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Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you

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Speaker 1: rather Would you rather greens cooked with smoke turkey or

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Speaker 1: would you rather your greens cooked with bacon smoke turkeys? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, not hamhocks. But now I went back.

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Speaker 2: I went back.

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Speaker 1: Then you could cook all the greens you want. All

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Speaker 1: she wants is a hamhock out the grid.

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Speaker 2: What are we doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so smoke turkey. You guys are saying, all right,

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Speaker 1: would you rather play golf at mar a Lago with Trump?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather have lunch with your ex?

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Speaker 2: I'm really gonna have to just gonna be with my

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Speaker 2: ex to have a line. Yeah, it's gonna be a line.

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Speaker 2: I can't. Let's hear this saying so over here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, your ex junior, you're sure that X that you church?

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Speaker 2: Okay? All right, Steve, you're gonna do you.

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Speaker 1: Love golf?

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Speaker 2: He ain't got nothing to do with golf.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have herschel walking, Tim Scott, what.

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Speaker 2: Way we go?

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Speaker 3: And what I'm gonna do though, to try to survive it,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna put some of them teeth in my mouth,

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Speaker 3: like Tim Scott got uh the big beaver teeth with

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Speaker 3: that gap in and I'm gonna put some falsies up

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Speaker 3: in my head and then, uh for Herschel, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: wear a pair of cut off burr lap shorts.

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Speaker 2: What is herschel? Him man?

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Speaker 3: When he didn't work in Georgia. Uh no, and they

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Speaker 3: had bought that house for him in Georgia. We're selling

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Speaker 3: this house, get our money back, and you take your

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Speaker 3: stupid behind on back to Texas for you didn't complete

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Speaker 3: the task.

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Speaker 2: You ain't heard from Herschel.

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Speaker 3: No, they don't invite Herschel to come and talk about Trump.

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Speaker 2: No more, nothing, nothing. It's over.

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Speaker 1: It's over.

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Speaker 2: Coon, I couldn't do what he was Coon wasn't cooning enough?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather tell your wife that her outfit is

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Speaker 1: interesting or would you rather just burst out laughing at it?

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Speaker 1: Which one?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Hell no.

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Speaker 1: Interesting.

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Speaker 2: But Marjorie and I have a relationship.

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Speaker 3: If I don't think something looks right, she wants me

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Speaker 3: to tell her that rarely.

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Speaker 2: Happens because you tell the truth. Yeah I have to. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh so you can't.

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Speaker 1: You're capable of telling me not a lot clear.

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Speaker 2: You know. But she'll say, Steve, do you like this?

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Speaker 2: I said, baby, I don't. And they like the way

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Speaker 2: that looks. She'll be okay with that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but you say it nicely, all right, that's

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Speaker 1: how you say it. Yeah right, yeah, okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's today's round, Would you rather now? Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day, and we'll

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Speaker 1: close out the show with the one and only, the

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Speaker 1: truth teller, Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.