WEBVTT - The A&G Replay Wednesday Hour Two 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:13.720 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:17.760 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Katty. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:20.040 Armstrong, and Katty I Know He. 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:31.320 Armstrong and Ytty Welcome to the clips of the year's show. 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:32.839 Last live show of the year. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.400 Then we'll take a couple of weeks off, which we've earned. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.800 Do you think it's easy to come in every day 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.120 and ramble a couple of hours about. 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:41.279 What you saw in the news last night? 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:41.760 It's not. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:47.080 We got this note from uh, let's see it's g 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:51.559 Are you efing kidding me? Another vacation, just kidding been 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:55.000 listening since the eighteen hundreds, this show. You help me 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.720 get out of bed in the morning. Merry Christmas to 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.920 you and your family. Saved travels. That made me laugh 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.880 out loud. Thanks Ge Speaking of travels. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.360 Speaking of travels, I don't care about the government shut 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.720 down at all. I mean, I just don't care. But 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.600 two quick things. One, all the mainstream media blaming Elon 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.399 must he's a neophight, he doesn't understand politics, he's out 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.400 of his depth. And yeah, like this has all been 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.640 going smoothly all these years before. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:23.360 Elon got involved. This is a new thing. Weird committing 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.320 financial suicide. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.880 Wow, because we have never had any shutdown cliff government 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:33.200 shut down almost ear things before, only Elon. And secondly, 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.800 you might wonder TSA. So the government's going to shut 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:40.360 down at midnight tonight barring something and TSA is excluded 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.920 because it's essential, so it shouldn't have any effect on 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:47.160 your travel. Yes, excellent, excellent. The weather, on the other hand, 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.200 is another kick. Yeah, yeah, that's not good. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.200 So much to squeeze in today, but we need to 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:53.960 get right to Cliffs of the year. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:55.640 We've made it to April. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.000 If you missed our one, as always, you should have 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.240 subscribe to Armstrong and Getty on demand the podcas so 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.080 you can go back and get stuff you couldn't listen 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:02.440 to live. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:06.280 But this is the beginning of April Clips of the year. 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:16.480 A massive escalation as air strikes targeted building belonging to 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.480 the Iranian embassy in Syria. The top Iranian general Mohammed 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:24.880 Sanadi reportedly killed in the strikes. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.000 Iran in this moment, I. 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:28.680 Had one word, don't. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:33.800 Don't don't. Iran has just responded. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.880 About thirty minutes ago. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:40.160 More than three hundred drones and missiles launched at Israel, 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:42.000 the US. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:44.840 Fighters alone shooting down those eighty armed drones. 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:55.120 I can't imagine a better day. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:58.480 Oh, I don't like the sound of that squish. 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:02.359 If it doesn't fit, you must have quit. Two months 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:02.840 ago O. J. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.720 Simpson dispelled rumors that he was close to death. A Thursday, 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.359 we learned he lost his battle with cancer. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.240 Who's it is. 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:14.560 Especially important that we remember the power of young people 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.360 shaping this country. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.679 Is there something that when he's doing I really don't know. 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:20.960 I'm pretty sure there you know what wh is. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:21.679 Doing about that? 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:24.399 So was more educated? 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.799 You are as. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:32.840 You are of us, Be glad, be grateful just going 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:37.360 out and murdering zious. 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.880 You are funding Dennisida. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.640 So you guys are all horrible human beings. And Jesus 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.040 probably would have killed you himself. 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.960 And so when these fools asked us if Israel has 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:54.240 the right to exist, the chant death to Israel has 0:03:54.320 --> 0:04:00.280 become the most logical chant. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.840 Imagine what we can do next four more years? 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:04.720 Paul? 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:11.320 The next question, who I call him? 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:11.680 Next thing? 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:16.960 And here are my next to you? I probably not. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:23.159 That important for him products I'm exporting for their products. 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.160 He got shut. 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:28.880 Down in New Guinea and they never found the body 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.640 because there used to be a lot of cannibals, for 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:34.160 real in that part of New Guinea. