kids, especially your son.
Speaker 5: Stop raising pansy ass kids.
Speaker 10: So my dad, he came into the dugout and Looney
Speaker 10: Tuon style kicked me out onto the field.
Speaker 2: Excuse me with dealing with everything we have to do
Speaker 2: with Look if President Trump.
Speaker 8: I really don't know what he said at the end
Speaker 8: of this, and I don't think he knows what he
Speaker 8: said either.
Speaker 2: By the way I told you before, I'm happy to
Speaker 2: play golf. If you carry your own bag, thank you
Speaker 2: do it. I've seen you swing.
Speaker 8: I know you. He challenged me to a golf match.
Speaker 8: He can't hit them all fifty yards. Wow, he's the
Speaker 8: worst president. He just said about me because I said it.
Speaker 8: But look, if he when's this election, our country doesn't
Speaker 8: have a chance, not.
Speaker 2: Even a chance.
Speaker 4: So we've had quite a few people, unprompted, say their
Speaker 4: clip of the year is I don't know what he said,
Speaker 4: and he doesn't know what he said either, Because that
Speaker 4: ended Biden's career, changed history, changed history.
Speaker 3: No doubt.
Speaker 4: And I'd forgotten how that debate devolved into arguing but
Speaker 4: which eighty year old.
Speaker 3: Could win him golf?
Speaker 6: It was embarrassing for America, nay for humanity. On the
Speaker 6: other hand, and I don't want to prejudge because we
Speaker 6: still have half of the year of clips of the
Speaker 6: year to go. If anything beats that, it's the leader
Speaker 6: in the clubhouse, as we say in the golf world.
Speaker 6: If anybody beats I don't know what he said, neither
Speaker 6: is he, that'll be a notable.
Speaker 4: Yes, Katie, I'm just shocked by hearing these all these
Speaker 4: clips back to back of Biden. You can hear the decline, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: last year you can. Yeah, it's amazing. And so that
Speaker 4: Obama leading you off stage by the hand was in
Speaker 4: the same period, roughly as the.
Speaker 3: Debate, as a rough period for Biden.
Speaker 6: And was that not the George Clooney event, Yeah, the
Speaker 6: infamous event that George finally felt the need to tell
Speaker 6: the truth that was self effident to all of America
Speaker 6: and wrote again for The New York Times. You know,
Speaker 6: Politi Factor asked, clowns. Okay, they just they are. It's
Speaker 6: a left wing propaganda outfit. But for them to say
Speaker 6: they're eating the dogs and cats is the political lie
Speaker 6: of the year. I mean, they haveclowned themselves so clownishly.
Speaker 6: It's it's it's exquisite. It's really amazing.
Speaker 4: Well, if you mean to hire birthday clowns, don't accidentally
Speaker 4: get asked, clown. It's just a completely different thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's they're right, It's that's a whole different field.
Speaker 4: It's almost even though I lived through it and we've
Speaker 4: talked about it for a gazillion hours, it's almost impossible
Speaker 4: to believe that we were headed down the road of
Speaker 4: Joe Biden running again and half the country pretending he
Speaker 4: could be Well, all the media, eighty five percent of
Speaker 4: America knew he couldn't be president again, But it's hard
Speaker 4: to believe that that even happened.
Speaker 6: It bears reflecting on thinking about that, I'd say, that's
Speaker 6: how off they can be, these stars of the screen
Speaker 6: that get paid millions of dollars in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: They're full of crap.
Speaker 4: How is it an earthquake when George Cooney wrote that
Speaker 4: op ed saying he doesn't think Joe Biden could be president?
Speaker 4: How is that a political earthquake when everybody can see
Speaker 4: it only that it was a permission slip for the
Speaker 4: liars to stop lying briefly.
Speaker 3: Wow, man, we.
Speaker 4: Dodged a bullet there. We had a lot more clips
Speaker 4: of the year on the way Stay with
Speaker 5: Us, Armstrong and Getty