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:35.360 This guy lies. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:38.280 What he lies most about is his golf handicap. But 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.120 he's not only is he not a six, he's not 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:40.920 a thirty six. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:43.560 No, no, no, let's be very clear. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:46.760 You gotta actually ask me the question in context of 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:49.960 what it was said, right, and what it was said. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:54.760 Following on, fucking Joe to debate anytime, any place. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.279 We'll do it anyway you want. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:05:01.000 Joe, President Biden is much worse democracy. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.720 Trump may be playing Russian Roulette, but continuation of the 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.640 Biden administration as national suicide. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:14.360 Donald Trump, yeses mob President? Donald Trump, yeses mob President. 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.080 Oh boy, that was action packed. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.920 I mean, in terms of clips of the year nominees. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:27.599 I think the college protesters, all those clips together with 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:28.480 the do you know. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:31.280 What ny is doing? About a lot? I wish you 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.279 were more educated. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.919 They're out there freaking protesting and they have no idea. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.200 Why. How much does that tell you? 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:46.240 Also, though short Katie, the four more years paws paws. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.600 And keeping in mind, now friends, this is April. 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:54.039 It was two more months until the debate, in which 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.760 the entire Democratic Party other than Dean Phillips that the 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.839 young congressman ran a it's but the entire party saying, oh, 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.680 he's sharp as tack. You can hardly keep up with him, 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:07.599 and he's fantastic, and it was several months before he 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.760 dropped out. Also, perhaps worthy clip of the year, just 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:15.480 because I quoted him so many times, is Bob Barr 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:19.800 saying Trump maybe Russian roulette, but continuation of Biden would 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:21.000 be national suicide. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.479 I thought that was from a moderate Republican respected on 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:25.559 both sides of the aisle. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:33.240 That was powerful, made an impression on me. Coming up, 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:36.240 we'll share with Katie the complete list of things Jack 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.159 has never had nor done. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.279 I'm so excited about this. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.599 Continue on with our list of band names from this year, 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:49.039 including Aquatic Drones, Chileanan Ninjas, Poaching Mandes my new indie 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.120 rock band as opposed to Dutch Milking Robots, my new 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:57.360 punk band. All right, let's keep keep on keeping on. 0:06:57.400 --> 0:07:00.479 This is the second half of April Clips of the Years. 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.480 Donald Trump will become the first former president to stand 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:11.040 trial as a criminal defendant. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:12.760 This is Sam. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:23.040 Who now from morning till night and then Freezing, Freezing. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.600 Non disclosure agreements are not illegal, and neither is trying 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:34.800 to influence an election. Blanche called that quote democracy as. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:40.000 The folks in Ukraine are breathing a huge side relief. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:41.280 This is a historical moment. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.920 I want to thank you for such significant support. 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.040 The prudent triumph triumphs in Ukraine. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.720 The next move of Russian forces could very well be 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:53.480 a direct attack on a NATO ally. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.960 In fact, a reverence for the truth might be a 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:02.679 distraction that's getting in the way of finding common ground 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:04.000 and getting things done. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.440 Good squatters have rights. 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:08.680 Property shouldn't just sit empty, and if they are, they 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.880 should be seized by people who need them. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:18.280 It's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.440 People altogether. 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.640 This administration will begin to cancel up to twenty thousand 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.520 dollars in interest for millions of borrowers. 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:32.840 It is every three hundred and seventy five years for 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:34.320 a total solar eclipse to occur. 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:35.199 Unbelievable. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:40.080 I did not know. You're unbelievable. Lucky, we felt something truly. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:44.280 Wrap up, and I want to do it again. 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:48.240 It was so wonderful. You know, I'm a cat right now, 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.479 I'm a giant cats regular. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.200 That feeling times ten. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:59.240 I'm praying that this twenty dollars will actually do something 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.120 for me and my children. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.480 Just the thing that they're able to go through the 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:06.600 security system and. 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:08.080 Get away without that money. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.320 It's a shock. You gotta be kidding me. 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:19.000 Match is a career high with nine freeze, happy trans 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:20.640 Day of Visibility. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:24.920 A transvestite recognition Day, transgender I'm sorry, guy's a slip 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:25.520 at the top. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:30.240 And each sex is deserving an equal opportunity, privacy and safety. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.440 It's wild that we live in a time where that 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.119 now requires bravery. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:43.480 I think maybe NPR CEO Catherine Mayer with their statement 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.640 that sometimes looking for the truth. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.480 Actually gets in the way of building consensus pretty good. 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.120 I don't know if it's a clip of the year 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.240 in terms of entertainment, but it might be one of 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:58.000 the more important things out there that someone at the 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:01.320 highest level of education believes that sort of crap. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:03.560 Yes, Katie, my. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:06.880 Vote on that one is Trump with the thirty milkshakes 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:10.960 and also some chicken. Yes, also to be chicken absolutely 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:11.640 has to be. 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.720 I mean that I could see you making that clip 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.160 of the year. That's how much you like that. Oh no, no, 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:17.800 I know how amused you were by that. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:23.080 I love And also some chicken like the Republicans and 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.680 Democrats in Congress. Right now, Jack, we may have to 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.840 reach a difficult compromise that cannot. 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:29.240 Be the clip of the year. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.600 We hope Elon Musk doesn't insert himself. That'll just make 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:33.480 it more difficult. 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:39.200 Thirty milkshakes and also some chicken. It's weirdly amusing. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:44.920 Oh yeah, and I forgot I forgot so much of 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.800 that stuff. The hubbub towards the beginning of the year, 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.840 with the colleges and the protests. 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.280 And all that sort of stuff. What a crazy time. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:55.680 Yeah, yeah, absolutely true. So we could take a breaks, 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.040 am I in time and come back. We still have 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.520 a lot of clips of the year to squeeze in. 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:03.360 Not to mend a band named, book titles, original air names, 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.880 a few facts about Gladys Michael Yo. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:07.800 I'll enjoy that a lot. 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.280 I don't know if Gladys will like it, but yeah, 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:12.680 Gladys is our Hart player. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:15.520 So we've got all that on the way. I hope 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:16.640 you can stay here. Last show of the. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:34.840 Year, Rude all the loose end half of. 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:38.000 The Armstrong and Getty Show and. 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:43.720 Saw you would even say it close. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.440 All over man. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:51.160 We got a text from somebody who said their favorite 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:53.560 thing is the list of things I've never done every year. 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.320 So I guess we'll get to that later in the show. 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.840 We will absolutely get to that. We'll try to squeeze 0:11:57.840 --> 0:11:59.800 it in this hour. I remember, Jackie was years and 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.559 years ago that we first interviewed Gladys, our hard player who. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:07.160 Plays that riff, that same riff anytime we reminisce about 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.120 things long ago. Few facts we learned about Gladys this year, 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:11.440 compiled by Mary in the Hope. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:12.080 Thanks Mary. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.880 She is a World War One vet, right, and it's 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:18.679 affected her hearing. She's just sticking around for the health insurance. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:23.559 She had a threesome with Herbert Hoover and Charles Lindburgh 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:25.000 in nineteen twenty eight. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.160 Oh my god. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.200 She claims to have carpol tunnel syndrome, but there's a 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:35.240 video of her playing pickleball on the weekend. She was 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:38.560 at the convention when they nominated Theodore Roosevelt. They were 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:42.280 briefly linked. And finally she is trying to quit caffeine. 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:47.200 But there's no time for such civility. You've got to 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:50.760 plunge ahead. As we look back, it's May the cliffs 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:51.320 of the year. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.839 The vibes in here are amazing today. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.040 More time, more time. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:06.960 From the river. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:07.400 Ju. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.560 I mean, it's crazy to say because we're on an 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.959 ivy the campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:18.000 rasking for like could people please to. 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:18.800 Have a glass of water? 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.960 I'm a UCLA student. I deserve to go here. We patuition. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.000 This is our school. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.000 They went at each other with peppers, Frey, they went 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.000 at each other with firecrackers. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:40.000 About half of those were not students at all, but outsiders. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:45.600 Everything, everything about this is lawless. I'm choosing the lay 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:46.280 who had enough. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.200 This maybe. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.520 Biden's Vietnam. 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.760 On the other hand, I'm a gifted puppeteer and I 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.559 wanted to introduce you to my puppets. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.360 Fuzzy Bear, Fuzzy what do you think. I'm glad they 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.160 wouldn't for I wish they would bo ass. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.000 He beat him down and took away their camps. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:11.280 I hope that's spreads all across the country. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.760 You better believe I want this man to go down 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.880 and rotten sidhe for what he did to me and 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:18.560 my family. 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.280 That is the best proof that you have and if 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:22.320 they're gonna get him cod or. 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:22.840 Get him coming. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:27.120 This is lawfair, This is a shampro. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.560 Where's the crime? There is no crime. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:36.320 I've been indicted more than the great Alphonse Kapone, the late. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:37.240 Great Hannibal Lecter. 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:38.840 He's a wonderful man. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.520 He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:46.000 On the presidents at an extending ovation from me, the sumber masses. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.800 The round with us he's getting right now is three stagger. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.880 If you like puppies, you're not gonna like Christine. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.600 No, she murders puppies. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.800 You said he smelled and would chase kids. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.400 You took him to the gravel pit and shot him twice. 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:07.400 How how do you justify that? How was the goat 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:08.920 a threat? So? 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:11.920 How many people is enough people to be attacked and 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:15.320 dangerously hurt before you make a decision on a dog. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:22.040 Mexico has elected its first woman president. Congratulations, screamed Hillary 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:23.280 Clinton into a pillow. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:30.360 President Badden is in trouble politically. He's pulling right up 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:31.880 there with fungal effecting. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:35.880 This action will help us to gain control over our board. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.560 We're taking it to the drug cartels. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.600 How do we have a large body of people that 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:46.480 are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:50.600 It is my testimony that the border is secure. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:56.880 Just very simple one there at the end. The border 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.560 is secure. Might be the clip of the year. And 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:00.960 I forgot about Fuzzy Bear. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:03.880 Yeah, Fuzzy. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.080 I would have lived the rest of my life never 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:07.520 having thought about Fuzzy Bear. 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.080 Fuzzy needs to come back. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:14.160 Yeah, Fuzzy is my puppet who doesn't give an s 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:15.520 what might get us in trouble. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.720 He just says what he's thinking. He speaks truth to power, 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:20.160 Yes he does. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:23.600 But yeah, that border cliff from the river to the say, 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.480 all those freaking college radicals have no idea that they couldn't 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.760 name the river nor the sea. They have no grasp 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.920 but hit, they're just indoctrinated by their their professors. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:41.040 Yeah, the border is secure. 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:45.120 Ugh, that's my testimony. I can't wait to never hear 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.120 from him again. Yeah, no kidding, where's that? 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:47.440 You know? 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:49.800 And that waste of skin is probably gonna go run 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.440 some organization with an incredibly high salary. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:56.960 Yeah, because that's what those people do. Seriously, he should 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.920 be skinned in his skin given to burn victims, wow, 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:03.600 accident victims, and those badly sunburned. He is literally a 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.080 waste of skin. Now that's a hot take. He should 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:09.600 be skinned. That sounded like something fuzzy bear. Yes, exactly, 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:13.720 not not the actual host of the show who it 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:17.240 was his line, not in mine. I read his line. Sorry. 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.840 We've got more coy clips of the year on the way, 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.600 which we will get to as we try to narrow 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.399 down the clip of the year. We got some more 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.240 of the band names and other stuff too. I hope 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.159 you can stay here. Clips of the Year show. 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:46.359 Armstrong and Getty, Armstrong and Getty show Holiday. 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:49.879 And I hadn't worn this coat in a while, and 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:51.720 I thought, what is that in my pocket? And it's 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:54.879 a fork, like an actual middle table fork. 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:58.959 We should add a guessing game that would have been fun. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.080 And it's sticky because of pie. 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:03.840 Because I was sitting in the parking lot, I took 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:06.600 a fork with me to the grocery store, knowing I 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.280 would eat the pie in the parking lot, and I 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.560 wanted a real fork, which is one of the reasons 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:13.159 my New Year's resolution is to give up baked goods. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:15.440 And I will be asking all of you for your 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.520 New Year's resolutions later in the show. Well, I'd say 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:22.320 high grade for planning to have an actual fork in 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:22.800 your poet. 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:27.080 A really confusing juxtaposition of self discipline and utter lack 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:28.600 of self discipline in that story. 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.679 I have to tell you I fork was not on 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.320 my Bingo card for that. Yeah, exactly. We could have 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:35.600 guessed all day and I gotten there. 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.840 So coming up this half hour blockbuster half hour, we've 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:41.679 got to finish up May and get into June. Clips 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:46.040 of the Year plus next segment, things Jack has never done, 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:52.160 had nor done. It's an amazing list, difficult to explain, 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:54.720 but you'll get it when you hear it. But first 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:58.960 let's plunge on into May. It's coy Clips of the Year. 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:07.920 I'm gonna make my day. Pal Let's pick the day. Stynald, 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:09.320 I hear you're free on Wednesdays. 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:13.360 We bind bad built bush body. Oh what now? Yeah, 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:13.920 you're not able. 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:15.480 You don't have enough intelligence? 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:17.159 Girl, baby girl? 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:22.240 Oh really even play here's a little ditty about using 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:23.800 her mus These. 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:25.680 Are degenerate savages. How I'm off. 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:29.640 We're not gonna supply the weapons and the artillery shells. 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:31.880 Use artillery shells as well. 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:34.840 Yeah, this is insane. 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:38.520 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my friggin life. 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:41.879 The body in administration moving forward with a one billion 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:44.760 dollar arms deal with Israel after suspending your ship into 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:46.520 thirty five hundred bombs last week. 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:49.560 Thank you, doctor Fauchi for your parents today. 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:52.480 The investigation of doctor Fauci shows he is an honorable 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:56.399 public servant and he is not a comic book super villain. 0:19:57.280 --> 0:20:00.640 Do you represent science, mister Fauci? Yes? 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:03.200 Or now doctor Maritas's. 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:05.480 Fad that he could walk into your office anytime. 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:06.680 He wanted to, is that true? No? 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:09.520 Did did he ever walk into your office? 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:13.960 I would say he did occasionally. It is much more 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:16.040 important than jail set close. 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:20.240 At times, Stormy Daniels appeared really quite tense. 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:23.080 She testified Trump was on the bed in his boxer 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:24.240 shorts and T shirt. 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:27.600 Forgive the pun straight from the horse's mouth. 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:30.960 This is one of the low moments in American history. 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:33.280 His Liz. 0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:38.800 The trio of House committee chairs accuse James Biden and 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:42.080 Hunter Biden of lying to congressional investigators. 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:46.400 Hunter Biden was a crack cocaine user, using roughly every 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:47.600 twenty minutes at times. 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:51.080 The crack takes you into the darkest recesses of your soul. 0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:53.360 We're working expeditiously. 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:54.080 What does that mean? 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:57.119 Though we're in very short order, we'll have the what 0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:57.919 is short order mean? 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:05.320 Well, the some of this stuff gets the. 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:07.800 Boy. 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:10.000 Scouts of America is changing its name, soon to be 0:21:10.040 --> 0:21:11.320 known as Scouting America. 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:12.639 Me. 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:17.600 The announcement is about me. Well, it's color and treg. 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:22.080 The less secure and confident you feel in the direction, 0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:26.080 the more surprises and excitement you will have in store. 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:27.080 That's good. 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:30.640 Oh and I didn't want to see. I didn't want 0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:31.880 to look and see how bad it was. I didn't 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:34.520 know if like my kneecap was hanging off or what. 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:39.040 Oh boy, well when was that? What was the time 0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:40.840 period on that? That's when I had my. 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:41.680 Reckon half of May. 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:48.400 Yeah, so is a bad built bitch body and bitch 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:49.280 each body? 0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:50.200 Whatever she said? 0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:52.879